Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 999 | How Much Is That?...

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

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And into the You know The southeast of America Doing some damage So far we know that Five people have died That will be blamed on Nicole A man and a woman were killed

Just outside Orlando As they made contact with Down to Power Line Duh. An Orange County driver hit a tow truck killed him and the truck driver. And in Brevard County,

a 68-year-old man was killed on board his yacht when it broke free from the dock during the height of the storm. I'll just stay on my boat. I mean, it's called a yacht, but that wasn't such a smart move. We also know that NASA

left Artemis 1 on the pad. Now, where Nicole came on shore, hello Kennedy Space Center was getting some of that getting some of that wind and they were a little concerned that I would not have you know I don't want it to happen but it would have been hilarious to see Artemis just tip over a couple yeah and billions of dollars

laying there on the ground but it didn't happen it didn't have it stayed up it's built they claim NASA said that it's claimed that it would withstand 74.4 mile an hour wind gusts and that's about what it reached and some of the gusts on Kennedy Space Center were higher than that and NASA was trying to say that the hurricane center

oh they didn't tell us it was going to be that strong they kind of did they kind of did they said that it was possible that it was going to happen I mean, they say that anyway. They say it all the time. It's just, hello, we issued an update, okay? And that's what you get. And NASA was like, well, you didn't tell us exactly.

But it stayed out there and it's fine. So now, whenever the NASA do people can come back to Kennedy Space Center when they're allowed to go back in, which probably will be today, actually. I mean, Nicole's passed that now. they'll be able to inspect Artemis 1. It was supposed to take off on Wednesday. It's funny

because there's probably going to be clouds in the sky again on Wednesday and so they'll put it off. I'm sure there's going to be there was a tile that was damaged on the back quarter of Artemis 1 that the hurricane center didn't alert

us about the wind gusts. So we're going to have to postpone it for another one. week when they have an open window. Okay. So they're still telling us that Artemis is going to take off and do its trip around the moon and pretend like this is what Goodswell is going to be like

when we go to the moon in another five years. Okay. All right. Good. Let's all hope and pray if you want that Artemis 1 does lift off Wednesday morning from Kennedy Space Center. Welcome. And no one else dies from Nicole to chewing the fat. So if you were to have asked me yesterday,

Hey, what's bigger? A shi-load or a f-h-load? I would have probably answered, well, a shit-load. But I would have been wrong. Steve Burns, remember him from Blues Clues. He is now working with flock freight, and he's breaking down the differences between a fuckload and a shitload. That's their promotion for flock freight.

So we have, you know, last year was the 25th anniversary of Blue's Clues, I think, somewhere. I mean, it was a long time ago for Steve. So today, this company is a tech and logistics brand flock freight, and they want to help people out on how to ship things. And they're telling you that they charge you different prices depending on whether it's a fuckload or a shit load. Here's Steve's first video for flock freight. Hi, I'm Steve Burns, and I'm searching for the answer to an important question. How much exactly is a fo' load? So I went to the experts of flock freight.

Okay. What is flock freight? Flock is a technology company that's creating a smarter supply chain. She's one of the executives. Regardless of the size of the load, we find the most efficient way to deliver it. Oh, see? What is a f***leod? A f***leod is anything more than 40 feet, which usually requires a full truck.

So that's a full trailer. Truckload, they rhyme. That's neat. Yes, they do. Yeah. What is a shiote? A shi load is anything between 10 and 40 feet on a trailer. So perfect and shared truck loads.

Nice. Boat load. Yeah, we're sticking to trucks. I like boats. Great. Flocked freight. Okay, so we now know that a shitload is smaller than a fuckload. A fuckload is an entire trailer.

A shi load. You can have three in a trailer. You could have three different. shipping products and that would be three shi loads in the back of that trailer he also tells us this in ordinary truck no this truck was booked by flock freight the experts in shared truckload shipping come on okay sometimes carriers have a load of empty space back here but with flock freight shit load matching technology they can fill up that empty space with other shiploads so no matter where are going. They're always hauling

a lot of stuff. Flogfrey, experts in shipping any kind of load. Awesome. So I mean, hello. That's what Steve Burns is up to these days. And I will say that, you know, thanks to Steve Burns and flock freight and his

blues clues days, I'm smarter. Thanks to Steve Burns. I know now that a fuckload is larger than a shit load. and so do you speaking to loads what's happening over there

at only fans huh what's going on people are all wound up because they're not getting paid what's happening at only fans pay your workers Canadian sex worker uh

serene rouge has said she's had to face a difficult choice uh she could end her recovery period from a recent surgery earlier and I wonder what that surgery was I probably should have you could subscribe to Serene's OnlyFans page and find out.

