Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Impression of Work… | 6/17/24

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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Yay! Congratulations to the Great Dane in West Des Moines, Iowa. Kevin, a three-year-old Great Dane. He's officially earned the title of the World's Tallest Living Dog from Guinness World Records. He stands on four paws. so he's not a handicapped dog he's got four paws

and from his feet to his withers three feet two inches so congratulations to Kevin the Guinness world record tallest living dog he stands on his four paws

from his feet to his withers at three feet two inches Now, I will say that. I look at a picture of them, and I feel like I've seen taller dogs making the rounds on the Internet. But I guess not, because Kevin is recognized as the tallest, along with Gennis. And they can't be wrong.

Guinness cannot be wrong. Then we have a monkey in the Phoenix Zoo, who now holds the title for the world's oldest living mandrel monkey in captivity. Wow, that's some disclaimers there as we break it down. So, Nikki, known by staff and visitors for her strong, independent, and dominant attitude. But she took the spotlight this week for a different reason because she is the world's oldest living mandrel monkey in captivity. And Guinness says so.

So it has to be true. Nikki turned 37 in January. Now, mandrel monkeys typically do not live past their early 20s, according to the zoo. Mandrel monkeys are the largest type of monkey native to Africa and are commonly known for their bright-colored faces and their red rear ends. And so congratulations to Nikki, who is now the world's oldest living mandrel monkey in. in captivity, according to Guinness World Records. Apparently, Nikki just does what she wants. She said that they say that her typical day at the zoo is interacting with her

enrichment keepers and other monkeys. But most of the time, you'll find her just hanging out and doing her own thing. Yeah, she does what she wants when she wants to do it. If she wants to go into the habitat first, she goes first. She wants to go last, she goes last. And if she doesn't want a particular food item, then they'll get her. or something else. She wants to take her time and hold everyone up behind her that

needs to come in too, then that's what she does. She really takes her time and observes things and decides what she wants to do. Besides a little arthritis, and that makes her a little hunched over because of her condition. She's healthy and has remained as strong willed as ever throughout

the years. So you can go to the Cincinnati's, or the Phoenix Zoo. I don't know. Thinking about Cincinnati Zoo, they've got another thing going on with their elephants, but we don't need, there's no world record there. Phoenix Zoo, who has the oldest living mandrel monkey in captivity. Congratulations to Nikki and Kevin, the tallest Dane in the world. World record holders, pretty sweet.

Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So if you've been trying to get through to the Wells Fargo wealth and investment management unit, it might be slow. because they just fired about a dozen employees last month after investigating claims that they were faking work. The staffers were all in the firm's wealth and investment management unit. They were discharged after a review of allegations involving simulation of keyboard activity,

creating impression of active work. So Wells Fargo, of course, holds employees to the highest standard. and does not tolerate unethical behavior. Really? Okay. Devices and software to imitate employee activity. You know, I guess, you know, mouse movers and mouse jigglers took off during the pandemic. Yeah, we talked about those.

And so I guess people have been, you know, figuring out ways to scam their employers. Duh. I mean, you can get those mouse movers and jigglers, I think, for, I don't know, 20. bucks online so but it says here they don't even know if they were using those gadgets and we don't know if they were working from home or not uh they just know that these people were faking work and uh no longer they don't have to fake not working because or working because they weren't working because now they're not working uh pretty incredible and i mean well fargo was they had people returned to office you know in a i know in their what they called their high

red flexible model in 2022. So now everybody expects most of their staffers to be in office. And Wells Fargo said we expect them to be there at least three days a week. Okay, whole three days a week are to show up. That's good. Many of the employees, such as branch workers, are in five days a week. Yet, duh. So the nation's fourth largest lender wanted to grow their wealth management under their new,

you know, executive officer Charlie Schwartz. I think it's sharp and his deputy. But can't be doing that when you have employees just faking work. So keep trying. Keep making those phone calls into the wealth and management group because sooner or later they'll get people to replace them so you'll be able to get through to the wealth and investment management unit. And other employees at Wells Fargo,

if you're using the old mouse diggers, I would say they're coming after you real quick. I would like to know how they figured out that they were just creating an impression of active work. I mean, if you're working and reading different wealth and investment management unit projects, strange to me that they would get busted, unless they were just putting the mouse down and walking away and, you know, with their feet up, you know, playing a game on their phone. Which is possible. I get that.

