Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 964 | A Royal Bonus | Guest: Kris Cruz

Episode Date: September 24, 2022

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I'm back baby Yeah baby Chris Cruz is back Jeff Fisher here Thank you for coming And listening to Chewing the Fat Royals special And by the way

The douche on Twitter that said we do not need a royal special I know you're listening Don't be a douche Absolutely We don't need a royal special then why you're tuning in right now?

I wanted to do one last weekend desperately as a build-up to the funeral, but I know that you were out of town doing whatever it is you do. Like I said on Friday, bro, the queen held out for me. She died literally the day after I went to see her. So did you get a special wand? or a wave or I didn't get wanded but I passed right through

Maybe did you get a glimpse I got a glimpse You know like that The curtain Who's that? Why did he keeps yelling Did one of the footmen Hold the curtain back a little bit

Yes Yes So that she could see out Yeah okay And I saw her She gave me a blessing I don't know why Because she's not the Pope

No she's not But it was nice of her She gave a blessing Boom dead Wow 12 hours later bro Like it was I'll teach you to

try to be Pope and what's funny is when I was I knew she was gonna die I guess all you know duh right but when I went to London that strange because the strange that you knew she was gonna die because she wasn't in London but go ahead as strange that she actually looked at you out the window at Windsor when she wasn't there but hey whatever wasn't in Windsor but she was there when I went to London something was in the air really because we I went feel it i went by camilla's house dude it's interesting it's a it's a very interesting layout of how like the houses are i didn't know they were that close to bunkingham palace i thought it was the neighborhood

yeah yeah yeah yeah i thought it was more like the cottages yes so i pass of all those houses you know and they're like oh there is charles there is camelah right there like oh not Kamala uh thank you camille kameel sorry and i was uh i was impressed about that but something felt weird because even the even the tour guide um she was telling us those like there was because that was the same day that the prime minister stepped down oh yeah and the new prime minister came up it was it was they were on that 48 the last 48 hours before the queen died there was a lot of movement there was in the in the in the parliament area.

And it just happened. The old prime minister had just gone and seen her. Exactly. And the new prime minister did the- Go and see her. Did the kissing of the hand. But she usually came back from Balmorrow for that. Yes.

Right. And that's when the picture of her blue hand came out. Right. And that's what she- And that's when doctors were like, whoa, it's imminent. Yeah. Because that morning I remember reading, they were like, it's imminent.

I was like, oh, that's sad. And that's when she. She did the little thing with the window and then she gave me the blessing. But. So nice of her. The thing during the ceremony of kissing the hand, which has nothing to do about kissing her hand, is more like a shake of a hand. I realize that all these movement, the new prime minister killed her. Oh.

Because she was already, you know, in her vacation home, she came. Yes, she did. To do the kissing of the hand. And that was the last. Jeffrey, that was the last picture of the queen. Yeah, it was. Yeah. It's so, it's so fascinating.

That's her name, Truss? Sure. Was you're accusing her of murder? Well, under like the president, they no longer have a name. Their name is the title, prime minister. Prime minister, yeah. But, and then so they afterwards, it was very interesting because even though she passed away

London was not it didn't hit London until that night that's when I started seeing people were still in shock because I don't if you remember there was a conspiracy theory and the truth at the same time

that daily male UK reporter right say she died she died earlier yes said she died earlier so they were getting And she pulled it.

And they pulled it. And then the real report came out that she died. And they were like, wait, which one is it? So then that caused some issues. Yes, it did. Because then like, wait, did she die when the UK reporter said it? Right. Or did she die now?

Right. So there was a lot. Yes, there was. And it was interesting because the UK reporter was seemingly had the inside scoop. The original one. Exactly. the inside scoop. And then they were like, oh, no, she's not dead.

Yeah. What are you doing? You can't do. That's a, and they pulled it. They did. And it was, it was really strange that they attempted to do that. I just, you're right. That was really weird.

So when, I mean, was the first report correct? Which, it leads me, it leads me to this story. Okay. Man arrested for bomb rushing the queen's casket was checking to see if she was still alive. I think there was more than one that bumrushed the... Muhammad Khan was arrested to make sure to see if the queen was alive. Is that the one that pushed the kid out of the way and everything? There was one person that charged the coffin that pushed a little kid out of the way

and pushed a mom out of the way. and then they had to arrest the guy and they dragged him away and then they were, by that time, they were past the line. So they never did really look at the coffin or be part of the full line. So the mom was trying to get the kid back in.

