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Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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But his attorney yesterday Talked to the press As he was leaving the leaving Diddy And had this to say And it's about almost 3 o'clock now I've been with him since 8 o'clock this morning And it's about almost 3 o'clock now He's just laser focused.

Is he? He's engaged. He's helpful. I would say no to that before we finish what he has to say. I mean, it's only 46 seconds long, the clip. But if Diddy was doing the amount of drugs that we were told he was doing in the one lawsuit, he's going through some serious detox right now, my friends. Anyway, back to the attorney, Mark Agnifilo.

Uh-huh. I don't know. How do you explain it? How do you explain it? That would be my answer. And walk away. I don't know. How do you explain it? Reporter? And then walk away. But Mark didn't do that. Okay. Thank you. This is consensual adults. Doremo, consensual adults too. Oh, oh, okay. Easy Mark. My attorney, no. How about you just the better answer would have been? I don't know. We'll have to deal with that. if it arrives in court. Thanks for asking. She shouldn't have thrown Costco out there. I mean, those are jokes that everyone was making. Well, Costco did not like the mention from the attorney

and to be affiliated with Diddy. And so they were like, no. No, Costco spokesperson, none of the company's U.S. locations carry baby oil at all. And we have nothing to do with that. We don't know where Did he purchased the bulk oil, but it wasn't from Costco. And don't be putting us, tying us into the Diddy story, okay?

That is awesome. You know, Costco's right around the corner from all those houses. Yeah, we don't sell the baby oil. So I don't know where Diddy was getting it, but it wasn't us. And we don't want anything to do with this Diddy case. Okay? That was a good move on Costco's part. Really good move.

But, I mean, now the attorney, that's just, if you have an attorney that's doing that, I would say perhaps you find a different attorney. But maybe Diddy can't. And this is the best you get. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Well, Hurricane Helene. made landfall last night.

Category 4. Big storm. Big storm. And it was, well, I mean, category 4 is a sustained winds of 140 miles an hour. And the gusts are going to be a lot more than that. Plenty of rain. It was a huge storage. I think it was the second largest storm in size that we, you know,

since we've been keeping track in the recent, in the recent memory. And it's doing some. damage now. It's already a tropical storm. It's still over Georgia, the eye wall. What's left of it, but we're getting damage from, you know, damage from, you know, all the Carolinas and Georgia

and Kentucky and Tennessee. And it's, you know, millions of people are without power. It's not pretty. We saw all kinds of footage yesterday of what was happening along the coast of Florida the West Coast. Florida's sun-drenched

West Coast, by the way. and of course my, you know, Tampa Bay was getting, you know, flooded. And I saw a lot of streets. The first reports of flooding were from like, if you're familiar with Tampa, Tampa Bay, Bayshore Boulevard. Bayshore Boulevard, that floods when it, you know, when there's a couple of drops of rain from the sky. So I wasn't, it was like, Bayshore Boulevard is flooded. And I'm like, yeah, it's always flooded. You're not, you're not impressing me with that being flooded because that's always flooded.

But there were, I mean, Davis Island was flooded out. The bridges were all closed. It was terrible. And then you start getting up north of Tampa Bay. And there was some real damage. And, of course, you know, the eyeball came on board. In the armpit, Perry there south of Tallahassee. And then it was moving really fast for a storm.

So it's moving really fast, but it is leaving damage in its path. So if you are without power and you're listening to this, thank you. Appreciate it. I'm glad you had that generator, aren't you? And, you know, if you know someone, just know that when I lived in Florida, anytime this would happen, everybody would try to contact me. You okay?

You okay? You okay? Yes. Yes. Because I hated the warnings. For the most part, I was doing Operation Stormwatch for the mother ship. for the mothership 970 WFLA, which I am aware that they were doing.

So anyway, I hope you're all safe. I don't know. We don't know how many lives were possibly lost, hopefully none. But Governor DeSantis and FEMA had everything ready to rock and roll, had the power companies staged and ready to go, so they will get everything back up and running.