I know it was scamming work when, you know, he'd leave one phone in his office and he'd come in, he'd open up to office and put the phone on his desk, and then he would go golfing. And I guarantee, and ever so often, you know, he would just call that other phone in his office so that if people were walking by, you'd hear the phone ringing, and it was office was open until you think he's around here. Have you seen Bill? Yeah, he's around here somewhere. His office is open and his phone was ringing in there. But he's at the, you know, he's out of the golf course. I guess that would be creating the impression of active work as well. So it's fascinating. I'd like to get some details from Wells Fargo. And I'm sure that we won't. Wells Fargo has already been in, you know, hot water for

quite some time. I mean, they have, you know, they've already fired a bunch of and investigated a bunch of employees for their expense policy. They tried to get the company to pay for, you know, meals and everything and they, they lost their jobs for that too. Plus, Wells Fargo was in a big, big to do over the housing, mortgage markets. So, I mean, they're having, they've been having a tough time in the last few years. So good luck. Good luck to Wells Fargo. And I hope everything works out for those employees as well. Now, if those former Wells Fargo employees are now looking for a place to, you know, they're looking for a place to live and they need to move,

maybe they should get a hold of real estate agents I trust.com. I can help them out a little bit. You know, I mean, real estate agents I trust pairs you with the best real estate agent in your area, someone who knows the best practices, someone who understands the crazy housing market, someone who's a team leader and a closer, someone you can trust, someone who doesn't just simulate work, but actually works.

So if you're thinking about buying or selling a home or forced into selling a home and moving, either one, get in touch with real estate agents, I trust.com. I mean, the name pretty much says it all, real estate agents, I trust.com. You know, it was started a while ago from, you know, the guy that I work with down the hall,

Glenn Beck, He was led up and down and with false claims from a handful, even more than a handful of real estate agents. And it was such a nightmare. And he figured that if he was having such a hard time, what do everybody that only moves once or twice in their lives have to do? And that's why he started real estate agents, I trust. So, I mean, those hassles are, you know, look, buying and selling a home is not as easy as they seem. and so it's good to have someone on your side. Real estate agents I trust.com.

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to the debate. And they said, remember we talked about them saying, yeah, there are other networks. We're going to allow other networks to carry the feed. And I'd hope that maybe, you know, the Blaze would do that. And we could cover it live and, you know, make fun of it. Ha. But now CNN has cobbled together some of these rules that the networks must do

to be able to run the CNN debate. The networks must display CNN's. on-screen logo through the simulcast. The other networks can put up their own graphics during the debates, which will be nominated or moderated by CNN's Jake Tapper and Danabash, which will be great. But the cable's network logo must clearly be visible during the event. Then they're also policing other outlets' language about the debate, requiring them to refer to the June showdown as the CNN-Pet.

presidential debate. So if we want to talk about it, while it's on, you've got to talk about the CNN presidential debate. Any on-air promotions or ads for the telecast must refer to it as the CNN presidential debate simulcast, while program guides and TV listings must call the event simulcast, CNN presidential debate. And another presidential debate first, the cable network will include a pair of commercial breaks during the 90-minute event,

each three and a half minutes long. Okay. Other outlets running the simulcast can opt to use their own commercials instead of those sold by CNN. Okay. But having their own anchors or commentaries opine during the breaks or at any point during the event is verboten. Yeah, so you won't be able to do that. We won't be able to make fun of it as it goes on.

That's incredible. network executives told the times they are pushing back on requirements that some may opt to air promos for the simulcast if they utter CNN's and everything. I'm not going to do that. CNN. Is there any other stupid rules that you've got to do? I don't think so.

