Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 949 | How Old Are You?

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So the Dallas Morning News reports that a mini massage device was given to city employees and now it's being mistaken as a sex toy. Now, my reply to that is so. However, apparently there are workers who are now coming forward complaining that it resembles a sex toy and some are considering filing a formal complaint. If you file a former complaint, a formal complaint with the city, if you go out of your way to go down to City Hall and file a formal complaint over a gift that you got that's a

mini massage device and you're upset because it's mistakenly, A sex toy to you, because I'm sure no one will ever use it for a sex toy. You should be fired immediately. The city of Dallas should just say, get out. You no longer work for us. Now that's not going to happen, but that's what should happen. Because how about a thank you? Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

So those of you that listen to the show know that I live in DFW, Dallas, and technically I live in Fort Worth. Now, Fort Worth, I think, is probably larger than the state of Delaware, the city limits, because, I mean, that's just monstrous. I mean, DFW Airport, you taxi in about 10 different counties. You land in one county, and by the time you get to the terminal, you've gone through about 10 different counties. But you're still in Fort Worth. Anyway, you know that I live in Fort Worth. And so I wake up to see a headline, A mega million dollar lottery ticket for $3 million was won in Fort Worth.

And I'm thinking, I'm buying lunch. I'm buying lunch. I'm in. and then I I opened it up believe me I clicked on it yeah it's not the store that I shop at so it was over at some other

I was so bummed so bummed it's like it's like two o'clock in the morning it's like I had that slight right nice click oh that was a long walk to the coffee maker man

long long walk for the coffee maker oh well you know I'm still here with you And then I see where Sam's Club is raising their prices. Nice of them. I know. They're nice. They're good people.

Remember we were so pissed at them. And I say we, uh, me, uh, that we were so angry at them, uh, not long ago where they were telling,

uh, club members, hey, if you haven't, uh, re-uped with us or you're a new member, uh, we're going to give you a new membership deal for eight bucks.

Eight bucks. Eight bucks to year. Hey, you get eight dollars. No problem. Uh, hello. Uh,

been with you for a long, long time. How about giving me a little deal? I pay full price. I pay your stupid extra price so I can shop any time. I get to wait in line with the other Walmart plus members to give my gas now. Hello.

Don't forget about me. Well, apparently they have forgotten. But they didn't forget to raise a price. So starting October 17th, fees will increase from $45 to $50 for club members. And from

$100 to $110 for members of its highest tier level. That highest tier level may be knocked off from the Jeff Fisher plan soon. We drop it down to the old 50. You know what? I don't need that high tier. I'll just stick with the 50.

So I can't come in early and come in late? Okay. All right, fine. I don't get that extra discount. All right, fine. So just let you know. Prices are going up at Sam's Club. And I know Costco, we talked about Costco.

They always talk about it. I remember they got into the fight with the CEO over never raising the hot dog prices. The original CEO, the founder, told the CEO when he took over that he could never raise the price of the hot dog and soda. Otherwise, he would kill him. When he threatened his life, that's what he said in an interview. Don't look at me like that. That's what the man said. So I'm just saying that's never going to raise, but they will raise their price.

Now it costs $60 a year for the basic membership at Costco and $120 for its highest tier, the gold membership. I don't know what extra benefits you get with the gold. I'm not really positive what I get for the high tier at Sam's Club either, to be honest with you. I just, I look at the card and it says, plus. I was like, oh, okay, cool, great. Is that worth more money? I guess, yes, yep.

