Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - I Am Immortal & Cancelling Halloween 10/8/16

Episode Date: October 8, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy explains why this Sunday's debate should be fun courtesy of Donald The Douche. Rev Ron Davidson stops by to talk about the devastation of Hurricane Matthew and how you can help the victims in this time of need. Plus, tree eating children, keeping it classy at Chuckie Cheeze, oligopolies & more! Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Hello. Welcome to the broadcast. Thanks for tuning in to the Blaze Radio Network and the Jeff Fisher Show. 888-903-33 is the phone number. So, man, we've got a lot to get to today. So let's get to it, okay? Hurricane Matthew rolls on.

Flights canceled. Thousands evacuated from homes. Six reported deaths in the States. Over a million without power. hundreds of reported deaths in Haiti. For those of you, the listening anywhere along the East Coast that have been or will be affected by Matthew, I'd like to hear your reports. 888-903-33, how you were affected, what you're seeing, what you saw.

Right now, at the 8 o'clock advisory, Hurricane Matthew is about 30 miles south. southeast of Charleston, and it is weakening. It is down to a category one hurricane, about 75 miles an hour. Those of you that aren't familiar with hurricanes, and that's a weak category one, 74 miles an hour is considered the beginning of a hurricane strength. Anything over 95 is a category two. Anything over 111 miles per hour is a category three. Anything over 130 miles an hour is a category four, which the storm was for quite some time. And anything over 157 miles per hour is a category five. And they can do some serious damage. I lived in Florida for quite some time in my life and covered storms for what seemed like a lifetime working in Tampa Bay.

in 2004 and 2005 was never ending. I mean, it was the 2004 set a record for the most hurricanes. And then, oh, wait, 2005 broke that record. It was an amazing two years that we seemed like we were in Operation Stormwatch coverage forever, 24-7. In fact, in 2005,

When Charlie came through, we in fact, or 2004, when was Charlie? Charlie was 2004. When Charlie was coming up the west coast of Florida, we thought for sure, I mean, it was dead on impact with Tampa Bay. And then all the people evacuated Tampa Bay to go to Orlando and north, obviously, but many people went to Orlando because they thought it would be a direct hit on Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. Then Charlie made landfall south of Tampa Bay and cut across the state and did more damage in Orlando than it did Tampa Bay. That was pretty, I mean, when Charlie was bearing down, we actually, it was the first time that I worked since working at the station in Tampa Bay, 970 WFLA, that we actually evacuated the station. We went to, the station has a, you know, storm watch bunker that, you know, we practice every year. You know, storm season starts June 1st.

So we, you know, we got a broadcast from there. Usually every year we used to anyway. I don't know that they do it anymore. And, you know, to prove that we, hey, we can go live at any time during the storm for you. You know, it's actually what the station is supposed to do. And it's really cool. Not cool to have to use it. but it's cool to have it.

And we sent people, we were almost ready to flip the switch from the radio station to the bunker when Charlie was coming. And it was a last minute turn from Charlie. We had two people, three people, myself and a couple of other people at the station broadcasting while they were almost ready to go at the bunker because we were ready to get out of there. And nope. Cut short, we're good, we don't have to use the bunker. There were a couple of storms during those two years, and I don't remember which ones.

I mean, I brought my family to the station. They lived there with us for days covering the storms. My wife and my youngest son, my daughter had not been born yet. She, who my daughter born on the first day of hurricane season, by the way, June 1st. I had them staying. They were sleeping and surviving in one of the offices with the television and, you know, that room started to leak. So being me, I moved him into the general manager's office.

That's it. We're moving in there. You're living in there. He was not necessarily happy about that. I say, hey, you weren't here? guess what? We're using your office. That's right.

My family's living in your office. You got to, you know, if you just showed up, hey, if you just showed up instead of staying at your house, bunkering down at the house, you know, perhaps I'd have moved them out. But it was a crazy two years. And Matthew, I'm sure, was devastating. I mean, we saw it come up the coast.

No one knew if it was going to make landfall. reports were that it would. A wobble to the east or a wobble to the west makes all the difference. We're going to find out exactly what all the damage is today along the Florida coast. We're going to talk to a man who's a partner with Mercury 1 who's ready to send people down to help people dig out from the storm today. We'll find out if they can get in there or not. I know there was an issue with the National Guard saying, no, not yet. But we're going to talk to him at the bottom of the hour and see what Mercury 1 is doing to help these survivors. And he actually lives a little bit farther north along the East Coast, and we'll see how is it affecting him.

The Carolinas are getting pounded right now. It is not, it definitely is not pretty. Although the weakening is kind of better, although it still means plenty of rain, plenty of flooding, plenty of parts of the main drag I-95, you know, flooded. not being able to get through. For a couple of years, you know, in the last five years, six years, we were broadcasting from New York. So I was living in Pennsylvania, and I still had a place in Florida. Some of my family was still in Florida.

My wife and kids would go back there quite a bit. I drove that 95 corridor about a thousand times, and my wife probably drove it 2,000 times. And there are several places in the Carolinas that are just beautiful, just beautiful along that 95 quarter. And I'm sure that those are the places that are underwater because they're trees and they're green and the storm comes through. I guarantee you that's where that's where 95 is underwater. So if you have to travel, first of all, don't travel. If you don't go out, you should be prepared. We preach about it all the time on this network being prepared.

Definitely. This is a perfect example of being prepared. Always have your hurricane. If you live in that neck of the woods, you should always have your hurricane readiness kit ready to go and be prepared to use it throughout hurricane season. I remember the first hurricane that I went through when living in Florida. I didn't even know, you know, I moved to Florida. I was, you know, punk. And it was Hurricane Elena, I think, was the first one.

That was an 85, 150 years ago. And that just sat out there in the Gulf. We had purchased a car. I bought a car that weekend before the storm. The storm sat out that we drove the car around all weekend. That's how much I, you should be prepared. Uh-huh. I just bought a car.

I'm going to drive it around. See how it holds up in the storm and the rain. Held up fine. I purchased it. Love that car. But things change. obviously because you realize that was really dumb probably shouldn't have done that and I didn't do it again I took all the storms after that quite seriously and so should you

I know that over the years people have tried to warn you know the weather channel always always comes out I know this past weekend we had one of the broadcasters from the Weather Channel just be serious This is not hyperbole, and safety, and be prepared. It's dangerous. We got it. But you have to say it. I mean, I spent, I said, I spent, you know, forever covering storms.

And those are the things you have to say. You have to talk to the power company. You have to talk to, you know, all the first responders and what's going on out there. And the most important thing is for your safety. That's all, really, that's all these people care about. And then they care about their business during the, times because if you're not safe, then their business is gone. I mean, it sounds corny, but it's true.

So most importantly, you know, you should heed the warnings, although I will say. There were a couple of warnings that really kind of threw me a little. one was from Shepard Smith on Fox News. Now, Shep is, you know, I guess I don't know what I want to call him. We'll just call him a news reporter for Fox News. However, there are times when he, let's say, that's not a line that he crosses, it's just a, yes, it is, he crosses the line.

And this particular cast may have been one of those times. Daytona Beach all the way up to Jacksonville, this moves 20 miles to the west and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you, because you can't survive it. It's not possible unless you're very, very lucky. And your kids died too. Come on now. I mean, absolutely true. I mean, Shep would say, if you talk to him,

and he'd say, hey, that's a fact. I didn't say anything that wasn't true. No, you didn't, Shep. It's a matter of how you said it, okay? It's a matter of how you said it. And then there was the reporter, Delgado, Jennifer Delgado, who reported early on

when Matthew had crossed over the Dominican and Haiti, and she reported, And something that really wasn't true. Patients picking up maybe 30 to 40 inches of rainfall were really concerned about Haiti. So we look at the area of Dominican Republic. You notice what's different in this NASA image. You see all brown here and then green to the east.

That's because this whole area has been essentially deforested. They take all the trees down. They burn the trees. Even the kids there, they're so hungry. They actually eat the trees. We talk about the damage that could happen with Haiti. This coming in the nighttime. Wait, what?

