Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - "I'm Not A Tool; I Take My Time" 10/22/16

Episode Date: October 22, 2016

Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy gets the giggles over Bill Murray's visit to the White House & asks, "do we need zoos anymore?". Also, Madonna makes an offer most men could refuse & Chuck In Florida gets chewed out. Plus, a 'Price Is Right' spin of a lifetime, the struggle of sleep is real, Bob Dylan boo-boo's & more!Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How you? is you. Good to see you. Thanks are coming along for the ride. Welcome to the Blaze Radio Network, Mercury Studios, Dallas, Texas, United States of America. Hello, welcome to the broadcast. Nice to have you along for the ride today. You know, let's talk a little bit about what's going on around the world, shall we? A few things going on around the world. The United Nations, they just said, look, to some people from the Rebel TV, Ezra Levant. You know, you are kind of skeptical reporting of the UN's climate claims,

so you know what? You can't come in to our meeting. You know what? We're holding a climate change thing, and we don't want you. We have a climate summit going on. And Ezra, you've posted some stuff that we don't like. So you can't come in. Have a nice day.

And it's special. And that's special of the United Nations. Isn't it? Yes, it is. We've still got some battling going on in Iraq. The Mosul battle. ISIS is launching their Iraqi counterattack in Kirkuk. A wonderful thing.

Our own military, the headman, Ash Carter. He's going to stop by. unannounced, unscheduled, unscheduled stop, headed into Iraq. Nice of him. I'm sure there. Please, please come and tell us what to do. Please. We would love to have you here telling us what to do.

No, no, no, seriously. We want you here. London City Airport evacuated amid reports of chemical incident. Some people were getting sick. Well, this is the small, it's not Heathrow. It's the city airport. Still international, but not as large.

Some people started getting sick, so they evacuated. We just shut it down. Stop the flights move. I would be so pissed. And I know there's, you have to. I know you do. But anytime I hear about planes being diverted, planes being delayed, airports being shut down, evacuated.

Man. I am glad I am not there. Planes are delayed enough in our lives to have to worry about something like that. And fortunately, they, you know, they gave the all clear. We're not, I have not heard what made them all sick yet. Here at home in the United States of America. Yes, I said here at home. I believe in borders.

I am not a hemispheric or global entity believer. Sorry. Sorry. Here in the States, we're reading the emails that were stolen. Oh, I mean, hacked. And we're just treating it like it's no big deal. Ah, they're stolen and it's information. And gosh darn it, we're just going to continue to read them.

We don't care. I mean, we're reporting on it, right? I mean, I'm going to tell you about a story where Oma Abidine blamed Clinton for the pay-to-play optics. It's her fault. She knows it. I mean, should we know that? I mean, we all know that it's true that it was her fault. I'm speaking over in the Middle East, taking money for the foundation.

It would bring a closer scrutiny to the foundation because she had already said she was going to run for president officially. So even her people said, hey, she knew it. That's part of the deal. so get off me. We have Facebook employees pissed that they couldn't ban Trump from Facebook for his hate speech. They shut down enough people, but the Zuckmeister said, no, no, he's a presidential candidate. We're not going to shut that Facebook page down. And they've already loosened up their belt a little bit on some of that speech anyway.

And while it is a private business, I got it. Still. Come on now. But the people are pissed. We want to shut him down. We don't care who he is. Oh, okay. Thank you.

Appreciate it. We have Obama out on the stump mocking Rubio on climate change in Miami, talking about water coming up through the streets. What? I mean, it's amazing this climate. I mean, the whole climate change thing is really maddening, really. And, of course, our president of Barack Obama blames the skyrocketing premiums in health care. Hey, that's not my fault.

That's nothing to do with me. Oh, wait, what? I'm not my fault. Those premiums have nothing to do with Obamacare. Oh. Oh. Huh. Huh. Okay. Uh, you know, whatever. Whatever you say, Barack. We have Amy Schumer out on tour. She got into a little kerfuffle in Tampa a few days ago where people got mad and she kicked them out and they laughed or whatever because she was doing Trump jokes. First of all, Amy Schumer, to me, not funny. I don't care for her much.

I'm told that her early stuff was really funny before she got political. Okay. I'm personally not going to go out of my way to listen to it. But if someone, you know, wants to send me some early Amy Schumer stuff that's really funny, I'll listen. I'll give it a shot. But until then, I'm not going to an Amy Schumer show. So if you're going to an Amy Schumer show, aren't you expecting that? That's what you were there for.

When you're at a comedy show, isn't that what you're expecting? And then the latest Amy Schumer show in New York, Madonna opened up for Amy. I'm not sure if that's because Amy is so good and Madonna is just fallen so low. or Madonna just needs some attention. So she's opening up for Schumer? Whatever. However, I guess, you know, Schumer opened up for Madonna, so they're paying back and they're friends or whatever.

So Madonna's in New York and she comes out. And I don't know what all she did to open up for Amy. But she's 58 now. And I will say, I like Madonna. I mean, I like Madonna. I always have. She's, you know, whatever.

She's Madonna. I know a number of people think Madonna is hideous, I believe is the word. I do not. However, the picture that they showed of her up close in this article, Madonna, seriously, I mean, stop with the plastic surgery. Okay? It's starting to really show. and my theory of, you know, two cuts away from Cloudface, I mean, she's almost there.

You know, I mean, that's my theory. You're two cuts. You're two cuts away from Cloudface. You get the first one, looks great. You love it. You can't believe it. You're happy. You think, oh, my gosh, that works so well, I'm going to do this.

Second one goes along, not as good as the first one. Not as good. And you think, well, maybe if I just do a third one, and that's when you're stepping into clownface. You're two cuts away from clownface. And she's there. So Madonna, seriously, stop. Stop. It's really starting to show.

But she told the audience that if you vote for Hillary Clinton, and I attempted to play the audio. It's when I was tempted to play the audio. But I'll tweet the article out that has the audio. from the show at Madison Square. She told the audience that if you vote for Hillary Clinton, she would give them, well, I'll call it a Monica Lewinsky. She called it what it is, a BJ. You know, BJ's food store.

And she said, and I'm good. I'm not a tool. I take my time. I believe she also said I'm not a douche, and that's fact. She's not in the Dush Hall of Fame, so that's fact. She keeps up with clown face

and doing stuff like this. We may get a vote on her in the Patent's Dush Show, but that's another time. And, of course, you know, the Amy Schumer show, you know, loved her. Madonna, I love you,

but seriously, stop trying to be so relevant. You're okay. You're the queen. Let it go. Just be Madonna. You don't have to tell the crowd that you're going to give BJs to everyone if you vote for Hillary Clinton. You're just not. You don't have to do it, baby.

It's okay. You don't. Okay? You don't have to do it. It's all right. Now we had the FBI and Homeland Security are looking into the hack yesterday, hitting the DNS provider of DYN. I love all the stories. I mean, it affected the blaze some.

You heard from Mike Opelka in the previous show. I talked a little bit about how it affected the ins and outs of the back end of the blaze yesterday. That's a big deal. It's a big deal. And it's funny since we, you know, the United States owns the Internet and we are, you know, we can be on top of it. We can, oh, wait, no, we don't because this president just gave it away. Huh. Huh. What could go wrong? It's already started. What could go wrong? It's already started. Amazing. And then to top it off, here at home, and never mind Russia putting out ships, putting out their fleet.

We'll go back to the other side of the world for a minute as they put out their fleet to try to shut down Syria and the war. They're going to use their northern fleet and to do the final assault on Aleppo. Good for them. Good for them. I mean, we don't. Why would we care about that, right? Why would we do anything about that right? Right.

fascinating to hear from Evan McMullen, though, talk a little bit about earlier this week on the Glenn Beck radio program, talked a little bit about how the Soviet Union or Russia, how their military might is, you know, so weak now and not anywhere close to what they were at one time. But they're still strong. I mean, there's still a pretty good force to be reckoned with. And we're just, yeah, we just let them go.

