Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Fat and Sassy... | 12/19/23

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

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Because you bring it home and you put it up in the living room or the family room or, you know, wherever you put it up. And now there's an owl in your tree. How long would it take you? How long? Well, a Lexington, Kentucky family said that it's their tradition to go as a family to pick out a Christmas tree every year. And it was just another usual year to go get their Christmas tree. So they have three, they also have three dogs. They use the room nonstop. They watch TV.

The kitchen's right here. And they just put up the tree like always. And then they realize four. days later that there's an owl in the tree. Okay. The guy said I was at the home while the family was out. So they brought in a guy to clean the carpet, I guess. And who doesn't do that?

You have the magic carpet cleaning service show up and you leave. So he was there. And he first noticed the bird after plugging in a piece of equipment. And he saw the tree start to sway. Okay, he was just sitting on one of the lower limbs. It crawled up into the tree further. It took me several minutes to even find it. He sent photos to the family,

and it was glad that he was there to deal with the animal. Yeah, since you're cleaning my carpet, worker, why don't you take the owl outside as well, okay? And so now we're happy that everybody's going to have a family Christmas tree. So the family never even knew that the owl was in the tree. they had a worker there who said yeah hey you guys know you got an owl in your tree and they said no could you take care of that too please i know you're busy cleaning the carpets and cleaning the floors for the holidays but go ahead and dig that owl out of the tree and set it free would you that is awesome so good news the owl was free and happy and living outside wondering hey what happened to my home where i was nice and warm and cozy. Yeah, that's gone. You're outside, pal. Okay. I've got to find someplace else to live.

And the other news is it took four days, four days. And it wasn't even the family that noticed that the owl was in the tree. Incredible. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Okay, now I want you inside the way, the mind of chewing the fats, Jeff Fisher. So I'm reading the story about the owl. and then I see a link about the Berlin Zoo who's sending their first giant pandas born in Germany back to China. Now, apparently they had a deal with China. You know, the world has a deal.

China's not giving you anything. China says, yeah, you can borrow it, but we're going to take it back. And now China has a deal. Yeah, you can go ahead and if you want the pandas, we're going to charge you for them. Okay. So now this, apparently they had a deal with China

that the Berlin Zoo that they would send the panda bears back to China a couple years ago and then we had the pandemic and they couldn't apparently all travel was cut loose during the pandemic there's no way we could send a bear

or bears plural back to China during the pandemic so they waited and it's the first giant pandas born in Germany sending back to China they're four years old now and the pandas pit and polly also known by their Chinese name Meng Zheng and Mengmuan. They are now in China.

They arrived at the Chengdu Panda base, and they'll be there in quarantine for a week or so, and then we'll set them free, I guess, or we'll put new chips in them and send them back to other countries. I don't know what they're going to do with them. Really weird. But they're back, and they're good, and no problem. Now, apparently there's like 1,800 pandas.

We've talked about it before when the pandas here in the U.S. had to be shipped back to China. So there's about 1,800 pandas living in the wild in China and a few hundred in captivity worldwide. And now, so I'm reading about the pandas. And then I start reading about presidential animals, a past White House animals. Now, we all know about the president that we have in office now, Joe Biden, who has got his attack dogs. that have injured people and he shipped them off to friends and, you know, they're being

retrained or whatever's going on. And they should have been shot a long time ago. We've been through that. But I was interested that was really kind of strange that, you know, President Trump had no animals. He was somewhat unique. Okay. He was the third in American history to serve without a pet at the White House.

Really, really. Now, that Biden doesn't have any pets right now, I don't think. I think they all got shipped off, but he may still have one wandering around. But then they have a list of some of the more fascinating pets that presidents have had while at the White House. And I didn't know some of these.

George Washington began, I mean, number one, he started with four hounds, names drunkard, taster, Tipler, and tipsy. All right. Then came John Adams, who only had three dogs, including one named Satan.

Thomas Jefferson switched things up by keeping dozens of sheep, including a four-horned ram, including a four-horned ram, that apparently killed a boy. I do remember seeing some stories about that. And so they didn't get, they didn't even put the ram down, which I would not be opposed to.

