Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 97 | Fat Pile Friday - Undercover Horse Prostitute & Alligator in Your Yoga Pants?

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

It's fat pile Friday and somehow it becomes about animals. Once again Jeffy finds a story and doesn't let it go. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ready? So a couple of weeks ago, we told you about the man in Texas, Harris County, down by Houston, who had the license plate flipper. And, you know, he was, he owed a bunch of money on tolls. And he was busted. They arrested him. They pulled him over because they caught him flipping his license plate as he went through the one toll. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.

You say that. Guilty, guilty, guilty. Except that the judge said, you know what, not so fast. Thank you. You really didn't have any probable cause to pull him over. Yes. Okay. Hold on.

Stop, stop, stop. Because I know you're about to fire the intro. Another chewing the fat theory in the works. Thank you. Thank you. Now, of course, the district attorney is pissed. Shut up. They're going to try to find a way to arrest him.

He's 90 for tall. He's a license plate, emperor. But the point was is that you didn't have any probable cause to pull him over. so, uh, no, we are not, get out. Outstanding. You know what? Is the license play flipper still illegal in Texas? I have to get one.

You know, for show, of course. That's it. It's an experiment. Experiment. Yeah. That's what their website said, just for, it's for show. Yeah, show cars. Yeah.

As long as we're on tolls. I also saw where, uh, our great, uh, our great legislature here in the great state of Texas. We love them. Not so much. But our legislatures here in Texas. Like techos? Everybody thinks that they, no, those are, that's federal. I'm talking about the people that meet in Austin.

You know, they meet twice a year. And the Texas has got the great government. It's wonderful thing. And I know this. I'm getting way too political almost. I already feel myself getting. Do you feel dirty? Yeah.

And I welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing Fat. Not a lot of fat today. I'm getting myself. I do feel dirty getting into politics. but I just want to say that I want to thank them for, I don't know, being themselves and not doing anything. Agonizing. They've decided that, you know, I know the roads are paid for her and people are paying tolls on them. And you know what?

We're just going to let them continue to pay tolls on them. Oh. Oh, thank you. Well, you know, look, we've looked at it. I'm confused. We've looked at it. And what do you mean? I'm confused about what you just said.

What do you mean? I mean keep telling them, keep paying them? Yeah. The tolls are just going to keep paying the tolls. It doesn't matter if the road is paid for. The idea is that you pay tolls on these roads until they're paid for. Oh, you mean, so you stop paying the tolls? Correct.

Oh, what the hell? So they've decided, well, they're not going to act on it yet. They've decided that, you know what we need to do? Because we need to have the companies that provide the tolls and collect the money for the tolls, come up with a website so that it shows you where all the money is going. I'm sorry, but yesterday you said that we, yesterday we said we become Venezuela right there put the seal of United States of Venezuela. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Those are the people you vote in office, and that's in almost every state. Absolutely. Well, we had the guy in New Jersey that owes $123 million, or no, $1,000 for using the term pike in Philadelphia. Yeah, 180, $128,000. $28,000. Sorry.

Yeah, unpaid tolls. Ooh. And his name was like Skipper. Well, what's the same? And I don't know that I believe it now that I see his name because his name is Jared Stiff. Stiff. Yeah. He's stiff and the tolls.

No, I don't believe it. Story's not true. Hey, we've got notes. I left your note in there. What did I put out? What did the note say? Ouch. Thank you.

Yeah. I mean, it's just a. I don't know. $92,000 to the IRS. Ouch. We don't have that? Do you really want me to... I thought we had out.

We do, but it's in there. It's not here. It's over here. Oh, I'm sorry to make you go over here and not there. Thank you. It's over here. Why is it over there? Put it over here.

I can't put over here because I always forget to put over here because we don't use it a lot. How about we do it now? How about we just do it right now? Right now. How about we do? I want you to go from there to there right now. How about we do that? Well, we're just focus on it.

We stay focused right now. And we pay attention to it. We go from there to there right now. Hold on. I'm opening the folder. So we're talking about Jared Stiff, which is not, I believe, now fake news. It's not his real name. It's not a real name.

$12,000 on pay tolls. Think about that, man. That is a lot of toll, buddy. He was sentenced to five years probation. And he was ordered to pay $11,500. He pled guilty, though, to theft of services. He got out of it. 115?