Yes, it is. Okay, great, no problem. So, anyway, I'm just letting you know. All right, maybe you go to, what's the one that might? A Winco. Winco. Winco is kind of a Costco-ish Sam's Club place. You don't have to be a member, but it's a little bit bulk,

just a little bit bulkier. It's not the fat guy. It's just the Winco is like the dad bod of grocery stores. You know what I mean? It's not the fat guy. But they're okay, I guess. But prices are going up all over, so just find ways to save money, is all I'm saying. And look, if you're saving money by paying these fees to go into these stores, Costco and Sam,

if it's worth it to you, then do it. And it is really, I mean, you've saved money on gas for sure, although as of late, they've had the cheapest gas around. so the lines are, I don't know, only about 100 miles long. So I don't know how much gas you waste waiting in line. And I haven't seen anyone do this, but I came close one afternoon because I ended up getting gas at one of the Walmart stations

that's close to the Sam's Club price. It's maybe like, I don't know, two or three cents more a gallon. So I figure, you know what, you got me. You got me. I'll give you the extra 30 cents. And I understand when you can't, believe me. But I thought about, well, I'll just pull in. I've got the time.

I'm not on a schedule. I'm a schedule. I was a weekend day. And it looked like the line was about 80 miles. It wasn't quite 100 miles when I pulled in. And I thought, you know, I'll just pull in and I'll shut the car off. And then I'll just push it. I'm not going to waste my gas waiting in line.

I'll just push it up to the tank. And then I thought, it's a hundred degrees. degrees outside. How about no? How about no? I'm not going to do that. But as it cools down, how might think about it? You never know. And once again, a story that I think, why doesn't this happen to me? Why doesn't happen to you? I read about it. It never happens to me. So just disappointing is all. I mean, I'm happy for the couple. No, really I am. I'm happy. So a couple of 400-year-old coins hidden under floorboards of their home. I don't know.

It makes me want to start digging around my house this weekend. I'll just start digging. All right. So when they lifted the floorboards, if I could speak, of the 18th century property, that could be a sign that you may have something of worth buried around your home when it's, you know, an 18th century home. they were intrigued to find an earthenware cup

an earthenware cup now I'm not sure if that's an actual brand name earthenware or if it's a cup it just was buried in the ground and that's what you call it earthenware okay it was a size of about a coke can and the experts looked at the contents

and it was worth about $290,000 worth of coins Oh, okay. Now it says in the story, they found it in 2019. Now it's officially been disclaimed. They can now go to auction. So what does that mean? That they said something and everybody said, that's ours, that's mine, that's ours.

What are you doing? That's ours. I have to check it out. Who's that belonged to? Well, it's on my property. It belongs to me. No, it doesn't. It was stolen money from a wagon train in 182.

Oh, okay. All right, so a number of the coins and unique method of burial presents an extraordinary opportunity to appreciate the complicated English economy. Does it? In the first decades of the Bank of England and significant distrust of its newfangled invention, the bank note, it's wonderful and truly unexpected discovery from a so unassuming fine location. Okay.

If you say so. I mean, we've had farmers find coins and stuff, but I would be, you know, just tread lightly when you find these cans of coins and bags of coins and boxes of coins in fields and buried under your houses because, like they said, it's been disclaimed. everybody says that they want a piece of it that's what Fisher is fighting for all the time he's finding shipwrecks worth millions of dollars of stuff oh that's mine no we're Spain

we were the ones who commissioned that ship and that belongs to us oh where you been I'm the one that's been all the money going down and getting it that's mine so I think I've got to fight all these people so that's what they've been doing for two years from a can of coins

amazing but hey good for them good for them no seriously I mean that good for them you look at me like you don't believe me I'm happy for him I really am did I mention it wasn't my lottery ticket did I mention that

all right let's go to the break room I'm happy for the people to stop it I am let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately so Leonardo DiCaprio I you know I really struggle because I love a lot of his work, but personally he's agonizing to me.

But you got to kind of, I don't know, hate him or love him for his choice in women. I was looking at, he just broke up with Camilla Morone and everybody is saying, oh, no, and she's, you know, I don't know, 22. She's going to turn 25, I think, now or something like that. But they were looking at,

there's a chart that's been built of all the women that Leo's been with. And it's a pretty awesome list. I mean, I'm sure there's more. Sure, don't, don't bog me down with exact numbers. But you start looking at Giselle Bonson. He was with Giselle. Wow. In the late 90s.