Ah, don't worry about it. Doesn't matter. Right? Right. And then we have a survey by UMass Lowell, who asked respondents to select between five alternatives. The choices? A Clinton presidency. A Trump presidency. Obama appointing himself to a life term as president.

A giant meteor strikes the earth and extinguishes all human life. and five, the president is selected by a random lottery among all U.S. citizens. The results, I'm sure will amaze you. Actually kind of frightening. The results found that 39% of millennials prefer that Obama serve a life term as president rather than have either a Clinton or Trump presidency. Now, some may have wanted me to stop with Obama to serve a life term. That's not what the question was.

It's a life term as president rather than have either Clinton or Trump. 26% pursue a random lottery. 23%, 1 and 4 prefer the giant meteor and the extinguishing of human life. Wow. Wow. 67% on an individual basis preferred a random lottery. to being governed by Donald Trump. 39% would rather have a lottery than President Clinton.

The idea of Obama as a benevolent dictator is not entirely new in 2015. Erasmussen poll found that 26% of likely voters believe that President Obama should just ignore the courts. Ah, if they're standing in the way, he thinks they're important, so let him do it. Amazing. Amazing. And in the article it talks about the reference to the sweet meteor of death that has become a running joke this campaign season. The millennials who selected an extinction level event for the human race over Trump and Hillary shouldn't necessarily be taken seriously, they say. After all, four years of Trump and Hillary isn't literally the end of the world.

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Welcome to it. Hey, Jeff, I'm really frustrated with this WikiLeaks stuff. it doesn't matter where the leaks are come from. I understand their emails. They're not supposed to be hacked. The content of the emails is the problem. And nobody's paying attention to what's in the emails. They're paying attention to where they came from or where the leaks came from.

Does that really matter? Well, a lot of the content in the emails are fairly benign, right? I mean, there's just everyday email stuff. There are stuff in there. admit I have not read every email on the WikiLeaks side of it. But, you know, yeah, I mean, there's some really fascinating and some stuff in there. I don't know that we, is any of the emails that if you've read them, has any of the emails told you anything you didn't already know?

Not overtly, but there's a lot of stuff in there. It's just a matter. I mean, a rookie attorney could put, could link, you know, two plus two and they'd But everybody's concerned about why, was it Russia hacking? Was it this person hacking? Is it Julian Assange? Whose side is he on? None of that matters.

What matters is what's actually going on. And the emails were hidden and the emails were kept away from the FBI. And apparently none of that matters. Well, I don't know. Thanks, Joel. I appreciate him up against the clock. Thanks for listening. Thanks for calling.

I appreciate it. I don't know that it doesn't matter. I just think that people are overwhelmed with information. I think that people are overwhelmed with information so that it just seems like it does matter, but I can't take it. I mean, I know it feels like it doesn't matter. That's for sure. Now that I talk about it out loud for a little bit.

I got to work on that a little bit. Hold on, Joe. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network Is the Jeff Fisher show All right, welcome to it. 888-90333 is the phone number. I'm going to, Joel, I'm going to just kind of chew on that for a little while about the emails

and really think about that because you may be right. And I may have to go back and actually just dig into the emails and see what's actually in them and then we'll revisit it. a little bit, okay? I was going to read you a letter. This is inside baseball right now. I was going to read you a letter that I received from some gifts, the Burning Man gifts that I got.

And it was a very nice letter that was inside the box. And I also have that and a small stack of different stories that we were going to do on today's broadcast. And it is on my dining. table. So if you could just run to the house and pick it up and bring it in, that'd be great. Thanks. And, you know, just get it here, you know, the next hour or so.

And, you know, I'll make it right. And pick me up a French vanilla cappuccino on the way, on the way back. But if you could just do that, you know, quick like a rabbit, that'd be great. Thank you. Speaking of baseball, Charlie Sheen is not going to be throwing out the first pitch for the Indians. didn't throw the first pitch out for the Indians game. Very disappointing. Cleveland should have made that happen. Come on now.

They should have made that happen. No question. Right? Come on. Charlie Sheen. I mean, come on. Everyone knows Cleveland from the movie, Major League. Everyone, I don't know why we would think that,

why they would think that that's an embarrassment. It's not. And Charlie was the superstar. You know, the superstar pitch. pitcher, the wild thing. Come on. Could have played wild thing, got the crowd all wound up before the game. It would have been great.

Should have had that done, Cleveland. Should have had that done. And then, of course, you had the big Bill Murray news. Bill Murray stopping by the White House, meeting with President Obama. And, you know, Obama meets Bill Murray and calls his Cubs jacket a little troubling. Why? Because you're still pretending that you're a White Sox fan?

even though you couldn't name a player, even though he said something. I was trying to remember what he said in that interview. I should find the audio and just play it. He said something in that audio that, that's how you would say it if you weren't really a sports fan. Okay? It's the right thing to say,

but if you're not a baseball fan, if you're a baseball fan, you don't say it like that. And I've got to, I've got a fight because I can't remember exactly what it was. But Bill at the White House, which was really cool. You know, he stopped there. He's getting an award. He gets the Mark Twain Award on Sunday.

And he was there to meet the president. And it's a prize for American humor, the Mark Twain Award for American Humor. And it's the Kennedy Center in Washington. and I think he got the gift and everything and he met the president and it's questionable whether he's going to be there or not on Sunday because the Cubs, if they win, there's a game going on Sunday.

We win tomorrow. I win the night, I mean. So, or it's possible, right? I'm not sure what the, I got to go, I'm not sure they, it's possible they could be playing on Sunday. And if they're playing on Sunday, I have a feeling Bill would probably be at the game. But while he was at the White House, he came into the press briefing room.

And, you know, he came in, and of course he stayed there. And they asked him a couple questions. The press that was left, when you watch the, there's not a lot of press in there. The press that was left are snapping pictures and filming and asking them a couple of questions. But the only thing that bugged me about this whole thing. Now, I found the end of the interview, and it kind of skips because it misses a question. but NBC has played the hack and posted the heck out of this video

of Bill Murray talking about being asked about the Cubs. But he also got asked about running for president and the future, his vision for the future. And some of it was pretty funny. And then at the end, I mean, he started, when they started out of the 1990s, then he had to go.

He looked up and they, well, we've got to go now, Bill. So he's only in there for a little over a minute. a couple of minutes tops. You know, it's like you've been in here long enough, Bill. We don't want you to answer more any of these questions about running for president or anything that you feel about this presidency or anything like that. We know anything bad to be said.

So it's time to go. But he walked in his Cubs jacket out and then he was carrying his hat. He actually, I mean, come on. Bill Murray is showing respect by not having his hat on indoors. Whatever. It's a cap. It's a baseball hat. his Cubs hat.

And then they ask him to put it on for the photo op. He obliges by putting it on for the photo op. But here's the clip of Bill at the press briefing room, walking in and headed to the podium. Good to see.

So you can actually serve him. Look up. Oh, yeah. Mr. President, do you think the Cups will win? I feel very confident. I think Gershoff. It's a great, great picture.

But you got to be a good. too many sticks. You got too many sticks. Really? Yeah. At home, on our crowd, the weather. Yeah. You get a little bit of autumn in Chicago. You don't get that in Los Angeles. Trees just die. In Illinois, they flourish. They perform. They show the mech and beauty of nature. I think there's, I think there's, I think there's going to be a big future in glass.

Glass. Remember you're here first. Glass. Glass. It's standing there makes you feel like you might want to run. It depends on the outcome. You may want to help install it on November night. Thank you.

I've got to go. Yep, got to go. Oh, got to go. Sorry. It's starting to get a little bit too political. and we don't want you to say anything. You've already said that you saw a big future in glass flasks. I wonder why you'd see a big future in glass flasks.

Why would you see a big future in glass flask? Oh, oh, because people would be drinking a lot. Because of who would become president. You'd just be drinking a lot trying to forget. Get them out of there. Pull the plug. Get them out of there. very funny.

