Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - How Does That Work?... | 3/29/24

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

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Okay, so last night, really in the morning, it was about 2.30 in the morning. I am up drinking my first cup of coffee, and I see a story come across my timeline that talks about conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel, known for their appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show back in 1996, and later on the TLC Reh. series, Abby and Brittany, which I have not watched every episode, but I am aware of the Abby and Brittany reality series. Apparently, and I don't know when this happened, there's no date on this story. It's just it was in my Instagram feed,

Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram, and I just, I can't stop thinking about it since 2.30 this morning. So they've reached this huge milestone. Abby, one of the twins, got married to this Josh Bowling, who is a nurse and an army veteran. The couple resides in Minnesota, where both teachers teach fifth grade,

Abby and Brittany, born in 1990, share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist, with Abby controlling the right side and Brittany controlling the left side. That's because their parents opted against separation surgery when they were born, and they have still led, you know, I mean, they've led remarkable lives.

However, what a thing. I can't get out of my head being married to conjoined twins. And you're marrying Abby, right? Abby was the way. Yeah, Abby got married. But Brittany, the one on the left is just there hanging out. Abby is controlling Brittany. It's her body.

Abby is running at all. but Brittany controls the left side so when you get a hug if Britney's pissed she's not hugging you you only got a one-armed hug and if you're taking care of you know a little

extra marital activities curricular activities and Brittany is not having any of it you're getting one a right arm and a right leg I can't. Put your leg up. I'm not going to it. You can't make me. I just, I hope they have a wonderful life and live a long and marvelous life.

But what happens when Brittany falls in love? Oh my gosh. Then they got to kick Josh out for a while. But no matter where you go, you're always there. I mean, you can quote me on that. Really. No matter where you go, there you are. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

Okay. I think I'm going to be having new t-shirts up for Chewing the Fat called Chewing the Fat Owl Killer. So apparently, the spotted owl who lives in the forests of Oregon, Washington, and northeastern California, that's the spotted owl. space. The U.S. government has decided that that's the spotted owl space. Well, and they are

endangered species. Okay. So, now, the barred owls, B-A-R-E-D-Owls, have now committed, they're taking over the territory. The barred owls are like, hey, spotted or not, this is where we live, okay?

We don't care about you. This is where we live. And so the government is pissed. at the barred owl mafia taken over the forest from the spotted owls. So there, apparently there's at least 500,000 invasive barred owls that are encroaching on the spotted owls territory. So instead of, I don't know, leaving them alone and letting Mother Nature work it out and letting the spotted owl work out a deal with the barred owls to be left alone.

Look, I'll work here. I'll pay you, I'll pay you something. Don't break into my nest will be good. No. The U.S. government has to get involved. So the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service plans to unleash hunters in California, Oregon, and Washington to kill

about half a million of these owls. I want to be an owl killer. I want to be an owl hunter. I want it all on film. I want to see owls dropping from the trees. It's going to be awesome foot. In fact, this is a reality show. Why are we not filming this for a reality show?

Owl hunters. It's amazing. So I guess the species has caused, I don't know, 75 groups that claim its actions could disrupt the wildlife. yet well tough they're there and they're taken over so all I want to all I want to do now

is be an owl hunter and what happens when I'm out in the woods what happens I'm out in the woods and I look up in the tree and there's an owl and I

oh no that's a spotted owl that wasn't a barred owl oh no I've killed a spotted an owl, not a barred owl. There's another one. And I start just drop an owl. It's good. Oh, it's going to be, I can't, I can't.

Okay, so you're probably, the odds are, okay, reload, calm down. The odds are that you're going to hit a barred owl, because there's 500,000 of them. They're everywhere. But if you're out owl hunting, shh, be very quiet. We are hunting owls. You're going to hit a spotted one. Oh no, that was a spotted one. Don't say anything.

Cut the tape. Cut. Delete that. Delete that. I want to be out in those woods hunting owls, man. We may have lost a life on a spotted owl. We may have humans getting injured. People out there, what happened to you?

