Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 99 | Fisher Airlines is Back, $424,000 Cashier Check Returned, & Good Bye Doris Day

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

Today's show start with Fisher airlines and once again another person tries to be a good citizen. Then we end with people we lost over the weekend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Just do. So according to a new study by insurance company net quote, you know, I love insurance company, net quote. The average ride share Vee. vehicle has 219 times as many germs as the average taxi nearly three times germier than the average toothbrush holder and more than 35,000 times germier than the average toilet seat don't touch a thing i want i want i want cleaner i want all kinds of disinfectant spray i want to get in the back of my lift and be able to hose it down with Lysol. I want it all just,

ooh. Did you see the email we just got? Wait. Water shot off at 3 p.m. today. What? So you better wash your hands before you know. Yeah. Yeah.

You better watch your. We're recording this now before 3 p.m. in the afternoon. Mm-hmm. Why are they should? All right. What is going on? Are you asking me? It's a lot of day there.

going on in here. Am I missing a queue? Because if I fire this up, the show will begin. So, okay, here we go. This airline stories for you today. So we may go, we may take off from Fisher Air at some point during the podcast. But this story makes the rounds ever so often. And I find, I find myself wondering, I don't think it's fake news, but I just think it's one of

those stories that just makes the rounds ever so often. And it's like, oh, that again. A Florida man. And of course, I would say that 90% of the time happens in Florida man. Yeah. Arrested for driving on top of his sunroof while speeding down the highway. I haven't done that part. So when asked, he said, hey, the car drives itself.

It has a gigantic computer in it. I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute. And I thought it would be nice at the time. And that's what I. did. But, which, and so that isn't even the story. That's what he was arrested for. He was arrested and charged with reckless driving.

That's just a misdemeanor. Big whoop. All right. But he, they were going to let him go. And he said, no, uh, how about you take me to jail? Wait, what? I don't really want to go back home to my wife. She treats me like a servant and she's the mistress. I am tired of this crap.

He used the S word. And so the officers. Took him. Oblised his wishes. Took him off. So it wasn't bad enough that he was just riding on top of the sunroof at speeding rates. It doesn't give up at a road at around 100 miles an hour. It does give a rate.

That's doing some speed, man. And he's praising God. He is praising God. He's asking for God to kill him is what he's doing. If I put it on cruise control, I get up here on the roof, and I get this thing going at 100 miles an hour, and I get up here on the sunroof, and I sit up here, I can ask God to please kill me,

so I do not have to go home to that bitch. God didn't answer. God did not answer. Sorry. Not listening. No, no. God not here. Not today.

No, no. Hello, God. No, no, no, no God here. No, no. No, God here. Oh, my goodness gracious. Okay. Let's go.

Let's take off for Fisher. So, thank you for flying, Fisher Air. We're going to be flying into the city in Australia that we're all flying to. And, uh... Okay, so that happened for 40 minutes. Knocked out? Pilot. He tried to get a hold of him.

He's got the plane on cruise control. Apparently he doesn't want to go home to the wife either. Where's a co-pilot? So it's a trainees pilot. It's an easy flight. He's all by himself. He's just hanging out. Let him go by himself.

It's fine. So I guess he woke up. He didn't get much sleep tonight before. He said, I was fighting a cold. Oh. I didn't really want to eat anything. And so all I had was a chocolate bar and a little juice.

And, you know, I got on the plane and we're into the flight. And I had a little headache. So I put it on autopilot. And for 40 minutes, hello, hello, hello. Is anybody there? Hello, hello. We're trying to get a hold of you. You know you're coming into your landing zone.

Hello. They dispatched another plane to come and take a look for this guy. the other plane is like yeah he looks uh the plane is flying uh pretty smooth pretty straight uh looks like uh i don't know there's his head hanging down we don't know if he's dead we don't know what's going on in there so as they're trying to finally reach out to him he finally I sleepers about 40 minutes like on the word jane we got out oh oh crap oh Hey, this is, this is Fisher here. I don't know what happened, but I got you, man,

don't worry about it, I got it. We're gonna land this thing right where we're supposed to, don't you? I got it. You can tell that other plane is looking at me all right, back off a little bit, he's in my flight line. Hey, how's it going over there? You all right? Listen, I gotta talk to the people that back.

