Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 947 | Insufficient Moderation

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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they are recalling approximately 156,000, 498 pounds of pepperoni pizza products that were produced without the benefit of a federal. inspection, you bastards. Trying to sneak those frozen pizzas out to people without letting the feds take a look at it. That will not happen. We will recall those right now. So they were produced and distributed

into commerce March of 2020 through July 28th of this year, 2022. So if you have a 33. 25 ounce clear plastic wrapped pizza John's bake at home 12 inch pepperoni pizza

do not dare put that thing in the oven okay take it back if you have a 57 ounce clear plastic wrapped package containing pizza John's bake at home 16 inch pepperoni pizza don't you dare don't you dare let me eat thank you

No, no, I mean, no. Don't do that. I'm just talking to myself. No, don't do that. They were being recalled, okay? Clearly, they were not marked by the USDA, and we will not have them sold. The problem was discovered doing a routine surveillance activity.

Oh. Hey, did someone let those pizzas out without me looking at them? Bring them back right now. So we're concerned, though, for your health and safety. So they may be in consumers, freezers. So if you purchase these products, don't even think about, I mean, barely touch them. Take them out of the freezer, put them in a bag, and get them, throw them in the trash. But if you want your money back, take them back to the store that you purchase, place of purchase. Okay.

That's what I thought. What I thought. Don't let, don't do it. Don't, don't, don't just put them in the oven. Don't do it. You heard me. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, so a vegan mom gets life in prison. Life in prison for starvation death of her son. Okay, so I know she's whacked out of her mind. I get it. I get that's what you want me to believe. I believe it.

Okay, she's whacked out of her mind. She was convicted of murder and the malnutrition death of her young son. She was sentenced to life in prison. Did I mention that? Life in prison. So Sheila O'Leary. 38, whose family followed a strict vegan diet convicted

in June on six charges. First degree murder, aggravated child abuse, aggravated manslaughter, child abuse and two counts of child neglect in the death of Ezra O'Leary, her young son. Just incredible.

This was happened in Lee County, Florida. I guess some of it's been postponed and trial dates of re-time, but she's been found guilty and now life in prison. Amazing. So according to this, she was,

she, her husband remains in jail now, awaiting trial on the same charges. The family only ate raw nuts and vegetables, which, I mean, who among us? Who among us doesn't just eat

raw fruits and vegetables? Man, that sounds like a, whew. all the we're going to come over for dinner no I'm good I'm all right I'll just

just drop the stuff off and leave okay so and the child the toddler was fed breast milk so I mean they didn't neglect the child with you're not getting breast milk

either just raw nuts and vegetables so the 18 month old boy weighed 17 pounds was the size of a seven month old baby that's what they said okay

so some kids you know grow up slow? I know it's terrible. I get it. So I just don't want to. She's had a couple other kids that they return to her biological father. And so there's, I mean, we've got life in prison for this mom?

Life, really? I mean, we have mothers. Smoke and crack while they're pregnant. We have mothers. have mothers doing all kinds of different drugs or neglecting their children all over America. And it's horrific, just horrific. If you're going to have a child, how about you to take care of it? I know that's a tough ask.

I apologize. But that's just me going out of the limb. You know what? If you're going to have a kid, you'd be responsible for it. Okay? And this mother was with nuts and vegetables. Are we giving the crackheads and the dope heads Life imprisonment?

I don't think we are. I feel like we're not. Maybe it's just me, but she's... I mean, maybe, you know, I feel safer. You know what? I've changed my mind. I feel safer now. This mother who apparently convicted in a court of law

for aggravated child abuse aggravated manslaughter, child abuse, two counts of child neglect, and first degree murder. Wow. That's, I feel sorry for this family and these kids, but you're going to put mom in prison

because of what she believed to eat? Okay. All right. You got me. As long as we're talking about prison, a 74-year-old former high school, teacher in Australia has been found guilty of murdering his wife in 1982. And he got away with it all this time until somebody came up with one of those damn true

crime podcasts. Man, do I hate those. I actually love them. It's called the teacher's pet. So it renewed the investigation. And I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those medley. kids. Scooby-doo all over again. So they found that he killed his 33-year-old then, 33-year-old wife,

to pursue a relationship with a 16-year-old former student who babysat the couple's two daughters. I mean, terrible. I almost smiled and said, I know. Think about it, but no, it's terrible. How dare you? How dare you? The young girl, half your wife's age. Half your age. How dare you? So he was arrested. in 2018 after the release of the podcast, which examined the relationship with Lynette and the events leading to her disappearance. They still haven't found the body. They didn't even know what he did with it.