Well, we got pushed away. We need to get in there and see it was really, it was really kind of sad. I mean, they should have just let her back. You know, the line was like, what, 28 hours long to just go see the casket? Yeah, long time. Now, Jeffrey, we know that when she passed away, they did the whole tour where the coffin

passed of all the places that she ruled. Was she in the coffin? Oh, I don't know. I've been thinking about that the entire time. I don't know. Do we really trust? I mean, were the jewels real? Were those the real crowns and the real scepters on the coffin?

I mean, I don't know. I don't know. If you saw the story, those, that country's already asking for their, for the jewels back. They're pushing to get their jewels back. They're saying they do not belong to London.

It belongs to them. Shut up. So now there's already a fight of, were the jewels, who they go to because now that she's dead, it needs to come back to our country. And not America. It's whatever country,

those jewels were stolen by the white privilege, colonists. Colonizers and bastards. So it's very interesting because should they go back? No. I say no. I say no too.

I say who is in possession of them. Yeah. You come. Hey, you think are they yours? Come and get them. And I went through what is it, the London Tower? I went to the London Tower and I saw the And again, it's like the Declaration Independence and the Constitution. Are those the real legit one I'm seeing behind the glass? You have to believe they are, right?

Even though, I mean, you don't have to believe they are. You have to just kind of, yeah, you know, it's a real thing. It's a real thing. I know that I did get a text, I mean, an Instagram post from the Queen, though. Oh, I think we got the same one that said, hey, It's me, Elizabeth. I'm not dead. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be king.

I don't have access to my royal money, so please cash at me $300 so I could get back to the UK. I'm just saying it's possible she's still alive. So you did get that? I don't know if the queen has a cash app account or not. Did you also get that on Instagram? Because I got that on Instagram too. Did she end up with tea and biscuits?

Yes. Okay. Okay. I just want to make sure. Yeah, it's the same. What? And she's, how much,

how many 300 bucks did she get? Right? And we have to talk about the whole winner of the Queen Dine. Not King, not King Charles. No. And we got to talk about that too. Okay.

Not sausage fingers. No. He's not the true winner. No, the true winner is Gary Janetti. Gary. Yeah. Oh my.

His account is literally on fire. It's awesome. It was really fun watching. Yes. I think my favorite one is William and... Prince George? George, looking at Charles on the throne. And the caption is, I think we're going to burn through this one pretty fast.

So good. You know, and I know they cancel Prince. HBO is not... I know. They're not giving them a second season. Which, by the way, HBO Max, maybe now you should give it. Think about the content now.

Because season one was during Prince, her husband passed away. Yeah. So season two, she's dead. Think about the jokes you could do with Camille. Oh, man. Oh, mommy.

Oh, mommy. Oh, yeah, well, they could be fighting for Queen Consort. Queen Consort. She got that before she died, they work up to her death. It's literally right in itself, H.O. Max. There's another one, Genetti did, where they talked about all the people in line to see her and everything. And Prince George is like, they know she's dead, right? That's a good one.

It's so funny. Because it's so mean. Oh, yes. It's so awful. Oh, yes. That's not what you do. No. No.

So I'm sorry. HBO Max should reconsider that because he's on fire. Oh my gosh. He's on fire. Now, let's talk about what Prince George did after the funeral. Did you see what he did? At the arch? No, in the vehicle.

Oh, no. As they were leaving, Prince George decided to get a little cheeky with it and stick his tongue out at photographers. Oh, nice. Can't be doing that, man. And remember, this is something that in the past, he has done. Remember when they did the tour of the colors, I think it's called? And when they went to do the stupid charity thing with the horses. Yeah, he's always had a little bit of an issue with that.

Yes. So there's pictures of him as soon as they leave the... Because Charles has got to hate that. And I know that, what's her face? Camilla. Hates that. because separately from that story and I don't I don't remember him sticking his tongue out like that

and I'm fascinated to know what they what they did of it because they talked about at the arch on the day of the burial he pinched his sister and she said ouch and he was just kind of had a little bit of a smile and Camilla was pissed and said something to Kate and so I

because Charles was born and had to be, and he was raised to be king. Yes. He was raised to be king. And he was trained just like a good puppy dog to stand there, don't go to the bathroom unless you're told to go to the bathroom. And you put whatever clothes on we want you to wear, and that's who you are. I mean, that's why Megan hated it.

