Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ionospheric Hole… | 11/19/24

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So the great state of Texas now has a new ride share service with the drivers who are armed. And it's coming to Texas. A black wolf is expanding into Dallas, Austin, and Houston, Texas. They're going to be here by the end of the year. Well, it is the end of the year, so bring it on. Oh, the end of this year or the start of 2025.

So sometime in the next, I don't know, a couple of months, Dallas, Austin, and Houston will have Black Wolf rideshare service with drivers who are armed with guns. And the company is looking to hire 50 more drivers. So if you're looking for a gig, you can reach out to Black Wolf. If you can carry a gun and are an actual driver. Yeah, right. Have that ready to rock and roll.

So cities in Daytona Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Myers, Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa, West Palm Beach, Miami, Nashville, Tennessee, Phoenix, Scottsdale, Arizona, all have Black Wolf. Obviously, those first cities were Florida, duh. And so Black Wolf says they have more than 300,000 users right now. Okay. The inspiration to create Black Wolf stemmed from an encounter the head guy, King Brown, had with a female client. And he's worked as a security contractor and a private investigator. And he said that this female client suffered from sex trafficking. Okay.

And then he became interested in creating a ride share dedicated to the safety of its passengers. All right. Am I listening? Why am I listening? Yeah, what you're going to do? What's you going to do? You're going to call Black Wolf is what you're going to do to feel safe. If you want to go someplace and feel safe, just call Black Wolf.

And they will have an armed driver take you wherever you want to go. Pretty sweet. Pretty sweet. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Good news for all you. employees at Boeing that just signed your new union contract for more money and more insurance and less time to work. Well, Boeing has said that they're going to now lay off more than

2,000 workers in Oregon and Washington as part of a broader plan to cut 17,000 jobs or roughly 10% of its global workforce. So aren't you happy that you signed the new deal? And I'm happy for you that you're going to be making more money. You don't have to work as much. You have to better insurance. Well, you won't be working. But, oh, well. And I see where Associated Press saying they're going to cut 8% of their workforce as well.

Wow. So, all right. You know, I would say apply it, Black. Apply become a armed ride share service driver. And then you'll be fine. No worry about it. Then you'll be fine. Oh, and we have an update.

It was a productive day in South Carolina. We're down to four monkeys still free outside of the Alpha Genesis facility in Yamacy, South Carolina. So we've got four more still out there. Nah, da-da-boo-boo. We're still, you can't catch us. Left to be captured there in South Carolina. So, you know, the ones that they have caused. yesterday. We're in good

help and the others, I guess, are according to the experts are continuing to thrive. But I would say that I guess they're all in one area now so they have a good idea of where the Alpha Genesis laboratory monkeys are.

So I guess you're probably safe and leaving your windows open and your doors unlocked now because there wasn't any problem anyway. but just to be safe, they want to alert all the residents. But now I guess you're fine because there's four left,

and we kind of know where they all are. So, you know, you're fine. Don't even worry about it. Everything will be fine. And I said yesterday, and before, have your guns locked and loaded, man. Because if one of those Alpha Genesis monkeys... Wait, no, I don't want that thing.

That's the orangutan. going through the whole animal thing. Don't forget we had the mountain lion get killed this past weekend here in Texas. Oh my gosh. No, there's no elephants on the loose right now. Take it easy. Take it easy. It's fine. Don't worry about it. We're just talking about monkeys.

But be locked and loaded for any of those animals. I'm telling you that right now. You don't want none of that. And you may need a bigger locked and loaded weapon if that elephant actually breaks loose. But the emus, in South Carolina are still on the loose. So, I mean, I don't know what's going on with Thelman and Louise, but they have not been captured.

And you don't want none of the emos. And don't make sure that's a reminder that Fluffy takes off after one or two of those emos, Fluffy's going down because the emu is not going to take it from your dog. So anyway, there's Thelma and Louise, the not trained emos are still on the loose in South Carolina and four monkeys are still on the loose in your great state as well. And just a heads up.

