Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Everyone Should Do It... | 8/18/23

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

Ice falls from sky… Family night summoning demons… World Chess Federation bans Trans… Shake Shack Chief Avocado officer [e-mail] Stafanos Tsitsipas wines about a fan… Who Died Today: Jerry Moss 88 / Michael Parkinson 88 / Kathryn Hoedt 23… Project Veritas on the ropes… www.blazetv.com/jeffy Promo code Jeffy… Womans World Cup Final… Hurricane Hilary bearing down on west coast… Game Show: What’s The lie? Contestant: Lacey Cashman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So hail is created when water droplets are carried well above the freezing level by strong thunderstorm updrafts. It's just a little hail infomercial for you.

Now, the droplets freeze and form ice particles, which fall toward the bottom of the cloud from the pull of the gravity, but they are forced back up by the powerful updrafts of air within the clouds. And the hailstone grows as additional water freezes onto it and eventually becomes too heavy for the updrafts to support it, and it falls to the ground. Just letting you know that hail is associated with high vertical cumulumous clouds and the kind of clouds that produce severe thunderstorms.

Okay? That having been said, a family in Massachusetts say that a large chunk of ice fell from the sky and hit their house. Was that hail? I don't know. I've seen some pretty big chunks of hail. Hitting my house, hitting my vehicles, hitting my neighborhood here in the great state of Texas. Softball size hailed, big ones.

Now, this man and his wife suspect the ice fell from an airplane. What? Come on now. Neither the couple or their two children were hurt when the ice chunk initially estimated at 15 to 20 pounds hit the roof. hit the roof of their home. Holy cow. How'd you like to be sound asleep and have that hit your roof?

We heard an explosion, the loudest pop bang I've ever heard. Then they heard debris rolling down the roof onto a lower roof. Wow, rich people. Two roofs. Holy cow. Initially, they thought the house was struck by lightning.

Now, the FAA said we're investigating. So just don't worry about it. All right. So they ran upstairs to check on their kids. They were still sound asleep. The kids are like, we don't care. All right. It's nighttime we're sleeping, leave us alone.

They're fine. So then they ran around the house to see what happened. I mean, they have so many roofs that they couldn't see anything. But they did see a partial block of ice on the back step and debris scattered around the backyard and on the roof. I didn't know what it was. I grabbed a flashlight. I should have grabbed that before he went out at the first.

first time and started looking for damage, but I couldn't see any at first. His wife then called police, and he spotted a hole in the roof. That's when he ran up to the attic to see if there was a hole. And sure enough, yes, there it was, a big old hole. The impact on the outside was about 18 inches to two feet in diameter, but the damage to the inside was bigger. Yeah, it's a lot bigger now that it put a hole in your roof. It ruined hundreds of thousands of dollars of my home.

The wife collected 10-pound bags of ice. It doesn't say how many that she collected. There were plenty more to collect. Oh, 10 pounds of ice. Okay, I see it wasn't not 10-pound bags of ice. It was 10 pounds of ice in bags, but there was plenty more to collect. So is it hail?

Is it a giant ice box from the plane? I don't know. Is it the end of times? Is it climate change? We just don't know. We do know that the Federal Aviation Administration is investigating. So that should make everyone feel so much better.

On the other hand, this weekend, heads up. You don't know, man. Giant blocks of ice. I will say, where I drive to, and fro frequently in the DFW area, I pass by

DFW International Airport, one of the busiest airports in the world. Some days they've got them rowed up by two and three deep and two or three rows along DFW for those planes coming in. I have yet to see a large block of ice hit the interstate. Now I want one to hit the interstate. I don't want to be involved in an accident because of a large block of ice,

but I do want to see one hit the ground. I guess that's just me. Welcome! And be careful out there, okay? Welcome to Chewing the Fass. I don't know if it has anything to do with what happened in Massachusetts with the large block of ice falling from the sky,

but in Minnesota, their art center is holding a demon-summoning session for families. Now, I don't know if that has to be. It doesn't anything to do with ice blocks falling from the sky. It's possible. That's possible that that's how hail freezes over. Get it?

Anyway, so this art center in Minnesota, the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis, held a demon-related pagan ritual called Lilit the Empathic... How do I say that word again? Epithetic. Empathic, Jim. Yeah, that's what I said. Empathic demon earlier this month that was geared toward families.

