Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Heads Up, Eyes Open… | 5/22/25

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

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You have a risk of depression, suicidal thoughts, potentially leaving patients dying, actually dying to lose weight. We know that doctors were saying that bad reactions to these weight loss drugs were on track to increase 350% according to the new data. We've talked about OZMPIC, but you look good though. You know, you've lost a lot of weight. You look great. But that saggy buddy yours, man, you need to slow down.

on the OZempic. Well, now there's one more issue that we have to worry about with taking OZMPIC. It's called OZMPIC teeth. Yes, that's correct. Apparently, you're going to have a range of dental issues, you know, dry mouth, bad breath, gub disease, tooth decay. You don't sound very good. What's going on?

Oh, you've been taking OZempic. Yeah, no wonder, you look like you've lost a lot of weight, you look great. Ooh, what is coming out of your mouth? Back away from me. Key, I got to keep upwind. No, yeah, upwind. You want to be upwind of that. So apparently, obviously, these drugs suppress your appetite.

And so according to the dental people, and we all know dentists are criminals anyway, so that's another story in and of itself. But these drugs suppress appetite. and since eating normally stimulates saliva flow, eating less while on an ozempic can mean less stimulation to your saliva glands, salivary glands. And that can cause, you know, big time issues,

which means, you know, you gotta stay upwind. Because, man, how are you, how are you doing? It's... Oh, oh, I don't know that there's an ozepic cough yet, really. But it's coming. It's coming. And so just be careful, all right? Just be careful.

I know everybody wants to, you know, take Ozempic and lose a lot of weight and look good. And a lot of people still believe what's his face said 100 years ago. It's better to look good than to feel good. But just be careful. Just be careful because you never know when you come home. You know, your wife or your husband and you, oh, honey, the Ozempic is working so good. You've lost so much weight.

I like your butt sagging like that. But, man, do not, do not come close to me and talk to me because, whew, that ozempic breath of yours killing me. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right. As of this recording, 522, 25, at the time, whenever you're listening to this recording, Just know that while I was recording it, for those of you listening live, you know what time it is.

We have the fugitive update from New Orleans as the escape happened on the 16th. So what is it? Six, seven days from this recording. And we still have five. A count on one, two, three, four, five fugitives on the loose. And again, I have not officially found out how to get the total $20,000. So my guest to you is when you see it. If and when you see one of these fugitives,

you call the FBI, you call the ATF, and you call crime stoppers. And you, about, I mean, almost immediately. And you call them and you say, yeah, I see him, he's over here at the bus stop, wherever he is, and I want my $10,000.

Okay, thank you, bye. And I'm going to call the ATF. Hello ATF? Yeah, I see him. He's over here by the bus stop, and I want my $5,000. Okay, bye-bye. Hello, crime stoppers?

Yeah. This is me. see him. He's over on the bus stop and I want my $5,000. Okay, bye-bye. And then you're good. Then you're good. They know who you are and you have confirmation. So that's still, that's happening. We still have five fugitives. I mean, it's a little nerve-wracking to have these guys out there, to be honest. Because you don't know what they're going to do. You already know that, I mean, the list of their crimes is incredible. And so they're not nice guys. And so do not engage. Do not engage.

I will say that, do not engage. Now, Sheriff, if you have to, Sheriff Susan Hudson, the Orleans Parish Sheriff, who's, you know, oversees the jail and oversees, you know, Orleans Parish, who was, we were all happy for her

in May of 2022 when she was sworn in becoming the first African-American woman to serve as a sheriff in Louisiana and the first woman to serve as sheriff in New, uh, in New Orleans. She took a beating at the city council meeting. And right after the city council meeting,

she said, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and suspend my re-election campaign that's happening right now. I cannot spend another moment putting politics over your needs. Uh-huh. Okay. All right. I mean, I believe that.

I want that to be true. but no, I don't know that I believe it, but I want that to be true. I will say this, I don't know that she ever unsuspends her election campaign because unless these inmates get found now,

maybe, maybe she can ride the storm, but 10 inmates, they've arrested a couple more people that helped them, but with 10 inmates, I know people were crying about the funding, that kind of thing, but I mean,

Top down. Top down. You're in charge. It's your deal. It's your jail. You oversee it. It's all you. And they broke out when you were in charge.