I don't know if I'm going to be concerned. Hello, thank you for flying Fisher. flying fisher uh if you're looking out the looking out the windows you see the other airplane trying to get awful close to us uh how don't you worry they were just a little concerned because uh well for a minute they could get a hold of me yeah i was just i don't know why something was wrong with the mic uh i couldn't hear them but i didn't know what was going on uh you know i know the stewards were trying to bang on the door trying to get in and uh you know nobody could get a hold of me wasn't like i would fall sleep for you.

I was stupid. So we're going to go ahead and take her land. So go ahead, get ready for, prepare for a, prepare for landing. Tremendous. It's okay, so he was fine. Really, the story is really a nothing story except that. No, yeah. You know, everything's fine.

He fell asleep. He put it on, he put it on Curves control. How long was the flight? Do we know? It's about, he was 40 minutes into the flight. The flight's maybe a couple hours. Oh, okay. So, because they were, it's in Australia.

And it's one of the busiest airports. So, you know, he's like, he's like, uh, they're, trying to, you know, dude, there's more planes in the air and we're coming into this airport. You might want to, hey, wake up. So now apparently they've got new rules in place, you know, where they're going to put a bigger emphasis on training to educate pilots out of manage various degrees of fatigue. I don't know. Maybe give him a co-pilot.

Wait, what? Give him a co-pilot. Don't be silly. It's just a little quick jaunt across the country. But still, you got people. 9-11. Quit your whining. I'm just going to say 9-11.

Quit your whining. It's in Australia. Nothing happens in Australia. Wait. What? So, story number two of our airline stories today.

We've been out of a plane and somebody tries to open the emergency door while it's flying. Oh, hell no. I have not. I've never been on a plane where somebody has attempted that. Oh, me neither.

You know, you think about it. And if you have to sit there, you have to give the okay because you have more leg room. You're sitting back in coach, which I despise to begin with. So I usually don't go back there. Yeah, you don't go past the curtain. There's emergency exits back there for those people. Who? So apparently this lady starts freaking out on the plane and tries to, tries to open the

emergency exit. That's me. And that's what well, I thought that's what happened, actually, when you first start reading the story because you get, you get the,

I thank you for flying Delta Airlines. This is your pilot speaking. As you're well aware, we've got the emergency going on, and let's just take control. And I've already alerted LaGuardia that the disturbance by a mentally ill passenger

and the emergency exits are open, and we need two. have an emergency landing crew on the tarmac. They're open? This was my original report. This is my original report to the... We're like to declare an emergency. The forward service door has been opened.

This Delta Flight 5935. We need to crash and fire rescue on the scene. And then the pilot gets a... Hold on, hold on. What? Oh, what? Yeah, let's... Oh, never mind.

Don't worry about it. The situation is under control. Go ahead and call that emergency rescue back. We're fine. No, don't worry about it. Cancel that fire and rescue. We're fine. We just had...

You know, there's just a mentally disturbed passenger trying to open the forward door back there. Don't worry about it. Everything is under control now. So I'm just going to taxi this thing to the gate. We're fine. that pilot needs to get his facts straight before he calls the tower. You know, he had Homeland Security, FBI, CIA, they were like, we're coming down.

I mean, they're lucky they let him taxi to the gate, man. So he taxis to the gate. I mean, they were in there forever because there was no way anybody was getting up that plane. We get the story. We're finding out what's going on. What's happening? You don't call with that? In LaGuarda, New York, again, 9-11.

Are you kidding me right now? So apparently they weren't worried because the door wasn't open. This lady was going crazy. The forward door. Which one is that? The one up to the... Dude, if you look, let's pretend I'm a flight attendant right now. Okay, you're a flight attendant.

I know it's a big reach. Now, are you looking at me? Yes. Okay, all right. And I'm sitting at the plate. Yes, because the people, the people where I sit don't look at the flight attendant during this. Okay. We're busy with our drinks.

