Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Help Wanted: Must have decent lung capacity & Visine 8/22/15

Episode Date: August 22, 2015

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. So, Is North Korea They all out more yet? No? Oh, they're in high-level talks. Oh, it's all good then. Never mind those rocket fires.

Eh, a little rock shell fire every now and then has never heard anybody, right? Uh-huh. How are you? You know, look, there's plenty of, plenty of time to talk about politics. And, you know, okay, you know, you got the, you know, Hillary and Trump, Cruz, and there, it's all good. It's all good.

The one thing that nobody talks about, and you hear it time and time again maybe about Bernie Sanders being 73 years old. Wow. I mean, Bernie's 73. Think of that, and he's running, so he'll be 74 if he becomes president, and then almost 80 when he gets out for, you know, one term. And then you look at,

Joe Biden. Biden is what, 72 now? Hillary? It's a child, the Democratic side. 67. 67. And then I looked, I couldn't believe this the other day. Donald Trump.

How old is he? Raise your hand if you know. That's what I thought. He's 69 years old. Donald Trump. 69. Now, hey, does you look good? Absolutely.

Are his suits impeccable? Absolutely. But 69. And I just want to offer this on the table. Just throw it out there for you. I'm just going to throw it out there for you, okay? Ted Cruz, 44. 44 years of age.

That's all I'm saying. And what makes Ted Cruz, look, did you see Ted Cruz, the actor's little Ellen Page, little activist, tries to ambush Ted at the Iowa. Iowa State Fair, and Ted, that's what's so great about Ted Cruz. He took it and fought back. And didn't fight back as a dick. He fought back as, I'm a little bit smarter than you anticipated. So take your little TV cameras that you snuck up on me with.

I'm busy barbecue and some pork chops here at the Iowa Fair. Have a nice day. Okay. Bye-bye. See you later. Which I thought was fascinating. We have the two Marines in Europe, right, subdue the terrorist on the train. One of them that got injured.

They're heroes in Europe. They're heroes. We'll see if they're heroes to the military here at home. Wouldn't surprise me. Oh, they weren't supposed to act like that. They should have got authorities and them not do anything. Wouldn't surprise me. But we'll see.

It might be, they might not be able to do it just because they are big time heroes in Europe. God love them. So about a month ago, about a month ago, I told you that I, you know, tripped and fell and slammed on my elbow, rammed my shoulder up. And then I thought, you know, no problem. Be a little sore. It was really sore. So I went to the emergency room, had them x-ray it, look at it.

nothing was broken, and, you know, off I go my merry way. I'm like, okay, good. There's going to be a little bit sore, and, you know, here's a sling if you needed to keep it, but, you know, no problem, just, you know, it's going to be a little bit sore. Goodbye. Get out. Okay, good. So, this last month, I mean, has it gotten better?

Yes. Is it good? No. I'm telling you, there, I've just, for the, the last month, I was like, this is not right. I mean, it's not, it's not working. I can't move it. I pick it up and I'm trying to exercise it.

I'm trying to pick things up. So I go, I'm going to get a MRI and see if maybe I, you know, maybe tore my rotator cuff in there or something. Maybe something is not right. It doesn't feel right. It aches. Barely. It's agonizing.

So as I'm setting up my MRI, yesterday, which we'll get into, which is a separate story. In the mail comes my bill from the emergency room. Huh. Now, if you'd like to know what's wrong with America. And this is really, I don't know that this has very much to do with Obamacare as it does with, we're just going to raise the rates because we have to treat so many people for free. But I was amazed.

All right. So I go to the ER on a Sunday morning because I figure, you know, I crashed on Friday night. I spent all day Saturday thinking, you know, no problem. I can, you know, weather through it. Saturday night, I'm like, no, I'm just going to get up early. If I'm just going to get up, I barely sleep anymore, this thing. I'm just going to go to the ER early Sunday morning, you know, odds are nobody's going to be there. I just get in and out quick. And I was right. So I may be. Maybe we'll say three hours, but it was closer to two total time in and out. Okay? You go in and you've been here before now.

You feel like your paperwork. You got to yada. You go in, they take you back. They take you to a nice room. You get the nurse. You get the diagnosis. You get the doc. They come back.

You go to the x-ray. They get the x-ray tech. You get the x-rays. Then they, you know, they diagnose the x-rays. The doc comes back. And they say, get out. Right? And here's your co-pay you need to pay us now. Okay.

All right. Now, I have really good insurance. I'm so blessed to have that. It's unbelievable. Those of you that don't, I don't know what you do. Seriously. And maybe you just go and you just work out the best deal you can. And if you can't pay, you can't pay.

I get it. And maybe that's why this bill is the way it is. but I couldn't believe it. So the total charge, top of the bill from the ER, $2,657.55. Okay, maybe two hours, right? I'll give them three, but I doubt it was even that. Now, before we go, let's go to the breakdown, shall we? Total charges, $2,657.55.

cents. So, here's their charges. Pharmacy, $24.24. And I'm thinking pharmacy, when I first got there, they gave me four ibuprofins. Four ibuprofins, the four 200 milligram ibuprofins. I mean, the guy put him in this little cup, and I looked at it, and I went, uh, four ibuprofen, he goes, yeah. And so, you know, I'm my eye down and those things are candy. Not really, just a joke. I mean, about 800 milligrams of ibuprofen. I've got a knee replacement. I've had two other knee surgeries on my other knee. I got ibuprofen, okay?

