Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 968 | It’s Been Long Enough…

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

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some footage and stories about Hurricane Ian which is now Tropical Storm Ian and the devastation left behind as it made landfall and crossed the great state of Florida and I was thinking what about Monkey Box?

Is that still a thing? Because I haven't seen anything Did it just go away? Are we not worried about monkeypox any longer? It's over? So I thought, well, let's take a look at some of the numbers and see what's happening. And here in the U.S., we have over 25,000 cases, 25,5008 cases at the time of this recording, to be exact. So we're still number one.

So it's still a thing. And then I see I looked into some stories, and the CDC says, that early figures show unvaccinated at much higher risk for monkeypox. Do you believe the CDC any longer? I don't know. They also now claim that zoonotic diseases like COVID-19. Wait, COVID-19 is a zoonotic disease? Huh.

Okay. And monkeypox will become more common. I wonder why that would be. Could it be climate change? Yes. Yes, it is. Amazing. Researchers say these types of viruses, known as zoonotic diseases or ones that spread between humans and animals.

Wait, I thought zoonotic diseases were spread between humans and animals. Anyway, we'll become increasingly commonplace as factors such as the destruction of animal habitat. and human expansion into previously uninhabited areas intensify. Oh, okay. So it's not climate change? Oh, well, besides the impact on climate. You know, there's deforestation that means a loss of habitat that often ends up driving wildlife nearer to people.

Uh-huh. So if you're seeing the effects of the change in the... environment, the change in animal behavior, and the change in human behavior, bringing wild animals and humans more into contact where they have been more contamination. Oh, okay. So it is it's the humans fault that we're raising numbers, but the numbers aren't really rising as fast as they thought they were. So it's not gone away. It's still around, but, ah, I don't worry about it. It's just for those nasty, unvaccinated people. And climate change, what are you going to do?

You can't change climate change. We've got to go back to the caveman days. Then we won't have monkeypox. Won't that be great? Welcome! Welcome to chewing the fat. So I see where my man, Yay, was on the Allo Yoga's Alo Mindful podcast. And, my man, I love that.

I'm sure it's great, to be honest. I have not listened to alo yoga's alo mindful podcast. But Ye was on this particular podcast. Now, the headline of the story says Kanye West. His name is Yeh. All right, we've been over this. I feel like I'm just beating a dead horse. I just can't take it, all right?

He changed his name to Yeh. Please call the man what he wants to be called. But the headline says Kanye West. And then they quote the podcast. at least in the podcast of alo yoga's alo mindful podcast. He's talking to him as yay. He says in the podcast that he, the man, co-founder Danny Harris mentions a book about confidence

and that he found inspiring. He said that yay was telling me that he hasn't read this book, but I was telling him that every positive attribute he naturally embodies, and that's extraordinary to have that confidence. Yay, but in the story it says Kanye interjected. No, sorry, Abby, Abby Jones at Twitter. His name is Yay, okay? When you said, I hadn't read this book,

I actually haven't read any book. Reading is like eating Brussels sprouts for me. That's awesome. And talking is like getting the Giorgio Baldy corn ravioli. And so I guess that's a celebrity hotspot Italian restaurant in Palisades. And, you know, who hasn't been there? So I guess that he doesn't believe in reading books. I honestly, I kind of don't blame him.

I love reading. You know, there are some books I love to read, but I open some books. And if you can't get me past the first. first, I don't know, chapter, I'm done. I'm done with it. So, you know, I can kind of understand how yay feels. But, you know, the guy doesn't read books. So that's awesome. He's only a billionaire. So why would you, why would you beat him up for that, I guess? He was asked several questions about Gap and Adidas, which are, you know, big parts of his deals and, you know, the Gap deal went away. And he said that they are part of a, they are a part of a bigger plan to marginalize American companies and American industry.