Walker, yeah, there's nothing like bringing. Families come together when you summon demons. Man, you bring the family together. So the Art Center is guided by the belief that art has the power to bring joy and solace and the ability to unite people through dialogue and shared experience. and nothing brings shared experiences with the family like summoning demons. Am I right? Of course I'm right.

So the description of the demon-themed activity said that the performance of Lillet, the empathic demon, was a collective and playful demon summoning session. Oh, oh, we wanted a fun demon. get in here I wouldn't play some games with the fun demon holy cow so then I thought well

there's got to be audio there is no audio of the demon summary so then I go well go to YouTube and I'll see if we can you know have some audio

and then I decided not to there's so many videos no yeah holy cow even if you're summoning the fun one that could be happening a block of ice

could hit me right now out of the sky. I mean, all these videos, warning, by watching this video, you are taking part in an invocation ritual for a very powerful demon. Well, is it a funny, powerful demon,

or is it a bad guy, evil demon? I don't know. It doesn't say that. But, holy cow, I decided not to play any of the summoning demon videos. I mean, they've got this all over YouTube. Heaven forbid you tell people

to take ivermectin. Don't do that. We'll take you down in a heartbeat. But if you want to summon a demon, go ahead. You put that video up. We'll play it. I'm all for it. I don't care.

Listen, I don't. I want them up there. Okay, let's be clear about that. I don't want YouTube to take down anything. But, I mean, if you just think to yourself for a moment, common sense, would you rather have someone saying, hey, perhaps you should take this pill to help you get well. or summon a fun demon, which one would you rather have?

Only you can answer that question. Okay, so this story about the World Chess Federation, I play chess, I love chess, you know, okay, fine. I haven't played, I don't play in any major tournaments. I'm not a, what do they call it, a chess? A grand master, okay? I may be a master, but I'm not a grand. master at chess.

Okay. So the world chess has banned trans women from all female contests over unfair advantage fears. Now, to be that, I mean, I get the sporting events

where if you're a man who believes that you're a woman and then you participate in sports where it's an all-woman sport, you have an advantage. because you're a man, physical advantage, okay? But to be a man, thinking that you're a woman, to go play in a woman's chess tournament,

so now the World Chess Federation is saying that men are smarter than women by not allowing this, right? I just, any player who has transitioned from male to female has no right to participate who has transitioned. Wow. I mean, that's, there's a big difference there. If you've gone through, that's where I draw the line, actually, personally.

If you've gone through the surgeries and the actual transition. And I watch you're a woman now. Go ahead. That's what you wanted. You got it from me, no problem. But any player who has transitioned from male to female has no right to participate in official F-I-D-E,

that's the Federation Chess or the International Chess Federation has no right to participate in official FI-D-E events for women until further analysis so we're going to check you out

okay you have to drop it down you know drop okay bend over cough I have to check that out for you okay no you can't participate sorry sorry about that so the decision was published Monday and it goes into effect this coming week, August 21st.

So if you're listening live, today is the 18th. So if you're going to be in a tournament this weekend, you still have a chance as a trans person to participate in a chess federation contest for only women as a trans person. But after Monday, no, sorry. I don't, I just kind of weird to me. I get the physical advantages, but chess is, I don't know, mental.

You don't have to be, you know, jocked to play chess. I mean, I've got a big chess board with some really nice chess pieces, and they're big and heavy. You can still pick them up. I mean, my grandkids have broken them. I mean, let me rephrase that. My wife's grandkids have broken them. Holy cow.

What am I thinking? I slipped up there was a little minor slip up on my part. We can edit that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can just edit that out. Just let that go. That is not going to make it to air, okay? We need to go to the break room because I need something cold to drink, man.

That was a screw up. So earlier this week, we talked about a new gig at Buckees, the Bud E, that you. you can apply for and now I have another gig for you. That's because I'm helpful here on Chew of the Fat. That's what I'm here for. A Shake Shack, one of my favorite places on the planet. Shake Shack is hiring.

Okay. Now, they're on the hunt for their first ever chief avocado officer. Okay. You're going to be hired to share your ideas on how the brand can better incorporate avocado into basically everything. I will never get this job because if I came in, I would say, yes, I'm the chief avocado officer. How can we better, you know, incorporate avocados into our brand? You shouldn't, okay?