That's all just a heads up from chewing the fat. And I guess we're supposed to thank the New York governor for changing the transit authorities' toll into Manhattan. It was supposed to be, they wanted to charge everybody $15 to enter Manhattan. in the busiest areas between 5 a.m. and 9 p.m. each weekday and 9 to 9 on weekends. Oh, okay. So if you had an easy pass, which, you know, everyone does if you travel into the city, it would be $15 every time. Well, the governor said, well, that's too much. You know, let's make it $9.

Oh, oh, well, thank you. Thank you so much. So the New York City's Transit Authority voted 12 to 1 to approve. the first of the nation daily toll on vehicles entering Manhattan Central Business District, starting around January 5th. I guess we don't know what day it's going to start. Yeah, around there. We'll just pick up, whatever we want to start it. We'll start it. Oh, okay.

So it's supposed to generate $15 million to help modernize the city's 120-year-old transit system. Haven't they been doing upkeep all along? Apparently not. So the fee is set to increase to the original $15, by 2031. And trucks with the easy pass are going to be charged 1440 during the same hours. Oh, okay. Now, the governor, Kathy Hocel unveiled the revised initiative last week. She put out a nice video saying it's economic concerns.

We care about you. And $15 to enter Manhattan is just two days. darn much. So out of concern for you and economic concerns, we want to change it to $9. Thanks. Thank you, Kathy.

I mean, thank you, Governor. That is good for, that's nice of you to be thinking of us while you're milking us dry for every dime you can get. Now, opponents are saying, well, won't commuters take different routes and park in other places, which would increase pollution in other parts of the city that you're trying to say is going to reduce in

Manhattan? We don't worry about that. That's fine. And I will say that the federal transportation authorities have to approve the plan. And President-elect Donald Trump has said that he will terminate once in office. Yeah, Don's not going to let that happen. No, I'm sorry. No, we're not going to charge people coming into his beautiful Manhattan.

Nine bucks a pop during weekdays? No, that is not going to happen. But it still could. Maybe, you know, but it's going to happen, I mean, it's going to happen the first of the year. And then at least for, you know, the first part of January, the first three weeks of January, which makes me think that it will start around January 5th. Yeah, January 1, it will begin, guaranteed. So, because they're going to want to get as much money.

out of it as they can before Trump terminates the plan. And so be ready, be prepared if you travel into Manhattan and you have an easy pass for economic concerns and over caring for you. It's only going to be $9 and not $15. So, man, that's great when government looks out for you, isn't it? So if you don't think that it's a good thing when government looks out for you, because really they don't look out for you, then you know that you probably should be prepared on your own.

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that links NATO allies, Finland and Germany? Yeah, that was severed in the Baltic Sea this week. And they say, it could possibly be sabotaged. What was it, a fish ran into it and cut it up? I don't know. I don't know. Could be. Who knows?

So according to all reports, the cybersecurity and telecoms network, CINIA, C-I-A, said that Fault was initially detected in its C-Lion-1 submarine cable, the only undersea cable connecting Finland to Central Europe just after 4 a.m. on Monday. So we've got that going on. And then we have Ukraine who just launched missiles into Russia. Huh. So Russia now says Ukraine has fired U.S. supply long-range missiles into the country. That was just a day after President Joe Biden, I'm sorry, Washington, gave its permission for such attacks.

All right. So Ukraine used the Army tactical missile system in a strike on Russia's, Buryansk region this morning, B-R-Y-A-N-S-K region, the Ministry of Defense in Moscow said five missiles were shot down and one damaged with its fragments causing a fire at a military facility.

The strike represents the first time the long-range missiles have been used on Russia's internationally recognized territory, and we gave the go-ahead for that, saying that it was okay. So Russia's foreign minister said, well, we're going to proceed from the understanding the missiles were operated by American military experts.