Oh, okay. He also said his latest endeavor outside of music has been his Christian prep school, Donda Academy, which supposedly welcomed its first classes of students. a few weeks ago. People are pissed because the guy that's in charge, the principal, I don't know if it's a guy, I'm sorry, it says the principal, so I'm just, you know,

I'm just said a guy who could be a he, she, fee, five, fofum, I don't know. But the principal has no previous experience working in education and that families have been forced to sign NDAs. I don't think the families have been forced. The families were said, hey, if you want your kids to go to this school,

sign an NDA. Guess what? You can say no. Huh. That's really interesting, isn't it? Because he, forcing people, forcing people to go to his school with a principal who's at no experience, no previous experience working in education. Look around at the previous experienced people working in education.

That's a good thing. And if you want to go to the school, you sign the NDA. If you don't, hey, go to another school. Okay. All right, good. Anyway, I know Yay believes that, you know, he said Queen Elizabeth

the Second's death inspired him to release all grudges. And, you know, he's, I mean, he's had public feuds with BDEP Davidson. Kid Cooney, John Legend. Those are good people to have public fuse with, by the way, because they are,

they are some, they're individuals in their own right. We'll just be nice. nice and say that, shall we? Anyway, just know that Yay does not believe in reading books. So,

take that with whatever grain of salt it goes with. So as I said, at the beginning of this, Hurricane Ian, now Tropical Storm Ian, is making its way off of Florida. It looks like it's turning back into the Carolinas,

And then it will head into South Carolina through North Carolina, up into Kentucky, maybe a little bit of West Virginia. So you're going to see some big rainfall. And I don't know that it will strengthen back into a hurricane. They believe that it will have enough time to strengthen back into a hurricane. I don't know how strong it will be. It's a tropical storm now. It doesn't have time to strengthen up to a two, maybe. Depending on how fast it is, it might even reform to strengthen into a three.

But we'll see. But definitely be on the lookout. I know that hurricane warnings are up along the East Coast. And so keep your head up. The destruction in Florida was really bad. And maybe, I don't know if it was worse than what was expected, but it was definitely bad. And so the cleanup begins. They believe that, you know, everyone was concerned in the NFL that Tampa,

would have to, you know, play their Sunday night game against the Kansas City Chiefs somewhere else. But the storm is left now. And I just, you know, the cleanup has to begin. And I know the mayor of Tampa, Jane Castor, she tweeted that, hey, we'll be ready for Sunday night football. I'll be worrying about putting that game somewhere else. We may be cleaning up after a hurricane,

but we want that Buccaneers Chiefs games Sunday night here in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium. So, you know, we can look forward. to that. And of course, you know, Sunday night football will be all about the hurricane and the cleanup efforts. And then let's get back to the game. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So a couple big divorce cases in the news. Jeff Bezos's ex-wife, McKenzie Scott, files for divorce from that high school chemistry teacher that she married a year after tying the

not. And, you know, maybe they made the big deal about giving away her $28 billion. Okay. She removed her husband's name from her philanthropic endeavors. Yeah. Because Jeff is like, you can give it all the hell you want. I'm not giving away mine. Okay.

So, okay. McKenzie Scott filed for divorce from Dan Jewett in Washington State. She has removed mentions of Jewett from the charity site. he has disappeared from her giving pledge profile in the past week it's over have a nice day so i don't know what he gets i don't know if he's got what kind of what kind of deal he signed what kind of pre-em-up he signed but i'm sure it'll be worth the chemistry's teachers time to have been with mackenzie for a year she's worth uh you know over 20 billion i've claimed 26 billion or 28 billion whatever it is and she wants to give it all the way.

I just know this. She's available. And maybe she's not available. Maybe that's why she's dumping the high school teacher because she's already got somebody else on the line. Somebody else taking care of a little McKenzie Scott Biddis. And it's time to give up the old teacher. Okay, have a nice day.

So, I mean, it's sad. Anytime somebody gets a divorce. So I don't want to. I'm making light of it. I know how difficult going through a divorce is. I know how difficult it is mentally, physically, family, kids, what's happening. So I got it.

It's really difficult. But if one were to, you know, stop by McKenzie's place, maybe you stop by with, you know, a little, I don't know, a little bouquet of flowers. a bottle of wine from France and say, hello, McKenzie. You know what? I think you should give away all your money

before you die. I don't think you should. I don't think you should have a dime left. And that's just me. And, you know, I know that other Dingleberry, the high school teacher, he said he believed it, but you know he didn't. That's why you dumped him. I am here for you.