ASAP. It doesn't make it any easier during while it's happening, but it does just know that they're on the way. Okay, well, while we've got this going on on this part of the country, way over there on the other side of the country, you know, Alaska, there is a place called Catmine National Park and Preserve. And Fat Bear Week happens every year. And we're coming up on Fat Bear Week now, starting October 2nd through the 8th.

Now, that also means that yesterday started, the Fat Bear Week Jr. I think that's what they call it, right? It's Fat Bear Week Jr. Yeah, not Fat Bear Week, but Fat Bear Jr. And that's happening right now. So you can go to the website, fatbearweek.org, and vote on who you want to be the, you know,

Fat Bear Junior champion. But Fat Bear Week is so much fun. I'm going to, I will definitely cover Fat Bear Week. I've talked to some of the people at Cat and I before on this show and they are awesome. And they, you know, all the cameras, you can

watch live feeds of all the bears eating and they just, you know, they're just shoving down salmon because they're going to go into hibernation. So that's what they're doing. And they come out of hibernation and they're, you know, skinny old things. They've been rotten away in hibernation and now they're hungry.

And then they just They go to the rivers and they eat salmon, and that's what they do. And they eat as much salmon as they possibly can. And they get fatter and fatter and fatter. Hence, Fat Bear Week. So I will let you know who wins Fat Bear Jr. This weekend because it's, I think it's only a couple of days. They're only doing Fat Bear Jr. a couple days?

Yeah, it is only a couple of days. Wow, I'm getting robbed on Fat Bear Junior Week. This is just a precursor to Fat Bear Week. They only get, well, two days actually. So yesterday, we had 909 Jr. Beat out 806 Jr. On one side of the chart. And then we had 128's spring cub beat out 910 Jr.

Wow. So now today you can go and vote for either 909 Jr. or 128's spring cub. And let's take a look at the picture, shall we? 128 spring. Oh, 909 Jr. 909 Jr. Far and away, running away with this.

I mean, that's just, I'm going to go ahead and vote right now. Let's go ahead. I'm voting for 909 Jr. And if my vote, better count. Put the old 909 Jr. Over the top. I'm telling you that right now. All right.

So then I started looking at it. at the Bears for Fat Bear Week. 32 Chunk, 128 Grazer, 151 Walker, 164 Bucky. I think 164 Bucky is new. 284 Electra. That's new too. 402, 428, 435 Holly. She's won.

I know at least one or two times. 480 Otis, yeah. 747, yes. 747 definitely got a winning tag on him. And 901. So, I mean, these bears, they average like 7 to 900 pounds. They're monsters. They're just monsters.

And it's so much fun to go to the YouTube page of Catmine National Park and watching the bears eat the salmon if you don't have anything else to do. And maybe if you do have something else to do. Like if you're, let's say, you're sitting at home and you're watching, I don't know. I'm just off the top of my head college football. And there's a lot of commercial breaks during college football. And, you know, you're already switching back and forth between games, back and forth between games.

Maybe there's one big game that you really don't want to switch off of. So you leave it there. But during the commercials, just look down at your phone, and you've got the YouTube page pulled up of Catmine National Park. You can watch the Bears eat in the salmon. Just kind of relax. Better than watching Kamala Harris commercials during the football games. I'll tell you that.

So anyway, congratulations to Catmine National Park for coming through with another Fat Bear Week and Fat Bear Junior Days. We need to help that a little bit. And it'll be fun following these bears. The photos of them from beginning to end are incredible. It's amazing the growth they go through. I mean, they just, they come out of hibernation, and they're just wasted away to nothing.

