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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So I lived in Florida for a long time,
and I can't tell you how many times I've seen females walking around
wrapped in a towel.
And you think, wow, are they naked under there?
And most of the time, they're not.
They have a bikini on or they have their bra and panties on.
Well, this lady in Florida, just outside of Orlando,
is now charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition.
And she was taken to jail and held on $10,000 bond.
Why?
Well, she went into a Dollar General wrapped in a towel.
And according to police, prior to her walking into the Dollar General,
she had come up to a car at a gas station, the Circle K, nearby, and asked for
a lighter. There were two kids in the car and they asked the woman, hey, why you wear it only a towel?
She said, I was too lazy to put clothes on. So one of the kids began recording her on his phone.
That's when she dropped the towel exposing her breasts and genitals. Now then she went into the
Circle K or into the Dollar General and the police were called and they reviewed video surveillance
and footage from Circle K,
and they arrested her for the, you know,
the lewd and lascivious exhibition.
Now, I will, I'm torn between this.
A, why doesn't this happen to me ever?
And apparently she was intoxicated.
No, get out of here.
And she was sent to jail with a shirt and shorts donated from the Dollar General.
The Dollar General said, here's some shorts and a t-shirt,
which I, you know, thought was very nice.
Now, if the kids hadn't started filming her, she wouldn't have dropped the towel.
But they're the ones that asked and started filming her.
So why is she wrong?
They wanted a show.
She gave it to them.
So just tell your kids that the next time they see a lady walking around a parking lot or a gas station was wrapped in a towel, asking for a lighter,
or just say yes or no, give her a light.
And don't ask.
Don't ask why she's wearing a towel.
Oh, you know what?
You can't ask.
Just don't start bringing up your phone to film for the TikTok or the Instagram.
Okay?
Because when that happens, now you're going to get a show.
And so I'm torn.
I'm torn.
Does she need to be arrested for that?
I mean, they're the ones that started filming.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
So no one.
supports animals and zoos more than this program, Chewing the Fat, and myself, Jeff Fisher.
You know, I'm a fan. I've always said humans first. Of course, I believe that humans first.
Animals should be subservient to humans. We rule the planet. Okay. But I do have a line,
and that line is business with animals. I call me a prude, if you want, but I do think that
business with animals is not a good thing.
So I see the story of this Penn State professor,
who, by the way, is no longer a Penn State professor.
The university has said that he has been released of his duties and his responsibilities.
So he's on leave, although he didn't say they fired him.
So he's still maybe getting a paycheck, we shall see.
However, and I know innocent until proven guilty,
although we do have footage of famous Matsukas.
64, a chemical engineering professor charged with numerous crimes related to incidents including sexual intercourse with an animal, open lewdness, indecency exposure, cruelty to animals, and disorderly conduct.
So the Pennsylvania Department of Conservation and Natural Resources began its investigation after a video from outside a public restroom at the park depicted a man involved in these acts.
with his dog.
He was, you know, naked from the waist down,
except for socks and shoes.
The Rangers reached out to campsite owners in the area
to see if they had any footage of the person,
and they got a photo,
later identified as the professor from 2014,
as well as several from 2023.
Cameras from the parking area captured him
performing similar LUDACs with a collie back in May.
So this is his spot
This is where he goes
As to what he says
I do it to blow off steam
Holy cow
Dude, what are you doing?
Well, I do it to blow off steam
Okay
Apparently he told
The investigators
I'm done
I'm dead
You don't understand
I do it to blow off steam
So it seems that he knows
that business with animals is not correct.
He does it to blow off steam.
That's where I draw the line.
And I know, like I said, you call me,
call me whatever you want to call me.
I do draw the line on business with animals.
And that's just the way it is.
So we'll find out what happens to the professor
on July 19th.
That's when the hearing is to be held.
So we shall see.
And I know, innocent and
tell proven guilty, but we do have video footage of the professor and his, his, his,
ongoingings with the animals.
Now, I don't know.
Maybe the animals agreed to it.
Who knows?
Maybe that's his argument.
It was,
can the animals agree to it?
Well, in your mind, probably yes is the answer.
But I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say, how about,
No.
And maybe they'll call as a reference to his, in his case, this author, Joanna Bork, B-O-U-R-K-E.
She's the author of Zophilia and Post-Human Love.
Now, because of the algorithm knew I was looking at these stories about this professor,
they sent me this story, and it's from 2020.