I bet I have a good idea what the surgery was, though. But anyway, she's recovering from that surgery. But she may have to return earlier to her day job as an exotic dancer because after two months now, it's back and forth with OnlyFans. Her earnings from the platform has not been deposited in her bank account. And she is not the only one. Babby, 23-year-old sex worker from Alberta, Canada,

said, I've had many sleepless nights, just trying to figure out how I'm going to get through this. We've got rent to pay. We've got myself to feed. I've got my dogs to feed. I've now enrolled, this is how tough it is for Babs, okay?

I'm sorry, Babi. Maybe Baby, B-A-B-I-E. I'm not sure I'm not subscribed. She said that she's now enrolled at a nail technician school. in order to have a more reliable primary source of income. There's an idea. Become a plumber.

Always, you're never going to lose money becoming a plumber. Anyway, it is agonizing. I'm making fun of them struggling, you know, from Onlyfans, these sex workers, because it's the oldest part, it's the only profession in the world. Well, go out and take care of business then. But this is the new sex work.

It's part of OnlyFans. According to OnlyFans, a third-party payment provider that receives the subscription funds, they, OnlyFans gets 20% of the fee, and then the rest goes to the, to the OnlyFans account according to. So, you know,

the creator gets 80%, and that's the deal you get. So you choose where you prefer the funds to go, right? And so there's a problem with how those payouts are being handled. What are you doing, Only fans? Make it happen. Apparently they claim that they say, Hey, we'll give you a, it's an account problem.

The company that they were using doesn't work. So they're saying, hey, you can use e-wallet, scrill, or Paxum. And one of them said that they're offering a gift card. Well, you know, I mean, you can't pay your bills with a gift. card and pay your bills with the money that you're making from only fans so they're really pissed because only fans has been making all kinds of money and they're having a tough time reaching only fans and dealing with it so i mean some of these people are making some cash on only fans one of them is worrying about you know she hasn't gotten her the she's owed over 20,000 and she's

made uh i forget how much she made this year but it was an amazing amount of money And she's saying, well, you know, they've only paid me. They finally came through with 18,000, but I'm still owed another three or four this month. Just amazing. So whatever is happening, and this could happen easily. I mean, this is, you know, if there's an issue with these payment companies, then you're going to have a tough time. And so I just want to say, only fans, get it worked out. Now, maybe, maybe some of the people that are getting fired from meta and,

Twitter are going to go to work for OnlyFans and maybe they can create their own platform, their own app so that OnlyFans doesn't have to mess with these other payment systems and you just have OnlyFans deposit the money into your account. That sounds like a pretty good idea. And by the way, OnlyFans, you're welcome.

And you call me. Just email me, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I'm here for you. We'll work out a deal. And what is happening over at Twitter? I mean, now we're finding out that some of the key executives are hitting the Briggs, which, you know, is to be expected. But Elon warned some employees yesterday

that bankruptcy isn't out of the question. Okay. And then we talked yesterday about Twitter blue and his Twitter gray and Twitter periwinkle. I don't know what he's doing over there. And now he has, remember when he tweeted legalized comedy? And then when he took over Twitter, he tweeted,

legal on Twitter now. Well, his tweet was comedy is now legal on Twitter. And now yesterday we find out that going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying parity will be permanently

suspended. Oh. Okay. So, and there he's talking about in the name. He's not talking about in your bio in the account summer. So what is happening? Elon, take it easy, man. calm down.

I realize that you don't understand sarcasm, but, you know, a lot of people do. We get it. Your motto should be, you know, do your own homework. Elon Musk's Twitter, but, you know, good luck. I mean, plus then they're saying now that his, his deal that he's

doing now is breaking FTC rules which is a deal that Twitter made with the FTC prior to him taking over which is a review process which is what is supposed to happen

when all these rule changes they're supposed to be a review process so and he said he had said that he was going to comply with FTC rules whatever it takes so they may just go bankrupt and start again. I don't know.

