Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Gotta Get That Bag… | 4/7/23

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

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there's an escaped antelope wandering the streets. And it's not safe. It's not safe out there. So be careful, heads up. I don't know what you're in for, but apparently during a recent storm, a tree fell, where the antelopes live and play and roam. And there were two of them, a male and a female. The female was like, no, I'm going to stay.

I'm going to stay. I'm not going anywhere. And the male was like, yeah, I'm out. I've had enough of you, and I'm happy to get out of here. And he did. He left. And so he's wandering around. There's been sightings.

People have been seeing him around, but nobody has captured him. So this is a giant antelope. It's part, they're similar to cows. They're the world's largest antelope, the Eland envelope. And they are, they're usually found in grasslands, savannas and woodlands and the mountainous areas of the southern part of Africa from Kenya. in the north, down to South Africa. So Massachusetts, nothing says that like Massachusetts.

So it's wandering around just like it's home. Welcome. Be careful out there. Be careful. Be on the lookout. Do not approach the antelope. Okay, let it be because you don't want to have an antelope wound. You do not want that.

Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So I am a fan. of drone deliveries. I've made, you know, make no mistake, I've been a Ford.

I want drones to be dropping off goods to my home right now. I want to put in a, a drone delivery roof that opens so that the drone can just fly over, drop my products into my home,

and close and be done. Well, now Ford has said they're going to unleash rescue drones to jumpstart dead batteries of vehicles stranded on the side of the road, which I could have used last, night, by the way, I had a dead battery on my car. I had to get a jump. That's a completely

other story. Although I wouldn't have waited, since I don't own a fort, I wouldn't have waited for the drones to show up. So they published a patent for a system that uses aerial vehicles fitted with three-pronged hands that open the hood to apply jumper cables or a direct charge. So the document describes the vehicle, whether passenger or commercial, detects a low battery and transmits a signal to a central computer that sends a fleet. You don't even have to call. They just realize car number 855 has a dead battery. And the drones are released.

They release the Kraken. So they suggest using the vehicle's GPS location to guide one of the drones to the car, which will snap images of the scene and relay instructions to, its fellow machines. So there's one machine in charge shows up. Yep, okay, you go there, you go there, and you go there, and they open up your hood and jump your battery. That is awesome. I don't know if I want to see the three drones on top of a car along the side of the expressway, but I kind of do. I kind of want to see it. That is awesome. Remember, now Ford, they're getting on, remember they just, we had the story where they were a warning,

of the patent that prompts the vehicle to repossess itself. Right? So now they say, no, no, no, no. We're just going to, you know, we're going to attempt to notify the owner that their account is delinquent. We're going to send a message to the car or the smartphone. If these messages are ignored, well, then we'll start, you know, disabling some features like music, air conditioning. hoping that the owner will be uncomfortable and make the payments. The next step would be to play, I don't know, annoying sounds, chiming, buzzing,

and then when the driver sits down behind the wheel, and then it would play until the vehicle is turned off. Then, if that doesn't work, then we'll tell it to drive itself back to the dealership. That's all, though. That's all. That is awesome. Now, it says that it would drive back to the dealership when it's repossessed or that it would drive itself to a salvage yard. So they've already decided if you haven't made the payments and you don't like it, we'll just drive it back to the salvage yard.

Oh, okay. Great. I mean, Ford's the first one that have said they're going to cancel the AM radio in their vehicles as well that have the emergency managers around the country a little pissed because AM radios. I think there was like, I forget how many radio stations, AM stations they have set up to be the emergency alert system mothership around the country for each specific area. And so if you don't have access to an AM radio and Ford says, oh, we just got an app. You can just log into the app of the AM station. If the weather is bad and there's no internet, what are you doing? Nothing is what you're doing.

