Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 996 | What Could Go Wrong?...
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Stop
Licking the Frogs
Okay
The National Park Service
has now added
a note
to the don't feed the animals
or petting the animals
in the park
Please don't
lick the frogs
Whether it's
If you come across a banana slug, an unfamiliar mushroom, or a large toad with glowing eyes in the dead of the night, please refrain from licking.
The toad, also known as the Colorado River Toad, is about seven inches in size and carries a weak, low-pitched, ar-ribbit sound.
But the creature is far from harmless.
The Sonoran Desert Toads secrete a potent toxin that can make people sick.
if they touch it or get the poison in their mouth.
That's according to the National Park Service.
However, despite some of those risks,
people have discovered that the toad's toxic secretions
contain a powerful hallucinogenic known as 5-meo-D-M-T,
5-M-S-L-Kal-case E-O-D-MT.
Now, we've heard about this before,
because this is what Mike Tyson was talking about.
so the amphibians secretions are, you know, growing in popularity.
And so they're even a threatened species now in New Mexico because collectors are picking
them up to use for drugs.
Not funny at all.
Not funny at all.
How dare you raise these frogs for drug purposes?
Now, we know that Hunter, Hunter Biden, that is, the president,
Joe Biden's son has written about using the Five MeoDMT therapy as a form of addiction treatment.
Right.
So I'm going to use a hallucinogenic to treat my other addictions.
Okay.
Hey, if it works, it works.
All right.
It's still a schedule one drug, so it's not accepted for medical use, really.
I know they're in the process of researching it for potential therapeutic benefits.
Uh-huh.
But for now, stop licking the frogs.
And don't take them home and hose them off.
I'm not sure.
I guess you just take some sort of,
you put a rubber glove on and you grab the frog and then you squeeze it.
So the secretions drip into a pan.
And I guess you heat it up a little bit and drink it.
And now, now you're just nice and relaxed.
And you don't want to do any other drugs.
but the 5 MEO DMT.
And I'm sure there's a, I'm sure that I'm saying that wrong.
But it makes one want to lick the frog, but don't do it.
Don't do it.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the FAST.
So in a true-to-life succession story, for those of you that have watched Succession on HBO,
Tyson's Tyson Foods, CFO, John Tyson, was arrested.
Sunday for public intoxication and trespassing after he let himself into a stranger's house
and passed out in the bed.
Now, in the story, it says, in a bed of a college-age woman.
Okay, well, okay, she's a college-age woman, but he wasn't there for that, all right?
He was found asleep in the bed of this woman because he was in the wrong house.
She came home and said, hey, my front door is unlocked.
I wonder why that is.
I don't know.
leave it unlocked, how did he get in in in the first place? But he came in, took off his clothes,
laid down to the bed, and passed out. I'm assuming that he believed that this was his home.
It doesn't say in the story if he lived close, if he lived in the neighborhood, if he lived
next door, if he lived upstairs, it doesn't say that. It just says he went to this wrong home,
open the door, went in, took off his clothes, passed out in bed. So she calls the police about a potential
burglary saying she found a male
she didn't know asleep in her bed.
When the officer arrived, he found
Tyson's clothing, stood on the floor,
and identified him by an ID
found in his wallet. The officer
woke Tyson up, who briefly
sat up in bed, but he didn't verbally
respond and then laid back down and attempted to go
back to sleep.
Leave me alone. What are you doing? Why are you
trying to wake me up here? The officer,
there was an odor of intoxicants
coming from Tyson's breath
and body, and that is
movements were sluggish and uncoordinated.
Yeah, he was inebriated.
That's why you wanted to get home and pass out in bed.
So they placed him under arrest on charges of criminal trespass and public intoxication,
according to local media reports.
He was booked early Sunday and released later that evening,
according to Washington County, Arkansas Sheriff's Department.
Now, the picture they have of him in jail, he's in his underwear.