Bar Rafael in the early 2000s Blake Lively those are the first three on the list of Leo's girlfriends now those three women have done pretty well for themselves post Leo

all right now he was 24 at the time when this all started and so by the time he got to Blake he was 29 but Blake was you know early 20s and then Aaron Heatherton

Aaron and Tony Garen They were like 24, 25 Old You look at this list Nobody breaks 25 25 is the top And they get 25, you're done You're getting a little too long

On the tooth for me Okay, maybe you don't know who I am But you got to go I mean, sure Sure, I still think you're great and I'll think of you from time to time, but we can't be together. Sorry, I'm a Leonardo DiCaprio, okay?

So you can hit the bricks. Take care. I'm going to go back and fly down to the islands and pick out someone else. Just not you and someone a lot younger. I need someone between 20 and 23, Okay. I mean, you bring up every one of these pictures. It's almost cut and paste.

Almost cut and paste. Now, you can make the argument, and the argument has been made that it isn't Leo pulling the plug. You know, there's been arguments made that, hey, you know what? By the time these women get to 25, they're starting to, you know, mature. And they realize, my God, what am I doing here? I've got to go. And they get out. I mean, you can make that case.

I don't necessarily believe it. But you can make the case. What I do believe is that it's possible that it's a stepping stone, right? If I'm one of these girls. If I'm, if I'm one of these girls. And it's easy to picture me as one of those girls, I understand. I'm thinking, okay, so I go out with Leo for a couple of years. And I'm set.

I don't have to take any money from Leo. I just live the life. I'm living the high life. I got my own thing going on, but it puts you into a different little level. So that, well, I guess if you're in the group where Leonardo DiCaprio is looking at you, I'm sure there are others in his fear

that are looking at you as well. It's tough to hate the guy for it, I'll tell you that. It sure isn't, that bastard? Why doesn't he find someone his own age and settle down? Please. That's what he's trying to do. He just hasn't found the right one yet.

Duh. You can make the case that Leonardo DiCaprio is almost the modern day Hugh Hefner. He can make that case. I mean, I mean, look, Hugh Hefner, that guy, I mean, that's the American dream

right there. There's no question. American dream. Hello. And I mean, there's, I tell my Hugh Hefner joke, right? I mean, everybody tells you when you die, you're in a better place now. Not Hugh. All right.

Just leave me alone. Stop it. I know. Okay, so those of you that are listening live. It is the 2nd of September, 2022. we're just heading into the Labor Day weekend. And, I mean, college football started already. It was so nice to see college football back on my television screen and in my heart.

So we've got college football all weekend. The NFL starts next week. It's just awesome. There's a lot of stuff to watch. I mean, I am. I did catch the second episode of House of the Dragon this week. really the only show that I caught because I've had a long week.

And I work this tongue to the bone this week for you. Okay, just for you. But, so I did catch the second episode of House of the Dragon. And they're laying the groundwork. You know, it's a lay in the groundwork episode. But I've been enjoying it. It's been a fun ride. I can get it.

It is a little strange. I've heard some complaints about the king. And he doesn't really look like. like a king, go ahead and tell that to his face. Go ahead. You tell him he doesn't look like a king. That's what I thought. Okay. Just keep your head bad when he walks by, okay? And shut up. He's the king. So it's still, you know, it's fun. We have, and we have football. We have, uh, there's all kinds of good stuff to watch. Plus, don't forget. If you're hearing this, uh, on the second or the third of September, it's $3 movie day. Saturday.

September 3rd, $3 movie day, you can head to the theaters for three bucks a show. There's thousands of theaters participating in national watch a movie for three bucks at the cinema day or whatever they're calling it. From the new special organization, national cinema association people. Dot whatever. Whatever they call themselves. So anyway, go see a movie for three bucks. Don't look at me like that. I can't remember all this stuff.

It's not like I have a computer in front of me. Wait. And I will say, I'm a little disappointed. I have not heard. I'm not surprised. I'm just disappointed. That I haven't heard from my Burning Man Insider. I was hoping for, you know, at least a report by now.