And then they, I mean, they are exploding full of salmon. And ready, you know, after so long, after so much salmon, I mean, it's just, you need. need a nap. No, they're not. No, no, no, we're not cooking them. They don't cook them. What are we talking about? They just eat. And I know I'm not, I'm not saying if you can't, you know, maybe smoke a bowl or two and watch the bears eat the fish. That's possible. It might make it more fun. But, you know, I'm just amazing to me how they expand and get ready for a nap. It's almost like, you know, when you eat a whole bunch of food and then you just lay down to sleep,

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Eric Adams, is being indicted today. He has a five-count indictment against the NYC mayor. I still say, like they've been a arresting some fire chiefs and some ex-police chiefs, and they're going through the whole, you know, Mayor Adams' Rolodex to arrest people. And that's probably why, and I said this,

I don't know, a couple weeks ago or whenever, but that's why the National Guard was in New York. You know, we talked about the National Guard being there, and it was because originally I thought, well, they're there for Trump, the Trump trial, which has been postponed. But they, you know, they were getting ready to throw Trump in jail, and they wanted the National Guard there.

Well, that's obviously not going to happen now. But the National Guard were there. And they also had started, you know, arresting people in the government of New York. And so I thought, well, maybe that's why they have the National Guard there. Also for the, you know, the illegal immigrants or whatever. But, you know, it's interesting that the National Guard was there in the city. And, you know, holding up hotels. And this could be another reason.

if not the reason, that they were going to, you know, they're arresting, they're indicting the mayor of New York City. So the indictment was on sealed yesterday, and it alleges that he secretly, secretly, solicited and accepted freebies and illegal campaign donations from wealthy foreigners, including Turkish officials,

as far back as 2014. Turkey's officials. Isn't that what the congressman? or the senator, what's his face, his wife, took gold bars and stuff from the Turkey people? Yeah, yeah, Menendez. That's what, I mean, he took, or he blamed his wife, took gold bars and made deals with the Turkish government.

What the hell is going on? All right. So apparently there was some building that the New York Fire Department wasn't going to approve. They were going to say, oh, no, you have some, you got some work to do before we, okay, building and the Turkish consular building in the city. Yeah, we need to go ahead to open that up.

The mayor said, yeah, we need to just go ahead and, you know, don't worry about it. Don't worry about the inspection. Just rubber stamp it. Okay, we're good. We got the head of Turkey, and that's a nice guy. The head of, you don't want to cross him. If you've taken money from the Turkey people, you don't want, what's his face, the head of Turkey to be mad at you?

Yeah, Erdogan. You don't want him mad at you. He'll shoot you dead just as soon as look at you. There's no doubt about that. And has in the past. Oh, you didn't like what I'm doing here in this country? Okay, you're dead. I'm just saying that's what I heard, there Taip Erdogan.

You're the elected president of Turkey. Absolutely. So I'm not saying bad things about you, although, you know, I'm going to throw a gold bar my way. I'm all right. Yeah, that's what's going to happen to you if you don't do. After he throws the gold bar at you, you do what they say, period. So in exchange, anyway, may they claim that they say that the mayor pressured the fire department to rubber stamp the building.

So the allegations represent, let's see, he's charged with five counts, bribery wire fraud, conspiracy, two counts of soliciting campaign contributions from foreign nationals. It's a 57 page, 15,000 word indictment. And so the mayor should not have started bad-mouthing the Biden regime about illegal immigration. Because now with these five counts, they are punishable by up to 45 years in prison. I mean, the most serious charge, I guess, is this wire fraud. That comes with maximum 20 years in prison. That stems from allegations that the mayor stole from New York City's matching funds program.

Program is designed to give New Yorkers a greater voice in elections. Uh-huh. And matches donations from city residents with public funds. But it prohibits the U.S. use of straw donations. Okay. The program requires candidates to certify compliance with campaign finance regulations, which is already a nightmare.

It's already, you're already bogging me down with stuff that you're only going to use if you want to get someone. All these politicians are doing this. I would venture to say, obviously I have no proof. I would venture to say that all these politicians are doing this and they could use it against you if they have to. that's exactly what they're doing.

