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So earlier in the week, we talked about Ford Motor Company recalling the Lincoln MKC models from 2015 to 2015.
2019, just because, you know, could start on fire.
And they want people to make sure that you park your vehicle outside for now.
Because, you know, the engine compartment may start on fire.
Well, now, and that was just 142,522 vehicles.
So it's no problem.
There were only 19 reports of under the hood fires that could be related to battery monitor sensor problems.
And of those reports, 11 happened here in the U.S., seven in China, one in Canada.
And no accidents or injuries related to the sensor issue have been reported to the automaker.
Well, not so fast.
Now we're going to go ahead and expand our recall from Ford to sport utility vehicles and trucks
because the engine failures may cause a fire.
What is happening?
So the recall of one is an expansion.
I'm sorry, it's just an expansion of the 2022 recall.
There have been 23 reported incidents of fire or smoke that stem from a suspected block or oil pan breach.
Huh.
So they've also confirmed that at least three vehicles suffered fires after getting the recall repair.
pairs. So you need to go ahead and park it outside if you have one of the MKCs or if you've got the
sport utility vehicles. Maybe you just pull it over because they said what they're advising
owners to do is park and shut off the engine if they hear unexpected engine noises or if you
notice a reduction in vehicle power or see smoke.
So any of those problems with your Ford vehicle,
just go ahead and pull it over and give us a call.
So if you have a Ford vehicle, a sport utility vehicle or truck,
or the SUV MKCs, park it outside, don't drive it,
and it could possibly start on fire even though you are driving it.
So be careful.
be careful out there.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
So is the Walking Dead virus for real?
I mean, you know, I mean, I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead and in fact do a podcast with Jason Butchrell and my son Maximus Weekly on Fear the Walking Dead, which is Talking Walking Dead Fear Edition.
But I see a story out of British Columbia where a family has.
had hooked up a camera, you know, a porch cam, uh, in their yard because they wanted to see what
was going on in their property and they hoped to get, uh, you know, animals that, uh, you know,
were coming across in the yard. And they said, uh, we put a trail cam up and we wanted to see,
we got a bob cap, bodcat, bobcat, if I can say the animal's name, uh, on camera.
And we thought that was pretty cool. But then, uh, I guess grandpa showed up one.
morning and said, well, let me look at the old trail cam footage. And they found something that
they weren't expecting. So the day before, the mom went out there and found a deer carcass on the
property. I don't know what killed the deer. They came across the carcass in the garden.
And so she had faced the camera toward that area, hoping to catch other animals coming up and
you know, dining on the deer carcass.
What they got, though, was two scantily clad females coming up and eating parts of the deer carcass.
So I don't know.
Is it real or not?
You can't tell that what was being put in the mouths of these two women, are they witches?
Are they, you know, part of the new walking dead virus disease to people out there eating animals?
For now.
But the video shows them chopping down on the carcass in the middle of the night.
And you can see them.
So I'm not real sure what is happening in British Columbia.
But if these people are eating deer carcasses,
that would seem to me that that's kind of an issue.
It's just an issue.
Who knows?
The lady said,
hey, I've got horses around here.
I'm kind of worried about them.
Yeah, you think?
Now, they think they're saying now that, you know,
it could be just a prank,
or maybe they were on some drugs.
Nothing that they did was technically illegal.
Well, they were on your problem.
property unannounced, but I guess that's, you know, okay.
Is it, you know, paranormal event?
Satanic?
Satanic, yeah.
Is it satanic or Satan?
Can't even speak.
Bobcat or Satanic.
I can't even say it.
You know what I'm talking about.
Satanic.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Satonic.
Satanic.
Yeah, satanic.
No, I said it wrong again.
Satanic.
Satanic.
Say it with me, everyone.
Satanic.
Okay.
That's pretty bad.
Anyway, we had had just two women in British Columbia,
gnawing on a dead deer carcass in the middle of the night,
half naked, pretty much almost naked,
we'll call it scantily clad women,
just gnawing on a dead deer carcass.
the future looks really bright, doesn't it?
I mean, we're supposed to be concerned about zombie viruses,
you know, the ancient diseases that apparently climate change is going to bring back.
And so, you know, the big four, the four big ones that are proven to be deadly for humans,
we're looking at the pithoviruses, we're looking at the megaviruses,
anthrax.
I mean, we're looking at all kinds of zombie viruses.
According to this, one of 13 zombie viruses
that was revived from the Siberian permafrost,
fairly recently,
with a study about it published back in late February 2023.
Okay.
That was the pithovirus, right?
And that's known, that's the mammoth virus.