That's why Megan has still got the ball and chain on Harry. I still say that that marriage falls apart. especially now. They are over, man. So let's talk about that. We learned that when grandma died, he and her were in Germany doing a little touring. Right. They came over.

It came to London. They didn't at first. They said they're not coming to be at her bedside. He didn't come to her bedside. She passes away. He comes. she leaves then she gets

invited back Harry shows up to the funeral to post in uniform London well he wasn't supposed to I mean he originally they said that wasn't going to happen

and Charles said he could yes and then London lost it because him and Andrew yeah they both were Charles said okay exactly Charles said that was okay which it shows why London did not want him to be paid.

I know. Plus he was pissed because they, then Harry was pissed. Yes. Because he had, they gave him a uniform without her initials. Without, yes. Embroidered on it. Yes. They were like, yeah, you can wear it with you.

Yeah, you weren't the, you weren't the same thing that the footman wears when he's playing your role. And there's no saluting either. Yes. You don't get it. You don't get it. But it's very interesting. You want it out, be out.

Yes. You want it out, be out. And by the way. No, Andrew didn't want to be out. kicked up, but I'm just saying Harry. Here's another theory. Right before, I think so she passed away, let's say on a Thursday. Yeah, it was Thursday.

Yeah. On Monday, if you remember, she was about to strip them even more. She was going to take their titles away. Well, she took the duties, but she let them keep the Dutch and Duchess. Yeah, they didn't keep the HRAHs. They didn't keep the HR, no. You're not getting that. That meant security and extra money.

and everything else. Well, on Monday, I believe, let's say Monday in this scenario, they were thinking of removing the Dutch and Duchess because of the book tour that they were on. Right. And Harry's got his stupid book coming out. Yes. That's supposed to be, you know, all inside stuff, whatever. So there's another theory there. Interesting. Of grandma, you know, suddenly dying. Because even the doctors, even the royal doctors, the reason, why it was a shock it was very interesting because that morning let's say it was a Friday that she you know that everybody learned that she was dead all the doctors were shocked the nation was shocked the world was shocked yeah because on Thursday they said she's being

attended by a doctor she's been at she met with what's her face yes another possible killer but the doctor said we don't foresee her coming to a hospital there's no need for that well she's not she's not that's because she's the queen no but she's got everything right there and you saw that her hand is all messed up from the

from the ivies and everything going into it there's no more blood transfusion your highness your veins are 96 years old there's no more blood we can pump in you

she's the queen of course there is what are you talking about you find blood in my between my toes. So there's that, you know. So they show up, London gets pissed, they strip them from uniforms. Yeah. Then they show up in Texas, which is still, tuxes with, I'm fine. I'm fine with I am fine. I'm fine with that too. I believe that's what should have happened. From the beginning. Yes. And it shows the incompetence of King Charles. Yes. Because that is,

you know for a fact you're a killer too but that's his kid while I will say that's his kid but Jeffrey now Andrew is his brother and it's his kid seventh on the line

or eighth on the line and Harry pretty far away who has already stepped away and we know that the reason why Harry and Megan are still rich is because daddy is

sending them money God has to be no one you can't live out of Tyler Perry's and Oprah Winfrey's money. Well, they've got the place. They've got the place in... Which it doesn't even belong to them.

Yeah, it does. It's Oprah's house. No, it's not. It's Tyler Perry's freaking guest home. No, it's not. It's a fishy house. They don't even live in the fishy house anymore. Okay. That's not true. No, they live in the pot house. Yeah, the fishy house. Yeah. That's their house. That's their place. That's their place. That's their place. That's their place. They moved out of Tyler Perry's place to moving to that. Okay, I believe you.

Into that neighborhood. No way, but okay. That's their place. And they milked money from Spotify. Which, by the way, that one episode, did you see the episode? Yes. And? It was awesome. Okay.

She's great. I love her. I mean. So what is your theory? I mean, it took them over a year to create one show. And again, Spotify. We'll take half of the money. What do you? Spotify. I promise. This is just a promise for me.