Don't worry about it. I know what it is. Non-steryl supply, $23.68. I'm guessing, guessing, that's maybe the sling. Okay? So the ibuprofen, for 200 milligram pills, cost me more than the sling. Okay? Other radiology diag, in parentheses, diagnosis.

Okay, so, you know, had the x-ray. That was $1,283.94. She was good. Nice new room. This is the new ER hospital at one of the biggest hospital places here in Dallas, Fort Worth area. They're everywhere. And they were really nice. I got nothing bad to say about these people at this particular hospital.

I'm just saying there may be a reason why there's a lot of new buildings around with their name on it. So that cost me $1,283.94. Now, I'm trying to remember how many x-rays they took. Maybe, you know, one, two, three, four. A dozen at the most and maybe 10. And I doubt it was that much, to be honest with you. I think maybe it was about six. Okay.

Emergency emerge room all the way across 1,325 dollars and 69 cents Okay I'm guessing you know that's What The lady who checks me in She walks me back to the nice new room They have to change the paper sheets after I leave The cup that my four ibuprofenes came in

because they couldn't possibly charge me from the pharmacy for that for 2424. You know, I had a doc check me out, came in twice. I had, you know, the diagnosis nurse and the regular nurse. So, okay, all of that. Now, you say to yourself, well, boy, doesn't that seem high? Well, the insurance thought so too. So as we go to underneath Emerge Room, we go to adjustments. Adjustments.

$1,097.55. So that means the insurance company went, yeah, that's too high. We're not paying that. Next line, insurance payments, $14.85. So the insurance said, yeah, look, we're going to give you $1,400. We're going to give you $1,485. And there you go. Have a nice day.

And then you can, you still have the co-pay from the patient, and the patient can pay another $40. And that's all you're going to get. And that's what they're going to take. But they took a shot, right? So there's almost $1,100. And I don't want to say, yes, I do. Overcharge. I mean, it's bad enough that the.

14-85 was the total. I mean, my two hours at a hospital, $750 an hour. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It doesn't seem unreasonable, I guess. But $1, $150 an hour? That seems unreasonable. It does.

Now, perhaps, perhaps not. Perhaps. Jeff, if you were dying, it wouldn't be unreasonable, would it? No, it wouldn't. not. No, it not because you're willing to pay anything. Right? So I don't know the answer. I'm just saying I was completely amazed at the prices. And I love, you know, my insurance company saying, you know, we're only going to pay you this. So good luck, O'Bellis. That's what, that's all you're getting. And you can go ahead and charge the patient another 40, but that's all you're going to get.

So I go to my doc. Something's wrong. Give me an MRI. Come on. You can give me a shot. You know, you can shoot it. It's steroid and numbing stuff. And I've had those on my knees. Just put it in there.

Let's go. Let's see if I can do it. See if it'll get better, feel better. But let's get an MRI. See what the heck is going on in there. Okay. So I call the MRI place. Hey, I've got a lot of stuff going on in the last couple weeks.

We get her done today. Let's get her done. If we can't, well, then it's going to be, you know, it's going to be a little while. Because I've got scheduling conflicts for the next couple weeks. So. Oh, we can get you in the job, no problem. You're not claustrophobic, are you? No, not really, not that I can think of.

You're not over 350 pounds, are you? No, 34950. I mean, I say that I'm 800 pounds, but really, I'm 349.50. And so I didn't lie. And I've been in the tube before, although I forgot that when I was in the tube before, it was for my knees, so the top half of your body is outside of that tube. They just put your legs down in there for the knees. I never been, you know, stuck in head first.

Whoa. So they have a brace, a shoulder thing that your shoulder goes in. And she starts pushing the back and she says, you might have to lift your left shoulder a little bit to get in the tube. So as she's going back, I got to lift my arm up. So my shoulder is kind of my other, my left shoulder has kind of turned so that I rolls into the tube. And the tube is like my arm width that's on my chest above my face.

And it's right there. I don't know if you've ever been in an MRI tube, but I have a feeling that now I can say maybe I'm a little claustrophobic because that bad boy is right there. Okay. Now, and they give you a little hand thing, right, that you're supposed to push if you're in trouble when they're doing it so that they can say, hey, what's going on or pull you out or whatever if you start freaking out. So I can't hold that.

Right? That's all down. That's down on my lap. So we get all the way back in, and I'm like, okay, well, this isn't really good. I'm not going to, you know, and then I got to slide my arm down my stomach to my waist and get it out of the tube so that she can hand me the little buzzer thing in my hand. Right? And I've got my shoulder in the brace, my right shoulder in the brace, and the tube is right there. and my shoulder is scrunched up in this tube. And she's like, okay, ready to go? Uh, no. No, you know what?

No, I'm not. I am not going to spend 30 minutes in this tube like this. Not going to happen. Okay? So you go ahead and hit the old reverse button on this bad boy. I'll lift my left shoulder up here a little bit. And we're going to pull this bad boy out. Okay?

So now I have to resale. to the, you know, what they call the open MRI, which I've had that before, too, for, you know, for my knees as well. I mean, I've had MRIs on my knees since I was 14 years old, x-rays and MRIs forever. But I understand you people that get all freaked out in the MRI tubes because going in head first and now most people are not, you know, the size of me. I'll give you that. Still, though. Still, though, you're in that tube? Oh, man.

And so the radiology center, which I didn't know, I'll give you this. They say hospitals own most outpatient radiology centers. These radiology centers do not use the hospital's name. However, they charge the higher hospital outpatient radiology prices. How do these higher prices impact patients? These prices are passed on to their patients in the form of higher deductibles, co-insurance, co-pays. why pay more for the same exam?