Look at the infrastructure here. All right, that's good. You heard her say they eat the trees. Ew. No, honey, sweetheart. No. No, they may eat dirt. I know times are tough, but I doubt the children are eating trees.

Although, you know, you know you're going to find somebody that says, look at this funny. These children are eating the trees. No. They're so hungry, they actually eat the trees. Yeah, no. No, Jen. No.

Now, people are pissed at Jennifer. I mean, they were asking for her to get fired. Come on now. Chef Smith is telling you your children are going to die and you want her to get fired because she said children are eating trees. Stop it. Stop it. 888-90333 is the phone number. we also have some new breaking news overnight about Donald Trump, and we'll get to that.

I will say that while it may be a surprise to some of you that these reports are coming out now, I think I heard somewhere where there were going to be all kinds of reports on things about Donald Trump that would come out. during the actual election, if he won the nomination, that would, you know, not shine a good light on Mr. Trump? I heard that somewhere. Where did I hear that? I can't remember where the heck. I heard that. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

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Jeff Fisher. 8-8-90-0-33-9-3 is the phone number. I hope that any of you that are in the path of Matthew or were in the path of Matthew along the East Coast are safe. I was just reading a story about a couple who stayed in Cape Canaveral. And I thought, okay, well, you know, I mean, I've stayed in throughout storms and boarded up windows and stayed there and gone to hurricane, you know, parties and, you know, been up 24 hours a day at the radio station covering the storms.

I understand people staying, and I understand that, you know, you feel that you're safe. In many people, if you're not in an evacuation zone, but you're closed, you kind of feel like I'm good, you know, I'm safe. I don't need to go anywhere. But we hear all the time from people who stayed. I remember talking to a lady from Texas who stayed, and she was fine until the storm surge after. You know, the storm sucks that water and goes on and it rains and you feel pretty good,

but then it comes back around and it just, that water comes back and it just continues to rise and rise and rise and rise, and that's where your flooding comes from. And she ended up on the top of her washer, you know, watching the water rise, thinking that it was going to rise enough to, you know, drown her because she had nowhere else to go. And, you know, it scared out of her mind and her report was, you know, I will never stay again. And as I'm reading about this couple in Cape Canaveral, who stayed, and he said they were told to evacuate. And, you know, felt like, oh, no, that's fine.

He said we were scared. We wish we had to stay. Uh-huh. The roof flew off the neighbor's house. And it was scary as hacked. The description of a freight train is pretty accurate, he said. Now, I just want to, the story is, I read this next sentence. I want you to think about this for just a second.

He's in Cape Canaveral, Florida, right? Man rides out the storm, but a half a mile from the beach in his 32-foot camper. See, the whole point in my life to have a camper would be because you could, I don't know, travel and move and hey you know what the storm is coming and it's pretty close to evacuation time um you're in a camper why don't you oh i don't know fill it up with gas and travel away from the storm oh no i lost power before dawn and i had to use my generator some small tree branches battered the vehicle but hey the large trees that didn't fall down And it's kind of loud, kind of shaky.

But, you know, we made it through. Why on earth? Why on earth? Do you have a camper? A 32-foot camper. If you're not going to use it in times like this, it doesn't make any sense to me. If I had a camper and I lived in Cape Canaveral and they said, you know, there's a hurricane, Matthew coming.

He's cutting across Haiti right now, and people are dying, and the storm is a category four, and we're not quite sure if it's going to make landfall or not on Florida. It's going to be coming up the coast, though, for sure. You've got a 32-foot camper, and you're just right there by the beach. A smart move for you to stay. You know, drive west, drive northwest, don't stay. My friends, is just stupid. 888-90333.33, if you're along the East Coast and feeling the effects of Matthew or have felt the effects of Matthew, I'd love to hear from you.

We will be talking to a man who's one of the first responders from Mercury 1 and see what they're up to in mere moments on the Jeff Fisher Show and the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-90-33-33 is the phone number. Lawrence Jones, coming up immediately following this broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network, and then Mike Slater and Joe Pags, all for your Saturday enjoyment on the Blaze Radio Network.

Hurricane Matthew rolls on up the east coast of the United States in just 30 miles off of Charleston, South Carolina right now. The National Guard, not letting anyone of first responders down in Florida yet. At least I don't think so. They certainly weren't allowing it to happen yesterday. Mercury 1 has first responders around the country to help. I mean, look, there's always, I know this. I know that there's always going to be a need to help people who are in trouble.

and there are always people in trouble. And that's why it's important that you know that you can help with Mercury 1. Reverend Ron Davidson is one of our partners for Mercury 1. Good morning. Reverend, how are you, sir? Jeff, doing fine. How are you doing, sir? I am fantastic in Texas, so I don't have to worry about the storm. You are in Virginia, is that right? Yes, sir.

Are you feeling any effects from Matthew at all? We've been getting rain for the last two and a half days. It's just showers, and we need it. We've been very dry. But that is coming from the storm and is predicted to last through into tomorrow. So now that Hurricane Matthew is, you know, off the coast of South Carolina, it's weakening a little. You know, but it's still devastating rains and wind. And then, you know, of course, the flooding is going to be unbelievable as usual.

That's what usually happens with the storms. When are you going to be able to send people in to see what people need? But we've been on the phone for the last four days working from West Palm Beach, North Jacksonville, Florida. We're watching and have contacts in South Carolina, North Carolina. We're monitoring this. I had a team getting ready to leave today, and, of course, 95 is closed, and we're not going to be able to get in. We already have some supplies pre-positioned that they're able to start using yesterday. We've got about 30 to 40,000 hot meals that are going to be produced in the next couple of days.

So we're literally going to have to go around the storm and come back in and start in Florida and then work a way up. Are you hearing reports of what people are, I mean, look, I was in Florida, I kind of know what people are going to need, but many people listening may not have an idea of what people need. What are you looking for as far as people donating time, money, water, what do you need? Well, the first thing they're obviously going to need is water. That's hard to believe when it's flooding, but the water sources are severe. affected and we'll be putting about 100,000 bottles of water in immediately. The next thing will be personal care items and food. The part that people may not realize is that when they have a mass evacuation, and we're looking at about 5 million people that have had to evacuate, the ones that cannot

evacuate, often are the elderly that by themselves, do not have family, or what we call the working poor. They're the people working 60, 80 hours a week trying to make ends meet, and they can't get out. So they have to ride the storm and hope they live through it. And then their employment is cut off because the businesses can't operate. And they're going to be the ones in the greatest harm over the next few weeks. And we've got to get hot meals and food and personal care items and water into them because you're talking about 20 to 23% of your population in any given area. We're talking to Reverend Ron Davidson, President of Gleaning for the World, and he is a partner with Mercury 1 for our, well, I mean, any kind of damage going around the United States.

But right now we're talking about the damage from Hurricane Matthew and helping people what they need. You can go to Mercury 1.org. And I know that there's obviously mercury 1.org slash Hurricane Matthew and slash everything else. But just go to Mercury 1.org and follow the prompts. And you'll see some of the other things that Mercury 1 is doing around the country and around the world to help. And Reverend Ron Davidson is helping right now with Hurricane Matthew. When do you foresee this? I mean, obviously when Matthew is gone, that's when we're a wrap up.

But these things get out of the news and then people think it's over. But it really isn't, is it? Now the areas, right now I'm watching the map on my computer, and the area north of Charleston is where the hurricane will hit land with 95-mile-on-hour wind, torrential rain. They're looking at 12 to 15 inches of rain from there up to North Carolina, even to Wilmington Beach, and North Carolina. And it's going to take years. people don't realize that a disaster like this to get the people back on the feet and where they work it take three to five years. And once it gets off the news, it is very difficult to raise funds.

And I'm going to give a shout out to Mercury 1, Jeff. You've mentioned it twice now in your program. If you want to donate money to a group that knows what they're doing, Suzanne, Dave, Jeff, met to all the people there on that. I want to tell you, they come alongside groups like gleaning for the world. They work with feeding centers. They work with groups across the United States. We work with them with the flooding in West Virginia.