All right. 115 though and five years probation. You can start not paying tolls again tomorrow. Yep. That bad boy. That's good for him. Jared stiffed them. Ha.

Oh. That's so funny. More a thievery in Delaware. Thank you. Still over here, though. He had $128,000 in toll fines. Ouch. You ain't lying out.

You keep distracting me. Still on this computer. I gotta get on the other one. No, bring it. Put it over there. I'm working on it right now. But you asked for it, so I had to play from this one. It's not here yet.

Give me a second. How does it? Just slide it over. Just drag it over to that computer. I can't drag it. It's a different computer. I'm using this computer, not this computer. So it's on this computer.

I just send it to next gen. So I have to create a new cart. Put CTF out. Ouch under sound effects and then drag it to this computer. So can you give me a minute? Apparently I have to. Yes, you do. You do.

So let's talk about the Amazon warehouse employees here on Fat Pile Friday that decided that stealing $100,000 worth of Apple Watches was worth it. Ouch. Right. Big time, ouch. So, like, they're not going to notice. I mean, the Amazon warehouse, the robots and the computer systems of Amazon are not going to notice you know.

They'll never notice. They'll never notice. You know, didn't we have a couple of pallets of Apple watches over here the last couple of weeks? No, no, no, no. No, no watches here. No. So, yeah, I mean, maybe maybe we ought to just take a look at the loss prevention. No, no, no, loss prevention here.

Nobody here. Nobody works. So they have three coworkers. Three coworkers. Just three? Yeah, yeah. That's a good, that's a good trio right there. I know.

Divide it up, you're good. I know. And this is, oh, this is the story! I got to shut my mic off and tell Chris something off the air now. Okay, I'm back. So there was four, not three. So there was three girls and one guy. He was probably, the guy.

The Isaac was probably the ringleader. Absolutely. So they were, wait, hold. A girl can't be a ringleader? No. You sexed bastard. Not an Amazon. You sexist bastard.

I don't know. Maybe Taisha was the ringleader. And Isaac was doing what she had to say. Thank you. I don't know. Maybe Tunisia. Maybe Tunisia was the ringleader. And Isaac was doing what she said.

Maybe Shedria was the ringleader. And Isaac was doing it. Because it don't sound like normal names. All right. I'm just saying that's the names they gave here on the story. Fake news. So over the course of several months. Several months.

Wow. I mean, what are they just sticking the apple? Yes. Stick of the apple watch. We'll just take them. It's unbelievable. They're like, I mean, look, they sell for what, 177 bucks for the older ones

and Series 2 watches are 450 bucks so they stole Oh so they're stealing the 1 and 2 Yeah Oh no one one's those We're on 4 We're on Series 4

No one is buying the 1 and 2 So that's right So they're on the back pallets In the back of the room Because nobody's ordered them So it's just like the pile Just keeps You know that pile looks like

It's getting a little low As I keep walking Going to the bathroom every day What's going on with the What's going on with that Apple Watch pallet I'm sorry but they should They should get a thanks to Shaniqua, LaDanya,

and Shannon and Isaac. They should get a thanks. They should not go to jail because... Keeping those on the market. Thank you. Apple said, now we're not going to charge. Yeah, no. Thank you.

Someone is freaking buying now. Amazon's like, wait, we haven't put any orders in for those. Collie. This is so funny. So, so, so. funny fat pile Friday on chewing the fat happy Friday yes yes thank you happy Friday so two officials in one New Jersey township are facing criminal charges uh on animal cruelty we'll be the judge

man animal cruelty now no one no one likes animal cruelty no one does right I mean raise your hand if you like animal cruelty that's what I thought no one does so no you didn't have your hand up you don't like animal cruelty you're just trying you're just pushing the limit you always think there's always that guy in the poll that says not sure. You're the not sure. But nobody wants animal cruelty. So over the last two years, over the last two years at this animal cruelty case,

just listen. All right. This is, let's tell you what happened. All right. 300 cats and dogs improperly euthanized. Ouch. For 300 times.

Don't do it 300 times. Ouch. No, stop. So they're improperly euthanized. And we're going to call that animal cruelty? But what is improperly, do you think? Because isn't the goal of euthanasia? Euthanasia.