Now I want to comment a little bit about, as I'm driving in, I'm listening to Michael Pelko on his broadcast that airs six to nine on the Blaze Radio Network. And he commented about Bob Dylan and saying that he was the only one that was happy for Bob. I believe we talked about that on this broadcast, that I was a Dylan fan. I was forced to become a Dylan fan. my first wife loved Dylan. I love his first album. It's very, very first album.

And then, you know, Crown of Thorne, Shelter from the Storm, one of my all-time favorite songs overall ever, which is a Dylan song. Congratulations for him winning the Nobel Prize. And Mike talked a little bit about the story

that was kind of funny. You know, the headline of Dylan refuses to respond to the Nobel Prize people. But he actually did. He actually did. They put it up on the website for about a day. They put it up on the website. It said, The Lyrics,

1961 to 2012, winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature. And that's what it said on his website. It was up for about 24 hours. and then they took it down. And I thought that Mike was talking about 700 and some thousand. I thought it was more than that, actually. I thought it was a couple hundred thousand more.

But whatever. Bob isn't going, he's on tour. If you're a Dylan fan, you know, Bob is not going to say where he's going to be. I mean, he's got his concert schedule. So he'll be in those, you know, that's where he's going to show up to play. But, I mean, what does he want all these people to show up at the, in Stockholm for the prize? No.

So why comment? He gave them a little love, gave him a day on the website, saying, here's all your lyrics from 61 to 2012. I'm the winner of the Nobel Prize in literature. I'm going to take it down. I don't want people to be able to take all the lyrics all at once all the time. And I bet he shows up. I bet he shows up.

It's in December, December 10th, I think. I bet he shows up. Bob is the kind of guy that will be walking around Stockholm with a sweatshirt on all by himself in the middle of the night. He's got the tennies on, the jeans, sweatshirt, stroll on the streets of Stockholm. All the awards ceremony's going on? Oh, okay, I'll go. Shows up. It's the award.

Thank you. It takes a check. Thank you. A photo op. Hit the road. Guarantees he shows. I'll bet you a dollar. Right now, cash money.

a dollar. Yeah. Yeah. Don't look at me like, oh, man, you really are for sure betting that much. I know. I know. I'll bet you one spanking new crisp dollar bill. The Dylan shows up and to receive the Nobel Prize.

You're going to take me up on that? You're going to take me up on that bet? Okay. Okay. But when he shows up, I want my money. You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. The Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show.

Welcome to it. 888-90-33 is the phone number. Saturday's on the Blaze Radio Network immediately following this broadcast. Lawrence Jones 3 takes over from noon to 3. Then Mike Slater and Joe Pags all to round out your Saturday on the Blaze Radio Network. So if I were to say, hey, how long has the Price is Right been on television? What would your answer be? Go ahead, I'll let you think about it.

Not too long, but just think, yeah, Price is right, it's been on the air. What? 30, 40 years? 45. Think of that. Think of that. 45 freaking years on the price. Price is right.

And, of course, one of the reasons that I'm bringing it up is that history was made this past week on an episode. Three contestants spun different combinations of $1 on the game show's colorful wheel. They each landed on spaces adding up to a dollar in a pair of spins during one of the showcase showdowns. Now, that's the first time that they had won with the combinations, the three-way dollar tie with different combinations in the show history. People have landed on that coveted dollar space, but not the combinations of a dollar, which is pretty cool. And I was reading this story.

It was cute, you know, Drew Carey is the host. And I'm thinking, man, Drew Carey. Drew Stink and Carrie. That was one of the best moves made. by a performer when he took over the price is right. Because the price is right, you think about it, it's been 45 years. I mean, Bob Barker, right, was the man. He was there from 72.

Then, you know, Drew took over in 2007. I mean, he's almost done it for 10 years now. Right? I mean, and that was a good move on his part. That is a good gig. He doesn't have to worry about putting together a sitcom, right? He doesn't have to go on the road doing comedy acts anymore. He just does the price is right.

I mean, you take care of yourself, keep yourself looking as good as you can, show up, show up for two or three weeks in a row, spin about three, four shows a day for a couple of weeks. Take a few weeks off. Come back, do it again. Be nice to people. Tell a few little ha-ha jokes. Spin the wheel, give away prizes.

Take home a paycheck. That's a good gig. That was a smart, smart move by Drew Carrey. I just wanted to, as I was reading that story about the different combinations as the first time that's ever happened in show history and stuff, I'm thinking, Drew, that was a good move on your part. I don't know if he did it consciously and he just thought, you know, hey, you know, if he just did it, you know, because that'll be fun and we'll just do the prices right.

You know, show up and have a little fun for a couple years. Have a little fun for a couple years. Bob Barker did it and, you know, nobody says you don't want to be the guy to follow the guy. You never want to be the guy that follows the legend. You always want to be the guy that follows the guy that followed the legend. But Drew, Drew, nailed it out of the park, exception to the rule. Stepped in, followed the legend, show's still on, but doing it for another 10 years. He's got at least another 10 or 20 left in him, right?

Doing this stupid show. Great move. great move good gig I wish I would if if you look Price is right if you're looking at your rid of Drew I'll call me

I'm here for you alright I'm willing to spin the wheel with some contestants I mean I just step call me just you know

call me this is the Jeff Fisher show only on the Blaze Radio Network the experiment was a success Begin Life Force reboot program. Now. Stand clear.

Life signs stable. It's alive. Set it loose. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the broadcast. How are you? 888-90333 is the phone number. Lawrence Jones 3 coming up immediately following this broadcast from noon to 3 on the Blaze Radio Network

and then Mike Slater and Joe Pags all round out your Saturday broadcast hosts on the Blaze Radio Network. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram at Jeffie MRA. So the burning question I have is should couples sleep together? Should couples sleep together? And by that, I mean, not, you know, I'm not talking about sleep in parentheses together. I'm just talking about sleep. Go to bed. Should we sleep together?

I was reading an article that talked about one couple who was. was struggling. We're struggling with the, you know, with sleep. And they talked to some friends and their friends said, oh, we, you know, we have, you know, we have separate rooms and, you know, separate beds. And we still love each other and we still sleep together. But we don't, you know, most times we don't really, we don't sleep together. because we have different sleeping patterns, you know, we're hot, we're cold, we wake up sweating, we snore, we want to.

So it's better, you know, if we're in different, not different, not like the old twin bed, you know, Mary Tyler Moore show beds, Lucy and Desi twin beds in the bedroom beds, but different rooms, you know, so you, when you go to sleep. you go to bed. And, you know, your first reaction, obviously, is, you know, and I'm sure the first reaction of your spouse, in particular, your wife, is going to be a yes. And why the hell are you asking me that? What are you up to? Not that I'm familiar with questions like that. I'm saying that you probably would be. That's all?

You probably might get those questions. That's all. And so, you know, you go back in history and that was the way it was. Right? You used the bed together to sleep.

But then you went to your separate bedrooms to sleep when you go to bed. And maybe not that night. Maybe not that day. But the next, you know, the next night or the nights that you're busy, your schedules are different, whatever. And so I'm just asking. I'm just asking, you know, just wondering out loud is all.

Just wondering out loud is all. It's all I'm doing is wondering out loud. And it doesn't have anything to do with, you know, your relationship, right? I mean, it just, I don't know. I'm just thinking out loud. I read the article and it got me thinking, about it. And then it got me thinking about, you know, I'm thinking about the story that we talked about a while ago now. I mean, it's been quite a while when I talked about it that I found

fascinating was the two sleep nights. You know, back before there were, before electricity, you had, you know, two sleeps. And the time between sleeps was time for meditation, time for reading, time for praying, time for sleep. And that's why they believe there were, you know, families had, your husband and wives had big families because there were a number of times in the between sleep hours that husbands and wives would be together. And I find that, I find that fascinating because I really, I would, I am a big fan of that. Of the, of the getting up and having that time.

