Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Girly Girl… | 3/6/24

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

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So there's video proof of a UFO in Ukraine. It's a disc-shaped object longer than the height of the Empire State Building. And it emerged on the horizon in Ukraine over one of their provinces. There's a war going on over there. So they had a soldier out there with his drone. and he had guided his infrared quadcopter 500 feet for a reconnaissance mission. And it was really windy and struggling when he suddenly spotted the flat 1,300-foot-long UFO, which stood motionless despite the winds.

Now the soldier said I was surprised, not quite fear. I haven't felt fear since the beginning of the war. But I can't believe that I caught this object on video. Now, a lot of people are saying, hey, you know, it's an atmospheric phenomenon. It's a balloon. It's an enemy aircraft. It's fracturing.

It's actually a ship in the ocean that the way that the sun and the clouds are makes it look like it's in the air. But no, no, no. If you watch this video and I'm going to play it for you now, I think you'll understand why it's a UFO. Well, it's a sad day for a few people in America. And not for Jeff Bezos. He's now number one.

He's back to being the richest man in the world. Elon Musk has dropped down to number two. I don't know how he's going to get by. He's only worth $198 billion now. I know. I know. I thought Bernard Arna. was at the top, but no.

Mr. Louis Vuitton has dropped down to third at $197 billion. And Bezos has just kind of inched to number one at $200 billion. So it's a neck and neck fight between Jeff and Elon and Bernard Arnault. But I did love where yesterday there was an issue with Facebook.

and Instagram and WhatsApp they were all down and I loved Elon and was busy Xing his post on X was if you're reading this post it's because our servers are working

so kind of funny just to those those knowing that the Facebook servers were down just kind of funny and then it's a so it's a all right it's a sad day for

Elon. It's a sad day for Bernard Arna. It's a sad day for Nikki Haley. She has dropped out of the presidential race today. Very sad. I didn't think she would. But she did. She's out, have a nice day. Good riddance. Be gone. I didn't think she was going to stay in forever. She didn't. Then one of my favorite stories is a South Dakota senator, a state senator, is in trouble.

because he got into a fight with another South Dakota senator. So this Tom Pischke has lost his privileges to be on the floor at the South Dakota State Building because he was mad at another senator. they got into a fight over whether Antimima was a true American success story from history. So they were supposed to do this commemoration that would mean Antimima was a true American success story

that was erased from history. But the approval of the commemoration in the house didn't happen because this representative of Christian Konzit formerly objected to the commemoration.

So Pish K, P-I-S-C-H-K did this horrific thing. He left a bottle of syrup on Kanzet's desk. And because of that, he has been

kicked out. That is outstanding. The House floor said it's been brought to my attention that you placed a bottle of syrup on a representative's desk. Therefore I'm removing your privilege of

coming on the floor of the House of Representatives and into the private house lobby for the remainder of the session. I will also be talking to the Senate leadership about this incident. So if you want to know why politics

is so good and by good I mean terrible this is an example of why that is I mean they're fighting over whether Antaima should be have commemoration for being a true American

success story erased from history and because he voted or I'm sorry Kristen I don't know how Kristen identifies Kristen Kanzit was against it he left a bottle of syrup on her desk

and that means he gets kicked out just really really silly he didn't pour it all over the desk he didn't pour it all over her he just left the bottle on her desk incredible evil I mean evil is what that is oh and one more sad story

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I don't know that I would spend $82,600 on an ice cream booth from the Sopranos. so a booth from a New Jersey ice cream parlor that was part of the last scene of the Sopranos sold at an auction on eBay for $82,600.

Remember the final scene of the Sopranos which cut to black in 07? Remember everybody thought that the show HBO cut it off. HBO, what was going on? I know it's a spoiler alert if you haven't seen the end of the Sopranos from 2007.

But when they faded to black there with Don't Stop Believe in Playing by Journey as they were sitting in the booth and then it just whoop and everybody HBO what happened? We lost the feed. No that's

the way it was supposed to end. So they ordered onion rings for the table. They slid into the booth. So this Holstons in Bloomfield is a restaurant that's been a business in northern New Jersey since 1939. and Chris Carly, I guess, needed some extra cash.

So he set an opening bid for $3,000 for the Burgundy booth and the yellow form like a tabletop. And he was hoping to raise $10,000 to cover part of the $60,000 needed for a new floor and booths in the ice cream shop. And he got all of that. Got all of that for $82,600. So I will say the picture of the booth, there's not a, there is not a, jukebox on the booth.

