Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 979 | What Happened?...

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

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I guess Why don't you just start at the beginning then Jeff Okay let's do that You know what? You know what we're going to start with an apology I want to apologize all right Yesterday was the official

No Broad Day and I didn't recognize it So I want to I'm apologizing right up front. Before you come after me. Okay. I'm sorry. I celebrated.

I went brawless. But I didn't say that it was part of the official no broad day celebration. So it was, if you didn't participate, go ahead and participate today. Make today no broad day as well. Now, I know that it was, you know, to bring awareness. to breast cancer. So it's very important that that's something

that we definitely need to bring awareness to 100%. All for the curing of any cancer in the world. Specifically, breast cancer. Okay? I'm on record. All cancer's bad.

Get rid of them all. Specifically breast cancer. However, whatever cancer you want to protest or bring awareness to by not wearing a bra, you go ahead. I'm a fan of.

Because I do every day. And so you should as well. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So I saw this headline earlier in the week and I thought, well, yeah, duh, no kidding. It talks about a porn star breaking her back. And I went, okay, well, where do I find that?

movie but it wasn't a movie there's a big event in San Diego Twitchcon I man you don't want to miss Twitchcon and apparently people didn't want to miss Twitchcon there was a huge amount of people that showed up but they had a particular attraction what those giant foam pit and on the convention floor now and it had you know in the middle of the in the convention floor and the gold was to knock your opponent off of their platform into the sea of foam cubes, okay? And so apparently the foam cubes were not that thick. All right, there was only like two or three little phone cube foam, foam, foam.

I can't, why can I say phone? They were phone cubes is what they were. They actually, you could pick them up and call people on. They had two or three foam cubes, and that was it. So if you, and people were complaining that, hey, you know, it's, we're hitting the floor, pretty easy as we jump off of these things. And that's what happened. The porn star was fighting.

They were doing her event and she knocks her opponent off and wins. In celebration, she jumps off her platform and lands on the foam pits, only it goes down and slams her into the floor. And she broke her back like in two places. Holy cow. If you're familiar with the work of Adriana Chekick, then you know that she's not going to be performing for a little while. Although, I mean, maybe she will.

Maybe we'll get the broke back porn star. Ooh, I like that. So I guess she's okay, but other people were saying that they hurt themselves too in this foam pit that was good. going out at TwitchCon. But she broke her back in two places, getting a metal, she had a metal rod put in.

And she so far is okay. But, I mean, that cannot be good for business. But what do I know? So the next time that you want to party and jump into a foam or phone pit, check it out first. Just make sure, you know, maybe you'd, maybe just hop in.

and see how far how far you could go. Because that does not sound like fun, man. If you've jumped off things, like I've jumped off things before and landed like that, it is painful. And I haven't broken my back, unlike Adrienne. But I can understand the pain. Some other person dislocated their knee,

sprained an ankle. I'm thinking Twitchcon, perhaps is going to have some high medical bills coming their way because there's no way. Now they claim that they made people sign a waiver so they weren't responsible for anything. I'm sorry. Any good Scheister attorney will be able to not get rid of that

because if they knew that it was, you're signing a waiver that, yeah, okay, you're not responsible and yet you're giving me something that you know is going to harm me. Come on now. I mean, haven't we all? Every shyster lawyer in America will be on top of that. And the good ones too.

I mean, they're all good lawyers. Sorry, I didn't need to do that. Anyway, I hope you're better. Adriana. And I can't wait for Brokeback with Adriana. Speaking of porn stars, has anybody seen Paris Hilton's dog? Because the dog is still missing, I guess.

What's happening? Are we just now? We're just considering that the dog is dead? Because every story, I happen to think about that earlier today. I was like, hey, did Paris ever get her dog back? Maybe it was because I was thinking about porn stars. And did Paris ever get her dog back? And so I look it up and all the stories are like 10 days old.

And at 10 days old, she still hadn't had it. So she doesn't have the 10 days ago, she hasn't had the dog. There's been no updates since. so I'm just assuming. Oh, you know what happens when you assume, Jeff? Yes, I do. But I'm just assuming that we still haven't found the dog. Now, there were rewards.

She was saying she believes that the dog is still alive. You know, she talked to the dog whispers and had them all. It's fine, Paris. I can still sense the aura of your little dog, what diamond baby? I can still sense the aura of Diamond Baby. there on the streets. So she believes that the dog is still alive.