We worked with them in Louisiana. We're working with them now with this hurricane. We've been working with them for five years. A lot of times your money, when you give your money, half of it goes to administration and personnel and does not go to the need. when you give to Mercury 1, it goes directly into the field and does something to help somebody out. So rather than giving money to the ones that are scrolled on the bottom of the screen and in so many locations, you go to Mercury 1, and I guarantee you personally that every dime that you give will be used to do good to help somebody out.

And I can tell you that I know that for a fact as well. And I know that coming up we have some fundraising opportunities for Merck. Mercury 1, where we have dinners and gatherings, where that money goes to actually pay some of the bills. Well, the money that you donate specifically for the disasters goes to that disaster. I mean, that's what makes Mercury 1 so special and so different. And we really appreciate you. It makes it very unique in the nonprofit world, Jeff. I can tell you that because we live with it every day, and we guarantee every dollar goes in the field the same as Mercury 1.

and I can only thank God for Glenn Beck and Suzanne and the ones that direct that because I can't tell you how many hundreds of thousands of hot meals have been served in Louisiana and West Virginia and now will be served all along the East Coast because of what they've done. I couldn't have said it better myself. Reverend Ron Davidson from Gleaning for the World. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it and God bless. God bless you, my friend, and you take care.

Mercury1.org. Help any way that you can. The people along the east coast of Florida being affected by Hurricane Matthew will need it all. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network.

That it does. Welcome to it 888-903.33 is the phone number. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffie. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and, of course, Instagram at Jeff EMRA. Sunday. Sunday, Sunday. We have another debate. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump take the stage again to debate each other. Martha Raditz, Global Affairs correspondent and co-anchor of this week on ABC.

And Anderson Cooper, anchor CNN, will host, moderate the debate. from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri. I wonder why they could talk about it. Thanks, Louis. It would make it seem like it was all home. It should be fun, though. It should be fun. Because we have news from Donald Trump

in the release of a video depicting Mr. Trump speaking explicitly about women. Several prominent Republicans, of course, have rebuked the GOP presidential candidate. And his words, some even demanded he exit the race. Come on now. Okay. I am not a fan of Mr. Trump.

We told you that reports like these would be coming out. This is the kind of guy he is. He's a 12-year-old douche. It's what he is. It sounds bad. He can be. told telling Billy Bush, who was, you know, it's inside a bus and it's access Hollywood. I could do anything with women because I'm a star, including grab them by the midsection, below the midsection,

between the walking things you use to walk on. And while it sounds really, really bad. and I don't know that he actually believes it. I think he thinks he was shot. Personally, I think he's like a 12-year-old kid. And he's with these guys on the bus. And he's trying to show off. And that's the only way he knows how to show off is to talk like that.

And pretend like he's a big man, Mr. Tiny Hands. But the rest of the world is all wound up. And they, you know, they have, you know, there's no excuse for it. it. You should be wound up. And he'll get beat up all the heck for it. No question. And he's already trying to spin it back. And he posted an apology last night online. I should have time to play it here. Let's listen to Mr. Trump and his apology. I've never said I'm a perfect person nor pretended to be someone that I'm not. I've said and done things I regret. And the words released today on this more than a decade-old video are one of them.

Anyone who knows me knows these words don't reflect who I am. I said it. I was wrong, and I apologize. I've traveled a country talking about change for America, but my travels have also changed me. I've spent time with grieving mothers who've lost their children, laid off workers whose jobs have gone to other countries, and people from all walks of life who just want a better future. I have gotten to know the great people of our country, and I've been humbled

by the faith they've placed in me. I pledge to be a better man tomorrow, and will never, ever let you down. Let's be honest, we're living in the real world. This is nothing more than a distraction from the important issues we're facing today. We're losing our jobs. We're less safe than we were eight years ago, and Washington is totally broken. Hillary Clinton and her kind of, and her have run our country into the ground. I've said some foolish things, but there's a big difference between the words and actions of other people.

Bill Clinton has actually abused women, and Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed, and intimidated his victims. We will discuss this more in the coming days. See you at the debate on Sunday. Oh, I know you're going to discuss it more in the coming days because they aren't going to let it go. They're going to drive this right into the ground.

On a side note, Wikileaks just released presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speeches to Wall Street, comments that she, you know, said were private. And it'll be interesting to hear what she told Wall Street, because I'm betting. She told them a little bit opposite of what she. She tells you and me. I'm guessing. I could be wrong. I could be wrong.

I doubt it. But I could be wrong. Could be wrong. So that'll be interesting. I haven't had an opportunity to go through and read her speeches to Wall Street that WikiLeaks released. But that'll be interesting. We'll have that to cover during the debate, hopefully. we'll have the video, the recording of Donald on the bus saying that he could

do what he wanted with women. I'm really, look, everyone is going to be wound up about it and they're going to release their horror of Donald Trump's chat on a bus. Liz Cheney has a mother of three daughters and two young sons. I'm disgusted by Trump's locker room banter. His appalling comments are indefensible. Yes, they are. But he's alone on a bus with a bunch of guys showing off.

He's a 12-year-old douche, and this is the only way he knows how to make himself sound good is to say, hey, I can do anything I want with these women. okay I'm a star all you got to do is grab them by the you know midsection below the waist

lower extremity it's all you got to do and kiss them then they'll love you I mean it's really it's bad it's bad done Don you know better but he really doesn't know better

he really doesn't and we told you that from the very beginning He really doesn't know better. This is when he was a stupid, you know, reality show TV star, trying to be a big shot with these Access Hollywood people on a bus. And he just reverts back to being a 12-year-old douche. I mean, he can't help himself. He can't help himself.

In other news, he's still running for president of the United States. Yay. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Network is a success. Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear.

Signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. Nice to have you along. Those of you on the East Coast, uh, bearing down.

and hunkering down from Hurricane Matthew, be safe. Those of you that are coming outside to view the aftermath, I hope it wasn't as bad as what you, you know, what you think it's going to be. And some of it is going to be really bad. I know. I know. I've been there. So Mercury 1 will be there to help you soon.

You know, scientists believe the first person to live to a thousand years old has already been born. Did you know that? Did you know that? It could possibly be me. I don't know.

I'm willing to do it. I am willing to do it. I mean, you know, there's plenty of people trying to be immortal. Plenty of people spending millions of dollars on themselves and others to be immortal. to live forever, let alone trying to maybe, you know, be the, you know, have the computer hardwired

into your brain so it's you forever. We all saw the movie. But that really doesn't count. Does it? No. Now, I see an interactive chart that I just saw that. It shows when and how you're most likely to die. And it's fascinating because, look,

We all want to, I mean, maybe you don't want to live forever. Maybe you don't. But many people do. Right? Many people do. And so when you see the interactive charts on how you're most likely to die, you start reading, I wonder what's going on. Now, to create this chart, the scientists use data from the CDC's underlying cause of death database.

They love the CDC's underlying cause of death database. It's a rather bleak collection of U.S. death statistics. And it's using information obtained from, you know, death certificates, the database catalogs, death based on age, race, gender, year, cause of death. Now, this chart asks you sex, race, and age. And then it tells you how you're most likely to die at what age you're at. right so as I took this it was fascinating to me to see you know how long you're going to live and if you're going to live that long now scientists believe that you're going to believe that you're going to

the person who is going to live to a thousand has already been born. Right? So I brought up the interactive chart. Now, I'm a male, white, currently, you know, a hundred years old. I put that in there currently 100. Actually, I should do that, hold on. Currently, a hundred. The chart goes up to, the chart goes up to 99.