So you got to take the heat. And you are. You are taking the heat. As well you should. Yeah, I'm okay with this, actually. Okay, so yesterday's episode was Fugetoo. Cannon. Starring William Conrad.

Starring William Conrad. We guest stars for Clue Gulliger. Clue, yeah, love Clue. Diane Farsi. Hey, she's come back a couple times. She's a recurring role. Joan Van Arne. Oh, Joan comes back quite a bit.

Tonight's episode. Country Blues. Still on the loose. Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah, I like that tonight's episode. Could be for the whole weekend. Still on the loose. All right.

I feel, uh, I feel like disappointed. You know, I've been seeing reports about Fleet Week, and it's Memorial Day weekend, and I appreciate the military. I'm a fan. But it's Fleet Week. Okay, so Fleet Week started yesterday,

which was the 21st of May, and I missed the parade of ships that was held. And I thought, when I think of Fleet Week, I think of a fleet of ships. You know, we're celebrating the Navy, the Marines, the Coast Guard, all of them, right? So then I look at what's there at Fleet Week.

And I'm thinking, that's all we can do. Okay, so we've got two U.S. Navy ships, two U.S. Coast Guard cutters, and maybe they're busy. Maybe they're busy. They're off doing actual work instead of goofing off in New York for Fleet Week. And, you know,

I get it, I get it, I understand. But I'm just disappointed. Two U.S. Navy ships, two U.S. Coast Guard cutters. And I,

you know, I know, they don't send a whole crew with these ships. Maybe they're, you know, half a crew because everybody's swiping right

on Tinder anyway, trying to hook up with a little Fleet Week business. I'm sure you're getting Fleet Week deals. So, so you have the two U.S. I know.

I know. Hey, how about you take a look at my Coast Guard cutter, huh? Oh, yeah, come on. So you get the two U.S. Navy ships. You have the two U.S. Coast Guard cutters, and you have five U.S. Navy Academy Yard Patrol boats. Not sure. I mean, I don't know if that's a tugboat.

I don't know if that's just a little pretend boat that they play around with in the yard. I'm not real sure, but it's a fleet week, so I'm all for it. So the fleet week continues on through Memorial Day, and there's the big Memorial Day celebration, and you can go to the museum that they have going on there, and I get it, it's fun. And you can take, I mean, I'm sure there's Fleet Week bigness going out in New York.

You can count on that. No doubt about that. Then I see, speaking of navies, the Mexican Navy, is blaming us for the ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge. How about, well, first of all, tough if it's true, but no.

So Mexico's Navy Chief, stop it, Mexico's Navy Chief, okay. I digress. So Mexico's Navy Chief has said that the pilot manning its training ship, which crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge on Saturday night, was under the control

of New York authorities. Okay. The ship has a training mission and is also an ambassador. Yeah, we know you were traveling the country going around the world too. You were getting ready to leave and then you lost your power

and ran into the bridge. That's a large ship that journeys from the harbor must be controlled by specialized harbor pilot from the New York government. Okay. I think maybe that's true, actually. because I think we found that out with the Baltimore collapse, right? The bridge was under the U.S. Transportation Safety Board port guy

that takes them in and out of the port. I'm pretty sure that very well may be true. So the ship, it still might not be the United States fault, though. I mean, the ship might have had some malfunctions. We don't know that investigation is still going on. And according to this, it's a long process. So maybe it is our fault. We hear that.

It's a long process for the investigation. But I do, I believe that that is actually true. And I've spent it up a long time since I've piloted a ship in and out of a harbor, so I don't recall every regulation. But I'm pretty sure that that's standard fare coming in and out of the ports. like that, no matter what international port it is. So when the Mexicans ship the... Q-A-U-A-U-H-T-E-M-O-C-E-M-O-C-T-E-M-O-C

training vessel collided with the bridge. Maybe, you know, it was our harbor pilot. But that still doesn't mean it wasn't the ship's fault. Yeah, we don't know. I don't think they were traveling. I don't think they were traveling. I don't think they were shipping anything like that. This was just a, it was a Mexican Navy vessel, uh, promotion ship is what that was.