Or what happened to her. Sorry. What happened to her. So the teacher's pet podcast downloaded 60 million times internationally. One an Australian journalism accolade. Now, I just will say that that's just, I'm all. Almost there. This podcast that you're listening to right now, chewing the fat,

just below those 60 million downloads. But, you know, I'm getting there. Close. With your help, be sure to subscribe, tell your friends. Whatever platform warms the cockles of your heart. If you're listening to this right now and you're not a subscriber and you're just free loading, stop it. All right?

Everybody likes stuff for free. Nobody likes a freeloader. So just subscribe. Choose a platform and subscribe. All right. So I guess that, you know, they said that the podcast, that's fine. The judge is like, yeah, you know what? Hearing the case, the podcast may have impacted witnesses' testimony, but it doesn't matter.

I don't care. That's circumstantial. Go ahead. You're guilty. Okay. I mean, that truly is. You would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids. That is unbelievable.

I would like to find out what happened to his wife, and so would you. I mean, Australia just says people disappearing, right? We have this guy who killed his wife, or I mean, has been found guilty of killing his wife. We don't know what happened to her. She just disappeared. And I told you about the show that I watched on Hulu, Prime, Netflix, one of the apps.

with the vanishing act, right? About the, the Madoff lady in Australia who, you know, Ponzi schemed all of her friends and then disappeared. But her foot showed up in a tennis shoe on a beach. So we're, I mean, we're just assuming that she's dead, but, I mean, if she got away with $20 to $40 million, is that worth a foot?

You cut it off your foot for that to be free? Don't answer that. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So be sure to follow me on the socials, Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, and Instagram and Jeff Fisher Radio. And you can request a cameo. I'm out there, baby, at Jeffrey JFR.

Everybody tries, you know, it's been usual, you know, birthday wishes and stuff like that, which is fine. I'm happy to do that. But, you know, if you have somebody, you know, something mean that you want to say, I'd like to do a mean one, actually. But I haven't been requested. So, you know, I do what's requested.

That's what Cameo is. They request? I do. I mean, a trained monkey on Cameo at Jeffrey JFR. But I see where, uh, truth social. And I think I still have a truth social account. I remember signing up for it when it first happened. And I couldn't get it.

And then I got like a password that was eight billion, letters long or something, some code password. But then I don't know that there was no app for it, right? For the Android, there was no app. Well, social media platform, Google, I said, yeah, you know, we're not going to approve that for our Android Google Play Store. Wait, what? Yeah, there's insufficient content moderation.

That's the whole point of it, Google. I don't know if you know that. That's the whole point of it? Well, yeah, no, we can't have that. People might say what they actually want to say on the social media platform. No. No, somebody may say something that I don't like, you know, as in the entire alphabet company. So it's another big setback.

I mean, Android's comprise 40% of the U.S. smartphone market. 40%. I thought Android was more than that. Well, that's worldwide. Worldwide, worldwide Android's number one. So Apple is, Apple is 60% of the United States market? Holy cow. According to this, according to this story,

smartphone market 40, Android phones comprise 40% of the U.S. market. We have to, hold up, please. I'm not going to put you on hold, but I'm just going to, since we're recording this, I'm going to stop for a moment. and I have to see if that's actually true. I'm looking, okay? Just give me a second. Seriously, back off me, all right, I'm looking.

Okay, it's going to be a little bit longer because I ended up trying to search it on Bing. And despite me wanting to beat up Google for a little bit to see other facts are right, I have to use them to search because you know how I want to like Bing? You just can't. You just can't.

They make it impossible for you to like them. Okay. So they said Android was 40% of the U.S. market. Okay. That's, I mean, that's what they said. And so I found that, ha, that's what I figured, a lie. 40.54%.

In the U.S. Wow. Apple is 60%. That's incredible. Now worldwide, Android's far and away, 72%. But, I mean, the U.S. picks that number up for worldwide. That's why.

I mean, for Apple. Wow. Amazing. Anyway, so, you know, I had to use Google instead of Bing. Now I'm going to go back to beating up Google for not putting truth social on their other Google play. What's going on? I just put it on there. Stop it.