I mean, that's what, so I don't know if it will be air here on the blaze. I am not privy to any communications that they've had with CNN. I'd be surprised if you see it on some other networks as well. Some of these other networks may. pay to simulcast it and just not promote it. And then when it's on, you'll see them promoting themselves above the CNN logo and call it the simulcast. But, you know, they won't promote it so they don't have to keep saying, you know, other than the other neck we'll have to keep saying CNN every time they promote the presidential debate.

Yes, we will be airing this presidential debate instead of saying, we have to say, we asked we'll be airing the CNN presidential debate Yeah, okay And we have to call the event the simulcast So good luck We're probably only going to have to Have to watch it on CNN And you can't make fun of it while it's on

But we certainly can make fun of it Afterward We will be able We could air it And again I am not privy to any communication But you know It'd be fun to have the event and just air it and then replay it.

I don't know if they'll give you the rights to replay it and then you could make fun of everything there and play clips. Probably not. In today's world, probably not, which is really sad. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink it. Desperately.

So I see where Inside Out 2 premiered. They say it grossed 155. million in North American theaters. Biggest opening weekend of the year. It also marks the second biggest debut for any animated movie in history behind only Incredibles 2 in 2018. And I went to see Incredibles 2 at the theater

the first weekend too. And I almost went to see Inside Out 2 this weekend. I told you. Because you told me how good it was. It was fantastic. On Friday, because you had gone to see it Thursday. Just so that you know, it's still fantastic. Really, even since Thursday?

Last week? Yes, just last week. And my son just saw yesterday and on Sunday again with a friend. Wow. And he told me it's still good. They have not changed anything yet. I mean, think of this. Disney has not had a $100 million movie since Barbie last summer.

Wow. I mean, that's, they put nothing out. Disney and, but this was Pixar. Yeah. You know, but anyway, they almost, I should have gone. He should have. He should have. It was really good.

And the reason why I think they left the wokeness out is because this was the last movie for Pixar. They had to. To either make it or Pixar was done. Yeah, I mean the head guy, whatever his name is for Pixar, he said. Mr. Pixar. That's it. That's what it is. Yeah.

His friends call him P. Picks. Oh, oh, man. Picks. Am I in trouble with him? Yes, you are. Anyway, he said, I read where he said. that if this did not go well, the whole thing is going to be taking a look at,

which means we may be, you have a nice day, go look for another job. You, yeah, have a nice day, go look for another job. And the movie is, the movie has... I love the first one. The first one was great. And this is just a follow-through from the same family, all of it, yeah. But the thing that was going to say is, this movie had the best way for the woke agenda that to be introduced because it's a 13-year-old girl.

She's about to hit puberty. Right. She's trying to fit in. She's going from middle school to high school. Doesn't know how she feels about things. She doesn't know how to feel about things. She's trying to impress the popular girl, the popular girl highlights, and then just a group of girls.

And it was. And they didn't. They just made it a normal. A normal movie. Well, an old school. What we think, what we perceive as a normal teenager. Yes. It's just a,

it's a coming of age. Boy, what happened to normal teenagers? Right. I mean, we don't even anybody. This movie, this movie,

portrays it very well. So so far, I've seen if with Ryan Reynolds, 10 out of 10. Supposed to be good. Okay. Inside out two came out this weekend. You know,

this is great. You know, this is why they just need to stream this to my house. I just, I don't have to go out to the theater. If just got a, a streaming date. I haven't looked at it I just saw it

Is that today? Probably not Probably not Yeah so see But then the next one is Despicable Me Yeah that looks good I saw the previews of that

That's July 3rd But between Despicable Me And Inside Out There's a movie that I think Me and you Should need to watch together You are not seriously

Talking about Horizon Are you? Oh no I'm talking about A Quiet Place Oh I'm pissed Because a quiet place

And the Horizon Come out the same weekend. Quiet place look good, but I won't. I mean, unless I... No, I'm all serious. We need to go see Horizon. Unless my wife says,

let me should go see a quiet place, and she won't, because she'll say, well, we can stick to wait for the house. Which I... No, I'm fine with that, but I'm kidding.