Something. What's happening? So we may have to actually, you know, wait until after Burning Man, heaven forbid you had to stop partying to call Jeff Fisher on chewing the fat and give the people what they want. Don't do that because we're going to find out. I'm going to find out through the eyes of a goer and a doer. And to give her.

What was happening at Burning Man? Okay, that's going to happen. I've been looking at all those photos. It's one of those things where I, when I look at it, I really want to go. But I feel like once I got there and the sand was blowing around and you're either in your tent or your camper or, you know, you're in Black Rock, but the thing you want to go to is over on the other side of Black Rock. and I just kind of feel like

by the time I get there, I'd just be like, eh. I'll just stay here. Look at those people ride by on their bikes. They're cute. Yeah, I'm just going to stay here. I feel like that's what would happen. Boating for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes.

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I fill in for Keith on Pat Grey Unleashed. And, you know, we cover, you know, the heart of the politics on that show. And many other shows on this network cover politics. So I just kind of feel like enough. I get it. but you know we are in strange times and we just had president Biden give us a speech last night that was just maddening

I mean he hates you he hates you and then when you say he doesn't hate me oh I voted for him okay all right if you think that go ahead good for you he doesn't hate me I live in the United Kingdom okay

all right no problem I don't think that That's fine. He doesn't hate me. I vote for him. I live in Hawaii. Okay. Whatever. That's fine.

Don't worry about it. I got you. He doesn't hate me. I'm standing here trying to cross illegally into your country from Mexico. He doesn't hate me. Okay. All right. It's fine.

But we are in a different set of times. And I will say that they just released some more items that they took from Donald Trump's house. the FBI when they raided his Mar-Lago house. And you know that what they want the most, and by they, I mean Joe Biden and his administration. What they want the most is to have that money shot of Trump and the perp walk and is in handcuffs. I hope my wife is the photographer that takes the picture.

I hope she's, I should send her down there and just wait for the shot, because that's the money shot. And then we can NFT it. I like it. Hello. Whoever takes that shot, you're welcome. I mean, you need to NFT that because it'll be worth a lot. Yes, absolutely.

100%. But this is what kind of horrific traitor Donald Trump is. Okay? Yeah, I know. I know. They took photographs, the FBI. You know, they didn't take photographs, although they did, but they took actual photographs.

pictures that were there. They took some clothes. We knew that. I don't know what part of Melania's undies they took, but they did take clothes. And they took some classified folders that were empty. So when you see the picture

of all the stuff that they posted the picture of the folders and everything, was there anything in them? We don't know. But we do know that some of those folders were completely empty. That's what kind of traitor Donald Trump is. The bastard.

He had empty classified folders at his house. At his house! I mean, it's just amazing as all. It's amazing. I'm just going to leave it there. I know. I know. You can watch.

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and we covered uh you know Biden speech and we covered, it's just, you know, when you watch the shows and we cover it, and it's just amazing times. And I feel like I feel like I don't want to talk about it with you here. I mean, I can, if you want to email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I can start doing more political stuff, but I just feel like you get enough. So I appreciate it. I did see a new rule that should be added, though, because the rule,

is if you subscribe to chewing the fat, then if you have your headphones on, and I expect you to listen to other stuff, hello, you need to, there's plenty of other stuff out there. Not as good as this, though. But I expect you to. But when you're asked, no matter what you're listening to, if you have your headphones on and somebody says,

hey, what you're listening to, as a subscriber of chewing the fat, you have to say chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Look, that's the law. That's part of the deal. You signed up for it. So I will say that there was a new rule that I had email to me. I don't have the email up in front of me now because that would be just too simple.

Why would I look at my computer? And it talked about how he was working on the computer and his wife came up and said, hey, what are you listening to? And his answer was chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. I love it. Thank you. So even if you're on the computer and somebody says, as a subscriber of Chewing the Fat

Hey, what are you watching? Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Because then they could just say, oh, that doesn't look like chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Oh, no, that's right. That's this. But you get it out there. So thank you.