I don't know. Follow me at at Jeffie JFR on Twitter. I am a blue checkmark for now. No word yet on whether Elon's going to let Alex Jones back on the platform with a blue check mark if he pays his $8 a month. But yesterday, the judge, Judge Barbara Bellis, imposed that Alex Jones be taken out behind the barn tied up to six Clydesdale horses

and drug through nails and pieces of shattered glass. Oh, wait, no, that's not what happened. He just ordered him to pay another $473 million. That's it, though. That's it. Now, sure, he was ordered to pay $965 million in compensation last month. Oh, yeah, that's it, though, just over a billion so far.

And now we're looking at legal fees of, I don't know, another three or four hundred million. Plus a third and third of what's supposed to be the final trial. Still hasn't even happened yet. That's coming up. So, I mean, obviously he's fighting it and it's horrible, but, you know, he's, I mean, it's over, right? I mean, I don't know what else he does. He can't. is Alex going to work at the drive-thru at Chick-fil-A?

I'll be help you. What do you need? I don't think Chick-fil-A would hire Alex. But I could work at one of the other fast food places because they're dying for help. Alex would be working at Arby's. He could definitely work at the drive-thru at Arby's. You know why? Because we got the meat.

I got the meat for you right here. So when you pull into the drive-thru at your local Arby's, it's probably going to be Alex Jones. working at the drive-through trying to pay off this fee because I don't know how much money he's got buried in the backyard but he's they claimed he made I don't know 600 million in his heyday he claimed at one point I think it was 60 or 70 million that he had the wife was claiming at one time before they made up that he was trying to get money out of accounts and move money around He says now he's maybe got a couple million,

two or three million. But I'm guessing he's got a few million buried in the backyard. So, you know, at least he can maybe feed himself in the wife. He better not. He owes that money to those people from Sandy Hook because people on social media said bad things about them. Oh, okay. So if you can find out where he's got his money here in the backyard,

have at it. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So we all know that times are getting tough, no question. But according to this man, the pawn shop owner in Colorado, he believes that he has an inflation marker that is proof that times are getting tough. He now features a, well, they're calling it a used coffin at the pawn shop. Now, I don't know that anyone was ever buried in it,

but he has a coffin that someone has pawned at his store. And it's for only $499. He said many people have been pawning stuff off because of skyrocketing inflation. Yeah, duh. Our loans have gone through the roof. When does a pawn stop finally just say, no, I'm not going to take that?

Or they completely drop the prices of what they give you for the product. You know, so, I mean, that was the old, the old bit from Trading Places, right? The movie, The Trading Places with Dan Aykroyd and, what's his face? Eddie Murphy. You know, when Dan Aykroyd becomes poor

and he's trying to pawn off his watch and he talks about all the great things that this watch can do and, you know, it's worth all this money and the pawn shop operator was the old-time blues musician, Bo Diddley. And he said that, you know, he looked at him and said, in Philadelphia is worth 50 bucks.

So, I mean, that's the deal, right? That's what pawn shop owners do. So I just love the idea that there's a coffin. Just the other day, the one account that I follow on Instagram, my handle at Jeff Fisher Radio, is a Dallas, a local Dallas TV, Instagram account and they showed a guy pushing a coffin down the street. He was probably taking it to the Colorado pawn shop.

He might have seen this story and said, hey, I got a coffin at the house. I might as well go pawn it off. Make some dollars. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying I know times are tough. And, you know, that's what's going on. And times are also tough at Peloton, another great company,

trying to make a comeback. I know they're, you know, they're worried. But they are trying to resell some stuff on Facebook Marketplace for an eighth of what you paid. He said, I know people are trying to pay that off. So now Peloton's ex-CEO and co-founder is launching a direct-to-consumer custom cut rug called Ernesta and is bringing it along with most of his Peloton team. So they're trying to give you a rug to set your peloton on. This is wonderful for those of you that have the peloton's,

you need a custom rug to set your peloton on. Man, do I want that? Do I want my peloton with the custom cut rug Ernesta underneath my peloton? So they're going to offer lower prices by buying bulk carpet rolls. Oh, really? Is that how it works? So Ernesta can basically recycle Pelotons' organizational chart

because the co-founders are going to all join him to sell the rugs. Wow, good luck. Good luck. I'm surprised they didn't call it my rug. But what do I know? When you get that, you're going to laugh. All right, let's do the chewing the fat five. The daily headlines of the Fat Five stories you can take with you to get you through the day.