Okay? Okay. Good. Thank you. And now everyone is making a big deal over Marjorie Taylor Green. You know Marjorie Taylor Green, the congresswoman from Georgia, who's been a lightning rod and a big Trump supporter, and everyone hates

Marjorie Taylor Green. Well, her husband filed for divorce this week after 27 years of marriage citing irreparable differences. Oh, okay. uh the petition uh was uh filed to steal the proceeding i can understand that especially her me my gosh they just want to beat her up anyway so she's going to get crushed over this as it is so she's been married for a long time to this guy they've got business remember she did the video

about being uh you know uh swatted and how she has businesses and she's got the kids and they've got a family so i you know i i don't know what happens in people's private lives she's probably, you know, busy and crazy. And he, just like Giselle with Brady, wants, he wants her to be more present. And she just can't be because she's under fire and she has a congressional seat to fight for. And fight for the country, damn it.

And so get ready for that fun coverage through the press. Oh, good. How could you even stand to be with her? That's what you're going to hear. And so it most definitely couldn't be him, right? Now, stop. Couldn't be him. She's gone all the time.

He's out taking care of a little business. And, you know, he wants to wrap it up. I need somebody that's more present. And this one over here is a lot more present. So I got to tell you, Marjorie, we need to, we need a divorce. Okay? All right, good. And I see where they have been separated and continue to be separated.

So they've been apart for a while. And I don't know, I don't remember now in that video when she talked about being swatted. She talked about her kids being there. But she never mentioned her husband, I don't think. So he was already, he was already hitting the bricks over there, taking care of business with whatever little girlfriend he has. So, I mean, maybe that's why their marriage is irretrievably broken. Not irreparably, irretrievably broken.

again, I'm not making fun of divorce. I know how difficult it is. I understand. But it's just, you know, it's fun to read about it and hear about it. Like, you know, you don't want to believe that you could hold a grudge. You know, I know, Yay just said he's, you know, given up all his grudges. Well, this man allegedly caught on video. I mean, it wasn't allegedly caught on video.

It was him. We saw it on the video. urinating on the grave of his ex-wife who divorced him over 40 years ago. You're talking about holding a grudge, man. You're divorced and she's dead and you're still peeing on her grave? Dude, let it go. So apparently, the guys or the lady's sister and brother started finding deli. bags filled with feces near the headstone of their mother okay so he wasn't only peeing on the

grave he was leaving well he wasn't i mean he was leaving bags of poop it wasn't like he was walking up to the grave site of pooping so they brought the bag of feces uh was left by a careless dog walker i got news for you uh you can tell the difference between uh dog and human but you know okay so maybe the poop was the dog poop he was just leaving it there as part of his special offering to her grave so they contacted the police they came they came and took a report and they said if you find another one let us know so we found another one a couple weeks later so they got permission from the cemetery to install cameras so indeed the camera timestamps shows a man i guess this you know that's where the allegedly comes in comes to the grave and for four consecutive days in a week and the guy's wife's wife

now was waiting in the car and you could uh propped his camera on a headstone shot the video and confirmed the man in question is his deceased mother's ex-husband okay and he just you know would come and uh pee on the woman's grave uh okay uh no look is this guy in trouble for this i guess i don't to do that? And they, of course, are calling it grave desecration. And we don't know how long this has been going on. But you know what?

Public urination is not enough. We want a stronger charge against this man. And so they're trying to get legislation that will make it criminal to desecrate a grave in that way. Well, I got news for you, family. Even if you make the legislation

happen, you're not going to go back and get the guy after you make the legislation. Okay, sorry. You just got to tell the guy that's illegal for him to do it now. You should be aware of the public urination. But, you know, he just said,

look, I hate her so much that I couldn't take it anymore. And I just been peeing out of grief. That's a grudge. That is a grudge. Bro, you've been divorced from her for 40 years, and she's dead,

and you're still leaving bags of poop and being on a grave? Seriously, let it go. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. Feel the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games and with no wagering requirements.