So that's supposed to be not well for humans.
Does it make you eat deer carcasses?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe in the new version, thanks to climate change, it does.
Speaking of carcasses, though, I see where Pete Davidson, not Pete Davidson, the carcass, but the dog's carcass.
He has disappointed PETA.
Man, I didn't ever think I would be on Pete Davidson's side, but I'm on his side.
Oh, no.
He disappointed Peter.
Tough.
Get over it.
pita so apparently they were pissed at pete because he posted that he bought a new dog for his mom
and uh of course pita is saying oh hey uh why did you adopt a dog uh you know shelters in new york
and across the country are overflowing with homeless animals uh hey show some big heart and adopt
and so they're giving pita hard time about uh buying a puppy instead of adopting a puppy
So Pete left them a voicemail saying, hey, why don't you shut the F up?
Actually, he said that he was buying a hypoallergenic dog from a pet store rather than adopting a new poach after losing his beloved family pup.
He said that his mom's dog died and that he needed a dog since he's allergic to them.
and the dog that he adopt or that he bought, the Kavapu dogs,
are nearly hypoalogenic.
But, you know, thanks for making it public.
And why don't you just F off?
The main stories are all,
and then express some vulgarities in his voicemail, you think?
But as I'm wondering, I was saying,
well, Pete Davidson in the news a couple times,
it keeps dragging on what's happening?
Well, then I remember, oh, yeah.
he's in the new Transformers movie.
Transformers Rise of the Beasts,
which opens tonight, by the way,
and I will be going to see it.
If you're listening live today is the 7th of June,
2023.
I have people in my household that are transformer.
My son, Maximus, is a transformer expert.
And so if you want to know anything,
Transformers, man, he's your man.
But since there's a new movie,
He already, hey, we're going.
I bought the tickets.
I've already reserved the seats.
We're at the theaters Wednesday night.
So I'll let you know how Rise of the Beasts is.
I think it's the seventh installment of the Transformers movies.
But Davidson, Pete, voices the character Marage.
So he's in the movie.
So he's got to have some stories about him somewhere.
So thanks to Peter for hollering at him because it gets him back in the news.
But in the story, one of the stories that I was reading about Transformers,
Rise of the Beast,
It talks about Pete buying the decommissioned Staten Island ferry with Colin Jost.
And he said that, I don't know what's going on with that thing.
Me and Colin were very stoned a year ago and bought a ferry.
And we're just figuring it out.
He said, well, he was asked if there was an after party lined up on his Staten Island investment.
And he said, yeah, if it's not sunk.
so I don't know what's happening with the ferry he said we've got a lot to work through
we're still working on it they bought it for $280,000 after they joined a group of investors
that placed a winning bid in an auction so they want to have it be a bar and a restaurant
and you know an entertainment space and they're going to try to dock it in the city but he
said also who knows it could all
just fall apart and I'll be doing lots of
gigs next year, which means he needs to
make up for the money. So, very funny. And
just on a side note, a Pita, take a hike.
And I know what you're thinking. How could I do a Pete Davidson story
without mentioning BDE? You know what Pete suffers from?
I don't know that he suffers from it, but he does have it. BDE. But thanks to
the Pita story, I guess it has a new meeting.
instead of what it has meant in the past,
it now just means big dog energy.
So there's that about Pete to think about.
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Wow. Chris Lick.
Is it licked?
Chris L-I-C-H-T.
is out at CNN after just one year following staff revolt and ratings slump.
So he announced his departure from CNN in the next 48 hours.
Get out.
It had to be because he had the he okayed the Trump town hall.
Right.
I know I saw where there was some big expose on him done by.
I want to say the Atlantic.
And so I'm sure that didn't help,
but it had to be the Trump town hall.
I mean, amazing that the head of the company
couldn't keep his job after he let Donald Trump have a town hall.
Just amazing.
And I mean, the whole staff were so upset about having a town hall with Donald Trump,
just incredible.
He's been making some moves what appeared to be in the right direction for CNN.
But between that big expose and the Trump town hall, he's in trouble and he's out at CNN,
have a nice day.
Now, I know I think Mike Pence is having his big town hall on CNN.
Wow, you want to talk about a ratings boost for them for that, huh?
Another guy that might be on the way out.
The Farmers Group, Chief Executive Raula Vargas, has said that he sees in-office work as a driver
of collaboration, creativity, and innovation.
Oh, yeah, but no, he's got everybody all wound up now.
Because sure, we told you you could work from home remotely.
Sure, we said all that a year ago.
Sure, many of you sold your cars and moved to new cities
and I've been working at home and everything's been fine.