Well, I was out there hunting barred owls. What happens if we have owl attacks? What? Oh my gosh. What if the barred owls? are like, are they coming after us in our territory? I don't think so. I don't think so.

And they start attacking. We have barred owl attacks. They said, I mean, planet of the owls. We're ready for that. This is going to be so much fun, so much fun. Oh, look, is that a bard? Yes, it is. paying people to kill them?

That's a lot of money. I mean, if you're getting what? Yeah. What are you getting like a buck ahead? 500,000. 500,000 hours for the government. I mean, what are they giving people? You know, buck ahead.

Two bucks ahead. Two bucks ahead. You have guys walking in with strings of barred owls hanging off. That is awesome. What is in what they do in Florida for the? The pythons. Yeah, the pythons. Yeah.

Absolutely. the python hunts. So we absolutely need to make this happen with the bard owl. Oh, this has to be filmed. I want to see it. And what could possibly go wrong? Oh, wait, we just talked about

some of the things that could go wrong. But I still want to watch every single part of it. Is that a... No, no, that was an eagle. Oh, no, sorry, no. Sorry, you didn't... Can't do that.

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There is an event happening this very weekend. If you're listening live today is March 29th, 2024. Oh my gosh, this is my brother's birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to my brother, 29th of March. Mike, you know, happy birthday. Love you. All right.

So anyway, there's an event tomorrow, the 30th of March, 2024. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have a brother? Wait, hold up the phone. You have a brother? I thought you were gone. Literally, I was walking out. And then you come drop this bombshell.

Yeah, March 29th, I have a brother. March 29th, that's his birthday. You said Michael? Don't worry about it, isn't he? No, hold on, hold on. Do you say Michael? Yes, that's correct. So Michael Fisher.

That's correct. Does he go by Mike Fisher? No. No. Is he an older brother? No, he's a younger brother? He's a younger brother. So there's another of you out there.

Not only you procreated and got two ladies to procreate kids out of you, there is another Fisher out there. If I were to put him on the Fisher scale, meaning that Fisher over here is the one that does drugs and has STDs. And on the other side, we have Fisher Pope. Where does he fall in that line? Oh my gosh, he's a Fisher. I've known you for like almost eight years now.

I did not know you had a brother. Even the producer that is producing you now, it's like, that's new to me. I didn't know he had a brother. Oh, it hasn't been March 29th. I just realized it's his birthday. Holy cow. It's like, oh my gosh, that's my brother's birthday. Well, happy birthday to this.

Is there a picture of him? Are you going to put a picture of him tomorrow? He doesn't like pictures. Oh, just like you. He does not like pictures. Is he here in Florida, Texas? Don't worry about where he lives. He lives out.

He lives out in the middle of nowhere. And I think now he's living in Colorado. Okay. I think he lives in the great state of Colorado. Is he athletically overweight? All right. We're done. We're done.

All right. Just because he's a fisher. Anyway, this weekend, tomorrow, the 30th of March, 2024 is the inaugural Eating Uranus Fudge Galactic Championship in St. Robert, Missouri.

Why have we not? I did not know this was happening. I am embarrassed to say I did not know this was happening. I mean, the Uranus Fudge factory is the place to be. If you, I'm going to, I'm reading it, we got, why, we need to talk to someone at the Uranus Fudge factory

right now. Let, I mean, call, here's the number. Call them right now. Hold while we connect your call to Extension Zero. Thank you for calling Uranus. This is Shonda. How can I help you?

Shonda. This is Jeff Fisher. I'm calling from Chewing the Fat program, and I just wanted to talk to someone about your championship going on tomorrow. Are you able to do that? Actually, you've reached the answering service. I don't have that information. Oh, what?

I can take a month. What is happening? Are they not open? Yeah, I can take your information, have the office give you a call back, or I can also give you, if you want the main phone number that either one. I'll call that right now. Missouri or Indiana. Oh my gosh. Either one. Give me both.