Stop it. We're not doing, I don't care where avocados come from. Avocados from Mexico. Or anywhere else, I don't care. No, they should not be incorporated, but that's what they want, okay? So the winning avocado connoisseur will receive a unique experience to share ideas for new opportunities and to add the old Avo and personally inspect and taste sliced avocados in shake. Oh, oh, oh, no, I don't want that.

I don't want that. No. No, no, no. You want no. So the benefits of the job include you get ShakeShack Avocado merch. Oh, that's okay. All right. You're going to get $3,000.

I'm up for that. The avocado stipend. All right. You get to work with the Shake Shack leadership. Yeah, okay. You learn about the avocado selection process, which I'm sure means that you have to, you know, possibly go down to another country because most avocados are...

Avocados from Mexico. They probably have to go there. And perhaps the best thing of all, which I am a fan of, you get free Shake Shack for a full year. You know, it's funny that you're the avocado chief officer, chief avocado officer, but all you eat is the regular Shake Shack burger with fries and a chocolate shake.

I know. I know. That's because I don't want avocados in anything, okay? The avocado bacon menu, which includes its avocado bacon burger, topped with sliced avocado, applewood smoked bacon, shake sauce, along with its avocado,

Avocado bacon, chicken, a chicken breast with sliced avocado, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, pickles, and buttermilk, herbed mayo. Yum, yum. Man, does that sound good? No, it does not. You must be a U.S. citizen, 18 years old, and you must reside within a 25-mile radius of a participating Shake Shack location. So good luck if you want to do that.

You're going to have to apply. They want videos and photos and poems and songs. Maybe I should just apply and say hi. Hi. Hello. I'm Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. Yes, I would like to be your chief avocado officer for ShakeShack. I believe that I know best that...

Avocados from Mexico are what we're going to be using. hire me. And then I get Shake Check for a year and $3,000 bucks. I think I'm in. Here's something else you could do. You can go to a tennis match and make

insect sounds or bee sounds when the tennis players are starting to serve before they serve. Before the tennis player starts to serve, you sit there and you go I don't know that I can make that sound. Oh, yeah, well, you just...

Yeah, you got to be loud enough for him to hear you. So, there's this tournament, tennis tournament, going on in Cincinnati. I love the tennis tournaments in Cincinnati this time of year. The Western and Southern Open. The number four ranked player in the world is playing in this tournament. Stephanos, T-S-I-T-S-I-P-A-S. Sizi Poss Yeah, he's playing

And he's all wound up And he wants to have this fan booted out of the tournament Out of there, she's sitting front row Next to the court Because he's accusing her Of making buzzing sounds While he's getting ready to serve

In the footage You can see him originally thinking That there's actually, She must be a great vocalist because she's sitting back in the first row, but I don't know how far that is away from where he's serving in his courts. But to think he's getting ready to serve, and he starts swinging his racket around, like there's a bee flying around him.

And then he realizes, hey, wait, there's somebody, that's not a real bee, there's somebody making noise. Now, in this compilation audio that you're going to hear, it's video also. I'll play the video for you, too. You just won't be able to see. see you'll be able to see it in your mind. He is

whining to the umpire. And then he goes over to the road, to the front row there. And we'll say, it looks like there's a few seats not sold out at the old Cincinnati Western and Southern Open. We've got to rethink that.

But maybe, maybe. This is a thought for me here. Maybe Stephanos Seatsy Pass. Maybe you ought to just be concerned about putting a good show for the fans and draw some you know sell some tickets but that's just me but anyway let's play the let's play the audio because he is he's all wound up and he goes over to the umpire and the empire that's going on what you know the announcers are like that's the first one

for me and let's just play first on imitating a beat oh yeah oh yeah as winners went in canada on sunday caspar road is out he lost to max prassell or he qualifier And still the likes of... That's where he's flashed against a bit of inch. Fugner's racket around like he thinks there's a bee around him. And then he realizes, oh, wait, it's not a real B. So he goes over and stops the game, whines to the Empire. What's wrong?

There's a person imitating a B. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. It's a buzz right before I serve. You think that's... No, that's okay? That's okay? He's asking to the Empire.