Everybody said she offered so much money. She offered like 10 grand to find the dog. Apparently that wasn't enough. Now, one could make the case that perhaps hubby got rid of the dog. She's all in love and, you know, she had to go to, it wasn't long after the dog went missing that she had to go to Europe for her runway. I think it was for Versace. She was on the runway for Versace.

And a cute little, just some time in Europe. What are you going to do? And that's maybe when the hubby, you know, destroyed the evidence. Because maybe the dog was just, you know, rolled up in a piece of carpet in the back. I don't know if hubby got along with Diamond Baby or not.

But my question still remains, what happened to Diamond Baby? And will there be, maybe I should just do one. Will there be a podcast? You know, they freed the one guy because of a podcast. Maybe are we going to, I can't get Diamond Baby, the case. And we can report on what happened to Paris's dog.

And we can all be better for it, can't we? Speaking of missing. This may actually be, this may be a podcast. Aside from the Diamond Baby. The search for diamond baby. Aside from that altogether podcast. Four men in Oklahoma have been missing for days. And they don't know what happened to them.

Just gone. Just disappeared. This is Coast to Coast A.m. With our bell. East of the Rockies Dial 1-88-9-0-0-3393. West of the Rockies Well, 1-8-88-90-3-33-9-3.

The same thing. Anyway, it's coast-to-coast, man. This is all about it right here. Four Oklahoma friends were reported missing after they did not return from a bike ride. Mark Chastain. Billy Chastain, Mike Sparks, and Alex Stevens of Oak Mugge, Oklahoma. Who doesn't love Oak Mugge, Oklahoma?

Beautiful this time of year. It's right there just below Tulsa. You know, where... Here's Oklahoma. Let me hold up my hand. This is Oklahoma. Tulsa's right here. It's right down there.

That's simple. Apparently, I mean, they just disappeared. Now, there's been some reports that people have seen them. All right. Now, they're only reports because the officials have not seen them. Two of the men had their cell phones with them. Goes right to voicemail.

One of the phones pings at a salvage yard. Oh, that's not good. When things start pinging at a salvage yard, that usually means someone's up to no good, okay? So anyway, they are sifting through all the video around town GPS data. And you don't want to mess with the Okamolgi Police Department because they're on it. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But Okamalgi, I already showed you where they're at.

I mean, Tulsa is right here. Oak Mulggy is right there. And that's kind of on the outskirts of Bigfoot country in Oklahoma. You know what I'm talking about? The Choctaw Nation all around there in Oklahoma. a bigfoot country. So, you know, Muskogee,

maybe they got taken away. I don't know. Could be Bigfoot. Could be Bigfoot. But they don't know yet. They're still looking. So if you have seen any of these guys, somebody said that they saw them at the smoke shop

on the other side of town. Way over there on the other side of Okalgi. And one witness says, that who they reported seeing all four men walking down the street at 2 a.m. So, okay, if you have any knowledge of the whereabouts of Mark Chastain, Billy Chastain, Mike Sparks, or Alex Stevens of Oak Mugge, please contact the oak mulggy police or email me here at chewing the fat

at the blaze.com I'm missing Search of Okamolgi. I like it. I like it a lot. This is coast to coast a. We might have to keep. I got to keep this in the stack, though.

You have to keep this in the stack. I want to know what's going on. What? That's the title of what is going on in Okamolgi. That's my podcast. All right, all right, all right. I'm thirsty, so we're going to the break room. I don't care what time it is.

I need something cold to drink, so let's go, okay? Plus, a little tired. We've been walking around Oak Mugel this time. All right, we're in the break room, but we might as well talk a little crime. So a jury is recommended that the shooter, who killed 17 people at Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. Nicholas Cruz, who pleaded guilty last year to 17 charges of premeditated murder. and the 17 counts of attempted murder. The jury said, no, they had to be unanimous, and it was not unanimous.

Apparently, according to one of the jurists, there was one person on the jury who was adamant that there would be no death penalty for Nicholas Cruz. So they gave life in prison was their recommendation. Now you think to yourself, well, so that's a nice recommendation. Thanks for stopping by. The judge can look at it and go, hey, thank you for your service. Members of the jury, we appreciate your time, your energy, and the knowledge you gave to this case. Thank you.

You've recommended life in prison to Mr. Cruz. However, I'm overturning that and sentencing Nicholas Cruz to death. Courts adjourned. Your Honor, Your Honor, you can't do that. Remember, they changed the law back in 2016 and judges can't overturn recommendations like that for the death penalty?

