Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 961 | Gone Missing…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Finally.
Finally.
Finally.
Someone has claimed the $1.337 billion mega millions jackpot.
I know.
We talked about how it was getting late.
They had like eight or nine days left before they could get the cash payout.
And they showed up.
Hello, we're here.
so two people who wish to remain anonymous have come forward to claim the $1.337 billion lotto ticket.
Good for them.
Man, am I happy for them?
And am I happy for them?
They are, of course, opting for the lump sum payment, which is the move to take out of this.
Remember, this was one in Illinois.
I know it's the mega millions and it's multiple states,
but you got to get it out of Illinois.
It was sold in the Chicago suburb.
They are opting for the lump sum payment of $780.5 million.
So congratulations.
Now there's two people.
So, I mean, that's not even $400 million apiece.
It's almost not worth taking.
I mean, I would.
Sure.
Am I going to say no?
No.
not going to say no.
But I'm going to be a little upset that it's not at least 400 million.
I mean, that is generational changing, man.
Holy cow.
I mean, there's a ticket still outstanding in Texas that is $19 million.
And they're saying that the one in QuickPick ticket was purchased at Master Food Mart in Willis, Texas.
It's about 45 minutes north of Houston.
So I know it's not me.
But that ticket is worth $19 million.
And no one has come forward to pick it up.
Now, 19 million.
That's life-changing.
No question.
And it really is probably family life-changing, right?
19 million.
You're changing your life.
You're changing your children's lives.
So I guess that too would be generational changing
But not as many generations are going to be affected by that
As 400 million
I mean you have to budget with the 19 million
You have to you got to all right so this trust fund is so much
And this trust fund is so much
And that kid, no we're cutting that kid short on the trust fund
but with 400 million or just under 400 million
You know I know what little billy drives me crazy
And I hate the kid but go ahead
Go ahead budgeted him in at a million fine
All right trust fund
He can't touch it until he's 28
And then after that he gets so much a year
So it just has to refurbish itself in on that
I'm not a finance guy
Believe me
But I would just have it worked out
And that's what these people
That's why it took so long I'm sure
You just put that ticket in a safe man
And you go make sure you got all your ducks in a row
Where did that start?
That's a good phrase,
Ducks in a row
Where did that start?
Not that my ADD is kicking in,
But I want to know
Where did we get?
Let's get our ducks in a row.
So congratulations to the billion-dollar winners
And if you bought a ticket in Willis Tech,
and you're listening to this program.
I know Houston is a big time area for listenerships here on chewing the fat.
So it could be a listener of chewing the fat.
So get out there and check your tickets.
5-9, 18, 22, 3548.
And they're waiting for you to stop in and pick up $19 million.
And then, you know, if you are a listener to chewing the fat,
I'll give you the address to Mercury Studios in care of Jeff Finns.
Mr. Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Okay, so I did a quick search on ducks in a row.
And what it meant is farmers would take their ducks and bury them in the ground and then shoot their heads off.
No, that's not what it meant.
Stop it.
I just, I remember it actually when I looked up it.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
So before the advent of automatic resetting machines for bowling,
they would have these duck pins
and they would manually put them back into place
between bowling rounds
and therefore having ones
ducks in a row
as a metaphor for having all the bowling pins
organized and properly placed
before sending the next ball down the lanes.
See, you learn something new every day
if you didn't already know that
because if you like me heard that and went
yeah Jeff, we know that okay?
well then I'm just
reinforcing your knowledge
you're welcome
I see where nearly 50 people
in Minnesota have been charged with
laundering and not
clothes
they laundered an estimated
$250 million in
pandemic relief aid
that was intended to provide meals to children
from lower income families
so I guess that makes it even worse
The case is the largest fraud scheme to take advantage of the federal pandemic programs.
Really, there was fraud on the U.S. over the pandemic relief plans?
Huh?
Go figure.