So, fun there. Fun, fun there. One thing we don't have to worry about. And I saw this and I thought, I don't know that it's true, but I believe it. According to this, Oreo has constructed an asteroid-proof bunker in Norway. To safeguard their cookies. recipes. This strategic initiative unveiled on November 8th in, wow, 2020. So this initiative

has been around since 2020. Echoes the design of the renowned global seed vault, which houses a diverse collection of seeds to preserve global biodiversity, positioned in Asfalabard, the archipelago between Norway and the North Pole. This vault is built to withstand extreme conditions, ensuring the preservation of Oreo's treasured recipes and products. That will sound like this should be on What's the Lie? Oreo is constructed an asteroid-proof bunker in Norway. What is the lie? This unusual marketing move aligns with recent trends in advertising to emphasize larger-than-life stunts to capture public attention.

Oreo's doomsday vault aims to protect their iconic cookies from potential asteroid threats, specifically referencing asteroid 2018 VP1, which was a concern in early November. Okay, and we know that that concern didn't pay off. So the vault contains Oreos powdered milk and the recipe all wrapped up in Mylar to resist extreme temperatures, moisture, and air. So that's good.

That's good. No matter what's happening going on around the world, Oreo recipes and products will be something. safe. And if that wasn't horrific enough, we have a new study that says SpaceX Starship Rocket that exploded

the unexpected detonation during a test flight in 2023. According to Russian scientists, that tore an ionospheric hole in the upper atmosphere.

It's the first time this type of hole has been created by a human caused explosion. Wow. The high-altitude explosion of one of SpaceX's supersized starship rockets last year temporarily ripped a hole in the upper atmosphere. That's from a new study of Russian scientists. And it says for the first time this type of atmospheric disturbance has been created by a human-caused explosion. Okay, so SpaceX launched its super heavy starship rocket, the largest and most powerful rocket ever built for the second time ever from SpaceX Starb. base in Texas.

And around four minutes after lift-off, the rocket's first stage, the large lower part of the that contains the main engines, detached from the upper part of the rocket, as planned, but unexpectedly exploded shortly afterward. There's a hole in the sky where the tree

once was, somebody's making money. Then another four minutes later, the rest of the rocket blew up at a larger, rapid, unscheduled disassembly, around 90, three miles above the ground when a fire started as the rocket vented liquid oxygen. Okay.

Now, that meant that there is a giant atmospheric disturbance, which of course is an ionosonic hole, no, an ionospheric hole. There's a hole in the sky where the tree once was. Somebody's making money. What do you have to say to that? Elon Musk? Mr. Occupy Mars? Richest guy on the planet?

What do you have to say to that? Probably nothing. Probably nothing. Did he respond to this study? Well, he did say at one point. Like, whatever. It was almost that. He was like, yeah, the rocket would have made it to orbit

if we'd have been carrying a proper payload. So, you know, what are you going to do? Sorry about the, at that time, they didn't even know what type of damage had been done. There's a hole in the sky where the tree once was. Somebody's making money. Exactly. That's exactly what happened. All right. All right, let's go to the break room.

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Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I may not respond to them all, but I do see them all. Congratulations, I guess, are in order. Speaking of X, Donald Trump has now surpassed Taylor Swift in followers on X to become the eighth most followed account on X. He has 94,734,777 followers. Well, I mean, at the time of this report,

at real Donald Trump, officially has 94.8 million. Corey, if you look at his X account, So if you look at the list of, you know, top people on X. And my X account at Jeffrey JFR is just, I mean, it's just under the top 10. I know. I know. I really want to be top 10.

And I appreciate, you know, if you know someone and you want to tell someone, hey, follow at Jeffrey JFR to get me, you know, crack me into the top 10. That would be great. number one is Elon Musk, of course, at 205 million followers. And I'm guessing, and I don't know this for a fact, but if I own the company, I would be sure that I always had the most followers, just saying. Barack Obama is number two on X with 131.2 million followers on X. Ronaldo at Cristiano has 113.8 million.

Justin Bieber has 109.7 million. I mean, these guys all use their Instagrams too, so I don't even know if they use X anymore. I just rubbing it in our faces. Rihanna has 108.2. Katie Perry has 105.6. Okay. Miranda Modai has 103.6 million.

And then we get into number eight, which is the real Donald Trump at 94.7. Taylor Swift at 94. point seven. Well, he has 94.8 right now. And Swift has a 94.7, but just by numbers. I mean, he's just out going above Taylor. And then NASA is number 10 with 83.8.