And then going back to bed. The two sleep, I am a huge fan of that. And it's been proven that that's kind of what we fall back on. I mean, they had studies that put, you know, they, you got to be without power, right? I mean, without power. You got to be without electricity for lights. Because once we, you know, once we progress to light, and we were able to say, hey, it's dark out, but who cares? We're going out because we can see.

And, you know, we don't care that, you know, it was left to, in the times of no light, I mean, it was left to, you know, the. criminals those subclasses of people that would be out to the dark but you know then we put you know lamp poles out and everybody had lights and you went out and you went to the coffee house

and you went to the shows and we just drove those subclasses of people somewhere else and just I find the The prospect of sleeping and sleeping with your spouse, fascinating. And, you know, you get into that. When you bring it up, just watch yourself.

Just say, hey, you know, what about we, you know, do this test for me. Do this test for me this week. Report back to me next week. I need a written report, just a small one, 1,200 words report, and then an oral report on Saturday. Report back to me. Just, you know, as you're, hey, what do you think we, you know, how we, you know, toss and turn some nights,

and, you know, you're getting mad at my snoring. I get mad at your snoring, and, you know, we, what do you think about, I don't know. Separate bedrooms. Report back to me what happens. All right, let me know. Because I would be fascinated to know what happens. Fascinated to know what happens.

Because I think, personally, give it a shot, you might feel better. Don't know until you try it. That's all I'm saying. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. On the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show is on. Welcome to it on the Blaze Radio Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today.

All right, so let's talk a little TV. There's a little TV. We've got a black mirror just dropped on Netflix. It just came down. You can watch that again, which some of those episodes are fascinating. It's kind of, you know, a modern Twilight Zone-ish kind of show. You had, I just got an alert from Netflix that the fall with Jillian Anderson, Series 3 is going to drop the 29th of this month.

Great. Outstanding, looking forward to that. The first two seasons were tremendous. So they better hop sing on season three. It better be good. And then, of course, this weekend. I mean, I can't go without mentioning the show that premieres this weekend of the Walking Dead season seven premieres. And then I was sent a video that recapped the players and the seasons of Walking Dead with John Cleese voicing it.

now I'm going to play it for you it's like you know three or four minutes long and it's cute and we'll see if we can make it through the whole thing the audio pretty much makes sense for the show but what disappointed me was is at the very end of the stupid video it says you know the Walking Dead premiere

October 24th no no oh so oh so you're saying the 24th is when Walking Dead. Did you say that on the air or just to me? I hate that so much. Please, please, dear Lord. When you say something, please talk on the air. I assume it's for the date in England, the premiere in England. Oh, that's possible. Also,

duh. I mean, that makes sense, I guess. I guess I'll look that up. Look that up, see if that's right. That very well could be. So, you know, the end of the video is correct. Just play the stupid video And then it'll see the audio It's really good Walking Dead recap of all seven seasons Season 7 of the Walking Dead is on the way Which I'm sure you already know

Unless you've been living under a rock Hiding under a tank Or being held captive by a nutter With a baseball bat called Lucille But I'm getting ahead of myself We start with Rick Who's essentially Clint Eastwood But a bit more sensitive

They show up riding his horse in Atlanta Now, poor old Rick falls into a coma, loses family, and wakes up to find the world overrun by zombies. Whoa, whoa. Walkers. Walking dead lesson one. Zombies are not called zombies. Rick beats glen. Oh, that's that dead.

Cracking chap but can't grow a mustache to save his life. Darrell. That's a sweetheart. Carol, who makes the remarkable transition from a meek housewife into a teacher who wouldn't pass an off-stead inspection. Today, we are talking about knives. But pick of the bunch is this charming fellow Merle. Who, the kind, forgiving, reasonable gang, chains the roof and leave for dead.

You're not in hell. Meanwhile, Rick finds his wife and his boy. Hooray! No, not hooray. Rick's busy Shane has been baffing his wife, Lorry, and playing daddy to his son. Who's name I can't quite remember. Carl.

Carl! Oh, that's it. Coral. The gang seek refuge. The CDC, the safest. The safest. place on the planet. Working dead, lesson two.

There are no safe places. Thank you. If this is all getting a bit much for you, you'll be happy to know that our gang soon find themselves on a peaceful, tranquil farm, right? Wrong. We also say hello to Slicy McGee here, who's like Uma Thurman in Kilbill,

but with an unsettling fondness for exotic pets. Escaping the farm, the gang seat refuge in a heavily fortified, incredibly safe, You don't forget lesson two already, did you? But there's a tiny row of hope. Lorry has an adorable little baby girl. Hooray! No, not hooray.

When will you learn? Oh, no. Andrew and Mishon, Bunk and to our old friend Merle, who's had a bit of work done. He kindly takes them to his new home, the idyllic woodway. Hmm, one-star trip advisor.

Now, running this town is the governor. Oh, no, the governor. Bad guy triple threat. iPch, jazzy nickname. Fish tank full of heads. Yeah, a little watching. Peeke launches a savage murderous attack on the gang. But let's not focus on that.

Let's focus on something nice, like, oh, I don't know, flowers. Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers. Oh, God, no, anything but that. No, no, no. Lesson three, never look at the flowers. The gang move on, but immediately run into a rather uncivilized bunch called the claimers, who've presumably walked 500 miles to get there,

and it's up to the gang to stop them walking 500 more. They buddy up with Abraham and Eugene, who are heading to Washington from their home, presumably the set of Magnum P.I. Everyone follows a train track to the safety of this lovely looking place. Welcome to Terminus. The folk at Terminus invite survivors round for dinner, and Boozy Bob gets legless at a barbecue.

You taste much better than we thought you were. We wind up in Alexandria, and the impenetrable cordoned-off utopia. Walking Dead, lesson four. Alexandria, oh no. Stop forgetting lesson two. Finally, we make a new enemy. The saviors run by the charming Negan,

who kidnaps them and decides which of our beloved heroes will meet a sticky end. But who will survive Negan's bloody beating and inscessant rhyming? And after what season seven to find out. Any, maybe, Biny. Money. Think about it. So, John, is that right?

You couldn't check? Did I not? Anyway, it's really good, and I'm looking forward to the Walking Dead tomorrow night. Here in Dallas, it will be on at 8 p.m. And it's 9 p.m. Eastern, and it's going to be 90 minutes.

And I feel like the first. first my first gut reaction if you listen to our podcast talking walking dead that i do with jason buttrill and brad stags we you know we've kind of tried to walk around see what the first episode this premiere episode would be like and what would happen and there's been so many so many stories and so many things that could have happened and what you know the outcome was and they've kept it pretty tight-lipped walking dead is great at that they who's going to die and we pretty much My original guess was that we wouldn't find out who died. They would replay it and take us to the end.

And then we're going to go to the new kingdom, which is the kingdom, which is a zoo. And the zoo is the other, is the new, is another kingdom outside of Negan's area that Rick is in. And so they're going to, they're going to meet up and hopefully. take over for Negan. Get rid of that bastard. But that's going to be a long year for him. It's going to be a long year for Negan with his bat Lucille, of which Walking Dead sent me one as a gift. And I'll thank him again because I love it. It's beautiful. My kids were

busy taking pictures with it. But speaking of zoos, I mean, really, I see a story from North Korea about the smoking chimp. I see a story about the national zoo where the elephant has got, you know, arthritis and problems walking. So we've got designer shoes for the elephant.

Okay. And then I see the Philadelphia Zoo. We're all happy. We've got the new baby gorilla that was born. We named it online. Amani, which means peace in Swahili. Okay. Should we have zoos anymore?