Yeah. The mimoses and the hot towels. Waiting for the hot towels. Yeah, hot towels. All right. So I'm looking at you. And not the doors when she points back behind you. Not those.

Not the doors to the middle. To the sides. But the doors to the front. Behind her. The mimoses are. The mimoses are. Oh. Wow.

So everything is fine now. Don't worry about it. Did I say that door was open? You did. You did. I got a little carried away. I got FBI, CIA, Homeland Security. I got a little carried away.

The Patriot Act is being to effect. George Bush has a sign mission accomplished. Airports are being shut down around the country. Yes. We got the president on board of Air Force One, and he's with two different airplanes. Yeah. So, so bad. So anyway, the door was never open.

Such a douche. And according to an aviation expert in this story, Jason Rabinowitz, who, I mean, I don't know if you know Jason or not. Are you kidding me? Okay. Did I have to tell you he was an aviation expert? No. Okay.

We all know here. Yeah, Jason Rabinois. Yes. He claims that he's the aviation expert for travel and leisure. Duh. I mean. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He claims that it's physically impossible to open those doors. I was all. I was wondered.

How difficult is it? When the plane is that cruising altitude, the pressure between the outside of the inside of the plane, door can't open. Because. we had this conversation off air. I know. I always get freaked out. We got idiots making a line to go to the bathroom.

And there's a stupid door right there. And I can think of, wait a minute, all that door is being held by two pins. Because if you look at it, they put the two pins, remove before landing and we'll have whatever they call that. Right, right, right, right. And I'm like, those two pins are saving that door? It's between me and my death is two pins and a doorknob. That's it. So, you know, she just went crazy.

And it doesn't say how they restrained her. She was traveling with her dad and she went crazy. I think that would have been on the story. Had that been the way they restrained her would have been in the story. Well, this is the guy that said, you know, the freaking exit doors open. So you really think he's going to report that? That's a good point. Yes, that guy, man.

The end of the world is happening. No, he's going to report the doors open. And forget about the shots. We need fire and rescue. We need fire. We need fire. We got the, I've got dead. body's all over the plane, everything's going down.

Oh, never mind. Never mind. Everything's fine. Don't worry about it. Maybe he's hitting too much of the, uh... Right. Right? You know, it's coming along with us today.

You know what I was saying? What's that? Somebody's open the door. Somebody's open the door! Yeah, I got to call the tower. The tower, the tower. The tower. We've got the door.

We've got the door. We've got a emergency. rescue emergency everything we've got dead bodies i can hear gunshots going out of the plane i get right hold on a second well turn it never mind a tower is like you're not gonna believe this everything's fine yeah i know i know everything's fine you just oh i'm a Are you kidding me? I mean, they talk to everyone, man. Oh, yeah. So I'm guessing maybe that the dad and a few other people on the plane held her down or trying to calm her down. Well, she was,

there was no comment. They said the one report, the one person who was reporting on Twitter was saying, oh yeah, they got a Twitter report. I was saying that she was screaming and out of her mind and she was being restrained. Oh, just held her. Yeah. They got, you know, the fat. And you need with the crazy people go crazy man you need more than one person to hold them down man you know the fat guy extension yes they hell i'm very well aware of fat guy extensions yeah they just were like shck shh right are you gonna sit right here we're done right you scream and screams you're there okay all right our final airline story we got more the day jeffield or three's the third story yeah you know freaking fisher errors is flying a lot third story yeah we're all we don't worry about okay

Thank you for flying. We're getting ready to, everybody's onboarding the plane now. I want to thank you for flying. We're just getting ready to, as we get this thing boarded, and what's that? What's that? Boop-poop. No, I don't want to come out, so.

Boop-poo-up. You have to go out there. You're under arrest. This plane is not leaving. Thank you for, Mr. Chair. Wait, what just happened there? So, the plane's boarding. They're getting ready to go.

go, an American Airlines pilot who was flying for this. It's a company that's owned by American Airlines. It's their American Airlines. American Eagles, something like that. Yeah. And they had a grand jury indict the man the day before,

so he's getting ready to take off and they arrested him on the plane. If I'm on that, right, if I'm on that plane, I'm like, can a wait? Let me just hop on. Let me just hop on and go. go to where we're flying to, then you arrest them. So then we all can get to where we need to go.