So I think we found out some new information, uh, this week alone. We, we found out that Mexico has a Navy. Again, I did not know. We found out that it, it has a Navy chief. if you have a Navy, you have to have a chief. The rules are rules. And we also found out that perhaps that even if our guy was driving it,

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i know it but i told you about the guy uh the good year guy the other day so now i'm tell you about a French restaurant owner. Okay. The last one was in Europe too. Yeah. So, I mean, I think we're getting a theme here. So this French restaurant owner confessed to killing this guy during a botched robbery. But that's not all.

Okay. Then he chapped a man up and cooked his parts and a pot of vegetables to try to cover up his tracks. Ouch. Ouch is right. So, and he dragged his partner into it. So this guy, Philippe Schneider, 69, and his partner, Natalie Karbubasi, 45, are on trial for their alleged involvement in the death of this 60-year-old man, who disappeared in 2023. Now, the family members said they hadn't seen him. People were wondering the neighbors hadn't seen him, so they went to do a wellness check and, you know, there was nothing there.

except, you know, some evidence of a crime. So the guy, Schneider, told investigators that he had tied up this Mitchler, is his name, and gagged him, and he was looking to rob the place. While he was robbing the place, he died of suffocation. So what are you going to do? I got freaked out. I didn't know what to do. I cut him up. It's not funny at all.

This is not funny at all. This recluse guy. You go to his house to rob him, and he dies when you've got him all tied up and gagged. And you don't know what else to do, so we'll just cut him up. So he said he tried cooking parts of Mitchler's body in a pot of vegetables in line with the religious ritual he learned about in Nepal and to cover the smell. Okay. All right. So another man on trial is his...

his accomplice, this 25-year-old grave digger, so Snyder had ordered him to cook the meat until it falls off the bone. So he had somebody else. So he drug the wife in. He drug the other guy in. Right. So he didn't burn, he didn't cook the whole body.

Okay. So he dismembered the head, the hands, and the feet. And he left the pieces scattered throughout the area. and inside Metschler's van, which they stole. The guy that they killed, they stole his van. And the police, when they found him, the van was still had blood in it. I mean, are you that dumb?

Are you that dumb? So they are now on trial now. Oh, what a wicked web we weave when first we tried to deceive. And in the words of Ben Matlock, murder is such a messy business. So at the time of the murder, and Snyder says the guy that is the leader, the chef,

he said, look, I was embroiled in an addiction to alcohol and cannabis. I just had to rob people and I had to do things that I didn't want to do. So the lady claims that she had nothing to do with the murder. Well, if she had something to do with the crime with the robbery, then you got something to do with the murder, right? because he died in the act of that crime. I don't know. That's here in America.

I'm sure that's probably the same in France as well. I mean, if you're in the middle of a crime and somebody dies, you're responsible for that death. So apparently, Philipp Schneider, the chef, he is, his version at the time is that I lived life of alcohol and drugs. And this is completely crazy idea to burgle the neighbor, but I just,

needed to do it so we gagged him and then all of a sudden he's dead and uh afterward i just don't know what else to do i don't know what else to do so yeah i just cut him up what are you gonna do that's i mean come on now i will say this this is an afterthought here on chewing the fat okay if the person's already dead is it that big a deal that you're getting cut up I guess so I guess so You know We're pretty

Spotty is our sacred And I got it But isn't just the murder I mean just the murder is bad enough What you do it in the body afterward I guess you're coming up your crime Right I mean he's cutting body parts off And tossing them off the side of the road

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah That is a lot of work to cut up a body You just don't do that higgly pigly I mean, so you're going to have to, the one thing that helps you is being high. So if you're high and you don't want to kill your buzz, you've already killed the guy. You're bummed about that. Your buzz, right, hold on.

Dude, I think he's dead. Oh, no. No. No, no, no. He can't die. We just had him tied up and gagged. I just wanted to steal all this stuff in the house. Oh, man, I am so losing my buzz.

What can I do? Okay. Tell you what? I'm working things out now in my head. Let's cut them up. I mean, stop it. Stop it. It's just insane to me.

All right, that's, okay. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. I don't need any soup right now, though. I'm good. So as I'm, uh, someone sent me an email about, uh, this video from Bristol, Connecticut.

And the police, I guess, who are investigating it, okay. But they're calling it the reverse driver. And they've got this video. Somebody videotaped this guy driving down the road backwards, in reverse. And it went on for quite some time until he pulled into a gas station.