Tough! Get out of my courtroom. I can't believe we're going to let this kid... Anyway, I mean, that's what happened. Rule of law, I got it. I'm sure, I hope that, you know, nothing will happen to Nicholas in prison. There won't be, there's a lot of slip and falls.

A lot of slip and fall accidents happen in prison. So, just saying it's possible and something bad could happen. Like, he's probably, look, he, the jurist was saying that they thought he had serious. mental problems and my argument to that jurist would be if I was on the jury would be so he's already pled guilty to killing 17 and attempting to kill another 17 let's not waste our money for the next kids 24 now for the next 40 50 60 70 years paying for him to be in prison when we can just

and it's over. I don't use the old sparky anymore, Jeff. Okay, I got you. It's death row. But, and we end it. It's done with. He sits in prison on death row

for a couple of years, does a couple of appeals. Oh, sorry. We're done. Get out of here. Done. And you know, you can give me the arguments. You know how I feel about the death penalty.

You're a bad guy. Sorry. And what if they were wrong? We've got people on death row where we find out they were wrong. Sorry about it. I know. I know. I'm sorry.

But I just find it really difficult to believe that we did not give Nicholas Cruz the death penalty. That's all. That's all. I see where we're sticking with crime. I see where, uh, Cuba Gooding Jr. Will not get jail time. Huh.

Really? Yeah. Now, he pleads guilty to harassment in the forcible touching case. I love that. So he's not going to serve any jail time in his forcible touching case. He pled out and we're done. They're a little mad. A little anger.

The accuser is a little pissed. He will not. have a criminal record with the non-violent harassment violation. If he fails to comply with the terms of the deal over the past, he faces jail time, got it. So the accuser was not satisfied with the punishment and called the plea a betrayal. Wow. So he was arrested back in 2019 for groping and unwanted touching.

more than a dozen women came forward and accused the actor of inappropriate behavior over the years Yeah, well that, okay, so and I'm not standing up for Cuba and I'm sure he's got some other issues but that really doesn't have anything to do with this particular case, but okay.

The judge ruled two of the women could testify. Why not? They let them testify in Harvey Weinstein's case. He's all over the plot. Let them all testify. Who cares? It doesn't matter. Let them all testify in Alex Jones trial.

Let them all testify. They all had, they all felt bad. And they all had bad things happen around them. So put them on the stand and make the people on trial look even worse. Put them on the stand. Get out. Guilty. That's what we're doing.

Anyway, uh, uh, uh, settled the deal. And don't forget we've got Harvey speaking of Harvey. He's still on trial in L.A. We got Kevin Spacey back in court as well in New York over the Anthony Rap deal. So it's good times during our crime segment.

Some big-name people in front of judges in our crime segment. Oh, we've got to stick with crime. Hold on. I have one more crime story about monkeys. You can feel safer now. The police in India have arrested the two men that were training monkeys to steal cash and other items of value. So in New Delhi, it's been a long problem with the marauding gangs of monkeys. Yeah, because they don't want to say, hear, little monkey.

Yeah, they don't want to do that. So they're out there, marauding monkeys all over the place. So now it's emerged at least one criminal gang has been training the monkeys to rob people on the streets. But they've busted the two people. So that doesn't mean that the crimes are going to stop, but it does mean that what they would do is people would get in the rickshaws when they were in New Delhi, and then the monkeys would hop in,

and people would kind of just kind of freak out. They'd be kind of overwhelmed with the monkeys and the rickshaw, and then the guys would hop in and take all the stuff and leave. So it really wasn't the monkeys that was stealing, but they were working on containing the people with, the monkeys. Kind of a good idea actually. But, I mean, if you're not going to say, here a little monkey, come here. If you're not going to do that, then let's use them.

I mean, we're already talking about how monkeys are evolving. They're saying now that because of, you know, the humans and climate change, monkeys are evolving into new humans. like race. Oh, why? Well, they're leaving trees. Climate change and deforestation are driving monkeys out of the trees.

Now, this is the same evolutionary leap that led our distant ancestors of the path to humanity. Is it? Okay. All right. There's a couple of arguments against that. I'll let them go for now. So somewhere between three and four million years ago,

mankind's most distant ancestors stopped swinging in trees and started walking on the ground. Now there's a case to be made that that didn't happen that way. I don't know who does that case, though. There's a book somewhere. I read a book somewhere. Talks about, I don't know. Humans.