But is it going overseas? No, it's just some boozy little country, a little across the country. Exactly. So do we have extradition there? No, extradition in the U.S.? We're going to arrest you. We're bringing it back. I don't think that's how that works.

We don't need extradition from Ohio to Kentucky. That's what I'm saying. You said a country, so I figured that he's going to go out of country. So I think country. So he was, he was, he's charged for killing three people. Oh, really. I mean, he's a bad guy. And he's a bad guy.

He's still flying. I'm sorry, allegedly. Allegedly. Thank you. Thank you. So this happened back in 2015. Talk about the freaking speedy system here. Right.

Right. There's no justice since now. He's got, he's a pilot, right? I mean, these guys all go through all kinds of vetting. Yeah. Right. Well, they're supposed to. Right.

And there was no, there was nothing on his record. Why? Because he was supposed to. to be court-martialed. So he's military. He's military. Former Army Ranger, major. He faced court-martial on charges of assault, assault and battery upon a child under the age of 16.

But it was his stepson. Yeah, we all been there. Placed his arms around the kid's neck, picked him up a little bit, choked him a little bit. The kid said he felt a little limp. numb. So it was a little wuss. Everybody knows you can't take. Well, you can't take a little choke. Thank you. How many times do you choke your kid today? And for them to feel a little limp and numb. They better not tell me they feel

limped and now. We're going to choke him like... Exactly. But the case was dismissed and they just could find him for 90 days. So where did he murder these people? After the military? Oh, yeah. He thought the one guy was having an affair with his wife. What else are you supposed to do? So he kills the one guy. There you go. neighborhood in the neighborhood they were living in.

And he takes the other two since I guess they witnessed it. He takes them out in some field and burns the car. That's what you get for FMI my wife, bitch. I believe that's actually a quote from the pilot. Yeah, we just leave it at that. All right, let's go to the, you know, really the crime done wrong segment of the program. Julian Assange today, Swedish prosecutors reopened its investment. into rape allegations against the WikiLeaks founder.

This guy's going down. There's just no, there's no question that no matter what this guy does now, something, you know, he's going down for it. This allegation dates back to 2010 and is the reason that he skipped United Kingdom bail in 2012 and moved into the Ecuadorian embassy to avoid extradition. So last month after Assange, you know, got, booted out of the Ecuadorian embassy, who's, he's now in British jail.

So he's going to be extradited to one of two countries, Sweden, to face this investigation or the United States, to face a charge of conspiring in one of its largest ever classified Info League. So are the courts going to make him come to the U.S. or come to Sweden? And I would guess that as an American, I would say that the U.S. wins that battle. Right. But now the United Kingdom in today's world and Donald Trump being president may say, we're going to send him to Sweden.

Sorry, U.S. Trump doesn't get him next. The only good thing that I can see, and this is a minor good thing, and it may not actually be a good thing, but we'll just go with it. That Julian Assange has going for him is that Pamela Anderson stops by ever so often for a quickie. and she's been coming, she's stopped by the Ecuadorian embassy, she's stopped in there to see him,

and now she's coming to the notorious Belmarsh prison in London, right? Hello? Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't mind those jail cells, baby. No, don't do the voice. I can't want to do it.

Nah, I could get started on Julian Assange and Pamela. Anderson at the Belmarsh prison. Oh, yeah. Don't mind those other 10,000 people watch it, baby. It's just you and me. Just you and me. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Just say it out loud for me. Weekly. Oh, yeah. Stop. No, stop. That's about the only thing that he's got good going for him. I'll tell you that.

It's got to be it, right? Also, in our crime done wrong segment, Dennis Rodman back in the news. You know, he came together. I was time to send you. Pardon? Is he selling pot coin again? No. Ooh, pot coin. Yeah, that's his sponsor. Yeah.

