Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 967 | Eye of the Beholder…

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Let's start off with some good news, shall we? Sylvester Stallone, age 76, wife Jennifer 54. Now she went ahead and filed for divorce, but it's over. The divorce proceedings have been suspended, and we are one big, happy family again. Yay! So I guess we're okay. Everything is fine. Sure, Sly tried to move some money around in secret, which he denied.

Sure, they had a fight over the dog. Well, it wasn't just the dog. It was about caring for the dog. I guess there was a little disagreement on how to care for the dog and who was going to do it when they were traveling. So that was quite a big dispute in their lives. However, he said, hey, we didn't end the relationship on such a trivial argument. Uh-huh.

But anyway, they didn't end the relationship. Good news, they're back together and they're going to be married forever now, I guess. And everything is just hunky-dory. So I just wanted to let you know that, you know, sometimes you hear bad news and you think, darn, darn. Well, then the sun comes out and everything is okay. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. For those of you that don't live in Florida or the pathway of Hurricane Ian,

I know that you're probably tired of hearing about it, but it is now a category four, almost really a category five. It moved a little bit to the north east. So as it's coming ashore, it will come ashore, probably be ashore by the time you hear this podcast. It could be a devastating storm for the state of Florida. And it is moving in as we speak. So if you decided that you were going to stay and ride out the storm, make sure you hunker down. And be ready to hunker down.

You can. Quote me on that, be ready to hunker down because you're going to have some serious water damage, wind damage, possible tornado damage. It's not going to be pretty. And it looks as though it's going to cut across the state and then head out into the Atlantic for a brief period of time and then shoot up into northern Georgia or the Carolinas and do some damage there. But by the time it gets to the other side of Florida, it will be down to a category one, won't have a lot of time to build up strength in the Atlantic.

The Atlantic isn't as warm as the Gulf, so, you know, it might not pick up too much steam. We were hoping for maybe a straight cut across the state of Florida, which would be, you know, the best from the worst. But it looks like it's going to head up, you know, head up through Florida, which is going to do even more damage. And so, you know, pray for all the people in Florida. And if you are one of the people that decided, I got this. I don't have to stay.

I've never lived in Florida. I just moved here. I'm one of the millions of people that just moved here. Everybody lives through these hurricanes. I'm going to be fine. Well, are you? I don't think so. I'm just saying that it's very possible you're not going to be.

So if you, I mean, I guess now it's probably, I don't know, it's not too late because it hasn't made landfall. So get out. But I don't know where you go. Just go north. If you're in the, that path of the hurricane between, say, Sarasota and Fort Myers through Orlando, because it looked like it's going to cut across the state.

And then, you know, maybe on the East Coast you get over to the space coast over in that neck of the woods. I would head north. Head north and get out. If not, go to a shelter. There's plenty of shelters that are secure. And, you know, get there and be safe because you're. home structure may not be safe at all. And if you don't know that by now, I don't know what to tell you.

Good luck. God bless. Hey, congratulations, though, to Staten Island. I know, I know, Staten Island. You don't hear that very often. Cam Soda, the adult entertainment company behind a newly launched Man Part Review website, revealed you'll have to ride the Staten Island Ferry to find the hottest sausages in the...

the big apple. Over the past two months, 1,617 New Yorkers have dropped their trousers and asked models for their opinions on what they were packing. So the Forgotten Borough made a lasting impression with junk on the island receiving an average rating of 8.89.

Brooklynites had 7.21. The Bronx 6.76. Queens 6.54. and Manhattan. Oh, poor little Manhattan. 5.1. So congratulations to Staten Island for having, you know, the best man part. They have the best rated man parts in the online survey. Congratulations.

Some Staten Island women questioned the model's judgment, however. There was one model that said, hey, Brooklyn got wrong. robbed. Brooklyn got better guys and nicer man parts, she said. Oh, okay. So, all right, good. I know that there are models out there now that are doing great things, and they are giving man parts a once over and rating them for you.

Heck, one doc, Dr. M, the ex-professor, feminist, and neuroscience PhD, who posts video of herself explaining various. science topics while wearing just lingerie. And I'm a fan of any science with just lingerie. They believe that a study published in the journal sexuality and culture. And who doesn't love the journal sexuality and culture? The article recently went viral thanks to a bikini, thanks to this doc, who was measuring research. Now the man parts.