But you know what?
No, we need you to come into the office three days a week.
to the staff is a revolting.
They want nothing to do with coming back into the office.
So we'll see how long either them coming back to the office matters if it does at all
or if Raul Vargas has decided that, yeah, you know, I said that I saw office work as a driver
of collaboration and creativity and innovation.
but really, that was a long time ago, and I've evolved now.
I don't know what I was thinking when I asked the employees to come back to the office
so they can continue to work from home.
It's all good.
So we did talk yesterday about the director's union, getting a new deal,
the director and producers union.
And, you know, the writers are still on strike.
The writers have been on strike for a long time now.
We need to get them, let's get that deal worked out,
if there's any deal to be had.
And we talked about how SAG AFRA was having their members voting on a strike,
because they're pissed too.
They want more money and it's all about the money.
Well, they voted 97.9% in favor of strike authorization.
So there you have it.
Be ready for the old SAG AFRA members to go on strike as well.
Everybody wants their cut.
Look, I want some Saudi money too.
I mean, we talked yesterday when the news broke that the PGA and Liv were going to merge,
along with the European Gulf PA or DA or whatever they call themselves.
But I want some Saudi money too, please.
That would be nice.
It's all about the money.
It's all about the money truck backing up to the house.
and man do I want to hear that.
Yeah, that's what I want to hear with Saudi money.
Okay, because that's what the PGA just heard.
That's what Sag After wants.
That's what the writers want.
That's what the directors want.
And guess what?
That's what I want, okay?
That's all I want to do.
I just want to hear.
Oh, my gosh.
The money tries.
here.
Right here.
Back it up.
Hey, stop right there.
It's good.
No problem.
We're good.
Everyone, I mean, it's all about the money.
You know that.
Hey, you know, you talk about all about the money, but I see where the top ten of Forbes is getting
their lists out now.
And they have the most profitable sports teams.
The most profitable sports teams.
The top ten, most profitable sports teams, according to Forbes.
Number one, the Dallas Cowboys.
according to Forbes worth
1.17 a million dollars
wow
then number two the New England Patriots
623 million dollars
the Tottingham
Hotspur 414 million
the New York Knicks
at 404 million
Manchester United
4103 million
ooh they howl of the mighty have fallen there
They were up close to Cowboys World at one point.
Houston Texans, amazing, 356 million.
Golden State Warriors, 348 million.
The New York Giants, 33 million.
The Los Angeles Lakers, they're tied with the Giants.
The Giants and the Lakers worth 33 million.
Manchester City, $329 million.
And coming in at number 11.
Oh, this is supposed to be the top 10,
but they give me 11?
Oh, because of the time.
So we have, there's actually number 10, which is the 11th.
Los Angeles Rams at $318 million.
So those are your top most profitable sports teams on the globe.
Congratulations, it's all about the money.
You know, as long as we're talking about sports real quick.
I see where they broke ground officially, the new Buffalo Bills Stadium.
And good for them, good for them.
It's going to cost $1.54 billion, which is nothing in today's world.
Plus, it's not domed.
You're living in Buffalo, New York.
Your team plays in Buffalo, New York.
You have the opportunity to build a brand spanking new stadium, and you're not going to make it a dome.
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.
The NFL should not have allowed that to happen.
I know they will they have canopies that are going to cover 60% of the stadium Jeff so you know it won't be so bad it'll be almost like a roof well that's almost stupid I mean I can't believe and I don't want to hear that's football and it's weather no that's unbelievable if I remember correctly last year Buffalo had a snowstorm where they had to travel to a town that had I don't know a domed stadium
They moved to Michigan to play their games.
It's just unbelievable to me that the NFL would allow a new stadium to be built in America without it being a dome.
It's just one of the dumbest things that I've heard in a long time.
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So the man himself, Josh Nally-L-L-E-Y from Kentucky, we talked about him before.
he was posting on his TikTok
every day
pretending to be dead. Well, he
did that for 321 days.
And he was looking to get
a job on CSI
Vegas. And
he got it. The Vegas
I mean, they have to, right? I mean,
I guess no, they don't have to.
But they did contact him and
asked him to be on to the show.
So it only took
him 321 days
of acting dead.
on his TikTok account to get the role on CSI Vegas.
Does he get another role of being a dead body?
I love that bit so much in my household that, you know, you are watching a show and there's
a scene where there's a dead body or someone's just lying there.
And I always, you know, that's my bit.
That's me.
That was my.
I was in that role.
So they flew him out to California.
It turned out that Mario Van Peebles was the director of the episode,
so he was happy about meeting Mario,
and he got to be a dead person on CSI Vegas.