He's a new one. That is a new one. Then he goes, walks over to the crowd, goes up to them. And as soon as he goes up there, pause this for just a second, as soon as he goes up there, as soon as he goes up there, there's two rows. There's two ladies and two guys. Now, I don't know if they're together. I don't know if you take, you know, the whole family and friends to the Western and Southern

Open in Cincinnati, maybe you do. But they immediately, as soon as he goes up to the crowd, like, hey, somebody, he's looking for somebody else, somebody's making this bee sound. who's doing this. This guy in the second row immediately starts pointing to this lady in the front row. Right. I wanted to turn around and just punch him right in the face.

Snitch? What are you talking about? I'm having fun here. I'm making this guy screw up in his number four player in the world. Number four player in the world. Stephanos. Sitsy Paz. Yeah.

He can't even concentrate. It's awesome. That's good stuff. Okay. I know. I oh he's a professional yeah I got it okay so he's over there and she's pointing and then he's got to go back to the umpire and whine some more because now he knows who it is go ahead so he's

yeah there's the guy pointing and he's over there in the front so now he knows and he she says okay do you know please it has never happened in like area no man that's the first time you have this i know i know i know Every time I have it. You're speaking to you? No, no, they're imitating a bit. They're buzzing there. But do you know, do you know who is exactly?

It's the lady over there. It's a lady. I want her out. I want her out. Okay. All right. That's fine. I want her out.

I want her out. Do you think that's okay? I want her. It never happened before in my career. Really? Mr. Professional, tennis player. Nobody's made a buzzing sound while you were getting ready to serve. Okay.

Focus. Focus on your game. Okay, that's what you should be doing. Right. Every time, I swear, that should be a thing now, man. Every time that Stephanos. Sitsi Poss. Plays in a tournament.

When he walks out of that court, every person in the crowd should buzz like a bee. Yes. That's what I want. That's what I want. What I like, hey, hey, hey, stephanos. Sitsy Paz. Yeah, what do you think of that?

What do you think of that? Oh, like, okay. I just, I just, Jeff, you don't understand the pressure these guys are under. And it's just, they should be, they should be used to go, come on. Come on, come on. She wasn't heckling them. That's awesome. That's good stuff.

think she got kicked out because she did at the end there she looked like she was saying okay okay i'll stop but man i wouldn't want her to stop i would not want her to stop at all and i want the i want the crowd they won't to of course because tennis is all the hoity-toits but tennis will i want the entire crowd just to buzz like a bee when he walks out onto the court there now you can't say it's never happened to you before Stephanos T-S-I-T-S-I-P-A-S Yeah, that's what I said

Boating for Flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes What? Sounds like Ojo time Play Ojo, great idea Feel the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games And with no wagering requirements What you win is yours to keep groovy Hey, I won

Feel the fun The thing will begin when passenger Fisher is done celebrating 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1-8665331-2-6-0 or visit comicsontario.ca. Who died today? Who died today? Well, let's start with Jerry Moss. Jerry Moss. You know A&M Records, Herb Elpert and Jerry Moss, he's the M in A&M. A&M Records, Jerry Moss, dead at the age of 88. He died of natural causes.

Okay, that's what it says. It says natural causes. Don't look at me like that. That's what it says. Okay, so Jerry Boss, the M in A&M records, dead at the age of 88. Then we have Michael Parkinson. I don't think he died of that disease, though.

I don't think he died of his own disease. In fact, I don't. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the disease was not named after him. So Michael Parkinson, legendary UK talk show host, and he was. I was looking at him. He interviewed all the biggies in his day. I mean, Paul McCartney, Muhammad Ali, George Michael, Madonna, Fred Astaire, Orson Wells, Mel Gibson.

Wow. I mean, he had thousands of celebrity interviews. When you see him, you go, oh, yeah, him. He is the guy. He died at the age of 88. He died peacefully at his home after a brief illness. That's what they say. Why are you looking at me?

I don't think it's that. I don't. I don't think it's that. So Michael Parkinson, rest of peace, dead at the age of 88. Then we have Catherine Hout. Catherine Hote, L-H-O-E-D-T. She has passed away at the age of 23. Stop it.