So they're owned by using non-hospital names, but they're still charging you the hospital rates. So if you have to get an MRI, just a helpful hint from me, perhaps you look for a center that isn't affiliated with the hospital. But if they are, let's make sure that you can fit in that tube and everything is okay. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Because that argument, if you were on there and you're saying you weren't and you're going to sue, that's going to buy you a few nights. Maybe a couple of weeks.

But other than that, beware of false accounts. And let's watch. And let's hope that there are White House people on there. Jay Severin. Weekdays, 2 to 5 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888903.33 is the phone number. 1-88-903-33 is the phone number.

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Voting. You can't have a, can't have people show their ID to vote. That would be completely racist. I don't even know why I had to read this stupid list. Of course, it's racist to show ID to vote. What is stupid? The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network.

The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. Coming up immediately following this broadcast, Michael Pelka and Pure Opelka on the Blaze Radio Network. Now, I can't guarantee this. And I just heard this through the grapevine that, you know, the prize today for listening is a stunt brain thumb drive. I don't know that. I don't know that.

It's a, you know, I'm told that it was going to be, they were fighting over the gigabyte size of the thumb drive because, well, some kind of mental joke against Mike. But they just, they don't know how much memory to put it on the thumb drive. But it's possible that you get a stunt right thumb drive. That's all I'm saying. So, you know, it's possible. I'm not promising to anything. So what do we have? The future is now.

So I'm reading a story about Comcast and that's doing their live streaming app, which is a, really cool. You can't, it was, they did it in a limited release and they thought that people, you know, people really liked it so they're going to use it. So if you're a Comcast subscriber and you're part of their, what is this, their

it's their all in one thing that they have, whatever the heck it's called. I had it right here, what they were calling. Anyway, I'll find it in a moment. But they, you have to have the triple play pack. That's what it's called.

Triple play package from Comcast. So that you have your, you know, voice, video, home, internet subscriber, all of it. They want you to, you have to be all Comcast all the time. Or you can't get this yet. It's their live streaming. So you go and you say, hey, Grandma and Grandpa, you can't come to the kids baseball game. I'm going to live stream it from my phone and you can, you know, watch it on your TV at home. Kind of cool, right?

Sure it is. Really cool. And you can share it with all the other Comcast. subscribers or yourself. And, you know, it's really cool. Then I see where Netflix and Google Chrome, this company, has created showgoers, which you can download the app. And I'm able to watch Netflix simultaneously with someone else who is a Netflix

subscriber and has showgoers, the showgoers app. So I can be home and watching Netflix with. sitting on my sofa and someone, you know, on the other side of the world or wherever, can be watching the same movie with me. You know, maybe we G-chat. You know, of course, I'm sure that's what Google wants you to G-chat during the movie so you can communicate or you have them on the headphones of your phone so you can just talk and hear their voice if it's a long-distance relationship.

What's the same? Both can watch Notebook together. Anyway, which is really cool. I love it. I mean, we're getting closer to what one of the things that I would like to have happen with the cable companies. And Comcast should probably be the one to do it. I keep saying Verizon because I have Verizon Fios. So I would be happy with them being the ones to do it.

And that's a big thing here in DFW is the Verizon Fios. But all these cable companies should be able to do it. And that is, if I'm a Verizon subscriber, just like Comcast does with all their Comcast. They can live stream, right? They've got the app so I can live stream. And if I'm a Comcast subscriber, I can know my little URL to go poop and watch Bill's kid play baseball. Okay?

Now, why can't I see a show and say, hey, that show is a good show. And Billy would needs to see that show. I send it to him on my Verizon files. box, send to whatever Billy's name is on Verizon Fios, Bill 18,022, or Bill hashtag Billy, or whatever you want to call yourself. And it comes up on his screen. So the next time he turns his cable box on, boop. Jeffie, 2005 has a message for you.

And it comes up. He says, oh, really? And he clicks on it. And it says, I say, hey, you need to really watch this show. And then it says, yes or no. So you can say, oh, yeah, okay, cool. And you click yes, and it's on your box. Right there.

And then I can go back and watch it when I want. Or maybe I just leave it and don't say yes or no. And because if I say yes, then I have to watch it right then. If there's no way for me to save it on my box, and then I watch it right then once I click yes, or it just goes completely away when I click no. Right? And someone else should be able to do that to me.

Hello. When is it going to happen? Like to have it happen soon, please. Just another million dollar idea from me. That's all I'm saying. I love the Netflix app. The only problem with the Netflix app, the showgoers, where you can simultaneously watch it, is that I was reading about it.

It's really cool. But once you do, once I say, okay, let's, I watch it myself and Cindy, who's in Venezuela right now watching the riots. But she's in a safe place now, and she's found a place where there's actually Internet because she left the country of Venezuela. And she decides that we're going to watch the notebook together because we're still so much in love. And so, I don't even know if Notebook's up on Netflix now. But we're going to watch that, okay? And we can't pause it.

You can't pause it. You can't fast forward it. You can both can stream it, and you're watching it together. No pausing. So it's just one shot. So, you know, if you hear the bathroom breaks, got to be few and far between in the movie watching simultaneously thing. That's all I'm saying. All right.

Just letting you know. But the future is going, it's here. It's now. The future is now. IBM, they've just got done talking about a brain-inspired chip. They're close. They are close. It's funny to listen to how they describe it.