Prosecutors claim 47 individuals tied to Minnesota-based nonprofit feeding our future,
falsely reported serving tens of thousands of meals to children across 250,000,
sites and sought reimbursement for the cost of those meals from the Department of Agricultural's
Federal Child Nutrition Program.
The individuals then allegedly laundered the funds through shell companies to buy luxury
cars, property, jewelry, those bastards, and other personal items.
I wonder what those other personal items could be.
They've been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud.
money laundering, and bribery.
Huh.
So strange that they would have some kind of fraud with the old pandemic relief fund.
Do you know that to date, if you're listening live, today is the 21st of September, 2022.
To date, more than $8 billion in suspected pandemic fraud has been found.
including more than 1,500 criminal cases.
It's not funny.
I don't know what I'm laughing at.
It's not funny at all.
It's stealing from the, from you.
They're stealing from you and me.
And it's just, I mean, how much $8 billion they believe suspect
to have been taken fraudulently from the government.
I wonder how much that really is.
Because I feel like, I mean, it's just me.
But I feel like the government doesn't get a lot of things right.
And so if they're telling you, yeah, well, we suspect a possible $8 billion of fraud.
It could be if it happening.
I feel like that is probably a lot more.
Now, again, that's just me.
And, you know, what do I know?
Nothing.
That's what I know.
Nothing.
And if you invested in Beyond Meat, I want to think about that investment.
They are the target of a civil class action lawsuit brought about by three customers who say,
hey, we were misled about the amount of protein in Beyond products
and how it stacks up to real meat.
Wait, what?
Fake meat isn't like real meat?
What?
I won't hear of it.
According to the suit, filed in U.S. District Court of Southern Iowa,
all three plaintiffs purchased Beyond Meat products,
paying a premium for protein contents that they allege weren't there.
Beyond Meat is accused of using labeling and marketing claims,
that are not supported by the product's actual protein content
in as much as a 33% underfill.
Wow.
That's, I mean, that's a lot.
So they were just, you know, not correct.
They weren't lying.
They just, you know, they weren't right.
And now when we, you know what,
when we have it in the shop, it's 100%.
And by the time it gets to you, you know, it drops down.
I don't know, 33% or so.
So really, it's 100%.
You're just not getting that 100% is all.
So they believe that, yeah,
these claims have misled consumers
to believe that their products provide similar benefits
to traditional meat-based proteins.
So we'll see how that goes.
You know, the...
See, how much are they doing?
Impossible Foods Beyond Meat, founded in 2009 uses peas as its protein source and exceeded $400 million in net revenue during 2020, continuing to gain market share.
Beyond beef plant-based ground.
The Beyond Meat, I'm sorry.
The Beyond Beef Plant Based Ground, the 16-ounce patties.
The labels include 20 gram per serving, and,
40%
DV for protein.
Plants allege that they actually
contain only 19 grams per serving
by nitrogen testing and 7%
of the daily value of protein.
All right.
There you go.
So good luck to be on meat for pulling that out.
They've got some cash, so they'll just
settle it and be done.
You know what?
Shh.
Shh.
Here's 20 million.
Shh. Here's 20 million.
Okay.
And if I'm suing beyond me, these people are probably, you know, real ideologues,
so they're not going to want to be quiet and take the settlement.
But if it's me, Jeff, weren't you suing beyond me?
Yeah.
What happened with it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
It's all done.
It's over.
Is that a new Rolls-Royce?
It is.
It is.
That's amazing.
I just got it.
So what happened in that lawsuit?
I don't know.
That's over.
Wow, is that not a new house you're living in?
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Oh, wow, that's awesome.
So what happened to the lawsuit?
All right, let's go to the break room.
I get something to drink.
Okay.
All right, I got an email at chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
You can email me anytime.
I do read them all.
Even if you don't get a response, I read them all.
So, you know, back off me.
But I got an email.
the other day that talked about a restaurant in Washington.
And he sent a picture of, from the,
the Crow's Nest restaurant in Montasano, Washington.