The indictment alleges he not only received illegal campaign contributions, but he then allegedly used eight of those improper donations to apply for matching funds and obtained as much as $2,000 for each illegal contribution. Okay. All right. So I'm already, I don't care. I mean, a couple thousand. It's a two grand contribution.

So, you know, who knows how many, it doesn't say eight. eight of those improper donations to apply. Okay, so eight times two. Eight times two. Eight thousand, no, eight contributions, two thousand each. I mean, that's nothing.

Right, it really isn't. It's nothing. So, let's see, the indictment, does not total the amount of matching funds he allegedly received. Yeah, because it's not that much. They say the mayoral campaign ultimately received more than 10 million in public funds. Yeah, okay, ultimately received 10 million in public funds,

but that's not what he used to match. Anyway, whatever, I'm not his attorney. The bribery is punished by up to 10 years in prison, two counts of soliciting campaign contribution from foreign nationals. That's punishable up to five years in prison. One of the charges is based on allegations in 2021. Finally, there's a conspiracy charge, which is punishable up to five years. The charges, of course, that Mayor Adams denies, and he claims that he is not guilty.

One of my favorite parts of this whole thing, though. Doesn't mean anything. I'm not assuming his guilt. I'm not assuming his innocence. But the investigators. according to the story, uh, executed a search warrant

for all of the mayor's electronic devices. And he didn't have his personal phone with him at the time. Hmm. That's interesting. And, uh, the indictment states he provided it to investigators the next day, pursuant to the subpoena. Oh, I don't have that with me.

Uh, I get that to you. Uh, according to what I read yesterday, and one of the stories talked about them, him knowing that they were going to, come and serve this warrant on November 6 he was given a heads up so i mean this has been going on since then all right so this search warrant happened in November 6 anyway so he doesn't have his phone with him

and he says you know what i'll i'll get it to you tomorrow so that he gets it to them tomorrow but it's locked with the password and he said oh you know what i just changed my password and i forgot it i can't remember what it is what are you going to do how many times that happened to you you change your password on a phone and then you remember it I can't remember what I changed it to so sorry

that is tremendous I mean horrible horrible is what that is horrible let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately Okay you may have to grab a tissue and

I don't even know if I want to bring this story to you. It's so sad because I don't know how I'm going to get by. I don't know how you're going to get by. So just first let me tell you to, you know, follow me on my social media sites at Jeffie JFR on X. Jeff Fisher Radio is Instagram and Facebook. You can follow me on my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. You can order a cameo from me anytime at Jeffrey JFR on the cameo app. That, of course, is not free. But the worth every day. darn penny. Okay. Every darn nickel. It's worth

every nickel. Nobody uses pennies anymore. And then you can email the show anytime Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze dot com. Okay. Hoda. One of the co-hosts

of NBC's Today show. She's leaving the show. I know. I know. I know. And it's not even until after the first of the year. And I don't know what I'm going to do. Hoda's not going to be on the Today Show. She's been working for that dump for, I don't know, 100 years now.

And they can't get rid of her. But they finally did. But not really because she said, well, I'm not really leaving. I'm just not going to do the Today Show anymore. They made it seem like that she made this decision. I just can't. I'm not going to do the Today Show anymore. We're going to cry on the couch here with all my Today Show co-host,

and they're all going to say, we love you. And we can't do this. Everything has been so great with you. We remember when we ran Matt Lauer off, and then we told you you could come in and do the show. We remember that. And now she's going to go away, but she said that she's not really leaving.

She's just leaving the show. She's still going to do stuff for NBC. with special stuff, but she's not going to be on the Today Show. Oh my gosh, leave already. Get out. Do you want to go spend time with your family and your kids? Get out. I can't take it.

But I'm sorry, dry your eyes. Hoda is not going to be on the Today Show. After the first of the year. Ugh. Oh, no. Oh my gosh. Would you hear that sound? That means we have breaking news here.

on CTF. Our man on the street, breaking news reporter, Chris Cruz, out reporting Chris, we have breaking news. Hi, Jeff, can you hear me? I can, barely. Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Right now, I'm on I-35. I sent you a text message because I'm driving home, and I'm here at an I-35, and is shut down due to hazmat spill. Oh, no. On I-35. here in DFW. In Texas.

