Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 959 | Is It Worth It?...

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. The Marysville Honda Motors plant in Ohio gave out bonuses, and it was really nice. And the workers were, I guess,
Starting point is 00:00:30 guess happy that they got bonuses but now uh you know what the bosses realized those bonuses are a little bit too generous ah we gave you too much money so uh we uh we want it back wait what yeah uh we're not sure exactly uh how much each overpayment was for everyone but it varies from person to person but just know that you were paid too much money and we want it back so you you were erroneously overpaid. We're sorry. You've got about nine days. That's what they said last week.
Starting point is 00:01:07 You've got about nine days to decide on how you're going to pay it back. You get to deduct the money from future paychecks or bonuses or pay the outstanding amount up front by cash or check. Isn't that nice? So you can either deduct the money from future paychecks or bonuses. or you can just pay it back right up front with cash or a check. That's nice. Now, if you don't answer which option you're going to take,
Starting point is 00:01:40 you're just going to have it deducted from future bonuses by default. So I would say, first of all, thank you, Honda, for being so generous and letting us know that you were too generous for us because I appreciate it very much. I wouldn't want me to be extra happy at work with your bonus. So I would just say, hey, how much do you claim you overpaid me and then, you know, probably just take it out of a future bonus, right? So that way you still have the money now. You don't have to pay it back. And in a future bonus, you know that your bonus was going to be, you know, so much and that will be deducted from it. I don't know. I don't know which way you would choose. That's probably what I would do because you would want to take it now and pay for it later, right? Yeah, that's what you do. You take it now, you pay for it later. Hello, this is America.
Starting point is 00:02:32 But I just want to thank Honda for, you know, realizing that they paid their employees just too much money on their bonuses. And instead of just, hey, you know what, let's just let them keep it. And keep our employees happy. Nope, we need it back. Wow. Welcome to today's America. And welcome to chewing the fat.
Starting point is 00:02:55 The Case of the Missing Nose Ring. so a man who has 12 piercings woke one morning without his nose ring his septum piercing was gone he couldn't find it anywhere he was upset distraught in fact he had been pierced for three to four years i thought maybe i'd swallowed it i looked everywhere i flipped the bed over i did everything After failing to find the missing horseshoe barbell, he gave up and replaced the nasal ornament. And he forgot about it for several weeks. And then he woke up one morning coughing really hard. He was coughing so hard that his back was hurting. I felt like something was blocking my airways.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I thought I was sick. I thought maybe I had pneumonia or another respiratory affliction. No. Let's go to the hospital and find out what's wrong. Well, the nose piercing. went into his lungs. Yes, it was in a lung. Went down his windpipe and ended up in a lung.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I don't recommend that. I do not recommend breathing in your nose ring. Now, fortunately, you know, it was wrapped up in scar tissue, so it didn't look like it was going anywhere. Nonetheless, they brought in the specialist for a surgery. He underwent a Bronco, bronchoscopy. Yeah, like I said, he underwent that.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Put the tube down there and pulled it out of his lung. I do not recommend that at all. However, if you're missing your nose ring and you think to yourself, hey, what happened to it? I can't find it anywhere. You should check one of your lungs, or if you only have one, you should check your lung. Speaking of lost items,
Starting point is 00:05:00 a man in India went to the hospital complaining of severe abdominal pain. The doctors conducted several x-rays, which revealed that he had a 7.5 inch deodorant can lodged in his colon
Starting point is 00:05:17 near the anus. Yes, you heard me correctly. The deodorant canister was up his butt. Now there's, I don't know that this is real, actually. I don't think it's real. So the doctors in this story are quoted as saying, this was a big deal for us.
Starting point is 00:05:38 The superintendent of Berdawan Medical College's Hospital, where the patient was treated, we treated him with the utmost care. Did you? Okay. So the unnamed patient had showed up at the facility, and they x-rayed and showed the can. and there's x-rays.
Starting point is 00:05:57 The story has a picture of the x-ray. Okay. And there's also a brief video of the presumed surgery and pictures of the surgery with everything blurred out, so we don't see that it's if it's actually true or not, we'll have to believe that. Now, they claim that the can was up there for 20 days during which this unfortunate fellow
Starting point is 00:06:25 was unable to relieve himself. Medics believed that the young man's life could have been in jeopardy had he not reported to the hospital. You think? So thankfully, the doctors were able to remove the deodorant during the two-hour surgery. Seems like it would take longer than that, but maybe it's just me. As seen in the literal stomach-churning footage, and I watched the footage, it's not stomach-churning at all.