A lot of people aren't going to go out on a limb like this, but I will. You won't have to send someone to my door. Yeah. Excuse me, we just paid you $90 million. Do you think maybe you could create some content? At least a promo. Just give me 30 second promo so we can keep this idiot's coming for us. But what are your theories on what the media caught her doing with a recording device on her hip?

I know. Oh, my original thought to that. Now, they had completely denied it. Okay. My original thought was, of course she is. Right? Isn't that... That's content for the show.

Well, not just that. Isn't that the naive thinking of the stupid British? Yes. Which is why you lost in 1776? Thank you. Of course the American have a recording device. Yes. That was my original thought was...

Yes. Of course she does. Duh. Why are you kidding me? She hates you guys. She's trying to bring you guys down. Yes. Did you not think that she's going to bring a recording device?

Thank you. Oh my gosh. I just. I mean, who doesn't want to hear what they talked about before they came out before William and Kate and Harry and Megan came out to the flowers and the fans? Oh my gosh. Jeffrey, we'd be talking. I would listen to that 45 minutes in a heartbeat.

years, me and you have been talking about being a fly on the wall. Yes. Especially when we all know that the reason why grandma gave permission for him to marry Blackie, and by the way, daddy said, you don't marry those people. Those are the ones they, oh, grandpa. Sorry. Grandpa said you don't marry those people. Those are the ones you have for the side. Yeah. Imagine having that on tape. Oh my gosh. And we all know they said it. And they for, oh, no, we, no, we don't. We know they said it. We know they said it. Let me surmise. But I would, I mean, what the conversation that they had before they made the walk out,

who was going to walk where, who was going to say what, who's going to stand. Don't look at me like that. What you've said in the past has pissed me on. All of it. All of it. You know that. Of fortune. You know that family reunion of three houses.

Oh. That was, you know, every butler and servant and foot. and cook. There were ears to the walls with cups with anything that they could find to listen. They called the doctor. Hey, can we borrow that thing that you listen to the heart? We need it. You know. That's called the stethoscope, by the way. Okay. Thank you. I knew what it was. I just can't say it. You know everybody was ready. Of course she has a recording device. That's what I thought. Now, they denied it. You know, they said no. And they used to look at the pictures of, I guess it could be. Those pictures remind me of Michelle Obama's wiener.

Wow. When I saw that. It's not real is what you're saying. It's the same question. Does she have a recording device or not? But it was so naive of the British to say, she doesn't have it. She would never do that.

Really? The person that is trying to destroy you monarchy? And by the way, I bet you it was Spotify's. idea. I hope it was. I hope so too. That is a good producer right there. Absolutely it is. That's the first thing I thought of. I mean, look, if they, it took them forever for to promote the stupid podcast that they took money for because they were out, I don't know, picking up eggs from Archie's chicken coop and smelling pot from the farm down the road. So they finally got them to record something. Look, we'll just bring in a mic. All you got to do is talk.

Just say something, okay, please. Please say something. And Megan, if you're going to do it and Harry's not going to do it, then you know what? Just have Harry make a quick stop during it so that we can say that Harry made a, look who's a surprise. Harry's not by too. Oh, what a surprise.

I mean, I tell you what, put this microphone on. And we'll just, what you record while you're over there with them, those are all shows. Yep. All you have to do is give us the device. And the reason why I believe that it was a recording device, she submitted a formal letter to the king for a one-on-one meeting to clear the air before leaving the UK. Wow, did she get that? I doubt Charles gave that to him.

I don't know. He's in mourning. You can't give that to her. She made the request in a formal letter and that the meeting. will serve as an opportunity to clear the air, put the rights from wrongs, and explain some of the rationale behind what they've been doing over the last two years. Everybody knows your rationale. You hated being a, all you want your life, you wanted to be a royal, and once you got it,

you realized that it was more than what, they told you what to wear, and you had to be places on time. And so, you know, and nobody, they were the only people in the world that cared whether you were black or not because they didn't want to have a black baby for a grandson. I mean, we're not supposed to say that, but that's true. That's what that's true. That's why grandpops said, eh, no, how about no? You know, no problem. You keep her over there and she can do whatever she wants, but, you know, don't bring her into the fold. So now let's bring it into America. Because there's just a couple of things that happened. Biden went over there. He was late. Did you see that?