Hey, let's turn into the radio app. Well, nothing going on there. Now, for sure, most AMs, though, I would say, have sister stations now that are FM, that are replaying the broadcast, but it isn't the same thing. So, and I didn't realize this, BMW, Ford, Mazda, Polestar, Rivian, Tesla. I just saw a Rivian truck on the road yesterday. a pretty good looking truck. Anyway, Tesla, Volkswagen, and Volvo have removed broadcast AM radio

from their electric vehicles altogether. Now, they claim that the reason they have to get rid of the AM radios in the electric cars, they can't figure out this electromagnetic noise that comes and crosses over because of the EV propulsion system. so you know what we just got to get rid of the radio I mean we pay engineers hundreds of thousands of dollars a year at these car dealers at the car manufacturers

not just the dealership but the manufacturers I mean I actually have a family member that was an engineer for General Motors it's a pretty good living all right not a bad living for General Motors I would say that he would say hey let's sit down and figure it out but no no we just have to

cancel the AM radio. Okay, fine, no problem. So Honda, Hyundai, Jaguar, Land Rover, Kia, Lucid, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Stalantus. I haven't seen a Stalantus. I've seen a Lucid, though. There's a lucid I saw the other day. Really nice. Looked really good. Man, that was a beautiful car. Subaru and Toyota still maintained, yeah, well, we're giving you access to broadcast AM radio in our vehicles. Oh, well, thank you. another company that's starting to use drones or have already started to use drones is john deer nothing runs like a deer and nothing says drones and satellites like john deer i'm a fan of john

deer in fact the very first word i ever learned as a kid was tractor and that was because it was john deer and it was a john deer i used to i used to take a nap when i was a little kid my uncle would be out of field tilling the land, working from the earth, and I would ride with them until I fell asleep on the tractor in the middle of fields. That's actually a true story. That's a little inside John Fisher baseball. Anyway, so John Deere is using satellites. They're going to start sending their own satellites into space. Good, because we don't have enough satellites orbiting the globe. That is something we do not have enough of. I still say a million-dollar idea. We've got to get the got to get some some kind of space trash company going has to be one i don't know you know if

look if let's say you were part of some organization that some people called the mafia and you were having a tough time these days here on this planet why not start up your own trash pickup service in space uh it's just me thinking out loud so anyway uh john deer is sending satellites up into space because of the, you know, self-driving tractors, crop spraying drones. I mean, it's awesome what they're doing. So now they're just going to go ahead and spend up. I wonder, I want, and I don't know that it's true,

because there's no actual drawings or pictures of the John Deere satellites, but it better be green. It better be green with John Deere, with the yellow lettering, the John Deere yellow on it. It's got to be. I don't care. I want a UFO is flying through space, man. I want them to see John Deere on the satellites.

Nothing runs like a deer. I mean, really, it's just amazing. I was reading about these John Deer satellites and their drone coverage, and they're talking about creating geospatial maps to analyze crop growth and bring connectivity to remote and rural farmers. Man, that's what you want. That's what my uncle, when he was out tilling the land and I was taking a nap in his lap on the John Deere, that's what he wanted. He wanted to be able to get the geospatial map and analyze his crop growth.

That's what you need. Oh, man, that is. That's farming in today's world. And, you know, you look at big companies like Walmart. I mean, they just announced, right, with their automation plans that they will improve costs. per unit by 20%. You think we'll see that savings, by the way? Let me think about that for a second.

Now, Walmart is going to improve their cost per unit by 20%. Will we see that? I'm guessing no. But hey, you don't know that. They plan for 65% of stores to be serviced by automated supply by 2026. I mean, that is tomorrow. That is incredible. Two-thirds of its storage to be serviced through automation

in the supply chain, in Walmart supply chain, by the end of 2026. It's now re-engineering its supply chain to fulfill customer needs with a more intelligent and connected Omni-Channel network that is enabled by greater use of data, more intelligent software, and automation.

That means not you and me. That means humans out of work. The outcome improves in-stock inventory, accuracy, and flow. Whether customers shop in stores, pick up, or have a delivery.

Wow. I mean, you're out of work. You're out of work. Now, they claim, obviously, that, hey, look, we anticipate increased throughput per person. I'm not sure throughput.

Over time, the company anticipates increased throughput per person due to automation while maintaining or even increasing its number of associates. Right. Okay. Yeah. No, no, don't be mad yet. Don't be mad at. We want you to continue to work now for the next few years. So we're not getting rid of any of you.

My gosh, don't. I don't think that. That would just be wrong. When we get to 2026, though, oh, yeah. Darno, we didn't see that coming. Sorry. I know, that's what we said, increasing number of associates, but, you know, new roles and stuff. But, man, that's just not going to.