Oh, no. So we have the hurricane shutting down roads in the southeast. Yes, and we have a chemical spill here in I-35. Do we know what kind of? Could you get closer? Do you find out what chemical it is? Actually, right now I'm trying to travel at the speed of light, but they told me to know.

They told me to back away. So right now, I-35 is shut down due to a hazardous chemical spill after a three vehicle accident that hit a FedEx truck, I believe. Oh, wow. So the vehicles or the FedEx truck was carrying chemicals?

It wasn't a tanker truck? I don't know. Get closer. You got a mascot. Let me get closer. I don't know. All I can see is a FedEx, some cars.

I'm backing away. I mean, thanks. Thanks for. the breaking news report I appreciate it means a lot of everyone listening. If you're traveling towards what we are at

Oklahoma? Okay yeah if you're trying to go to Oklahoma you are going to be a little bit delay going to Oklahoma. It's backed up for a few hours yeah. Yeah it's backed up they do during traffic or are we just stopping Oh we just stopping it. We have to clean this

up. We're trying to get Pete Booty Judge to comment on this because I don't know if you remember last week we had another derailment of a I believe was a train that's yeah that's what that's that's what happens when they trains okay crash they derail oh okay so it is a train development okay thank you for that uh we try to get Pete booty judge to our comment on this he was not available so far so far no so far no he was not available at this hard to comment but they letting you move closer to the to the event so we could see what actually spilled No, they're not.

I see guys with, what is that? That's a yellow suit. Okay. Yeah, those are hazmat suits. Yeah, I got it back away. I'm sorry. I got to go. They're saying that the radiation could go through the cell phones to you.

So we know it's radiation. Oh, it is radiation. That's what you just said. I just said that. I did say that. It is a radiation. It's dangerous out there. I sent you the test.

Can you open up your stupid phone? I don't want anything bad to happen to you. Oh, you can't open your phone. Closer. I'm trying to move closer. Hold up. Give me one second. You did send me a text, didn't you?

Spill closes. It's just, there's nothing more. Sorry, is radioactive spill? Yes. I was right. I don't need to get closer to this. According to this. Actually, you do, though, if you're going to report on it.

I want to know what it was. Like I said, OSCE three vehicles in a FedEx truck. I don't know what else you want. woman to tell you. And according to the guy, we're in the yellow suit, it is a radioactive spill. So I-35 in both directions, north of DFW,

is closed. Are people being told to shelter in place? People just shut up and get out of the road. Well, then that's what we'll do. Thank you. Chris Cruz, our man on the street, uh, reporting live for a CTF. That's

interesting that they have a radioactive spill and a tanker trunk was not involved. I find that difficult to believe, but that's what was reported from our man on the street. And the post that was sent to me is just a radioactive spill. I-35 closed. All right. Well, that's great. Thank you for letting us know. From Searchlight Pictures comes Rental Family only in theaters November 21st. earning rave reviews at Tiff. Rental Family is emotional, funny, and the feel-good movie of the year. Academy Award winner Brendan Fraser stars as a lonely American actor living in Tokyo

who struggles to find purpose until he starts working for a Japanese rental family agency. Along the way, he forges some surprising human connections and discovers unexpected joys within his built-in family. Experience rental family, only in theaters November 21st. Okay, so just a quick update, there was a semi-involved. But according to this particular report, I-35 is closed in both directions due to a hazmat problem after a three-vehicle crash, which is what our reporter told us. But our reporter did not say that it involved a rock hauler. So I was right there.