Should we, do we need zoos, really? I mean, the circus has discontinued elephants. They're living in Florida, just wandering around their Florida home in Lakeland. And we know we see zoos were started because we never saw animals, right? I mean, we didn't see around the world different animals. You went to the zoo to see, oh, my gosh, that's what the animals are over there. but now we know all the animals, we see them on television, we see different ones when new ones are discovered,

we find out about it immediately thanks to the internet. Do we really need zoos? I mean, do we really need to encase these animals in a zoo? I mean, I don't know, I'm asking. I don't, you know, from the, you know, right, my gut reaction says, no, we don't. But then you start thinking about, you know, I don't know, do animals last, do certain species last,

and you know, you get into that kind of argument. But I'm just thinking, I don't know, it might be time to have the zoos be a think of the past. The Jeff Fisher Show, the Blaze Radio Network. Fisher. 8903333 is the phone number. Before we get to Chuck in Florida, let's go to Mark and Maryland.

Mark, welcome to it. Washington, D.C. walking dead, or walking dead heads, whatever way you want to describe it. Thank you. I appreciate you calling, working on your material, too. It means a lot to me. Instead of going to open mic night, just call me on Saturdays, and I'll be your open mic night. You just keep working on that new material for me. Chuck in Florida, welcome to it. How are you, sir?

Greetings, sir, from wonderful Indian shores, Florida here on the sunny west coast. a number balmy day at 59 degrees this morning. Do you want a cell phone? Unfortunately, I am. Was it surprise you're going to be on the show? I was not surprised. Sorry, I just had other obligations, but I didn't want to miss the show. Other obligations?

I mean, you're on my, I put you on my show. At the same time, those obligations can freaking wait. Yeah, I mean, well, it's my. in-laws from Germany. You know, you tell my wife that they got away. Okay. Put her on. He's not currently available, as always.

I mean, I'll be happy to because I'm way, because I'm here in Texas. How's the weather in Texas today? Ah, it's gorgeous. Gorgeous. A little nip in the air. It's going to be a high in the low 80s today. It's going to be beautiful here in northern Texas. No chance of rain.

Well, we do have stories from Florida. If that is any consolation for me being on a cell phone. That's fine. What do you got for me? What's up with Chuck in Florida.com? Today we have a Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder. We also have from Palm Beach, a man who was arrested and shot. actually won a 22.4 million dollar lawsuit.

And finally, a drunk woman tells Hispanic deputies that Trump will deport them. Let's just jump right into the last one, because she was obviously drunk when they picked her up. They said that her breath smelled of a fruity alcoholic beverage and was covered in dried blood. Now, if this doesn't bring Halloween straight up into your mind, What the hell was this woman doing drinking with dried blood all over her body? Unless she worked in a butcher shop, I just can't picture the deputies not saying, excuse me, miss, can we have a conversation? Maybe she had a bloody nose.

She found out that their surnames were both Hispanic. She said, leave me alone because you know Trump is going to deport you. Maybe she had a bloody nose. You never know. You get drunk. You fall down. You get a bloody nose. You bleed all over yourself.

Yeah, well, that does happen. Yeah, I can see that. blood on it, but I mean, she was covered in it, apparently, and she asked for an American to assist her. That's great. We are an American. You're going to jail now. Thank you. That's it.

You're going to, but here's the thing. Paul Beach County only perched a $2,000 bail on this woman. I mean, come on. She's covered in blood. She's insulting deputies and telling them they're going to be deported, and all you get is too grand. I mean, you know, what's the bail on that? $200 bucks?

Yeah, but she probably doesn't have that $200 bucks either. I'm sure she used that to buy stain removal for all the court underclothes. Yes, that's very possible. She used that to maybe get a room to sleep in. She's got a room to sleep in now, though. My second favorite story of the week is Don Trell Stevens, actually won a $23 million lawsuit after being shot, apparently incorrectly arrested and detained was shot. In Palm Beach County, won his lawsuit against the Sheriff's Department,

But here's the sad part of the story. It's kind of have a little twist to it. The guy was arrested for selling marijuana, cocaine, and heroin from his wheelchair. He's permanently crippled now. They put him back in the slammer, and they're worried about his health because of his now, you know, being confined to a wheelchair. And he cannot, he cannot claim the money because Florida has a law that you can only sue any state official for $200,000. and they still haven't paid up a year later. So he's destitute and has gone back to the street selling drugs.

I'm really confused on the story. I'm going to have to look it up. I'm confused. Moving on. No, no, no, no. I want to know. I want to get this straight now. Okay.

So the guy was shot in his first arrest. And that leaves him in a wheelchair. That leaves him in a wheelchair. The judge says improperly detained, improperly arrested, and improper shooting, you win $23 million from the state of Florida. Got it. More correctly, Palm Beach County Sheriff. Which never has been paid and which can't be paid because it goes against the laws of Florida.

So the judge should have known that there's got to be a loophole there somewhere. You think so. The lawyer claimed all of that and said that this guy is living off the, what he said was the kindness of his friends. He has no way of earning income. He has no money. The kindness of his friends who give money. Right. Yeah, so now he goes back to selling drugs on the streets, and he gets busted for that.

I mean, the wheelchair is a good place to keep it. You don't have to carry it around with you. You don't have how to get right through the checkpoints at the airport and everything with that. That's right. And can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? You don't have to necessarily be a, you know, have a wheelchair for medical purposes to be in a wheelchair. You mean people would do that?

They actually get a wheelchair and not be kidding. I know. I know. I know. It's like people using the electric chair. The electric carts at Walmart are not really handicapped. We've never done that, you know. No, you speak for yourself because I do that as well.

I don't want to walk around those damn stores. Those new big stores? No, I need a cart. Yeah. So, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Somebody calling? No, sorry, that was, uh, that was on the other cell phone.

I'm using here to read my stories from. What? Somebody calling, the wife calling? No, it was my daughter. She's home safe. Everybody's fine. Okay, good. She's just checking in.

She's a good little. See, that's so special. That's so nice. So, nice. So, here's the one that got me, and there are going to be pictures here in the next hour on the website at chuckinforto.com for Florida man with half a head was arrested for attempted murder and arson. Okay, so he's walking around with half a head?

Or he has half a head? He had an injury a couple of years ago that removed everything. from the top of his head right above his eyebrows. So he has half a head. That's fantastic. If I had half a mind, I would, oh, sorry. So, yeah, this guy has probably the best mugshot ever. Oh, I bet.

And this is truly a Halloween horror story because the man's top of his brain is all gone. He's just got the world's lowest flat top cut, you know. And it was in Miami. Apparently, he has a deformed skull. in charge with arson and attempted murder after setting a mattress on fire Monday at 2.30 p.m. officers identified the suspect as 31-year-old Carlos Rodriguez. And they called 911 to report a mattress on fire. He said his home was a duplex owned by his mother.

And apparently the two tenants living next door didn't take too kindly to their house being burned down. I bet. But there's got to be more to that. I mean, I kind of feel sorry for Carlos. I mean, maybe we ought to just get him some kind of help. I mean, he's walking around half a head. Come on, there's got to be. If anybody qualified for that extra aid, I think he would be a guy with half.

I would give it to the guy with half a head. Yeah. You know what? He gets to go to the front of the line. That's all I'm saying. That's all I say. You got half ahead. You go to the front of the line.

You're good. Just please step right on. We're going to take care of you. You're good. Just that line over. They'll take care of you right now. Go ahead. All right.

So last week we talked to you, you were at some event where you were trying to be the, actually get out of an event and lose for makeup, I mean for, the Lakeland Zombie Fest. That's correct. I was there with the, some of the cast actually of the Walking Dead. Justin Kuslain, who played the big guy from Hilltop that tried to kill our man, the sheriff. And then we had. All right.

I'm an adult who played Plancene, if you remember. I think season four and five. I remember talking about this a little bit last week of the people that are now, you know, yes, I was in episode, I was in episode four, season three. I was killed in that episode,

but I'm going to go around and make some money from that. That's America. That's what makes America great. But you have these interviews up now? They are in the process of uploading. Actually, it's going to be a couple of hours. What's your takeaway? What was your favorite takeaways from interviewing the Walking Dead?

I don't want to say cast members. We have a bit of an exclusive here from the Florida Zombie Fest. Dahlia LaDalc who played Francine said that, you know, she has not been contacted yet about returning for another season. However, we did confirm that she is not going to be one of those on the circle. So we know for a fact Francine is not dead. I'm just saying that's confirmed.