I'm just upset that a quiet place and the horizon are fighting that weekend. Well, we've got to see Kevin's new movie. Yeah, I mean, this is it. We've got to see this. No question. I definitely want to see that at the theater.

So we'll meet you Friday. I buy the tickets, you buy the snacks. Oh, just get us the tickets. You just get us the tickets. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll buy the tickets. You buy the snacks.

Or you can buy the tickets and I'll buy the snacks. My internet's down right now. I was going to log in and get the tickets. You pointed at another computer. I can't. I'd like to log in. But no, your computers are right in front of you. You're pointing us nothing.

And I just can't do it right now. So just get us the tickets. I'll get us a ticket. And, uh, do you know which one we go? Get tickets. Yeah, tickets. And, uh, I'll get my ticket and I'll get your ticket. That's fine.

Now, do we have to sit together or do we need a buffer? Oh. Is it recliners? Oh, we can sit together with that. Okay, cool. Because it's probably going to be packed. Oh, it's definitely going to be packed. If, uh, if, if nobody, we'll get a, but we use a buffer if it's not packed.

Okay. Okay. Just because they tell you have to sit in a seat doesn't mean you have to when nobody's at the theater. Okay. Inside Out 2. I know you don't want this segment to be long, but I have to complain. I got tickets.

So here, here's my, and you tell me if I'm doing it wrong. Okay. I know there's about 15 minutes of commercials. I don't want to see it. In fact, they've gotten longer. They've gotten longer.

We went to see, we went to see Apes. Okay. We went to see Apes. And it was never ending. It was never ending. I mean, we have, once her face,

we have what's her face. Yes. The trivia girl. We got to put up with the dentist. They're hawking their business in all around the area, which I'm fine with. I got no problem with the commercials. Makes me think maybe I should buy a two in the fat ad for the movie theater. It has to be cheap, right?

Right. Come on, it could not be expensive. No, we cannot. Okay. So, but it's never ending. It's forever. Get to the movie. So I timed it.

I got a timed out. It's about 15 minutes. I maybe see one to two trailers, which I'm okay with it. Oh, there was a lot more than that. I mean, I'm even not counting until we get to the trailers. Oh. You want, because we were there early. We got there.

We got there early, I guess, for that sake, which is I know what you're leading into to get there. There's no point to get there early. There's no point to get there. Why? Unless you, you know. But, and then here's a cool thing. It's like, I don't know, modern TV, modern movie theaters have let you pick your own seat. Yeah.

That way you know your seat is. Absolutely. You know where that's where your seat is. Well, some douchebag was sitting on my seat. Oh, no, you got to move. bro. And I told them, I didn't think anybody was here.

Well, he said, oh, I'm 12. I'm like, no, sir. I'm 11 and 12. And the reason why I did that was because the third seat I will buy here because what I did, I didn't buy seats together. I broke the, the couch. No one wants to sit with a stranger. So you skip it.

Oh, well, no one's sitting here. I'm like, I don't care that no one's sitting here. Here are my tickets. Get out. Thank you. So I put my son on that seat and my wife on the other seat. I went to go get the popcorn because I still have time because we timed this. Go up.

The doucheback moved my son. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is a no. You did not allow that to happen. It took the world for me not to stop this movie. Oh, my gosh. They would have had to stop the movie.

I just went ahead and sat on the other side. Oh my gosh, Chris Cruz. I am so disappointed at you. I sat on H-17 and I was supposed to sit on age 13. But here's the thing. I would accidentally spill my drink, spilled my popcorn, all of it. Before I left, I woke up my daughter because she was sleeping.

Yeah, well. And she was crying. Good. And crying. Good. And held her right in front of his face. Oh, she cried to his face. Good.