That's what we're doing. But you know, I mean, you knew it was going to happen. That's just, they're not going to let Trump. they're not going to let it has trump's name stamped on it it's not going to happen sorry yeah there's a lack of oversight no it was there wasn't a lack of oversight it was uh insufficient content moderation oh okay well then we just won't have it will we and then we got burning man going on i keep talking about it because we've got a reporter out there i have not heard from my man sharky yet uh he's supposed to be giving me updates uh throughout the burning man uh uh uh uh uh uh

gathering out at Black Rock through September 5th, so we're probably going to have to wait, because if he hasn't reached out by now, he's probably, hopefully, taking part in the, you know, Orgy Dome or the crazy art that happens at Burning Man. So we can look forward to the stories from Sharky out at Black Rock,

because I want to know about the Orgy Dome. And I want to know what it's like when the man burns. That's the whole point. of it. So I'm looking forward to it. He better, I want to in-depth, in-depth interview with Shark Camp Burning Man. I'll give him the whole show.

I don't care. But I want to know about, there's all kinds, the new photos coming from Burning Man this year are awesome. And they had a big windstorm come through, so they're all riding their bikes in the dust storm of the desert. It's awesome.

Sounds like fun, doesn't it? Nothing says fun like riding a bike in a desert dust storm. I know. That's what I'm saying. Ooh, and we may have some Elfrido sauce shortage. Just a minor. I mean, it's just a truckload. But apparently there was a big accident

in Tennessee outside of Memphis. Interstate 55, for those of you that know the area. And they shut it down because a tractor trailer sent Elfrido sauce pouring across the roadway. Oh. It would be so nasty to smell. I mean, I love Alfredo sausage.

Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan. But I'm not that I'm a fan of it on a highway. Holy cow. So police and fire crews did not confirm what the truck was carrying. Oh, so it could have been poison Alfredo sauce. We can't confirm what the trust. Don't worry about everything.

It's all over the interstate that we've got shut down. We can't confirm what it is. Okay. Thank you. so apparently no injuries have been reported we don't know how long it's going to take to clean it up though so how about you just shut up and don't worry about the three lanes of highway closed

because of that white goo and not monkeypox goo but white Elfredo saws go all over the highway oh man that's middle of the day you don't get all that cleaned up oof you'd be don't don't run through it You can be having Alfredo sauce smell

And that car yours for another week Or more You'll be stuck in your tires You ever run over a skunk Like that? I mean Okay, so I'm not talking about killing a skunk Good Lord, you don't want to kill a skunk

You'll never get rid of that car then That car is yours for life Once if you kill, if you run over a skunk alive And kill it because, oh But, you know, you still, If you've run over a skunk After the damage was done So you still have the lingering death

smell of the skunk and you just happen to run over it because of traffic or whatever something happens it's five o'clock in the morning you're still drunk i don't know i mean don't don't drink and drive it's just a joke and um you run over and it stays with you for uh what feels like forever in your car i didn't think that one good one chevy uh one impala i had i didn't think i was ever going to get rid of that skunk smell. Man, it was, I mean, ever so often you'd make a turn. You'd make a turn and the wind would hit the

wheel well just right. And you get that, you still get that, just that, just that ting. I'm still here. Just that little, take that with you. Still here. And not bad. Like if you actually, I've been in cars that have actually killed a skunk. And, like I said,

it's your car forever. Because nobody's buying it. I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, I got to buy it. Oh, it looks like a beautiful car. It looks like a beautiful. shame. Yeah, we'll go ahead and get in, check it out. What is that smell? I had a skunk back in 72 and still there. I pretend like it's not even there anymore. Oh, okay. So get that Alfredo sauce cleaned up, man. Nobody wants that smell. Nobody, nobody. And then we get news that we've got tomatoes all over a California highway. And it wasn't too long ago, we had pineapples

and cow intestines in Texas. What is happening? Stop it. Stop. I mean, oh my gosh. The California Highway Patrol. This is a giant, it looks like a truck just tipped over

on its side with just thousands of tomatoes. And we're talking, they told us there was going to be a tomato shortage anyway. And now the good ones that were trying to truck in for us to eat and use are getting dumped on a highway. Uh, this cannot happen. this cannot happen okay so we have to stop this

I don't know what happened I don't know why this truck crashed against the center divider but when it did I mean maybe you put a cover maybe put a cover on it it looked like they were hauling tomatoes in a rock hauler what are you doing put a cover over it okay and so we have thousands of tomatoes all over the highway

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's gonna smell good too that's gonna smell good too I don't know. When I grew up as a little kid, I remember my family. You know, they're all farmers and they're canned, making canned goods.