And so the book launched her book, Zophilia and Post-Human Love launched a few years
ago, and it's about what is meant by love between human and non-human animals. Why is
bidsiness with animals such a taboo? It is only in very recent years that some people have begun
to undermine the absolute prohibition of zoo sexuality. Are there arguments dangerous,
perverted, or simply wrongheaded? What does it mean to love non-human animals? More pertinately,
what does it mean to love?
The book launch again in 2020
we'll look at the history of debates
about human sexual encounters
with other species.
I have not read the book, been out for a few years.
I apologize. I don't know
how Joanna feels or what her
end thoughts were
on zoophilia and post-human love.
But I have the impression
it's possible that
as a professor
of rhetoric at
Grisham College, she
very well may be all
for it. I don't know that though.
But if she shows up in court
as someone to defend
the professor, you know, I'm right.
Then you have people like
actress Linda Blair. Remember her
from The Exorcist?
She's being sued after her pit bulls
allegedly mauled the face
of a neighbor's miniature
horse. Can't be having that.
You can't be having that.
So she, one of her neighbors, near her acted California animal rescue,
claims two of her pit bulls entered their property and attacked one of their miniature horses.
It's not the first time this has happened, according to the neighbors.
And this time, the neighbors said they were even injured during the attack.
Poor thing.
A little miniature horrors.
Getting it all mauled by a pit bull.
Oh my gosh.
According to this,
Linda was aware that
they had dangerous animals on the property
given that there's at least two
previous occasions where the dogs came onto
the property and attacked
the people's livestock.
Shockingly, the neighbor claims
he had no choice
but to shoot one of the dogs in order
to stop the attack.
Wow. And now they want
25 grand. So they shot the dog.
I mean, you have to.
The dog's attacking your damn miniature horse.
You've got to put them down.
It's just the way it is.
Sorry, but it has to happen.
Now, Linda's a big-time animal rescue person, no problem.
And she's working with bully breeds.
I will say, we have an American bully now in our house, and it's not a pit bull.
It's called an American bully.
And he's a big, strong dog, but that darn dog is one of the sweetest darn dogs.
I understand it.
But if you were to get on that dog's bad,
side. I would not want to be on that side. I would not want to be the miniature horse.
Against my daughter's dog. You know, the dog that I swore we weren't going to get and not have
in our house. Yeah, that dog, the one that's in the house. And my daughter's always,
oh, you like the dog. You're always playing with it. Well, what am I supposed to do? Treat it bad.
I mean, it's living here now. Because I said no to this dog. And then all of a sudden it showed up.
man, did I put my foot down?
Did I put my foot down?
But I don't know what's happened.
I don't know if the miniature horses were, you know,
taunting the pit bulls.
I don't know.
I don't know what could happen,
but you had to put one of them down
and now they still want $25,000 for,
I don't know, I guess,
for doctors' bills on the miniature horses.
So good luck.
I'd luck to Linda.
Good luck to the neighbors with their miniature horses.
And good luck to the surviving pit bull, knowing that, hey, you go over there and mess with those miniature horses.
You're going to go down with a bullet.
Okay?
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cool to drink desperately.
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So it's been a busy weekend.
You can also listen to Talking Walking Dead, which should have, by the time you're hearing this,
if you're listening live on the 19th of June, 2023, you will know that it has dropped Talking Walking Dead.
It is the mid-season finale for Fear of the Walking Dead at the very first episode of Negan and Maggie in Dead City,
which was pretty darn good.
And you can listen to the podcast that Jason Butrell and my son Maximus and myself do each week about talking walking dead.
Dead's still hanging on.
I've got to tell you,
still hanging on,
while fear has been questionable,
but the new Dead City
with Negan and Maggie
was pretty darn good.
I really enjoyed it.
Nice to see.
I haven't seen Idol yet.
I know everybody's been getting messages.
Well, have you seen Idol?
What about Idol?
Are you watching Idol?
No, I haven't seen it yet.
The promos make me want to watch it.
There's, you know, that's full of sex.
And I know, I know.
that we were all wound up at the weekend because he had some strange creepy sex scene in it and now
i'm getting to it okay i'm getting to it i'm going to get to it this week at some point and i will
let you know exactly how i feel about idle on hbo max and with mac have i talked about their stupid
logo now it got me thinking about the hb o max on the max logo i do not like it maybe we have talked
about it. I know I've talked about it to other people.
I just don't think Max
was a good call for them, but they should...
There's no...
There's no anything resembling HBO
in the logo. I guess maybe...
I just don't like it.