Ooh, Laida Gaga is 11. Huh, weird. Okay, Kardashian way down. But she uses Instagram. So that's the, those are the ex-fowers. And at Jeffrey JFR is just, I mean, just, it's almost there. Almost there. Just not quite.

So congratulations to Donald Trump. I mean, does it, look, he promotes his damn truth social all the time. And how wonderful truth is. So, I mean, we're going to give him, he gets truth and X. Man, what a, what a Bogart. I mean, wow, we came to the presidency. Now he wants more? Okay, fine.

I see where they are saying now that the advertisers are returning to X, after their big boycott, uh-huh, Comcast, IBM, Disney, Warner Brothers Discovery, Lionsgate Entertainment, you know, we probably could spend a little bit of money on Axe. Yeah, I know he told us to take a hike and because when we said we weren't going to advertise on his platform anymore,

he told us take a hike and we don't care. Oh, okay. Because our ads were appearing next to anti-Somatic content. Uh-huh. and other content that they deemed hate speech. Uh-huh. But you know what? Now, I mean, all these people are,

all these people are coming over to the platform. We probably can, well, we can put a little money onto that platform. That'd be, that'd probably be a good idea. Yeah, yeah, it would be. And so they are. Advertisers are coming back to, to X. Congratulations are in order to, I see where Beyonce was announced, is going to perform at the between at halftime

for the Baltimore Ravens, Houston Texan's Christmas Day matchup on Netflix. Huh? Beyonce? Yeah, where's she at on X? Is she in the top 50 on X? I think not. I was looking.

I didn't see her name anywhere. What a loser. Let's see. She's not in the top 50. We get all down there. We got Molly Cyrus. Bruno Mars, Oprah's got 41 million.

I mean, Amiley Cyrus has, what, 45.8 million? Shakira has 53.1. Huh. Justin Timberlake has 60 million. Interested. Selena Gomez has 65.6 million.

Kardashian has 751. Gaga, again, has that 82.6. And Taylor Swift, obviously. is in the top 10 at 94-7. So, Beyonce is not even in the top 50 of X accounts. What many does she have?

14. 14.9 million. What a loser. Anyway, congratulations to Beyonce will be performing on Netflix for the halftime show of the Hube Baltimore Ravens and the Houston Texans.

Hopefully there won't be any streaming issues. Know what I'm saying? And this weekend's a big weekend. Coming up, right, we have Gladiator 2 and we have Wicked hitting the movie theaters. I watched the big long preview of Gladiator 2.

I will definitely be seeing that movie at some point this weekend and getting my Coliseum popcorn bucket. Yes. It has to be in my house. Are there even any movies? I mean, we know we have what's his face? That movie coming out.

Bonhofer is coming out this week. And we have Gladiator and Wicked Gladiator 2 and Wicked. So last week, did any movies even break through? Red One. I do want to see Red One. That was the number one movie this past weekend. But it only, let's see, 34 million. Red One?

Wow, that is not good. They're saying, yeah, okay, it was the biggest opening for a streamer-produced film. beating Apple's killers of the flower moon. But that's the rock. And holy cow. We'll see. 50 million to 84 million. So let's see.

It costs 250 million to make, 100 million to market. 34 million. In the U.S., that is not that good. And it looked funny. It looked like it was going to be good. That'll be all right.

That'll stay strong throughout the holidays, I think. Then Venom Last Dance was number two. That's made $436 million globally. 127.6 million domestic is still hanging in there here. Best Christmas pageant ever. Heretic. Okay. The Wild Robot's still hanging in there.

308.5 million global. That'll be huge once it hits streaming as well. Smile, too. It probably already is. Wild Robot's probably already at streaming. I haven't looked to see it. if I could, if I can rent it and you probably can.