How about Missouri? It's five. That's fine. Missouri is where they're having the contest anyway. That's fine. Five, five. I'll see you later. All right. Bye. James, this is Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat Program. How are you today? Great. How are you? Hey, I am fantastic. I am calling about your inaugural Eating Uranus Fudge Galactic Championship

happening tomorrow. Are you able to talk about that a little bit? No, but I tell you who can. Oh, no. Why can't you talk about it, James? What's going on? Because I don't know those details. Okay. Yeah, but Miss Tiffany will be more than happy to take your call. I would love to talk to Miss Tiffany. Sure, it's five-s-s-s-s-sixth.

That's Miss Tiffany. Thank you, James. I appreciate it. Have a great day. You as well. Bye-bye. She is not there today? Call has been forwarded to voicemail. Oh, no. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

Did it beep? Oh, hey, Miss Tiffany, Jeff Fisher Chewing the Fat program. How are you? I'm calling about the 2024 inaugural eating Uranus Fudge Collactic Championship. I was hoping to get some information on this event that's taking place tomorrow at your location. But it sent me to voicemail. So you can call you. call me back. What's our number again?

Oh yeah. 888-90-3-33-93-8-88-9-0-303. Thank you, Miss Tiffany. Have a great day. I hope the event is wonderful. Well, that went well. We reached out. We didn't talk to anyone. Thank you. Tiffany, call back. What are we even doing? So listen, if you make it to the first ever, eating Uranus Fudge Galactic Championship tomorrow. I've got to follow them on X. I got to follow at eating contest. I can follow the Uranus Fudge Factory.

So the grand prize, if you eat the most fudge in eight minutes, you're going to win $5,000. If you eat the second most first place is $5,500, then $2,500, then $1,200, then $1,200. and third place is $650 Oh, fourth and fifth place too. They even got the fourth and fifth place, $400 and $250.

So you can still win a little bit of money. I don't know how much it's going to cost you to get to the Uranus Fudge factory. But you have an opportunity to win a little bit of cash by eating the most amount of fudge in eight minutes. And like I said, I love fudge, but I am like the Kenyans of Ruff. running, I like the long distance run. I'm not a speed eater. But go enjoy and we will talk about the champions of the Uranus Fudge Factory

eating Uranus Fudge Galactic Championship on Monday. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So J-Lo is on tour. And, you know, we've had the Taylor Swift era's tour that was monstrous. We've had Beyonce's Renaissance tour, which is monstrous. So J-Lo is going to have a This Is Me Now tour, which, you know, she released the new album. She got the prime video movie.

And she's going to tour, well, the country, for real. But at least here in the United States, she's had to, well, she's had to, well, she's to cancel some shows. I know it's sad. She had to cancel shows in Cleveland, in Nashville, in Raleigh, Atlanta,

Tampa, New Orleans, and Houston. That's a, that's a big cities. And the big stop, big concert stops. One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven stops. And Houston being the largest. But, I mean, Tampa Bay, too. Holy cow. And Cleveland.

And so she had to cancel. And you think, oh no. Oh, no. J-Lo. Did you get sick? Is everything okay? Do you have something wrong with you? Some plastic surgery didn't work?

What's going on? No. It's just that, well, there weren't enough tickets sold in those cities to see the J-Lo show. So there wasn't even enough to keep the venues open. Now the tourist, she's not selling any tickets at all. The tour is scheduled for 30 shows and still scheduled for 30 more shows.

Wow, she was going to 37 venues and seven of them she had to cancel. I mean, almost 10%. But the 30 shows that are still supposedly going to happen, there's plenty of unsold seats at those venues. as well, according to Ticketmaster. So I'm sure those charts. I'm sure those charts are wrong. Don't show J-Lo.

Don't try, you know, don't let her know. Just let her know. We're going to do the show and we're moving on. Now, she has, to her inner defense, she's added additional shows in Toronto, Miami, and New York City. Those are three strong cities for her. Well, New York City.

I mean, hello. she's Jenny from the block. So, I mean, that's those are her people. Are they? Are they? But they are. They are. That's what she says.