And it said, it's a small family joint,
it's been here forever,
and something drastic has changed.
And he sent me a picture of a Hunts ketchup packet.
Yep, they've dumped the best.
Catchup, no explanation.
I love them.
Every day does so, I let it go and I'll bring in some of, from the center console of the Jeep
stash.
Maybe you should give them a call, being the Heinz sheriff and all.
Well, I do have my Heinz Sheriff badge, my Heinz Police Officer badge on me at all times.
And I have, this is it.
You can hear it?
And I think we should give them a call because it's unacceptable.
We should find out what happened.
Maybe their deal, you know, maybe Heinz is behind schedule or something and they needed
hunts to fill.
I know it's still unacceptable, but maybe that's the problem.
So let's call the old crow's nest in Washington and find out just what's happening.
Crow's nest.
Let's go.
I'm not what the deal is.
Crowsnest
Oh, it's early too
They're probably busy making breakfast busy
They don't want to hear from me
But yet
Who know?
Oh, I'm going to be ticked if they're not open yet
What the heck?
Answer the phone
I'll leave a message
Don't make me leave a message as a police officer
It's never good when you get a message
Here we go
Oh, nobody's there
Gosh darn it
all right
fine
fine fine fine
all right
they're not going to answer
never mind is over
thanks for calling
crow's nest
you're on my list
I'm coming back
so long
I mean crow's nest
we talked about crows yesterday
and I stood after I got
after I got off yesterday
I see another story
from DFW
Dallas reunion Tower
Or to dim lights for, you guessed it, bird migration.
It's part of Lights Out Nights.
Oh, so special.
Now, as part of the Lights Out Texas Initiative,
it's led by former First Lady Laura Bush,
and I'm sure this is an important topic for her.
It's actually a proclamation declaring that period
as Lights Out Nights in Dallas.
They had meetings.
meeting sitting around.
You know, who should do?
What are we going to call it when we shut the lights off to save the birds?
What about lights out nights?
Oh, that sounds good.
Let's just call it that.
What do you think, Mr. Mayor?
What do you think, former first lady?
Do you think that is fine?
Ugh.
It's just that would be an agonizing meeting to be in.
So, uh, reunion tower will join other buildings in dimming its lights to 50% through
October 10th, 11 p.m. to 5.
am beginning next week and it's going to protect the birds migrating south through north Texas.
Isn't that special?
Now remember last year, last year we talked about how they, Fort Worth, this is in Dallas now.
Fort Worth joined the mission.
So I'm sure that Fort Worth is going to join the mission again because they wanted to dim the skyline of Fort Worth as well.
because it's a nationwide initiative.
Now, Laura Bush isn't the only one that's doing it.
It's a nationwide initiative.
And because apparently birds are dumb.
Now, some people think they're not real.
Some people want to use them for crime that we talked about yesterday.
Some people name their restaurants after them.
But birds apparently are dumb.
And so when they're flying and there's a giant building and they go,
hey, is that a building or is that just day like?
building and they're dead.
I mean, we've all had birds fly into windows.
We've all had the, you know, the birds, the short bus birds fly into windows of our houses.
We've all had that.
That's a thinking man's joke right there.
When you get it, you're going to laugh and be mad at me for using it, but it was pretty funny.
Just letting you know.
So according to this story last year, an estimated 365 million to one billion birds die each
year from unnatural causes okay so that's i mean so i mean 10 could fly into a building and that's part
of the billion i guess so building collisions in the u.s is the greatest bird killer in the
united states wow 60 to a hundred million free-range cats that kill up to four billion birds a year
I say we get rid of cats.
Australia is thought to have up to 6 million feral cats.
Oh, that's right.
In New York City alone, they talk about hundreds of thousands of birds
flying into buildings in New York all the time.
Now, and how people were walking all over them,
that's right, because I remember talking,
I worked in New York, Manhattan.
I came into that city every day for, I don't know how long,
it felt like forever.