I need to be, I mean, if they're going to shut down roads and have hazmat, it's got to be a semi. But a rock hauler is not a chemical container truck. and so they're still telling you to back up but the original post talked about radioactive spill so as the rocks that this rock hauler is hauling are they radioactive is that what I'm I don't know what am I seriously

I don't know we had a man on the street and apparently the hazmat team kicked him out and I'm a little pissed over that you know if you were any kind of kind of decent reporter you'd have worked your way into that but, you know, what do I know? Thanks for reporting on CTF as best you can. All right, news from Disney Plus.

I mean, all the platforms are raising their money, raising their prices, no question. Unless you use Jeffrey 40, J-E-F-F-Y at 40, to get $40 off a year's subscription to Blaze TV, that still works. You can go to blazTV.com slash Jeffie and get $40 off a year's subscription to Blaze TV and then you'll have it all because it'll be part of Blaze TV and Blaze TV Plus

and you'll have it all. So you can do that. But all the other platforms raising their prices through the roof. And Disney wants you to know, we've had enough of you people sharing your passwords with family members and friends. That can't happen anymore, okay? we sat back and we watched Netflix decide that you know what we're going to go after those people

and we're going to tell them hey we told you to share with friends and family for years but now we're pissed and we're saying no don't do that because we don't feel we're making enough money so we're going to come after you and Disney Plus now says hey we're going to do the same thing we're going to start informing subscribers that it's our paid sharing options are broadly available offering users new ways to pay for access to Disney Plus

on behalf of family members or friends outside their household who may have been ill-lissly using their accounts, you know, whether you knew it or not. And we've got paid sharing capabilities and features in the U.S., Canada, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Europe, and the Asia-Pacific region. Those damn Asian Pacific region. They're brought to criminals. And they've been sharing their Disney.

plus passwords with family and friends. They won't have it. They won't have it. So just be ready for that. All right, just be ready for that. Know that if you're a Disney Plus subscriber, I'm not having you share with any of your friends or any of your BS. I don't want to have any of that.

I don't want to hear any of the kids going off to school and saying, well, I'm just going to watch Disney Plus when I don't have to study. I'll just use my mom's password. No! You're lucky we don't throw you in jail. tell you that right now I freaking hate these people so much it makes me

it makes me sick it makes I know it's their company I can do what they want and you know yes they provide a service yes we should pay for their services I got it but that just pisses me off so much

because if I want to I pay every month for your stupid service and if I've got a kid or somebody else that I want to go down and I want to use my password there. And I can't because of that.

It really just pisses me off as all. It just really upsets me. I'll calm down for just a second. You know what? When I start thinking about spending all that money, and then I think of this weekend is Megalopolis weekend, right? Megalopolis and the robot movie. So we'll see who comes number one.

I know that Francis Ford Coppola He spent like 120 million of his own money On this movie Magalopoulos And a lot of people Been saying it was Uh Maybe you shouldn't have spent all that money, Frank

Uh, you know Uh, it's kind of a mess But we'll see We'll see because it went over well at Cain Cannes. Cairns, it's Cannes. It's Cannes. It's Cannes.

And, uh, but it went over He talked about how he had a winery and he sold. People when he dies aren't going to ask about how much money he spent on Megalopoulos. He's going to be happy that he did everything he wanted to do. And I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you, Francis. No problem.

You do what you got to do. But we'll see how that $120 million spent on Megalopolis works. Okay? I wanted to do well for you. I do. I do. Yeah, wild robot. I think start this weekend.

too. So that actually looked like it was going to be pretty good. So we'll see if it's worthy or not. I mean, I will say I am really tired of Pedro Pascal these days and he's a voice in the movie. So I mean, he's I know he's a talented actor and I got it. He's Mr. superstar these days but I'm just, well I'm sick of him. Oh, we got Daryl starting this weekend too. Daryl the book of Carol starts this

weekend. So Monday means we'll have Talking Walking Dead. Myself, Jason Butchall, and Maximus Fisher will be back with another winning edition of Talking Walking Dead. Because Darrell is back on. That's awesome. Because the first season

of Daryl was awesome. So I hope that this second season of Daryl, the book of Carol, is worthy. And I have faith. I have faith that it will be. So I mean, looking forward to that. And we got Joker 2 coming soon too.