So good luck to J-Lo. Man, I want those shows to hang out. Let's see, despite reported concerns, Lopez financed the $20 million project itself. Ooh. So Lopez did the whole, she paid for all of that for this is me now. going up against Taylor and Beyonce.

Oh, honey, I love you, Jayla, I love you. And I know you're happy in love now with Ben and get the kids and the new house. You're still looking fine. I was looking at your show. You're still looking good. You're not your young self anymore. But who is? Am I right?

Who is? But don't feel bad. Don't feel bad when you go out to do your show and no one is there. What would you do if you could reboot anything that has now gone away and bring it back? What would it be? Well, Carly Claus, model and entrepreneurs Bedford Media, has acquired publishing rights from Dot Dash Meredith to reboot Life magazine. Now, Life magazine went away, I don't know, 20 years ago.

Right, I mean, a long time. Nobody even knows what Life magazine was, is, could be, well, now that's not true. Carly Claus does. And her husband, investor Josh Kushner, they've acquired the publishing rights to life. And do they believe that life is going to, they're going to relaunch it as a print magazine with vibrant digital and video presence, Life magazine. Now I will say, I've got some ideas on how to make

magazines viable again. I truly do. And it's an idea I've had for a long time that magazines, I believe, could use. And especially with the technology that we have today, I think you could definitely use it. So,

Carly, call me, or email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can reach out to me on X at Jeffrey JFR. You can reach out to me on Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.

You can reach out to me on my YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. You know what the heck, Carly? Order a cameo from me at Jeffey JFR. I know it's not free, but you can order the cameo. And then we'll reach out to me

and let me know, hey, Jeff, you had some ideas about Life magazine and we get together. We can hang out, we can talk about it together. You is just us. You want to bring hubby along? Sure. bring hubby along that's fine i know he's a

now he's an investor so uh you know bring him along and we'll talk about some of my ideas to help you better other people's experiences with your new life magazine that's what i'm here for that is what i'm here for

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forward approach to movie going, but it's, you know, it's not the recliner chairs, but, you know, you have a bar in front of you and they bring you food and stuff. It's a fun experience, Alamo dress draft house cinemas. But they filed for bankruptcy in 2021 because they were struggling and, you know, everybody used COVID. And most of those movie theaters were huge issues thanks to COVID. so now they're looking to sell they're like hello hollywood somebody hello oh what are you movie theaters amazon i amc uh what do you think uh paribob uh hello could you buy us so look for that and that's probably not a bad idea because it's one way that the movie theaters say like i don't know

Netflix, Amazon. I should work for Alamo. Hello! They should go present their deal to a Netflix, to an Amazon, to AMC, to Paramount, and say, look, make Alamo Draft House your movie theaters. So that when you release films or Paramount Plus, when they release big shows or whatever,

they release them first at the draft houses. So people have to go there to see them. And then you keep them there for, I don't know, a reasonable amount of time before you release them on the streaming platform. Which was my idea for the movies to begin with. If you're in the top three movies, you stay at the movie theater. If you, after that first week, if you're not in the top three, jettisoned right to streaming.

And they didn't like that idea. Oh, no, the movie theaters won't stand for that. well, you know, I was trying to help you survive. Now it's looking like, you know, you probably aren't going to survive. So, you know, when I see you on the street corner over there in front of Netflix offices yelling, hello, hey Netflix, Alamo Draft House over here, you see me? Can we talk? Would I see you doing that?

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Who died today? Very sad. Louis Gossett Jr. Louis Gossett Jr. Dead at the age of 87. Roots, an officer, and a gentleman. I mean, he's an Oscar winner. Now, if you would have asked me before this news broke today,

hey Louis Gossett Jr. dead or alive. I thought he was already dead. I'm thankful that he wasn't. I loved, I mean, I loved his work, but I thought he was already dead. But he wasn't. So he is now, though. He confirmed his death. He died in Santa Monica, California, and no cause of death has yet been revealed.