So that's awesome.
Good for him.
Absolutely good for him.
But after appearing on CSI Vegas, season two, episode six,
he was left hungry for more roles.
So he's looking for a callback.
So he's got to be, I'm surprised I don't use him on dead.
There's got to be a new, they're shooting, you know, new dead shows.
So he's got to, he could be part of that.
Although being just dead, a dead body and being a dead walker is a completely different role.
I mean, you may have to go to acting school for that.
But good for Josh.
And I hope he gets more work.
And, you know, while having,
fun, playing dead on his TikTok, got him at least one role in CSI Vegas.
So have you heard of the Swedish Sex Federation?
I'm a fan, by the way, Swedish Sex Federation, the SSF.
They organized, train, award certificates, and scholarships to active members who train and compete
in sex.
Now the Swedish Sex Federation is now the first in the world to organize the world sex championships.
Oh, okay.
And so we're going to have the European Sex Championship.
And I believe that's being held this week.
So we might get some news on how everything worked out.
They talk about the tournament rules for the sex tournament.
So seduction.
This is measured by how fast a competitor athlete can make another competitor feel attracted to him or her.
Foreplay.
Scored by how quickly and effectively a competitor athlete can make their competitor satisfied with the foreplay
whilst making them in the mood to continue in the competition.
Oral, endurance, and penetration.
So where's those?
I don't have to get into.
full details about
oral and endurance and
penetration, but
those are part of the tournament rules
and how you're going to be judged.
So we've got that going for us.
The first
European sex
championship is going
to be held, yes, tomorrow
Thursday, June
8th, 2023.
So,
man, that is, I don't know if it's going to be on TV.
I don't know if we're going to be streaming it live on some platform,
but it's going to be coming to us from Gothenburg.
I, man, I've got to see if we can, it doesn't say here if it's going to be up and running
on the SSF website, if they're going to stream out.
Here it is, European Championship SIPX live stream.
Yes, on live sexhouse.com.
Of course they are.
Of course.
It was silly of me to think that they wouldn't be live streaming this.
So, the live broadcast will be on live sexhouse.com.
The Swedish Sex Federation covers all cost of the contestants.
All interested competitors can apply.
There's an email here.
You can apply.
have a channel, though it's probably too late.
You can maybe get in, you know, under the bell.
Info at Swedish Sex Federation.com, if you want to get in.
You can get in under the wire.
But, man, we have to remember.
We live in amazing times, don't we?
And when I say amazing times, I mean it.
We have a report that world spy chiefs have met in secret conclave in Singapore.
Now, they're not very good at their jobs if it's a spy, if there's all these spies,
and they're meeting secretly, and we know about it.
But I digress.
The meetings are organized by the Singapore government and have been discreetly held at a separate venue
alongside the Security Summit for several years now.
The U.S. was represented by Director of National Intelligence, April Haynes,
and head of her country's intelligence.
No kidding.
Senior officials from about two dozen of the world's major intelligence agencies
held a secret meeting on the fringes of the Shangri-La Dialogue Security meeting in Singapore this past weekend.
Okay.
So such meetings are organized by the Singapore government and have,
been discreetly held.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got all that.
The meetings have not been previously reported.
Huh.
So the U.S. was represented by April.
And apparently China, let's see.
China was among other countries present, despite the tensions.
Okay, so China was there.
India was there.
I guess they were all there except for Russia, right?
United States, Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand.
operate what is called the Five Eyes Network to gather and share a broad range of intelligence.
Yeah, no kidding.
The U.S. Embassy and Singapore said it had no information on the meeting.
Uh-huh.
The Chinese and Indian governments did not immediately respond to requests or comment.
So again, we live in really, really strange times, don't we?
So the main security had 600 delegates from 49 countries,
but that was the special, that was the other meeting.
So we're talking about the secret spy meeting.
Because, I mean, they were all like Japan and Canada,
and East, South Korea.
They were all spoke at the other, you know, at the Shangri-La.
But the special spy meeting,
that was happened behind another set of,
closed doors and yet we still know about it do we though do we really know about it or is this them
throwing out more disinformation to throw us off i don't know i don't know we live in interesting times
you can quote me on that we do live in interesting times when our special spy chiefs are meeting
secretly and then we know about it so it's not really secretly
is it.
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Now, I did not know that there was a blind psychic who I'm supposed to listen to, but apparently
the Baba Vanga, the blind psychic dubbed the Nostradamus of the Balkans.
Uh, I'm supposed to listen to. And so the psychic, I guess, predicted 9-11. And the psychic also
claimed that there would be water shortages in 2022. Tadda! So I guess we're
saying that she's right because Portugal and Italy have now told their respective populations
to restrict water usage.