You couldn't let him put him.
his clothes on? Oh, he was too drunk and sluggish when we arrested him. So we just left him in his
underwear. Oh, okay. Fine. No problem. He's a fourth generation member of the Tyson family.
He's a CFO now. He's, you know, obviously being groomed for CEO and to run the company.
Izzy. If you watch Succession, you know what I mean by that. Izzy. So we shall see what happens.
The company said that, yeah, we are aware of the incident, but we have no comment.
It's a personal matter.
So he gets going to get a slap on the hand.
I mean, who among us hasn't been so inebriated that they've just gone into the wrong home and passed out?
I mean, he wasn't doing anything horrific.
He was just inebriated and went to the wrong place to pass out.
I can't see how we've got to hate this guy for this, but, you know, we will.
And, you know, the Beyond Meat guy who bit the nose of a guy at the football game,
at the Arkansas football game, the Beyond Meat guy, they fired him.
Yeah, he did something violent and attacked another human being.
My man John Tyson just got really inebriated and went to the wrong home and passed out.
I'm having a tough time seeing what a bad thing.
guy he is. I know. It's just me. And I get it. The girl doesn't know what's going on. She's going
home to her apartment. The door is open. I am interested in to know where he lived and how he got into the
place, but she apparently, you know, realizing that she usually locks the door, I guess,
and came home and the door was unlocked. So, you know, you find someone you don't know passed out
in your bed. That's an issue. I understand that. And I can understand her calling the police.
and I can understand the police
arresting him saying,
dude, what are you doing?
You're in the wrong place.
But to have this, him be a bad guy?
Nah, not a bad guy.
He just needs to remember where he lives.
And it'll all be okay.
He'll give the girl some Tyson chickens,
and here you go, we're done,
have a nice day, take care.
You won't have to worry about chickens for a while.
Maybe she could beat the guy in Philadelphia.
I see we're supposed to be in love with this guy
Philadelphia who ate 40 rotissory chickens in 40 days. It doesn't say that they were Tyson
chickens, but they were 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. So this guy in Philadelphia, Mr. Tomminsky,
had made a big deal out of eating a rotissory chicken a day, and he did 40 in a row. And he said
he explained his mission as an earnest attempt to sacrifice himself as a way.
to bring joy to others and a bit of entertainment.
Oh, oh, okay.
You know, he's from Philadelphia, and he wanted to,
he knows the city of Philadelphia has had a lot of pain.
It has, but it's a city with a lot of perseverance,
and that's what makes this city very special.
Well, if you know people from Philadelphia, I like my wife,
they love it, and it never goes out of their blood.
You're once a Philly person, you are always a Philly person.
you are always a Philly person.
So he started talking about it back in October,
and he, you know, simply he just wanted
holding up whole chickens and grimacing weight.
And so he decided to do this journey.
He said it was going to be for 30 days,
but then he moved, he added another 10 days.
And then he had a big party that was posted on posters around town
that it wasn't a party.
He invited everyone to the,
to the pier on the Delaware River to witness his final chicken meal.
First of all, let's just say this.
I don't know what the Guinness World Record is on rotisserie chicken eating every day.
I don't know how many days you have to do it to hit the Guinness World Records,
but I feel like 40 days and 40 nights.
of eating a chicken a day is definitely doable,
especially, I mean, hello,
for a person who is athletically overweight, like myself.
I feel like that's a doable thing.
That's a doable thing.
I realize, though, you think about eating a whole chicken every day.
I mean, by day 15, day 20,
you've had enough of chicken.
You've had enough of rotisserie chicken.
I don't know.
know if he got it from the same place.
I don't know if it was different rotisserie chickens.
I don't know if he teamed up.
A person could probably team up with Costco and have a Costco rotissory chicken a day
to set the record.
Might be fun to do.
That's a special chewing the fat rotissory chicken a day.
But I feel like 40 days and, you know, be hitting 41, obviously, to beat the record
of my man from Philadelphia.