So I'm 99 years old. male, I'm white, I'm currently 99 years old, all right? And it starts out, and the chart just starts at zero and works its way back to how long you're going to be alive. Now, if you're a male, white, and currently 99 years old, okay, you have a zero percent chance to still be alive at 100. But did I mention scientists believe that the person who is going to live to be a thousand has been born. But according to this, if you're a male, white, and currently 99 years old, you have a zero percent chance of living to be 100 years old, which I would guess that that would

mean any age that you are right now. Let's go to age 45. male white, 45 years of old. 45 years old. Let's go through the chart. So let's pause it at 66 years old. I just paused it. If you're 45 now, by the time you're 66 years old,

you have a 71% chance of still being alive. That's not bad. 29% of you have already died. Let's go back to live and stop at 75. 47% of you are still alive. That's pretty good. If you're 45 now, you're hanging in there, good. At 75.

You've got a 50-50 shot. Uh-oh. Going down, going down, going down, going down, 93 years old. If you're 45 now, you have a 5% chance of living to be 93 years old. And, of course, if you're 45 years old now, you have a 0% chance of living to be 100. years old. Amazing. Amazing. So nobody, according to this chart, you're done. Okay. You're done no matter what. Now, speaking of being immortal, the Rolling Stones released a 10-second cut from a video of them playing in a studio talking about their new album expected out this year. They've been on the show. They've been on a

tour. In March, they staged the first major concert by a Western rock band in Cuba. They played for free for an estimated 500,000 people. Keith Richards, who one of my favorite memes over the past month has been, it's time we figure out how to prepare the earth. I've got to find it now. It's talking about how Keith Richards is going to live forever. He's immortal. Keith Richards said a year ago that he and bandmates Mick Jagger, Charlie Watson, Ron Wood, plan to get back in the studio in 2016. And, oh, my gosh, they are. Now, the Stones are performing this weekend in Southern California at Old Cella.

That's what the concert is dubbed at, because the lineup includes Paul McCartney, the Who, Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones. Now, I'm sure there's going to be plenty of nurses and doctors on hand. But it would be great to see these bands. There's no question, even if you have to roll them out in the wheelchairs, which you may have to do with some of them. But this is what's fascinating to me. All right. Ronnie Wood, 69 years old.

His wife, 38 years old, just had... Twins. Now, Ronnie has four adult kids from previous two marriages. That's fantastic. Now, I am, I mean, I had kids when I was, you know, close to 80 as well. I know how difficult it is because now you look back and you go, I just want to sit in my wheelchair and be left alone. And you can't.

You can't. Now, fortunately for a person of Mr. Wood's stature, he can afford to have someone go play with his kids while he takes a nap in the wheelchair. That having been said on immortality, Mick Jagger, another bandmate of the Rolling Stones, expecting his eighth child at the age of 72. And he's now of 73 or he will be 73 when the baby is. born. Now the Stones Jagger's girlfriend is 29. God love him. I think Mick,

I think the Rolling Stones are now, I mean, they are running neck and neck with Hugh Hefter as being heroes of mine. They are. Eighth child. Eighth child. Now, Mick is already a great grandfather. His seven children from four different women

range from 45 to 17 years of age. I mean, that is amazing. And it was an accident. It wasn't planned. And so Mick is like, hey, you know, we're not. It's with ballerina, Melanie Hammerick, and look. Look, you know, she's great and everything. But we're not moving in with her.

anything we're not going to get married or anything I'm busy yeah I mean she can she can hang out for a while and go be pregnant and have the kid and all but uh yeah no I can't we can't have anything to do that no I'm not kidding I don't I don't want to live with her I don't oh no I can't I can't have the kind of to live. I don't want to live with her. I don't want to live with them. Look, I'll give you some cash. And if you want, you can, if you want, I know you live in New York now, you can come on out and, you know, I'll get you a place in L.A. Because I like hanging out in L.A. more than I do, London. I'm not around a lot. But when I am, I'm in L.A. and you can

you know you can get a place and hang out and maybe I'll stop by you know and I'll stop by and say hello now Mick whose girlfriend did I mention she was 29 his oldest daughter second daughter

Jade is 44 his older daughter caris is 45 So did I mention that? I think it's neck and neck. I think it's neck and neck. The Stones or Hugh Heffner could be my new heroes.

And did I also mention that scientists believe that the person who's going to be a thousand years old has already been born? This is the Jeff Fisher Show On the Blaze Radio Network This is the Jeff Fisher Show We need to Start worrying about what kind of world We're going to leave for Keith Richards Think about it

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And then after the debate, he'll have Dr. Thompson and Chris Salcedo give you some post-debate coverage on the Blaze Radio Network until midnight. So pre-and-post debate coverage on the Blaze Radio Network, Sunday night. I mean, how much more do I have to give? How much more do I have to give? Now, those of you I talked to last week about my gift. from Walking Dead. It has not arrived yet.

And I would just like to say Walking Dead AMC. WTF. Okay. WTF. Now they did send me an email saying, Hey, Jeff, we're sorry. Look, there was some packaging delays. And so it'll be there next week.

We're going to say by Thursday because Florida hurricane weather may delay it, but probably earlier. And listen, thanks. Hope it's not a problem. Let's see. You're sending me a free gift, and I'm going to be pissed because it's not here earlier than what you'd say. You know, it's okay. Hey, look, walking in, I got you.

It's no problem, okay? I forgive you for being late. I do. I forgive you. It's already gone. Now, the box that was shipped and sitting on my desk last week that we talked about, And, you know, I shook it a little bit. I realized after the show, I look at my one email account,

jeffey at glenbeck.com, J-E-F-F-F-Y at glenbeck.com. And there's an email there from the guy who sent me this package saying that sounds like the package. I sent you. And so I kind of know what's in that package, but I don't want to open it. I mean, I want to open it bad. There's no question about that. I want to open it. I want nothing more than to open it.

But I'm going to save it and open it as a Facebook live presentation on the Blaze, the Blaze Facebook page, because I want to open that and I want to open the Walking Dead AMC gift. And, you know, we've got the, you know, the Fear of the Walking Dead podcast is up at the Blaze. com slash radio, Jeff Fisher Show. but the Walking Dead starts on the 23rd of this month. I'm excited. I kind of think I know what they're going to do. We'll cover that in a pre-talking Walking Dead podcast.

All you have to do is subscribe to the Jeff Fisher Radio show on Theblaze.com slash radio. So when a new podcast goes up, boop, you get alerted. Yeah. And you go over to the Blaze Facebook page and like it or thumb up it. And when we go live to open the gift, boop, you'll be alerted. I mean, again, I ask, what more can I do? What more can I do? I know. I know. I know. It seems like nothing. It seems like nothing yet. I know that many of you

will say there has to be more. I do have some news here that's very, very sad. Very, very sad. Some on Denzel, Washington and Aretha Franklin. Very sad news.

On Danzel, I've got to open it up here. Why won't it open? Come on. Bring it over here. Let's open, let's click. Let's bring up the page. Denzel Washington takes a plea deal. He strangled Aretha Franklin. I know. I know.

You didn't even hear about it, did you? Well, it happened. It happened. Now, I will say that Denzel, Washington, and Aretha Franklin are not the Aretha Franklin and the Danzel Washington you're thinking of? They are not related and they are just named after those people in New York. So, woo, man. Because when I first saw that headline, I got a little nervous.

I like Denzel. Okay, I like a reference. The Jeff Fisher Show. That it is. Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. Coming up immediately following this broadcast is Lawrence Jones. and then Mike Slater and Joe Pags,

all on the Blaze Radio Network for your Saturday. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff E.MRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram at Jeffie MRA. Chuck in Florida.com joins me right now on the broadcast, and I know we'll get to a little bit of the serious hurricane coverage. I know you're closer to the West Coast than the East Coast. But before we do that, Chuck in Florida.com, what do you got for me today? Oh, we have some fun stuff today.

I mean, as far as hurricane damage goes, as you mentioned, we'll get to the more serious stuff later. But there are some awesome pictures coming out of this storm that I found some on Reddit that are just really amusing. Like a sign eats a Florida man. There's a big sign in the water. And apparently there were people very frightened by it. I bet. One of my favorites is this guy, these dumb idiots that get out there. and try to surf in these storms.