I appreciate it very much. Follow me on Twitter. At Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can email, as I said, chewing the fat at the blaze.com, YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. You cameo me. We've just got a couple new cameos pop in today. As a matter of fact,

Jeffrey JFR. So one was actually nice. A little birthday. One, people are starting to get the idea that maybe they can do stuff mean for me. So this one is kind of mean. So I'm kind of looking forward to putting it together for them. I know. Again, you're welcome.

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The parachute didn't open. And so, but he didn't because he went in a pond. So that's what you got to do, right? I mean, they tell you if you skydow, because that's me. I'm a big skydiver, man, you cannot. Man, I jump out of planes. Foof. I can't even count the number of times.

But they tell you, the professionals tell you that if that were to happen, you're supposed to look for the open area, the openness area you could find with grass as you're falling. and you're supposed to make yourself you're supposed to make yourself wide going that's what I read now okay so somebody's going to say that's not right Jeff I'm a skydiver and you're not supposed to do it that way okay you know what

if you looks like your parachute isn't supposed to open isn't going to open just point yourself toward the ground like a rocket and just slam yourself directly into it okay but if other than that aside from that maybe you try to flatten yourself out look for an open area and kind of direct yourself to that open area.

So then when you land, when you land, you got to roll. Just, I mean, just roll. And, you know, I guess you could say good luck with that, right? I mean, I'm falling at, you know, 8,000 miles an hour into the ground. I'm supposed to look for an open area and roll. Ouch. Right. All right.

Oh, I mean, good luck. I think this tells me in the story of this guy that, you know, and it didn't open and he crashed into a pond. He was already gone, not in responsive. I know a person who, I personally know a person who died skydiving. And I personally know a person who crashed a couple of times and lived. When he broke his back a couple of times and he broke all kinds of bones. And I'm like, dude.

He would come in. He used to do the news at a radio station I was working at. And he'd come in to do the news and he's like, I mean, he's the bottom of his back is, over here. The top of his body is over here. He's standing leaning forward. Part of his body's leaning forward. The other half is back here.

His head's here. He was a great guy. I loved him. But I was like, you know, maybe you ought to think, you know, maybe not. Maybe not. But why not? I mean, he's not dying.

He's just taking a show. He likes doing it. I like going to do it. Okay. All right. Go ahead. what's the worst can happen? And the other guy though,

that is the worst can happen. I mean, he hit some wires. So, so I had this story sent to my email, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. And the question was, he was charged with what? And so, you know,

you've got my interest. You've piqued my interest with that subject line. So I opened it up. And the story is, the headline is, police Walmart employee steals 40k and lottery tickets

now the story is from March of this year I mean March of this year my gosh how many has gone through a billion stories since then but I'm in so you know apparently police arrested a Walmart employee Sunday in Lawrence

County Pennsylvania accused of stealing $40,000 in lottery tickets from the store I'm sure you mentioned to pay it back. I'm sure he was going to scratch him off and pay him back. I get it. I don't worry about it. So he said the police arrested him. He admitted to stealing the stacks of tickets that were worth approximately $20 to $50 each. And okay, they provided video and image evidence as well as emails with the Pennsylvania Lottery Commission. So the numbers didn't work out.

and the lottery's like, hey, you guys are supposed to have some more tickets to that. And so they figured, now he, this is what this, what the emailer was asking about. He, of course, was fired from Walmart. He can't even steal some lottery tickets from Walmart and keep you a job. Is this even America anymore? And then he was charged with theft, which would be, I mean, I'm assuming it's grand, you know, grand theft, right? But it also says, receiving stolen property. property. Wait, what? Yeah. Well, that's the story that everybody was copy and pasting, right? Okay, so then I take a look at it a little bit. He was charged with 36 felony charges, 18 counts of theft, and 18 counts of receiving stolen property. All right. So, and you thought, like I said, he took the tickets and he figured, you know, I'll win big money and I'll pay it back. I don't know.