I mean, that's who paid for the trip to North Korea. Yeah. And he rescued. It's time for him to go back though. Absolutely. Time to get a little shaky. He freaking allegedly launched two missiles. So we'd send him again. Is it two missiles against us? No, but he just launched two missiles. Two little ones. Rocket Man can be doing that. I do one. So a California yoga studio is claiming that

he's claiming that the former NBA star and Hall of Fame or Dennis Robbins is in the Hall of Fame. Wow. Which one? I guess he needs to know. The Rock Hall of Fame. The Rock Hall of Fame? Yeah, he was way before a foreigner, Pat Gray.

Rodman and a few acquaintances stole more than $3,500 in merchandise from this yoga place. Who knew a yoga place to sell it $3,500 worth of merchandise, right? I guess you sell the yoga pads. You sell... How much are you... You sell... You sell, you know, you sell incense and oils, right?

Because what he stole, included in what he stole, was a 400-pound crystal. Hello. Maybe he thought it was meth. I don't know. Meth comes in crystal. What's its full name? Oh, yeah, crystal meth. Yeah.

I thought it was like the first person who made it. Her name was Crystal. So Ali Shah, who owns Vibes Hot Yoga. said the surveillance video shows Rodman walking into the Newport Beach location on Tuesday with three other people. The four then worked together to distract an employee so they could steal clothes. Then Rodman speaking to TMZ about the alleged robbery said the owner told him he could take a couple of gifts. In exchange for helping them move, the crystal thing. Rodman said, as the good person I am, I said, okay, guys, let's go over here and do one thing.

And they'll call it a heist, Rodman said. They call it a heist because, guess what? That freaking company, and he used a different word than freaking. I guess you call it yoga or something. They're broke. I don't need to steal effing things. We've got to get this audio. Hold on.

Stop. This show is on pause right now until we get the Dennis Rodman audio. All right, sad news. I can't find the Dennis Rodman audio. So apparently the Dennis Rodman audio is fake news. However, if he gets arrested for this and convicted, I mean, he goes to jail, man. He's already, he's already on probation, right? He's got some DUI or some other probation for his crazy antics that Dennis, you know,

that funny Dennis does. So you see in the video, though, of his partners, his partners in, shall we go as far as call it crime, his partners in crime? The one girl is stuffing clothes in her purse, but they picked up. the crystal mouth. Not crystal the geo. The one,

his partner picks up the crystal meth. Crystal Geo. And, uh, the $2,500 art piece of crystal.

After looking at it, yeah, those things are expensive. And he tries to put it on his dolly and drops it. Now it is actually crystal meth now. Yeah.

I mean, now you can, uh, smoke it, right? Dennis will get out of it. I mean, the guy.

Smoke it, right? Yeah. You put it in the pipe. I would get off the pipe, bro. It'll be fascinating to see if this guy, what happens to this story because Dennis says, you know, they wanted me to help him.

He's broke. Right. Right. I kind of, you kind of feel like you're out the side of the yoga master. Really? Yeah. I'm on the side of him. I think they're trying to set him up.

Yeah. I think they're trying to set him up. We shall see. Big trouble in the world of helium. I know we talked a little bit last week about the shortage of helium here in the U.S. and globally, really. But look, Party City closing 45 stores. 45 stores Party City is closing because they're saying that it's because of the helium shortage. That's not true.

Now, I don't know that that's 100% true. We've been running out of helium since 2013. How is it in 2000? I remember this. In 2013, the United States said we're running out of helium. Texas and two other states are the biggest helium exporters. Then they signed something saying that by 2020, the United States will no longer have helium. Which was a huge mistake.

What is this going on? Because we have economic embargoes on Qatar. Where does the most helium come from? Texas. Qatar. Oh, Qatar, Qatar. I don't know the answer. Wyoming and Texas also here in the U.S., which is no problem.

But Qatar, since the U.S. is getting out of the business, Mr. I remember the story, right? Yes. We're counting on Qatar. Oh, wait. We're putting economic sanctions on Qatar. No helium. Good luck. God bless.

You're getting political on me now. I'm just telling you what's happening with our helium. So that's one thing. Why are we not doing helium? It's not, it's lighter. It's a clean, whatever you call it, an item of the periodic table. It's clean gas.