Have you seen the kite surfers where these guys hold these massive kites? Yeah. Yeah, there's one out on Daytona Beach where the kite surfer just, he hits it and nails it. And then we've got some advice from Vanilla Ice, who now lives in South Florida. Oh, good. Good, because I don't think I could go a day without vanilla ice giving me some advice. Yeah, yeah. And you're really going to want to pay attention to this because the Florida Democrats had something to

say about it as well. What is the advice? Tell me, why does the Illinois Ice want me to do? Ice, ice baby. Here we go. Florida Democrats are a little concerned about vanilla ice who tweeted out that

this hurricane is serious and it's coming right at me. But I'm going to write out the storm and I'll keep you updated. And so he posts this on Twitter. And Florida Dems says we advise listening to your local officials and not at Vanilla Ice. If you're in an evacuation zone, you should leave now.

Hashtag Hurricane Matthew. That was good. That was good. It's good advice all the way around. I think if you're going to ride out the storm and hunker down is one of my least favorite phrases ever used in the news. And I'm not exactly sure why, but I can't define hunker. You know, I've done all kinds of different preparations, but I've never had to prepare

a hunker. I personally have. I've seen you hunkered in a parking shelter in Tampa, yeah. I have, I do know exactly what hunker is. I have hunkered and I plan on hunkering again. It sounds like some sort of a roast beef sandwich from the West Coast or something, you know? Again, I have hunkered and I plan on hunkering again. I plan on hunkering as much as I can.

All right. The favorite quotes from this Twitter feed, though, There's a couple more where you've got people that are out there like Bradley Beer who says on the comment line, please never have any more children. And then at Vanilla Ice from Parker Fritz says at Vanel Ice, stop, evacuate and listen to Florida Dems. Thank you. Thank you. You know it had to be in there somewhere. Absolutely.

Agonizing. All right. Yeah. I mean, you know, the Florida. The Florida kite guy, the Florida point break dude out here on the east coast. This is right as the hurricane is skirting by. So a majority of the winds are already out and they're past the coast. And he's out there kite surfing thinking this is going to be one heck of a cool deal.

And he takes off from one of these waves. It's about a 10 foot wave. He hits the top of it with the kite. And that son of a gun goes about 40 feet in the air. I've never seen anything like it all. I thought it was like, you know, Wizard of Oz time all over again. This dude was gone. And then he just came down and stuck the landing like nothing happened, you know.

So he did stick it and it was really, really good. I like that. That's good because I was hoping that he would just fly away. I was expecting that myself. I'm thinking, yeah, he's 30 miles off the coast before we know it, you know. But no, he came down right about, oh, maybe 200 yards from where he started. and he was airborne for a good 45 seconds. I've never seen anything like that.

It was amazing. Nice. All right. So you're on the west coast of Florida. Obviously, I'm aware of that. But for the listeners, Chuck in Florida. Resides on the west coast of Florida. Did you have any damage at all?

I mean, I've been there. I know the answers to these questions, Chuck, but obviously the listeners don't. The listeners don't. Florida is a weird state. You could live in one zone your whole life and just get hammered and battered by storms. And then there is this magical, invisible dome that covers Tampa Bay in the Bay Area.

And it has just amazingly, amazingly, in the last 34 or five years I've lived here, it is just completely sheltered the Bay Area from any of these massive storms. In fact, even the smaller ones tend to go right around. And they can't explain why. We haven't had a major hurricane hit the Bay Area since 1921. Well, I believe I know why, but that's okay. Yeah, well, you can ask me if you like. You mentioned that in 1985.

That was one of my first years here. I think I was only a couple of years in Florida. Elaine was on a Memorial Day weekend and it battered the coast from Clearwater. It set out there for three days and just came in and out and in and out and just kept whipping and whipping the coastline. But it never did make landfall. We didn't have much more than a little bit of wind damage and, you know, some erosion. And that was it. And I bought a Mazda RX.

You're right. It's like you manage to get a car out of the deal. That's pretty good. I love that. I love that car. That RX7 made it through Elena. I was good. One of the reasons, some of the scientific data on that believe and Charlie proved that theory is that when Charlie was coming up the coast, you saw where it cut short.

Right. South of Tampa Bay. and his belief is that that shelf in Tampa Bay is too low, it's too shallow. It's very shallow there, yeah. So when the hurricanes are coming up the coast, it's like, they can't get any strength from it. They can't do anything from it, so they either go around or they cut short. Storms love the hot, deeper water. Correct.

Anytime, yeah, it can stay in that trough, as they call it, it'll build up strength. So it tends to follow that like a guiding pose. That's correct. And so his belief is that, because, you know, Because that shelf around Tampa Bay is so shallow, we won't get one there. Yeah, they're having problems with the cruise ships around here because the cruise terminals can't get the really, really big cruise boats out into the Gulf from the Bay Area because it's so shallow. They don't have enough bridge there. Isn't that horrible?

I know. That's too bad. I feel sorry for them. Well, maybe if they would stop building. Yes, exactly. I mean, they're, they're like skyscrapers laying sideways now on the water. They sure are. Stupid large these are.

They are like countries. I stop it. Stop it. I think Rhode Island is smaller than most of them right now. I absolutely believe that to be true. I saw one of the newer ones, man. I could not. I was like, there's not a chance I'm getting on that thing.

You cut the Trump Tower off. You lay it in the water. And there you go. There's your cruise ship, you know? So I got to say that the West Coast did sustain a pretty decent hit. But it was amazing. If there's ever good news to come out of these storms, it's that once again, we skirted the major damage.

And a lot of the points of, you know, where it would have landed were major population areas like Miami and West Palm. They were hugely expensive, well-developed, lots of, you know, property that could have just been devastated. And it stayed off the coast there and just went north where, again, the water was deeper and warmer. But, you know, there wasn't as many people and much less. damage there was erosion under some of A1A. So, you know, lots of the section of the highway there has fallen off into the water, unfortunately. Yeah, but, but, you know, for the most part, even at Jacksonville, again, the eye of the storm headed directly for Jacksonville. And it veers off to the west a little, or I'm sorry, to the east a little more and managed to miss.

It was 100 miles off the coast by the time it hit Jacksonville. So, you know, your wind damage is about 80 miles an hour, and that's a good tropical storm on any summer. I believe that the undocumented weatherman Jeff Fisher said that a wobble to the east or a wobble to the west makes all the difference. And in this case, a wobble to the east proved positive to Florida. Chuck in Florida.com. Thanks, man. I'll talk to you later. Stay weird, Jeffrey.

Thank you. All right. So I also wanted to, I saw a report, you know, amazingly Chuck doesn't want to report, you know, he reports the weird stuff from Florida. But he forgets the horrible things, just like him. Just like Chuck in Florida.com. I see where a massive brawl broke out in a Chuckie cheese in Miami's Kendall Village. And I watched the video, it's pathetic. And now it's been a long time since I've been in a Chuckie Cheese.

I have been a minor fan of Chuckie Cheese over the years. Don't look at me like that. I've had their pizza, and I, you know, I ate their little trinkets of food there. Don't look at me like that. Some of you, stop it. But you know you took your kids there to play around and watch the rat dance. You know you did. So don't look at me like it was some big surprise.

But I will say, one thing I like about chunky cheese is that you go there and each kid gets this little stamp that matches yours and no kid can leave and you play your little games and you get your bag full of. your bag full of tickets and you go up and you get your, you know, box full of trinkets from the counter and you pay a million dollars and you go home and the kid was happy for his birthday, right? I mean, that's what Chuckie Cheese is. You get those little trinkets and it only cost a million dollars. However, this brawl in Chuckie Cheese, and I'm not really sure what it was over, but it started and the whole thing went to hell. You parents all

All Need help Why in the world You would go to Chuck your Cheese And get into a big bra like that Over whatever it was I don't care if it was over a ticket That fell on the floor

That you picked up And it belonged to somebody else's kid That's agonizing And it's pathetic And I mean I Actually I feel the same way over The ones that are at

You know Whatever restaurant they're in You see those brawls, it's pathetic. People can't be civil to the world. But now, Chuckie Cheese, come on. Come on. Those little kids running around, you're going to be boneheads and start a big brawl in Chuckie Cheese. You all deserve to be brawled.