I don't know, something like, I don't know, five or six thousand years ago. I forget. It starts with a B. It starts with a B. B. That was it, the Bible. That was it. Oh, silly me.

These people are stupid. So a study based on 150,000 hours of observations of 47 tree-dwelling primate species, living across almost 70 sites in Madagascar and the Americas, have shown the change in habitat is a global trend. Wow. So Giuseppe Donate, Giuseppe Donate from Oxford Brooks University. I love Oxford Brooks University.

Says the tree dwellers are being forced to the ground to seek shade and water as temperatures in the forest continue to rise. let's just say for a moment that temperatures are rising. Let's pretend that this is actually true. Okay, you and me. We're just sitting here. Let's pretend. We're in the break room.

We're just sitting here. Take a sip. Take a sip. Have a drink. Have a drink. Take a sip of your coffee or your soda. Whatever you drink. What are you drinking over there?

Tea? Good for you. I hope it's green tea because it's good for you. Just take a sip of whatever you drink. And let's think about this for a second. Let's pretend for a second that the earth is bubbling on the surface right now. Just so hot.

It's so hot. The monkeys can't even live in trees because we've cut them down, but now they can't even live on the surface of the planet because it's so hot. So what are they, so it's not hot enough,

so it's not bubbling yet, right? It's just getting warmer. So it's not bubbling yet. We're cutting down trees and it's getting warmer, but it's not bubbling on the surface so they're able to live on the land. Right, okay.

So what, that means that they're adapting. That's what we do as humans. That's what they're doing. They're adapting. So I'm kind of okay with it, to be honest. I'm not going to take away from what we need as humans. Humans, number one on the planet, all other beings below us.

That's just the way it is. Sorry to disappoint you, okay? Sorry. But we know now that monkeys are evolving and they're living on the ground with us. So if they start to take over, I know my plan. Here, a little monkey. When I got a great deal on a great gift at Winners,

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Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting. Winners, find fabulous for less. So I see a pair of Levi jeans from the 1880s has just sold at auction. for more than $87,000 for a pair of jeans. All right. Now, the genes were found in an abandoned mine by a denim archaeologist.

I mean, that's a gig I didn't know existed. Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize to the denim archaeologist, but I didn't know that was a gig. But apparently it is. I don't know if he got any money. if the 87 grant goes to him or her, how dare you? I don't know if 87 goes to the person

who is the denim archaeologist but the genes were bought by two people. One person paid like 90% and the other person paid like 10%. I don't know how that's going to work. But they are good with it. Apparently they were found about five years ago in the American West by Michael Harris.

So it is a he, or at least I don't know how. How does he? What is he? I don't know. I don't know. We'll just go over that. Michael Harris is his name. Who has looked in at least 50 abandoned mines for five years

and has not found a pair of equal quality. So as a denim archaeologist, he has found other genes. Just not of this quality. and by the way I mean so what 10 mines a year I think we can do better than that

Michael let's pick up the pace a little bit 10 mines a year and you get the title of denim archaeologist okay that's all right whatever no problem anyway congratulations to the pair that won the

one the jeans in auction in the 1880s Levi's jeans in auction so let's see they also bear witness oh no oh no they also bear witness

to a dark episode in the country's history an inside pocket is printed with the phrase the only kind made by white labor Levi's needs to be shut down I want Levi's clothes down now

Well, they explained that the company used this slogan after the introduction of the Chinese Exclusion Act in 1882. How often do you think of that? The Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882. Every day, almost. I can't go a day without thinking of the Chinese Exclusion Act in 1882, which barred Chinese laborers from entering the U.S. So Levi's dropped both this policy and the slogan in the 1890s.

Yeah, because they really were. realized we could get the Chinese to work a lot cheaper. Bring them in. We got railroads to build. Oh, wait, that's why they, never mind. Just stop it. Just stop it. And the act was actually repealed. It took till 1943 to repeal the Chinese Exclusion Act in 1882.

Well, thank God they did because, my gosh, we would not want to love. label inside a pair of jeans saying the only kind made by white labor. Wow. I hate even saying it. I hate even saying it. Who died

today? Who died today? Yes. Superman. Well, the gay Superman died today. I know. I know. Jonathan Kent.

took the reins as the metropolis superhero, and it didn't do well. Nobody was buying it. Son of Cal L. After 18 issues, it's dead. Have a nice day. Sorry. People were not thrilled with the gay Superman.