Study tested what the first impression you're giving about your personality, judging by your man part pick alone. So, okay. You know, that's good deal. If she's making money at it, good deal. And if you feel that, you know, you're not sure what kind of impression you're going to make, hey, send your man part shot to the dock,

and she'll rate it for you. she will give you the correlation between a stranger's man-part presentation and how they're perceived. Oh. Okay. So apparently they showed 106 people, 80% of whom were women, photos of 24 man parts that varied in girth, length, and amount of hair. After looking at the image, the participants were then asked to infer whether the owner was extroverted, good in bed, dependable, anxious, and other person. Traits. They found there exists an undeniable link

between the size of a member and how one's character is perceived. Generally speaking, the bigger the man part, were seen as synonymous with extroversion, while smaller, were perceived as the opposite. And apparently skinny,

and girth, and girth, GERTH are giving extroverted open to new experiences. So, all right. Anyway, long man parts gave the same impression. Average size, though. Oh, very sad. Fell in the middle of the character indicator.

I know. So sad. Medium length didn't single any strong personality traits at all. You're just a blank canvas. Oh, okay, well, that's special. Thank you, Doc. I appreciate it. Dr. M.

Now, if you're nervous about Dr. M, you can ask the Vegas vixen, Valentino Balucci, as she is raiding men's man parts. I know you can just send her a pick and she'll let you know, you know, what she thinks. That's great. Because she said, unfortunately, a lot of men think that size is the only thing that matters. And a hot girl wouldn't want to be with them if their man part is too small. And she talks about the average length is a little over five inches. So American men rank 59th biggest man parts in the world.

Ecuadorian gents earned top billing of a 6.95 inches. Cambodians, however, came up short with 3.95 inches. Oh, see what I did there? Came up short. Anyway, Balucci insists that endowment dimensions really don't mean a thing. I always tell men, that man part size is just like chest size.

If you ask around, most guys will tell you they like average, maybe something slightly bigger. Okay, there are some guys who like extremely big chest and guys like very small chest and almost, most of us, don't like. anything extreme so there you have it you can send valentia your pick and it's

i'm sorry valentina valentina bellucci uh you can send i apologize she has her only fans in Skype account that she will critique your man part valentina belucci so if you need that in your life you go ahead and get a hold of valentina okay all right let's go to the break room i need something called to drink desperately. You know, as long as we're in the break room, let me talk to you a little bit about moinkbox.com. From small family farms to your dining table, Moink gives you access to the freshest sustainability sourced meat and fish,

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I feel like we've talked about this before, but thefts of Kia and Hyundai models are soaring in cities across America due to the TikTok challenge. When you look at the rates that the thefts have gone up, it is incredible. Chicago, thefts of Kia's and Hyundai's are up 767%. In the past two months. Portland, Hyundai thefts have increased by 153 percent. while Kia thefts are up 269% in the past 10 weeks. Los Angeles, 20% of all car thefts are Kia's and Hondas,

up from 13% in 2021. In St. Petersburg, Florida, 41% of all thefts, Keas and Hondas. And that's in my neck of the woods where I had changed my name to Brandon Hyundai, formerly Jeff Fisher. And in Columbus, Ohio, Kiya's and Hondas are 38% of all car theft. this year. It's been the original Kia Challenge video that was removed,

but obviously, once it's on the internet, you can't really remove it all. And so there are copies out there. The challenge, which users post on social video site with the hashtag Kia Boys, shows impressed viewers that the tip of a phone charger or a USB cable

can power up a Hyundai or a Kia. So it's a crime of opportunity. They tell you to be safe. Watch where you park. Keep your head on a swivel. Yeah, we got it. Okay. An automobile theft can occur at any time or location.