Today, the Fat Five is under the archaeological umbrella, okay? The Fat Five, earliest known Gibbon fossil discovered in southern China, seven million-year-old specimen fills in a key gap in the early primate evolution. Does it? That's what they said. Archaeologists discovered dozens of bronze statues buried in ancient Tuscan baths. Tuscan Jeff. Okay, whatever.

Ancient Tuscan baths dating to 2,300 years ago. That's not that long ago, actually. It finds a new light on the interactions between the Etruscan and Roman cultures during that time period. Oh, yeah. They were all getting together for a little bath time. Oh, yeah. Paleontologists discover a new species of petosaur uncovered in sub-Saharan Africa, a specimen at estimated 16-foot wingspan and dates more than 70 million years ago.

They believe they have found Cleopatra's tomb. So, you know, okay, that's what they think. What do I know? They've found some stuff that they think they have found, they finally have found. uh cleopatra's tomb and an ancient uh uh hole in israel oh that was digging they're combing it's an archaeological site yeah it's an ancient hole they believe that they have found a they first ever sentence or alphabet in this uh in this in this hole it's a cave okay it's not i know what it is stop looking at me like that so it's a rare

inscription found on ivory comb in Israel in this giant hole. And it talks about the annoyance with lice. Now I looked at what they found. Personally, I don't know where they get. It just jumps right off that ancient comb of ivory. Yeah, look at they're bummed about

lice in their hair. But, you know, it's a different kind of alphabet and I don't know how to read. did. So it's the Canaanite alphabet invented around 1800 BC and the foundation of all successive alphabet systems such as Hebrew, Arabic, Greek, Latin and shrillic. I mean

I guess there are people that know how to read it and that's what it says Hey, what the hell is all this stuff in my hair? It's lice and you're going to have to cut it off, my friend. That is today's Fat 5.

A couple other headlines that you should probably be aware of. A federal judge in Texas blocked President Biden's student loan cancellation program. And so, you know, I'm sure that fight will go on and on because President Biden believes that he's doing the right thing. Yeah, okay. Hurricane Nicole. We talked about Hurricane Nicole in the open. This is a little fast Hurricane Nicole, FastFAC, FastFAC of the Fat Five, that, became the first hurricane to make landfall in the U.S.

during November in 37 years. Interesting. Interesting. The first hurricane to make landfall in the U.S. during November in 37 years. Makes one go, huh. Or it makes you go climate change, climate change, I told you.

I mean, we talked to. about the UN Secretary General telling us that we were on a highway to climate hell. And this is just an example, a perfect example of what's happening at the COP 27. So, I mean, U.S. climate envoy, John Kerry, apparently is going to let businesses pay to offset their own emissions by funding developing nations. Yeah, no. I mean, that's what John does, is he just pays to offset it. I know, I know I'm part of the problem, but I pay, so it's all fine. I see where Rain Wilson changed his name to rainfall, heatwave extreme winter Wilson.

Oh, that's genius. That is genius. Now, his Twitter video that he puts, Twitter video that he put up. Join me at Arctic Base Camp in bringing attention to the melting issue. We need world leaders to take action at COP 27.

The Arctic is melting at millions of leaders per second, yet this problem can't seem to make a name for itself. So, we'll make a name for it. And he goes down a list of all the actors

and actresses. I guess everybody's just an actor now, how they should change their names. And you can go to arctic riskname.org and create a name for yourself. So that's going to bring attention to the problem. Anyway, here's rain and I'll see if we can make it through it. I don't know if I can. And before I push play, just remember, you remember, if you remember if you you not if you're saying to yourself wait who is rain rainfall heatwave extreme winter

wilson uh you would remember him from the office uh he's probably been on some other stuff too but i really don't care to look it up right now because this is so riveting hi there i'm rain Wilson, or should I say, rain, fall, heat, wave, rising sea levels, and we have to do something about it now, Wilson. Sorry to get so dark, so quick. See, what happens in the Arctic doesn't stay in the Arctic. As the polar caps melt, it drives up risks throughout the world, including extreme weather events that affect all of us.

So, as a cheap little stunt to help save planet Earth, I've changed my name on Twitter, Instagram, and even on my fancy writing paper. Oh. Acid rain kills Trees Wilson. Oh, that's funny. But I don't think you can change your name anymore on Twitter, right? Unless you have parody out or whatever, because Elon's kind of taken that away.