I think, I'm pretty sure Italy is expected to go through, you know, their worst drought
since the 1950s.
So the Nostradamus of the Balkans was correct.
Baba Vanga.
Now, I will say this, that one of the things as I'm reading about this, she also claimed
there would be more earthquakes and tsunamis with intense bouts of flood in Australia and parts of Asia.
I guess we've had heavy rainfall there, so we're saying that I guess she's right there.
Some other predictions from Baba Vanga were that famine in India due to temperature drops caused by locust swarms.
Another pandemic discovered in Siberia, alien arrival, oh no, via asteroid and virtual reality,
takeover. Now, Baba Vanga lived a regular life until she was 12, and then she lost her sight
and claimed that she was given a rare gift from God that allowed her to see the future.
Now, Baba Vanga died in 1996. So I apologize for not being aware of the predictions from Baba Vanga.
But according to this, the Nostradamus of the Balkans,
she predicted that the 44th president of the United States would be black,
and that it would be the only one.
He would be the last one.
So she also, I guess, predicted Chernobyl and Princess Diana's death.
I don't know.
I don't have the writings or the audio recordings of what Baba Vanga has predicted,
but I'm going by what they say.
followers that the Nostradamus
of the Balkans is
who I should listen to.
So you should find out
more about
Baba Vanga.
If you know more about
Baba Vanga, you can email me
Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.
I'm happy to
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speaking of old people though as we were talking about the blind psychic
you know the Nostradamus of the Balkans who you know is
really old since she died back in
1996 but
Ada Daniel who is
108 from the UK
has shared some of her
longevity tips
with the BBC now her
she's 108 years old she just celebrated
her birthday and you know happy birthday
to Ada Daniel
she resides at the
Codnor Park Care
home in Derbyshire
and she got more than 300 cards from
well-wishers, including one from the king and queen.
Oh my gosh!
That's so special!
So she believes the key, the key to living long life was having dogs, not children.
Her secret was to have dogs, not kids.
So if you want to live to be 108, have dogs, not kids.
She said she had a lot of greyhounds.
And she was there, her husband, and were together for many years.
And they just ended up not having children.
And then she realized, you know, she said Percy passed away at 73.
So he's been dead for...
darn near 40 years.
And she has since realized that, hey, you know, we didn't have any kids, and I'm living a long time.
And so the secret for me of living such a ripe old age of now 108 is have dogs, not kids.
So take that for what it's worth from Ada Daniel, who is,
108 years old as of today.
All right, so before I leave you today,
I want to leave you with technically true jokes.
These are just thoughts, things to think about,
to get you through the day.
And I laughed.
I lo-l at a few of these.
There's like, what, one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,
twelve, thirteen, thirteen,
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18 of the technically true jokes, things to think about that I rather enjoyed and I want to share them with you.
Okay, I got them somewhere in the wilds of the internet.
Lazzania is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
All right.
A lethal dose is also a like.
lifetime supply.
Look about it.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book, just a remix.
House arrest is basically being grounded by the government.
Halloween is just one huge, huge cosplay convention.
The human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime.
no that's why the human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime if you cut your thumb off
you lose your middle finger i like that one uh if you turn up the volume everything is noise cancelling
if you pee in your dream and actually wet the bed that is technically a dream come true money can't buy happiness
but poverty can't buy anything seriously if the opposite of pro is con then the opposite of progress
is Congress.
Huh.
Every time you paint a house, it gets bigger,
but every time you paint a room,
it gets smaller.
No, no, no, you don't understand.
Every time you paint a house, it gets bigger,
but every time you paint a room, it gets smaller.
When someone asks which way to the beach,
you can literally point any direction and be correct.
if a serial killer is chasing you you're both running for your life
there is no physical evidence to say that today is whatever day it is
we just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever
if your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it
seriously that's a fact
if you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral no not if but you do you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral
every second of pain you endure is one less second of pain you have to endure
uh thank you just remember though if your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it
Have a good day.
One last story before I go, breaking news.
As I just told you to have a good day, we were wrapping up the show.
I'm ready to walk out of here and I see who died today.
Who died today?
The Iron Sheik, W.W.E. Legend and Hulk Hogan rival dead at the age of 81.
The Iron Sheik.
Wow.
very sad.
The Iron Sheik
W.W.E.
Legend.
And his legacy will endure
for generations,
according to the WWE.
And just
wanted to say, rest in peace,
to the Iron Sheik dead
at the age of 81.
Now, go have a good day.
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