So maybe that was, you know, that was just for the show. And I will say, I love the fact that there's a bottle of Heinz ketchup on the booth tabletop. So that right there makes this a winning, winning booth. Anytime you can slide into a booth and have a bottle of Heinz ketchup there for you, that's a good restaurant. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. The actress Kirsten Dunst said in an interview with Marie Claire that she is finally at a stage in her career

where she no longer feels nervous speaking her mind. Oh, isn't that special? Because I guess she did in the past. And she said, I feel at home sharing everything on the set now, which I'm sure goes over great with everyone working with Kirsten on set. It's just like, oh, she shares everything. Just show up and know your lines, okay? But she gave an example of when she was filming Spider-Man,

which that first Spider-Man was, I mean, a long time ago. And she claimed that she didn't have the confidence to speak up. And she gave an example of how horrible it was on the set of Spider-Man for her and how she wished she would have spoken on. they called her a girly girl on the Marvel set I know

those bastards I don't know how she got by but she did she said they you know the walkie talkie sometimes they would call me girly girl

we need girly girl and I never said anything I was like you know I would have been hey don't call me that but I just couldn't say anything because it was so horrible. It's so horrific that somebody on the

I don't know, girly, goodest girl, get us girly girl. And that was so horrific for her on the set of Spider-Man. And she just didn't say anything. And this was way before Me Too movement. Yeah. And she said that,

well, she's made a conscious choice. not to capitalize off the Spider-Man thing. Right. Okay. She made a conscious choice because I wanted to be an artist. And I decided to go to the indie route and team up with amateur filmmakers. And it was just growing up and migrating to things that spoke to me. I always just navigated with my heart.

Now, she also went on to say, because that means that she's done with superhero movies, And those bastards who called her girly girl, we can't have that. No, I mean, that's just horrific. I don't know how she still survives today. But when asked, hey, you know, would you ever, you know, go back to the comic book world and, you know, superhero movies? Now you would think that her answer would be no because she doesn't want anything. She went to the indie route and she wanted to be an artist.

And she can't take that. And I guess, girly girl. can't take that because that's too horrific. Well, you'd be wrong because she said, well, of course I would. You get paid a lot of money. Yeah, you get paid a lot of money

to do the superhero movies. And I have two children and I support my mother. So, I mean, if they would ask me back to be one of these, part of the superhero movie, I mean, I would just

say, yes, because I need the money. And I would be sure to speak up against those meanies when they call me girly girl. And it's just ridiculous.

Now, of course, she's doing these interviews because she's promoting her new movie. Wow. You hear that sounder here on chewing the fat? That's breaking news. We have our man on the street, our reporter Chris Cruz. for two in the past.

I'm here in the Washington, D.C. airport, about to hop into an aircraft to go to the UK to cover some of the royals. Okay. Before I leave, I got to leave you with this one quick thing. Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader or Minority Leader, whatever you want to call him. He has endorsed the Donald J. Trump. Back to you, Jeff Fisher, right at the studios. Thank you, Chris Cruz, man on the street for chewing the fat. Breaking, you know, we have breaking news anytime that Mitch the Turtle McConnell has is in the news.

We need to have it reported here on chewing the fat. Back to Kirst and Dutz. She is in the new drama Civil War, which A-24 is releasing in theaters and IMAX this spring. That looks really good. It looks a little scary. But she plays a photojournalist covering an escalating war in a divided America. I'm really, it's going to be interesting to see how that is portrayed. But there's no word whether during the filming of Civil War, they said, yeah, get us to

girly girl. Get us to girly girl because she would have complained about that if they had. You know, we hear Kirsten complaining about being called girly girl over the walkie-talkies, But then we have people like Roman Polanski, who is 90 now. Mr. Film Hollywood director still wanted in the U.S. over the rape of a 13-year-old Samantha Gailey in 1977. Now, he pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of unlawful sex with a minor. But when he was informed, when he informed a judge,

planned to rule out his plea deal and send him to prison, yeah, he moved to France. then he is Switzerland and Poland Switzerland and Poland have said Yeah no we're not going to Extradite him so he's just living in France Well he's now on trial in France For sexual assault

During the filming of a movie And well it's they accused the Polanski For abusing her He says that's a heinous lie wait what roman polanski who's 90 now is calling someone accusing him a a liar and having a smear campaign hard to believe now i understand i understand uh innocent until proven guilty well maybe not in not maybe not in france but you know here in america but uh this guy's been uh you know uh pretty much a hollywood dirt bag uh for a long long time So, you know, when I hear Kirsten complaining about being called girly girl, and then you have guys like Roman Polanski, you know, raping underage women,

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Just stop by because you want to yap about the Royals. Oh, my gosh. I'll let you wrap. I was actually trying to post the Pat Grey on Leash podcast. I don't care. I don't care. Just play the Royals music because we're talking about Royals right now. Which I'm okay.

