Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 986 | Just Let Him be…

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

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We'd love to talk. Business. Blaze Radio Network And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Unilever, United States, has issued a voluntary product recall to the consumer level of select lot codes of dry shampoo aerosol products. Now, those are the ones that were produced prior to October of 2021, from Dove, Nexus, suave, TG, I think that's how you say it,

GIGI, rockaholic and bedhead, along with Tracom, due to potentially elevated levels of benzene. Now, I thought we were told it was okay. I thought at one point we were told, ah, sure, it's in there, there's benzene in there, but don't worry about it, you're fine. Well, apparently not, and we know that benzene is classified as a human carcinogen. So we know that exposure to benzene can occur by inhalation orally, and through the skin, and it can result in cancers, including leukemia, blood cancer of the bone marrow, blood disorders, which can be life-threatening.

Uh, yeah. Uh, humans around the world have daily exposures to it indoors and outdoors from multiple sources. However, this recall is done by Unilever U.S. out of an abundance, say it with me, an abundance of caution. Ha ha ha ha ha. Of course, they have not. received any reports of adverse events to date relating to this recall. So if you use any of those products, know that they are being recalled, you can return them to the point of purchase or just throw them away and don't worry about it, what have you.

There's, I don't know, there's 20 some products that are being recalled. 26, 26 separate UPC code products from 1.5 ounces to 7.3 ounces. I think that was the largest product that they had, the 7.3 ounce product, and the rest of them are below that. But if you use the dry shampoos, know that they are being, those particular ones are being recalled, and you should take them back or make sure that the product you have under your counter in the bathroom is a product that isn't being recalled.

Okay? Out of an abundance of caution. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So are you ready to get chipped just to pay for goods? We've talked about it before. And I know that, you know, many of you, including myself at times, say that, you know, hour, I'm ready.

Just give me the chip. Boop. I don't want to have to think about it. I just want, boop. And I want to be able to pay. I don't want to carry my wallet. I don't want any of that. However, you still have to have ID and everything to carry along.

So it doesn't make a lot of sense just to have a chip for one thing. I'm reading a story about a guy in London, this Arnie Z-O-K-E, who paid money to put a bank chip in his hand. It's a microchip bank card implant in the... top of his hand or depending on who you're talking to it's if I'm talking to you it's the top of my hand if I'm talking to my wife it's the back of my hand you get my point anyway it's right there that's right there and he paid to get it put in with the bank card implant he said people kind of look at him like hey it's kind of cool and he has to hold it just right it takes a bit of learning

It's like a normal card, but you have to be more precise with where you tap. Oh, okay. Now, it means that he doesn't have to keep a wallet with him all the time. He said the last time he used cash, he lost the cash and his work pass card. But he still has to have all of that because it's just his bank card. Because they even say in the story, well, you know, they could use this for all kinds of things. You could use this for your passport or any information. Yeah, that's the point of it to have all your information on this card.

Plus, with this bank card, it goes out of date in a few years. Like a regular bank card, he has to get a new card. So he's going to have to go back in and pay for a second surgery to put the new chip in. So they're making him pay the first time and they're making him pay the second time when it goes out of date. Why not just give it to him without have it going out of date? I don't understand. I will say that in the story they talk about the 4,000 people in Sweden who already have body chips linked to their bank accounts. So it's coming.

It's coming for passports. It's coming for tickets. It's coming for driver's licenses. And for sure, I mean, it's already here. our bank accounts. Now, am I ready for it? I kind of am. I don't know that I know. I know. It's not. Is the mark of the beast on the top of my hand or the back of my hand for my bank card? Maybe it is. Maybe it is. I don't know. But I like the idea of not having to worry about carrying the stupid car around. It's for convenience. I know. That's the problem. That's how they get you.

it's just for the convenience just so I can and I'm good I just have it with me all the time I wouldn't advertise it though I feel like that's a mistake oh you're the guy with the chip and then off my hand comes as you take my chip away

I don't know maybe it's just me but congratulations to Arnie Schrock S-Z-O-K in London who has his microchipped bank card implanted in his hand. Good for him. Good for him. Good for you.