They just shipped him off to Monticello. And that, when it was at Monticello, it killed several other ram. So Tabas probably liked this ram. He was a mean old bastard and he was just killing everything in sight. I think we would have been a time to put that ram down. But he didn't. Okay.

So then it goes down a little list of other presidential pets. Calvin Coolidge. I do remember this story when we did the Calvin Coolidge, the greatest president of all time. Adopted a raccoon named Rebecca. After he left office, a possum moved into Rebecca's treehouse. And it was subsequently adopted by Herbert. Hoover, Hoover just said to leave it there.

And then he didn't really necessarily adopt it. He was like, just leave the damn thing there. Andrew Johnson didn't bring pets with him, but he apparently made friends with some mice found living in the executive mansion. Okay. And we heard stories that there was some mouse rat problems at the White House not too long ago. I feel like it was during the Obama administration. So they're still there. We need to,

that needs to be eradicated of very good. Just don't say anything because then you're going to have PETA, you know, whining, don't kill the rats. They're at the White House.

They need to go. Have a nice day. What do you doing at the White House? Not that we're just tenting it. Nobody, nobody'll notice. Just tent the White House for the weekend. No one will notice.

Then Martin Van Buren wanted to keep a pair of tiger cubs. given to him by the Sultan of Oman. And the Congress was like, no, you're not going to keep Tiger comes around the White House? Sorry about it?

So Congress, no, you're not, this is not happening. And so they donated it to the zoo. They gave it to the Washington. They gave them to the Washington Zoo. Then Andrew Jackson had a parrot named Pole. And apparently the parent, the parrot, you know, had a pension.

for profanity. Yeah, hello. And at Jackson's funeral, it cursed so much that they removed the parrot from Andrew Jackson's funeral. I mean, Andrew probably would have been pissed that they removed the parrot because it was his parent. He's the one that taught it to use all these profane words. At his funeral, go ahead. Let him fly. Just a little quick jaunt in history of White House presidential animals dead or alive. So be sure to follow me on my social media accounts on X at Jeffie JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can follow me on YouTube chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

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Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Another example of the world coming after Elon Musk, I see where the EU opened a formal investigation into whether X is breaking European laws on disinformation and hate speech. It's the first probe under the new Digital Services Act and potential penalties, include a fine equal to 6% of the company's global income. I mean, I'll just leave it at that because it's agonizing. I mean, the world, the world can't stand the fact that X slash Elon Musk is presenting a platform where you can pretty much say what you want. Know what I mean?

All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. So I see where Apple is saying that their Apple Watch Series 9 and Apple Watch Ultra 2 will no longer be available to purchase from Apple later this week. Apparently the watches have a blood oxygen sensor and when your blood oxygen level gets too low, the watch just sends a shock into your body. It's not true. It's not true at all. Just kidding. It's just a joke.

But if it were true, huh? It would be something about it's not. It's not true at all. The move comes as there's a long-running patent dispute between Apple and this medical technology company, Massimo. Massimo, M-A-S-I-M-O. And it's around the blood-oxygen sensor technology. So you're not going to be able to order it from Apple. I guess you can get it.

from other places. And the ones that you have already by December 21st, you will still get the warranty and all that kind of stuff and get it fixed. And it's a strange kind of thing that the ITC, and who doesn't love the ITC? Yeah, the International Trade Commission. Yeah, love them.

Apple says that the ITC has banned only impacts sales of the Apple Watch Series 9 and Apple Watch Ultra 2 because those devices offer blood oxygen monitoring capabilities. Now, some of the watches that they made early on, the earlier watches have some blood oxygen

level monitoring capabilities as well. I guess that's fine. It's just the newer models that is impacted. So if you want a newer model that can check your blood oxygen level and you want that series 9 or the Ultra 2, get it

now, while supplies last, because they're not going to be available much longer. Oh, and we finished up Lawman Bass Reeves, the first season, season one. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. Taylor shared in another great show from him, Lawman Bass Reeves. Really enjoyed it. I have not seen where there's going to be a season two, if it's going to change up, what they're going to do with it, if it's already been up, re-upped. But there should be. There should be at least. least a couple more seasons. I know Taylor's got a few other things going on, but if he needs some help, he can always, you know, he can always reach out to me. Just, you know, DM me on any of the social