Yeah, thank you. It's clean gas. Is it a gas? Helium? Yeah, it's a gas. Okay. They get it when they're from fracking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know who you should talk about this? Jackie Daly. Yeah, another plug in two weeks. Man, am I sick of promo on her show on this show? She better be doing good now. Wow. You know what? You need to subscribe to chewing the fat and not Jackie Daly.

I'll tell you that. Subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. That's what needs to happen. Seriously, though, that needs to happen. Stop looking at the camera. That needs to happen. I'm just telling people that they need. They need to subscribe, yeah,

but they're not watching you right now. The cameras are off. That doesn't mean I can't look at the cameras. It makes you look stupid. To who? You? Yes. Boy, that never happened before.

No, it hasn't. I'm trying to keep you, you know, honest here. Are you? Yes. Are you? Is that what you're doing? I just, I'm trying to keep you honest. All right, we're going to go to the break room.

Because now you've ticked me off a little bit and I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar. Okay. So if you were to find, we talk about finding stuff all the time and keeping it. Yeah, we talk about all the time. So a waiter in New York found a cashier's check. A cashier's check. That's cash. for $424,000.

And why is this a story? It's a story because... This is not a story because the bastard turned it in. That idiot. It should not be a story. That is exactly why this is a story. Jeff Fisher, you're a waiter in New York and you find $412,000. $424,000.

$424,000. Yes, like I said. What are you going to do? do with it, Jeff Fisher? Well, first of all, I don't know what you're talking about. Done. We're done. That's it.

I'm just a waiter here. You lost what? Yeah, I lost a check for $424,000. Was it in something? It was in a bank? It was in a bank envelope? I had it on my little fanny pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and a fanny pack and it fell out of my, because it was a bank envelope.

We can look, and we can help you look around. I didn't see anything like that. Yeah, but I was sitting at this table. You know, you should probably talk to the table clearers. I'm just the waiter. Oh, can you get the bus boy over here? Yeah, you don't talk to the... Can you get the busboys?

I call them busboys. I call him table cleaners. Yeah, I call him the bus. Because, you know, I carry a check for $424,000. I'm going to call him what it is a busboy. I haven't seen any of the table cleaners to get with a new bike. Enrique, worse Enrique or Juan? They need to come out here and I need to find my $4,000 check. So he gives it back.

That bitch. He finds the lady. He finds... Oh! So the lady... didn't have a notice. So he ran outside the customer was gone. Of course he did.

All right. After an unsuccessful search, you're done. You're done. You go home. The restaurant owner calls the Daily News for help. A relief. Had I seen this story, I would have stopped it. It said it was me.

Yep. Did I leave that? What? Did I've been looking all over for my $424,000 for the past? You guys, man. Thank you. You know what? Here's 10,000 for you.

I understood. Here's 10,000 for you. So she lost it and bless her heart. It was proceeds from her apartment sale. So she sold the house for $425,000. And it was going to be a down payment on a new home. That's a good down payment. That is a good down payment.

This restaurant was at East Harlem. Is that a good place? I mean, okay, sure, I guess. No, is that like a ghetto? Clinton's got their offices there in Harlem. It's got to be worth something, right? I mean, Harlem is having a big resurgence. Is that a,

Does the O-C's area? No. No, okay. I got to see them Brooklyn. That's a bad area. According to her, but they're still good people and they deserve the right to... Is there $4,000 people walking around? Because I don't think so.

I mean, she tried to... And she hadn't even... I know. The story is piss about it. I know, because she was... You really notice. But wait, there's more. Go for it, Jeffrey.

Karen Vinnaker, who was reunited with her check. who was relieved, relieved. I bet she is. No kidding, relieved. Who carries that much money? Yeah, okay, so she's got a cashier's check

for $4,000. I mean, you put that in your panties, you stuffed that in your bra, you don't leave that in a bank. That's what I'm saying. So she's relieved in his bag. But the waiter. Bless his heart.

You see you're pissing me off because after he gave her the check. Okay. Because she hadn't left a tip, she tried to tip him now. And he said no. Correct. What's this guy's name? Unfortunately, and maybe fortunately for it.