But that is a, that's a start.
thing. But good for Mike. I'm sorry, good for Mr. Timmonski. I calling Mike. I don't know why.
I don't think that's his name. It's not Mike, right? It's just Mr. Tomensky. You know, it's
Alexander. They do actually have his first name up here. It's Alexander Tomensky,
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All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
All right, so I woke up this morning
and I thought, hey, I wonder if I won the Powerball
and I went to the Powerball website.
Now, they've had issues.
The Powerball website doesn't look like it normally does,
but it said that, you know,
it still had the pending for the $1.9 billion drawing.
And then I see where the drawing has been delayed.
Wait, what?
That's right.
The drawing of the Powerball that was supposed to happen last night
was delayed over security protocols.
I'm not real sure what that means.
One of the states in the multi-state lottery commission was having problems with tabulating their sales.
And so the Powerball has strict security requirements that must be met by all 48 lotteries before a drawing can occur.
So participating lottery needs extra time to meet those requirements before the drawing can be conducted.
They didn't say which one, which state.
It just said, the California lottery said,
the story is based on the California lottery tweet,
saying tonight's powerball drawing has been delayed
due to participating lottery, needing extra time
to complete the required security protocols.
And so that's, you know, what they were saying.
So then I said, well, what's delayed?
How long is it going to be delayed?
Aha.
They had the drawing finally this morning.
For those of you listening live,
it didn't happen.
They didn't do the drawing on the seventh.
They did the drawing on the eighth.
However, I think what happened is they did the drawing, but it didn't air anywhere.
So the drawing, according to what I'm seeing on social media, they did the drawing last night and no one was allowed to watch it.
And they uploaded it this morning for the, for the actual drawing when all the security protocols were met.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So they gave you the numbers this morning at about 8 Eastern, I think it was,
when they said that they were about 9 Eastern, around 9 Eastern,
because it was 8 o'clock here.
So 8 central time.
So 9-ish Eastern, they said that they were having the drawing,
and they issued the numbers.
And then I saw a feed that said,
here's the hidden secure powerball drawing that nobody was allowed to watch last night,
uploaded just now.
Final jackpot.
was $2.04 billion.
So that's the highest ever.
No problem.
Now, when you go to the Powerball website,
they tell you that it's still pending.
In fact, let's go to the Powerball website right now
and see at the time of this recording,
if it's up and running and we have what's going on.
No, it just says it's still the last screen for November.
7th with they do have the winning numbers up their screen says 1.90 billion for 929.1 million cash
value with the new numbers now that tweet that I read from that was in the feed of the
powerball Twitter account said that the final jackpot was 2.04 billion so I'm not sure what
that is because I'm waiting for the
exact amount from actual
Powerball which has not updated
their website other than putting the numbers up
which were 10 33,
41, 47,
56, and 10. Of course,
check for yourself and
make sure that they are correct.
But it doesn't say, yes,
the person who purchased a ticket
in Fort Worth, Texas
is the winner, which would
be me. So it hasn't said that yet.
so oh well I mean they better hop sing they got the big drawing tomorrow night too it's Wednesdays
uh Wednesday Saturday and Monday right for the powerball drawings so they better figure out what the deal is
I know they probably you know are not prepared for the lottery to get that big right once you
break a certain point then it just continues to grow dramatically so the ticket sales were probably
through the roof. So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that there was some sort of issue
with tabulating the tickets because they were selling so many of them. And the count just keeps
going through the roof. Get that. So I'll give them a little bit of a break. But that break
isn't going to last long. So let's get on it. I mean, people in Florida, we've got an election day
today. And people in Florida have got a tropical storm maybe turning into a hurricane heading toward
it again.
looking like it's going to make landfall sometime tomorrow.
So I don't know if it's going to be a hurricane when it makes landfall,
but it's going to hit the east coast of Florida,
cruise across Florida,
and then obviously make the turn back right and head up the coast.