That's not far off. So I'm really looking forward to that. I will go to the theater to see Joker 2. These other movies, you know, like Megalopolis or Megatropolis or whatever the hell it's called. You know, no, no, I'm not doing that. I wait for streaming. I love you, Frank, Francis Ford Coppola, Mr. Coppola. But, you know, I'm not doing that.

Bring it to me in so I can watch it at my house. And then I'll let you know. It's got to be on the big screen, Jeff. Okay. My big screen at the house is big enough. That's all I'm saying. Let's see. What do we got cooking?

Oh, we got war going on around the world. I don't know if you know that or not. There's war all over the world, which is fun, man. Just fun. Now, sure there's Ukraine. Sure there's Israel. Where else have we got going on? Oh, Sudan's army.

just launched airstrikes and drones in the country's capital. Yeah, they're a little pissed over there. And the class between forces of the two formerly allied generals, they were together and they killed about 16,000 people there and displaced about 10 million others. And then now they're fighting again. So it's been three decades under Omar al-Bashir, the strongman leadership.

And then the two generals united in 2019 to oust the longtime leader and train. transition to a democracy, a process marred by disputes and culminating in the current clash. So, man, good things happen to become a democracy. And then we have U.S. troops deployed to Cyprus amid fears of a wider Middle East war. Huh. That's funny, because I was just told by someone not long ago

that there were no active military members in active war zones across. the world now. Huh, that is weird. So soldiers were sent to the Mediterranean island this week out of an abundance of caution. So they work for the same people that the food and drug people and the recall people. Everything is always an abundance of caution. So out of an abundance of caution, tensions are on the rise, Israel and Hezbollah and Lebanon, yeah, you should let and shut your mouth about Israel. Just let them do what they got to do. Let's see, the U.S. troops are reportedly preparing for a potential evacuation operation

of U.S. citizens in Lebanon. Here's a good way to do that. Dear U.S. citizens in Lebanon, get out. We don't need soldiers there to help them out. Send them an email. Do a blast email. Just send it to them all. You know, drop some flyers over the country.

Whatever you do. You don't need to send them. soldiers there. It's all. You know what? Send a text. Send them a text. It's the phone. Poop. Hey, this is the United States government. Get out.

Would they believe it? I don't know. So Israel's Army Chief said it's preparing for a possible ground war in Lebanon. And U.S. and other allies called for a 21-day ceasefire. Ha ha ha ha. That Yahoo just spoke at the UN. There's not going to be any ceasefire.

Okay. So So here's an idea. Drop some flyers and get out. If you're in Lebanon right now, if you're in Lebanon right now, I'm guessing, this is just me, seriously, this is just me throwing it out there.

You probably want to be there. Right? I mean, you're not there under duress. You're not working at the embassy saying, boy, you know, things have been pretty bad lately, but I'm still going to stick around. I need to do some paperwork. You're going to hop on a plane.

You're going to go outside and you're going to go out on the balcony and you're going to light up that cigarette. You're going to watch those soldiers walk by and you're going to see Hezbollah people getting blown up from their pagers. You know, I think I'm going to go ahead and fly out of here. I think I'm going to go ahead and get out of here. And that's what you're going to do. So if you're sticking around, good luck. God bless. This episode is brought to you by Peloton.

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What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four count them one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the Lie? Our contestant today, Paul Bellmore, returning champion. Paul Belmore, if he wins, not only he, he's. he'll get to come back for another round.

He will win a Talking Sense, Jeffrey Blue Freshie. For more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie scent and design just for you. If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie? Email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.

Paul, welcome back to What's the Lie. Hello. How are you, sir? I'm doing great. How's Lai? Life in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful right now.

About 65 degrees. What's it down there? 150? It was actually, well, it was not bad this morning, actually. It was nice out. No? It was beautiful.