And I do not recall.
And it could have been just me.
I'll give you that.
But I don't recall stepping over any dead birds on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry.
Maybe they were catching on the windowsills.
Maybe they were falling in the roads and then going down the sewers.
Maybe they would drop and the rats would run off with them after they were dead on the sidewalk.
But I wasn't stepping over dead birds on the sidewalk.
I don't believe it.
I'm sorry, those numbers.
I don't believe it.
We'll just leave it there.
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So it looks like workers across the U.S.
are starting to head back to the office.
Ten major metro areas
say that average office use between the 8th of September and the 14th of September
was back up to 47.5% what it was in early 2020.
So, I mean, it's almost 50%.
I mean, I guess that's good.
Who wants to go back to the office?
I mean, just stay in your pajamas and work from home.
I mean, yeah, you know what, I'll, uh,
I'll zoom you at, you know, sometime this afternoon.
We can talk about what we want to name our Bird Initiative in downtown Dallas, okay?
But right now I can't come in.
I'm a little bit busy.
According to this, people are still, they come in during the midweek and they go home.
They don't want to be there on the weekends.
That's what's, I mean, there you go.
They're just shortening their actual in-office work week, right?
You come in on maybe Monday, but Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, you come in and then Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, you're home.
That's not a bad schedule.
But, I mean, the problem is that even on, it's tough to find that work-life balance, there's no clocking out.
It's just, it's turned into 24-7, right?
That's just what it is.
It's 24-7.
We can contact you.
You're going to have to make a big deal about I'm shutting off my phone.
This is a phone off weekend.
Talk to somebody else because you can't find me.
But that's difficult for people to do as well.
And they talked about how business travel is coming back.
So I guess it's going to be busier at the airports now.
I know, you know, the pandemic, uh, crushed.
That's where the airlines made their money
was the business travel
because they were charging the businesses
up the anal cavity
for prices for their tickets
and the business guys were, you know,
they weren't flying coach.
Okay?
If they were flying coach, they were pissed.
Yeah, I'm working for a new company now.
They're making me fly coach.
They were pissed.
And they're flying, you know,
in the middle of the plane
so they get the leg room.
Yeah, I got the leg room.
That's fine.
Do you agree that if something happens, you're going to open the door and save other people first?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Not going to happen, but yeah, I agree to it.
If something happens, I'm opening that door and I'm out of here, all right?
Millie over there can freaking wait to save herself.
But if it gets me okay to sit in this seat, yeah.
I'm here for you.
No problem.
But I see the, I want to see what the TSA numbers are these days.
It's been a long time since I looked at the turnstile of the TSAs.
So according to this yesterday, today is 921, 2022, as I said.
So yesterday 920, 2022, they had 1,892,635 through the turnstile.
So, I mean, that's doing pretty good.
I mean, in 2019, they had 2 million.
And I mean, in 2020, it was just a little over 500,000.
Yeah, I mean, now we were in the heat of the battle now.
And then in 2021, it was a million three.
So they're almost back to pre-pandemic levels.
Zip it, airlines.
Okay.
How about you drop your price?
Well, they're got there.
We're back to pre-pandemic levels, but there's a lot less flights of than they had
pre-pandemic.
Tell you that.
And there's a lot less pilots.
And so flights are being delayed all over the country
or pilots are falling asleep.
Thanks for flying Northwest.
Captain, Captain.
All right, they're Northwest.
Thank you for flying.
We're fine.
I co-pilots got this.
So don't you worry about me.
I'm going to go ahead and turn this mic off now
and catch a couple of winks.
How about that?
It's just a joke.
I know you pilots work really hard, and it's really tiring, and it's agonizing,
and you have the quick turnarounds, and I know it's just a very difficult job.
I got it.
We did get some sad news, though.
And I want you to grab a tissue.
Off to the side here, I'm going to grab a tissue for myself,
because I don't know that I'm going to be able to say it out loud.
The longest running Broadway show, Phantom of the Opera.
is going to end.