So we've got voting tabulations to take care of.
Don't think for a second that these states that have to tabulate votes like,
oh, I don't know. Pennsylvania, Virginia, for sure, those two states who are in the line of Nicole by Friday,
we'll use that as an excuse. We're preparing for this. We didn't have time to count the ballots.
We're going to have to count these ballots later because we don't want any election deniers going on.
So just don't you worry about it. We'll get to it and we'll let you know who won when we have it counted perfectly.
Okay. Thank you.
You see where Kevin Spacey is going to get an award?
I told you.
I told you they were going to start washing that plate clean again, man,
especially after the last lawsuit went away.
So he's going to hold what they're calling a public master class
and receive a lifetime achievement award at Italy's National Museum of Cinema.
Good for Kevin.
I love Kevin.
I know he's a douchebag.
I got it.
but I mean his work is great and he's well I mean what he knows about acting would be a masterclass no question
so he's set to take part in this public masterclass at the uh Italy's national museum of cinema
in Turin where he will also be awarded a lifetime achievement award awesome so this is going to
take place on January 16th uh 2023 next year uh with the museum's director uh demico di Gautan
in the Temple Hall of the Mole Antenoneal,
which will be followed by a screening of one of Spacey's films
at the Cinema Massimo with Spacey will introduce.
At the end of the event,
Spacey will receive the Stella Del Moal Award,
a lifetime achievement, Gong.
So according to the museum, they are honored.
It's such a prestigious guest as Kevin Spacey has chosen,
Turin and the institutional venue,
such as our museum,
for this welcome and long,
awaited return.
That was Enzo Giggle,
president of the National Museum
of Cinema. It's a privilege
to host the masterclass
of one of the greatest cinema and theater
actors of our times. I mean, he
definitely is, but he's also
a dirtbag, and we'll see if this actually
happens.
But after the Anthony
Rapp case, man, where, you know,
that Rapp was trying to get him for 40 million
for the sexual misconduct lawsuit,
and the jury said,
No, you're not liable for damages.
Get out of here.
Take care.
They went through eight days of testimony.
And after eight days, it took him about an hour to say,
no, get out of here.
He's not liable.
Anthony, we heard what you had to say.
Take care.
So, I mean, he's making his comeback.
We'll see if it actually lasts.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I'd like to maybe see it,
but he's probably too much of a dirt bag to make it happen.
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So who died today? Who died today?
Actor Leslie Phillips. He brought laughter to living rooms across a nation, debt at the age of 98.
you may know him and he suffered he acted in 150 films he suffered from a life-threatening stroke in 2015
and he's been recovering you know recovering in his home for the past few years and
recovering is over he's now not with us uh you might remember him as uh the voice from harry potter
films where he did the voice over for the sorting hat but he's also best known for uh ding dong
And hello, and I say, he was actually, and he said, I was watching an interview with him.
I don't know how long ago this interview was, but he was talking about his catchphrases.
I've gone through life creating catchphrases.
It's a punishment in a way for playing parts and using a kind of catchphrase.
I have enjoyed myself with hello.
I breathe it out to.
Hello, Mr. You-house.
Hello.
Pretty well everything I ever did.
I only opened my mouth and it became a catchphrase.
I mean, ding-dong was one.
Hello, chaps.
Mr. Bell.
Ding-dong, you're not wrong.
This way, please.
Mr. Bell, dig-dong, you're not wrong.
Hello.
Leslie Phillips, dead at the age of 98.
All right, so researchers have announced that lab-grown blood has now been transfused into people for the first time ever.
Scientists in the UK have been able to manufacture blood from donor stem cells and have infused two people with about two T-Cases.
of the lab blood to see how it behaves in the body.
If the UK trial is a success, scientists have manufactured blood cells could help people
with rare blood types or disorders who often need transfusions.
There's also the hope that the blood can be stored for longer compared to standard donor
blood.