Well, they just inked the deal for season eight, so maybe she'll get a call. Well, we're hoping because I told her they got a new slot opened up according to the season premiere this year. Yeah, there's plenty of new slots, no doubt about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I understand Lucille was there with you and sleeping happily by your side.

Yes, that's correct. What else happened Anything else special from the Walking Dead people that you can talk about? Well, the Walking Dead people that kind of wraps it up. Justin was killed off on his episode will not be returning, however.

I asked him that up front. He says, no, no, there's no reviving him for the next season. But I did get to speak to Dr. William Ramsey, who has nothing to do with the Walking Dead, but is a big Halloween fanatic and travels the United States. has done at least 13 separate shows this year talking about how to turn your house into a haunted house for Halloween.

This guy's an optometrist that's the best character costume I've seen called Dr. Terror Eyes. And, yes, terror eyes. I got it. He's fantastic. He's sponsored. He goes flying around and he tells you how to get his house. He is sponsored. Dude, he has seven or eight different sponsors that pay his bills.

they're sponsoring this guy to go around and tell people how to fix up their homes for Halloween. And costumes and blood effects and lighting and, yeah, he has all kinds of companies that support him in that effort. And they pay his way. And I'm getting in on this gig. I'm telling you, the newchampions.com is where you hear all these stories. And the new champions is all about these different pop culture phenomena in these comicons and, you know, various, movies and fandom that make their way out into the the fan-sponsored world.

And I'll be darned if these guys don't have major sponsors behind them. Thank you, Chuckinflora.com. Appreciate it. Thank you, have a great day. Have fun. Take care. You know, that is what makes America great. There's no doubt about it.

When a doctor, an optometrist, decides, you know what? There's no money in a, but I'm going to go out and get some sponsors. You know what I like to do is fix up houses for Halloween, and I'm going to make my money, tell them other people how to fix up their houses for Halloween. God bless the United States of America.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show. That it is 888-90-3033. is the phone number. Rich and White Plains, welcome to it. Hey, Jeffie, how are you? I am so good, I can't tell you. I can't explain to you.

Words can't describe. Have we had the requisite post-debat discussion yet? I don't know. I don't know, have we? Okay. Well, I'll start us off. Okay. The scientific poll,

had Hillary winning. And I think one of the reasons is because she can speak in complete sentences. That helps. You know, it's kind of like, you know, the student taking the test and the teacher saying you get an automatic five points just for signing your names. Well, Trump can't even sign his name. I know. Let me give you, for instance.

You've heard, you must have heard this, people describing Trump. Trump is speaking in circles. Well, they had a question about the fighting in the Iraq city of Mosul. And I had to go back and I had a look and count. Trump said the word Mosul 16 times. Look, I know. And that's just his way of, I mean, it's, I'm not, you know, I'm not kind of, I'm kind of sticking up for him.

I mean, that's what, that's who he is. And that's how he does it. It's really kind of agonizing. I think the leader of the free world should be a, you know, something as really, as really lousy as Obama is. I mean, you know, the guy, and that's part of what makes him so effective. Behind the scenes, he's sticking liberals in the lower courts. He's doing everything to destroy this country, but he's so damn articulate that, He's got everybody fooled.

Trump is, you know. Okay, I'll let you go. I'm up against the clock. Thanks, I appreciate it. And you're right. And some of the funniest stuff that there is is to actually just read the transcripts of a Trump speech or an interview, because that's the way he is. And one of the reasons why people seem to love him think that he would be a good president.

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mid-afternoon in the afternoon and noon. and you got the Chris Seltzlito mid-afternoon and Pat and Stu late afternoon. Oh my gosh. I mean, there's not a better lineup than America than the Blaze Radio Network. All right, let's get a little,

let's get a little business out of the way. The Mercury 1 ball, the M1 ball, Mission Possible. Mission Possible, 2016. You can, register for coming to the ball, be a part of it. This is how Mercury 1 pays the bills. Okay. Sponsorships are still available. Go to Mercury1.org.

Slashm.1 ball. Now, if you don't remember that, just go to Mercury1.org, and I'm sure there's a link right on the home screen. And tickets are still available for separate tickets and tables. Sponsorships are available. Saturday, November 19th at 630, starts at 630 at the Intercontinental in Dallas. It's Dallas Parkway. Technically in Addison, Texas. But it's in the Metroplex. So, I mean, hello. We all live in the Metroplex.

Of course, it's hosted by Glenn and Tanya Beck, and Dana Lash is going to be the MC this year. We're having a musical performance. Nice. By country star Sarah Evans. We got the honorary chairperson is the whole vineyard family, and I say they should be the chair at every event we ever hold. They are the owners of Babe's Chicken. Yes.

Should we have Babe's Chicken be the yes is the answer to that? And it all benefits the general fund. Look, this is the part of the deal, right? When people, when we say, hey, help the people for this hurricane. Help the people for this flood. Help the people for this tornado. Help the people for this earthquake. All of that money goes to helping those people.

100%. All right. So to be able to pay the bills, keep the lights on, pay the salaries of some people that need to actually work and make sure that the money you designate goes to where you designate it, we need to pay them. And how we pay them is have a ball, this Mercury 1 ball, every year. And there'll be raffles and there'll be some other stuff that you'll be able to bid on to bring into your life for just a simple couple of dollars.

And there's also a chance to win a Mercedes-Benz, 2016 Mercedes-Benz from Mercedes-Benz of Plano. I'm going to double-check those rules because I may put in $100 to win this bag. bad boy. The CLA 250C. Mercedes-Benz a plane. Oh, you could win that. 100 bucks. Come on now.

100 bucks? For your chance at the Mercedes? Okay. Last year, Glenn reminded us last year we were up on stage, we drew the, the winner and the winner wasn't there. And they would not let me take it away. So I guess they were kind of serious that I couldn't win. Saturday, September 19th.

And go to mercury one.org. Mercury 1.org slash M1 ball. Yes, I will be there. Last year, I actually emcee, they didn't seem to make a big deal out of the MC when I did it. So, what does that tell you? They took a look at last year and went, you know, we really should get somebody that we could promote.

So Dana Lash is going to be the MC. And it'll be a lot of fun. They always are. And we'll also, you know, just come to the ball. Come to the ball. Enjoy the dinner. Joy the performances. Have a little bit of fun.

Enjoy some stuff. And get your take home a few things, and it all is to benefit Mercury 1. I mean, there's not a better evening that I can think of that you could have. I wanted to specifically thank my man. I told you about the gifts that I got it. We opened it up on Facebook Live when we opened up. the day we were supposed to open up Lucille. We didn't.

We had to wait. But I opened up his gifts from Burning Man. And inside the box was a letter, which I found later. I would have read it that day. But I found it later as I was going through the goods inside the box, the Burning Man goods, to take a look at what actually was. And the letter said, here are the Burning Man gifts promised to send. I only had two different years.

shot glasses. I know I have more someplace in the garage. This is me talking now. This is Jeff Fisher talking. Let me stop there. Find them. There is a couple of maps and address books and activities from a couple different years, which were really, really cool. The maps are outstanding of Burning Man. I love them, and there's a couple of them that may actually go into a frame. All the necklaces were gifts to me by other burners in different years. All the dust in the boxes from Black Rock City. I can't, I barely bring myself to throw the box away because it's got the, there's still some sand in it and it's like this could, this actual has actual dirt from Black Rock City. Now, how do you do a lollipop shot? First, do not clean the shot glasses. Got to do the shot as if you

were on the player. Get some Tutsi Pops, kettle one vodka. Put the ice cold vodka in a shot glass, choose your flavor of Tootsie Pop, put the pop in the shot glass and spin. Doesn't do much, but it's fun to watch you spin. Next, remove the pop. Remove the pop safely. Third, you don't want to poke your eye out, okay? So you want to move that thing out safely. Shoot the vodka, but do not swallow.