Starting point is 00:06:51 But, okay. The graphic 45-second video shows the team of surgery, It does show the team of surgeons. It shows hands around doing some sort of surgery, but I don't know that it's real. Now, there's a photo also of two men and a women who look like they're in a hospital operation room. And they have gowns on and hats and masks pulled down below their mouse
Starting point is 00:07:21 and they're wearing rubber gloves. And they're holding a can of, the deodorant, which we're to presume that that is the can of deodorant pulled out of this man's. But now, as you scroll down and look at the picture, the two males are wearing flip flops. Now, I don't know. I, you know, sure the doctors in India could wear flip flops during surgery? Why not? Right?
Starting point is 00:07:44 I mean, you're probably going to take a shower of blood and poop from this guy is getting all over the place because you're doing surgery, removing a deodorant can from his rectum. wrecked him, darn near killed him. Sure, I guess that could have happened. I guess. But I don't know. I feel like this is not true. This is just another made-up story
Starting point is 00:08:10 about some weird operation where an antiperspirate can is up a guy's butt. I just don't believe it. I don't think it's real. Plus, they claim in the story, we still don't know why he had the can
Starting point is 00:08:30 up his butt. Well, I think we do. If you believe that it's true, I think we can all surmise. There's only a couple of reasons that you would have
Starting point is 00:08:45 a can of deodorant up your butt. There's only a couple of reasons. And for 20 days, if that's true. You'd have it up there for 20 days without doing anything? That's why I don't believe it's true. That's why I don't believe it. I'm sorry, no. I think the whole thing is set up and I don't believe it. I don't care. I don't care. You're going to have to prove more to me than this story to make this story real. It's just I don't, I don't buy it. 20 days. Deodorant can up your butt. And you haven't gone to the bathroom in 20 days.
Starting point is 00:09:27 The doctors, it could have been very unfortunate for him. Yeah, no kidding. That's what happens. I mean, you have to do a few things in life. You got to breathe and you got to go to the bathroom. It's just the way it is. Sorry. Sorry to disappoint you.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's the truth. That's what has to happen. Okay? So I just find it hard to believe. That's just me. I find it hard to believe. So, okay, so either think about the processes of this happening. There's only two things, two ways that this could have happened if you believe the story, right?
Starting point is 00:10:00 He did it himself or his, you know, lover did it, or it was done intentionally to harm him from a criminal some way. But if that were the case, he wouldn't have left him there for 20 days. I'm sorry, no. And even if it was part of, you know, some sort of happy love fest, you left it in there for 20 days? No, no, sorry, not real. Okay, let's go to the break room. What is real is I need something cold to drink desperately. So come on with me to the break room, all right?
Starting point is 00:10:50 So when it comes to sex and relationships, cheating can happen, right? I mean, that's, it just does happen. So I happened by this my datingadvisor.com website, and they have a list of the most unfaithful cities updated this year, 2022. They used data from the U.S. Census Bureau, and they calculated what they have dubbed the infidelity index of 200 major U.S. cities. They factored in the population's relationship satisfaction by looking at marriage, divorce, and separation rates, In addition, the population's life satisfaction by evaluating emotional and physical well-being, work environment, and community. They also looked at the number of venues to meet for an affair,
Starting point is 00:11:35 and the volume of searches on Google for affair hookup websites was also considered for the rankings. All right. So according to this, cheating comes in many forms and may look different. for one person, then it would for another. It happens in marriages emotionally and just because of sudden circumstances that have little to do with that person's current relationship. Uh-huh. So the number one city, so we go one to ten or ten to one?