Good. Good. For freaking John Doe. It does say his name. It does say what's his name? Armando. I'm sorry? Armando.

That's it. He works at. There's only one You're killing the old restaurant I'm going to shoot in a spree I could be $424,000 richer If it wasn't for this Armando You don't leave a tip

You forget you leave And I'm sorry And you don't even come back I mean they can't find you I'm sorry They can't find you I don't leave tips But you're carrying

I know hold on stop stop stop stop Stop stop Even I know I'm carrying a check for $400, $4,000, and Armando something gave me the check, I'm tipping him. I'm coming out and I'm tipping him. Here's, here's $5. But, ma'am, I just gave you a, yes, $5.

Adios. So, but she doesn't, I mean, she doesn't. She doesn't even know it's missing. It would have taken her weeks. Right. It would have taken her weeks to know that it's missing. How does she not know it's, doesn't, no, she doesn't backtrack her steps. White privilege.

She stole it. She had to have stolen this 424,000. I bet you she did. She found it. Because it probably, we're going to go, we need to dig daily news, better dig deeper into this freaking story. I mean, they had to go to the newspaper. Yeah. To find the person who lost 424,000.

I don't care who you are. I mean, no. Maybe. Stop looking at the camera. Maybe. There you go. I can't. I know because you're trying to emphasize the story.

Not even him. Maybe Bill Gates. Maybe, maybe my man at Amazon. Maybe Bezos. Maybe the wife leaves the cashier's check for $424,000 and says, Eh. Still hurts. What did I do with that cashier's check for $4,000?

I can't remember. Never mind. Nobody does that. No one does that. And I'm staring right at you. Bezos is right at you the heart of the camera. No one does that.

All right, a couple stories before we wrap it up on this Monday. Just that you need to be aware of. A judge refused to throw out a defamation lawsuit against Elon Musk. Speaking of people who need $424,000 in a cashier check that wouldn't say, hey, I'm not going to backtrack where I went

that entire day up until the time. I didn't have my $424,000 cashier check. Elon Musk. Now, he's going to have to settle or go to court because he's being sued for calling one of the divers involved in the Thai cave rescue, a pedophile in a 2018 tweet. So good luck. God bless. Good luck.

God bless. Another story that broke over the weekend. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Welcome a brand new baby boy. And when you say to yourself, well, wait, didn't we just see Kim at the Met Gala with her tummy four inches thin? Yeah, she looked horrible. With her ride. Yeah, she did.

But are you saying Kim looked horrible at the Met Gala? Yeah, she did. Well, she was tired because the surrogate who just had their new baby. Oh, yes, I forgot about that. Just having her baby. I just, yes. She was tired. She was tired for having to stay up and worry about the surrogate all that time.

I completely forgot that the fourth kid was going to be carried by someone else that did interviews. Oh, man. So they're saying they're a brand new baby. And good for them. This is West North or East West? Well, you've got North. You've got Saint. And you've got Chicago.

And I think Chicago was from a surrogate too, right? I think so. I don't know. I don't know which one is what. I think so. I think this isn't the first. I think the, I think the Chicago was, uh, was another surrogate and they thought, yeah, uh, the birth of Chicago in 2018 via surrogate too, yeah.

So they're just going to pop on kids left and right. Well, that's the easy way to do, eh? You know, your body doesn't have to freaking go through the old. And Kim doesn't want to go through. I mean, she's like, I, she went through two, right? I gave you a couple. That's enough. Look at these hips.

They don't lie. Look at these hips. Did you see how to make gala? I did. That was. He was wet. What's that? It was a wet look.

I did not like it. I know. She had the corset on that he was tight. Did you see that she had to go corset breathing training for that? I mean, I don't, I mean, who hasn't done that when you wear a corset? You tell them you never wore on a corset? No, I haven't. Have you?

We lost a few people over the weekend, too. Oh, no. We lost some. We lost them. They come in threes, you know. They do come in threes. Thank you. Yes.

We found out, we found out today. All right, should we start? Look, we'll just go, we'll go three, two, one. All right, we'll go three, two, one. How's that? That's how you should go. Usually you go three to one. But okay.