Yeah, that too. To kill the animal? So under state law, euthanasian must only be considered after an animal has been held or placed for adoption for a minimum of seven days. Oh, that seemed too short. So is too short? Yeah.

Oh no, bring them in. There's nobody wants you in seven days. That's what I'm saying. Look, I love animals. And I go to these places and I go to these animal shelters. I want to adopt them all. I want to take them all. Except for the one in the back.

Oh, you can. He looks too mean. Yeah. But the dog. It's the dog licking himself. Like, dude, you've been there for like five minutes. I know. This is the first chance I've had to rest.

So I'm just going to lay here and lick myself. No, I don't want him. But I want, I want, I want, I want him. the rest of them. I get it. They're all wonderful, but we can't. We're humans. We're the top of the chain. So the prosecutors are. We're not at top of the chain. Yes, we are. Oh, baby, no, we're that. Call Peter and I want you to call Peter and ask him back question. Have Peter call me. Have Peter call me. There's not a chance. They don't know to me on Twitter, but they'll call me. 888-0-0-3033. Peter call me. I know you've direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Direct message? We've had fights

over with PETA before. Nice. Peter and I love each other. Oh, they love me. Is he the same as the bicyclists? They love. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

They might hate me more. Who love you more? They might. Who loves you more? Peter or the bicyclists? Yeah, PETA. Pita loves me more. Yeah, Peter loves me more.

Because the last fight I got into is over rats. Over the killing of rats. No one likes rats. Yeah, well, Pete does. So the prosecutors here allege that 236 cats and 93 dogs were killed without first meeting the holding or adoptive benchmark. So they were overwhelmed with animals. What are you supposed to do?

Within this seven day period, but they're supposed to just leave them there in the seven day period. I guess so. I guess that's what they were supposed to do. And that's animal cruelty when you kill them early? I'm sorry, but if you say animal cruelty to me, it's like you're beating the dog or you just hung the dog or you shot the dog. So they're charged with two counts of third degree animal cruelty for euthanizing animals

without first putting them up for adoption. Third degree. How many degrees do you have? this one and two and three. The pair also face one count each of second degree official misconduct for the alleged crimes. How many degrees do you need for that? Stop.

It's misconduct. You don't need a one or two degree. It's second degree. But you don't need that. It's a misconduct. Yeah. This one's second degree though. Ah, this is second and first.

You don't need a second or first. You just need one. No, what you don't need is a 300 extra animals sitting around, waiting to be fed that they wanted the money for. Nobody's going to adopt them. Nobody's going to come into your animal shelter because it's overflowing with animals. And it probably stinks. That's cats.

Holy cow. No. I didn't see this. Uh-oh. Here we go. See, this is when Jeffrey's supposed to keep breeding. And he stops. What happened, Jeffrey?

There's more to it. They were found guilty? What? How they could face five years imprisonment. Oh, no. Stop that. New Jersey. That has to, the governor has to step in.

Isn't that the fat guy? No, he's not the governor there anymore. Chris Christie. Yeah, no, he's not. Your brother? That's my man. Yeah, Chris. Brothers from another mother.

No, look, I'm athletically overweight. Chris Christie. Oh, no, he's fat. He's freaking fat. There's different. This is a guy that put a small box of M&Ms into a bigger box of M&Ms. Yeah, there's no question. So the renovate, oh, so see now they're renovating the place.

They're renovating the dog kennel place because they even didn't have room. That's my point. How could these people be found guilty of this? This is outrageous. They need to call Shaniqua and Tashonda from the first story and help them out. They're in Delaware. They could just zip into Jersey and help them out. And we've got a lot of animal stories in Fat Pile Friday Day too.

We talked about the spider and the guy's ear, right? Off air. We only talked about that off the air? Yeah. This is a good use wax our Xbox. I know because we did the, we did a bit off air that we're supposed to do on air. So a guy goes into the doctor and the doctor. said, you know, something's, I feel like something's in my ear.

That's because, uh, something is in your ear, dummy. Really? The doctor said dummy. Yeah, the doctor said, the doctor said, the doctor said, the doctor said, dummy. Okay. The doctor said, that's a spider in your ear. Dummy.

I'm pretty sure. This happened in China, so it could be fake news. I could be translating it wrong. Why's with you in fake news today? I just, the stories here. It's in Fat Pile Friday. I mean, that's why some of these stories hit the fat pile. Because I look at them and go, ooh, it's questionable.