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So she's supposed to stay in trial. Over a 13 million euro tax fraud case. She's facing eight years in jail if convicted. Oh. Okay. So she's accused of dodging tax between two. 2012 and 2014 while living in Barcelona now the judge has ordered her to stand at trial though a trial date has not yet been set she was going to go on trial for over an alleged 14.5 euro million tax fraud now I thought she'd paid the fine

really kind of weird because I'm pretty sure she's paid the fine so she rejected an out-of-euvre of court deal believed to have involved her admitting to wrongdoing after she was charged with defrauding the Spanish treasury over a three-year period. Okay, so she's already paid a six-figure, there you go. She's already paid a six-figure sum. The Spanish taxman claims she defrauded, along with interest to believe it in totaled three million. But the state prosecutors want to receive an eight-year prison sentence. She's fine. guilty because we've got to set an example sure she's paid the fine but that's not good enough she's got to go to jail we've got to make an example of her so everyone knows they have to pay their

tax so previously she was a tax resident of the bahamas and only registered as a full tax resident in spain in 2015 official residents in spain pay spanish taxes on their worldwide in income. People who spent more than 183 days in a given calendar year in Spain are considered Spanish residents for tax purposes. These tax inspectors spent more than a year checking up on Shakira, visiting her favorite hairdresser salon in Barcelona, checking her social media, to try to show she spent most of the three years in dispute in Spain. They concluded she had spent 242 days in Spain in 2012. Two hundred and twelve days. in Spain in 2013 and 243 days in the country in 2014.

So they submitted the report that they submitted with their criminal complaint. Alleged the time she spent out of Spain were sporadic absences linked to work commitments. And she's denied any wrongdoing, of course. And she's paid the fine. So shut up. Leave her alone. That's just the government using her as an example so that you. You pay your tax.

You got it? I mean, she already broke up with the Spanish boy, the soccer player. So we'll see. I don't know what's going to happen. I know they've, they've talked. We've had another divorce. I mean, it was a big deal. They had split after 11 years together, Shakira.

I mean, she might still be available. So you may want to, if you're interested, you can, it'll bring that bouquet of flowers either to Shakira. or Mackenzie Scott. And McKenzie Scott's got a little bit more money than Shakira. But I don't know. How much is Shakira worth? What do you think Shakira's worth?

What do you say? A couple hundred million? Yeah, somewhere between two and 300 million. So good for her. I mean, that's not the McKenzie Scott billion money, but that's pretty good. And it's Shakira. So it tends to be maybe a little bit better than McKenzie, but what do I know? I see where, I mean, our, look, our tax people do the same thing.

They want to set exam. so that, you know, the king collects his due, and that's what they want, right? I got an email from a listener to chewing the fat, sent to chewing the fat at the blaze.com. He is, it doesn't say that I shouldn't say where he's located at. We'll just say he's in the military, and he recently got stationed out of country, and he was thinking, saying that he loved listening to the show. Thank you very much, J.L. I appreciate it.

I don't want to throw you under the buses, so I appreciate it. Thank you very much for the kind words. And I guess I should, you know, thanks for your service, okay? We appreciate it. But he sent me a link to an IRS rule or policy. And I feel like we've talked about this before

because it is reminding. from it's in their you know their book of help and it's a stolen property if you steal property you must report it as fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year i mean okay thank you appreciate it because if you're a criminal you just make sure you report that income because that's a way that we're going to come after you if we bust you we're taking everything and we're going to charge you taxes so we're going to to the charges against you. Okay?

All right, good. Just make sure that that's clear. It's in the, hey, it's in the policy book. You should have read the rules. That's just the deal. Okay? So same thing happens here in the U.S. It's just agonizing.

I see another thing that's agonizing, another three-letter group from our government, the FDA, has proposed new rules for its nutrition labels on packaging. They want to move the nutrition labels to the first. front of the food packaging and to update what manufacturers are allowed to call healthy, with the aim of helping consumers make better choices at the grocery store. Proposal comes as part of President Biden's 44-page plan to end hunger and diet-related diseases by 2030.