It was tomato season was canned and tomatoes. And you'd come in and the house would smell of nastiness. To me, nastiness. You know, they're canned and tomatoes and the pressure cookers. Oh, oh, God. I can't. I can't. Plus, if I smell all those tomatoes on a highway like that,

We're back to smelling like a skunk, maybe for a month or more. Yeah, I ran through the tomatoes. There's a few along a quarter mile stretch along a highway. Oh, man, all that stuff spitting up onto your car? Oh, no. This has to stop. There has to be some sort of movement or something, but stop highway spills. S-H-S.

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Somebody's going to be in trouble. A record setting, $11.8 million worth of cocaine seized from a truckload at the border. I know, it wasn't me. I don't have anything to do with it. But somebody is going to be in trouble. When you see the headline, colossal, colossal record setting seizure. Sure. So the officers referred the truck, which was manifesting a shipment of baby wipes for a secondary inspection. Interesting, isn't it, how they just happened to, how many baby whites trucks have come through without a secondary inspection?

Oh, don't worry about that, Jeff. Just shut up. So they pulled it over and they checked it out. holy cow more than 1,500 pounds of cocaine in with the baby wipes. They're all packaged up like baby wipe boxes. It wasn't me. I have anything to do with it, but somebody is going to be in a little bit of problem. So the officers discovered 1,000, let's see, 1,935 packages containing 1,000, 532.65 pounds.

I love the story of alleged cocaine. So I guess we didn't know if it was cocaine right away. I mean, didn't the CFB officer stick his finger in or cut one of them with his knife and lick it and realize it was cocaine? That's what happens.

Duh, we've seen the show before. Amazing. So some, like I said, somebody's in trouble. Apparently, we're all in trouble now. There's a guy in Cambodia that believes he is the bearer of apocalyptic notions. I mean, he's predicted apocalyptic predictions. He claimed and has claimed that a black hole in his spine has been sending him a message about an impending flood that could wipe out the earth.

adding that his farm was the only place that would be spared from the catastrophe and urging urged all his people his followers his 370,000 followers on Facebook to come to his farm and they have they've showed up these people just showed up as they started coming to his house people in the town are like hey uh what is going on of course they were saying it in whatever language they speak in Cambodia. They weren't saying, I mean, they might have been in English. I don't know. What are you speaking in Cambodia?

Cambodian? What do they speak? How do they speak in Cambodia? They speak in hate America, keep us out of there. Cambodia language. I know people are listening. They speak Cambodia, Jeff. Why are you crazy?

Don't you know? Come here. That's right. Come here, language. Duh. Hello? What else? See?

that they say ethnic minorities include the cham. The language is spoken by the cham people in Cambodia. Vietnamese, the language spoken by the Vietnamese immigrating to Cambodia. Tampoon.

The language is spoken by the Tampuian people living in the mountainous areas in Cambodia's Rang province. So they can be speaking anything. You want to talk about gibberish, man. Seriously. but they understand

this guy because he's got a black hole in his spine and he's telling him that catastrophe is coming and a flood is going to a flood is going to kill everything and wipe out everything except where his farm is.

So hey, good luck, God bless. I see where Ben Affleck is the $30 million richer. Good for him. Good for you know, Ben's got J-Lo to worry about he's got diamond rings to pay for and weddings to pay for in Georgia and he's got to keep her happy because she's all pissed now because somebody released the video remember i don't know if we talked about her but jalo was somebody she sang some song to uh ben at their wedding in georgia

their special gathering last weekend which i wasn't invited to by the way and uh they uh it one of the videos leaked everybody had to sign everybody signed a non disclosure to come to the wedding, right? You're not supposed to, everything I got, I don't know if they put your phones into a Faraday cage box or whatever, but somebody snuck a phone in and filmed her singing

to Ben. She did some impromptu song. And it's out there. And she's, she is so mad. She is so pissed. And I don't really blame her. I got it. She's J-Lo. But