And then they missed it. Then he's gone. And I don't know if he continued to drive in reverse, where he went. but he's not doing anything bad. The car is facing the wrong direction on the right, on the correct side of the road. He's going in the right direction on the side of the road.

Anyway, I'll show you the video on Saturday when we do Saturday morning live on my ex account at Jeffrey JFR. And you could decide for yourself if it was something wrong because I feel like this guy decided that I'm going to drive backwards today. Everywhere I go, I'm driving in reverse. And maybe it's a thing, I don't know.

Maybe it's a thing. But he's going down the road backwards. Everything is correct, except he's driving in reverse. So, I mean, I guess it would throw you off a little bit if you're on the road and somebody's going driving in reverse. But that's not your problem. That's not mine. I mean, if I'm driving in reverse with the flow of traffic, that's your problem. I'll show you the video on Saturday morning live.

I could show it to you right now, but it would be a little grainy. I got to run it through a processor, and it's from Connecticut. So Connecticut's right here. Bristol, Connecticut's right there. And you've got to work through it. So I'll be able to have it ready for you on Saturday morning. Boy, the television networks are just running. crazy. So ABC is in a big shakeup. CNN's in a big shakeup. CBS News chief executive just stepped down

among, according to the headline, tensions from Trump and a $20 billion lawsuit. So you know what? I'll just step down. Did you step down or were, you know, everybody has a boss. Everybody has a boss. And I'm sure the board stepped in and said, take a hike. And then we have Bath and Body Works CEO resigned. And he's being replaced by this former Nike executive, but Bath and Body Works CEO resigning. I don't know if there was an issue there or not.

Usually when people resign gigs like that, a little business going on at the office. Something happening at the office that shouldn't be happening. because CEO Gina Boswell is stepping down immediately. And I just feel like, I don't know, it doesn't say, it doesn't say that the music was playing at the time. But I will just say that earnings being down this year should not affect the CEO's job

because everybody's earnings are down because we're heading into a little, a little turmoil a little turmoil in the economy and so everybody's trying to hang on for dear life so I'm not saying that anything happened

with Gina Boswell other than maybe it is just that the earnings are down and we wanted to bring in a man this Daniel I guess he's a man Daniel Heave from a former Nike executive to run the joint

but it's usually usually and a little little bit extra going on at the old bath and body works that's usually the case so Apple finally gave in

and Fortnite is back on the iOS app store so congratulations to Fortnite I mean they've been battling back and forth for like five years it's been a long time they've been battling it's cost Fortnite a lot of money and Apple kicked them off

and then Fortnite We had to go through Fortnite to get the games and it would cost a lot of money because they, Fortnite didn't want to pay Apple the money that they wanted to be on their app for people to get

Fortnite through the Apple app. So they're back on and apparently they're number one on the old free game iOS Apple app. So good for Fortnite and they knew that was going to happen. I mean it's the number one free game. Hello. So we'll see how long

that last Apple might say this is exactly why we didn't want you on this app unless you were going to pay us top dollar because everybody's coming here for that. You can make that argument, but they're back on and you can find a Fortnite on the iOS Apple App Store and it's the number one free game. And I got it. Okay, you Apple people make me sick. I just get my ear. It's the Apple App Store is what it is. It's the Apple. It's not iOS. It's the Apple App Store. I got it. And I said the Apple App Store. Okay. I freaking hate Apple people. Oh, you're an Apple person? Never mind. It's not you.

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So just know, if you're a Google AI subscriber, you now can get the English-Spanish translation through the Google AI. So, man, thank you. Thank you. Is that Google? Oh, you know, and speaking of Apple, that's what I was going to talk about with Apple,

is that this is kind of a problem, I think. they had the Vision Pro on the Price is Right and everyone on the Price is Right thought that it cost $2,000 less than what it actually was. So they all said, I mean all the

contestants, their guesses were more than $2,000 below the device's actual cost of $3,500. So like they were saying that it was $1,500. and or you know maybe a thousand dollars and so you can hear I mean in the clip that I saw and I don't have to play you the price is right clip but they you know people were like ooh when the price on the Vision Pro was revealed $3,500 oh so that's a problem that's a problem for Apple maybe not maybe Apple just says yeah that's what it costs we're Apple it's Vision

Pro tough get over it which is sure what they're they're doing. And games like the price is right get people used to knowing that it's $3,500. Because everybody, oh, 3,500. Oh, you know what? That's not bad. That's not bad. I can get that.