A true north has 5.4 billion transistors, 4,96 neuropatic cores, interconnected via an intracip network, integrates 1 million programmable spiking neurons, and 256 million configurable synopses. Oh, well, good. Good, that's perfect. So it's, anyway, they're getting closer to the brain, right? They really are. We also are going to have the roll-up screen, which I think is, I don't know, I was trying to think of the applications that you would use a roll-up screen.

Like you have your phone or your tablet, and it's hard, right? It's brick. It's a block. It's what it is. That's what you have. They try to give you, there's some that are curved, a little bit more curved than others, bigger than others. Some phones are tablet size. Some tablets are phone size, whatever.

But they're pretty much locked into it. to their size. Well, but to bend them, if you bend them, that's kind of cool. And I'm just trying to think of, it's just cool because you're not going to break them, right? I mean, you can't, I can sit it

down and I can not break it or I can sit it there, but the applications on that is pretty fascinating to have the bendable screen. Which comes in with the watches, right? You put it on your wrist and not able to watch stuff on my wrist, but the screen, if I

could scroll, if I could put just like a band on my wrist and then scroll through it so that that's my computer, I love that. Love it. I don't have to carry a phone. I can click if it's make it thick enough for a headset, right? This is like pre-chip in your wrist. Pre-everything in your brain. But if I could use that as say it's a, I don't know.

An inch, two inches wide on your wrist so I can scroll through it, punch, talk. It's kind of cool. I love it. I'm ready to use it. Please bring it on. Okay. Then we have the new reality glasses. They're talking about, that could visually encrypt what you're watching.

Okay, so the way they're talking about it is you put it on and, you know, the information comes up on the screen in your eye. And it's right there, and everybody can see it. it's already there and you, you know, anybody that's looking at your glasses will see that. Could take it off and see the information or whatever. What they're saying is that they can now encrypt it so that it's just for you. So when it comes up, you can decipher it and decrypted so it opens up so you can see it. Their problem with that is is that it takes quite a, you know, takes, and they're talking about, I think, seconds. It takes, what do they say, combined to the form, visually share.

For the user's eye, how long would it take? It took too long for them. And they were saying, and it's really not that long. It just seems, it doesn't happen right away. So that you have trouble actually focusing on maybe walking or doing something else while you're encrypting that information. So you should be able to, you know, they want you to be able to continue what you were doing. It took subjects medium time of 8.9 seconds to decipher.

How can you survive 8.9 seconds? I mean, come on. That is just way too long. I'm trying to think if that's the first time I've actually said 8.9 seconds. It was way too long, and I know that it's not. You can write your own jokes with that. But we're getting there, right? I mean, we're getting there with the, we've got the, you're getting a chip in your hand.

you're getting the computer chip in your in your eye right so you can decipher and you can download you can plug in so that you download the information that you've downloaded goes to the main server and then your main server can update and log in new information to be back encrypted into the chip in your eye huh i am so ready for that and after all that the future is now right It's a rat. The future is now. All of that comes back to, hey, want to be a weed critic? They're getting ready.

We've got weed critics being hired across America. Now, look, reviewing weed is this one guy's part-time gig. He doesn't, this one, the one guy, look, 32-year-old, he says, look, I get paid weekly, write columns. I review marijuana. It's what I do. I don't want to tell you how much I get paid for it, okay? But I practice, and I've got a good system down. I try to keep my tolerance low,

so I can actually experience the differences between the weeds that I'm smoking and testing and smelling. And I don't read the comments he said, and look, I'm just trying to help people out. I just want people to know what is the good weed, what's the bad weed? and that's it. I'm really good.

However, if you think that you are worthy of becoming a weed critic, I don't know how much you would charge to be a weed critic. I know what my contractual arrangements would have to be if I contact these people, but you can contact them. You can contact editor Bruce Hammond at Bruce Hammond. at Bruce Hammond at the Oregonian.com for more for more information. So go ahead and email Bruce Hammond at the Oregonian.com and say, Hey, Bruce, I want to be a weed critic.

I'll smoke them if you got them, baby. Here we go. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher. My question to you is, is Planned Parenthood? closed down yet. Have we just shut this place down? I know

the answer is no. And this story, if true, is kind of sad. Putting the Planned Parenthood videos aside and the horrific thing that an abortion is. And I just, you know, that is horrible. And anyone

who has had a child, anyone who has had lost a child, knows how horrible it is. And if you watch the Dan Andros video, it's up on my Facebook page. I tweeted it the other day. I'll tweet it again this morning. It is absolutely a tremendous video and will make you realize just how horrible the abortions are. This story broke last night talking about the anti-abortion group admits to falsifying latest video. The anti-abortion experience. The anti-abortion

They're saying that the fetus, the full fetus, was not an aborted fetus, but it was a miscarried fetus from another baby a couple years ago. And they admitted that it was. It was for shock purposes. They used it without this lady's permission from Pennsylvania in the story. It says she's not filing any charges or whatever. But it was a stillborn. baby when they're talking about the fully aborted baby and the lady is talking about

the scissors cutting the face open for the brain that kind of thing okay what makes this bad is that it gives these evil planned parenthood people they're a little out of they're getting they're getting railroaded and it puts in question the legitimacy of the other videos okay we all know that they're legitimate we all have, if you have seen most of the doctors that work at these abortion clinics, I'm sorry if you've ever seen them, you see them walking into the buildings, you see pictures of them, they have lost their soul. They look evil.