you know, I could just see her. with uh that was something that was special to me and i can't believe that they leaked this special moment and i i was performing something for ben and it's unauthorized all right these videos only get released through jalo dot com okay or on the down low or whatever the hell that email is that i have that people have to subscribe to that's the only place i release it sometimes on instagram but it's mine. It's mine to release. I'm J-Lo, damn it. Okay? But they're happier because he sold the $30 million place. They haven't bought a place yet. I thought they bought that one place. But I guess that fell through. The $60 million place, I guess that fell through. But apparently they're

renting the place they're living in now. That's the dump that they're living in a Beverly Hills, the $60 million place that was from Mariah Carey's ex James Packer. So I thought they bought that place. But I guess not. I guess they're still leasing. I don't know if they rent. If it's $60 million place, $60 million, yeah, we're running the dump.

You know, $60 million home? What are you paying for rent? What do you get? A couple of mill a month? month at least plus you're responsible for the upcake oh it's a pretty bill but he's got 30 million now from selling his uh selling his one mansion did you and this is the same place they had to get rid of it no way jalo lives at this place remember this is the place where uh the guy broke into the house when ben was there and he had a hoodie on and the paparazzi caught him

caught the pictures showing him breaking in he jumped the fence broke into the house and they say that they're looking for a black male that's it. They don't know what he looks like. They don't know anything. Just that look, he, the suspect made his get away on bike before ditching

it near the scene and taking off on foot. Oh. Oh man, it's good to have the police on top of it there. Glad you guys are on top of it. I'll tell you that. And I like the paparazzi. Somebody's breaking in. Take pictures.

I just, you know, stopped the guy. But I also was thinking just, and this is just me. Just me. Thinking out loud, all right? At the $29,995,000 house dump, $13,453 square foot property.

I was just thinking that if I were Ben Affleck, and this happened a while ago, so I mean, he's completely clean now and he doesn't drink and he doesn't do drugs, He just smoked cigarettes every now and then, but he and J.Lo are tight, right? But if I were Ben Affleck and I wanted to have something illegal delivered to my home,

I don't want to go out. I'm Ben Affleck. Bring it to me. You got the paparazzi all around the house, so nobody's coming in with the, you know, the drug dealer's not pulling up and driving in. So what do you do? You have the drug dealer, break in.

And to bring you something and then get, out. It's just a thought. Maybe that's just me and, you know, completely wrong, but if I was in Ben's situation, that's how I would have my drugs delivered in a box of baby wipes from a guy in a hoodie. Okay, so who died today? Who died today? Mikhail Gorbachev died at the age of 91. All right. No, that's just... To go and leave this pretty side.

No, no, no, no, that's fine. No, no, no, that's just mean. That's just mean. But, yeah, he died. Rest in peace, Mikkel Gorbachev. Tear down this wall. Yeah, we lost him. Apparently, he was...

He's been in the hospital for quite a while, struggling with kidney failure. He was on dialysis, and Pooty Poot just put him in the hospital and said, leave him over there. Okay. Staying in the hospital. I don't want to know about it.

I don't want him around. And so he finally passed away. I'm surprised he lasted this long. I'm surprised Vlad let him hang around this long. But they did. Because he was a big part. I mean, he's the guy, right? He's the guy that broke up the Soviet Union.

And so Vladimir Putin cannot stand. I mean, he wants him back together. He's trying to rebuild what jelly stain on his head, Mikkel Gorbich. had to say there was a song once that called it a jelly stain on his head. Okay, it's not me. Don't look at me like I'm the bad guy. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Former leader of Russia, Soviet Union, USSR, whatever he was the charge of. Dead. At 91. Plus,

oh my gosh, that's right. It's the 25th. anniversary of Princess Diana's death at the age of 36. I don't know if I can do the story or now.

Princess Diana. She was killed during a car crash. 25 years ago Today! I know, I know. She was being pursued with guys with cameras. And even the driver was drunk.

They were in a tunnel. They were all done. drunk. Remember walking across the mine to claim to shaking the hands with the guys in that AIDS? She was only 20 when she married Chuck. Now she had two kids with Charlie and they don't even like each other anymore.

They can't even stand dad. They can't do nothing. Their dad is married to the horse lady. I knew he was having an affair with her too. That's why I was there with Doty being chased by cameraman. Yeah, they did. They killed me, you bastards. And now Harry is married to that bitch. He didn't even handle being a princess.

I could. years. I would like to love you, but I was just... 25 years ago. Princess Diana. Dead. At the age of 36.

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