I hope it's everything you want it to be. So we're almost there with the chips and having them implanted so we can do whatever we want and not have to worry about carrying information around with this separately at all times. Now I see where UC Berkeley's Auto Lab has developed a new robotic method of folding garments at a record speed. Okay, so how does that work? Because they're using a machine

version of a neural network called bi-manual manipulation. It's called bi-manual manipulation network, the buy-mama-net. And a pair of industrial robot arms. So speed folding can now fold

30 to 40 randomly positioned garments per hour, usually finishing each within two minutes. Now, I know that, I mean, the old way was three or six folds per hour, which is a loo moving. You'd fire somebody. If they were only, they were working at your laundromat only folding three to six pieces of garments per hour.

Yeah, no, that's not going to happen. You're out. Have a nice day. So I don't know how, apparently the bi-manual system, because you're not. you got to know what kind of product it is right too if i'd like to have one in the washroom where you just you know you take your clothes out of the dryer you throw it on a table and you fire up the old buy mama met what's the name of it again the uh buy mama net you fire that bad boy up and it folds all your clothes i'm good for it you know for about eight billion dollars probably but it's coming to be

cheap it on the market soon but what happens is is that you have to show what kind of product it is right, it's got to be programmed, whether it's a shirt or shorts or socks or underwear, t-shirts, however, whatever you need folding. The machine has to know what kind of fold you want, right? So apparently they studied, you know, like 4,300 humans in machine-assistic examples, but they've got to have a camera that takes a look at the clothes. So it studies that with two arms, the old robot only. they had one arm and then it would fold, you know, each garment with the one arm.

And that's where you got three to four folds per hour, because it would just slow move the folds with the one arm. So as long as you have a camera that shows what the product is and then it's programmed to fold whatever that product is a certain way, then you're going to, you know, you're fine. However, I'm guessing that until it has some learning capability, you're going to program, well, you know, now we're folding shirts, now we're folding underwear, now we're folding socks. So it's one garment, one particular kind of garment at a time. But it's coming. It's coming.

And I'm kind of a fan because, you know, hey, let's take jobs away from humans. All right. Let's take more jobs away from humans. And this is a way to do it. We'll create robots. at UC Berkeley using the Buy Mama Net Neural Network, and we'll get it folding clothes so that we don't have to have anyone, whether they identify as a man or a woman,

or whatever they identify as, folding clothes in the back room at the laundry, because you've got your robot doing it for you. Okay? All right, good. I mean, it won't be long. We're going to have the robots in the house being the servants as they clean and do everything around the home,

and we're putting humans out of work. And so what are the, what are the housekeepers and the laundry people going to do? That's a sad day. It's a sad day when you have robot housekeepers taking over, taking over housekeeping jobs.

Right? Right. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, my gosh. So it's disappointing news. For me, I know for you, of course, too. Nobody won the Powerball.

So it's $680 million as of right now at the time of this recording on the 25th of October, 2022. Wow, the 25th of October, that's my oldest son's birthday. Happy birthday, Elvis, happy birthday. 680 million, 326.1 million cash value. I didn't win, and neither did you. I got an email from someone saying that they always, every time the Powerball or Mega Millions gets to 500 million, I always pray, let it be me.

God finally answered me and said, Hey, John, meet me halfway, buy a ticket. I mean, that's the lot of commercial, right? You can't win if you don't play. Hello. And my favorite lotto commercial, and I don't even know if it's a real lottery commercial, it was more of a joke,

but it was the guy with the body sign that says the end is near, and the caption is, bet he'd feel different if he won the lottery. Amen to that. So, Yay's world starting to unravel. We talked a lot about what he's got going on yesterday, but then I see that his attorney, Camille Vasquez, you remember her from the Johnny Depp trial,

and the top talent agency, CAA, dropped Yeh, over the backlash over his anti-Semitic rants. And yesterday, Adidas, Adidas, was still holding out not so fast. They terminated its partnership with Yeh, unacceptable, hateful, and dangerous. over his anti-Semitic outbursts, and they are cutting off everything. So anything to do with Yeh and Adidas is over.