media accounts or email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I'll get right back to you, Taylor, because I've got some ideas for season two and then maybe just wrap it up with season three and you're done with it. You don't have to worry about it anymore. You do Lawman Basselies, season one, two, and three, and then you're done. Season two could be about, this is my idea, Taylor. I wish I probably shouldn't give it to you for free on the. on the air because I mean you should call me but I was thinking that season uh season two could be wrapped around the death of the judge and wrapped around uh him uh going after his son uh for a crime and uh you know obviously there'd be other uh minor criminal activity that he could go after

in that season but the main one would be the death of the judge and having to deal with a new leader as a Texas Ranger and then going after his son and the and then that would you know culminate with the you know the arrest of his own son then season three could be where the end of his life where he is no longer a Texas Ranger he goes and works as a I forget what it is now he worked as a sheriff or the police chief of this town until he got sick so you would deal with his kind of semi-retirement with he and his wife, maybe the death of his wife. I'm not sure if she lived longer than he did, but obviously it was easy enough to find out. And you wrap around the final season, season three with the

death of his wife, him kind of semi-retiring and then him getting sick and stop being a lawman and his struggle with continuing to be a lawman yet not be a lawman. And then you can end the series with him passing away. There you go, Taylor. I gave it to you for free. You're welcome. So there's a new Hollywood record. I mean, I should say Hollywood record, but it's a new fashion record as the most expensive dress. Okay. It's a black ballerina length, velvet evening dress. It was sold at Julian's auctions in Hollywood for a total of $1,148,080. It has broken the new fashion record. It was worn by Princess Diana. Yes.

The gown, which came with a matching illustration, was estimated to sell for $100,000. And yet, it's so... For what, 11 times that? Incredible. It features shoulder pads, a blue organza skirt, skirt, a large bow, and a sash. I mean, we've all seen...

We've seen the pictures of Princess Diana in this particular dress. She first wore the dress in Florence, Italy, in 1985 at a dinner, while on a royal tour with her then-husband Charles, Prince of Wales, and again to the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. I guess she dusted it off the following year for the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. Charles was probably pissed. You're wearing the same thing? So it was constructed with fabric chosen by world-renowned textile merchant. and, I mean, I don't have to tell you that Jacob Schlaffer is the world-renowned textile

merchant and featured metallic embroidered stars carefully threaded by design team at Jacques Azaguri. So it was considered a nod to her patronage of the English National Ballet and her

love of dance. Over a million bucks for this dress. amazing. People are spending a lot of money on stuff that doesn't seem to me to be worth a lot of money. Are you going to get your money

back on that? Maybe, I guess. I don't know. But congratulations to whoever purchased it. I mean, it was the other Princess Diana dress that held the record before, right? The velvet gown by Victor Idlestein,

that's sold for like $600,000 back in January. That's the dress she wore in 91. So have a nice day. That, I spit on that 1991 velvet gown. There's a new record in town and it's not that one.

Now they sold some other stuff at this Hollywood Legends auction that included a blouse, another blouse worn by Diana in 1981 for her engagement portrait. That one sold for 300

181,000. Wow. And the Hollywood stars close also up for auction included a divinche dress worn by Audrey Hepburn in 1963 comedy charade.

A sleeveless gown worn by Gloria Swanson in the 1950 noir film Sunset Boulevard and Barbara Streisand's sailor dress from the 1960 special called My Name is Barbara. No word on

what kind of money was spent on the Barbara Streisand sailor dress. I bet you she's pissed. She got like 10 bucks. Princess Diana is getting over a million. Striseand, oh, I'm sure she got. I'm sure 100,000 or 200,000 or whatever, but it's not over a million.

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James McCaffrey. James McCaffrey has passed away at the age of 65. No, no, no, no. No, it wasn't that. He died of myeloma cancer at the age of 65. You may remember James as the voice actor of the video game character, Max Payne, and he was, part of the FX drama

Rescue Me. He's also I was looking at his previous work. I mean, he was in all kinds of TV shows. He's been working for a long time. He's been in a lot of shows. And when you see him, you go, oh yeah, that guy. He studied at

the actor's studio and he was really a working Hollywood actor. And I know actor Kevin Dillon posted a saying, we were lucky to have known you. My best friend, you will be missed. He survived by his wife, Rochelle, and daughter, Ternan.