You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network, Fisher. Yes, I'm ready. I'm listening. Okay. So during the break, I decide, during the break, during the commercial timeout, I decide to go to my Twitter feed. And I see, oh, the White House just posted the weekly address from the president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama.

This man is delusional. I mean, he is absolutely delusional. And I'll just, the headline of the tweet from at White House, we turned a recession into a record streak of job growth. The title of the weekly address is continuing to strengthen the middle class. And he has goes through. I'm about two minutes in to his three minute address, which is riveting. there are absolutely so many stats in this thing that they cannot be true. I mean, they do not have time to follow through on every one of these stats today.

But he is absolutely delusional. I may play it for you next hour just to prove his delusions, but it's absolutely agonizing. Just agonizing. Now, Halloween is almost here. and thank God that we've got some costumes that we can complain about and make sure that people don't dress like they want to because it's damn racist, okay? So Disney pulled their costume of Moana, you know,

the one character that Rock plays in the new movie? We sincerely apologize. guys. When looking for Halloween costume, a good rule of thumb is to find something that stands out, comfortable, it doesn't involve wearing the skin of other people's cultures in a shockingly literal way. Disney messed up on that. With a costume based on the Rock's character, the demigod from Maui, wearers in a mock version of his tattooed legs and torso after an outcry from parents

and other concerned reasonable humans. Is that right? Is that what it was? It was concerned reasonable humans. Stop it. Pop it. So you can't find that. If you've got that costume, that's world class right there.

World class, because you're not going to be able to get it anymore because you're wearing someone else's skin. I don't want you to be a Scotsman. I don't want you to be anything for Halloween. As a matter of fact, there should not even be a Halloween. And the other costume that's been pulled now is the tranny-granny costume. Oh, no. Oh, no. The tranny-granny costume has been pulled?

Yes, it has been pulled. Now, to be fair, in the picture, the tranny-granny has a cigarette and a broom and stockings on, those are not part of the costume. But you will get the dress. You will get the, you will get the, you will get the, you will get the, the, the butt push outer. I forget what it's called now. It's called a butt pushouter.

And you will, it's a butt booster, but I prefer the butt pushouter. And you will get the cap, but you're not going to be able to find it. And don't you dare. Don't you dare! Wear a dress from your wife's closet and call yourself the tranny-granny. How dare you? It was a success. Begin life force reboot.

program now. Stand clear. Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it. 888-9033 is the phone number. If you'd like to participate, you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA.

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Prior to my broadcast on the Blaze Radio Network Saturday's 9 to noon, you have Michael Pelka 6 to 9. Starting your Saturday morning right off into a fine, fine ride. Yeah. All right, so I have got

stack up. stuff, stack of stuff to get to. And yet I made the mistake of going to Twitter. I love Twitter. One of my favorite social media things. There's other social media I do that I don't like to talk about. But I love Twitter. Now, let me say this.

I shouldn't have done that. Because I started scrolling through my timeline and I found the president of the United States. and he was giving his Saturday address. This little Saturday, ugh, you take it. And so I thought, let's hear what Barack is saying. I mean, Mr. President, President Obama is saying. And he is delusional.

Now, I'm going to play it for you. And then sometime, either next week or during the week on the Glenn Beck program, And we're going to break this thing out. Because his facts drive me insane. Here's two pieces of good advice. Number one, switch to guycote.

So, that's my computer, by the way, because what I was doing is listening to the president and I shouldn't have. And now I was looking at another story and, of course, the pop-up ad starts playing. That's okay. If it was the president's video that had the pop-up ad, I might say, good. I can stop listening now. But no. No, it wasn't.

the president, the president at White House doesn't have a pop-up ad, does it? No, I have to continue to listen. So I'm going to see if I can get through the three minutes. Let's see if you and I together can get through the three minutes of the president's weekly Saturday address. I just want you to take what he's telling you in because you know, in your heart, in your soul, in every ounce of being in you. It is not the truth. All right, go ahead. Hi, everybody.

Eight years ago, we were in the early stages of what would become the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes. Under your presence. It was a scary time. We didn't even know where the bottom would be. But thanks to your hard work and your determination and some smart decisions we made,

Today is a different story. We turned a recession into a record streak of job growth, creating more than 15 million new private sector jobs and cutting the unemployment rate in half. Getting wages to rise again was a harder task. Even before the recession, working Americans faced decades of slow wage growth. Between 1980 and 2007, real wages barely grew each year. But because the policies we've put in place are working,

Working families are finally seeing their wages and incomes rise to. Since 2012, wages have grown around 20 times faster than they did over the almost three decades between 1980 and 2007. Last year, folks' typical household income rose by $2,800. That's the single biggest increase on record. Across every race and age group in America, incomes rose and poverty rates, fell. We lifted 3.5 million people out of poverty, the largest one-year drop in the poverty rate since 1968. What's more lower and middle-income families saw the biggest boost in incomes, in part because 18 states and the district, as well as more than 50 communities, have given

millions of Americans a raise by raising the minimum wage. And states that have raised their minimum wage have seen stronger earnings growth in low-wage jobs compared to states that that have not. Strengthening benefits at work helps too. Last week, for example, I took action to make sure up to one million more workers can earn seven days of paid sick leave on the job. We're also helping states expand opportunities for workers to save for retirement. But there's a lot more we should do to strengthen the middle class and help more Americans

get ahead. Yes, there is. Making child care more affordable, for example. Making sure women earn equal pay for equal work. They do. Guaranteeing paid family and sick leave, increasing the federal minimum wage, preparing workers for the jobs of the future, and closing tax loopholes that benefit just the wealthy and big corporations. You're going to do that any time.

And we just need a Congress that cares about these issues, one that will finally put politics aside and act on these common sense ideas. That's how we build on the progress we've made over these past eight years and achieve one thing we should all agree on, securing a brighter, future for all of our children. Thanks, everybody, and have a great weekend. Oh, my gosh. It's a freaking guy. It was nice of them to say a prayer for all the people affected by the storm. Oh, that's right.

He had a little press conference calling it a disaster so that he could, you know, unload some government money and disaster relief funds to the states in need, which was nice of them. but no climate change dog weird this freaking guy I don't even know why I did it I do know you know why I did that

because I was watching a video on the storm on Hurricane Matthew and I hadn't finished my Mepa fast strawberry yogurt bar so I thought hey I'll see if I could make it through the Hurricane Matthew video watching the video from CNN, which I love their graphics, by the way. And I'll eat my strawberry yogurt bar, and I'll see if I can make it through the president's weekly address. I did make it through, but only because I wanted to get through my strawberry yogurt bar from MetaFest,

which was outstanding, by the way. Outstanding. Now, for you that we're sitting at home going, please stop it. Please stop it. Please, please, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, please, please. I apologize. I'm sorry. But, I mean, we'll break that down. It's just, it's fascinating to me how he's so delusional after eight years.

But I guess, you know, nothing has really changed, has it? No. All right. So on this program, we've talked quite a bit about what's changing in media and what's, you know, what's happening. Of course, you've got California saying they're going to start taxing Netflix. So they want to, you know, hey, we need to start taxing Netflix. Uh-huh, that'd be great. That's what we need to do.

Right. Well, a tax will help that. That's what it'll be good. So city officials in L.A. for sure. And city officials in Pasadena. Have been mulling an existing cable TV tax to tax those subscribe to platforms like Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu in an effort to generate more revenue. Really? Huh. Huh. Pennsylvania has done that already. Beech it to the punch. Pennsylvania? 6% sales tax in August and last July. Chicago introduced a 9% amusement tax on cloud services.

So you're way behind the eight ball. wouldn't want you to be able to not get any tax money out of Netflix. Oh, wait, you're already getting tax money from us. Why would you want tax money on Netflix? Netflix is being handled through the line. No, never mind. It's just you just want more free money. I got it.

So Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, talked about how theater chains are strangling the movie business and killing innovation. Speaking at the New Yorker's Tech Fest, event on Friday. Movie theaters are strangling the movie business. There's been no innovation in the movie business for the last 50 years. He accused the theaters of having an ogilale of

the studios are powerless to stop them. He called it an olgapali, an oligopoly, an oligopoly. An oligopoly. All right, I got to look that up. Look that up, John. What do I have? Opelka all of a sudden. O-L-I-G-O-P-O-L-Y. Oligopoly.

Ologoply. I want to know what it means. I mean, I'm sure. It's an oligarch and monopoly put together. I got it. And play it for me when you get it. Theater owners have so much power than... Oligopoly.

Oligopoly. Olegopoli. All right. What's the meaning? Read it out loud on the air. Read it out loud on the air. Oligopoly. Oligopoly.

Oligopoly. I'm going to keep saying it until he finds the definition and reads it on the air. Oligopoly. Oligopoly. I can't read from across the room because I don't have glasses. Stand by. Let me see here. I don't need you to fill time.

I just want you to tell me this. The market condition. that exists when there are few sellers as a result which they can greatly influence price. That's it. Olegopoly. Olegopoly. I'm sorry, I thought I was on the air. Yeah, you are.

A state of limited competition in which the market is shared by a small number of producers or sellers. Okay. See how easy that was? Oligopoly. I mean, that's pretty much absolutely what you said, but in different words. Thank you.

Olegapoli. There's something that Netflix knows a little something about. The major theater chains have taken a definitive stand against Netflix movies due to their strategy of releasing them simultaneously online. Yeah, they're pissed. Now, we've talked about this at length. of what, how the cable, look, the theaters are dying on the vine.

Now, he claims, which I think is actually wrong, he claims that there has been no innovation in the theater business. And he's got a deal starting up next year with IPIC theaters in Los Angeles and New York City and the company is going to have the option of showing them in other locations as well. But Netflix is going to release its original movies in theaters the same day they appear on the streaming service, right? Now, he claims that the theaters have not really, you know, there's been no innovation. I kind of disagree with that. I mean, they're still trying to hold on with the same old game plan.

But there has been a little bit of innovation as far as, you know, the theaters that you can come in, you can reserve a seat, you get food, you get weighted on. And so there's been some innovation to try to at least bring people in. and so it's more like home in parentheses. I mean, they are trying to do that. I would say that that innovation, and Reed Hastings could be the one that puts a fire under their butts to do this, oligapoli, is that why not give, let's say the theaters, look, you're dying on the vine, you know you're dying on the vine.

You get new releases for a week. No question. Nothing for a week. Maybe two. Maybe two weeks on the outside. 14 days. 14 days. Do what you can with those new releases in 14 days.

Then it goes to pay-per-view. And pay-per-view can charge you, you know, double or triple, whatever the theater is charging. and you're good. So I'm willing to, if I don't want to go to the theater and watch a new release in the first 14 days, I can watch it at home for double the money I would pay at the theater. Personally, I'm willing to do that. I'm willing to do it in the beginning.

You want to watch theaters die. Do that now. Paperview it at the very beginning, Please do the theaters. Go to the theaters and watch it for $10 or $12 or $15 or whatever, $8, whatever it costs you to get in the theaters. But on pay-per-view, you can watch it at home for $39.99. Or $49.99.

Whatever you want to charge. I don't care. Yes, please. Yes, please. And then you can make the deal with Netflix. You can make the deal with Netflix. We're going to release it. and that's what they're doing with the Ipics

and the Netflix can stream it themselves. I mean, I don't see why. I mean, it's dumb for the theaters not to release a Netflix film in their theaters, new release, and be pissed at Netflix is putting it on their streaming service as well. I mean, that's just dumb.

We want more choices, not less, movie theaters, More choices, not less. You know you're dying on the vine. Adapt. I will give Reed Hastings that. Oligopoly. You're dying on the vine.

What was that? Oligopoly. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the police radio network. Oligoply. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. Hurricane Matthew has made landfall in South Carolina as a category one. It's made landfall near McClellanville, South Carolina. That's between Charleston and Myrtle Beach.

This has been reported by the National Hurricane Center. The maximum sustained winds are 75 miles an hour. It was about 55 miles south of Myrtle Beach moving northeast at 12 miles hour. But all the models still have it going up the coast and then swinging back out into the Atlantic and back around toward the Bahamas and Florida again. However, by the time it gets to that point, it's going to be very, very weak tropical storm. There's also another hurricane in the Atlantic out there that's pushing it back around, which will tear about some of those higher winds as well. So more, I mean, they're going to have tremendous amounts of flooding in South Carolina and North Carolina,

and it is not going to be pretty. Mercury 1.org slash hurricane Matthew. Mark, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. Hey, Jeffrey. Earlier you were talking about the box you got in the mail and another box coming in. The box you already got there, you might need to check on it. because it may contain Schrodinger's cat.

What? Well, Schrodinger was a philosopher-scientist, and the box that the cat was in, if you left it alone, the cat stayed alive. Right. But the cat, at the same time, simultaneously, could be dead. Right. Now, if you open the lid,

a gas is released, guarantee you it will kill the cat contained in the box. Oh, no. Yes. So by leaving the box closed... Okay, thank you, Mark. So by leaving the box closed, I'm keeping the cat alive. Crap, we can't have that. I've got to open this thing right now.

Can't have a live cat in there. Have it to bid. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze. Radio Network. Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. A state of limited competition in which a market is shared by a small number of producers or sellers. Oligopoly.

Thank you. Toby, you are on the broadcast. Welcome to it. Yeah, thanks, Jeff. I just wanted to know your general, not your specific about Trump's comments, but the overall comment where he said, nobody's quote nobody's perfect after these comments come out we knew these comments we're going to come out but you know what i mean i mean nobody's perfect you're like i'm sorry i stole your car but nobody's perfect you know at what point is that not enough i you know i don't know the answer

to that but you're right i mean i'm sorry hey i'm sorry sometimes sorry isn't enough you're right yeah and and also i'm sorry i just wanted no go ahead i want to My other question was, when are you going to come out with your book? I raised a patriot. The Jeff Fisher Road to Perfect Parenting. I freaking love that. I just fell in love with you. I did.

That is a tremendous million-dollar idea, at least probably, you know, worth a couple of bucks idea anyway. Thank you very much, Toby. I appreciate it. He's right, as far as that goes. when is sorry not enough. I mean, okay, so he, you know, yeah, yeah, I said it. I said it, you know, but let's look at how bad Hillary is and Bill Clinton and they're terrible too. Right, we know.

We know. But so are you. And, you know, sorry. Didn't mean to back over your kid's foot in the driveway. See you later. I mean, sometimes sorry, he just isn't enough. And, I mean, that's just the way it goes. And we'll see.

We'll see if this is enough. Look, is he talking like the 12-year-old douche that he is? Absolutely. Is he trying to be a guy, you know, Mr. regular guy on a bus with his Mr. TV star? Of course he is. That's who he is. You heard him on stern. You heard him hear him on the bus.

That's who he is. He's a 12-year-old douche trying to. I'm thinking this is the way guys talk. And some guys do. And some guys have. And we all have talked, you know, rough from time to time. And I say rough by meaning that, you know, you talk that way, but you don't mean it. You're trying to be funny.

There's a difference between trying to be funny and trying to be like you're a 12-year-old douche. And this is how guys talk and this is how I'm going to talk. Ugh. It's agonizing. agonizing. And I'm sure Lawrence coming up after me will have a few words to say about Mr. Trump and his bus ride and his apology. So you can stick around for that. I know he was already looking forward to playing the audio. I did not play the audio of the bus ride because I can have more fun just pretending I'm a 12-year-old douche than just listening to Donald because I'm sick of hearing him too. I don't know who I'm sick of hearing more. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, or Donald Trump? I can't decide. Because every time I hear from them, it takes about two words in.