Avoid parking and secluded locations and poorly lit areas. Thank you. Appreciate it. So they're just saying be on the lookout and make sure that you, you know, where you're parking at and be safe with your Hyundai's and your key is. And as long as we're just saying, doing warnings, I might as well tell you parents are being urged to get educated on fentanyl. Thousands of pills were found in Skittles and Nerds candy packets as children gear up to go

trick-or-treating this Halloween. So the DEA have linked fentanyl investigations to social media platforms, including Snapchat, Facebook Messenger, Instagram, and TikTok over a period of May 23rd to September 8th. Now, if you don't know, fentanyl is a synthetic synthetic, if I can say the word, opioid that is 50 times more potent than heroin, just two milligrams of fentanyl, the amount that could fit on the top of a pencil is considered potentially lethal dose. Of the 107,622 Americans who have died from drug poisoning or overdose in 2021, 66%, approximately 71,0 attributed to fentanyl.

So just be careful out there. And again, with the same with the, I mean, this is worse than the, you know, the cars, but, you know, for sure, just be careful, okay? Just know what you're purchasing and where you're getting your things from. And if you were wondering, yes, Megan Markle's podcast will return. It's going to be out next week. I know you were bummed. They postponed it due to the Queen's death.

And so it comes back next week with guest Margaret Cho. Now, she's already released three episodes. and so you've had an opportunity to hear all of those. And they were all great. This one with Margaret Cho, of course, is going to be a conversation about Asian-American tropes in the entertainment industry. And my gosh, who doesn't want to talk about that?

So the three full episodes of the audio series that's been released has conversations with Serena Williams, Mariah Carey, and the most recently actress and producer Mindy Kaling. And so that's awesome, and I'm sure it's great. I don't know if Harry makes an appearance on every one. We know he snuck into the first one. But I just hope so.

I sure hope so. I want that to happen so bad. And I see, speaking of the Royals, I see where Harry has now, apparently tried to make some changes to his tell-all memoir. Huh. After he went to England for the funeral and ran into his brother, his father, who apparently meetings were very, very tense,

especially after, I mean, it was announced that this book was coming out and he was going to, you know, tell all in his book, whether it's all true or not. It's going to be Harry's perceptions. And you know, Megan is all for it, right? She wants to burn windsor to the ground. And so this could be the end. This could be the end of Harry and Megan

because if Harry decides to just pull the plug on the book altogether, you know, and I'll just write another one. Or, you know, I need to make too many changes. We're not going to release it now. There's too much stuff in there. I need to change. I need to reevaluate the things that I said. This could be the end because Megan for sure wants them to release it

and just burn it down. I mean, we've already had the, they're all racist, and we've had all that. We've had the hatred. We've had them telling that the dad and the brother are locked into that way of life and can't get out. I think that if Harry pulls the plug on this, and says, I want to wait.

We just, things aren't right. I didn't feel right about the book. His excuse, not the real excuse is he doesn't want to do the tell-all anymore. His excuse is, well, it just wasn't right. I just needed to, I just wanted to make some changes, and then we'll get it out. Megan will be pissed. And that could be the end of Harry and Megan. And then my prediction will come true.

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I know. So it is kind of a who died today. Who died today? The Hillary Nelson, 49, reached the summit of Mount Manzestru in Nepal on Monday morning, but disappeared while skiing down with her partner. She fell approximately 80 feet into a vertical crevice, which was about 2,000 feet deep. And so they had rescue attempts. They had to call off the helicopter search because of weather.

And so she didn't make it out. Very sad. know she has children, sons, 15 and 13, and there was a picture of hubby walking out with her body back. I'm not laughing. It's just, it's sad. I know, and I'm trying to be, I'm trying to be sad for her, but she knew the deal. I mean, I don't think that she deserved to die at all, but she's skiing and it's, you know, Nepal,

and the Himalayas, you know, there's 2,000 feet down hole. It's the world's highest peak or eighth highest peak or whatever the hell it is. And so, I mean, they're lucky that they recovered her. So, I mean, it's sad. She was the top U.S. ski mountaineer, and she was there with her boyfriend, who, by the way, a little side note on the boyfriend, partner Jim Morrison, who was skiing with her, previously lost his wife and their two young children in a plane crash.