Yes. Now, he's blaming it on traffic. Traffic, which is why they wanted you to get there early and take the bus with the rest of them. Which is, thank you for saving the bus, because pivot from him being late, he decided for the after party, I know it's not called an after party,

but for the after party, he decided to opt out. Yeah, he flew back, right? No, no, no. He opt out, and he drew the beast to Windsor, to the castle, Buckham Castle. right um they're calling him a racist for not getting in the bus with the other world leaders oh shut up now jeffy we go back to saying i mean i'm okay with beating up joe biden on anything because i don't like him at all but i'm an american i know screw you i am the president yes of the free world

and i'm saying that with quotes because you could question where we are but i don't care if it's Joe Biden or Kamala or Obama. I do not want my president to be with the with the peasants on a stupid bug. You're lucky I didn't get up and walk out when you sat me in the 14th row behind Mr.

Poland and Mr. Checkless Novakia busy yapping with my wife over here. You're looking at it walk out on that. That is one move. He would have done that if he could have actually remembered. Remember who those? Yes. That is one move I appreciate from this administration. I'm not going to

steep down to your bus level. I'm bringing the beast. The beast is going into the damn Buckham Castle with, I want Escort's front back and I want my secret service to be armed to the teeth. Thank you. And by the way, you British idiots, how smart is it to put every single world leader in one bus? I know.

It was just dumb. That is literally... That's almost like lining up your soldiers wearing red outfits fighting against the man in the woods, but that's just me. I don't know why. That's just you. And since you brought the sitting of the president, I love that Trump mocked them. Yes.

Well. And again, and again, it's to be mocked because we are deleting. Yeah. Free world. I know. Believe it what or not. I know you conservatives out there feel like we're not living in a free world. But trust me, I spent two days with the Palestinian.

A couple days with the Israelis. And a couple of days with the French and the Italians and the Spain. We live in the best damn freaking country in the world. Trying to get into this country every day. Jeffrey. I know we're probably not going to talk about it today. We'll do another episode on this. But kid you not, we live in the best.

I know. But it still is not the America. No, no, no, no. We live in the best effing world. But what I'm saying, what I'm saying to you, Chris. No, I don't care. America, you, and I've been overseas many times. This is my first time as a civilian.

And I did not. I mean, you've even pretended to be hurt. Yes. I will even say that. I'm pretending to be hurt. So the government gives me money. Now, where's editing this? Make sure that all gets deleted.

But we live. Americans are the nicest. They're the best. Italians can suck hardcore. They are the meanest people in the world. The French are ridiculous. They've had a tough time too. The Spaniard, they're okay.

They do. But after this trip, I was 12 days overseas, I was traveling. I realized that I got into a fight with the Italian. You didn't get along with the Italians. Oh, dude. Sounds like you have Italians. Fisher, we have. Fisher, we have so much more, but I want to end with this story because I need your, I need your expert opinion because you know all about how to act in public, you know, fat people sitting, you know, about taking space in an aircraft, right?

Yeah, yeah. You know, you know, and the niceness and all the stuff. Okay. So I am boarding. I'm going from where am I going? Yes, I'm going from Israel to Rome. Okay. It's a quick four hour, five hours.

It's a quick flight. Not like the freaking 19 hours that I was in a plane. That was... Bro, I had a flight from Israel to Egypt and then Egypt to South Africa. Oh, my gosh. And then South Africa back to London. Yeah. By the way, when can we get that one side flight?

Thank you. Stop it. Thank you. How much money? You were taking freaking $600. $200 in an extra? Yes. Yes.

Okay. I'm here. I'll pay anything. take her shoes whatever she's wearing I'll pay you that Israel to Rome getting in

and now I'm trying with a baby oh boy usually usually people with kids bored first get a little priority I get settled

that only happens in America because the rest of the world hates kids that's what they said no but it's only no but they only told me they said that that's not I mean I believe that to be true

but they said that's not that's not a thing i'm like well here's the thing i have a car seat that have to buckle in so if you're going to have me sitting at the five you know group five yeah expect six seven eight and nine to take a little bit longer oh okay well will i'll let you train on number four i'm like okay boy that well thank you really saving time with that one uh dude thank you for letting me on four anyway so i i'm i want to take my oh i want to take my this is what you're asking me but i no this is not it This is not it. But I did take my time putting in the supercar seat. Good.