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Relax. It'll be okay. It'll be okay because we are arresting drug smugglers left and right. Left and right in this country. And I'm happy about it. Gosh, darn it. We just busted. He had 55 pounds of cocaine with him.

He was, these guys are amazing. He was scuba. diving. And this guy, Padilla, he just scuba dive it. He, they found a breathing tank and a

re-breather. Now, the rebreather prevents bubbles from coming up to the surface. So they're already, I mean, they're furling you there. And several vacuum-skilled gift wrap packages. He was just bringing in 55 pounds out of time. The tunnel, 150 feet long,

It began at a house in Mexicali, Mexico, and then ended up under the water of a canal. So they built this tunnel underwater with a trolley system. So they put the drugs on this trolley system, and the scuba diver would just pull it along the tunnel underwater until they got into the States. Amazing. And they just happened to bust the guy with the wetsuit on and then got to thinking, Hey, I wonder how come he's got a wet suit on. That might be a little, they might have sounded a little bit different, but in my head that's what they sounded like.

Hey, I wonder why he's got a wet suit on. I bet you they're doing something underwater. We should probably check. And they did. Then, a couple weeks ago, we find that the Coast Guard is making, in busting submarines, semi-submersible submarines, with huge amounts of cocaine, huge amounts. They busted the last one with 12,000 pounds.

Not 55 pounds. 12,000 pounds. Okay, so while they're busting this guy with his little, Air tanks, swimming in 150 yards, pulling a trolley with 55 pounds of cocaine. They've got the semi-submersible submarines with 12,000 pounds of cocaine on it. Okay? Now, they're catching this one. Now, apparently, in the last two or three years, they've seized over 190,000 pounds of cocaine.

Think of that. 119,000 pounds of cocaine. Wow. Okay. And that's in the last 10 months of this year. Now, so this year they're starting, I mean, they are cracking down. That's because they have guys like Admiral Paul Zucanuf. He said the cultivation, tracking, and distribution of narcotics fuels violence and instability throughout the Western Hemisphere,

leaving a path of destruction directly in the doorstep of the U.S. We must combine to make progress in our efforts to combat transitional organized crime networks to ensure the safety and security in our hemisphere. You guys like that in charge, you're busting these guys left and right, and that's exactly what he's doing. Unbelievable. And if you see the, you look at the tanks and the suit that the Spaddea was using, you know, you'd think that he'd have better equipment. He's got the bree breather and he's got the breathers, but they look pretty rough like they've been used a little bit. It's like, that's what you get.

If you drown, we'll find somebody else. Just go do it. He said he jumped the fence and he was supposed to be helping people come into the U.S. And they said, you know, your job is going to be, you're going to go ahead and swim underwater and bring drugs in the country. That's your job. So, I mean, I guess those guys you don't say no to, guessing. Guessing they say, you know, we've got a job for you. You know what?

I'd rather do something else. Would you? How about die? No, I'm good. I can swim underwater in a tunnel for a while, no problem. But the semi-submersible subs are, they're actually kind of cool. And they've got to be tough to detect. I mean, if we're catching, think of that.

If we've stopped 119,000 pounds coming into this country this year. what's gotten through. I know. I know. It's unbelievable the amount of drugs coming into this country. It makes you kind of want to agree with Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Paul Zuckit. The cultivation, trafficking, and distribution of narcotics fuels violence and instability throughout the Western Hemisphere, leaving a path. leaving a path of destruction directly to the doorstep of the U.S.

I mean, yeah. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. So, yesterday, I'm sitting home kind of, you know, I'm thinking, trying, I've already worked out my, I'm going to go get my MRI a little bit later in the afternoon. We heard that story how that worked out. And I'm just kind of looking at stories and I'm reading some stuff.

and I've got a couple other stories I'm looking at that we'll get to a little bit later in the broadcast. And I get an email from Brandy who works on this program. And we hear from her from time to time. And I thought it was my wife, actually, that emailed me first. But then I realized it was Brandy because she said, my response, well, then stay the F home. That's my email. Okay. Now, this is, she's responding to a story that says New Jersey is the least like state in America.

The least like state in America. And she doesn't like that. She gets mad about that. Now, my wife, it would be Philadelphia and or Pennsylvania as the state goes. But, you know, she's a Philly girl. So Brandy is a little New Jersey girl. And she's mad that New Jersey is the least. like state of the union.

She's mad. And she's grown up in New Jersey, and she's got a dog named Jersey, and she's gone to concerts in New Jersey, and she lives there, and she loves it. If you don't like it, you can just stay the F home. Go somewhere else, okay?

There's plenty of places to go to. And I must say, while I didn't spend a lot of time in New Jersey, because I lived in Pennsylvania when I lived in the Northeast, But we lived kind of like in the corner of Pennsylvania there, where New Jersey is right there. And then I went into New Jersey every day, the capital, the stwinging town of Trenton, New Jersey, every day. And hop the train and rode to New Jersey all the way into New York.

And then back from New York, all the way through New Jersey, back to Trenton, and then drove back into Pennsylvania to live. and a couple things let me say I don't think it's I mean I can understand why people don't like it because you hear a lot of weird things about New Jersey and in fact come to think of it I have lived in New Jersey because I live for like three months in Wehawken the great city of Wehawken how can I forget my time in Wehawk in New Jersey what am I doing I lived right there at the beginning of the Lincoln Tunnel looked across into Manhattan every day my front porch right there into the city. It was actually a really cool place.