Twist my arm. What don't you? Okay, so we know now that Harry lost his court challenge over security. Sure did. He doesn't get security from the Royals anymore. And if I remember correctly, the way he found out was he was surprised. It wasn't like, here's a letter, you lost the case. It was more of like, hey, did they come in security?

Did these security people come in? No. No, no. No, they're gone. No, honey. Prince Harry, no. Now there's also a report that, and this was just a rumor report about the king saying that he would ask Harry to take on some more royal duties, which we talked about before. We did.

That could happen. That's the best scenario for Harry to get back in the royal is for dad to say, hey, I can't do this anymore. I need some help. Right. We've got William who's struggling because the wife is sick. Okay, so is she sick? Because now there's a rumor out there. What do you mean?

She's sick. She was in the hospital for days, weeks. There's conspiracy theories that that is no longer the Kate Milton that we know. Wait, what? So do we have like a facelift or a face off or two-faced? Okay, so we said originally that she was, She was in the hospital for a long time. Yeah, for a house.

And now she's... The baby factory to be removed. That's your theory. That's not official. Right. It was one of two things. I believe that she had a D and C. I don't think the Democratic Party has anything to do with her womb.

No, it's a D and insignia C. Oh, I thought it was D. Dileation and curterage. Yeah, because I don't know. And that, well, hello. I mean, violation and cordage. When women have that done,

that's to clear the uterine lining. That sounds so gross. I'm so sorry. That means they scrape the uterus? No. Oh, man. First of all, you're not having any more babies,

which I believe was the case, that she's like, no, I'm not going to be pregnant again because every time I'm pregnant, you're out. This is just our, well,

this is Jeff's theory. That's not my theory. Sometimes I do agree with him. But I feel like this one is far off, because remember, when the, When the queen was alive, the plan was to replace every household with William's kids, right? Because that's how it works over there.

It's you get this household and this is a little property. That's true. So to my understanding, we are basically just kicking off Queen's kids and replacing them with Williams' kids. And if my math is correctly, they still need it. leave one more kid to finally evict everybody from their house. So what do we think that she had plastic surgery? And this is what she's healing from plastic surgery? I think we're healing from plastic surgery. And I could buy that. She was pretty. Like there was nothing like

but the picture we saw of her in the car with mom because we finally got a picture of her. She's out and about. She's out and about. She was riding. Was she out and about? Well, she was in a car. She was in a car. She was not driving. And she was not driving. And she was so Even though she was in the correct spot for a driver. No, she was in the correct spot for a driver in America. In America. It made no sense. I'm like, wait, she's not driving?

But they made a big deal out of her recovering and how it was so important. The nurse staff and like how nice they were. At the hospital, right? And then they made a big deal about how she's taking time to recover. And then he leaves. Remember that? Remember that? Well, she is like, like, Roy.

Loyalty. Other people have to come back to work. Also, remember that William had to skip the godfather. Yeah, he didn't go to the funeral. Yeah. Because he died a while ago. He skipped that. Yeah, they sent Camilla. Which is like a slap in the face.

Oh, well, yeah. I'm sorry. You know that. You know the godfather turned on his grave. I'm sorry. They sent the queen consort? No. No, but they did. So what would, okay, so to my understanding, this Godfather played an important role in Williams life. Yeah.

What is so important that you had to skip it? And he couldn't skip that. And then come home. And this is where they lose me on the conspiracy theory of, you know, this is not the Kay Middleton. Because if she was, I've never done. I'm all natural. There's nothing up here that is fake. Wait, what?

Yeah, this is all natural. Okay, wow. Yeah. It's purican blood. But why would he have to leave if it was just, let's say, a cosmic surgery? So now I'm back on the- why he couldn't leave, why he couldn't leave, yeah. Now I'm back on the Democratic Party.

Yeah, removing her womb. Because then that is serious, right? There could be some bleeding. There could be some infection. The doctor forgot. at the goss. If you've known any females that have had that done, it is a big deal, man.

Do you? Well, yes, I have witnessed that in the past. Wait, you were in the operating room as she was going to scrape. As the uterus was being scraped. Like a freaking ice cream bucket.

I was in training. Yeah, the training. Oh, yeah. Well, I like to talk about it. I wouldn't either.

So what, so in all honestly, what do you really think happened? I think that. Which one? I think that she had her guts cut out. Yeah. And the baby machine is over.

And that she's really struggling to recuperate. Now, if you're in and you're already getting the uterus scraped, you're already there. Mano's what you're in it. Once you're in it, you're in it. Lift something. Yeah, go ahead and take care of that too. I mean, the prince is like, maybe get a little lift on the breasts and maybe you get a little. I don't think William is a breastpan.