And she spilled. Good. I hope she barfed over him. The soda on him. Yes. And I was like, thank you. I was like, huh. Thank you.

Good girl. Maybe you would have just sat there. Good girl. In fact, let me shake you up a little bit and turn you upside down. Maybe you can puke all over this guy too. You want to sit there some more? I was pissed. Oh, man.

I was pissed. That's different than what I'm talking about, though, because I'm talking about, like, if I go into a theater and there's, you know, it's not full. Yeah. And I have, I have a lot of these two tickets, 10, 11, 11, 12, whatever it is, you know, in the middle of the theater. And nobody's there. Yes. And, you know, we could use a buffer. We put the snacks and stuff in the middle seat and you're fine.

Yeah. No, that's perfect. And if somebody shows up, which they have, by the way, other times. Yeah. And I'm like, no problem. Sorry. No problem. I thought we were not coming in.

Yep, I got you. Just give me a second. We'll move everything. We'll get everything reconfurbalized. We'll be fine. It's not re-comfortableized. It's on me. I got you.

No problem. Take care of it. Absolutely. That's different than you are. Yes, it is. That I told you this is my seat. Move your old ass. Yes.

Get out. To the other. There's in my seat. And you were not moving my kid. I left and you moved my kid? Yeah. You put your, you put your dominance over a kid.

A 13-year-old. No. Yeah. No. That's not happening. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I learned that lesson.

I should have sent her to get this next. Oh my. Well, first of all, that's first and foremost. I don't know why we were even, that's not even a discussion. I was going to let that slide, actually, because I'm so pissed at this guy for bossing your son around. Yeah. Because I get the predominance. You just move over.

Just move over. Just move on, kid. Yeah. You'd move over. No, you screw off. That's BS. That's BS. He's pissed at you.

and he takes it on a son. I would have taken the diaper off that baby. It was like, let her crap all over him. Oh my gosh, I'm so mad at him right now. I don't even know who he is. It's the matcha or the three ensemble

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but the dog named seven The Belgian Melanos who played Daryl Dixon's dog

on the Walking Dead has sadly died. The announced his death, Norman Reyes said, who plays Daryl on the Walking Dead, said, Gonna miss you seven.

Best TV buddy ever. He was originally, remember he was originally owned by one of Daryl's business friends out in the woods, and then she disappeared. And so the dog stuck with him. And he,

I guess Daryl had requested a dog for quite some time to be on the show. So they finally worked it out where he got the dog. There is no cause of death listed for seven. So I'm not sure how seven died. Everyone's just taking it for granted. Yep, he's dead.

Sorry. He just died. That's what dogs do. Oh, okay. So, you know, rest in peace, seven, the dog from the walking dead. He was on a lot of episodes. He was on, I don't know, 26 episodes. including the finale.

So, you know, rest in peace to seven the dog from the walking dead. Then we have Dr. Michael Mosley. Dr. Michael Mosley dead at the age of 67. The only reason, I don't know who Dr. Michael Mosley is, maybe I should, but he was vacationing on a Greek holiday, on some Greek island. And he went for a walk and then he's dead. He fell down some ravine.

And the thing that amazed me most was they talked about, it took five days to search for him in this, what they called extreme heat. And they deployed dogs, helicopters, firefighters, drones, local civilians, police officers from the island. And I mean, who was this guy? I mean, if it would have been Bill the Grocer, would have they done that to try to find him?

So apparently he went out for a walk in that they never saw him again. And they finally, some guy, one of the, I think it was a bartender. I'm not sure. Anyway, they were out looking for him. And they go, hey, hey, what's that down there? I think I saw something down there by the fence. And there it is. And yeah, that's where he was.

So they sent it off, after they finally got him out there, they sent him off for an autopsy. So they wanted to rule out any possibility that Mosley died due to a criminal act. Okay. I guess we'll see. I mean, a couple people hurt themselves trying to find him. So anyway, rest in peace, Dr. Michael Mosley dead at the age of 60s. but I do question.