Conclave, which I really want to see. How's Conclave doing? Looks like it's 25 million. Milestone. They're talking about how they're happy with that. It cost them only 20 million to make that movie, which is, I thought it would have cost more than that. So they're probably really happy

with reaching 25 million already. And so congratulations to Conclay. That's a movie I do want to see. no question. Only I just have to wait until that comes out on streaming. I mean, I can only do so many movies at the theater. Then it's like, you know, that's why I have my, so I have my chair and my screen in my home. Okay. So I can watch them there. Thank you. When holiday prep means cleaning every corner, reach for Pine Soul original Pine. Pine Soul is the only one you need for multiple surfaces, cleaning floors, counters, stoves, toilets, and showers, while killing

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a cruise. Right? I mean, who doesn't want to just hop on a cruise ship and cruise around the world? Well, now we have, and the cruise companies are I mean, they are just trying to get back on their feet from the pandemic.

And now we find out that 70 passengers on a month-long princess cruise have been sickened with norovirus. Don't worry about it, though. It's a month-long cruise from Singapore to Los Angeles. They had the norovirus outbreak that swept through the whole cruise liner. Of the 1,822 passengers on board the Coral Princess, 55 came down with the it's written the misery-inducing illness

no question about that 15 of the 907 crew also got sick that doesn't seem too bad I mean you got what 1800 passengers 9707 crew

and only 70 people got sick not bad most suffered diarrhea and vomiting it's not bad unless you're in the hallway of the of multi-dozens of people that are busy having diarrhea and vomiting. Oh, that sounds like a fun cruise.

So now, according to the story, the cruise liner, the Princess Cruise ship, has implemented more stringent cleaning and disinfection procedures. According to their outbreak prevention and response plan. I would just guess clean everything good anyway. What are we doing? I don't understand. Don't worry about that room.

That's fine. Don't worry about it. I mean, clean it. Special, more stringent cleaning? What are we doing? So, anyway, I would just, you know, if you're getting ready to go on a cruise. I just saw where they are announcing they have this four-year cruise out of Florida

so that you can get away from President Trump. Because, you know, if you don't, if you didn't, If you don't want to leave the country, you still want to, you still want to, you know, be an American citizen. But what you can do is you can be on our four-year escape cruise. Yeah, you know what? I hope that the norovirus. No, I don't. That's just mean.

No, I don't hope that for anybody. I don't want anybody to get the norovirus, even on your four-year anti-Trump cruise. But how much fun would that be? I mean, that would just be fun. Am I right? Yeah, just getting ready to go on a cruise and when it's going to be and the wife are just going to travel on the coral princess

and see the sights. And all you're seeing is maybe, maybe the toilet bowl. And if you've got diarrhea and you're vomiting, wow. And I mean, you hopefully are able to wash clothes. I mean, you're just throwing them overboard then. Right, I mean. Maybe. Maybe that's where the balls in Australia came from.

They had those mysterious black balls washed up on the Australian beaches, and everybody blamed, I thought it was big oil. Those are tar. That's an oil from some oil spill. Nope. It was mini blobs of poop washing up on the shore. That's probably where they came from. These cruise ships, people are getting sick,

and they're just throwing their stuff over. board. So scientists at the University of New South Wales confirmed that the sticky balls were in fact fatburgs, which is a combination of human feces, human hair, cooking oil, chemicals,

fatty acids, illicit drugs, and of course other compounds, according to the report. And the smell was absolutely disgusting, according to lead investigator associate professor John Beves. He said the smell was worse than anything you've ever smelt. It's a quote from lead

investigator, Associate Professor John Bebs. Researchers said that each ball was slightly different but had a firm surface and a soft core. Due to the complex composition of the balls and the time they spent in the water, we don't know where they came from. It came from the cruise ships.

That's where they're from. Sydney Water said it's not on us. We got no problems here. Our waste systems, we got no bad reports. And I was questioning whether I should believe Sydney Water, but now I'm believing them because we are

now, we've come to the conclusion that the mini blobs of poop have come from the cruise ships. That investigation needs to happen. And maybe that's what's killing the doomsday orefish. I mean, we've had a couple of orefishes washed up on the California beaches in the last three months.

And it's supposed to, you know, this rare massive fish known as the harbinger of doom, has washed up on the California shore. For the second time in just three months. Now, was the first one a warning, and then finally the second oarfish is like, hey, you know what?