Starting point is 00:12:14 Let's go ten to one, shall we? Number ten, coming in at number ten. Washington District of Columbia. And I would say that's probably actual. number one, but, uh, because if you're there, you're not searching on Google for interest of an affair. You're, they're already there. If you've ever been there, you know what I'm talking about. But let's use their chart, shall we? Uh, the marriage rate is 47% and the Google search interest for an affair is 30.78. Wow. Uh, coming in at number nine, Atlanta, Georgia. Marriage rate is
Starting point is 00:12:50 47%. Divorce rate is 9%. Separation rate is 2%. Uh, uh, coming in at number nine. Uh, coming in number nine. Uh, Happiness Index is 50.36 And the Google Search Interest for an Affair, 33.66. Coming in at number eight, Knoxville, Tennessee. Wow. You never picked that. Which one do you think it is? Knoxville, Tennessee. Oh, good guess. The marriage rate is 49%.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Divorce rate is 11%. Separation rate. Happiness. Google Search Affair 30.16. Number seven. New York, New York. York. Yeah, I mean, hello. Marriage rate is 47%. The Google search interest for an affair, 31.77. Number six, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Marriage rate is 46%, divorce rate is 13%. Google search
Starting point is 00:13:41 interest for an affair, 31.59. Coming in at number five, Nashville, Tennessee. Wow. Okay, Knoxville and Nashville. Some cheating going on in Tennessee. Marriage rate 48%. Divorceivorce. Divorce rate is 12%. Google search interest for an affair, 32.58. All right. Coming in at number four. The Gateway to the West, St. Louis, Missouri. Marriage rate, 47%, divorce rate 9%.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Google search interest for an affair, 32.04. Coming in at number three, Houston, Texas. Marriage rate 47%, divorce rate 12%. Google search interest for an affair, 32.67%. Coming in at number two. Again, from Texas. Fort Worth, Texas. Marriage rate 46%,
Starting point is 00:14:40 divorce rate 12%. Google search interest for an affair, 30.96. Wow, and coming in at number one, yes, still in Texas. Dallas. The number number number. Number one city, most unfaithful city in America, Dallas, Texas. Marriage rate 47%, divorce rate 12%.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Happiness index, 49.0. The Google search interest for an affair, 32.85. So really, I mean, DFW, Dallas-Fort Worth is, there's some cheating going out in this neck of the woods. Wow, that's pretty incredible. And then you've got Houston. I mean, the three big cities in Texas. DFW, of course, is, you know, one big, giant area. But nothing in Florida.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Really? Really, in the top ten, nothing in Florida. When you look at the map that they have up there, I mean, let's see where Florida is. They've got Tampa is ranked 23rd, all right? Highalia ranked 80 seconds down there by Miami, and Fort Lauderdale, Highaleigh, Fort Lauderdale is ranked 17th, wow.
Starting point is 00:15:50 and Miami is ranked 13th. Highalia is ranked 82nd. That's all in that same neck of the woods there, the greater Miami area. Okay, so I feel a little bit better. Tampa ranked 23.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And I see, I see, wow, look at that. I mean, the DFW, wow. The DFW area has got a lot. Fort Worth and Dallas are one and two. Grand Prairie, Irving, Plano, McKinney, That's all DFW, man.
Starting point is 00:16:21 There's some cheating going on. They're ranked lower, but, you know, these people in Plano or Friscoe or Denton, they're, you know, or Arlington. I mean, they're driving to Fort Worth or Dallas to cheat. That's just what's happening. And then you get into California, Santa Clara, Hollywood. Hollywood is 117th. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Okay. That whole L.A. area is, looks, there's quite a few dots on the map around the old L.A. area. And then, where's Detroit? Detroit is 27th. All right. No problem. Grand Rapids, Michigan. 84th.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Still on the ranking, though. Top 100. Coming in on the cheaters. Grand Rapids. Nothing else in Michigan. It's disappointing there. You got Detroit in. Grand Rapids on the other side of the state.
Starting point is 00:17:10 So Boise. Where's Boise ranked? 182. Yeah, no problem. Boise. They're still happy. Everybody's happy. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Shut up. So congratulations. Congratulations to my home away from home is Tampa, Florida, ranked 23rd. And of course, where I live now in the DFW area, Dallas, Fort Worth, ranked number one and number two. Kind of makes somebody kind of makes you feel proud to be living here in DFW. Now, they have the most faithful cities in America listed here as well. Pasadena, California, number one. Torrance, California.
Starting point is 00:17:49 number two, Roseville, California, number three, Visalia, California, number four, Laredo, Texas, number five. Is anybody living in Laredo anymore? Montgomery, Alabama,
Starting point is 00:18:03 number six, Orange, California, number seven. West Valley City, Utah, number eight, you think they'd be ranked higher. McAllen, Texas, number nine, and Syracuse, New York,
Starting point is 00:18:14 number 10. Those are your top 10, most faithful cities. Wow, What do you got? Two, three, four, five. Five of the top ten of the most faithful cities
Starting point is 00:18:29 in the great state of California. Huh. It's almost like it, you shouldn't believe it. But those cities, I'm sure, the surrounding areas, and of course we broke them down. You know, the good cities and the bad. So, congratulations. Congratulations to Pasadena
Starting point is 00:18:49 for being the most faithful city in America. And congratulations to Dallas for being the most unfaithful. You see where a growing number of men are undergoing. And we talk a lot about plastic surgery on this show. I love plastic surgery. You know, Three Cust a clown face has been a theory of mine forever. And I love talking about it and people struggle with it. And, you know, I don't want people to struggle with it, but they do.