I lived on Park Avenue, New Jersey. And it was beautiful. I loved it. Three-story, we hawking house there on the hill, looking into the city right there at the beginning of the tunnel. The bus stop was the last bus stop in New Jersey before the tunnel. First stop on the other side of the tunnel was Manhattan bus stop, which was right there, so I only had to ride it through the tunnel.

I mean, it was good drive. morning, hop on the bus, got to work with all the union workers that were going to work every day. It was fun. Those guys were great standing on the corner talking to them every morning. Try to get there a little early so you could talk to them. They were the building maintenance guys in the city in Manhattan. And they all were union, man. And no doubt about that.

And they were some days, we weren't here yesterday. Yeah, they had us protesting someplace. I mean, they do some business now. I understand the union workers. Hey, it's a job. I love it. I've been working here for 25 years. What I do?

Okay. No problem, bro. I got you. What do you do? Hey, I, uh, I, uh, me, I, uh, I, grill hot dogs on the corner. 42nd and 6th. You just stop by it. Good dog from me.

If you stop by there and I'm not there, I'm my break. But, uh, You know, it was okay. Wee Hawking. It's a nice little place. New Jersey. Didn't do my. It's okay.

You know, Trenton's okay. I know they told, when I was in, I drove you parking in parking garage. You hop on the train. You come back. Wee hawking.

I lived there. I was in the city. I was in Manhattan most of the time. You know, I went shopping. Tremendous, tremendous Walmart in Weehawk in New Jersey.

You know, you just go there. and shop, do know they're a little mall and shop in Weehawk in New Jersey. I will say that in Weehawk in New Jersey, there are a number of people from other countries that I would say are not native New Jerseyans. So it may make people think that New Jersey isn't that great of a place. That's all I'm saying. It's possible. It is also possible. It is also possible. that all those houses, when you're in Manhattan or you in New Jersey and you look up Weehawk in New Jersey and you see the houses on the hill there. Those actually are gorgeous and I wouldn't mind actually having one.

But they're three stories and they go into the rock. And in fact, the one apartment that I lived in, the bed was built into the rock. I mean, the wall was still the rock of the mountain. That's how they built the house. Now, we'll just leave the rock there from the mountain. That's a fine wall. don't worry about it. So, and you live there, but this house that I lived in was kind of run down, getting there,

and I talked to the owner, and he's a great guy. I love the guy. He was really a nice man. And he was like, yeah, I'm just holding out. All those houses, he goes, yeah, they're all getting bought up. They're all getting bought up by the, this is what this man told me personally. Yeah, the Russian mafia has taken over. Wealking.

So would you see all those houses getting remodeled and looking all pretty? You think to yourself, a Russian mob. Because he was like, you know, I'm waiting and if they make me an offer, I got to say yes. I might say no once, but you're not going to say no to them more than once. They might come back a second time. And, yeah, I'm just holding out trying to get the best I can. So that just may be a couple of examples. possible, the examples, that people would say, man, do you like New Jersey?

No, you know what? No. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. 888-9033 is the phone number to Mark Watkins. At Mark. What is his Twitter handle?

EO at Mark EO 209, at Mark EO209, Mark Watkins. I didn't hear you announce what Stunt Brain's giveaway will be on Puro Pelka coming up next. Well, hey, Mark, I'm sure Mike appreciates your promo of his show. I'm sure you did hear it if you've listened to the entire broadcast. You just want me to repeat it again so that I promote his show. Do you work for him now?

Are you one of Opelka's separate little producers that just kind of, you know, just keep pushing me and pushing me? Because I've already said it, okay? His giveaway is going to be the stunt brain thumb drive this week. And again, I want to reiterate, this is just what I hear in the wind. It might not happen. It's just what I hear in the wind. It's the stunt brain thumb drive because I know that they overheard them. I snuck in and they were talking and were going back and forth.

They didn't know how much memory to put on the thumb drive because they wanted to represent exactly what Mike was. In other news, a new survey of 2,544 women found that chubby guys are the best in bed.

Take that with you. Here are the top three reasons why. Okay? Top three reasons why. Number one. They seem more eager to please the woman than themselves. Number two. Two, they're more caring and gentle. Number three, they make women feel less self-conscious about their bodies.

Here are the rankings of all five body types in the survey. Remember, this is a survey of 2,544 women. Number one, overweight and plus-sized men, 38% of women say they're the best in bed. Number two, athletic and muscular men, 21%. Think they're the best. Men over six feet tall, 13%. Men under 5 foot 8, 10%.

And number 5. Slim and petite men, only 9% were best in bed. So remember, 2,544 women surveyed believe that chubby guys are best in bed. I'm just saying it's not a study, it was a survey. And, you know, surveys are usually 100% right. There's never any question if surveys are right or wrong. They're always correct. And this one is proof positive that surveys are correct.

It's just the way it is, right? Yep, that's just the way it is. Just letting you know. Now, that survey was taking place in the United Kingdom. So some overweight men may think about moving. That's all I'm saying. You might be better off in the United Kingdom. What is the deal with this stupid rebel media video that nobody can

solve. Why is it so difficult? I'm telling you, it's amazing, and it is just the way he says it. I don't know. If you haven't seen it, I'll post it on my Twitter feed and on my Facebook feed. But Rebel Media goes around. They ask questions, they ask questions to people on the street, man on the street questions, right? The question is, there are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't? There are 30 cows in a field. 28 chickens How many didn't? There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens

How many didn't? I mean it's a simple question Everyone should know it No, obviously the video You know, they're not going to show you a video Or someone may have guessed it If someone did But no one in the video could figure it out

Now I asked my son the question And he looked at me like the people in the video So what do you look like right now? There's 30 cows in the field, 28 chickens. How many did? This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network.