Yeah, but I'm not saying bigger. You just get a little lift so they don't say. Yeah, no, I get that. But if you look at pictures of the alleged second piece, yeah, the second piece, there was nothing there either. There was, you know, so I could have gotten you there if I seen the second piece having that. Yeah, but she's going to be the queen. and

so the queen needs to be Sydney what was Sydney Sweeney like the SNL yes which by the way can we just a little bit for a little bit do you really think that's why

she hosted SNL what do you mean because she was a talent yeah blonde talent yeah yeah because she was the model for the music video for that band

that Pat Gray lights I know so they were also they were also made such a big deal out of the video clip having all these views. I couldn't imagine why everyone was watching the video. She was riveting. That little short speech at the end of like, thank you for watching. Oh my God, it's been an amazing time. Hosting SNL. Like, gratitude.

Here, look at my breasts. That was like, bro. Come on. That's, I mean, that's all it was. So we all agree that it was a bait and switch. I don't think it was bait. I was thinking it was just like, here you go. Yeah, just a bait. Here you go. Have a nice day.

Which leads me to Kate, who always looks great. But, you know, I've had a couple kids now. No, no, I'm sorry. I should know. I know this is a little lift. I know this is the,

this is the Jeffie persona where you have to criticize and everybody must be perfect. But in all seriousness, you know that is not true. You know that is not true. She's not from the Midwest. She's not from the Midwest.

Still, though. What? Still, you just got a, it's all just a little. No, she's not. No, I know, but. Exactly. So there's nothing. Everybody wants a little touch up, a little tighten up here, a little perk here.

You're the problem. You know what? You're the problem. You sound like the freaking New York, I mean, North Carolina of order. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm more than happy to have females in charge. Absolutely.

As long as, you know, they have everything buttoned up and the little nips are right and the tight here and there. It's all good. Anything else you want to cover because we're so far off the... I think we covered all the royals. I think. Harry, Megan, is going to speak at the South by Southwest. Oh, yeah. We talked like to mention that yesterday on chewing that she's going to be down at South by Southwest this weekend.

Exciting times to hear her speak. in Austin, Texas. I wonder if Harry will show up. If he'll be there or not. Probably not. But she's going to speak with, she's going to be on a panel with Katie Couric and Brooke Shields.

Oh, that's going to be riveting. Right. I know. And also sociologist and DEI author, Nancy Wangian is also going to be there. She's going to be joining Breaking Barriers, shaping narratives how women lead on and off

the screen and that's going to be in honor of international women's day by Southwest huh? Where's my sounder? You know, whoever is your new producer, they move all my sounders where they used to be. So I'm

on the... Oh, I've been breaking news? Oh, no. Breaking news just happened. Live on the scene. We have breaking news here on chewing the bat. Live on the scene. We go to a reporter, Chris Cruz live off the scene. Hey Fisher, I'm over here at the Colonel's Review, where it was expected to have the Princess of Wales attend this,

but after checking the website, it looks like she was quietly removed. Wait, what? So Kate Middleton, name was removed from the list of attendees for the Colonel's review on Tuesday. So. Oh. What does that say? Thank you reporting live, Christy. I mean, she's out.

She's just still recuperating. What are we talking about? Okay, so funny you say that because according to, to, it was speculated that that would be the official event for her to come back.

Yeah. So it's not. She's not 100%. And according to this, it's because of, you know, her abdominal surgery. Yeah, she's not 100%.

so what does that mean what does it mean what does it mean she's still healing she got scraped she had the breast lifted a little she had the butt tightened up for those of you that don't know that um it's uh on june 8 2024 the event and she's not going to be there oh that she's already canceled yes three months out that that's that's that's i don't want to add anything holy cow but and by the way the The colonel's review is the trooping of the colors, which is, you know, everybody's there. That's embarrassing that you have to say that because we all know that. Yeah, everybody knows that. You know, it's the famous picture because the little kids, they make faces.

So she's canceling three months out? Three months out, bro. All right, what's happening? What's happening? What is happening? See, I don't think it's a facelift, right? Like everybody's saying it's not the same. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, if it was, like it says here, this would have been, it was speculated that the event would be on her first appearance since her abdominal surgery. And then it was quietly removed. Yeah. Today. Yeah, they removed it this week.

Yeah, today at 945. So they're clearing her schedule. She needs more time with her family. Okay, see, I would understand that if it was a celebrity. But you're the freaking next queen. I know. You have the best of it. the best. We know they're freaking fly with their blood every time they go anywhere.