Shove the lollipop in your mouth. Then you swish, you suck, you swallow. whatever flavor you chose will be the flavor of the vodka. Okay, so you get the vodka in your mouth, lollipop in, swish, a suck, and swallow. If I was with you, I would place a shot glass around your neck and say, this is our gift to you. It's refillable, reusable, recyclable, and it effing glows in the dark. Enjoy from your ex-burner friend, Kualoot.

Thank you, Koylude. I appreciate it. I'm not sure if that means he's an ex-burner and a friend or if he's my ex-burner friend. So he's still a burner, but he's not my friend anymore. I sent you free stuff. Get over it. Move on with your life, okay? Anyway, there's some really cool stuff in there, and thank you very much, Akuelud.

and either way, whether you're an ex-burner that's a friend or you're an ex-burner friend. Either way, thank you. I appreciate it very much. Yeah, we'll leave it at that. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Now, from time to time, we have stories that are really kind of horrific. and you think to yourself, could it really happen?

I mean, could something like that really happen? And an Ohio woman has been accused of suffocating her three young sons over a 13-month period. She smothered each boy with a blanket because she didn't want to see them suffering. She said that she was depressed and worried for her sons and eventually would become abusive toward women. Now, she confessed and said all this. Now, her lawyers are arguing that, no, no, no, no, no. We can't use any of that stuff that she confessed about. Yes, we can.

She had a toddler and two infants, and she really did this out of jealousy that the attention the husband was giving to them is what she had told them. And it's stories like this that are just so horrific. I mean, I hate to say that we, I hate to say that we, see them all the time, but we see them frequently, right? And every time you think, how? How could someone let that happen?

I mean, over the 13-month period, over 13 months, this happened, three kids a year. And I know there's a justice system, and that's what, you know, that's what makes us the United States of America. and this is one of the things that makes us, you know, a great country is our justice system. But these particular stories make me really want to go back to town square and stoning in town square. I don't want to bury anyone.

I don't want to be part of, you know, the Islamic tradition of burying someone and throwing rocks at their head for looking at another guy. I don't want to do that. What I would like to do from time to time is perhaps, you know, restrain them in town square and being able to go there and knowing that what they did and then, you know, perhaps, you know, throwing a rock or two at them.

Perhaps just throwing a rock or two at them. Just to let them know, guess what? We don't like you. We don't like what you did. Now, when I say it out loud, it just doesn't work because I don't want people to be like that. I don't want to stole them. This woman obviously has, you know, something wrong with her mentally, and the people around her didn't recognize it. And they didn't recognize it way too late.

She had to kill three of her children before they recognized it. And then when I say it like that, I want to pick up a great big rock. This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. The Jeff Fisher Show returns on the Blaze Radio Network. So I was just asked during the break about the holiday lights. Because first of all, you know, here's the talk from a producer. certain radio. You know, next week, next week you should talk

about scary stuff and Halloween stuff because it's so close to Halloween. It'd be a great Halloween feature. Okay, well, that's true. And thank you. I appreciate the reminder. And, you know, it's good to remember and we do some Halloween stuff. Ha, ha, ha. But I'm really at the point where I'm kind of done with Halloween. I don't know why.

Maybe it's because you're 800 years old. It's possible. It's possible. You know, it's possible. I mean, my work is done as a parent when my children know the secret to getting huge amounts of candy. They already know it. I have taught them. My work is done.

Okay. I know, I gave them, I gave them the way to get extra candy from everyone. I taught them. And it works. Now, they expect. me to come along and to help them. And, you know, I'm just, I'm done. I'm over it. You know, I'm willing to say, look, I'll take you to one of the, one of the big box stores,

Sam's Clubs, I'll take you, you know, I'll take you to one of the, we'll go to Sam's Club and I'll buy you candy. There you go. here's the giant bag of candy shut the lights off and keep the kids away from the house I'm willing to do that but they like the idea of going out and getting candy I mean I'm over it

I'm over it I'll go do it and have fun and the cute little outfits and hell we talk to chuck and florida.com who's got doctors running around the country telling people how to fix up their homes for Halloween And there's a couple of really cool places in our neighborhood that do a pretty good job. They fix up their house pretty good.

It's, you know, it's kind of cool. I know you're wondering, but Jeff, what is the secret to getting, you know, a bunch of candy on Halloween? I don't know that I should tell you. I mean, it's a, I think I've probably let it slip from time to time on the air before. And I don't know that, you know, I don't know. I just know that, you know, I've come to enjoy Christmas and, you know, I like Christmas and I would skip right over Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving is fun and everything. I just never, I, you know, it seems like a lot of work.

There's a lot of extra work because there's Christmas coming up. So why do I get along all this trouble for Halloween and then have to tear that down so quickly? quickly and then move on to Christmas. At least Christmas gets to stay up for a little while. Halloween, you've got maybe a, what, a two-week, three-week window, and you're done. It's over. And you better get it done before, because once Halloween is over, you're done. That window has closed.

So it just seems like, I don't know, a waste of time management to me. And, of course, you know, I mean, I've got my wife is, you know, You know, out, I'm reminded, Did you ever get those, do you ever get those lights that you're going to use for decoration in the house? You said you needed one? Oh, yes. Yes, we got, we got, we've come to the,

we've come to the decision that we needed more than one. Because why, I mean, whew, why would you only need one? And that's just stupid. Stupid. Okay? When you can have multiple areas that you can use the lights to light up stuff. Instead of just that one area that you were originally concerned with. Wow.

Were you stupid thinking about just that one area? That's all I'm saying. You were stupid. because there's more than more than one area to think about. So anyway, Halloween, I'm just kind of over it. And, you know, I'll tell you the secret next week, okay? I don't feel like sharing my secret for some reason today.

But I know my work is done as a parent because my daughter, who was getting her outfit ready last night, and she got one thing that's a hat that, you know, she can wear, but she doesn't know if she wants to wear the hat because, you know, she's got a couple of things that she's going to go in her hair and, you know, and I said, well, hey, you know, you could probably use the hat to, you know, collect candy.

And she said to me my plan. My, she regurgitated my plan for me as to how to get more candy from people in using the hat as an example. And I thought my work is done. I have done my work as a parent. Okay. My children know how to go about Halloween and creating a scenario where you will get more candy because people say, oh, look at that.

And they give you more candy. And it works. It works. So I'll tell you that next week when I do the Halloween week. and I was going to tell you about different ways you can tell how people are lying to you. I read the story about how do you tell if people are lying to you. Well, first, it doesn't say it on here, but go with your gut. You kind of feel that.

But that whole head movement, breathing, stillness, repeating things, too much information, covering and touching, more covering the liar shuffle, loss for words and blinking stuff. You might want to keep an eye on that, too. Just saying. This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Only on the Blaze Radio Network. Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Welcome to it.

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Poop. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, good. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. The Talking Walking Dead is up so I can listen on my way home. I mean, it's just simple. I'm excited for this week, actually, for talking. I am fired freaking up.

Man, I am ready for some Walking Dead. I want to see some, I want to see some business. Okay? The San, I want to see some business. So I worked for a number of years in the grocery business. In fact, most of a lot of my younger years, I went to grocery stores and walked stores and walked warehouses because my father worked for superfoods, which was an IGA warehouse independent grocery association.

And so he was like the, you know, the, the go-between, the middleman, the guy that kept the grocery store's happy and made sure the warehouse was doing them right and deliveries were on time and you know, you walked the stores. So when I was a kid, we'd go on these trips and we'd drive to all these cities in Michigan for these road trips. Well, it'll be fun. And we stopped at grocery stores and my dad would say a load of the managers. It'd be Saturday. We'd walk the store. We'd get to make a look at the stores. So I mean, I've been walking grocery stores for a long time. And aside from the fact that I've been eating a lot of the things in the grocery store, most of my life, I've walked them and know what they're supposed to look like.