He led the search for her, and they, you know, they ended up finding her and he was carrying her body out of the rescue chopper. I don't know what to make of that. I'm just saying that it happened. So Hillary now. Alson, 49, dead. Rest in peace. Reminder that you can follow me on Twitter

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I appreciate it. Be sure to subscribe to this show. If you're listening now and you're not a subscriber, what are you doing? It's free. Be a subscriber. Don't be a freeloader and listen off one of your friends accounts. Everybody likes free stuff. Nobody likes a freeloader. So become a subscriber. Okay. Thank you. I am getting excited for Walking Dead though. It's coming up man. The episode 17, which is the first of the final eight of the Walking Dead starts this weekend. Today, if you're Listening live is the 28th of September, 22, also the day that Ian moves ashore in Florida, category,

four hurricane. But coming up this weekend is, you know, the Walking Dead, and I'm excited for it. I wanted to try to get a special in talking Walking Dead with Jason Buttrill and Maximus Fisher, my son, and, you know, schedules just couldn't be worked out. So next week, we have Walking Dead on Sunday. usually have Talking Walking Dead on Monday. But this week is crazy for everyone's schedule. We won't have a Talking Walking Dead until next Wednesday, one week from today, for those

of you listening live. But I am excited for it. And we'll talk a little bit about Dead in the water. And we'll talk about the tales of the Walking Dead and, of course, the new episode of Walking Dead that is the first of the final eight. And I'm excited. I don't know why. I'm just kind of excited and bummed at the same time because it's the beginning of the end.

I know, I know. It's also, today is National Drink Beer Day. So go ahead. Go ahead. It's National Drink Beer Day. Have at it. No problem. You know what?

Even if you're not listening on the 28th of September 2022, go ahead. Celebrate. You know what? It's National Beer Day for you. I saw a list of all these different beers and where they were made. And I thought, wow, I, I was been a, I'm not a beer guy anymore. I used to be. At least I thought I was. I was just a drinker.

It didn't matter. But I was looking at like Labat made in Canada. This whole garden made in Belgium. Presidente made in the Dominican Republic, Dominican Republic. Heineken, the Netherlands. Sapporo in Japan Mythos in Greece Singha in Thailand

Kingfisher in India Polliner in Germany Coopers in Australia I mean okay I just can I have a moose head from Canada or maybe a Mikhailob from America

Mickelob Light you know whatever I don't know I don't know it's been so long I don't know ever so often I feel like I could drink a nice cold beer as sounds so good. And so if I'm around a place that has cold

beer at the time, I have one. But it's been a long time. I don't get that to urge much, but I tell you, from time to time, an ice cold, moose head beer, and a shot of peppermine shnobbs. Oh,

my gosh. Does that sound good? And that would probably lead me to firing up a cigarette, which is probably a bad idea. so probably shouldn't do it. But you never know. Just like you never know when a road rage incident is going to happen.

I see where Beyond Meat, C.O. Doug Ramsey got all wound up, got into a road rage accident. Apparently he was arrested for an incident in a parking garage in Arkansas. So according to the report, a Subaru inched its way in front of Ramsey's Bronco making contact with the front passenger's side tire.

Ramsey, the Beyond Meat CEO or C-O-O, was not having it. He came out swinging. The Subaru's owner pulled him close, started punching his body, and then bit the owner's nose, ripping the flesh on the tip of the nose. Okay, calm down, bro. What are you doing? Also, according to the Subaru owner, threatened to kill him.

So, I mean, that's road rage, man. I'm a road rage guy inside my car. That's my road rage. I don't understand, like, the driving fast and the speeding through and the following. I don't quite understand that. I mean, I understand it. I don't, I couldn't do it. I do understand it, though, because you get so darn angry at stupid drivers.

I know. I know. and so I'm a road rage guy you know in my car like no you're not you are not going to pull in front of me go ahead you know when you're in line you're waiting in line you're one of the cars I've been waiting in line to go forward

other guy comes up and just you know passes by and he's just gonna we're just going to let him in no we're not do not let that guy in all right go ahead let him in whatever go ahead so I mean that's I'm a road rage guy inside but you know look beyond meat's having a little bit of an issue uh you know the the stocks have fallen and uh people are dropping them i know they're trying to make some uh you know some new deals

and try to you know work through uh work through the old beyond meat issues so you know he was all wound up anyway and so he got in this road radio accident so all of it wasn't on the Subaru guy. However, how come the Subaru guy inching into the Bronco doesn't count? I don't understand that. I guess retaliation, it doesn't matter. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see what happens, you know,

in the suit. I will say that that's a all-out fight right there. You start punching the guy and now you're starting to bite off body parts. Nice. Nice. Now, I could be wrong. And you don't have to, you know, you work for beyond meat. I don't have to eat just beyond meat products, but a nose does seem like it's not beyond meat.