It was just unveiled at the first major White House conference on hunger and nutrition. That's special. That is great. It was the first conference on the topic in 50 years. It laid out the plan to end hunger and reduce diet-related diseases. And it's going to improve food access and affordability by expanding food stamps and school meals. Increase healthy eating choices by including nutrition labels on the front of food packages. That's just stupid.

And enhance food security research by funding philanthropic efforts and startups. The administration says it has more than 80. billion dollars in private and public sector sector commitments to meet these goals. Companies like Google, Tyson Foods, DoorDash, Walgreens have all chipped in. But some of the goals, like expanding food stamps, require congressional approval. Ah, that's probably going to be tough to get, though. But hey, let's redefine healthy. We're redefining everything else.

We may as well redefine healthy. I mean, we've kind of done that already. we have you know we have people walking down the runway and there's plenty of people that are presumed

to be healthy we know better we know better but that's just the way it is look I'm an 800 pound man too well okay 844 this morning I've been a fat guy forever I get it

But I know it. Okay. It's okay. I know. It's okay. I understand. I understand the health process. And putting labels.

Are you kidding me? Putting nutrition labels on the front of food packaging. How do you tell what the, I mean, you just put the little name up above the, up above the nutrition label? It's just stupid. It's just stupid. Wait, something from this administration. illustration is stupid. I know. I know. Isn't this the same thing where he was at asking where the dead lady was? Our president? Yeah, I think it is. He was there at the special little conference, right? The Hunger and Health Conference. And then what's her face to Congresswoman who died a couple months ago? Our president, Mr. Healthy, was on stage asking where she was. Is she here? Where is she at? Excuse me, Joe. She's dead. I mean,

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We'd love to talk, business. Hey, congratulations to Aaron Judge, the New York Yankee, who has tied the home run record of Roger Maris. He hit his 61st home run of the season while tying the American League record for home runs in a single season. season. I mean, Maris did it in 1961. So, yeah, I mean, 61 home runs and 61. Now, he's not going to break Barry Bond's overall Major League record of 73 homers, but he certainly could

break the record. He's got, I think there's seven games left for him to hit one home run to break the record. Probably going to happen. But you'd think that he wouldn't get a pitch to hit, but it's where he hit his home run last night, man. They gave him a pitched to hit and he took it. So congratulations to Aaron Judge. He's probably going to get the Triple Crown, too.

Guy is awesome. So he will have a nice money truck backing up to his house very, very soon. I'm sure he's got a good truck already. That truck is just going to get bigger. And did you see, I saw where LeBron James, who, you know, you know him, you love him, do you? He is now a part of an ownership group for

Major League Picklewall franchise. guys. And I thought, Pickleball. I mean, is that what? Okay, so are we supposed to love pickleball now? Well, according to this story, uh, pickleball is the fastest growing sport in the country. Okay. So the number of players surged from 3.4 million in 2019 to 4.8 million in 2021. And they believe that that's probably an undercount. So an average of three new pickleball. venues opening up per day in the U.S. Okay. I guess people are pissed because it takes over the tennis courts and public spaces.

Tough. Get over it. It was sorry. Sorry to interrupt your tennis match with something else we're playing on your court. So, you know, the pickleballers are starting to fight with the tennis players on the court. So people... And that's a new sport right there. The pickleballers versus the tennis players.

And just have them beat the crap out of everywhere. The pickleball tennis fight club. I think I would watch that. I would definitely watch that. But, you know, people are investing in it. Some big names and big money people are all investing in pickleball. So look for some great pickleball tournaments. Broadcast on a network near you very, very soon.

And I see for those of you that were wondering, and I, you know, I'm sure all of you were. What killed the queen? The queen of England's cause of death has been announced. We've seen the death certificate. And her occupation, of course, was Her Majesty, the Queen. She was 96 years old. And her cause of death was old age. So there you have it.