It was HBO for so long,
and then it was HBO Max, and now it's
just Max, and I just don't feel like
that was a good move on their part. But,
you know, whatever. Whatever.
They're going to do... They didn't call me, they didn't ask.
So, just passing it along.
I think it was...
kind of dumb.
So I see where this mall, this Lake Forest
Mall in Maryland, is having
this liquidation auction, and this is going to
be happening all around
America these days as malls shut
down. And I noticed that one-time
store, I forget what it was. I think it was
a JC Penny. Maybe it was a Montgomery Ward.
No, it was a Montgomery Ward that shut down
in one of the cities I was living in.
And I really wanted the tables
that they had for
that displayed pants and
shirts and stuff, but they have the
different sized tables,
almost like the accordion-like tables that slide
under one another or slide out for
display. Man, I really wanted those.
And I went in and when they
asked the guy, hey,
you know, can I get
these? Oh, we already sold them. Well,
okay, well, how come I wasn't,
you know, you didn't get a hold of me?
I didn't you call.
So, now there's this big mall
liquidating their
goods. And you can
buy this giant teddy bear and you could buy this dairy queen ice cream machine.
And it's pretty, it's pretty, some of the stuff is, you know, kind of weird.
But you could buy, you know, the mall's holiday decor stuff, oversized Christmas trees,
all of that stuff, which is kind of cool.
If you look at, I went to the auction site and there's pages and pages of lots that you can bid on.
And some of it looks interesting with bookshelves.
There's a pickup truck that they're auctioning off.
And there's a front end that's called a smart shield plow that they were using for the parking lot, I assume.
Or at least where employees park during the winter.
And I've got this giant canoe from the food court.
And, you know, they've got the scissors lift.
And they've got a candy, giant candy machine, which would be.
kind of cool. They've got this play
area for kids with walls,
which, you know, it would be kind of cool to have.
Although the current bid right now
is $760 for that.
When I spend it $760 for that,
no, not really.
There's some shelving, though, that would be
fascinating. I would really like to
have for, you know,
books and stuff.
But I don't know what else is in the lot.
You know, they have lot numbers and you've got to
bid on the lot. So you take it all.
You take it all.
Now, the liquidation starts July 4th.
You can go in and take a look at the lots.
And then July 7th, that's right.
July 7th is when the auction is, right?
Closing starts July 6th.
So, online auction starts closing Thursday, July 6th.
And then you've got to pick it up between the 10th and the 14th.
So, and there is, I like this fact,
shipping is not available.
So you come and get it.
You back your own trailer up and you come and get your stuff.
And right over there is lot number six.
And that one's yours.
Oh, that's the Chevy pickup truck, though.
So that bid is at 16,000 right now.
Current bid, 16,100.
And it says here required 16,200.
Oh, to a bid to go up your bid.
Right.
Okay, got it.
I was thinking there was an actual starting off point.
No.
16 grand for a 2014 Chevy Silver
Dorado, TK. 2,500.
Eh, maybe.
Maybe, but there's pages and pages of stuff.
I mean, it's just the kind of stuff.
You get the giant Delfield refrigerator, which sits on the floor.
You know, then you have the under counter refrigerators.
Those are kind of cool.
It would not bad to have one.
They've got a store, they've got store fixtures and items, but one of the items is a stand-up refrigerator and freezer.
I bid right now for that lot is, you know, $45 bucks.
So you get that lot number one zero, 22 for 45 bucks, the refrigerator's worth that.
If everything else, if you just throw the rest of the stuff away.
So, you know, some of it's worth it to get in there and get some of these lots.
And you can make some money with it too.
You know, if you had a thrift store or whatever, you go in and you buy the lot,
and then you, you know, you make your money back with the things that you don't want.
Is that how it works, Jeff?
Yes, that is how it works.
You sell your own stuff at a flea market or whatever.
People make a lot of money doing that.
That's more work than I want to do.
You know, buying and selling stuff and going to the flea market.
I see this guy pulling through our neighborhood every week, every week,
the night before trash or a real early morning trash night.
He's got his pickup truck and he's picking up his stuff that he wants, man.
Good for him.
Good for him.
But I just, you can make a living.
If you can make a living doing that, good for you.
But I don't know that I want to just drive.
through neighborhoods,
picking up
human liquidation stuff.
But if you take it to your own stuff
or fix it up and take it to the flea market
and sell it and make a living from that,
bless your heart.
Keep it up.
At some point I may just, you know, wave them in
and say, open up my garage door and say,
see all this stuff? Take it.
It's yours.