That was part of the fun of keeping your at name, but you could change your everyday name. But you better say parody on it. Otherwise, Elon's going to get butt hurt. I digress. Because I'm an Arctic risk name changer, which is going to be a game changer. Our mission at Arctic Basecamp is to raise awareness of the global risks of Arctic weather change. It's not just bad news for the Arctic, but for us too.

Right. I changed my name and you should too to help tell the world leaders and influencers that we need to act now. So I'm reaching out to you and lots of folks in show business to change their names. Going with Cardi, the Arctic B melting. Oh, that's genius. Jack Black Carbon is killing us. Uh-huh. Funes are increasing Borrell.

Amy Polar bears are endangered. Harrison, why not drive an electric Ford? Samuel Earth's getting hot as L. Jackson. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it anymore. That's your man, Rain Wilson. I'm sorry.

Rainfall, heat wave, extreme, winter, Wilson. He's got to know. It's idiotic. He has to. He has to. No, I mean, don't shake your head like I don't think so, Jeff. He has to.

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Who died today? We think a cobra that was bitten by an eight-year-old boy. We think the cobra is dead. Because the boy was attacked by the snake

in this remote village of Pandapa. in central Chichetegar, India. I don't know if this is the same place where monkeys have gone mad, but I have a feeling that it's pretty close. I look at the India map and you think, well, there's the remote village of Pandigaba.

And right there it's in central Chichikar region. And so he was playing in the backyard, and all of a sudden, the cobra shows up. there's wrapped himself around his hand, sinking its sharp fangs into his skin. And so fighting through the pain, he furiously shook his arm trying to get rid of the cobra. I mean, that's what, of course, you would be doing that.

And following his instincts for survival, the kid bit the cobra twice. He bit the cobra back. Good move. A good move. So he said, the snake got wrapped around his hand and bit me and I was in great pain. Hey, thank you.

And the reptile didn't budge when I tried to shake it off. So I bit it hard twice. And then I got away. The family rushed him to the nearby health center and he was quickly administered anti-snake venom and kept for under observation. So that he survived. Breathe easy. Wipe your tear away. He did survive from the cobra.

And it's a miraculous tale. Now, the segment, who died today, was about the cobra, because in the story, it says it's also believed that the snake died suffering from injuries. So we don't really know. We're not really sure. We just know the cobra's not there. We just know the kid bit the cobra a couple of times,

and we're guessing that it's dead. Okay. according to a snake expert Quisor Hussein I mean you think about snakes you think of Quisor Hussein The boy had only suffered a dry bite So that's when the snake bites you

But doesn't release its venom So maybe the snake was just playing It was playing around Wanted a little playtime with the kid So they're painful And they show only local sins symptoms around the area of the wound. India is home to 300 species of snake.

If you're thinking about moving to India, this will help. This will make you want to move there even more. It's the home of 300 species of snakes, including 60 highly venomous snakes. It's estimated 1.2 million people have died from snake bites in the country in the past 20 years. So, man. If you don't get pushed off a roof from a monkey, you're going to get bit by a snake. It makes you want to move there in a heartbeat, doesn't it?

I know. So it's taken a couple of years, but at least people in the Netherlands are finally catching up to what I told you was going to happen a couple of years ago. Wild animals are getting close to humans. They're moving in. Now, here in America, they're moving back a little bit because we're back.

The pandemic is over. No, it's not. It's still a pandemic, Jeff. I know, but it's over. And so the animals, we've backed them off a little bit because humans first. But in the Netherlands,

they're having a little problem with wolves now, and they're concerned that they're getting too close to people. They're telling people not to feed them. But what they're going to do now is they're going to go out and shoot them with paintballs

to mark the wolves and try to get them. to, you know, get them to move away. So instead of just going out there and you see a couple of wolves and you go, here, wolfy, wolfie, here, wolfie, wolfie. And the other wolves will go, you know, maybe we ought to get out of here. Maybe we should probably leave because it looks like that guy is not being very nice. Because I'm hearing him again, he's saying, here,

Wolfie Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, and the last time he did that, that happened. So why don't we leave? No, we're not going to do that. Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid. We are going to go ahead and shoot them

with paint balls. And that way they'll get scared and hopefully go away and we'll know if they've been shot and they'll be stained and we'll know where they're at and we can kind of track them. Okay.