that he actually thought he'd pay it back. However, he did think he was going to win big money. However, he claimed that he only won $2,000. Dude, you got to pick better tickets, bro. I mean, you spent 40, I mean, it gives you an idea of what the lottery's making. This guy stole $40,000 worth of tickets

and won two grand. Hello. That's not a bad income for the lottery. lottery still doesn't answer the question about the stolen property though receiving stolen property i'm not sure how that got worked into the worked into the thing unless he was an estimate unless it wasn't involved in the lottery ticket scam although it seems like it was i mean he said in the story they talk about yeah i'd take stacks of 50 tickets at a time i'd activate them and then i'd stick them in my pants a couple times a week so

what, taking them out of his pants is receiving stolen property, I guess? I don't know. Your guess is as good of mine. If you know, if you know, I understand it, email me chewing the fat of the blaze.com because I'm not sure. Does it, if he got the tickets at the store from the lottery and they're there and he has to activate them, then by activating them and then stealing them, that's still grand theft. where is he receiving stolen property.

I got to stop drinking. Nah, I'll probably keep drinking. Don't worry about it. Another thing we got going on this weekend, too, is Artemis 1 supposed to take off on Saturday, the 3rd. Sometime between 2.17 and 4, there's a couple hour window there in the afternoon. They still say it's a go.

I would take a look at maybe some betting sites and bet against it taking on. but I you know I am not part of NASA they do not consult me I know surprise but you know I guess that they might they want this thing to take off so bad that it might they might do whatever they can to get it off because if they miss this window then they got to roll it back in and they're not going to be able to take it off till October that's what I read now maybe not but they've got disturbances out in the Atlantic you're going to have storms coming along because that's the problem right

Oh, we've got that special window, but there was a cloud. And we couldn't go fly the biggest rocket we've ever made through a cloud. So we canceled. Oh, okay. All right. You got me. No problem. You know what?

Roll it back in. Roll the mannequins back in. See if we can fuel this thing down a little bit and figure it out. So anyway, good luck. I hope it goes off. I do. Don't look at me like that. I do.

I want it to take off. Let's get this thing moving. It's a waste, man. Send the mannequins up. One mannequin is wearing the one vest that's supposed to be good for radiation, and then the other mannequin is just left out in the cold. What we're seeing what radiation does

to that mannequin without the vest. Oh, okay. I mean, think how bad you feel if you're that mannequin. I know. I know. I know. You know who else? Oh, man.

You know who... Got me thinking of mannequins and people dying. You know who's... close to dying. This is sad, actually. Is it? Yes. The queen. She's not doing well. Queen is not doing well. And I know you think, oh, it's a big deal. That's the queen. But

I mean, she's hanging out, man. And Charles is doing everything he can't do to push her down the stairs. She had to move away. She went up to the other castle. She went up to Balmorrow just to get away from Charlie. Because she knew if I get too sick, Charlie's putting the pillow over me, man. It's gone. He wants to be kicking that bad. So she's up at Ballmore Castle

and, you know, Boris is leaving, the prime minister and so she usually meets with them when they take a hike and Boris is going to her. She's not leaving. And then there's some big, the Highland Games she usually goes to and kind of hangs

out at the suite and watches the guys beat each other up. Now going to that. Charlie's taking over for her. So, now, Still, he's still the prince. He's taken over for her as the prince. He's not the king yet. But it's, I mean, it's sad because the queen is,

that means she's getting really bad. And that's too bad because that means that Charles will be king. Oof. Oof. But he won't be king for long. Because once grandma dies, Charles becomes king. It might not be William.

And it might not be Billy. but either Billy or Katie. I know, William and Kate, shut up. We'll sneak over. And one of them will take Camilla. Yeah, you know, Camilla. So one of them will take Camilla for a walk. And the other one will, you know,

take Charles for a walk if you know what I mean. Don't look at me like that. You know, it's going to happen. and I know we spent a lot of time the last few days and the last few weeks, the last couple years bashing America and how bad it is

with President Biden and it is terrible. He is trying to destroy this country, I believe. But, but I see a story like this when it tells me a Saudi woman has been sentenced to 45 years in prison for her posts

on social media. Makes me think, well, You know, God bless the United States of America. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the Blaze.com slash podcasts.