So if it was that, they would have said something, right? Yeah, of course they would have. love how he got into acting though he said that uh he was uh he started acting in a play on broadway and he said they were looking for a young black kid to play a lead in this broadway play and they didn't have anybody so they started going to high schools saying hey what up and somebody said hey tell your mother to take you down there and so that's how we got into show business uh really fascinating. So Lewis Gossett Jr. Very sad. Dead at the age of 87. Oh, good. Good, good, good. Amazon is now allowing, well, us to palm scan for their service now. So at least I don't have to burn out my retina. I don't have to use a thumbprint. I don't have to use a four-finger print. I don't have to use a four-finger print. I don't have to use a middle fingerprint. I don't have to use a toe print. I don't have to use a butt cheek

stood on the phone to open my phone or order from Amazon. No, I can now sign up for Amazon by using the palm of my hand from the phone. There's a palm recognition service. I'm able to do that on the new Amazon One app and I could do that on iOS and Android. You can use to take a photo of your palm and set up your account allowing you to start scanning

your palm at locations that support the verification tech. So that is awesome. Previously, no, there it is. Don't look at me like that. Of course it is. It's awesome. Previously, Amazon required users to visit physical locations to enroll in

Amazon one to you know which let you make a purchase verify your age based on the palm print link to your Amazon account the services available at Whole Foods yeah remember the commercial of oh you can I can do my palm that was terrible commercial

but also you can use some bread locations as well as more than 150 stadiums airports fitness centers and convenience stores wow that's that's pretty incredible and I so Amazon uses generative AI to analyze your palm vein structure

to create a unique numerical vector representation of your palm that it recognizes when you scan your hand in the store, it doesn't use raw palm images to identify you. Right. Okay, no problem. Plus, I will venture to say, and it doesn't say this in this article, that Amazon actually owns the technology.

that is their AI technology for their AWS cloud systems that use this technology. I'm sure that it is. So they're using their own technology. So the information just stays in-house. There's no reason for them to share any of this information. Security is fine. Right? Everything is fine.

So just be ready for your palm signature that you can use at, wow. at Panera Whole Foods, 150 stadiums, airports, fitness centers, and convenience stores. Wow. And I say, wow, I really, I love it. I mean, it's the, look, it's the convenience of it. I know I'm supposed to be, I hate it, and the whole chip thing, you know, you're supposed to hate it. Just chip me.

I'm at the point. It just chip me. Look, you're watching everything we do. We can't go anywhere without being filmed. our phones, the phones, our handheld computers that we carry with us everywhere, tracks us, knows what we're looking at, knows our data, listening to us. I mean, you can't mention, I talk about so much stuff on this show, my phone barely can keep up with the ads it wants to send me.

Every time I talk about something like, today I'll probably get stories on owls, stories on fudge, and Amazon Palm Print commercials, is what I'm going to get from my phone. And don't forget we have the new system, SUFA, S-O-O-O-F-A, that, well, they are an advertising location data. You know, Sufa has the kiosk, like the kiosk, the advertising kiosk that you walk by. Are they tracking you with that? Oh, my gosh, they are. Amazing.

How is that possible? Okay, so the products, they're providing useful services. And people shouldn't be worried about what information and its digital kiosk can access and share with advertisers or even government entities. You shouldn't worry about it at all. These kiosks typically display ads and relevant information to pedestrians. It's pedestrians, I know. Become more common. They're all across the U.S. and they're, what happens is that you get pedestrian impressions.

So the sensor that measures accurate foot traffic in real time. Noting now Sufa is saying that their affiliates can check the analytics dashboard anytime to see how their campaigns are tracking towards impression goals. So the prospective advertisers, it's clearly beneficial. And do the pedestrians, should they care? They're being tracked from Sufa? Well, no, stop. The number of data points

These chaos are capable of recording from smartphones as pedestrians pass by are just, well, the manufacturer's name, the unique identification code, signal strength, that kind of thing. That's all, though. That is all.

And why do you care? You're letting Amazon have your palm print. You've got the chip in you. Boop. No problem. I mean, I don't. don't even use a, I barely use my charge card anymore.