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This makes him a mean fighter. But a cannibal from Michigan has pleaded guilty. Remember we talked about Kevin Bacon being eaten by the cannibal. Well, the cannibal from Michigan has. was blood guilty to killing and eating. Part of a man named Kevin Bacon. After meeting him on a dating app three years ago, he said, yeah, you know what, I murdered him, mutilate him.

And, you know, I lured him to my home. And, you know, that's what happened. I stabbed him in the back, and then I removed some body parts. And then I, you know, I started chowing down on him in the kitchen. What are you going to do? So he hooked up with him on Grindr, which is, you know, just a dating app. Uh-huh. Uh, more of a hookup app, really, uh, for, uh, usually for gay, bisexual and trans men.

And so after the, uh, hard to stomach killing is, they put him in the rafters. And, uh, oh, okay, that's, that's great. Now, he previously had pled not guilty with an insanity defense, but, uh, then he just reviewed, reversed it said ah you know what yeah i'll happily guilty go ahead oh okay uh no problem i guess we're going to determine now whether it's first or second degree murder or manslaughter but he will be in prison for quite some time i see where a lady in north dakota has been charged kind of silly but she brought a wild raccoon into a north dakota bar which prompted state health officials to say,

hey, so what about potential rabies exposure? So I guess that's facing criminal charges. I'm going to pause for just a second. You know, I almost ran into a skunk this morning, pulling into this parking lot at Mercury Studios. I mean, I slammed on the brakes. I didn't burn rubber slamming on the brakes, but I shut it down, man.

So I made the turn into the parking lot, and there's this skunk running in front of the car. I mean, I do not want to hit a skunk. And neither do you. Okay, you do not want to hit a skunk. You can quote me on that. I mean, I have run over them before, after they've been run over,

and after the aroma is still permeating in the air, but it's not full bore. And it takes a while, you know, but if you run over it, oh my gosh, you are, you probably, you'll be lucky to get rid of that smell in your car. Just bad, just bad. So, I mean, I was like, whoa.

Because sometimes they see the raccoons. There's a family of raccoons that live down in the sewer system. And I see them from time to time. But I hadn't seen the skunk before. And, you know, I made the turn. And I thought maybe it was the raccoon at first. And then I looked again. It was a skunk.

I was in front of my car. And it was making the rounds. And it didn't go straight across. It turned and got, you know, it got kind of hoodwinked. So it kept going straight. And then it went back off to the right. So it got kind of, you know, flurmoxed flummoxed that's the word i'm looking for flummoxed uh you know when my car came around the corner

but i am so happy and thankful that i did not hit that skunk of course because it saved the skunks life that's what i care about the most not that it would have oh i would i would have smelled like a skunk forever oh my gosh nasty so we go back to north dakota uh Aaron christian 38 uh is charged with misdemeanor counts of providing false information to law enforcement, tampering with physical evidence and unlawful possession of fur bearers. Man, you do not want to have being charged with unlawful possession of fur bearers. Now, she said, hey, a family found a raccoon on the side of the road about three months ago. We named it Rocky.

We've been nursing the animal back to health. And I plan to release it back in the wild. You know, so, okay, I guess it's the elite. under North Dakota Board of Animal Health Laws to keep a wild raccoon. Huh. So they killed it. So after three months, she's been willing. So they just killed it.

I mean, I'm sorry. They euthanized it. And it tested negative for rabies. So it was fine. Oh, my gosh. This lady is, that's kind of sad. That's kind of sad that she nursed this raccoon back to hell, gave it a name, and was going to release it back in the wild, which maybe.

that may or may not be true. But it doesn't have rabies. It has been traveling around with her. You would notice if it had rabies. So apparently she showed up a happy hour and showed the raccoon to customers. The animal didn't bite anyone. And nevertheless,

the Health and Human Services Department issued a warning, asking anyone who may have been bitten or had contact with the raccoon saliva to seek medical care. It tested negative. Bro? So it's unfair and too much was done to detain an innocent raccoon. Christensen is a little tick.