The two people who have been infused haven't reported any adverse reactions yet, and at least eight
others are also going to receive the transfusions over the next few months.
But of course, more trials are needed before it can be used clinically.
And what could possibly go wrong with lab-grown blood?
Right? I know. Don't even think about it. It's fine. It's fine.
You see, I was speaking to lab-grown blood, I've been he might be happy to use it.
He might be using it, actually. We talked yesterday about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
inductions and Duran Duran was one of the bands that was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and they
were there but Andy Taylor was not there and he was not there because he is battling stage four
prostate cancer and he wrote a letter that the bandmates read for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame he had
planned out being there he was massively disappointed he said he bought a new guitar for the occasion
and everything and
They read the letter to the audience, which read just over four years ago.
I was diagnosed with stage four metastatic prostate cancer.
Many families have experienced the slow burn of this disease,
and of course we are no different.
So I speak from the perspective of a family man,
but with profound humility to the band,
the greatest fans a group could have,
and this exceptional accolade.
He was born in Time Out,
and he wrote that he was receiving
sophisticated life-extending treatment,
but had recently suffered a setback
that prevented him from traveling to Los Angeles
for the ceremony.
He said, although my current condition is not immediately
life-threatening, there is no cure.
So maybe, I mean, maybe Andy is getting some of the lab-grown blood.
I don't know.
I'm sure Andy can afford whatever he needs to get,
which is a benefit for him, right?
so I hope it works out.
I hope that the sophisticated life-treating treatment works out for him.
Congratulations.
I'm sure they've done okay as Duran-Duran.
They've toured the world multiple times and had some serious hits.
So good.
I hope it works out for him.
It's going to go on about the Hall of Fame again,
but I can't believe, Dolly Parton and Lionel, Richie and Eminem.
them are in the rock and roll
Hall of Fame. It's bad enough, we have to say
that Carly Simon is in there. Harry
Belafonte, come on now,
stop. But,
you know, I digress.
Be ready to talk about that
on Pat Gray on Leach tomorrow, though.
I know we've got the big election coverage tonight on
Blaze TV. Be sure to
watch that. It'll be awesome. Everybody is
involved.
All the big stars are involved.
Not the biggest, though.
Which is me, chewing the fat.
But, you know, of course, I'll be doing Pat Gray tomorrow.
For those of you listening live, today is the eighth election day,
2022, and I do my chewing-the-fat segment on Pat Gray on leash on Wednesday.
I will be sure to bring up the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because, my gosh,
it's embarrassing for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to have.
They don't think so, I'm sure, but it is to say that Lionel.
I love Lionel Richie.
We talked about this yesterday.
I love him.
I mean, the comments.
And Lionel Ritchie himself.
I mean, he had monster hits and the Commodores were great.
But rock and roll?
No.
No.
Sorry, Lionel.
No.
And look, he's Lionel and Dolly and Eminem are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
And that's just an example of the world we live in today, right?
I mean, applications to be a Virgin Atlantic crew member have doubled since the company announced a new gender-neutral uniform.
policy and optional pronoun badges.
Now, okay, so the airlines say that the move follow it
an earlier easing of uniform regulations this spring,
yet we remember.
They allowed crew members to display tattoos,
and they have the gender neutral uniform policy.
So apparently they have not struggled to hire.
They've got applications coming out the,
Ting dong. You are not wrong.
And so good for them. Good for them.
Just remember when you fly Virgin Atlantic, yes, you're going to be enjoying the gender
neutral uniform policy and the optional pronoun badges and the tats down the arms and
up the legs and wherever you want to have your tattoos.
So good for them. Congratulations.
And congratulations are in order to share as well.
She's been spotted out with a music executive 40 years her junior.
And if you're share, of course, you're dating someone younger.
Hello, your share.
Never mind the three cuts to clown face.
The 76-year-old music legend was captured on camera.