I know.
Dry your eyes.
It's going to end next year.
It's not going to be,
it's going to close after a 35 year run.
You're not going to be able to see the anime of the opera on Broadway anymore.
For those of you that don't know,
it's based on the 1910 French novel of the same name.
And it is,
It is now the longest running show on Broadway.
And it will still be the longest running show on Broadway,
even when they stop running the stupid thing.
Okay?
I mean, is there going to be another show run for 35 years?
Maybe, I guess.
Maybe Hamilton will put them in the running, I guess.
Well, I mean, Hamilton's only run a few years now, right?
And so, I don't know, this is going to make the 35-year run.
But congratulations to family.
of the opera for lasting 35 years and it's sad it's a sad sad sad time when they close down and
they aren't able to do it anymore i know i know did you see lady gaga breaking down crying after her show
the chromatica ball tour was had to stop because in miami it was storming and there was actual
lightning so she couldn't do the whole show so they
They had to pull the plug.
And she went on Instagram on this two minute.
I'm so sorry.
I know you're worried about my health and healthiness.
Chromatica's ball still goes on, and everything is wonderful.
And she looked fine.
I mean, she looks like Gaga.
Looks like, you know.
Don't look at me like that.
Like you don't think she's fine.
I like Lady Gaga.
And she was awesome in, what you call it?
And Gucci.
Awesome in Gucci.
but,
uh,
which I mean,
I love the Gucci story.
I haven't watched it
a second time yet,
but the story is awesome.
But I just want to say that Gaga,
um,
it's okay,
baby.
All right,
it's okay.
You,
you tour it around and you did everything,
and it's okay.
Everything will be okay.
I know you didn't want to stop the show,
but people's safety is more important than anything.
And I just wanted to,
I wanted to just want to know that I love you.
you and thank you so much and there's everything i wanted to do is just i didn't want to stop the show
and ugh stop it and i love gaga i just say i can't take it why why you feel that way i know you're
emotional that's what makes you a star and she said i you know you always want to perceive me as this
badass bitch and you know that's not a quote she called herself something else
bitch
was a badass bitch
it was a rock ass bitch
it doesn't matter
she wants to be this badass person
and that's the way she wanted to be perceived
but not anymore because she's full of love
and it's a concert
and you got canceled
here you go here's an idea for you
lady Gaga
make sure the venues are indoors
they build
venues where people go in
and they see shows up on stage
and it's covered with a roof.
And so when it's storming outside,
you can still do your show.
It's an amazing thing.
If you haven't seen that,
I mean, I know it's probably a new world kind of thing for you,
but they do have those venues.
So you're welcome.
I know they're expensive.
Okay.
You've got the money.
You've got the money.
Think of the money you would have paid
for to save your stupid dogs
and to save your stupid dog walker and all of that.
Think of the money you spent on him.
Think of the money you spent on him.
We're not saving your dog.
He spent money on that guy.
He didn't even save your dogs.
Anyway, he got shot, Jeff.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I'm just saying he didn't save the dog, did he?
And you got the money.
It's okay.
You can invest in venues that have roofs.
And that's, you know, look,
that's been a big,
I'm a big proponent of buildings with roofs.
I know.
That's, I know, call me crazy, but I am.
I think buildings should have roofs on them.
I don't care what you're doing.
Football, every football stadium in America,
every professional football stadium in America
should have a roof on it.
It can be retractable,
you can open it up when the weather is fine,
but the weather, and I know that's new,
nobody wants to think like that anymore.
It's football, and they need to have weather,
and that's football, not today.
It's new world order.
Football, it's worth too much.
games mean too much, they should not be affected by weather. Oh, that's what makes everything
great, Jeff. When you have to go up to Green Bay, Wisconsin in negative 85 degree weather in the
winter to play a playoff game, and that's the reason those teams lose up there because it's
exciting. No, it's not. It's stupid. The games mean too much for sub-zero temperatures to
affect professional athletes like that.