That's what she was quoted as saying to the Bismarck Tribune. They were not worried about the health of us if we had rabies or not. They were worried about finding and killing Rocky and putting me behind bars. She could get two years, two years in jail and $7,500 and fine. Oh my gosh. Come on now. So the town has got like 500 people. She must be the crazy lady.

And they're pissed at her. So they've got someone new in charge of the North Dakota Board of Animal Health laws. And the Board of Animal Health. And I bet you that they're pissed at Aaron. She's the crazy one. And now this is a way for them to pay her back. Come on, people. Stand up.

Stand up. You people in Maddock, North Dakota, which is, you know, just right there by the, Canadian border of North Dakota. Give her, give her, you know, Erin is always nice to you. Whether you like her or not, she's always nice to you. Give her a break, okay?

Give her a break. Don't be like the guy, you see the guy traveling on the flight from Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles and he asked to use the restroom in first class?

No, that can be done. Okay, we're not doing that. I don't know. If you've ever flown first class, that's one of the benefits. You have access to that bathroom. You don't get, you know, you people, you people back there. The unwashed masks is back there behind the curtain. You don't get to come up and use our bathroom, okay?

That's if you're, when you're sitting in first class, that's the benefit. And so the flight attendant said, no, hold up, no, you go back. And so it was videotaped. and videoed. And the guy came up and just punched the flight attendant to the back of the head. Okay, calm down, dude.

Those are the rules. So what I like about this story also, what I like about this story, is that the passengers restrained this guy and then he was arrested upon touchdown. So good, the passengers took care of a little business on this flight

from Cabo to Mexico, from Cabo to LA, instead of just sitting there going, dude, would you just sit out, stop it? What are you doing? At least they, you know, helped detain the guy. I like that a lot.

I don't like the guy punching the flight attendant, but those are the rules you know better. I mean, you'd have to use the bathrooms in the back. You're sitting in the back behind the curtain. You go back there, okay? These bathrooms up here are for us. All right, not you. Hey, good news from Virgin Atlantic.

I know you're going to be excited about this. The staff on Virgin Atlantic could now choose whichever uniform best represents them. Huh? I know. They updated their uniform policy to remove gendered clothing requirements. And it's happy. I mean, they are happy. The staff, including plane crew and pilots, will be.

be able to choose which uniform they wear. The company's red option, previously most commonly worn by female flight attendants, or the burgundy option, previously worn by male flight attendants. It also includes allowing men to wear skirts and women to wear trousers, as well as increasing the uniform options available to non-binary staff members. They're also introducing pronoun badges in a bid to allow staff to wear uniform. that express their true identity. Isn't that special.

Now, the airline version Atlantic has teamed up with Rupal's drag race, drag race star Michelle Vizage, in a bid to reflect the diversity of its workforce and offer its people a fluid approach to its red and burgundy uniforms, meaning LGBTQ plus IA to II to infinity, choose what best reflects themselves.

Oh, that's nice. Now, sure, some of the company's employees are saying, hey, why don't you just give us a raise? Some of the passengers even said, sure, that's great, but how about you just lower the fares? How about you just make the flights run on time? How about that? How about we just get that done?

And then we can worry about your little inclusive staff uniforms, okay? So you got that they look forward to. I mean, that's good stuff coming from Virgin Atlantic. Good, good stuff. I mean, they believe now that they are the world's most inclusive airlines. So congratulations to Virgin Atlantic. I don't leave you with the joke thought of the day. day. All right. The joke, thought of the day. And for sure, if you are in Florida, stay safe.

Hundreds of thousands of people are already without power. And Ian is making landfall. Please be safe. Okay. Just be safe. That's all I ask. If you, this is the thought joke of the day. All right? Just for you chewing the fat listeners. Okay. I had this sent to me on one of the internet's. I believe this was, came to me on, uh, Facebook.

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