So, I mean, my wife still gets pissed at me when we go to the grocery store. I'm straightening up, you know, produce racks and I'm pulling the produce. The produce people working just look at me like, what? Because I pull produce and I just hand it to them. Here, it's bad stuff. Get it off the rack. I think it's so. I was like, what are you doing?

You don't work here. And I mean, I know good stores. I know good produce departments. I let you know the color schemes, all of it. I got, I got it. So what I read that what, you know, Facebook is now going to add food delivery feature. And there's a new place here that delivered food the other day here for us. And Amazon is creating, you know, their newest thing that you're going to.

to be able to, you know, their Amazon dash that they created, you know, they've got the Amazon dash that they've created and you go through your house, poop, and since your own little personal scanner where you order things on the Amazon dash. Come on now. I mean, I don't know. I like technology. I'm happy about the technology, no question. And I like, I mean, Amazon, I mean, forget about it. forget about it. They're going to put the grocery stores, you settle down. It's going to be the new way you better hop on board, figure out a way to hop on board, be the store for Amazon, something.

Because I don't know. That business is probably already long gone to be the deal for Amazon. They've got one big warehouse not far from where I live in the Metroplex. And that bad boy, they probably need 10 of them here by now, that size, just to fulfill the orders. But has Facebook, they said Facebook is going to start where you'd be able to order food.

Wednesday is part of its efforts to connect users and businesses. I didn't see that on my Facebook page. Let's go to Facebook and see, shall we? The Facebook page, I don't see where I can, it doesn't say, hey, Fatso, order food here. So I guess they don't have it. Buy and sell groups. Better like games,

photos. I never look at any of this stuff. Let's see what the side sells. Portals, Palm Hollas, create an event, payment history, send money. I haven't already done anything from you. I don't need to send any money. Create an ad.

No, I don't need that. Discover groups, live video. Okay, let's go to the buy and sell groups and see what the heck that is. Buy and sell groups. Oh, wow. Oh, trade, garage sales, all in my area. They're all.

all going on in my area I've got to look through that it might be some good stuff but that's not shops okay maybe under shops let's see what shops are maybe we shop and what's going on oh these are all personal little web shops

oh look at the dolly part and blue smoke oh my gosh from the smoky mountains is so pretty and the little coins and the second amendment coins and bumper stickers I support the police not criminal bumper stickers that doesn't have one of those on his car

the Pat Gray automobile. And look at the flight coffee cups and the airborne coffee cups and the things and the stuff. And Donald Trump shirts and masks. And I say, I read where Donald Trump masks are outselling Hillary masks. And for the last number of years, speaking of that, speaking of shopping, for the last number of years, the person who has sold the most Halloween masks. has won the election. So I wonder if Donald just went out and bought.

I just go out and buy a, go out and buy a couple million Donald Trump masks, so I'll sell the most. That doesn't count, Don. I mean, you might sell the most there, but that doesn't count. Okay? Just letting you know. But anyway, he's leading the, leading the pack on selling the most Halloween masks. So it might be a good sign for you Donald Trump fans.

all right but just remember now last week last sunday we missed that it was world food day did you know that did you know that it was world food day i didn't think so i didn't think so and it was pretty i mean 700 and 93 million people in the world struggle with food insecurity. Now that's, remember we got to think about wording here. 793 million people in the world struggle with food insecurity, meaning they do not have sustainable access to enough food to lead an active life. Today on World Food Day, which was last Sunday, scholars from the global economy and

development program present a new report on the scope of the efforts to end hunger worldwide. particularly in rural areas. Well, those rural areas could, I don't know, grow their own food. The 2016 update progressed toward SDG2. The U.S. response to the challenge of global food and nutrition security. Mapping needs, policies, and resources in Africa. I mean, we all need maps. She told us that almost 10 years ago now.

Right? Could America's smallest state lead the way toward the day? next energy age. Unlocking urban potential in Africa. These are what's going on around the global connection of the United Nations. And yet here in America, we are so, so. Well, I would say lucky and happy. But they, the United Nations, would say we are so horrific and overweight that we are

able to order food from our homes and have it delivered. I would say, a yes, we can. And as Sam Kinnison said many years ago, perhaps the people who live in, I don't know, the desert should move to where the food is. Kate, in Tennessee, you're on the broadcast. Hello? Hi, Jesse. Oh, my gosh.

This is like awesome. I listen to you every Saturday. And I have talked to Buck and Chris, but I've been waiting to talk to you. I think you are so great. And I can't understand why Glenn and Pat and Stu are so mean to you. I know. You look a really nice guy. I know.

I know. I think you're just jealous. But even when I listen to the Pat and Stu show, I love when you're on, especially when you do the news only Jeffrey has. but you are the right spot. And I just want to tell you that you are doing an awesome job. You are just great. Oh, thank you, Kate. I appreciate it.

And if they have a problem with it, you tell them to come talk to me. I'll send them straight. Oh, thank you, Kate. Be sure to, you know, don't be afraid to, you know, let your friends know. Well, I make sure that I've got you on at work. I mean, I've got nothing but the blaze on whenever I'm at work. And I'm at home. And I have a chance to, you know,

watch TV. I'm like, I've got to finish buck. I got to finish Chris. I got to finish Glenn. You know, it's like, you guys are addictive. You guys are like worse than Halloween candy. Thank you, Kate. I appreciate it. You take care of yourself. Those are very, very kind words and I appreciate it. And one of the things to remember, first of all, Kate, I'm happy to, you know, you can cross me off your bucket list now. You made it. You got it. Okay. There's no. In fact, you might as well just throw the bucket away because you have made it. But listen, here's the deal. All right, Glenn and Pat and Stu, you know, everybody's worried. How come they're so mean? All that kind of stuff. Look, just remember when you hear something like that going on in the program, just remember that I don't like them

one bit. So it doesn't matter. If I actually like them, it would, you know, maybe it could hurt my feelings a little. But, when you don't like people, it doesn't bother you. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.

This is the Jeff Fisher Show. Welcome to it. 888-903.33 is the phone number. One of the stories that I've been meaning to get to is a couple weeks old now. So, I mean, it's, you know, you probably already heard. But I just want you to know

that the Pentagon I want you to feel safer here in America. The Pentagon has changed the handbook, and it's issued a handbook, you know, sex change in the ranks. It's very important that we have that in the military. Don't you think? Under the new policies, military commanders are now responsible for approving or denying sex changes for troops who self-identify as the opposite sex. Transgender Service in the U.S. Military and Implementation Handbook published September 30th. The commander, informed by the recommendation of the military medical provider, the service central coordination, cells, and others, as appropriate, will respond to the request to the transition gender while ensuring readiness by minimizing impacts from the mission, including deployment operations, training, exercise, schedules, and critical skills availability, as well as to the morale and welfare and good order discipline of command.

Isn't that special? I mean, why else would you join the military if you couldn't change your sex? Huh? I know. Look, if you've got, if you're in the military and all of a sudden you come up with gender dysphoria, wow, how can you get through? How can you get through? Right?

I know. So you need to be able to change. and do that and be in the military. I wouldn't expect the commanders to say, uh, get over it. Uh, how about go fight?

How about you can deal with that when you get out of the military? Uh, how about your gender dysphoria can be put on hold? Oh, what? Jeff, how dare you? How?

dare you. My gender dysphoria cannot be put on hold. Okay? No. All right. And I will sue the United States military unless you provide me with the sex change.

Okay? Got it? I've got gender dysphoria. Okay? I have distress. I am experiencing transgender distress due to this mismatch between my gender and the sex assigned at birth. I joined the military and now I have gender dysphoria and I want you to pay for my sex change operation. Please thank you.

No. But in today's world, my no is your yes. So there you have it. Man, hasn't this country been great the last eight years? Yes, it has. Yes, it has. My gosh, you know what else has been great? The way you look.

I mean, seriously. Has anybody told you that yet? No? You do. This is the Jeff Fisher show. Thanks. See you next week. Only on the Blaze Radio Network.