Did you expect something? else? Because I didn't. So, rest in peace, her majesty, the queen. I know, I just see where Prince Charles, he's pissed at all those videos of him being such a douche. So he's making, he's got like a cease and desist where he's making sure that all the networks could only have so much footage and he wants to get those videos off the internet and off

their news reporting. So good luck, Charles. Because it's not happening here in America, pal. We're still going to play your dushy videos, okay? Well, it's time for you to step down and then, you know, maybe, you know, maybe you give it to William, okay? Just maybe. It'd be nice of you.

And then, uh, where, oh, who died? Who died today? Who died today? We've got, uh, a list today, actually. Uh, heartland actor, Robert Cormier, uh, has passed away. After an apparent fall, and there's no other cause of death released, he passed away in Ontario, California hospital from injuries. He suffered during a fall. So, okay.

I mean, he was in American Gods to that show. Wow, that's a big guy show. And there was some, I still remember some stuff that happened in that show. That is pretty amazing. That is definitely a big guy show. So anyway, we'll find out. I don't know where he fell from. I don't know what he fell on.

I don't know what caused the fall. But apparently that's what we're going with. So, okay. Robert Cormier, dead from a fall at the age of 33 years. Longtime CBS correspondent Bill Plant dies. Wow. Okay. So I guess he died of respiratory.

failure. He retired in 2016 after 52 years of news reporting. And I mean, he covered all kinds of stuff for CBS, man. Civil rights, Vietnam War, White House correspondent. He was, you know, the guy was, he did some stuff on 60 Man. So you'd remember who Bill Plant was. And he passed away from respiratory failure. Bill Plant dead at 84 years. of age. And then we have Culeo. Cooleo dead. Are you kidding me?

Cooleo has passed away. Now we don't have any toxology test yet. There has not been an autopsy yet. And so we don't know what caused him to die. We just know he was at a friend's house. He went into the bathroom.

He was in there a long time and his friend came to door and said, yo, Coolio, what's up? You've been in there a long time. And there was no answer, so they opened the door and he was laying on the bathroom floor dead. Very sad. Now, the paramedics suspect, obviously, like everyone else, he suffered a cardiac arrest. You know, everyone, of course, believes that there were maybe drugs involved, but there were no drugs or drug paraphernalia were found at the scene. Uh-huh. You mean, after his friend found him and called,

called 911 and cleaned up the place. There was no drugs or paraphernalia found at the scene. Oh, okay. And we don't know if he was vaccinated or not. So we just know that he was found on his friend's bathroom floor dead. Culeo, dead at the age of 59 years. And I got very sad news, as if the other three people I mentioned or four people that I mentioned who were dead in this segment.

wasn't sad enough I actually got news from an old friend of mine Mike McNally passed away as well I don't know what his cause of death was he I'm guessing was in his early 60s I don't honestly I don't know how old he was

Mike and I were friends for a long long time along with his wife Beverly and I just know that I was just alerted that he had passed away and very sad So rest in peace, my good friend from Michigan, Mike McNally. Okay, so that is Who Died Today.

Now, I'm going to end you with the joke slash story of the day. Very, very interesting little story that I got sent to me. Now, Facebook Messenger, by the way. So you can always follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can email the show at any time chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can subscribe to the YouTube channel chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. If you are listening to this right now and you're not a subscriber to the podcast, holy cow.

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Okay? All right. And of course you can become a member of Blaze TV, which helps keep a new. this show free. Go to blazTV.com slash jeffy and get your discount and become a subscriber to Blaze TV. Thank you. This story was sent to me over Facebook. It's this story slash a joke of the day on chewing the fat. Max got a text from Richard and it said, Max, this is Richard next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and I've been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife day and night, probably much more than you.

I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you'll all accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I will pay you. Regards Richard. Now, Max, feeling enraised. and betrayed grabbed his gun went next door and shot Richard dead he returned home shot his wife poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa then he looked at his phone and discovered a second text from Max it said a second text from Richard it said hey Max Richard here again sorry about the typo my last text I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn

spell checker had changed Wi-Fi to wife. Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all. You could figure out your own little moral to that story. But just no, technology.

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