It was in the 70s. We were good. But, you know, we'll be back. Don't worry. The sun will move closer to us soon all over again. I know. I'm prepared for it. No problem.

So, listen, your deal, you know, I don't know if we talked about it on or off the air, but we're going to talk about it on the air now. You're hoping to be victorious three times in a row. Yeah. Because you think that if you win three times in a row, then I'm going to go on another program and apologize for...

Yeah, that was our deal, right? Apologize for what? Well, all of your uper hate? It's been well, three years straight now, I think. Before we lose connection with you, are you ready to play? What's the lie? I'm ready to play. All right. Four headlines,

one not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. Legally blonde prequel series sets open casting call for Young L. Woods. Headline number two. Oakland A's ass hat seemingly pulled despite presumably high demand. Headline number three. Lily Collins, daughter of Phil, can't name one Genesis song.

Headline number four, personalized cat tree scam stole millions over 12 years. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, legally blonde prequel series sets open casting call for young L. Woods. Headline number two, Oakland A's ass hat seemingly pulled despite presumably high demand. Headline number three. Lily Collins, daughter of Phil, can't name one Genesis song. Headline number four, personalized cat tree scam stole millions over 12 years. Those are your four headlines.

Paul, what is the lie? I'm going to go with number three. Number three. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Paul. I don't say it. You did not. I wanted you to win too, man. I felt it from the beginning. Wow, I wanted you to win. But hey, darn the luck. Thanks for listening to What's the Live.

Thanks for playing What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMXXIV. So, I mean, you want to take another shot? Not really. I feel like I let my people down. Well, you did, but that's okay.

They understand. You know why they understand? Because they're you perth. Okay. Nobody cares, right? That one got to you, didn't it? Well, good thing nobody will be listening. Yeah, that would go.

Oh, see, that hurts. Wait, oh. I've heard. He thought I meant. Oh, no, no, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay. I got you.

I mean, none of my friends, you know. Yeah, no, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's like two people that live in the upper. But anyway, uh, thank Paul. I appreciate it very much. Okay. All right?

All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you. See you later. Now I know you're going to ask, now that I've let Paul go, you're going to say, how come we didn't know the lie? I should just say, figure it out.

If you don't know, I mean, I made it. I thought I thought I thought. made it pretty easy for him to win at least the second week, but no, I didn't. But, you know, Elwood's Legally Blonde, yeah, they've got the casting call open for the young El Woods because they're doing another

Legally Blonde prequel, which, you know, may or may not be good. The first legally blonde, well, even the second one. I've been forced to watch those. Those have been pretty good. The Oakland A's ass hat, you know, they just had their final game. We talked about it yesterday. They're moving to, I don't know,

Sacramento for two years until they moved to Vegas because Oakland hates the owner and the owner hates Oakland and they're done with Oakland and uh they did have a hat the fans were buying that had the A's with the giant A apostrophe S and then it had another ass another S on there too so it was ass because they were pissed at the owner and that just went away what happened to that time of and then Lily Collins uh the daughter of Phil Collins uh who uh Paul picked uh chose as his a lie. That was an interview that she gave. And she was giving some interview with some Dingleberry. Who was she? Oh, Andy Cohen.

On his stupid watch what happens show or whatever he does. And good for him. And she was naming some of dad's songs, but she couldn't go back as far as Genesis songs. And she didn't know any Genesis songs. So that means that the personalized cat tree scam, which would be a good scam. and it may end up being true tomorrow,

but today it's a lie. All right, I'm out of here. Thanks for listening to Two in the Fat. We'll see you next week. By next week, I mean, you know, tomorrow, since I do a Saturday show with Brad Stacks, Saturday morning live, every Saturday at 9 a.m.

or every Saturday that I'm in town and he's around, we do one. So Saturday morning live and just, you know, you can just follow me on X at Jeffrey JFR. I do it on X. I for I you have no idea how I wish that were true oh yeah Carmelai

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