That might put a cringe in the old billionaire status for Yeh. We'll see. I don't know, but I know, you know, there's been multiple corporate partnerships cutting ties with Yeh. And so we shall see. We shall see. I mean, I see where everybody's quick to forgive Will Smith now. And I say quick to forgive.

I mean, it's been a little while yet. But we're all ready to let Will back into our good graces now, right? He had his big emancipation movie screening. And they all were there, Chappelle and Rock and Tyler Perry. And they all took a nice big selfie. And they said, hey, yep, we're. You know, he did an impression of a perfect person for 30 years, and he ripped his mask off and showed us he was as ugly as the rest of us. So I hope he doesn't put his mask back on again and lets his real face breathe.

I see myself in both men. That was Dave Chappelle speaking. I don't know if I'm ready to let Will back in. You know, I like Will, and I enjoy a ton of his work. No question about it. But that whole thing at the Oscars. was just a little bit much for me. Ah, look, you know, absolutely.

Did he rip his mask off? Was he pretending to be the perfect guy? Okay, I guess. You know, if the work, let the man work, I don't think we should cut him off from his work, but it better be worthy. And, you know, I'll see his work and see if it's worthier. I mean, they still gave him the Oscar.

I think they've taken it all away from him now, but they still gave him the Oscar for King Richard. with the Williams sisters, which was awesome movie, by the way, and I enjoyed the heck out of that film. So, I mean, he deserved it. For him to react to the way he did to a Chris Rock joke,

I feel like we are not getting the whole story there. I just feel like we're not getting the entire story. So maybe Chappelle and Perry and all of them know the whole story and are willing to, you know, let it go. and just call it ripping off the mask and pretending to be the perfect guy for 30 years and now all is forgiven and we're good to go. All right.

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possibly being back I mean I guess he is we have to just agree that he's back now. But I see where Henry Cavill is back as Superman. Yes, for those of you that saw Black Adam, and I did not see Black Adam this weekend, but apparently there's a little cameo of Superman in the movie.

And he posted on his Instagram this weekend. He wanted to wait for the movie to be done with for the first weekend, that he is back as Superman. So, we have Henry Cavill as Superman.

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very sad in our Who Died Today segment. Leslie Jordan dead at 67 years of age. I loved Leslie Jordan. He's, you know, an Emmy winning actor. He's, you know, really was an LGBTQIA plus icon. He suffered from some sort of medical emergency before his car crashed into a building in Los Angeles. You know, he was known for being in Will and Grace, an American Horror story.

And then during the, during COVID, the heat of COVID, he was, you know, an Instagram star. He started posting stuff on Instagram a couple times a day, which was awesome and hilarious. So we don't know. There's no cause of death yet, you know, whether he had some sort of medical emergency and then smashed his car into a building in L.A. Very sad. Leslie Jordan. He had started, he was going to start making albums. He was doing his hym singing on Sundays on his Instagram and then they decided to cut some albums, some of the old hymns that he used to sing. He was just a, a fun person. I never met him. I wish I had. I would have loved to have met

Leslie and I, you know, had reached out a couple times commenting on some stuff that he did, but never met him very sad so anyway Leslie Jordan at the age of 67 dead rest in peace Leslie Jordan also my man Amu Hajji known as the dirtiest man in the world has passed away as well he was 94 years of age I know he spent 60 years without washing only finally a few months ago, they scrubbed him down and they made him wash. And that's what killed him. Bastards,

should have just left him alone. The man's gone all this time without cleaning himself. Just leave him alone. That's what he wants to do. So a few months ago, the villagers took him to a bathroom to wash him for the first time in years. Holy cow, just leave the man alone.

Apparently he had not washed, I said, for 60 years. He had not washed. washed for 67 years. Now, the neighborhood, or people in the, you know, where he lived, built him a little concrete hut to live in because he was just sleeping in a hole in the ground for many years. And so they built him this little concrete hut to live in, which I thought was nice of him.