And that's, I don't. don't have time to actually go back and read them during the week. By the time I get to Fed Paul Friday. Yeah, the fake news. There are fake news. I might not talk about them at all. How would you like that, though? Itchiness in your ear, you're sleeping at night.

And I believe it was alive. Yeah, it was alive. It was trying to get away. Yeah. So it's laying, it's laying spider webs and no, thank you. You don't lay spiderwebs. Stop. Stop.

You don't lay spider webs. What do you do? You just make a spider web. You lay eggs. You lay spider webs. You don't. I am. I'm a spiderologist.

Are you a spiderologist? Yes, I guess I was a biologist. I'm a spiderologist and you do not lay spider web. Whatever. Whatever. Okay. Use wax rX. It's clean the ears out, bro.

Which made me think of the story. That's right, because we did talk about them because I was thinking about that stupid movie I watched called the Sisters Brothers. I was on Amazon or Netflix and I was, I didn't have anything to watch. And I was, oh, the sisters brothers. I just sounds strange enough to watch. The one during the movie. That's not what you thought it was, was it? No.

I know. I know what you were thinking. About 10 minutes in, I'm like, this isn't what I was hoping for. But anyway, I watched it for a little while longer. And one of the sisters brothers is laying sleeping outside in the woods and a spider crawls in his mouth. And he eats it while he's sleeping. Then he gets out.

He wake up and his face is all swollen up. And he's Spider-Man. Yeah, he turns into Spider-Man. It was the first Spider-Man. The sister brothers was the first Spider-Man. And he was sick. The brother actually saved his life because it's a gun, go. You're not sick. Let's go. I don't care what your face is. Stay up. Stay up, stay active.

Gets him going. And so the next night he throws up and he throws up all these baby spiders. Yeah, because he laid spider webs in the guy's mouth. No, he laid spiderwebs in the guys. Again. Well, that was just the stupid sister brothers, which was the best part of that entire movie, by the way. Just that? He puking baby spiders. Yeah, because the spider laid spider webs in that's not right. You late. More, more animal stories? That by a Friday. Maryland man accused of trying to have sex with a horse. What is going on with these stories? Was it a horse or was it Camille? This is in Maryland. This wasn't in the United Kingdom. You don't know. Do you know where Camille is right now? No, I know. I don't. I apologize. Maybe that's why he's going to jail. I'm guessing she's in the United

Kingdom. They're not going to go anywhere with the birth of the child. Oh, you're right. Yeah, because we saw her in the background when Harry announced. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So he was a charged with attempted carnal knowledge. I'm sorry? Attempted carnal knowledge of an animal. after soliciting an undercover. He's soliciting an undercover animal services officer? Hey. So now we have...

What are you going to do with that horse? So we have undercover prostitutes. Now we have undercover horse prostitutes. We got undercover horses? Wow. What the hell is going on in Maryland? Undercover horse prostitutes. What kind of people are we raising in Maryland?

Thank you. Holy cow. Intent to engage in illegal activity to the animal service. Guilty. Not guilty. He's been charged and released $2,500 other band. We have zero, listen, I just want to tell you something. Loudoun County has zero tolerance for animal accident,

include cruel and heinous behavior towards animals. How is that cruel and heinous? How do we not know that the horse wanted it? Plus, nothing happened. He's asking the undercover horse. Hey, what are you doing? Oh, hey, you winning pretty good there. It's a setup.

You kidding me? That's entrapment. That is entrapment. That is entrapment. That is entrapment. We need to call. I mean, we have Law and Order, horse edition. Thank you.

I mean, now you can't even walk up and say hello to a horse. What's, we are living in Venezuela. I can't believe that this is entrapment. Are you kidding me? He's turned to the attempted cardinal knowledge of a soliciting. So how do we train the horse? Cover, loud county animal. Oh, so he solicited to the officer.

All right. So the officer has got the horse that just showing up walking around with a horse going, somebody's going to talk to us pretty soon. That's entrapment, completely entrapment. Hey, that's a pretty good looking horse there. What are you doing with it? Hey, that's a good sounding witty. All right, you're under arrest.