I just scan my phone. I mean, that's what we're doing. So if you're worried about SUFA, don't be. Don't be worried about SUFA because they're just, it's just, they just want to know your phone, the manufacturer's name.

Sure, we know your specific unique identification code so, you know, we could backtrack who you are exactly. And we know the signals ranked, how close you came to our kiosk. And if you stopped or how long you actually looked at our ad campaign. And that's all. We're just collecting data points.

That's all. So stop worrying about it. You know, they could do all that. And yet when you hear that the dolly, the ship that ran into the bridge. The Francis Scott Keybridge in Baltimore. or yeah, the black box that was on the ship. Yeah, two minutes, you know, prior to the ship hitting the bridge. Yeah, that data's not on there.

That's what happens when the power goes off. And so we don't have the last two minutes of the data from the ship prior to hitting the bridge. But don't you worry about it. Sufa is able to track you wherever you go. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply.

It's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? where contestants try to decipher the lie from four. Count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie?

Our contestant today, Shy Bishop, if he wins, not only will he get to come back for another round, he's going to win a Talking Sense, Jeffie Blue Freshie. For more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie, you can email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Shy Bishop, our contestant today on What's the Lie?

Won me over, sent me an email saying he was a retired. I hope it's okay that I share this. If it's not, I'm going to share it anyway. As a retired professional killer and current owner-operator of a body disposal farm the email read, I think I'm qualified to tell a lie from a headline. And then along with that, you tagged a joke,

which I've already done as a joke of the day, the Wong family story. Shy Bishop, welcome to What's the Lie? Good morning. How are y'all doing? I am. It's embarrassing how good I am. Shy, how are you? Well, I was complimented yesterday. I was told I looked like your older.

evil brother. Wow. And I'm happy that you took that as a compliment because I have a feeling there's many people on this planet that may not take that as a compliment. Well, I've been accused of worse. All right, so Mr. Bigshot, Mr. I'm qualified to tell a lie from a headline.

Are you ready to play? I am. All righty, four headlines, one not real, what's the lie? Headline number one. Canada's maple syrup reserve hits 16-year low. Headline number two. New bottled water company is targeting people who suffer from IBS. Headline number three.

Shop error leaves Orkney Island with more Easter eggs than people. Headline number four. NYC tourists seeking authentic experience taking late night. rat tours. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, Canada's maple syrup reserve hits 16-year low. Headline number two, new bottled water company is targeting people who suffer from IBS. Headline number three, shop error leaves Oakney Island with more Easter eggs than people. Headline number four, NYC tourists seeking authentic experience take late night rat tours. shy bishop what is the lie well um number one there actually was i think the public was that headline

though the lie is based upon man-caused global warming which you don't believe in but the actual lying non-existent headline i think was the one about uh iBS you would be 100% correct shy you are the man and we're correct in your email uh incredible so you get to come back i mean shy this is this is how incredible this is for you uh let alone us having a champion uh like yourself uh now that you've you know you've won a talking sense jeffy blue freshy uh you get to come back for another round uh congratulations and uh thanks for playing what's the lie and thank you for listening to What's Deli. What's Deli is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fed Enterprises.

All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MFXXIV. Mr. Smarty Pants, congratulations. Oh, thank you. Wow, I mean, a little excitement would be nice. Well, I try to maintain my... I want to stop you for a moment. right now. Did you do this yourself

or did you actually, did you have help? Because I'm hearing people in the background. And if you had help, we may have to visit some rule clarifications. It was the wife referred to as the commandant and my mother-in-law. We're all here at the breakfast table.

And they did not help you? No. No, they didn't. My wife says I'm beyond help. And here's another thing. talking to you right now, okay, and they're answering for you? I don't like it. I don't like it. What do they think they're doing? I know it's your table.

Well, they're laughing at both of us. Yeah, they're laughing because they know that's actually a joke in there. They're the bosses, so we'll just move on from there. Thank you, Shia. I appreciate it. We'll see you next week. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.