All right. I mean, if I was a wolf And I'm just This is just me Off the top of my head If I'm a wolf And I'm in my pack We're hanging out

We're smoking cigarettes Going into town We're looking for food And we've got a lady Right, thank you And we got a lady You know sits in the park over there

And tosses me pieces of steak That she doesn't eat Because she knows that that's what I like And she tosses me a lighter A zippo and a smoke So that when I'm done with my snake, the fire up a butt,

just hang on the park. That's what we wolves do. So if I'm a wolf and that happens, and I see one of my friends get fooled by the here, wolfy wolfie, I'm thinking I'm out of here. All right, they're not friendly anymore.

If you were to shoot me with a paintball, I'd be pissed. You're messing up with my fur. You got a little bruise now. The lady's not giving me a steak. I'm coming after you. but that's what they're doing in the Netherlands. So, all right, good luck.

God bless. I saw where, I saw this great, this great chart. Where is it? I've got to find it now. It's about being attacked by a bear. You know, we did the bear story. The lady was attacked.

And she ended up getting down on the fetal position. And the boyfriend came and hit it with a flashlight. And they didn't want anything bad to happen to the bear. And that was the last story we did. That might even bed this week. and so I was sent a chart on how to use Brazilian jiu-jitsu against a bear. And it goes down with one, it has seven steps on how to, I'm going to help you out here, give you the seven steps.

So if you're attacked by a bear, you'll know how to use Brazilian jiu-jitsu against a bear. And the first one is wait for the bear to make a move. And then when it attacks, duck and shoot in and then take its back as you're underneath there and you just wrap around you take its back and then step four is it won't be able to reach you with this short arms step five go for the rear naked choke so you're on the back you've got your arms wrapped around the bear's neck that's they're calling it the rear naked choke and then when the bear passes out it will fall

forward you're good to go that's step six step seven is snap out of it your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step two. Apparently, this means that Brazilian jiu-jitsu will not work with a bear. So I know we have What's the Lie coming up as well? I want to thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. This episode today that you're listening to, if you're listening live on the 11th of November 2022,

is the 99th episode of Chewing the Fat. So Monday's episode, Tadda! will be the 1,000 episode of Chewing the Fat. So thank you. I mean, there's plenty of other episodes that are part of Jeff Fisher and Jeff Fisher Radio and a bunch of shows.

I've done a whole bunch more than a thousand shows. But Monday on Chewing the Fat, the Chewing the Fat show, not talking Walking Dead, not talking thrones but chewing the fat specifically 1,000 shows

and so thank you very much I appreciate it if you're listening to this and you're not a subscriber what are you doing you need to be a subscriber it's free go ahead and subscribe on a platform maybe the friend's platform that you're listening to

now or one that you like better but it's you know everybody likes free stuff nobody likes a free loader. Okay, so go ahead and subscribe. Anyway, thank you for listening to chewing the fat. Let me ask you, I'll give you a couple questions. I know, I'm up against the clock.

Are we really? It's a podcast. I could go for as long as I want. I could, I know, I know. I like to keep it, you know, within a listening frame. I like to think about, this is what, this is in my head, right? In my head, I see you leaving your place of employment. pushing play and listening to chewing the fat,

pulling into your driveway at home, about 40 minutes later, and that's the end of the show. That's how I envision it. Now, I know some of you are out on your lawnmowers or driving your tractors or feeding your cows. I know, I get it. But it's just in my head.

That's how I envision you. I don't envision you naked. Well, some of you, not you, though. But I do envision you listening, you know, just pulling into the driveway. And if there's, you know, there might be a minute left. You'd wait in your car because it's just that good. Or you'd just shut it off and say, man, am I glad I'm finally here? But either way, I appreciate you listening to me.

So let me ask you a couple questions here. All right. The New York Times ran a quiz on salaries. And I'm looking at these jobs and their salaries. They're never right. I mean, I feel like what is this? Now, this is not what's the law. This is just, I want to ask you, like a sous chef at per se, a three Michelin Star restaurant.

You think he's pulling down? I'm sorry. What do you think the chef is pulling down? Could be a he, she, they, them. I don't know. I didn't mean to imply that it was a he. Now, this climbs New York Times, 70 grand. 70 grand a year for the sous chef.