No, it's not that. I don't know why you're even... You were thinking it, okay? I haven't even told you how she died. You're thinking it, okay? She died on a rocky shoreline at Lake Folsom in Northern California. She was a morning news show producer in Sacramento. for NBC affiliate KCRA 3.

Good morning. Whack, whack, whack. And she's already, she graduated from New York University, and then she's, you know, a morning show producer in Sacramento. Good for her making her moves. But she was out partying with her friends at this rattlesnake barboat launch of Folsom Lake. And when you think of parties, man, you think of going to Rattlesnake Barboat Launch of Folsom Lake.

and maybe that's where maybe you do I don't know apparently that's where she was and this damn bar rattlesnake barboat launch of Folsom Lake had an illegal swing an illegal rope

swing set up outside their bar okay and this girl decided to use it so she's partying at the old rattlesnake I could get on that rope swing and swing into the lake no problem. Give me another

shot and I'm going to go. That was a mistake. She should not have done that. There's a reason why rope swings have been officially banned from Folsom Lake. You'd think as a morning show producer, she would have known that. But no.

She doesn't know that. And especially after a few shots, you're thinking that's fine. Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. This guy is daring me and I think he's hot. He thinks I'm hot. I could do No problem. I'm going to swing into the

and the bar is like we're fine. Nobody's had a problem with it. Now the lake is kind of low. And maybe she didn't swing just right. Maybe she was, you know, I don't know. I'm just guessing that she had alcohol in her system.

It's possible that she didn't. I'm just guessing that she did. But she gave her into the old swing and well, sadly she missed. And then they gave her CPR, took her to the hospital, but she was pronounced dead on arrival. Very sad.

Do we have, I mean, she was at a bar. Is there actually, is there like YouTube or a TikTok video of her swing jump? I, you know, look, I don't want to see something like that. But if there's actual video of it, I mean, I'm going to look. All right. No, stop it. That's not funny. I thought there was actual.

That's not funny. I thought there was actual footage of this girl swinging off her rope and dying. But that's not funny. That's just not funny. So Catherine Hote. All right, it's a little funny. It's not funny. I'm not laughing at that.

Just not doing it. Catherine Hote, rest in peace. Very sad. She was 23. I was looking at the picture. It's so sad. And you hear it from her. She had her whole life in front of her.

Well, You never know when today is the day before. Isn't that the ad for the tornadoes or whatever to have tornado insurance or whatever? You never know when today is the day before. So you just never know. You just never know. Oh, you know who else died today? Project Veritas.

Now you may say to yourself, sure, I died along when they kicked off James O'Keefe, because he was Project Veritas. And so they pushed him out and this new girl took over. Project Veritas. Well, it's being reported that everyone has been given the boot and they have limited staff left, but the rest of them have all been fired

because it's over. Yeah, because Project Veritas was James O'Keefe. Okay? I don't know if you know that. It was his thing. So when you pushed him out, you kind of ruined him. the company.

Just saying. Big weekend this weekend as well. If you're listening live, it is Friday the 18th on 2020. And we have the Women's World Cup final Sunday morning, 6 a.m. Be there or B square. England. No, no, stop it.

It'll be huge. It's huge. It's going to be huge. is what it's going to be. Spain topped Sweden. And so now England is advanced to the finals after knocking out Australia.

So it'll be awesome. You'll have the Women's World Cup championship Sunday morning, which is huge. I believe it starts at 6 a.m. Eastern. So you can get up and have coffee and soccer

in the morning. Man, how much fun is that, huh? I know. And then when you're having coffee and soccer in California, you're going to be getting hit with a hurricane. Or it would be a tropical storm by then. So Hurricane Hillary, and I've seen the memes with Hillary Clinton's face in the eye of the hurricane.

It's, whoa, whoa, no. I didn't mention it. I didn't say his name. Okay, we're not gun-cocking for Hillary. But I'm just saying, that this Hillary Hurricane is with one L, okay? It's not two. Hillary Clinton is two L, so ha, ha, ha,

with your little Hillary memes, but it really doesn't work, does it? Doesn't smell different. Wow, are you dumb? Okay? So, anyway, Hurricane Hillary is about 400 miles south of Cabo as we speak, or thereabouts, and it has a sustained winds of 145 miles.

now. It's pretty big storm, Cat 4. And it's looking like it's going to be in California by tomorrow night and then hitting Southern California on Sunday as a tropical storm. I mean, it's got to be the first time that a hurricane has ever hit Los Angeles, right?