You know, what he's, that's the way he was. He didn't want to take a shower. He's, he used to, he's known for, uh, smoking animals. feces out of an old pipe rather than tobacco. I mean, who among us? He had an old water pipe near his home that he used to smoke animal feces out of. What are you going to do? You got to smoke?

You got to smoke? You haven't washed in 60 years. He might as well fire up some animal poop too, right? He was 94. 94 years old. I mean, come on. So I guess he just decided, look, I can't live like the rest of you people. And I'm just not going to wash.

I'm not going to clean myself. And I would rather eat rotten porcupine and smoke animal feces and drink from a rusty oil can than live like you people. Okay? All right. So leave me alone. And they couldn't. It was nice of them to build them a little shit. shack, but then they have to, you know, hose him down, which then brings in all the diseases.

He was, he had, that was his cloaking device. The dirt was his cloaking device from disease. And they washed it off. What happens? He gets sick and he dies. So the next time you run into someone like my man, Haj, I think it's Haaz or Hajee, H-A-J-I, he just, you know, leave him be. He doesn't want to, he doesn't want to clean.

He wants to smoke animal poop and. drink, drink out of a oil can and eat rotten porcupine. Let them, okay, let them. Anyway, haji, amu haji, dead at 94. Also, earlier this month or a month or so ago, in our Who Died Today segment, we had the Sachine Little Feather, right? She was the one who, the Indian, activist who

accepted or didn't accept the Academy Award for Marlon Brando. We played the audio of her bit. The Academy apologized to her, right? She was a big time proponent of Native Americans and part of

not your mascot. Well, now we find out from her sisters that it was all fraud. It was not real. Wait, what? Yeah. She was born Marie-Louise Cruz, nicknamed Deb. There's

no evidence to suggest anything but white heritage on her mother's side and Mexican on her father's. Wait, what? Yes, that's right. So Sachin Little Feather was given her name during the Native American occupation

at Alcatraz. But she was never actually there. So the whole thing was just a fraud. Brando met Littlefeather through Coppola, Francis Ford, that is, and at the time she was trying to break into Hollywood and had already done a shoot for Playboy, which ultimately would be published after her appearance at the Academy Awards, right? The last thing we as native women want, and wanted anyone to think of us was as sex objects. Wait, okay. She wore traditional clothing, made the short statement. Yeah, we played all that. Welch and Eastwood both made snide comments

afterwards. Little Feather later said she was blacklisted from the industry. Right. We talked all about that. They went on forever and they treated her like crap there when she wouldn't accept the award and Brando had her come out there, do her little things. So she was, according to her sisters, this particular, the way that she was treated with admiration was troubling. Okay, so Sassi, little feather, still dead, but a fraud. Okay, so I was going to say that these people were, you know, lucky to be alive, and maybe they are, and I guess aren't we all, yes, we're all lucky to be alive.

But this story is a weird story, so this family gets stuck in a cave, the Grand Canyon cave, for more than 26. hours, right? They went into the cave just before noon on Sunday, and they were stuck in the caves for more than 26 hours. Okay. So five people have been rescued from the tourist attraction after a malfunction with the elevator. Now, the way they made this sound, the Grand Canyon cavern, the elevator broke

and trapped five people. But they were down in the suite area, so they were using the hotel. They stayed overnight. they were trapped overnight, but the visitors were not confined to an elevator car. They were allowed to enjoy the $1,000 a night suites and other facilities.

Well, isn't that nice? They were stuck. Sure, go ahead and use the stuff that's down there. That's nice of them. So the party of eight had booked a 45-minute tour of the historic site. Five of them were trapped overnight after an elevator reportedly

malfunctioned. Okay, so then there was some of the group that used the stairway to go up, right? And the others had to be hoisted up through the shaft. Okay, each rescue taken about 25 minutes to complete. The daughter-in-law was stuck at the bottom of the shaft with her two young daughters. Her husband Michael took the opportunity to use the narrow fire escape stairs and drum up more help. So he went up the stairs and got some help. That's special. So some of them, made their way up the rickety fire escape with their five-month-old

and the two-year-old daughter holding the railings for about ten hours underground. Okay, so they were able to climb out. Really, really weird. Said the guests were unable to get escape the caverns. Spokesman for Cochino County, John Paxson, said the guests are unable to get escape the caverns because the stairway system is similar to an old external fire escape and there are concerns about safety. Well, they worked, right?