Okay. All right. Because, I mean, I could be a fan. I could be a fan. They does an awful lot of cool stuff. So just know that when you see that Apple Vision Pro, it's coming in at around 3,500 bucks. Be sure to follow me on my ex at Jeffrey JFR.

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Wow, I thought Jim was older than that, man. He's done some time on the earth. I thought he's done some time on the earth because I thought Jim was a lot older than 65. Holy cow. So I don't, I guess he was at the owner's meeting. Isn't even a hotel room? I guess.

His daughter will be running. Our daughter's been, his daughter's been running the show now for a little while because they found him at his home, I think a year ago, year and a half ago now, that they thought it was an overdose. So he's been struggling with that. He said he did not call it an overdose, though.

He called it something else. But he's not been well. And I know that he's had, you know, he's had a couple of, at least one DWI arrest. So, I mean, who's given Jim Urs? a DWI. I don't know if that happened in Indianapolis or not. I don't know that story.

If it's an Indianapolis, no way Jim Hersey gets a DWI. No way. No way. I'm sorry. Unless, sometimes, you know, you get a pass for,

I don't know, five, six, seven times. What's the number? What's the number that Jim Hersey was stopped and let go? And finally the cop was like, okay, Jim. we got to do something, bro. You need to get a driver or something.

And it's because you can't be doing this anymore. So anyway, yeah, I'm not sure where he was. They said that he died in his sleep peacefully in the afternoon. So, okay, all right. That sucks, Jim Hersey. He was such a strange cat that I liked him. And we'll see. I mean, the NFL will definitely miss him.

Jim are said dead, rest in peace, at the age of 65. Then we have quite possibly, I don't know if it's my favorite, but this is another, this could be the murder story, actually. And it's who died today. So it's another, you get a double dose of murder today. Murder. No, I don't need the can of music, but you get a double dose of today. So a female food vendor in Haiti.

I'm beautiful this time of year I mean, Haiti You can't tear me away This particular food vendor Had lost family members To a criminal gang Yeah, I mean, which is I don't know if you know this, Haiti's full of that

I thought Kenyan police were going to come there And put the hammer down on the Haitians I guess not I guess they're not doing that So anyway, she She's had a food and she poisoned 40

of the gang members. Hello? That's a good move. That's a good move. She lived in this district in Port of Prince, which, you know, there's surrounding areas of Porte of Prince is full of gangs and that's where barbecue is in charge.

I think barbecue runs most of that place. And the police apparently are a little upset with her. They don't have police in Haiti. In reality, she was carrying out a revenge against the people who had terrorized and killed her family members. Yeah. Yeah.

She was. So I don't think, I do not think that she's going to get into too much trouble for that. Yeah, there's no information on whether she gets charges against her or not. I will say, I thought maybe she got barbecue in her poisoning, but she did not. They were workers for barbecue. They were undlings to barbecue who is, he's, he's, he's. He's the head gang dude, man. You don't be messing with him, man.

You do not want to mess with barbecue. And so now she's pissed off the world, right? She killed 40 of barbecues, man. Hello. Now there's going to be revenge for that. When there's really she was killing all of them for revenge for killing her family members. It's a never-ending cycle. Oh, I didn't know this was happening.

I would have liked to have been a part of this. So Magnus Carlson, the chest grandmaster. I mean, he's the face of chess now. And he was forced into a draw after this chess game that he played against the world. And I didn't realize this was happening. So total, he ended up having 143,000 opponents working together. And he played for six and a half weeks.

It's a freestyle match that chess.com build as Magnus versus the world. So he was pitted against a team consisting of any and every member of the online community who wanted to join. The website said the number of players reached a record of 143,000 as people from around the globe were us to play against the Norwegian chess legend. Yeah. The game began on April 4th, ended on Monday, this past Monday, we'll have six and a half days later. Right. So it ended on the 12th or 13th, whatever day that was. It was 12th, yeah.

So overall, the world has played very, very sound chess, Carlson said. Praising his opponents to manage to force a draw at 32 moves. The world team has been unrelenting in their gameplay. I felt that I was a little bit better early in the opening. Maybe I didn't play that precisely. And honestly, since then, they didn't give me a single chance. So it was just heading toward a draw. There you go.