I want my garage empty.
Please just take it.
But,
Maybe I should just go through it and sell it online.
Maybe.
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Who died today?
Who died today?
Well, we'll start with NFL Hall of Fame, offensive lineman Bob Brown,
labeled the most aggressive alignment
that ever played by John Madden
has passed away at the age of 81.
He suffered a stroke.
Rest in peace, Mr. Brown.
He played.
Madden said that
he believed he could hit you with his forearm
and take a quarter out of you.
So he played offense
with a defensive guy's personality.
He figured that if he really hit you,
you wouldn't play hard until the next quarter.
So if he hit you really hard,
quarter out of you. Awesome.
Bob Brown, former NFL offensive lineman, dead,
a Hall of Fame offensive lineman, dead at the age of 81.
Then we have Big Pokey, Houston legend.
Houston, Texas legend, Big Pokey, has passed away at the age of 48.
Now, his real name is Milton Powell.
And we don't know what killed him, so don't look at me like that.
let you think you know what it is.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
All I'd know that he was on stage in Beaumont
and he passed out and they couldn't revive him.
So, I mean, I know Big Poki was 48
and, you know, he was, uh, you know,
he looked to be a little overweight,
but I don't know what killed him.
They didn't say.
They just know that he was on stage in Beaumont
and passed out and then he could now.
be revived when he made it to the hospital. So big pokey dead at the age of 48. Then we have a man,
an unidentified man, fell over 4,000 feet from the Grand Canyon Skywalk. Yeah, you're not going to make that.
Sorry about it. You're just not going to make it. Now, it was 33 years old. So rest in peace,
to him and to
you know big pokey and to bob brown
but
the skywalk attraction
which extends out over the chasm
and allows tourists
to look down to its bottom
yeah it's like this big circle that comes across
I mean
it's 25 bucks to walk out on
that thing I don't know I'm looking at the picture
of it you could actually you could
fall off of it
you know they've got the rails that
bend in so it would take
some doing for you to literally fall off of that by accident.
So they're guessing that it probably wasn't an accident.
They're not saying that it was murder,
so it could be that he decided to take the leap himself.
I know that this is on the Hualapai tribe side of the Grand Canyon.
So it costs you money to get into the park
and then $25 to go out on the skywalk.
It extends 70 feet from the rim.
Holy cow.
You see the picture of it.
I mean, you are out over the canyon, baby.
And I'm sure that the old Hualapai Nation does not want that thing to fall down.
So you're probably pretty safe, actually.
But I probably would go out there.
I don't know if there's a weight limit.
Maybe someone from the Huala Pai would say, yeah, no, just we're going to go ahead and give you your 25 back.
You're not walking out on that.
It's very possible that could happen to me.
I would not be surprised.
But they have launched an investigation.
They launched a rescue effort, but really, I mean, helicopter support, and they found the victim dead at the scene.
Yeah, no kidding.
They had two short-haul technicians.
you know, respond with the helicopter and he was, they, you know, determined he was,
he was deceased and then, you know, they got the man out of there.
However they do it, they got him out of there.
I don't know if they, I don't know if the helicopter guys look down and they go, yeah,
no, he's not alive.
So, that's all yours.
Or maybe the helicopter rescue people are Hawalupai too.
I don't know that.
But I would say, I would say that my guess is when you go out of,
on to the old skywalk,
if you want to jump,
that's a good way
to do it
because you're not living through that.
You just aren't.
And if you do, is life worth living after that?
No, thank you.
Oh, you know, looking at this too,
along the edges is the walkway,
and then there's a glass partition
between the inside of the rim
and the outside of the rim,
so you can look down into the canyon.
Holy.
cow. I don't see, oh yeah, one guy looks like he's actually walking on the glass.
I don't know that I would do that. But, well, Jeff, they probably wouldn't let you out there anyway.
So, anyway, we did lose him, a 33-year-old unnamed man, falling from the skywalk into the Grand Canyon.
Rest in peace. Then we had thousands of dead fish that have washed up on the Texas coast.
And they were telling people, you know, don't go to the beach. You know, no kidding. I mean,
the smell.
Oh, and some of the pictures coming from the coastline where these dead fish have washed up,
you can smell it from the picture.
You can quote me on that.
There's very few pictures in life.
There's very few photographs in life that you look at and you can smell it.
This is one of them.
I can think of a few others that I thought, remember the scratch and sniff?
Well, maybe you don't.
But a hundred years ago, they had these magazines,
and you could scratch and sniff the page.