I go in and you know that little bridge that goes from the terminal to the plane? Yeah. The walk. Okay. There's a Italian family in front of me. It's a pretty long bridge. I did not know that, again, my theory of third world country should have aircrafts and airports still stand. Italy isn't really a third world country because America is the only number one.

He's in the bridge. He keeps going It's a long walkway It's a long walkway From airside to the plane Jeffie Left and right He is just left and right

I kid you not Pick a lane But I said it The way you will say it It My inner Jeffey came out He turns around Thank you

I appreciate that He turns around And says This is not America Slow down kicks kicks the stupid stroller

oh no you did not do that I pushed that stroller so far up his ass let me show you what an American is I was like you're right because I would have kicked your ass in America oh what was that for

his wife had to pull him off me autumn it what are you doing just calm down They're going to throw us in jail. He's like, oh, this is not America. I'm like, yeah, that's right. This is not American. I'm freaking kick your ass right now.

Oh, you need to calm down. You need to calm down. I'm like, no, you need to pick a damn lane. Just go left or right. Pick a lane. Pick a lane. If it's not America, if it's not America. Pick the left side.

Go on the left side. Thank you. That's fine. Just pick a side. It did not end. at the tunnel. Oh, no. On the plane?

On the plane. You made this flight, right? Oh, yes, I did. He sits a couple rows behind me. And to his surprise, this American, and like any American, does not let go very easily. Dude, you got to let some of it go a little bit. I put my car seat down. He reports me.

Of course. He says, he wants you off the flight. That guy, I do not want him here. Did he pay for that seat? Because I put a car seat and it makes sense. Usually babies go on lap or you have to pay for a seat. Can you believe that the flat attendant believed the freaking Italian douchebag and said, Sir, did you pay for the seat?

I'm like, I don't know. What does a freaking ticket say? It says, Ezekiel. That's him. Oh, well, they did not notify. us that there was a car seat on board. Who gives a rat's butt? I notified your people before I boarded the plane

because I asked to board earlier and they told me I couldn't do it. In fact, I'm sorry, they moved me up one. And not just that. When do you ever have to report and tell the airplane that you bring in a car seat? Yeah, I mean, what if I had a wheelchair or whatever? What if I'm telling you outside?

I'm telling you. I'm telling you at the gate. When we checked in, you saw what I had. The entire flight, this man, try to get me, Autumn and Zeke kicked off the plane. The entire, the entire.

We land. He's behind me trying to get. Well, I'm sorry. I have a car seat to unbuckle. And not just a car seat. I got a stroller. That you kicked, you Italian douche.

And I got to get it out. Oh, I've got to go. My family's up there. Yeah, man. Let's hold on, please. Just hold on. Oh, just give me a second. Yeah, no, I can't.

No. He jumps. He jumps to the other side to get up ahead. Guess what I did? I was already done. I was just taking my time. I'm freaking boom. Behind me again.

How's it looking out back there, buddy? That's awesome. Come to the getting your bags. Guess whose bags were not there when we got to Rome. Italy. Oh my gosh. His bag and his family bag was not. They weren't there.

Oh, that's a shame to hear. So my question to you, and you already answered it. I'll have for that. Should I have let it drop and kept my mouth shut? I mean, that's tough. That's tough because in hindsight, it worked out, right? But in today's world, I mean, you're lucky you didn't get thrown off and arrested.

I mean, that's what happens. And that's, I mean, I've been in this, not the exact situation, but similar airline situations. And I don't know if I could have held my wife back at that point or held me back at that point. One of us probably would have been fighting Italian douche. The moment I would have let it drop. If he said, when he turned on and said, this is not America, you need to slow down,

I would understand that. Don't kick my stuff. Yeah, the kicking of the stuff. Because what are you doing? In America, you assaulted first. Yeah.

That is my property. I was holding it. And that was an extension of me. Yeah. So you kicked me. And in America, I'm kicking your ass. In America,

I might shoot your ass. How about that? I know you keep saying America, but I live in Texas. The only reason why I not say I was going to shoot your ass it was because I was in the airport.

And a brown guy with a beard telling a white guy, Even though he was Italian, telling a white guy I'm going to shoot your ass, might not translate well. Coming from Israel? Coming from Israel? Yes. While still being in Israel proper?

Yes. Oh, that's outstanding. You got to take it easy on that. I did. See, you dushed that said on Twitter that you did not want a royal update. How's that? Okay, so the queen is dead. Rest of peace.