Sorry. I want to know what increased throughput is, though. Well, it's a noun, and it's the amount of something such as material data. I could have guessed this, actually, the passes through something such as a machine or system. So they're saying that they're going to increase throughput per person. So if you don't increase your throughput, we have a robot A right here that will increase our throughput. So thanks for stopping, Millie.

And we appreciate your hard work for Walmart. But good luck. God bless. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. They won't need a break room either anymore. Because the robots don't need to stop and take a drink. Okay?

So, oh yeah, we're in the break room. Never mind. I read a story about Diddy and Sting that I had not heard. And I guess Diddy has been paying Sting thousands of dollars every day because he put part of the every breath you take on one of his tracks without permission back in the 90s. So in 2018, Sting appeared on the Breakfast Club and Charlemagne the God, which, I mean, hello, who doesn't listen to that show. If it was true, it's actually a huge show, if it was true that the music producer paid him $2,000 daily for sampling the police's every breath you take. On his track, I'll be missing you.

And Sting laughed and confirmed the statement and joked that didn't. he would be making those payments for the rest of his life. So in 1997, Diddy created this tribute track to notorious B-I-G, and known as, you know, you and I know him as Biggie Smalls. And after following his tragic death in the drive-by shooting, right? so he used he used a couple different songs in that piece which I'm sure you've heard

and so 20 years ago today was this was dated March 9th this story we lost the greatest rapper of all time and he created this song and uh uh...

should have asked sting before you used this song wow Yes. I mean, the article says the headline is $5,000 a day, but the Sting interview says $2,000 a day. So somewhere between $2,000 and $5,000 a day for wrongly using that song.

Man, that's good for Sting, man. I'm a fan of Sting. I've actually seen them live a couple times. I've seen them with the police, and I've seen them by himself. and well worth. I mean, I'm a huge fan. But I'm even more of a fan of that.

You didn't, Diddy. Now they claim their friends now. But Diddy? You didn't use part of my song and your tribute. Well, I figured you wouldn't mind, you know, it was a tribute to Biggie. What are we talking about here? We're talking about using my song

without asking me is what we're talking about. So why don't you just plan on paying me? I don't know. $2,000 a day. for the rest of your life. Okay? Let's just do that. That is awesome.

You know, for Sting, not Diddy. Although, if the song is creating that much income for Diddy that he's paying Sting 2 grand today, congratulations to both of them, man. Oh, and people are not happy with our girl J-Lo. They're all wound up at Jennifer. I mean, she's, you know, Jailo from the hood or wherever Jailo from the streets. But she just launched a new alcoholic beverage. And people are all wound up at Jailo.

So, I mean, Ben is wearing off because he's the drinker. Jailo doesn't even drink. And, you know, Ben's the one that's, you know, busy out smoking and drinking. and we're getting reports that his smoking is still got Jennifer mad. So those other reports we're getting. Well, apparently, she announced her Italian Coast-inspired beverage company.

And it is, let's see, it's called, it's a lower-calorie alcohol line. Well, yeah, you wouldn't expect J-Lo to have anything fat. The line consists of three sprits. Bella Barry made with vodka, Paloma Rosa with tequila and Larange featuring Amo Base,

an Amaro base, sorry, featuring an Amaro base. But people are a little wound up because she announced it to her 240 million followers on the social media, which is just, I want to say it's a little bit more than what Jeff Fisher Radio is on Instagram. J-Lo has a few. more than Jeff Fisher Radio, but I'm getting there.

I'm inching closer and closer every day, so follow me on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You know what? And follow me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio there as well. And Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR. There you go. And I just got an alert

as we speak. I'll get back to J-Lo in a moment. Pope Francis is going to miss a good Friday event. He is not well. I mean, the Pope, the Pope! The Pope! is missing a good Friday event. I would like to, I am now, I believe, officially running for Pope again. I know he's not, he hasn't, we haven't lost him yet, but I want to, this is a, I'm putting

a preliminary, preliminary study together. And we're going to, I'm just going to say that I'm going to run. I'm going to start up my campaign again for Pope. I ran for it and lost when Pope Benedict ran. They changed the rules on me now. So I've got to kind of update my campaign. but I'm running for Pope. I want to be the first American Pope,

and it's time. All right, so when Pope Francis goes, because, I mean, the Pope is not doing a Good Friday event, that's not good. He is not well. He's not a well man. I don't wish him any ill will, but when he steps down or worse,

I'm here. I'm here to fix the Catholic Church, okay? Because nothing says fix the Catholic Church, like Jeff Fisher and Chewinger. the fat. I will be the first American Pope. Pope Obesius, Fatimus the first. I'm here for you. Okay. Now back to J-Lo.