Rest in peace, James McAfree, dead at the age of 65. Then we have Eric Montrose. Eric Montrose, former North Carolina and NBA big man. Eric Montrose passed away at the age of 52. No, no, no, no. He began treatment for cancer in March and passed away surrounded by

loved ones this past weekend at his home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The family announced the illness when he was diagnosed, but didn't specify the nature of the cancer. So Eric Montrose, dead at the age of 52. Don't look at me like that.

if it was that they would have said it. Sure, some of you may think that that caused the cancer, but it doesn't say that. Sure, you might think that about James McCaffrey, too, but it doesn't say that, so it can't be that, can it? Yeah, that's what I thought. Then we have the, well, the death of a 35-year-old

Christina Revel's Glick. She was a realtor. And the only thing that makes this story mildly interesting because she committed suicide very, very sad. No, it wasn't that, or they would have said that. But the only thing that we know this lady from is that she was initially apprehended. I remember, you know, at least reading about this, I don't know that we ever talked about it, but she was apprehended for inappropriate behavior on a beach because it was discovered a few,

like nine months ago, uh, that she was, uh, taking care of a little personal business, uh, with the adult toy on the beach, which led to her arrest.

And she said to the police, yeah, I didn't think anybody was there. Uh, sorry. I was on the beach and, uh, you know,

I had my adult toy with me. Who doesn't take that with you to the beach? And I thought, hey, I'm all alone. I need to pleasure myself. And so she was arrested for that. I know sad.

Well now, nine months later, uh, She has killed herself very sad at the age of 35. And that's why we're hearing about her suicide. So many suicides we don't hear about. I mean, you see, you know, in reports that so many people have committed suicide, but you don't get a specific name and what happened to them.

And it's very sad. So then, you know, of course, we have to tell you that if you or someone you love has a problem, you can dial 9-88, the suicide crisis lifeline. which is, you know, saving lives. Well, I see a story now that Missouri, the great state of Missouri, is leading the nation in 988 Crisis Hotline Response Times since its launch about a year and a half ago. Now, I would think, you know, how long does it take someone to pick up the phone? Really?

I mean, if I'm dialing 988, do... How long does it take? Well, according to this, the 988, crisis lifeline received more than 5,000 phone calls in October. Wow. And 94% of those were answered locally, this is from a Missouri report, with an average wait time of around 14 seconds. So if you call 988, I would guess that you're going to get, someone's going to pick up the phone within 20 seconds. If Missouri is leading with 14 seconds, Is that fast enough if you are dealing with a mental issue,

if the phone rings longer than what? 10 seconds? Are you hanging up? I don't know. I don't know. But good for Missouri for leading the wait time for around 14 seconds. Well, then it got me thinking about, hey, well, 9-88, what's, you know, the crisis, the suicided crisis lifeline?

Do a lot of people know that? Well, there's over 200 local crisis centers around the U.S. and there's a map in this story that shows where they're all at and talks about if you call, you know, your call gets directed to the proper lifeline. They call it the nearest crisis center. So I'm guessing it goes to whatever area code you have on your phone. My area code on my phone is not where I live. So I'm going to get picked up by someone quite a ways away from where I live.

But there are plenty of suicide or lifeline and crisis help lines that will talk to you. And there really is only one that you need to concern yourself with. If you or someone you love are having an issue, dial 988. So rest in peace to Christina Revels Glick from Georgia. age 35, who sadly felt that she could go on with her life any longer. Very sad. A couple of big deals fell through yesterday or the last couple days. I see where Adobe scrapped a $20 billion deal to buy design software maker Figma, citing regulatory challenges in Europe and the UK. Adobe is supposed to pay $1 billion termination fee to

Figma. So I don't know. Figma, you're not getting bought out, but you're getting at a billion. Because Adobe said, yeah, now we're not going to deal with all these regulatory challenges. And then we get news that U.S. Steel agreed to be purchased by Nippon Steel yesterday in an all-cash $14.9 billion deal, marking a significant move for the Japanese steel giant in the U.S. So U.S. Steel, still I guess is going to be U.S. Steel, but not really because it's going to be owned by the Japanese steel giant Nipon. The acquisition is set at $55 a share. Yeah, because they turned down. I was reading, I was reading some other stories about U.S. Steel, and they rejected, U.S. Steel rejected a bit earlier this year.