I'm already sick of hearing what they're saying. I don't even want to hear what they say. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. Because most of what they're telling me is a lie. They know it's a lie. They know I know it's a lie, but I'm supposed to be okay with it. Maybe they don't know that I know it's a lie.

Maybe they think that, I know it's a lie. and the other people around me know it's a lie, but maybe the people out there don't know it's a lie, so I'm just going to continue to say it, and somebody will believe it, and they're right. Somebody does believe it. And they just keep hammering at home. They just keep hammering at home.

The debate should be interesting Sunday, tomorrow night. Should be interesting. Now, Doc Thompson and Chris El Sato will have a pre-debatte conversation on the Blaze Radio Network, and then a post-debat debate conversation on the Blaze Radio Network, up until midnight so you can join in. Watch the debate and then get a hold to Doc and Chris El Sato and tell them what you thought. And listen to their advantage.

I found it fascinating watching the vice presidential debate. I didn't know as much about Kane as Doc Thompson did. And Doc actually lived in Virginia when he was governor. And it was fascinating to learn a little bit from Doc about Tim Kane and then watch the debate. and realize he is just a bad guy too. I hadn't heard him really speak before very much, very often. And I saw him with his acceptance, Hey, Hillary, thanks for making me vice president speech down in Florida.

And I thought he was good. I thought he was good there. He looked good. He sounded good. He was happy. He was upbeat. But up close and down personal, bad guy. Real bad guy.

And then, you know, he's up against Pence, who is, you know, the All-American TV Transformers. a president, a guy on TV that could be play the president. But yeah, you know, I like Mike Pence and everything. But when it all comes down to it, I found myself saying, yeah, man, I like what Mike Pence is saying. And then I remembered he was saying it for Donald the Duesstrom. And that hurts.

I mean, it's like, okay, if you're selling out for that now, what are you going to do later? What are you going to do later if you're selling out for that now? It just this presidential election has been, continues to be, and will forever be absolutely unbelievable. What has happened. And what's going to happen? I mean, if you think that it's all going to go away and be better after the election. Man, oh man, do I have news for you?

Do I have news for you? All right. That's it. I can't take it anymore. Thank you. Let's talk about the future a little bit, shall we? The real future. The real future.

With robots and invisible TV screens. Yeah, that's right. At the Consumer Electronics Show, Panasonic, revealed the invisible TV prototype O-L-E-D screens turns into transparent glass with not in use. It is cool. I want one right now.

It is really cool. It looks like a glass pane in a sliding door, but you push the button, poop, television screen. Boop, boop, boop. Shuts off, invisible. Poop. Really cool. I want one.

I want one. The other thing that was unveiled at the electronic show. Yeah, that's correct. The rollable 18-inch TV screen. Come on now. Who doesn't want that? Roll it, put it in your pocket. Roll it up.

Really, really cool. Now, they're hoping to get that on phones and stuff. When are they going to start two shows now on television? Which ones? The one show, second chance, which I believe season two is coming around probably in another thousand years. But season one was really good. If you haven't had an opportunity to watch it, you can catch it. It's up on Hulu.

Second Chance, it's called. But in that show, the people who are portrayed as the head of the great almighty search engine company. I forget what they call themselves on the show, but they're supposed to be, you know, Google. They have an invisible, like a clear phone, just a piece of glass phone. I want one. And there's a new show now. There's another show that has one that has the glass phones. When do we get those?

When do we get those? Okay. Set it down. It's just a piece of glass. Pick it up. There's your apps, phone, everything. We know that we can do that, right? We see the glass that you can put in houses and homes and stuff that for the glass screens.

I want it as a phone. Come on now. Why don't I have that? Why? I need to have that right freaking now. Another thing that's happening. Right? City and Live Nation launching virtual reality concerts.

I'm telling you, the future is bright for that, right? I mean, that's what they're doing. I want to push the boundaries, the technology evolves. But virtual reality concerts. slap the glasses on, you're going to be at the show. And that's kind of what Hastings was talking about from Netflix on the theaters not really introducing anything new, being that oligopoly that they are.

How do you say the word again? Oligopoly. Yeah. That's what they are, according to Hastings. That's what the theater people are. No question about that. Now, one of the coolest things. that was set up.

Of course, I saw a story also, before I tell you the coolest thing that happened, what's coming, and it's actually a million-dollar idea, and I want to open one here in the United States of America, and I may be the one to open it. You may see a grand opening in Dallas, Texas. Before I tell you that story, in New York, they had the kiosks that were Link, NYC, and so they had them set up, they got them set up around the city, and you can plug it in, you can search the internet,

you can charge your phones, and you do all you want there, right? Okay, and you were, and they had 400 internet kiosk installed around the city. Okay. Oh my gosh, big surprise. People just plugged in, and that's where they watched the internet, and they stayed there and watched porn, and they just lived there at the internet connection kiosk.

What? People aren't just stopping by for a few minutes. to charge their phone and check their email and move on? You mean other guys are just coming by and using the internet for porn and hanging out on the street by themselves? No. I won't hear of it. Well, they can't anymore now because we've just going to head and cut the internet browsing

from that heosk. Yeah, you can come by and plug, charge your phone up, but there's not going to be any internet surfing. We're tired of, you can watch the porn somewhere else, please. It's agonizing. Now, the British entrepreneur. that opened the sex cafe in Switzerland. Remember?

Remember, coffee and a personal experience with the female waitress under the table? Okay. In London, he's opening one with robots. Sex with a robot and a cappuccino, 100 bucks, out the door. Huh? Come on now. That has to happen in the United States of America. Has to have. It's happening in London and not in America. Are you kidding me? Sex robot will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person's need. Huh? You have the regular customers come back. Yes, I'd like Monica programmed to the last one we talked about. The cafe will also sell pastries, of course. That's a good way to start the morning. Eight different robots dressed for a number of characters will be employed.

uniforms are going to be worn, nurse, police, student, secretary. A bawdy businessman plans come on hot on the heels of the Sex Dalzar, Matt McMullen's plans to create sex bots as real humans with a pulse. Yeah, they already have that. I mean, they've set up the electronic heart, and it heats up, and it warms, and it beats in the, in the robot. So it's all, you know, it feels humanish. But, I mean, do you really need to have it feel humanish? You know, you stop by, you wake up, you're a little tired, you stop by. Get a French vanilla cappuccino.

Monica, the robot under the table. That's time to go to work. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. A state of limited competition in which a market is shared by a small number of producers or sellers. Oligopoly. Oh. Oh, Ligapoli.

Hurricane Matthew has made landfall in South Carolina, but it's still raging up the east coast of the United States of America. It's sustained winds now 75 miles an hour. It's still a category one. Still flooding and damaging, still going on. All indications are that it's going to head up the coast and then skirt back out into the Atlantic and circle back around, back around toward the Bahamas and Florida.

by the time it gets back around there, it'll be a minor tropical storm. I guess it could re-energize itself back into a hurricane, although those waters, there's another hurricane out there already that'll be chopping up the top high-level winds, and it's already gotten done chopping up those whole waters for strength. So doubtful that he'll restrengthen, but it's very possible, very possible. So those of all of you that have been in the path and are upcoming in the path our prayers are with you and remember that

Mercury 1.org Mercury 1.org You can go there and help in any way you can. We have responders on the ground heading out there as we talked to Reverend Ron Davidson earlier earlier this morning and they are ready to go.

So mercury1.org. Just a reminder, a quick little joke to take with you this weekend, okay? Kindergarten class goes on a field trip to the police, station and they saw the pictures tacked up on the bulletin board and said the 10 most wanted. And one of the kindergartners pointed at the picture and asked, is that really a photo of a wanted person?

Yes, said the policeman. The detectives want him very badly. The little Sammy looked at the police officer and shook his head and said, Mr. Police officer, why didn't you keep them when you took their picture? Have a great week. Thanks for going along for the ride. standing by. And don't forget, no one told you yet.

You look great today. I mean that. You look fantastic, even though you probably shouldn't wear that all day. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.