Okay, so fans were like, hey, J-Lo, what are you doing? You don't even drink and you're launching an alcohol brand? Why not create, you know, a non-alcoholic brand? Considering you've been outspoking about the negative effects of alcohol and you yourself don't drink. This feels so

off-brand for you. it's just a money grab I like this I get it a coin is a coin but mama you don't drink alcohol I love that she doesn't even drink

but she get that bag girl that is awesome congratulations J-Lo congratulations I still love you from the streets. Speaking of the streets,

streets of New York. Tina Louise, you remember her from Gilligan's Island? Ginger. Yeah, the actress? Yes, thank you. You don't? You don't remember that show? Come on, now? The weather started getting rough.

The tight ship was tossed. Not for the... Not for the... The fearless crew, the minnow would be lost. Yeah, thank you. The ship took ground ashore of the... Uncharted Desert Isle with Gilligan, a skipper to a millionaire and his wife, a movie star. That was Tina Louise, the professor and Mary Ann.

Okay. Here on Gilligan's aisle. Anyway, she just turned 89. 89. And she is still out there looking for business. Looking for a little Tina Louise business. She said that she doesn't want herself to be defined by age. Wait, I need some business music.

Oh, yeah. I don't want to be defined by age. Numbers are not what you look like or how you live your life. How they kind of are, Tina, when you're 89. No, no, no, no, no. I need somebody that's funny. It's got a good heart. And money doesn't matter.

I'm it. I'm here for you. All right, stop. I mean, I don't know how much she's worth, but she's been working since she was two. She first ended a commercial for her dad's candy company when she was two. So she's got to be worth. Let's see how much Tina Louise is worth.

That she's worth six mil. that's not bad she's 89 I mean she's not going to be around much longer so just saying might be worth it not for me that would be heaven forbid heaven forbid but you know for you for you worth worth you know he's tying a pre-nup for two or three million and you're with Tina for two or three years, a million a year? I mean, there's not a whole much, I would say no to for a million a year. So, good luck.

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And it's about a mountain lion who comes up on a couple who's in their hot tub. And they're just sitting in the hot tub. And the mountain lion comes up and the animal scratches the man's head. You know, he's sitting down in the hot tub. And they try to claim that the animal didn't realize that it was a human sitting in the hot tub. He just reached out to see what was above the ground there in the hot tub. And it was a human head. Ah, funny, silly stupid human.

What are you doing down there? And slapped him. So, I mean, it scratched the guy's head. And so the man that had his head swatted said he was just, you know, trying to relax and his wife in the hot tub. And then his wife looked up and there was the mountain lion. So, you know, she began screaming and grabbed a flashlight, shining the animal and off he ran.

So he didn't need any medical assistance. He was fine. It was just a mountain lion that, you know, didn't notice they were people. It's okay. We're all fine. And they figured it was just an off. That's just the way it is.

And we continue to track the lion and the lion activity. There weren't any injuries. We did, we told the neighbors, you know, but there's really nothing to worry. out and it'll be fine okay it'll be fine but you know there's a nearby subdivision and we just we have to take some precaution because you know we don't want people to freak out but it's fine it's just a mountain lion didn't know it was the humans it's fine don't worry about it okay and we're not gonna

we've got one little trap over here but we're not going to try to hunt it down and get it because it's fine it's just a just a it's a mistake this friendly mountain lion made well then I get the story in Colorado I know it's you know Colorado isn't a small state but a there's footage captured in a neighborhood from a ring camp

where there's a pack of mountain lions hunting in the neighborhood How about no. That cannot be. They're getting way too close. And we've talked about this on this show many times that animals think that they could start taking things back. That's when humans have to say, no, Mr. Mountain Lion.