It's agonizing.
Sorry.
Sorry about it, but that's just the way it is.
Now, I know a lot of people disagree with that philosophy, but I don't care because
they're wrong.
It's worth too much.
This is worth too darn much.
And back to Lady Gaga, there are still plenty of places and some places where they play
professional football in that hold, I don't know, 70, 80, 90,000 people.
you could perform in those buildings.
And no problem.
I mean, fine.
They come in and you can go,
oh, hey, thanks for coming.
I know you got a little wet coming in
because it's raining and storming out there,
but thanks.
Let's do the show.
And you're good.
You can call me with any more tips you need, Gaga.
You know, speaking of dogs,
Paris Hilton.
No, not Paris Hilton as a dog.
Shut up.
I'm talking about the,
Paris Hilton's dog.
It's missing.
It's missing.
Someone needs to help find
Paris Hilton's dog.
I know.
Diamond baby.
Gone missing.
So her latest Chihuahua.
Now, she lost a dog.
I love this story.
Another furry friend.
She lost another furry friend.
She had another dog.
die like seven years ago.
Get over it. But anyway.
And that was her, that was Tinkerbell, the Chihuahua.
This particular dog is Diamond Baby.
And it's now missing.
I know. So she is hiring a dog Whistberer, a detective, a psychic to find this stupid dog.
I mean her friend, Diamond, baby Chihuahua dog.
Now, apparently the dog.
may have escaped. We don't know if we have
a hostage situation right now.
Oh, no. We don't know. It could be a hostage
situation. I'm just saying that right now
they're saying, look, it could have escaped on its
own. They were doing a photo shoot
and movers were removing furniture
from her Beverly Hills home.
I guess she went to
U-Rental house
and rented some furniture for the photo shoot.
That's what you do. Your Paris Hilton.
I don't know. It's called U-Rental
house. And
they were just bringing in the stuff.
My family and friends have been helping me search high and low throughout my entire neighborhood and have gone door to door.
Yeah, that's easy to do.
You just walk up to the driveway.
Hello?
Yeah, this is Paris.
Hello?
Yeah, this is me, Paris Hilton.
Go away.
Have you seen my dog?
No.
Can you open the gate?
No.
You can see me on the camera.
I'm right here.
It's Paris.
It's me.
I live four doors down.
Yeah, go away.
I'm not opening the gate.
gate.
Anyway, so you don't know
the chihuahua could be behind the closed gate.
You don't know that.
It's a small black and brown chihuahua.
It's a little shy and we'll go belly up
if you try to carry her.
So if you're in Hollywood
or Beverly Hills around
Mulholland Drive and Clarendon Road,
which is in Beverly Hills directly,
you know that.
I mean, if Beverly Hills is right here,
you know, Mulholland and Clearing Road is right there.
I'm holding up my hands right there.
You know where it's at.
Diamond Baby is everything to Paris.
Everything to Paris.
So, man, I feel like I want to call Paris and just talk to her
and see if I could, you know, maybe do a psychic reading
to find out where the Chihuahua is.
Get Paris on the phone.
And, you know, I can look, I'll do the first reading for free.
And try to help her.
and I'll do the first, you know, the first five minutes of the reading for free.
And then after that, I got to turn on the clock.
I'm done doing this stuff for free.
So if you're out there in California and you think you've seen Diamond Baby,
call Paris.
Seriously, you get a good reward, man.
And you'd have to prove that if you found it,
and you have to prove that you didn't kidnap it, right?
Because if you found it and you called and you said,
yeah, Paris, this Jeff Fisher.
I found your, I found your Chihuahua.
I called, I said, hey, Diamond Baby,
and he went belly up when I picked him up.
I thought he was dead, but he just rolled over.
It went belly up like you said he would on the story.
How much you give him me for this thing?
I don't give a reward for it.
Otherwise, I don't know if I want to bring them to you.
I mean, you're going, oh, that's extortion then, right?