I'm glad we found him and I'm sorry that he's dead and I hope that there was no foul play. I mean, they found him down in a ravine. If you gave him a little shove, would they be able to tell that? Because it would just look like a fall, right? Right, because they said he'd been dead for several days when they found him.

So anyway, I just found it strange that, man, they sent out the dogs and the helicopters of the firefighters, the drones, and search parties and police, oh my. And they, well, eventually with all that help, they finally found him. Dr. Michael Mosley dead at the age of 67, rest in peace. Now we have a marriage that is dead. Now that's it.

No humans dead, though. But Billy Ray Cyrus and Fire Rose married in October of last year, less than a year ago. and Billy Ray, 62 now, filed for divorce from the singer, whose real name is Joanna Rose Hodges. The court documents cite irreconcilable differences and inappropriate marital conduct as a reason for the divorce. And Cyrus is also seeking an annulment on grounds of fraud.

So after he filed for divorce, she went on some big spending spree. So he filed a restraining order, and he wants to prevent her from any unauthorized use of his credit cards and accounts. He said the whole thing was based on fraud. Duh. And he filed an emergency motion with the court against the wife to prevent her from using his personal and business accounts and credit cards. he said that fire hose has made over 37 unauthorized charges to his business account

amounting to a total of $96,986. These charges also include a $70,000, over a $70,000 payment made to her attorneys. Well, yeah, you filed a divorce, so you should pay for her attorneys. Right, Billy Ray? And he's concerned that she's in possession of other information that she may use to make fraudulent, unauthorized charges to my business and personal credit cards and accounts. Got it?

So, sorry, rest in peace to the marriage of Billy Ray Cyrus and Fire Rose. I think I called her Fire hose earlier. It's Fire Rose. Rest in peace to that marriage. Cyrus also alleged that Fire Rose has over 500,000 in liquid and investment. assets at her disposal and that she owns real estate in Los Angeles valued over at seven figures. He's now asking his wife for a refund or to return whatever she bought using his business credit card. So she's doing okay for herself? No question. So good luck. The fight is odd. Billy Ray does not

want fire hose. He wanted to call her fire hose. And you can write your own jokes with that to not use any more of his credit cards and his money. So the The marriage is long over and done. Rest in peace. Be sure to follow me on my social media accounts at Jeffie JFR on X. Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. You can follow me on my YouTube page Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. And you can email the show anytime chewing the fat at the blaze.com.

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And there was any issue with animals getting into the wiring and chewing it up. And those animals have been dealt with, humans first. So they have been dealt with. However Saturday morning, they weren't dealt with. Now, I was just, I just gotten out of taking a shower. And I get the news. So I put a T-shirt on and I post a video. and then I'm catching, you know, people are hollering at me

for wearing an old crinkle, you know, bacon collar shirt, and I had a little hole in the T-shirt. It's just a Saturday morning T-shirt that I threw on, okay? And if you want to send me money, Jeff E.C.T.F. on my PayPal, you could do that any time for new T-shirts, no problem. But I have decent T-shirts. I just wasn't wearing one that Saturday morning.

So you're not going to make me feel bad. okay, you're just not going to, although you kind of did. You kind of hurt my feelings. But hey, thanks for listening, thanks for watching, and thanks for following me. Sometimes the best gifts aren't gifts at all. Their experiences, journeys, something that unraps them. This year, help them explore their past with ancestry DNA, help them discover where they come from and who they're connected to. Now, with even more regions, exclusive features, and incredible detail. see where they're from and the paths that shape their family's story. This holiday, give more than a gift.