So this is like a reminder. I'm in my house yesterday with my kids and my mother-in-law, and my father-in-law, all a bunch of you. I mean, it's a simple question. I've got three people in New York. I'm in the Mercury headquarters in Dallas, Texas, by the way. Los Kalinas, Texas, to be exact, in the DFW Metroplex, home of Mercury Radio Arts and the Blaze. I have three people that need to work on this show, which I can't figure that one out myself.

But I'm just saying there are three people in New York who are working. And they are stoutous like my house. All I hear is my headphones during the break is, wait a minute, wait a minute, there's 30 cows, there are 28 chickens, and how many didn't? You mean like, did not? Didn't? Yes. I just tweeted it, and I just Facebooked it, okay?

So you go there. There are 30, I can't believe that nobody gets a stupid thing. And that's, there are 30 cows and 28 chickens. How many didn't? Very simple question. Very, very simple question. and nobody did you figure it out yet

you can open up your microphone in New York that's fine because I'd like to move on but you're driving me crazy not at all I counted on you people to be smarter than this I may ask for new people

I'm still confused I may ask for new people to be honest with you because I'm counting on better than this seriously there are 30 cows 28 chickens how many didn't

40 I don't know oh my God Don't answer. Don't answer. This is when you tell the man on the street with the microphone, I can't right now. I'm busy and walk away.

All right. I'm walking out. They'll never put that on the air. And if they do, you're still looking good because you didn't answer yes or no. You didn't answer, uh, 40. You didn't answer. You just say, I can't right now. I'm busy.

Thank you. And then they either, if they put that on, they just, everybody goes up. That guy's smart. And if they don't put it on, you're good. but you don't try to A 40 It's an incomplete sentence No it's not

It's a question It's just a question It's a question It's a question that As the man says on the video Grade 2 Grade 2 I believe he says This is from Rebel Media

Brian Lilly And our friends in Canada Run that site And it's a great little question It's just you know There are 30 cows 28 chickens, how many didn't. Very simple question.

I don't trust to Canadians. Very simple. Am I going to have to explain it? Please do. I mean, seriously, should I explain it on the air? It's kind of embarrassing, and I'll let the cat out of the bag if I do that, or the cow out of the bag, as the case may be. All right, I've got to think about that.

I don't know if I want to do that or not. not. Let's talk a little bit about, we'll move on and then I'll figure out if I want to, you know, hurt Rebel Media's story and give you the answer to the question, to the riddle. And that should help even by calling it a riddle rather than a question. But what do I know? Authorities search the home of famed rock star. What? What's going on?

Yes, that's right. Gene Simmons. Now, Los Angeles and police say a task force investigating internet crimes against children served a search warrant at the home of Kiss Rocker Gene Simmons. But neither Simmons nor anyone in his family is suspected in the case. I'm going to give you another riddle. And this is from the Jeff Fisher show. Okay. Who believes that the police department task force issued a search warrant at the home of Gene Simmons and neither Simmons nor anyone in his family is suspected in the case. Raise your hand if you believe that.

That's just a question. It's not even a riddle. It's a question. Who believes that a task force investigating crimes against children served a search warrant at the home of Kiss Rocker Gene Simmons, but neither Simmons nor anyone in his family is suspected in the case. Anyone? That's what I thought.

Now, on to Jared, our lovable Jared Subway, man. He's fallen from Grace way bad. And you all heard the charges and the stories and horrific. I mean, Jared. What are you doing, man? What are you doing? And I like Jared. I met him several times in Tampa.

You know, he was doing charity work. Some of you can use that as, hey, he was doing charity work. He was, you know, and he was there. We interviewed him and we talked to him. One of the last times that I saw him, and this had, you know, I haven't been in Tampa in, what, five years? So, you know, it had to be at least five and a half, six years ago.

He was in town doing something. And, you know, we interviewed him, talked to him. He was hanging out in the control room for a while, just kind of chatting. and he asked to use my computer. And, you know, of course, go ahead. Do what you got to do. And he used it.

He said, checking his email. Uh-huh. So that's a good way to get around some of that whole IP address issues is borrowing computers at different places that you're doing events at. Just a helpful hint from Jeff Fisher. Now, I didn't know this, but they have dogs that sniff out electronic devices. So, like, if you have little thumb drives, which, you know, you possibly might have after listening to O'Pelple today,

if you're lucky enough to be the winner of the stunt brain thumb drive, if that's what he's giving away. And, you know, iPads, different computers, different stuff, they have dogs. And a particular dog, this two-year-old black lab, That sniffs out electronics, sniffs it out. And they use it for houses that could possibly have equipment that would have, oh, I don't know, child pornography. Or what was it for Gene Simmons case? The crimes against children. Uh-huh.

Okay. But the dog came in and was actually used at Jared's house. And the officers were able to analyze because of the dog. The dog found 16 smartphones, 10 flash drives, six laptops. I know Jared is worth 15 million. I got it. I got it. I don't know who else living at the house.