Attempted cardinal knowledge. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. All, let's go to the break room. I need a Coke zero. Oh my gosh, that's so good. I swear to you. I'm in the break room. I'm in the break room right now.

Jackie Daly sitting in here bugging me during the show on Fat Pile Friday. What do you want? Oh, but get up here to the microphone. Jackie Daly joining us on... Is it exclusive? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. On Fat Pile Friday.

I don't have a thing for that. This is an exclusive jacket. You don't need headphones. You're just talking to the mic. Oh, my God. You should know this. You're a broadcaster. All right.

So, turn your microphone on. It's right there to the left. There's a little button there. See, that button is right there. No, I did. I did. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

So can you hear me? You can not turn it on, I'd turn it on. Shut up. All right, you two stop fighting. So you were commenting about some relative that had a spider lay webs in his ears? No, no, no. First of all, it was a lady. Cousin Tina, when she was about a teenager, yes, had a spider crawl into her ear and die there.

The spider died? Yeah. Would she live? Yes. Oh, okay. No. I thought Tina died. This really happens.

I thought the kid died. No, I've turned your mic off. I've turned your mic off. We're done. That really happened. She's still going. She's still going. I've turned the mic off.

She's still going. I mean, all the way from the break room, all the way back. Jackie's still yap, yep, yep, yep, yaping. I mean, you can listen to Jackie Daily. Anyway, her podcast, Jackie Daily show. Just go to wherever podcasts are sold. Are you still talking? I mean, we're done.

I'm sorry to hear about your cousin, you know, having a spider die in her ear. But she didn't die though. That was the one was like. I really, that's the only reason I wanted to talk to her about it. At least lie. Right. Yeah, she died, Jeffrey. And then when they opened her brain up, she had eggs in there.

Something. That was not a good story. That was not. I literally dropped through the floor because I just can't believe you just kept talking and talking. I love, first of all. Absolutely. I love Jackie. She's awesome.

It was good, nice to have her on board. You should, you know, go ahead and listen to her show. Where's that at? Same place to find you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. They just search Jackie Daly.

Free listen, I think she always likes to say that. Yeah. She likes to say Google Jackie Daly, free listen. You're welcome. All right, there you go. Have you bought your tickets to the... Yes. Do you have?

I have. You bought your tickets already? I have. Huh. You don't even know what I was going to ask you if you bought tickets for. 12 scores and 19 days. Well, it's actually, well, then you were going to a different place because I'm asking people if they bought tickets for 12 score and three years ago.

So if you're going to 12 score at 19 days, that's a different place. Okay. So I need to buy it for what? You need to get tickets for 12 score and three years ago. Okay. You can plan your summer travel now for M1's next special exhibition, 12 score and three years ago, the unfinished promise of unity. It's an immersive exhibit opening June 29th at Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas.

Hey, that's where we're at. Running through July 7th, we're going to explore slavery and freedom in a way you are not going to find anywhere else. As we speak, as we speak, the team is working in Studio 19. As a matter of fact, my wife has been working on leather. Fake news. My wife has been working on leather project for their opening. They've got some big opening event tonight.

this very night. Yeah. This very night. The, the, no, last night. Yes, last night. Yes, yes.

It was yesterday. I went and you weren't there. I was highly upset. Why weren't you there last night? Exactly. I looked pretty good. I had like nice jeans and then. It was downtown.

It was downtown. And then by the way, I am so sorry. I know this is going to derail the podcast and we'll probably spend 10 hours on this. Who the hell starts an event at 530 on a Thursday? Now, I'll get that on a Friday.

If it was on a Friday, I'm like, okay, I get it. You know, you get off work early. On a Thursday, you start an event at 5.30? In downtown? In downtown Dallas. It doesn't matter what downtown. Any downtown. That is true.

That is true. And by the way, we offer free parking. Yeah, but it takes me 10 hours to get there. So don't forget. You know, I guess Glenn's going to give tours. David Barton's getting tours. How you're giving tours? This particular copy says I'm giving tours,

but I don't think that's true. I don't think that's fake news. But mercury1.org for info, Mercury1.org, or you can call 972-49-9-47-47-47. So I mean, I obviously didn't go. Did you get there by 530 or did you? No, no, because I had a shower

and then someone promised me to leave me his dressing room open and he didn't. So I had a shower in Glenn's bathroom. Does he know that? Now he does. Why should he doesn't listen to the podcast or no? He doesn't know. No, he doesn't listen.