Starting point is 00:19:17 and you know my theory of three cuts to clown face well this is something a little bit different a growing number of men are undergoing a radical and expensive surgery to grow anywhere from three to six inches now when you hear that or read it as i did uh you think well i mean i don't know that i want that surgery to grow three to six inches and then i realized oh it's to be taller It's not that. Oh, okay. So the surgery requires having both your femurs broken. Ah, new. The booming world of leg lengthening. Everybody wants to be a little bit taller for that? No, thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I have had my bones cut. I've had knee replacement surgery. They've gone in and they cut the bone from below the knee and they cut the bone above the knee. and they pull it out and then they put the fake knee in and they use bone cement and they hook it up to the top and they bone cement it to the bottom and off you go thank you have a nice day it's not quite that simple with the old off you go but holy cow i do not know i mean so there was the story is about uh john and uh he was five feet eight and five feet eight and a half and he paid 70 $25,000 for the agonizing privilege of having his legs surgically lengthened. Both of his femurs broken, adjustable metal nails inserted down their centers. Each nail is made of titanium, which is both flexible and sturdy, like bone, about the size of a piccolo.
Starting point is 00:21:04 The nails were extended one millimeter every day for about 90 days via a magnetic remote control. Oh, man. Once the broken bones heal, ta-da! taller john you know how much that hurts to have the lengthening as they extend those nails oh uh i do not recommend that i'm sorry uh but you know okay whatever you want to be taller you don't want to wear heels but you want to be taller all right fine the extension of the nails in and john's legs uh Stretch the nerves and tissues around the bones, especially the thick, meaty muscles like the hamstrings
Starting point is 00:21:47 to an almost excruciating degree. Yeah, no kidding. Do you know how much that would hurt? He couldn't walk for months. Wow. He said they fill you with enough painkillers that it's bearable. Do they? His biggest fear was becoming addicted to drugs,
Starting point is 00:22:05 so he weaned himself off the regime as early as he, you know, earlier than he should have. Did you? First of all. Now, I don't even get me started. I'm not going to go down that road for that. But I get it, John, I get it. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:18 But I know that John wanted to, you know, feel like he was more handsome and more confident and funnier because he was taller. All right. No problem. Just, you know, just know that it's happening out there. I feel like we've talked about this before, but now we're getting more prevalent and it's agonizing. You know what? aren't you supposed to just like who you are? I guess not.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I guess not anymore. You're not, be, we can make you better, faster, stronger. And if that puts a nail inside your bones and we could just stretch it forever, we could make you taller. Man, does that sound like fun, doesn't it? Yes, it does. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything.
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Starting point is 00:23:44 For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. I see the earth is being inundated by climate change. Taiwan had a 6.9 to 6.5 magnitude earthquakes, two of them, in the span of 18 hours over the weekend. They claim no fatalities were reported.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Okay. All right, good. We had a hurricane into Puerto Rico. Hurricane Fiona made landfall in Puerto Rico, knocking out the island's power grid and causing a blackout for its 3.2 million residents, Up to 25 inches of rain is expected to fall from the storm. Wow. I mean, Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Wow, you just, holy cow. The grid operator, Eluma, said it would take days to fully restore power. You think? Thank you. And we had Typhoon Namandal. Make landfall in southern Japan. Millions of residents under evacuation orders, as the storm is expected to crawl northeast toward to Tocan.
Starting point is 00:24:51 So we'll be hearing more about that as well. So climate change is on the march around the globe. And we have the new houses of the hoity-toity. Okay, it goes on the market today. The 19th of September 2020, big day. The queen is finally buried. We're going to have a special Queens report, Royals report this coming weekend with Chris Cruz.