You don't need to scratch and sniff the photograph of the dead fish on the shore
because it is a lot of dead fish.
And apparently, they died.
The fish kill was a result of low dissolved oxygen in the water,
which I guess is common in the summer when temperatures rise.
according to Texas Park and wildlife.
So they're just trying to keep beachgoers away from the old,
from the old, oh man.
I'm just looking at some other pictures of it too.
Oh, yeah, they're avoiding swimmers to avoid the coast.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, there are all kinds of bacterial levels
and sharp fins of the dead fish.
Why don't you just stay away from there?
Okay, you know what?
We're just going to close this beach down.
and you guys can just stay away from there.
Now, they say that, you know, I said they call this Fish Killed that happens, it's common.
Okay, because of dissolved oxygen in the water.
And then I saw a story that talked about the spike in ocean heat,
and scientists are all wound up saying that maybe we have breached a climate tipping point.
So that's the headline.
The headline says, spike in ocean heat,
stunned scientists. Have we breached a climate tipping point? And it goes down and down and down,
talking about how hot the ocean is in record levels. And they're strikingly hot. And they've gone
upward over the past two weeks. And are we past the climate tipping point? And finally, as we get
way down into the story, it quotes a scientist that says, the answer is like,
no.
But we do get to
the answer to being slightly
no as we get into the story.
Instead, it is much more
probable to be a compounding
coalescence of various
factors. Well, duh,
thank you, Mr. Scientist.
It is much more probable
to be the compounding
coalescence of various
factors. Some natural,
some human.
And so, you know what,
It's probably a little to do with this and a little to do with that.
But there's no word on whether this causes the low dissolved oxygen in the water,
which kills all the fish.
So I'm guessing it has something to do with it.
But I am not a scientist.
Oh, and as long as we're in the dead segment,
how about the guy that faked his own death?
Man, the people were pretty pissed off at this guy.
so this David Barton
B-A-E-R-T-E-N
known on TikTok as
Ragnar Le Fu
says he felt unappreciated by his
relatives so he faked his own
death and then he turned up
at his funeral in a helicopter to
shock his loved ones and he shocked
them many of them and of course
all of it was posted on TikTok so you got to
go for the moment right? He arrived at his own
funeral and the footage
shows the mourners watching as the helicopter
landed in the field and it cuts to people surrounding him and walking towards him hugging
greeting him uh he has finally uh been interviewed and said that uh probably shouldn't have done it
yeah i don't want to do it i felt bad now uh his wife knew that he was going to do it tried to
talk him out of it the kids uh only found out after so he'd let the kids think he was dead for a
couple of days a bastard and then uh people were some of the family were wound up a lot of the family
didn't show up for the funeral.
So he figures, well, those are the people, you know,
that don't really care.
But I guess they've reached out now to him,
which he claims, well, I guess I really won
because they did reach out to me.
So if you're feeling, I don't know,
unappreciated, and you think,
gosh, darn it, you know, what would
make me feel appreciated is if I,
you know, pretend that I'm dead.
And then everybody can show up at my funeral,
and I'll just show up, surprise!
Here I am.
I'm not really dead.
I don't know that I would be hugging and kissing him
I might be I'd be a little angry
I mean maybe I give him a little hug and say
you know I'm thankful you're not dead
but I'm really pissed that you did this
and I don't know I don't know
I guess I'm torn you know
I get it he felt unappreciated
and it's something new to put on his TikTok
channel and some other TikTokers
you know videoed it
as well so did they videotape it or just video it
They just videoed it.
There's no tape anymore.
Okay.
And so he feels that, you know, he was hurt.
And he just now he feels bad.
And he probably shouldn't have done it.
So, yeah, darn the luck.
Sorry.
I should have let you in on it.
Or you know what?
I should have just not pretended to die and had a funeral.
But I did.
So get over it.
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So I did not know that fake meat uses what's called frozen fat beads placed into the fake meat patties to make them look and taste like the real thing.
Really weird.
So what they use is the same thing that they make Dippin' Dots with.
I mean, it's the same company.
Dippin Dots, the ice cream of the future.
Future, future.
So we've all had Dippin Dots, right?
When you go to the baseball stadiums or, you know,
the zoos, I think some zoos have them.
They should if they don't.
And amusement parks have them because they're dip-a-diff,
their tiny spheres of frozen dairy.
You eat them out of the team's little baseball cup dish
which you take home as a souvenir because it's ice cream of the future.