I was going to go. No, you go three to one. I'm able to cut you off, so. We lost Jim Fowler. Who's that? Jim Fowler. Was it you that I was just talking to about Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? No, because.

Were you standing there with Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? No. You sure? Yes. Okay, well, Jim Fowler was the guy that, you know, he's the big zoo guy, animal guy. Oh, yeah, I did see that. Yeah, he was in a Seinfeld, right? Is it what?

Seinfeld? He did one of the Seinfeld episode. Yes, he did. What's his face? Yeah, that's right. Because what's his face set up is Merv Griffin's? Merv Griffin show, yes. The Merv Griffin theme shows.

I love it. I love it. Yes. So he lost Jim. All right. So here we go. We lost Jim. Very sad.

Very sad. He was 89, though. Oh, so he did that natural causes. Okay. not being hit with a sing-ray. Correct. Good, good for him. Then we lost Peggy Lipton. Peggy Lipton in 72 years of age.

Oh, she's young. So who did we say? She had cancer. She was fighting really bad. She was sick. But Peggy Lipton. She was married. She had kids.

She was married to Quincy Jones for a number of years. Remember Quincy? Yeah. He did not give up. Right. Like Brazil of music? Thank you. Yes.

That's who she was married to. And her kids were Ceded Jones and stuff. That's from them. Oh, that's from them. Okay. And she was in the Mod Squad in the 60s, the TV show in the 60s. She was in the 90s Twin Peaks. She was just in the remake of Twin Peaks.

And she's done some other stuff coming up. So she's important. An actress. Yeah, she's been around for a number of her time. She's one of the Hollywood insiders for sure, absolutely, for quite some time. And she was one of the first to, you know, have a big mixed marriage when she married Quincy Jones. Oh, I mean, interracial? marriage?

Yeah. So, I mean, that's mixed. It's mixed. That's mixed. And that's two. Yeah, number two. That comes in threes, you know. Comes in threes.

And number one. Number one. Today we lost Doris Day. What? Go ahead. Who is Doris Day? That's the question I'm over here. Doris Day.

Why are you laughing? She's dead. She was not. I'm laughing at you for not. Oh, okay. I'm daring to think I was laughing at Doris Day. She was, Doris was 97 years old. Oh, she died of old age.

Yeah. She's been around for a long, freaking time. That is a long time. She was in movies. She had TV shows. She was singing. She had songs.

Oh, my gosh. But I don't know hers. Did she make an impact? You don't know, Doris Day? I just asked who that was. I mean, her big song was, what was the name of it again? I can't remember. I don't know.

Doris Day Live. I love you I miss you California Californication Oh Gosh darn it What was the name of her stupid big song? I kissed girls and I liked it

No it was a Some sort of I love Lucy The day after tomorrow She had the Torres Day show She was in all these movies But the big song that she had The big song that she was

She wanted a Grammy She had to be in the Grammy for that too for the big song of Doris Day song that was the big song that everybody knows from Doris Day oh yeah, K. Sarah, Sarah. Yeah, that one. Whatever will be, will be...

What? One more time? K Sarah, Sarah. You don't remember that one? No, I don't. I don't either, but I mean, it's a big hit from her. Can you see me a little bit more? Just sing me a little bit more.

K sarah, Sarah. But you keep saying the same one. I need a little bit more. That's the, that's the song. Whatever will be, we'll be. The future is not ours to see. Hey, Sarah, Sarah, we lost her. What's her name again?

Doris Day. Okay. Now, I don't think that we have anything in our shop. That the blaze.com website that has Doris Day on it. But we do have chewing the fat merchandise. So you could buy a mug from chewing the fat. on shop. Theblaze.com.

I'm holding up to the camera right now. Hold on. Stop, stop. What were you saying? What was her song again? Kserra sarah, sirrah. What, oh my, it's in Spanish? It's not Keseara, sarah, sarah.

No, it's, it's. Serra. It will be. That's what I just said. You were not saying this. Oh, my, we are so done. That's exactly what I was saying. Put the...

I want... What's... Que serra.