by Cleveland Cliffs that would have purchased the company for $35 a share. Nope, not good enough. We don't care where you're from. We're going to take the $50 to $5 a share. So this makes Nippon, if it goes through, obviously, there's going to be some, speaking of regulatory challenges, there's going to be some regulatory challenges with this. So if it goes through, which, I mean, I hope that it doesn't for some reason, because I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know why I do. Because it's capitalism.

And, you know, let's go on. Who cares if the steel is coming from Nippon or, you know, U.S. Steel. But I do, Jeff. It's not America. Okay. All right, fine. The acquisition would position Nippon as the world's third largest steelmaker. After a China, a Balao group and the Luxembourg-based Arcelor Mattel, A-R-C-E-L-O-R-M-I-T-A-L out of Luxembourg. They would be, that's number two in the steel industry. So we'll see. You know, there's going to be a shareholder approval, regulatory approval.

The steel workers unions are pissed. They are demanding a new labor agreement before the sale is final. We have Diggleberry Senator from Pennsylvania, Federman, out saying that he's all against it and it should be an American company. Really what he's after is the unions, right? He doesn't really care that he doesn't really care that U.S. Steel

is being bought by a Japanese company. He cares that the union guys aren't getting what they want. Really? I mean, that's what he cares about. I know he's spitting it that it should be an American company, but he cares about the unions and he wants the union guys to

make a whole bunch of money. Be careful. Be careful what you ask for. because they may just say, okay, well, you get all you want. Just like the United Auto Workers Union, yep, you get all you want. But, you know, six months later, everything's shut down and you're out of work. So are you really getting all you want? I think not. I think not.

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I know. I know that I am the only one. But I'm asking, am I the only one who sees a story that talks about escort who caters to Wall Street bankers rakes in about 34,000 a week. Am I the only one that thinks, man, I have got to get my wife a new gig. Am I, I am, I am the only one?

Okay. So apparently this Mia Lee, M-I-A, Lee 35, ooh, getting a little long on the tooth, gets her, you know, kinds of cash from private dancing sessions at one of Manhattan's elite strip clubs, as well as charging for luxurious getaways. So she has all kinds of clients that take her on trips and want her for, you know, a little business. They want to get away from the family. She is self-professed

psychopath. She competes in mixed martial arts and has a love for luxury. items such as high-end cars, expensive liquor, imported cigars, and, you know, plastic surgery. I have traveled to over 60 countries speak four languages and I have a slew of tomboy hobbies like competitive shooting and racing. She claims to make $34,000 a week during December. It's not always, the holiday season isn't always the most lucrative, but this passenger June, she ranked in 47,000 in one week. The big spenders require her services more frequently toward the end of the year,

resulting in, you know, bringing in a little extra cash, which means 47,000 in June, 34,000 in December. That's a little on the low end. It's like a combination of cold weather, holiday parties, and that brings out more clients. A decent number of them don't really like spending time with their families, so they're looking for an escape. She says that she spent a lot of years in finance, but she doesn't go into specifics. She says that's for her clients to know. That's what makes her the most interesting escort stripper around.

Okay. So she's 5-2, divorced. Apparently she had an open marriage for three years. Yeah, how'd that work out? Oh, it didn't. The negative, yeah, she talks about the negativity around the relationship. because it was open, but it was more open on her and then his get it. So they broke up.

So now she markets her services for a pretty penny. Yeah, no kidding. A client who wants her to stay overnight will have to cough up $7,000 while a four-hour rendezvous costs $4,000. The cheapest option is a minimum one-hour session that goes for $1,300. And she does offer a couple dates. Or same-day booking for an additional $500. Nice.

Wall Street jet-sitters who want to whiskily away have to foot the bill for the flight, accommodations, and ground transportation. So domestic trips range from $7,000 to $12,000, and price that gets higher if they want to take her out of the country. Trips to South America, Europe costs $20,000 at a minimum, and everywhere else is at least $30,000. So she earns cash as a stripper, which is weird. you could go see her as a stripper. You don't get her services, but you can go see her dance. She doesn't need to do that anymore.