Oh, wait. No, there was one in 1939, too. Was the climate change then, too? Well, is that when we had? That's when the first SUV was on the roads in 1939, right? So, I mean, there couldn't have been a tropical storm hit California because there was no climate change back then. But there was. So be ready for all the sad stories of all the homeless people in L.A.

and Southern California. And I think some of it's going to hit Vegas. They need the rain. I mean, that area needs the rain. So I hope that tropical storm douses the area greatly. But there's plenty of homeless people. There's plenty of people living in the tunnels of Las Vegas that are going to get washed out. And it's going to be sad stories coming from those events.

But the area overall needs that tropical storm to push through there with a lot of rain. So keep your fingers crossed. Less, no death, a lot of rain. No death, a lot of rain. There. We good? Yeah, we're fine. Good luck.

It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those. Goaltenders, no, but chicken tenders,

yes, because those are groceries, and we deliver those too. Along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol, and other everyday essentials. Order Uber eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region.

See app for details. Be sure to follow me on Twitter or X at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can follow me on YouTube, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. And you can always order a cameo at Jeffy JFR. That isn't free. But just tell Cameo.

I'm Cameo's trained monkey. You tell them, you know, happy, glad, sad, mad, mean, whatever, and then I do it. Okay, so it's Friday, which means that it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. That's where we get.

What's the lie? Our contestant today, Lacey Cashman. If you win Lacey, not only will you come back for another round, you will win a Talking Sense Jeffie Blue Freshie. And for more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group

and find the Freshie scent of design for you. If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie, you can email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Ashman, welcome to What's the Lie. How are you? I'm great. Thanks, Jeffrey. Oh, it's so good. I appreciate you participating in America's favorite game show. What's the

lie? I know you're busy. People can find Lacey at her farm, a mountain grown farm. The website is mountaingrownfarm.com. Is that right? Um, yeah, that's great. It's easy. Mountaingromparr.com. We're in New York, so. And, uh, I can ship you garlic. That's about it.

Really? You know, you can't ship tomatoes or tomatoes or cucumbers or anything like that? Well, I suppose you could. I don't know how well they'd ship. Okay. So really what it is. I don't know if I have time for a funny story, but I tried once to ship my dad's tomatoes. And they were a little bit underripe when I sent them, but they were soft by the time they got there.

Yeah, we don't. have time for that story. All righty. Are you ready to play four headlines and one not real? What's the lie? All right. I'm nervous that I am. I feel like I've made it pretty easy for you today. So here are your four headlines. Okay. All right. Headline number one. Cops say aliens attacking Amazonian Village are men with jet packs. Headline number two. A Kansas grocery store now has the top podcast on Spotify. Headline number three. Scientists just discovered a strawberry-like Antarctic invertebrate with 20 arms. Headline number four.

Florida Village terrorized by peacocks planned to use vasectomies to solve the problem. Those are your four headlines, Lacey. Headline number one, cops say aliens attacking Amazonian Village are men with jet packs. Headline number two, a Kansas grocery store now has the top podcast on Spotify. Headline number three. Scientists just discovered a strawberry-like Antarctic invertebrate with 20 arms. Headline number four, Florida Village terrorized by Peacock's, plans to use vasectomies to solve the problem. Those are the four headlines.

All right, Lacey, what is the lie? Okay, I think it's number two. Number two, you would be absolutely correct. Congratulations. Yes, I told you. I made it easy. Yay. All right.

Hey, I love it. So, hey, you've won thanks. You know what? Just add it. And then we'll tell her what she's won. Okay. Let's go. You actually are, if you come back, I mean, you're going to win the, you've already won the talking sense, Jeffrey Bluefreshie.

All right. We've won that. No problem. But, you know, you're going to come back next week. You may win another. I mean, you may win another. talking sense, Jeffey, Blue, Freshie. So, congratulations.

That's fantastic. I did. I made it too easy, though, for you. You can make it harder next time then. I'm just going to let that one go completely away. I'm not going to comment on that. No, I mean, you thought it was easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no. I got it. I got it. All right, thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lies? A subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I, I.

Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.