Yeah, something is going on. Something, I believe a surgical gauze may have been left inside. Or the ice cream scooper when we're scooping things out. They're scraping. Yeah, and the melon scraper. The melon scraper, you know. That's what they use. I know. I'm not like, I also went to a. Okay. For viewing. But what does that say, Fisher? I don't know. I don't know.

I want her to be good. I want her to be okay. I mean, I hope. I thought William was going to off the king. I didn't think he was going to off the wife. She's attended all the events. She has never missed an event since 2011. Yeah, that's tough.

And now she possibly going to miss that one? Possibly. Well, if they removed the name, I'm saying possibly because I'm saying... That may happen. It may happen, but to quietly remove the name... Her due people are taking her off of all events probably for the year, and then she'll revisit as she gets better.

That's what's happening. There you go. I solved it for you. It's fine. Her due people are taking her off these events, and once she finds out, she'll be back. There you go. We're good.

Thanks, Chris Cruz. like gosh, I could talk for another hour on these knickleberries and we have to... By the way, the... No, we're done. No, no, we're done. If you know, the reports over. The announcement after the surgery was like, unlike, you know,

it's unlikely that she will return to public duties until Easter. Right. So... But Easter's right now. March 31st is Easter. Yeah. The trooping of the colors is June 8. That's what I mean.

This is just a, this is just due people, do people taking her off events. And she'll be put back on those events. Okay, thanks for stopping. Chris, really good to see you. I appreciate it. Anytime you want to stop by, you feel free to stop by. I really don't want to stop by.

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But I know that was what was reported. We'll see. I don't know that that was ever actually announced. But Amazon now has, what, a couple hundred million subscribers worldwide, 80 million active prime video households in the U.S. And they're charging people an extra $2.99 a month to have Prime without commercials, which I have refused to pay, by the way.

I'm putting my foot down, drawing a line in the sand, and now I have to put up with commercials when I watch Prime. But they're going to be streaming not only the Thursday night games, but they get a NFL, playoff game to stream on prime. Pretty good. Now, I love the way that it's worded is that

the National Football League has let the see, I'm sorry, let me word it the way they word it. Okay. Amazon has won the exclusive right to stream an

NFL playoff game on Prime Video next season. So apparently they met some metrics on their Thursday night broadcast that earned them the right to pay the NFL another, you know, $100 some million just to broadcast, another football game, a playoff game. So we're going to get, I mean, NBC Peacock had the wild card game, this between Kansas City and Miami.

And then next year, I think we get another game or they just, I'm not sure if Peacock is going to get another game to stream, which we'll have to pay for. But we have, you know, they'll have the other networks dueling over the other playoff games. So it's going to come down to we're almost going to have to pay for every playoff game now. Thank you, NFL. Appreciate it. We're going to have to pay, make sure that we have the streaming app that has decided to give the NFL a bunch of money to view the games.

Now, for the most part, many of us already do have that. And I will say that, you know, I went ahead and bought Peacock to watch the NFL playoff game. I got it. I watched both of them, as a matter of fact, because if you got it the night of the first game, you also had enough time for that first month to watch the second game. So you're just going to have to make sure that you are a subscriber to each and every app for darn near. each and every game. All right, so I'm going to get out of here.

I said my joke of the day today is really it made me laugh all day. In my house, in my house. A long time ago, my wife was laying on the floor. This is not going to go where you think it's going to go. My wife is laying on the floor looking up and my kids are looking down on her. No, it's not that at all. That's what I'm saying. It's not going that way.

Oh, Jesus. Boy, how is that? Boy, how is that Jeff Bezos company coming with space these days? Because we don't hear about that at all anymore. That is long gone, man. Holy cow. But Elon's still flying rockets into space and going to the space station.

Anyway, yeah, that's, hello. Blue Origin, man. What is happening? I mean, just nothing. Okay. All right, Jeff. No problem. So, my wife is laying on the floor,

and my kids are leaning over her, and she takes a picture of them. And so, you know, you see the picture of them looking down on her. So I blew that picture up, and I hang it on the ceiling in our guest bathroom, so that when you walk in the, bathroom you see you know these two faces looking down on you I love that all right I love it so the joke of the day that made me laugh is a video of a lady that says my

husband loves leaving me cute little notes and the toilet is closed and there's a note on top of the toilet that says don't flush gone to get tape measure possible world record Now, if that is seen in my bathroom, I'm looking. I am looking. I am not going to flush, but I will open the top of the toilet. I mean, you have to, right? Is that just me? Okay.

I don't need the sound effects. I mean, I'm just talking about opening the toilet. What are we even doing? Excuse me.