The one guy, at least one of them, used it. Okay. And before going on the tour, they were assured that it was handicapped accessible. The one daughter said she was frustrated. It's 22, almost 2023. I think handicapped accessible should be definitely be advanced by now. You have nothing for somebody in a wheelchair to get out? Well, okay.

So they got you out. They have the sweets down at the bottom, which you were able to stay. And I guess. So the Grand Canyon Caverns allow people to dine 21 stories underground inside a cave. According to the family, they did not get their food. Those bastards, the elevator was broke and they didn't get their food. But their first meal, and they did get food, finally, after waiting several hours and are considering legal action, Shut up!

The elevator broke. What are you doing? No injuries are reported while they were in the caverns, which have a six-person hotel suite and food service with the guests being put up for the night by the hotel. The natural limestone caverns said to be the largest dry caverns in the U.S. Hockerpah, the desert region, southwest of Grand Canyon and National Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The caverns were said to have been created by natural forces. Yeah, yeah, we get it. 65 million years ago. Yeah, we got it. So the elevator broke. They, some of them were stuck down there because they couldn't climb the ladders or stairways back out of the, and I wouldn't want to do that either, 21 stories. No, thank you. I'll wait. I'm right here. You get that elevator working. We're good. All right, we're good. But they didn't get it working. They had to, they had to wench them out. It's just really weird. It wasn't as bad as they made it seem. So they're down there living in the hotel swimming. with some kind of food. They did get some kind of food for 26 hours.

Okay. You know, for a day. I mean, if you start freaking out a little bit, I'll grant you. I don't want to be 21 stories below the earth for 26 hours. But, you know, you went down there on your own. And, you know, they got out. So, shut up. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes.

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What do we need that for? Seriously. First of all, how does that prove? that they were assaulted because they're talking about the district attorney said in his opening statement that they'll recall allegedly sexually assaulting each of them. And as a result of the surgery the defendant had in 1999, he's told the jury as a 70-year-old Weinstein shook his head because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put on his inner thighs.

none of the Jane Does will describe his anatomy perfectly. Most of them will be able to describe these abnormalities that they observed during the assaults. Well, they could have observed them during consensual sex as well. I don't understand how this proves anything that they were, how this proves that they were assaulted. It's really, really, really weird.

And plus we have the governor's wife taking the stand. You know, it's really, it's Jennifer Seibel Newsom among the accusers. She's identified as Jane Doe number four. She met the defendant when she was a powerless actor trying to make her way

in Hollywood. Uh-huh. But there's emails of her asking for his help after this after this accusation of her being assaulted by Hart. So really weird. We'll see.

This case is just fascinating to me. Really, really, really fascinating. I know Jane Doe one sobbed as she recounted how Weinstein forced his way into her room at around 12 a.m. And allegedly demanded that she suck his while he did things to himself. That's not funny. I'm not laughing. Please, I'm not laughing in any of this. It's disgusting.

The disgraced producer allegedly raped her. Exactly. You can't have that. It's agonizing. But, I mean, was it rape or was it, you know, consensual sex? I feel like a lot of this was consensual. And we're just going to go ahead and throw Harvey in jail because he's a bad guy and we don't like him anymore. So, I mean, if we're okay with that, if we're okay with, we just don't like him and he's

bad guy and he's a dirt bag and we don't like him we're just going to throw him in jail all right all right we're okay with that all right throw him in jail make sure you get all their money first uh you know he's not alone make sure you take him to court you get all their money you take any access away from how they make their living and then if that doesn't work if that doesn't seem to be enough let's throw them in jail okay all right good let's do that those of you that were wondering wow did apple tv raise their prices yeah They sure did. They increased their subscription prices to Apple TV Plus and Apple Music,

citing the expansion of its streaming content library and higher music licensing cause. That's a good excuse, but everybody's raising their prices. So good luck. God bless. Somebody's going to have to start making cuts. And we're going to have to make cuts soon. I thought Beyond Meat was done, by the way. I thought they were over.