And so it dates back to 1987 when this researcher at All-Tech Biotechnology was working on a new way
to create flash frozen animal feed.
When he was explaining the process to his family,
he said,
I think I can make ice cream with that.
And he did.
So the next year, he made DIPAADOTS,
and it was the next big thing in frozen tweets, right?
I mean, it was going to be the ice cream of the future.
Ingredients are dropped into liquid nitrogen
that's about 300 minus 300 degrees Fahrenheit,
which is, you know, I'm not a scientist.
I'm guessing that's really cold.
It freezes instantly, so it doesn't absorb the air or ice crystals that give other types of ice cream its familiar texture.
It has to be stored at much lower temperatures, about 50 minus 50 degrees Fahrenheit or less, to maintain its shape.
Well, then they started having trouble and they filed for bankruptcy in 2011, 2012-ish, but a father-son duo scooped it up for a bargain and began reviving it.
Well, now, and how they revived it is they...
realized, hey, we can make frozen, frozen fat beads and put them into fake meat patties.
So they look and taste like the real thing.
So the new owners just sold the company that they bought for $12.7 million.
They just sold it for $222 million.
That's a pretty good increase.
I don't know what they spent.
Coming up with the fat beans.
but it worked because you invested 12.7 million and within less than 10 years later,
you sell it for 222 million dollars.
That's pretty sweet.
I'll tell you one thing that isn't sweet.
Now, this story is from Germany, but this could be happening in America.
It could be happening all over the world, and I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
So according to this, aunt business is aunt, the,
the insect, the ant.
You know, they're busy taking care of business.
It's springtime, and that's what ants do, apparently,
is take care of a little spring business.
Well, all animals do.
It's springtime.
They're out of their hibernation, and you know what?
We're looking for a little business.
So apparently, the ant's colony took over this telecommunications distribution box,
and I guess they thought it was a cave,
and they thought this is a perfect place for us to take.
take care of ant business and they did but when they're together and they're busy crawling all over
each other doing whatever ants do to ants they leave a wafer thin acid trail and that ate through
the cables and the circuit boards so they just shut down the internet of this german errant town
really this whole entire town uh and people were a little wound up now they sent in the you know the
bug killer and they
got rid of them and so
then they obviously fixed the cables
and the circuit boards and their backup.
It took a few days to
figure out what the deal was and what was
happening. According to
you know, ant expert, I'm sorry, it's not
really an ant, it's expert. It's an
insect expert.
They settled
in the distribution box because
they think it's a cave. That's what I said.
Thank you. And while they're
crawling around the box, they leave their
secretion containing the formic acid.
There's so many of them that it eats through all the metal.
That is awesome.
They don't know what they're going to do.
They don't know how to keep the ants out of these circuit boards.
Well, I do.
How about you put it some, have the bug guy right there often.
Anytime any ant comes in any direction, just no, you're dead.
We kill them immediately.
Don't try to save them.
Ants are part of the planet.
Jeff. No, I know. I know.
But I think we need to,
if the ants are moving in to take care
of ant-orgy business, and
that's going to put out the humans
internet,
no, thank you. No, that's not
going to happen. We're not going to allow that to happen.
And we just put up a big sign.
No ants a lot. And they'll read
it and they'll go to another place.
Right?
Right.
So,
I see last week where Fred Ryan, he is the publisher and chief executive of the Washington Post.
He's been there for quite a while now since Jeff Bezos took over the Washington Post.
I think he came on right after Jeff took over or bought the place, and he's been running it since then.
He's stepping down.
And Bezos said that his longtime friend and colleague, Patty Stone Seifer, will take him.
take over as the interim CEO, and Ryan is going to remain publisher throughout August.
Which, you know, good, nice of you. Thanks, Fred. We appreciate it.
But what was interesting to me about the story is that the guy who is at the head of the Washington
Post, who still is actually until through August, said that he is going to lead the newly
formed, nonpartisan Center on Public Civility at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation.
Huh. The guy who's been running the Washington Post is going to take over the center, or it's actually newly formed. It's not even taking over. They're putting it together as we speak. The nonpartisan center on public civility at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation. Will it be nonpartisan? Will it?
will it Fred
okay you know what
if you say so if you say
so Fred then I'm sure
it will be so
all right I'll leave you with something to think about
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All right, so I'm going to leave you with a little something to think about
today as you're out
walking around doing it
is what you do.
Okay. And no one does what you do
better than you when you do it.
Okay?
This is something just to think about.
Disney teaches us to hate stepmothers.
Pornhub takes a completely different approach.
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