I mean, that's, that's, that's kidnapping.
Yeah, that's criminal thought.
I'll just give them back to you.
Hell, here, let me give you some money.
No, no, Paris, no, don't give me any money for your stupid dog.
How about those diamonds?
Oh, no, that's not the dog.
I don't want your dog.
Plus, who wants a chihuahua?
Do they even count as a dog?
The chihuahuas count as a dog.
Oh, don't look at me like that.
Shut up.
I know some of you have your chihuahuas out there.
Damn ankle yippin dogs barking all the time.
And that Chihuahua that lived behind me for years, for years that lived behind me,
that blue.
That dog was a son of a, oh man, and he would just look at you.
He would come under the fence.
He was hated so much that the other dogs in his own yard would kick him out.
He would bitch at him, and then he would come back into my yard and then bitch at me.
And he would go start.
Another thing that he used to do, he'd climb under the fence in my yard, cut through my yard,
go around the corner and just get the whole neighborhood.
He'd yap at every yard and get every neighbor's dog barking
and then come back and sit down in the backyard, have a cigarette,
listen to the whole neighborhood bark and yap and holler at dogs.
And he's in my backyard going, yep, I started the chihuahuas, man.
So anyway, if you've seen Diamond Baby in L.A., give Paris a call, help her out.
When I got a great deal on a great gift at Winners, I started wondering.
Could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list?
Like this designer fragrance for my daughter.
At just $39.99, how could I resist?
This luxurious will throw for my sister.
This gold watch for my partner?
A wooden puzzle for my niece?
Leather gloves for my boss?
Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard?
At these prices, could I find something for everyone at winners?
Stop wondering. Start gifting.
Winners find fabulous for less.
You hear about the story in Florida where this guy,
His name is Carson Seinfeld, or Senfeld, S-E-N-F-I-E-L-D, from Buffalo, New York.
Shot in Florida while he entered a stranger's vehicle by mistake.
And the shooter has not been arrested at the University of Tampa sophomore.
I mean, he's from New York, but he's going to the University of Tampa,
which is right downtown Tampa.
he was not known to the driver, all right,
who shot in the upper body,
and he eventually died, sad.
So apparently, and the driver is said to be cooperating.
He just got out of an Uber, this is Carson,
just got out of an Uber,
and then that Uber brought him close to home.
And then another car, this guy, pulled up,
And he thought it was another Uber, so he got in.
But it wasn't another Uber, and the guy shot him and killed him.
The driver inside the car said he was in fear of his life when he shot and killed the kid.
And he stuck around and said, hey, I don't know who he was.
I don't know why I was getting into my car.
I feared for my life.
So I shot him.
Really?
Really?
I mean, I know you have to stand your ground in Florida.
I got that, but really?
that seems like a little much.
Now, I know bad things happen.
Look, I could have an axe and wielded an axe.
You saw the guy in New York, Jeff.
I did.
I did.
Anything bad could happen.
But, I mean, I could see pulling the gun.
I can see pulling the gun.
I could see who the hell are you?
What are you doing?
Hold up.
But the shooting of it, the putting him down, man.
That seems like a bit much.
And I don't know exactly all that happened.
You know, maybe the kid was drunk and they got back in and started getting belligerent.
I don't know.
It just seems like a strange case for someone to lose their life.
And as long as we're in Florida and we're in Tampa and we might as well talk about Tom Brady.
We talked about his house yesterday.
Let's talk about his marriage today, shall we?
Giselle, apparently, they are kind of separated, just kind of.
estranged at this time.
She's pissed because he went back to playing football.
And I saw where she did an interview.
And she said, obviously, you know, asked if she had disagreements over his decision to
return to the field.
And she said, obviously, I have my concerns.
It's a very violent sport.
And I have my children.
And I would like him to be more present.
Now, I guess got to tell you this, that you know that Tom is,
So sick of hearing, I just want you to be more present.
There's not a married man who works in the world.