guess not, the Beyond Meat Steak Substitute hit the grocery store shelves. And the company's looking to bounce back after cutting staff. Yeah, that's what I thought. They were done. The one executive was accused of biting the man's nose off. I guess he didn't bite it off, but he bit the man's nose after a college football game. There was some kind of fight that took place. But, I mean, aside from that, I mean, they were not selling any.

thing. They had deals with all these companies and people weren't buying the product. So now they're hoping that Beyond Meat, you didn't buy it at the fast food stores, which makes sense, I guess, that you're not going to a fast food store for Beyond Meat. So

will you get it at the grocery store to not have meat? You know, maybe, maybe, I guess, maybe. But, you know, I don't want it. But maybe if the meat aisle is empty, and there's a sign that says

Beyond meat, over here, Beyond meat, over here, maybe you give it a shot. You know, they don't have any steak. Well, you know, I can try the Beyond Meat steak. We'll cook that up and see how that one tastes. Okay? All right, good. I guess we can pretend we're in space, right?

That's where we're in space. Go ahead. Try the Beyond Meat. Okay. Thank you. I see where a group of 16 researchers are now going to spend the next nine, months studying unidentified aerial phenomenon.

Speaking of space and NASA. Yes, that's right. UAPs or UFOs. And NASA is going to be studying it. The research will use unclassified data and it will lead to a report that will be made available to the public next year. So they're going to study all this data that is unclassified.

How about we give them some classified information too? We take a look at it. All right. So I know that we had the Pentagon's announcement in July that it would create an office to track reports of UFOs. And earlier this year, Congress held a public hearing on UFOs for the first time in 50 years. Now, NASA continues to call it UAPs. We call it UFOs, whatever, whatever you want to call them. The selected research group includes professors, scientists, and oceanographer, and others who study space.

Former NASA astronaut Scott Kelly and Nadia Drake, a science journalist and contribution. contributing writer at the National Geographic are also among the group's members. Okay. NASA originally announced news of the upcoming study in June, stating that the lack of existing research on UAPs make it difficult to draw scientific conclusions about the nature of such events. The organization maintains that there is no evidence yet that connects UAPs to extraterrestrial life.

Uh-huh. Okay. So you go into it doing that. Okay, with that mindset, please. I mean, we've all, we need them to take a look at some of the classified data as well. But if this is the best we're going to get, then this is the best we're going to get.

And most of the information that we got from the last report was a redacted report as it is. Is that it can't be redacted in this report, right? because this is all unclassified data that they're looking at. They're going to use unclassified data to lead to another report. Well, we can all look at the unclassified data. How much money are we spending on this stupid study to look at unclassified data? I want to know about the classified data and what is happening behind the closed doors. That's what I want.

All right. They didn't ask me. They didn't ask me. So we only have to wait nine whole months for this study, for these people to come out and say, well, you know, we went into this believing that there was no evidence yet to connect UAPs to extraterrestrial life. And we're maintaining that. That's the conclusion of this team's study. We can, here's all the details, but our conclusion at the end is that we still have not enough evidence yet to connect UAPs to extra-teens.

terrestrial life. There, there. I did the study for you. You happy? That's because that's what's going to happen nine months from now. Guaranteed. As long as I'm upset about that, I might as well tell you that a Russian court just upheld U.S. basketball star Britney Griner's nine-year sentence. How this woman is still in prison in Russia is beyond me. And this administration should be embarrassed. They should be embarrassed about a lot of things. But this is agonizing. I mean, do I agree with Brittany Griner? Probably not on very much, if anything. But to have an athlete, a professional athlete from the United States in jail, in Russia,

over some trumped-up stupid pot charge is ridiculous. Oh, Jeff, she broke the law. She admitted it. Did she? Did she? Why, yes, yes, she did. she, it said so right there in the court transcripts and we all saw it happen. I know. I know. And let's just say for the sake of argument, it's true. So get her out of jail. That is agonizing.

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