Although that probably builds her clientele up a little bit. She has her own YouTube channel, of course, called Money Talks. And she readily admits, as we said, that she's a psychopath, or she has psychopathic tendencies because she has to shut off her empathy. She wants to focus on maximizing her time

and money, earning hours, while enjoying herself. She spends a whole bunch of money to maintain her appearance, really, including $10,000 for removal of all her body hair, $100 every three weeks for eyelash extensions, and $3,900 for Mira dry, which is a sweat eliminating treatment that mitigates the need for constant showering. I just will say, if I'm spending $7,000, go ahead and shower.

I need that clean. okay that's all I'm saying so I guess I am I'm the only one that thought yeah you know I need to I need to find my wife a new gig yeah I'm the only one okay I was maybe talking about the YouTube channel

maybe you know you never know so if you look if you're if you're lonely you don't like your family and you don't want to be around them for the holidays you could always hook up with me because it's only a few bucks and it's only money right it's only money

And speaking of it's only money So let's say you don't have enough To hook up with The escort But you want to go over to One of your relatives house for dinner And the relative says

Yeah, you can come over But I'm going to charge you I'm going to charge you A couple hundred dollars For the Christmas dinner And then you can come and celebrate with me Are you doing it? Probably not, right?

But I see where this influencer This Britons Influencer, Britain Influencer UK influencer Carla Belaloo said that she's going to be charging family members to serve them dinner and a single glass of champagne at Christmas. I feel like this is just a ruse, though, it's not real, because she has been all over.

She's an influencer. She's just trying to get clicks, wants people to watch her. She'd already been dubbed Britain's most hated woman after she admitted that she exaggerated her feelings of depression and flirted in order to get a nose job provided by the publicly funded and overburdened British health care system. She also said that she, well, she didn't say she promoted the fact that she hired male strippers for her 18 year old daughter's birthday. Okay, I mean, I really don't necessarily have a problem with that. And she crowdfunded a butt lift procedure.

Good for her. If people are giving her money, I mean, that's good for her. So she said she's expecting nine relatives in addition to her immediate family of six, sitting around the dining table at her home on Christmas Day. But the guests will find the season of giving starts at the front door. She's going to charge them all 150 euros for a full turkey dinner, including one glass of champagne. She said that it's about $189,000 American.

It's not cheap feeding people. It also takes time to put together a nice meal. I'll give them a glass of champagne. If they want any more booze, they can bring their own. She also defended the price by including something of a profit for herself, saying everything I do is for profit. Aha. Uh-huh.

And she said, Hey, look, you can watch TV. I'm going to let you watch King Charles Speak at 3. And who doesn't want to see King Charles Speak at 3? And then they could do whatever they want. But after playing charades, you've got to go home. You're out. It's not an all-day thing.

Okay? So, to Bellulucci House, you could get stuffed with all the trimmings for only about 189 American dollars if if that's true now someone sent me a clip on I think it was on Instagram about with this lady talking about getting fat and sassy and I want to say that it's this is the new way of doing the holidays but then I looked it up and it's actually a female Shirley Nash from North Carolina who was interviewed during a snowstorm a few years back. And I mean, I am a fan of live local man on the street, woman on the street reports. You know that. I love those reports. And this is where you get people saying things like Shirley Nash did

with fat and sassy. So it's not about the holidays, but you could just, it can be used for anything. It can be used for anything. So when asked, this happened during, you know, like I said, during a snowstorm in the Carolinas and she's the woman on the street, the local news report. report from WCCB News 10 is out looking for stories and people to talk to. So when they asked Shirley what she was going to be doing during the storm, I feel like this is a good rule of thumb for any time you have to be inside with family and friends. What do you plan on doing during the storm, Shirley?

Or, you know, in today's world, would be during the holidays, surely. what do you plan on doing? We'll probably sit around and cook some soups and eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and fassy. Think about it. No, seriously, think about it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts. Unwrap holiday magic at Holt Renfrew with gifts that say I know you. From festive and cozy fashion to Lux Beauty and Fragrance sets.

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