I don't know who's doing what with who. But I was trying to think if that seems reasonable. If that flash drives seems reasonable. 10 flash drives seems like not really that much. I mean, my wife has, you know, there's a bucket full of flash drives that have pictures on it from here to eternity on them. So that doesn't seem out of the question. Six laptops? I mean, I've got, there's two laptops in my house that don't work

that are just sitting there waiting for me to work up enough energy to throw them out because I know that, oh, that's still got some stuff on it. And someday I'll remember the password and plug it back in and turn the power on and remember how to get into it and, you know, get the stuff that I want to get off of that. I haven't done that in three or four years, but I will someday. So I'm not going to throw it away. I'm just going to let it sit there and collect dust underneath that table in the closet. And I've got a couple of tablets doing the same thing just sitting there collecting dust because the charger connection is broken and, you know, the only way to fix it is to send it back in, but they're not under warranty.

And it'll cost me more than a new tablet would cost. But I don't want to throw it away because I might be able to figure out a way to charge it again to get it up. And then there's probably some stuff on that tablet that we need to get off of it. And so I don't, you know, don't throw it away. we'll just set it on the table with the other two laptops, and then someday we figure out, remember the password and get it charged up, and then get back in there and see what was on there. We can download it and save the stuff that we wanted on that tablet.

We haven't done that for two or three years, and we haven't done that with, you know, a two-car garage full of stuff, but we're going to. We're not throwing away anything, okay? We're not going to do that. Don't throw it away. Save it. Okay?

It's the Jeffie Horder mentality. Look, I know we haven't used this stuff in three years. I know, I got it. But we might. It's possible. So 16 smartphones. Holy crap. Now, that's an issue, I think.

The flash drives and laptops, maybe I see. The smartphones, that seems to be a little issue. Because right now in my house, I think we have, what, one, two, three, four. Okay? And four. different people. But 16. I mean, there's a couple, there's, you know, maybe a pile of old phones somewhere in my house, you know, that have the chargers and nobody uses anymore. And again, you can't throw them away because they're cool. And that flip phone, you know, that's really

cool and was really cool back then. We'll be cool in another 10 years. So don't throw it away. And the kids can still play with it if they find it in a box in a garage. But I don't want to throw it away. Those aren't smartphones. Those are just old cell phones. Okay. So 16 smartphones seems to be a little much. Anyway, the dog sniffs them out and got Jared in big time trouble. Just another so-called star fallen from grace, man. You can't trust anyone, seriously. And if you believe that someone you trust was on Ashley Madison,

you know, that's right. To have an affair website, all you have to do is go to trustify. trustify.info slash check. Trustify.com slash check. And you can find out if your email address or someone you love

was part of the hack job at Ashley Madison. Now, back to the riddle from Rebel Media. There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. Who didn't? How many didn't?

Did you figure it out yet? Do I have to? tell you. Aaron Hernandez in New York, do I have to tell you? Yes, you do. Oh, my gosh. Dear to me, man. Let me hear it.

So sad. Seriously, I may, you, I mean, I can't, I don't want to do this on the air, but you may want to look for a new job. 30 cows. Okay, you got 30 cows. You ready? I know, Aaron, listen, seriously, if you're going to join me for the Walking Dead podcast that we're going to do once Walking Dead starts, because the new Walking Dead starts next Sunday, bro. I know.

I'm excited. Okay. Is it next Sunday or this Sunday? It's actually this Sunday. It's this Sunday, right? It is. It's tomorrow. What am I thinking?

Oh, my gosh. I've got to set my DVR. The new one starts tonight or tomorrow. Oh, my gosh. Okay. But we might start this week then, bro. We might have to do a new one for the new one. Just keep your eye out on Blaze Radio on Blaze.

On Blaze.com slash radio. Aaron and I may have to do a new podcast for the new Walking Dead. So that may happen come Monday afternoon because that's kind of exciting news. I forgot all about that. Something to look forward to finally. Oh, my gosh. So anyway, and it might be just myself if Aaron can't join us and figure out this riddle. 30 cows.

You have 30 cows. You with me, Aaron? I am. I'm here. Okay. Now, 28 chickens. I see what you did there. How many didn't?

Got my answer? Got it. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. All right. Boy, this last break, really, just kind of first. Nobody gets a little riddle. And then I realize in my own head that the new Walking Dead starts this weekend.

I got something to look forward to. So I think, I've got to find out if I'm right, because I thought for sure I remember thinking it's before Birmingham, right? Because I come back. We're going to be in Birmingham. Never Again is now next weekend. We'll be broadcasting Friday and Saturday. Doc and Skip are going to be broadcasting a special live broadcast next Saturday from Birmingham. We've got the big walk.

You need to come and join us on Friday, 828. We've got tours and speakers and everything going on. Those two for this big weekend. It's going to be tremendous. Go to Mercury1.org and get all the details. Sign up. Come and join us. Never again is right now. But then I come back, you know, we're going to be back on the air Monday from Los

Kalinas, so I'll be back Sunday. They better not be delay in my flight because I've got to be back in time for the second episode. So I look the Fear of the Walking Dead, the new show, right? And, you know, I mean, I'm fired up. They've got something new to watch. However, then I see, I didn't know this. I didn't know this.

And this is kind of a little disheartening. It was only signed up for six episodes, the first season run. Are you kidding me? six episodes. AMC doesn't have the guts to say, you know, go ahead and make 20. Shut up. So it's got to coincide with the opening of the regular, the new Walking Dead, which, you know, hey. Oh, yeah.

It'll be coming up in October. And then you've got to put up with the fear of the Walking Dead until then. And then six weeks. Oh, come on. Anyway, we'll talk about it. Special talking fear of Walking Dead, something. We'll call it something. So keep your ears and eyes open at that.

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You look fantastic. Except, you know, you're really not going to wear that all day, are you? All right. All right. Looks good on you. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.