Give AncestryDNA. Visit Ancestry.ca for more details. Terms apply. So is it just me or is it interesting, more than just interesting. It's kind of, well, it is just interesting. Let's just leave it at that. It's just interesting to me that after Elon Musk won his battle against the Delaware judge and now gets his pay package that was voted on prior to this last voting on session,

and that he now is going to move headquarters for Tesla from Delaware to Texas. Now we have former SpaceX employees suing Elon for sexual harassment and retaliation. Now we have a former neurolink worker claiming that there was some sort of workplace sexual harassment, and they claim that they made her work with monkeys, with herpes, and they've got all these claims coming against Elon. It's just me that that's coincidence.

I'm sure that's what it is. Never mind. It's just, I don't even know why I brought it up. It's just silly of me to think about that. I will say, though, that Elon said on his call that Tesla may become like a $25 trillion company. so because of the optimist humanoid robot

and I don't know that I disagree with them I know he released the robot folding laundry demo video which you know robotics engineers oh that wasn't autonomous they were being operated with humans at controls okay

but Elon said that hey it's not going to be long before they could cook or clean for you. He should just stop right there. Because I've said all along, get me a robot that could cook and clean. I'm in.

I want one in my house right now. He's talking about do factory work or even teach your children. Yeah, whatever. You can do whatever you want on your own time. But right now I need to cook and clean. I'm in. And if that's optimist or whatever robot that is,

then that's who it is. But that needs to happen, Elon. You need to work on that. Don't worry about those gigafactories all over the world. Don't worry about moving from Delaware to Texas. Get on the robot thing. We need them to cook and clean

and then we can worry about that whole factory work and other things that we need done. But first and foremost, you're cooking and you're clean. and if you can call, if you want me to call them Optimus, fine. I'd rather call them Dubot. But, you know, you can call them Dewey.

Either way, whatever you want, I just want it to be done. So make it happen. So as I'm scrolling through the interwebs, I run across this to-do list, and there's 10 things on here. And a few of them are pretty good. We need to do this. We need to make this happen.

A few of them anyway, not all of them. Number one, Vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar, eat in public. That's a funny idea. I'm not going to eat the mayo, though. No, you're not going to make me eat mayo out of a jar. But I like the idea of putting vanilla pudding in the mayo jar. Hire two private investigators, get them to follow each other.

Ha! Wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons on a street corner. I mean, that'd be, you know, a funny video, I guess. Get into a crowded elevator and say, I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today. I mean, if you can film it, yes, it'd be funny to watch, and it'd be funny for yourself to do it, just to do it for the fun of it.

But in today's world, you've got to film it. Major in philosophy and ask people why they would like fries with that. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. And when someone answers, yell, it worked. and run out cheering. That would be hilarious. Again, it would be great to film it.

But it would also be a couple of the elevator one, and this one would be really fun. I had the vanilla pudding one. Would be really fun for your own kicks. You know, it would be worth a smile. What year is it? Yes, it worked. That's funny.

Become a doctor. Chains name to Acula, or Acula. Dr. Acula. I'm not sure that's not funny. Why not name yourself, I'd like to name myself, you know, Richard Dick. So Richard Head, there you go, that's what it is, Richard Head. Name yourself that, so you can be Dr. Dick Head.

That's just off the top of my head. I mean, there's got to be better. You can write your own jokes to that. Change your name to Simon, speak in third person. It'd be funny. It's funny for yourself, right? Buy a parrot. This is actually good.

This needs to happen. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, help. I've been turned into a parrot. That would be funny. That would be funny. Help. I've been turned into a parent.

From the parrot. You get it. And number 10 would be follow joggers around in your car, blasting eye of the tiger for encouragement. That would just be, you know, being kind of fun but annoying but it'd be funny if you could film it again a lot of these in today's world if you could you know film it and post it uh you'd even get more laughs out of it but let's see the parrot for sure help i've turned into a parrot

a parrot uh the vanilla pudding in a mayo jar yep um let's see what else was the other one oh the year running into the store asking what year it is yes it worked Yes, I love that. And maybe you change your name to, you know, become a doctor. Call yourself Dr. Dick Head. Paging. Dr. Dick Head. Dr. Dick Head.

Yeah, I like that better than Dr. Acula. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.