They didn't realize that, you know, they had all these characters that, you know, during COVID, they had Superman wearing a mask. that really kind of irked me. Because I don't know if you know this or not. First of all, Superman is not real. And B, he's Superman.

So things on this planet don't affect him. But anyway, you don't have to worry about it anymore. So the DC Comics gay Superman is dead after 18 copies. editions, not copies. Oh my gosh. That's probably all they did sell was 18 copies. But they weren't they didn't sell very many, but it was 18 additions, not copies. Okay. Still dead though. I see where Sandra Bullock is looking to sell her

avocado citrus farm and house out in California seems like a good price. So 91 acres avocados and citrus farm 6 million bucks That seems like a good price 91 acres in California now

You know the avocados I mean those have got to just be A fortune to water Avocados from Mexico Yeah no but these aren't from Mexico They're from California Although I don't know where the seeds came from But

Six million bucks seems like a pretty good price But it's got to be a fortune watering them And with water restrictions now I mean avocados are going to You're going to, you know, the avocados that are going to be left are going to be just the... Avocados from Mexico. Yeah, because California ones are going to be dried up. So anyway, she's selling her 91-acre farm in Valley Center, California.

Six million bucks. The residents consist of three lots consisting of 6,000 square feet of the main home and nearly 200 organic avocado trees nearing maturity. Ooh, that means you got a... It'll get some on a conveyor belt, start rotating. You want some of the young ones growing up in the back 40. So I guess she bought the place and the avocados where trees were already growing. And she was like, hey, not everybody wants their avocados from Mexico.

And everybody wants that. So I'm just going to grow them here. I'm going to grow them here. A secluded retreat right here. So the property contains four bedroom suites, each with an outdoor space. and a private entry. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a chicken coop, solar panels,

an electric charging station within the residence. Nice. And just pull in and plug the old Tesla in. Although I told you about the other electric car that I saw the other day on the road, the lucid or whatever it was, a bad boy was beautiful.

So if you're looking for, if you're looking for, you know, an avocado ranch from California and that doesn't grow. Avocados from Mexico Then, you know, Sandra Bullock's got the place for you for $6 million. She's a property mogul, though.

I was just looking at all her properties. She's got a lakefront mansion in Austin, Texas, townhouse in New York City, Gothic Victorian Mansion in New Orleans. She's got a place in Wyoming, her little log cabin. I love how that's tucked away in Jackson Hole. Yeah, okay.

think is it tucked away all right uh so i mean that's she's got plenty of she's got the beverly hills house right she's got that place because you can't just have the avocado rent hello sandry bullock i've got to be able to come into l.a for a while what about if i want to go to the beach yeah well there's a couple of places that she owns down on malabo as well so i mean sanders doing okay So it seems like, six million bucks for 91 acres in California Seems like a pretty good deal. But how do I know? You know, and speaking of houses in California,

I see, you know, Patrice Cullors, the founder of Black Lives Matter, has taken such a beating, and deservedly so, that she spent all this money on homes from people giving from the foundation of BLM. And she's taken such a beating of having her house in L.A. there. Well, I was looking at, and the headline is, you know, she's doing renovations on her backyard of her posh L.A. home. Okay, well, first of all, the house is $1.4 million in L.A. That's a dump in L.A. I mean, seriously, that is literally not, and it's a nice home.

It's not a dump. It's a nice home for a million bucks. I mean, Sandra Bullock has got her beach house in Malibu that's, that's, that's, that's, That's just her beach house dump for $5 million. Right? She's got the, and so she's this $1.4 million home that Patrice is in. The point of it is that she's getting the money

from Black Lives Matter from the foundation. People are giving it to her. And she's just saying, oh, I'm important and I'm taking the money. That's the problem. But the house itself into paying a canyon for $1.4 million. I mean, it's $2,500. 80 square feet, three bedroom, three bathroom. Patrice, they gave you like $100 million to the foundation.

Could have got a better place than that, man. What are you doing? You just buy the place up at Topanga Canyon? Seems like you could have done better. Again, though, maybe it's just me. What do I know? Here's something to think about. All right.

What is greater? What is greater? The distance from the International Space Station and the Earth or Fort Worth, Texas to Houston, Texas.

Fort Worth, Texas to Houston, Texas or the distance from the International Space Station and Earth. What is greater? Do you have an answer for me? No, this is not what's the lie, because what's the lie is just a headline.