Or no, Mountain Lion. Right. No, thank you. Humans are here. and perhaps maybe you need to go away and I don't mind you shooting over their heads or shooting in front of them for the first time

but for sure you want them to get the message I'm here and if I see you on my ring cam one more time you're going down okay I mean they are predators

that's what They do. And, you know, if you have a, let's say you have a, I don't know, a little, a little pussycat at the house. Another little pussycat, smaller than the mountain lion. Or your little yappet, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. Dog, that's going down. I mean, the mountain lion is eating out. Maybe you want that.

Maybe you see the back of mountain lions in the front yard and you've wanted to get rid of that wife's little yappy dog for quite some time. so you just open up the screen door and go, what's going out out here? Yep, you, pip, beep, beep, bit, bit, yep, yep, yep. Oh, no, no, Misty, no. Oh, no, Missy got eaten by the, well, I tried to stop. I tried to stop her from going out, but she wouldn't,

you know how she was. She would just bark at anything, anybody that came around, and, whew, next thing you know. If you want that going, head. Don't shoot at the mountain lions. But apparently it's looking like they've got the mother cougar and the four cubs and then you've got the daddy coo. Uh, no, no thank you. We got to do there's something that has to be done because now, uh, not only are they out, uh, you know, whapping people on the head in the hot tub. They're out hunting for food. They got babies to

feed. And I mean, that's, that's an issue. That's a big time issue. Now, according to a tracker map created by a resident a total of 23 canines had either vanished, been attacked, or killed by the cat. Oh, well,

there you go. I mean, they are eating little Misty's. Oh, Misty, get by Misty. Loom. Yep, yep, you, pip, yep, we lost her.

Misty's gone. Holy cow. Something's got to be done in Colorado, man. The pandemic, everybody went away. The mountain lions came down, and now they're used. They're used to the area. They've had family. They're looking around for food.

They're eating your dogs. You know, I sent Rusty out to just go out and run out, take care of a little rusty business, not business, but business. And he never came back. I don't know what. Rusty was a good dog. But I love that dog. He's missing now. So it's time to make it known.

Hello, family of mountain lions. Human here. Perhaps you might want to leave because if I find out that you're burping up rusty. All right, then let's go to Italy. All right. A bear has mauled a runner. Apparently, he couldn't

run faster than the bear. I don't know just saying it says here. The runner was mauled to death by the bear in a rare, a rare attack. Just a month after another hiker barely escaped with his life. So the bears are pissed in Italy. And I don't know why. Maybe they're pissed that you're running in their neighborhood.

You know, I can't figure it out. So I guess, well, he went for a run. And just like Rusty went outside to take care of his business. This runner went outside to take care of his business and then he didn't come back. And the girlfriend was like, oh my gosh,

what happened? He hasn't returned. He doesn't love me anymore. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, bear mauled him. What are you going to do? It's not funny. Not funny at all. What are we doing? What are we

I mean, if a, you know the old joke. Now, really, the joke is, you know, if you're out in the woods and you run into a bear, I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you. So if you run into a bear, see if they give you the rule of what's best to do. They do not want to blame it on the bear, though. They don't say anything in this story about what's best to do when you come across the bear. but they do make a point of saying, yeah, we're not really sure.

We know what people are saying, and we know that there have been incidents of bears attacking humans. This would be the first time that an attack would be fatal. And I say, as his quote is, but this would be the first time that potentially an attack has been fatal. And I say potentially, because we have yet to see the results of the autopsy to confirm how the man died. And as an animal welfare organization, we have been asked to be informed as soon as this is completed.

So they didn't even want to blame it on the bear. We don't know that the bear killed him. Oh, okay. Because I don't want to leave the bear story without you knowing what to do if you encounter a bear because you have to know what to do.

So if you see a bear before it notices you, stand still and move away quietly in the opposite direction. If you encounter a bear that's aware of you, don't run. Well, the guy was out running. So he didn't see the bear. Back away slowly in the opposite direction.

Wait for the bear to leave. Uh-huh. Don't make loud noises or run, as this may cause the bear to see you as prey and give chase. If you encounter a grizzly, Do not run and avoid direct eye contact. Don't look at me in the eye, man. You look a grizzly in the eye, you're going down.