King Charles. Lost her. King Charles got to go. How many years do you think he's going to be king? King Charles got to go. I would love to have him be king until January. Well, he doesn't get it for another six months. There's a six months morning period where he's not officially the king.

So he is king because he's the... But not really. But not really until six months after she's put down. So the six months just started a Monday. They should not have marched for 18 days. Oh, you know he was struggling. Her in the ground. This time hasn't started yet.

Put her down already. And by the way. I'm 73. And by the way, I know we didn't talk about this, but the way that they buried her, it was fantastic. Did you see the animation? It's great.

It drops down. It moves in. The queen, the previous king and queen. They get moved to the side. They get moved in. And they get moved in. It's fascinating.

The placard of Queen Mother gets removed, and then she and a hobby gets added. That's great. No, I mean, we talked about it. We talked about it on chewing and maybe even Pat, but I mean, how much did that cost? Oh. The entire funeral.

I mean. Well, it's unreal. It's the gold, the diamonds, the uniform pressing. Now, It's good for business. Security. Oh, my gosh. London was booming.

London was booming. Like that tourism, that covered the funeral and the next funeral. Sorry, Charles, you're dead in a couple of years. They can't give him that big. A whole royal funeral like that. I guess they'll have to. Well, they have to. Man, that's done.

They'll have to. Even though he took the name that he said he did not want when he became prince. Yeah. bitch you taking this name this is the name we're giving you you taking it William is going to be like you know what I don't want to bury my dad like that but we have to okay but I promise I'm not going to die

for a long time so it would be good is anybody going to break her record 70 years in throne? I don't think so because even if William takes tomorrow he's already too old yeah he's going to have to do it till 100 right so the only thing is is that

baby George takes it George's going to have to get it early. He's going to have to let the dad get it, and dad's going to have to have a heart attack and drop over, and then George is going to have to say, who, man, am I sorry that he left? Who's sticking the tongue out? He's going to remind everybody, remember when I stuck my tongue out,

a grandma's? Remember when you were pissed at me for pinching you? Game of Thrones is bitch right now. It's outstanding. So I have to hear more about your trip. All right, so we've yapped enough, I know. I know this has gone way beyond time. I haven't been keeping track of time.

I appreciate the Italian update. That is really fascinating that he felt comfortable enough to attack an American on an airline. Not just that. It's incredible to me. It all ties in and it all ties in. Biden fourth team bro. Me getting an attack by an Italian. Calling Biden racist for not riding the bus.

Biden being late. Biden telling the world that Putin might shoot us. Bro, this is not easy times. There's no doubt about that. Like we are literally losing face. If my blue passport means nothing. And Jeffrey, there's so much about how America has lost. It's a freaking thing.

But still, you said the best country. Best country in the world. No, no, it is. That's what you're saying. But my blue passport is the same as a freaking Uganda passport. Wait, what? Going through customs. I go with the freaking pawns of the world.

You wanted to go to the other lane? Yes. And you're the USA lane? When you come to America, there's a USA lane. Everybody else. go to the minority. We didn't have that around the world? We should.

London. I'm with the freaking Ugandians. Israel. I'm with the Palestinians in the same line of the Palestinians. I lost my knee replacement. I think in London. I didn't lose my knee replacement because I still actually have that.

Yeah, you lost your knee. I lost the card that said I had knee replacement. I think that was in London. Yeah, they know that to me. bastards. America is the best country in the world, but no one sees that. They put us with the freaking Ugandans. I do not like that. And by the way, I thought, you know, Wakanda was fake. But I saw a couple of Wakanda people in London. You did? My wife got upset at me because I went Wakanda forever and did the whole cross thing. She elbowed me really hard. Did they return the favor?

They did not return, but they looked at me like, he should not know that a handshake. Oh, yeah. Oh. I did. They were passing by. They were in full guard and said, Wakanda forever. And they gave me a look like, what is? Why does he know that?

You know, it's amazing to me that people hate Americans in Europe. No, really. It's amazing to me. So let's just wrap this thing up before we have any more hatred thrown out. Rest in peace. Queen Elizabeth, thank you for listening to the Royal Special on Chewing the Fat. And we will definitely hear more about Mr. Cruz's European tour soon. Thanks for listening.

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