That hasn't heard that from their wife.
I just need you to be more present.
I'm going to work every day.
I'm home for dinner.
That's present, damn enough.
Oh, Jeff, maybe that's why you've had issues.
No, no, stop.
I don't even talk to me about that.
And she's from Brazil.
So she's got a little bit of the South American blood, a little bit of the fire.
And so I know that they've fought in the past.
Just hang out.
Tom's like I just got to just chill.
I'm going to play football.
Let her be mad.
And then, you know, it'll all work itself out.
But I could, I just want him to be more present.
Ugh.
Okay.
So I had a friend email chewing the fat at chewing the fat at tweed the fat at blaze.com.
You can obviously email any.
anytime. And he said, Jeff, I thought you'd find this interview fascinating. Now, it's from
2007. It's a while ago. But it is a really good news report. It's a good reminder that you don't
always have to speak into the microphone when given. All this guy's proud of the story. So he's
talking about it. Although he may not have wanted to do the interview. I feel like at the end,
you're kind of like, dude, why, why?
But I'll let the, I'll give you the full news report.
And then there's some really good clips inside from the news report.
Okay, so this is the news report from 2007.
See, this smoker, it is making national headlines,
and the story starts right here in our own backyard.
Kind of unbelievable.
Maiden Man was hoping the grill would be the centerpiece of his backyard.
But as Kristen Hampton shows us, a surprise in.
side may have run his appetite for a while.
They're never a dull moment around.
When it comes to Shannon Wisnett, you might say that again.
Something weird happened to me all the time.
This story, weird indeed.
It all started with this innocent old smoker grill.
Wisnett bought it at an auction after the owner of one of these storage units didn't pay up on his bill.
Wisnett took his treasure home.
There you go.
Pretty quick thereafter, he called 911.
One.
What's the problem there?
I got a human foot.
Have a one?
A human left foot.
What's your name?
My name's Shannon Wiseman.
This is kind of nasty got me grossed out.
Rollage couldn't help.
Tom's couldn't help.
Pepto couldn't help.
My stomach was in bad shape yesterday after I found this.
Mm-hmm.
Wrapped up in some screen wire inside the smoker a foot with a good section of lower leg attached.
I said, oh my God, there's a human foot.
My mother and her boyfriend said, uh-uh.
I said, look for yourself.
Five toes, five toenails.
A human foot.
Hard not to crack a smile now that cops know nothing criminal happened.
Indeed, it was just a man who'd had his leg amputated years ago and wanted to keep it.
In this grill, in this shed.
Wisnett now has sole ownership of the foot smoker, as he called it,
and even thought of keeping the bone.
inside. All right. I thought about pursuing the foot, just as a conversation piece,
religious or not, put it in an airtight box with a glass window on it. For now, no peep shows
for the foot. The cops are trying to get it back to its owner and Wisnitz trying to turn his
foot smoker into a tourist attraction. You can come see it. Bob Cook rode off Business
321, $1 mission. In Maiden, Kristen Hampton, WBTV News 3.
Awesome stuff.
Awesome stuff.
That's what makes America great right there.
His local news reporting.
That is awesome.
You come see it.
Bob Cook rode off Business 321.
One dollar admission.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now, a couple of my favorite cuts out of that report was how upset his stomach was.
Rollage couldn't help.
Tom's couldn't help.
Pepto couldn't help.
my stomach was in bad shape yesterday after i found this and then when he talks about finding a foot
and of course he i thought so my mom i said oh my god there's a human foot my mother and her boyfriend
said uh-uh i said look for yourself five toes five toenails i mean look for yourself
look for yourself
five toes
five toe nails
that is a foot
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you may have heard of the sex cult nexium
and the famous actress who went to prison
for her involvement Alison Mack
but she's never told her side of the story
until now people assume that I'm like this pervert
my name is Natalie Robamed
and in my new podcast I talked to Allison
to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved
in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover
is available now on Spotify.