The best way to stay safe in bear country is to avoid the animals altogether. Or by making noise along the trail to alert them of your presence. Once they know of your presence, then you need to alert them. Hello, Bear. I'm here And if he doesn't back away That's how you alert them I know there's pretty cuddly little bears

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All right. So it's Friday, and that means it's time for what's the lie. Now, I don't have a specific contestant except that Darian, my producer, I was thinking about this last night, which is why I didn't reach out to get a new game show contestant

for What's the Lie? Because I got to feeling bad last night. because Darian Welcome, welcome to the two in the fat. How are you? Thank you, Jeffrey. How are you? You doing okay?

I'm all right, good. Thanks. Anyway, I was thinking to myself this morning or last night or whatever the hell I was thinking about you that you have played this game multiple times. Now twice. Well, today's the third time. Again, like I said, multiple times.

Right. And you have not won, have you? I have not, no. You have not won a game. I felt terrible. I felt terrible. Like, we got to, I mean, I feel like, I feel like Jill Biden, we've got to invite everybody to the White House.

I mean, I feel bad. I mean, I feel bad that then I put contestants on, and I try to, you know, make them feel good about losing, but, holy cow. I mean, it's a little embarrassing to have someone that actually is, you know, part of the show, and I can't figure it out. So I was like, well, I got to give them one more try. A little pity. I think, yeah, I think we're just going to, we're going to give you, what's the lie, until you win.

Okay. Until you, it's your game show until you win. Oh, the pressure's on. All right. I mean, I'll still give you a, I'll still give you a Talking Sense Jeffie Blue Freshie when you win. Right. And everyone could go to Talking Sense Facebook group to find a Freshie scent and design for you, the Talking Sense. That's the Jeffie Blue Freshie that's the best.

That's why we give it away here if you win. on what's the lie. But until then, I mean, I want you to win. It's embarrassing. You know, not only are you embarrassing yourself, you're embarrassing me and the show

when you lose. All right. So, you know. Building up the pressure. Just keep going. I will if you want. I got. So it's Friday.

Time for what's being called. America's favorite game show, What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants, or one contestant, try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Plus, that's where we get, What's the Lie? Welcome to our contestant, Darian. Darian, welcome to What's the Lie.

Thank you, Jeffrey. You know, if you win, not only will you get to come back for another run, round, you will win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. For more information, you could go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie Sent and design for you. All righty. You ready to play?

Hit me. All right, four headlines. One not real. Marion What's the Lie? Hitman, hires hitman, who hires hitman, who hires hitman, who hires hitman, who hires hitman, who tells police.

Headline number two. Amsterdam launches stay-away ad campaign targeting young British men. Headline number three. Hackers say they can access Teslas and make them honk wildly. Headline number four. The atmosphere of Venus makes lava from the planet's volcanic activity cool enough to touch. Those are your four headlines, Darien. Hitman hires hitman who hires.

Hires Hitman, who hires hitman, who hires hitman who tells police. Headline number two, Amsterdam launches stayaway ad campaign targeting young British men. Hackers say they can access Teslas and make them honk wildly. Headline number four, the atmosphere of Venus makes lava from the planet's volcanic activity cool enough to touch. Those are your four headlines. Darien, what is the lie? Give me number one. Number one.

That's your choice? The hitman, who hires the hitman? There's too many. Who hires the hit man? That's what you're going with? Yeah. Man. I don't know how many weeks we've got to do this,

but this is freaking embarrassing. You're embarrassing to show. You're embarrassing me. No, I mean, I darted. I wanted you to win. I don't want you to feel bad now. Thanks for listening to What's the Live. What's the lie?

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Give it to me, Jeffrey. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you another question. I'm living. All right. How hot do you think lava is.

Because the atmosphere of Venus makes lava from the planet's volcanic activity cool enough to touch. Yeah. No, that's not true. That is a lie. Okay. It's very rhetorical of you right there, Jeffrey. But yeah. Yeah.

Man, I want you to win so bad. You know, I need someone else to run the board while I'm trying to figure this out. You know what I mean? Oh, you got too much to do? You put that last. like, I'm trying to think of the first three and you got me. All right. You got me. See you next week. Sounds bad. That my fault you got it wrong. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

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