Starting point is 00:25:21 and myself on Chewing the Fat special Saturday Royals get together. I was hoping to have one this past weekend prior to the funeral, but Chris has been out galivanding the world on a cruise, which we may have to talk a little bit about too on Saturday. But we will have a special Royals, what's next podcast this Saturday. Just a little tease for that. And we also, today is the 19th, like I said, it's also my wife's birthday.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Happy birthday to my wife. I hope we have a nice, a celebration. As I record this, I think, yeah, we're going to have a nice celebration. But you never know. And so anyway, we have new houses of the hoity-toity. And I'm filling in for Pat Gray all week.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He's on vacation. And, you know, I'm doing his show all week with Keith. And we're doing Pat Gray unleashed, his overtime. And then I'm doing Chewing the Fat here as well. So, you're welcome. I mean, you know, I am working this. tongue to the bone for you. So you can follow me on Twitter
Starting point is 00:26:25 at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can follow me on, you can follow me on Cameo at Jeffey JFR. Order a cameo from me, no problem. Prices may be increasing, though. Hey, inflation, what can I say?
Starting point is 00:26:41 And you can go to my YouTube channel as well chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Okay, so Houses of the Hoity Toity. A brand new listing, $250 million listing, the most expensive listing in the country. Okay. It is the penthouse at Central Park Tower, the highest residential home on the planet, the highest ballroom on Earth, and the highest residential terrace in the world.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Okay. So you've got 17,500 square foot triplex, 1,433 square foot outdoor terrace. seven bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, and according to this, you're so high you're above the noise. Okay. According to this, when you're on the terrace, you hear nothing, maybe an airplane, but that's it. You're above the sound. It's so serene. It is magical.
Starting point is 00:27:36 You are 1,400 feet in the air, stepping out onto your own terrace, surrounded by a huge glass wall. There's never been anything like it. I know pictures are pretty amazing. It would be nice to be a part of that. The pictures from the terrace and from the inside the penthouse to the terrace look beautiful. There's no doubt about it. But $250 million worth? Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:09 All right. Now, the one sales guy, the sales guy, you know, the one guy that's trying to sell the joint. uh, Ryan Sirhan. Uh, he, uh, is the person who has the listing. He's going live on his Instagram today, uh, at, uh, noon Eastern, all right, 1 PM Eastern. 1 p.m. Eastern on Instagram and TikTok. He's going live. So he may have saved it. So if you go to his Instagram, uh, at Ryan, S-E-R-A-S-R-A, H-A-N-T, Sour-H-H-A-N-T, and it's the same on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:28:51 He may save it, and he'll give you a tour of the penthouse, which would be pretty incredible. You get to see some of the views, or you could just, you know, I don't know, look at the pictures that other people have taken. But for $250,000, $1,500 square feet, 4,400, over 1,400 square feet of outdoor terrace, seven bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, wow.
Starting point is 00:29:17 that's going to take some cleaning. But you're up there in the penthouse. Oh, man, it would be beautiful. But it is not. This is just me talking now. I don't have the $250 million. I don't have close to the $250 million, unlike I'm sure you do.
Starting point is 00:29:34 But I don't believe that it would be worth $250 million. Now, it's obviously worth whatever somebody's going to pay for it. But I just don't see that being worth $250 million. Now, there's plenty of other places that have sold for a lot of money. I mean, there's a place across the street where they spent $238 million on four floors. And it's not this particular apartment complex. So, you know, I guess. I know they spent, there was a place on Fifth Avenue that was the highest-priced condo.
Starting point is 00:30:17 that was 53.38 million and then there's 75.89 million for another four bedroom home so this place is definitely more beautiful than that the view I mean holy cow we just have sprawling views of all of New York
Starting point is 00:30:37 and so is is it worth $250 million? Well, I guess it is if you're going to pay for it. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. What? Sounds like Ojo time.
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Starting point is 00:31:58 Michigan Tech University's Orion Rutherford was tipped off by a resident about the cacti growing in the area. He discovered that it was an eastern prickly pear cactus. I mean, duh. The second species found to be growing in the UP. First cactus discovered the fragile, pickly bear was found decades ago
Starting point is 00:32:18 north of the new cactus's location and can be found at the Huron Mountain Club. So the prickly pear is smaller and more prickly, while the eastern variety is the opposite and has much bigger flowers. I mean, everyone knows that. It's a larger showery species.