He doesn't listen. Glenn Beck listens to this podcast every day. If Glenn Beck will listen to this podcast, he would not do the interviews he'll be doing now. That's a good point. It'll be like, hey, you just talk to Jeffrey. Maybe I just, I don't know, tweet out a link to Jeffie's interview. Yeah, there's an idea. There's an idea.

Don't get, don't get me started. And that's why I don't. Well, I don't even know why you brought that up. Like I said, this one derail. So you could go back. You could go back. uh, the under chewing the fat.

You can listen to, Saturday shows. Listen to Saturday shows. And you can listen to John Douglas, uh, Blake Harris. The original Mind Hunter. Uh,

you can go back and listen to Blake J. Harris, uh, History of the Future, the Oculus book. Uh, you can also, uh,

coming up tomorrow, uh, is another interview with Blake J. Harris, although it's different. Tomorrow is not all about the Oculus book. So sick of hearing about that

me too. Me too. Uh, oh, by the way, speaking of, criminal minds guy you could hit get his book it's already available yeah it was it started two days ago yeah I know but like you could three that's three days Friday Thursday

Wednesday yeah no sorry so three days ago so you could get it and I bought like six copies because uh I really want I really want to be on the good side of this guy that's a good point this is the guy that um if I do anything bad will be interviewing me that's a really good so you want them on your side that is a really good point. Fat Pile Friday, chewing the fat. So motor vehicle officials say an extra zero was

mistakenly added to the cost of vehicle registration fees on a postcard reminder sent to more than 90,000 New Mexico residents. The mailers with an extra zero, for example, listed the rate for a one year motor vehicle renewal as

$500 instead of $50. How many stupid people pay the $5 million? It doesn't say. but of course they're apologizing of course they are for any confusion and look the error is being corrected for the next round of notices and I assure you

I assure you said Alicia Ortiz the division director any possible overpayments will be refunded right Alicia doesn't say when they'll be refunded Alicia only says we'll refund you. Now, you could bet that if the bill was $500 and you sent $50, they would give you Jack Squat until you paid them the other $450.

How long is it going to take them to pay you back the $450? Oh, you know what? We'll just credit your account. Uh, no. Uh, no. I like this music, though. It's kind of Game of Thrones. It's kind of game of thronish.

I know. So it's still here. Kind of like it. This is me off though when states Absolutely But I also think that we're trying to test their How far will they get caught? That would not surprise me

You know if we just send it out We'll send it out Nobody catches it You're fine That's the thing if nobody would call Now The reason why I say If somebody calls in we'll refund

Exactly Exactly Yes Yes Yes And we'll leave you on Fat Pop Friday with I didn't realize that Wait we're done

Yeah Aren't we? I don't know What kind of like this? You got fat in there Not much so I know I don't happen to a frat

Well to this week I covered a lot of stuff this week Wow Chewing the fat Even though we did a full coverage Of the Royals You still did not get enough fat pile in there Well because we were doing the

Royal coverage I may have Laid back on adding to the fat pile So you stop Did you know that possessing reptiles, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission? It's illegal. You can't be doing that. I know.

So this deputies in Charlotte County pull this car over because it was, it ran through a stop sign. It was driving erratically. And they pulled them over and they opened the window and they looked down and there's all kinds of frogs and snakes crawling around in the car. And the deputies said, hey, what kind of animals have you collected? Oh, hey, we just been collecting frogs and snakes here at an underpass nearby. We just been collected them. Yeah.

And what kind of you just collected frogs and snakes? Oh, yeah, that's all. Here, look at my backpack. There's a little 40 small little striped turtles in my backpack. And that's all. Don't worry about it. And then there's these snakes crawling around. And then, oh, hey, let me reach into it.

my yoga pants. Whoa. And pull out this foot long alligator in my yoga pants. I've got this gator here too. Down there? Down there? Down there? Have a good weekend.

And when you think to yourself, it can't get any stranger in America. You cannot even, you're going to get, you're going to get hooked up. And it's going to be, you're going to get, you can't even talk to a horse anymore in America. This is where we're at. You cannot say hi to a horse in America. And you can't keep a gator in your pants. What kind?

This is not America anymore.