Yeah, all right. A general superintendent of train signals at New York City Transit. Now, you know, that's a union gig. First of all, let me give you a little helpful tip, a little helpful hint. That's a union job. A superintendent of train signals. What's that person pulling down a year? According to this, between $104 and $154,000 a year.

Turn the green light on! That's a good gig. Yeah, that's a good gig. Okay, the train's getting ready to leave. Turn the light off. Stop light off. That's a good gig. Man, you pull that job down for a hundred grand a year.

The exhibition coordinator at the Whitney Museum of Art. The exhibition coordinator at the Whitney Museum of Art. $60,000. That's not that much. The Whitney Museum of Art, if that's in Manhattan, the coordinator is not living in Manhattan. It's $60,000 a year, I'll tell you that. Anchor at WCBS TV Channel 2.

Good morning and welcome to WCBS TV Channel 2. It doesn't say whether it's morning or afternoons. Just says, anchor. News anchor. Between 230 and 250 grad a year. I feel like, I feel like it would be more than that,

but maybe that's the morning show. And executive director of fixed income trading in J.P. Morgan Chase's global, wealth management division. Yeah, that's on floor three. We don't, it doesn't get past floor three. Okay. Don't keep telling me, but it's the executive director of fixed income trading in J.P.

Morgan Chase's Global Wealth Management Division. According to this, according to the New York Times, executive director of fixed income trading between $142.5 at $300,000 a year. Huh? Does it make you feel better about what you do? for 11? No? Yeah, me either.

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And that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants tried to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. That's why we call it What's the Lie. Welcome to our contestant, Sean Stanco. Sean Stanko, welcome to What's the Lie.

How are you? I'm doing great, Jeffrey. Hey, Sean. Thank you for playing What's the Lie. Where are you located at, John? In Limeon, South Carolina. Wow, for people listening live on the 11th of November 2022, you're a smack dab in Hurricane Tropical Storm, Nicole.

weather. How you holding up? You got the boats out. You got the places battened down. The hatch is battened. Oh, yeah. We took the hurricane shutters. We got all that, yeah. All right. We'll just barely squeak through it. All right, good. I'm glad to hear it. So are you ready to play? What's the lie? I mean, you get

four headlines and one of them is not real. So you're ready to go? Yeah, let's give it a shot. All right. Let's go. What's the lie? These are your four headlines, Sean. TSA agents. gun inside raw chicken at Florida airport. Headline number two. New study finds house cats can tell your mood based on what music you're listening to.

Headline number three, Texas high schoolers must retake SATs after tests fly off UPS truck. Headline number four. TikTok user in Toom's bag of Cheetos to be opened in 10,000 years. Those are the four headlines. TSA agents find gun inside raw chicken at Florida airport. New study finds house cats can tell the mood based on what music you're listening to. Texas high schoolers must retake SATs after tests fly off UPS truck. Headline number four.

TikTok user and Toombs bag of... Hold on, I'm not done with the second reading. TikTok user and Toom's bag of Cheetos to be open in 10,000 years. Okay, those are your four headlines, Sean. Now you chose one headline. Is you sticking with that headline? Headline number four? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. Oh, dude. Dude, we really wanted you to win, too. Gosh, darn it. Oh, I tried. You know, because we're giving away Talking Sense, Jeffie, Blue, Freshie, that you can hang up and smell the air,

make your air smell just like, well, me. And you can, you know, for more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design for you, but you can still do that. but you're not going to win one. So, thanks for listening to What's the Lie.

What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MFXXII. So you went with number four, that's wrong. Did you think that you have another choice? You're going to take it?

You want to take one more guess? Just for the heck of it. I was going with number three. That's not that one. Number three, the Texas high schoolers must retake the SATs. I know. You want to guess another one? There's only two more.

You got two more. I guess I'll have to go with the chicken one. I mean, you'd think that's the most outrageous. Oh, okay, that's wrong, too. So you want to go? You have one more. You want to take a guess? No, it's number one then?

No, it was number two, the cat. So you went through them all. Yeah, the cat. So, yeah, the cat's not telling your mood from the music you're playing, right? Cats are cats. There is no new study. Although there probably will be a study. I forget what it was a dog, but it was, it touched on a lot of it.

I know. There's probably a study out there coming soon that will be that way. Sean, hey, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Thanks for playing What's the Lie. Thanks for listening to The Blaze. I really appreciate it. You take care of yourself. Okay.

Be safe. Absolutely, sir. It's great talking to you. Thank you. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.