Starting point is 00:32:39 It actually occurs on the sand dunes in lower Michigan as well, but it's several hundred miles from the rest of its range. So we have that, all right, the prickly pear cactus expanding their locations. And now we come up with a one in a million white spirit bear spotted in Upper Peninsula. The genetically rare black bear with white fur, often called the spirit bear, has been living in the wilds in the western upper peninsula. Approximately 100-pound male bear, was found with blonde colorings, appeared this month on a trail camera, trained on a
Starting point is 00:33:19 bait pile set up in advance for the annual bear hunting season. Wildlife officials said this is the first time In recorded Michigan history, such an animal has been confirmed in the state. The bear is nearly all white coat with some cinnamon colors on the top and back of his neck. This marks the only the fifth time a spirit bear has been confirmed outside of British Columbia, which means this Michigan animal is genetically a one-and-a-million bear. Now, that is according to the nonprofit North American Bear Center in Minnesota. who doesn't, I mean, question anything. You don't do it.
Starting point is 00:33:59 You're not going to question the North American Bear Center out of Minnesota. It's just not going to happen. You don't do it. Now, the renowned bear researcher, when I say renowned bear researcher, who do you think of? Lynn Rogers, of course, of the Wildlife Research Institute in Minnesota, duh, said the confirmation of a spirit bear in Michigan is an incredible discovery for wildlife science.
Starting point is 00:34:25 So there are a few genes in the area, and it's a double recessive gene. And if there are fewer of those genes here, it's going to be rare that you get a double recessive combination. Thank you. Appreciate that. Such a genetic combination means both the sow and boar must carry the recessive gene of their offspring to have white or blonde fur when born. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Bear genetic spread across the vastness of the North American Continent provides as much smaller chance white or blonde colorings will appear. That's why Michigan Wildlife Authorities agree. This is an incredible discovery within exciting scientific research possibilities, except when somebody puts them down during hunting season. They don't mention that here. They do at the end. Of course, at the end.
Starting point is 00:35:19 At the end. But then, of course, it's got to make it through the season. Yeah. No kidding. when Bill is out hunting bear and he sees that spirit bear, it's going down, man. If I'm bear hunting and I see the spirit bear, that's the bear I want. I want that one. I don't want your average brown or black bear.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I want the spirit bear. That spirit bear is mine. I want that. I'm bringing that to Conroe, Texas, to Conroe, Texas, to Conroe taxidermy and having them take care of my spirit bear. I want that stuff perfectly. Of course, you could get all your taxidermy needs done at Conroe taxidermy. That's right.
Starting point is 00:36:01 If you've got a spirit bear to stuff or, you know, any other animal that you want stuffed, that's the place to go. Conroe taxidermy, just saying. And I want to thank Jay for forwarded me an email to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com, which you can do. You can send your own emails or you can forward emails. He forwarded an email with a reply saying, Jeff, unfortunately for me, I'm not going to be able to take the Honorable Matthias up on his offer,
Starting point is 00:36:31 so I'm forwarding this to you. I hope you can take advantage of this opportunity, as I expect that you are familiar with gas explosions in your office and can relate. That's not funny, but I got it. Ha, ha, ha. So he got an email which he forwarded to me from, like he said, the Honorable Barister Matthias. It says, greetings. My name is Honorable Barrister Matthias. I am sending this brief letter to solicit your support.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I had a client who is an Indian, and his name is Mr. Gerbukak Singh Batati. Bahati, as I don't even know how to pronounce the guy's name. G-U-R-B-H-A-G-A-T-A-T-A-T-I. B-H-A-T-I. He was a dealer in magnesiumite minerals here in Austria
Starting point is 00:37:23 and also a gas dealer in Russia. He died six years ago in Russia after a gas explosion in one of his dealing offices, which led to the death of both him and his wife. He deposited the sum of $4.5 million in one of the legendary banks here in Austria. I have tried all I could to get in touch with any of his friends and family members, but no way because he had no child, and the recent death of COVID-19 killed his only brother.
Starting point is 00:37:53 others in India last year. So I want you to apply to the bank as a business partner so the bank can release Mr. Gugabhak Singh-Bahati funds into your bank account. I better if I'm going to do this. I need to pronounce the name properly. I will provide you the guidelines on how to contact the bank and we have to do this with trust because I don't want the bank to transfer the fund into government treasury account as an unclaimed fund. So I need your response. warm regards, Honorable Barrister Matthias. I will say, as it does sound tempting, it does sound tempting to try to get Mr. Gerba Huggik Singh-Bahadi funds into my bank account.
Starting point is 00:38:42 4.5 million euros be worth some time and energy. And I want to thank Jay for forwarding it to me. I don't know why you aren't going to be. be able to take him up on it. I mean, it was sent to you after all. But I appreciate you forward to it to me. And once I get my money, I'll thank you again. Okay. All right. Goodbye. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.

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