I really am the harbinger of doom. So it's a 10-foot-long dead orefish, and it is a sign of impending doom. It was found stretched out on the rocky shoreline of the Grandview Beach in Ensonatas, which is beautiful this time of year. But maybe that's, look at that nasty thing, man. Ooh, you don't want none of that thing.

It's a shame that they're dying off. But maybe that's what's killing them, is that they're eating the big blobs of poop balls coming from the cruise ships. And it really isn't a harbinger of doom at all. It's just a harbinger of don't eat the poop balls. Yeah, let's just go with that. At Desjardin Insurance, we put the care in taking care of business.

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our entire lives, we know that fat cells remember obesity. According to this new study, I'm sorry, it's researchers were analyzing fat tissue cells in humans and mice. They found that the epigenetic

changes to the RNA of those with the history of obesity compared with control groups and the genes involved in metabolism for those individuals were turned off. Their fat cells also took in nutrients at a faster rate. Yeah, I know.

After low-calorie diets, those with a history of obesity regained weight faster than their respective control groups. Yeah, I know. So we already know that fast tissue cells keep a memory of obesity after dying. Yes, I know. I'm well aware. So this, according to this, this research study may help. explain why many people struggle to sustain long-term weight loss. Yeah, we know.

I don't know. We're spreading all this money on the study. Just talk to fat people. We already know. We don't need a study. So the study now suggests a correlation, not necessarily a causal tie between the pace of weight regain

and the epigenetic markers for those with a history of obesity. Yeah, we already know. I'm not going to read your full study. because I've lived it, okay? We know fat cells remember. We got it. Wow.

I mean, we are just throwing money away. Just throwing money away when all they had to do was just to go talk to fat people. You know, and there's, I just saw a story. I don't know what may be think of this. You know, I've joked about the three cuts to clown face and plastic surgery is such a big deal. And things have changed so much because people are getting fillers now. and there's ways to actually change your look without actually getting the cuts.

So it's still three cuts to clown face. That's a basic rule of law. But now you can get your eye color changed. And it's only $12,000 surgery. And they claim here that it's surging in popularity. Why? I don't, unless you're running from the law. I mean, I'm not quite sure.

I want to this story talks about one guy who when he walked into the New York Clinic last month and emerged a few hours later they were, he had brown eyes and now they were light gray. So why? I don't understand

why the, well it makes you happy if you want to be different. You can change. It makes you happy. Oh. Okay. If you say so, I don't understand why you'd want to do that unless you had to. Yeah, you know, use your lasers and uh let's go i need to get my teeth done and i need to get implants and mottx

and you know what change my eye color too that'd be great so i can be you know i love who i am only i love me being different and that's the whole thing i don't get it love yourself be in charge of yourself but you know if it makes you happy and you want to be different then go ahead um okay uh so we're just going to let the guy laser your eyes so that changes the color. All right, fine. The offer keratopigmentation for non-medical reasons is open in New York in Midtown Manhattan. And he's ready to go and take your money and change your eye color, whatever color you want. Keratopigmentation patients.

he's treating like 400 people 12,000 bucks to get your eye color changed wow that at some point you've made too much money if you're spending 12 grand to change your eye color and you're not on the run from the law you're just doing it because

you know I I'd like to have my brown eyes light gray whatever that's just insane to me but you know what you do you boo All right. Sometimes you have to work smarter and harder. I'll leave.

Let's get out of here. Joke of the day. This is actually kind of an idea to help people out. And, you know, it's posed as a joke, but it's really an excellent idea. I took my suit to the cleaners, and they wanted to charge me $15. So I gave my suit to the charity shop next door.

They cleaned and pressed it, put it in the window. I bought it back for $4.50. cents. So if you're able to do that, you go right ahead. But I guarantee you that the secondhand store is not cleaning and pressing a suit in today's world and putting it in the window for $4.50. But it's a good analogy. And you get the joke about taking the suit, paying too much of the cleaners,

and then using the secondhand charity shop. Now you got it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.