She strolled hand-in-hand with A.E. Edwards, that's Alexander A.E. Edwards, 36.
after out and about at the old celebrity hotspot.
And Cher said they were, you know, they were kind of together.
He was a nice guy.
He's got a son with his ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose.
And they split up last year because he said, yeah, I cheated on her.
I had, like, women everywhere.
I had dozens of women.
So, you know, that's the way it goes.
So, okay, share later.
confirmed their relationship status,
tweeting a photo of her new love Alexander.
She captioned the snapshot along with a red heart emoji on Saturday.
She also added that he treats her like a queen.
I bet he does.
Now, I got to tell you,
would I think about this for just a second.
If Cher were to say,
hey, want to go out on a date, not out with Cher.
I mean, shares in real life.
is, you know, kind of agonizing.
But if you were able to, I mean, this guy's a music, he's got money, so he's not hopefully dating Cher for her money.
I mean, Cher, I know she's, I know she's Cher.
I like Cher.
I get it, but at 76 and multiple cuts to clown face,
whew, that's a tough hill to climb.
But congratulations.
You can't put an age on love.
So I hope you two are just as happy as you could be.
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So did you see the beaver blood moon lunar eclipse earlier this morning?
I know I miss it.
It was cloudy and overcast here, and you couldn't really see it.
But it was a, you know, it's a good sign that we had the full beaver moon on election day here in the United States.
States of America.
There's other great space stuff coming up this month.
We've talked about it of the show before,
but today was extra special,
having the blood-beaver moon or the beaver-blood moon lunar eclipse.
On election day.
If you haven't voted, get out and vote.
I mean, go ahead.
It's important that you vote, at least here in the United States.
If you're listening outside of the United States,
I mean, sure, go-ahad, vote.
But I didn't tell you to.
now mail it in they probably will accept it
I know that
you know
it will be interesting to see the outcome
of these elections
and very interesting
I know the Department of Justice
said it's going to monitor polls
in 64 areas
across 24 states today
to obviously
guard against election meddling
and voter intimidation
I see where there are
already having problems in Arizona.
Huh.
Having problems in Arizona.
Isn't that one of the key big swing states
with Kerry Lake running for governor?
But it sure is.
Gosh darn it.
And then we've got the,
you know,
we've got the tropical storm or hurricane coming in,
which will delay counting
in many East Coast states.
I could, you know,
pretty much guarantee that.
So they'll just have their excuses
and we're told not to,
not to worry about it.
We'll get to count them.
We've got to count them correct, okay?
and legitimately.
So don't you start being election deniers, okay?
We'll get it figured out.
Okay.
All right.
Most of the states had such early voting that actually going out and voting on voting day,
I mean, why?
The early voting here in Texas was easy.
You could vote any time you wanted almost.
Almost.
You know, there were times when it wasn't open,
but, you know, around your schedule,
you could work out something to go and vote.
And so we'll see.
see it's going to be it's going to be fascinating to see what actually happens isn't it that is to me it is to me
so i guess i should just you know what i'm going to let you go uh i know you i know you're waiting in
line at the uh at the polling place so just read i'm going to let you take these uh quick five
election day jokes with you okay quick five e day jokes
for you and the family.
All right, you ready?
All right.
Where do ghosts cast their votes?
To the voting booth.
All right.
Why did the humorous ghost lose the elections?
He couldn't scare up any votes.
Duh.
All right, there's two of the quick five.
Do all fairy tales?
start with once upon a time?
Of course not.
Sub-start with, if I'm elected, I promise.
Yeah, that's almost not funny.
Joke number four in the quick five E-Day jokes.
Do you want to know why I'm voting for a block of cheddar this election?
I want to make America great again.
Oh, it's just sad.
Just sad.
Joke number five.
Quick.
Five E-Day jokes.
One similar between strippers and those who operate election booths.
Come on.
You know this one.
They're both poll workers.
They're both poll workers.
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