He knew it was heading toward a draw. I would have liked to play it in that. I should have known this was happening. I apologize to you, chewing the fat listeners, because we should have been a part of this. It would have been awesome. I love chess. So it would have been great to at least been one of the $143,000.

You know, he moved, he moved my move. He moved my move. I took Magnus down. He didn't take him to, he was a draw. He couldn't even beat us. Now, I could have just pretended like I did. And I was one of them. and I knew all about this,

and he moved my one move, uh, pawn to queen, rook three. And, uh, that was the only move that, that it was part of mine out of the 143,000 moves. So,

you know, that's, I don't want to talk about it. So I don't know, I like to talk about it much. I wish it was happening. That was darn it. That would have been fun.

Oh, well. All right. So we've got the NBA championships, uh, still. playing. We've got the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Oklahoma Thunder and the winner of those two go to the championship. And we have the Indiana Pacers and the New York Knicks playing. And the winner of those two go to the NBA championship. The Thunder is up by a game.

The Pacers are up by a game. They just started this particular series. So we'll see how that goes. I kind of want you know that the NBA does not want the Pacers or the Thunder. All right, they want the big markets. Now, they don't really have the big markets with Minnesota, but with the Knicks they do, they get New York this way.

So, you know, you know they want the Knicks. And the Timberwolves, I mean, they've got Ant Man, so he's the new face of the NBA. So I want the Thunder, I want the Pacers. So that's what the NBA doesn't want. That's what I want. Then you have the NHL championships going on. You have the Florida Panthers.

and the Carolina Hurricanes. The winner of that series goes to the championship for the... The winner of that goes for the Stanley Cup, right? Yeah, okay. They don't have any more to go. Yeah, they go for Lordo, you know, Lord Stanley.

Okay, and then you have the Oilers and the Stars, the Dallas Stars. Wow. And the Stars won, and the Panthers kick the crap out of the Hurricanes. And I think that game, is it tonight? Maybe it was last night. Maybe I missed it. They were saying that since the way that they were fighting at the end of the game one,

that they were going to start game two fighting as well. So whenever that game two is, I think it's tonight. Yeah, game two is tonight. So you want to be there right at 7 p.m., whether it's central or whatever. You want to be there at the start of the game because a fight starting. We're fighting right then. So, I mean, that's worth every doggone penny.

You're paying for whatever streaming service you're paying right there. And the NFL meetings. Oh, yeah, you know, Jim Ursay. I don't think he was at the meetings. See, I'm not sure if he was at the meetings when he died or not. I think his daughter and the managing partner were there. I don't think Jim was doing day-to-day stuff anymore because he didn't do the draft. Anyway, so he hasn't been well.

Anyway, so, but the NFL's did approve. They're going to allow the NFL players to, to play flag football in the summer Olympics of 2028, which is, you know, I'm torn on this because I want to not like flag football, but if we're going to play flag football and it's an Olympic sport, then we need to win. So we need to go ahead and let our best players play the game.

It needs to happen. So, you know, okay, fine, we'll do that. And they also said that they weren't going to ban the tush push. And I think they readjusted the kickoff again. It's, you know, whatever. They keep tinkering with that. But the NFL keep finding ways to be relevant, and I love them for that because they are.

Baseball may be America's pastime. But the NFL is America's prime time. All right, let's go to the joke of the day. This is an example, and I hate to call people out. You know me. I don't want to call anybody out. But you can send me an email to In The Fat at the Blaze.com on jokes for the joke of the day.

And this is one that, you know, it needs some work. All right. So I'll tell you the joke the day from Neil. Oh, I probably shouldn't have said his name. Gosh darn it. Well, we could maybe add that out. No, it's okay. Did you hear about the proctologist that became a mechanic?

For his first test, he disassembled and reassembled an engine. His teacher gave him 150%. 50% disassembling, 50% reassembling, and 50% disassembling, and 50% for doing it through the exhaust. See, don't you laugh at that. Don't do it. Do not laugh at that because that is not. I even shortened it up a little bit

because I didn't read every word. I made it better just by shortening it up. So do not laugh at that. Don't do it. Don't do it. The proctologist with the mechanic through the exhaust. Don't do it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content

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