I'm just asking a question. See, I want you to ponder it a little bit as you're listening to Chewing the Fat. I'll tell you the answer. I'll tell you the answer. You don't have to email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You don't have to say it on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook or Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You should subscribe. If you're listening to this show right now and you're not a subscriber, I mean, you need to

subscribe. It's free. And you should subscribe. If you're listening to it because someone else said hey, listen under my account, you're a freeloader. Nobody likes a freeloader. Subscribe. All right. You should also be a subscriber to Blaze TV. That costs money.

You go to blazTV.com slash Jeffey get you discount. I don't know. At one point, I think it was a million dollars off. I don't think it's that anymore. That was for a limited time only. I think we're back just down to maybe 10 or 20 bucks up. I don't know, though. I don't know.

I haven't been there in a while. It could be a whole lot more than what it was at one point. But blazedtv. You subscribe to BlazeTV. That helps keep this show free. Thank you very much. Okay. So what's greater?

You've been pondering it now for a little bit. Bring the kids in. Come here. Come here. All right. Hey, sit down. Shh. I want you to know.

That's all right. What is farther away? Okay. The International Space Space. to the Earth or Fort Worth, Texas to Houston, Texas. Okay. Now you go ahead. Hurry up.

I'll let you Google real quick. Fort Worth to Houston is 261.8 miles. Okay. So now you've Googled that. Don't Google the space station. All right. That's just cheating. But it is Fort Worth to Houston because.

The space station is only 250 miles. So, see, you got a little smarter today. Thanks to chewing the fat. You're welcome. It's Friday. That means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie?

Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four. Count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's why we call it, what's the lie. Welcome to our contestant, Martin Garcia. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you?

I know you, I mean, a producer, board operator. Yep. What else are you around here? Janitor. Janitor. Cook. The traffic enforcer? Yep.

Traffic enforcer right here at our intersection. Awesome. Have you taken out the traffic? trash yet or anything like that? I mean, you're pretty much due all. Really? Yeah, yeah. Are you going to make that happen? I know. Starting to stink up in here. Thank you very much. So I appreciate you coming on and playing

what's the lie. Of course. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. No problem. So are you ready to play? Yeah, let's go. All right. I got our headlines. One's a lie. Man sues Texas Pete after learning hot sauce is not actually made in Texas. Headline number two. Little Debbie mascot

comes out as gay on national coming out day earlier this week. Headline number three. Leader of Belarus gifts Putin a tractor for his 70th birthday. Headline number four. A person claims they made $200,000 last year ghostwriting tweets for superstar VCs.

Those are your four headlines. One of them is the lie. Mansus Texas Pete after learning hot sauce is not actually made in Texas. Little Debbie Mass. Scott comes out as gay on National Coming Out Day earlier this week. Leader of Belarus gifts Putin a tractor for his 70th birthday. A person claims they made 200 grand last year,

ghostwriting tweets for superstar VCs. Those are your four headlines, Martin. Which one? I'm sorry. What's the lie? What's the lie? Let's see. I feel like the man gifting Putin attractor is the lie,

because I feel like Putin thinks he deserves a little bit more than a tractor. And I feel like if you're giving him a tractor, you're getting beheaded. Oh, that is, we wanted you to win too desperately. I had a brand new great prize for you and everything. But no, I'll say. So, hey, thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the Lie? It's a subsidiary of Chewing the Fed Enterprises.

All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I. Wait, hold on, though. Yeah, the game show's over. You lost. Get out. But what's the lie? The little Debbie mascot coming out as gay, a national coming out day.

You could buy it, though, because it could happen. It could happen. It could happen. It could happen. I mean, Madonna. could have been eating a little Debbie on her way out to coming out the other day. And it had been all good. So, yeah, no, the leader of Belarus gave Putin a gift certificate for a tractor.

Wow. Yeah, because I guess Belarus is famous for making tractors or something. Really? Yeah, so he gave, John Deere's? I would say no. I would guess that the Belarus tractors are not John Deers. I don't know that, though. But he gifted him, gave him a coupon.

Hey, Vlad. Not even a tractor. Not didn't even show up with a tractor. Just a coupon. Hey, here's a happy birthday. Don't kill me. I know you're in the middle of invading Ukraine, but let me just slide this. I got a coupon here for a tractor.

Go ahead and say, happy birthday, bro. The balls. The balls. Absolutely. Thanks. We'll see you later. Thanks. Get out.

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