Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Is It Really A Secret?... | 6/7/23

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Ford adds more to recalls… Carcass eating ritual?... Zombie Viruses and climate change… Pete and PETA… BDE new meaning… Pete in new Transformers movie… Chris Licht out at CNN… Farmers Grou...p don’t wanna come back… Actors vote to strike… Most profitable sports teams... chewingthefat@theblaze.com Acting Dead on Tiktok to get a gig… Swedish Sex Federation games… Spys meet in secret?... Baba Vanga Nostradamos of the Balkins… How to live to 108?... Technically True Jokes… Who Died Today: Iron Sheik 81… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So earlier in the week, we talked about Ford Motor Company recalling the Lincoln MKC models from 2015 to 2015. 2019, just because, you know, could start on fire.
Starting point is 00:00:35 And they want people to make sure that you park your vehicle outside for now. Because, you know, the engine compartment may start on fire. Well, now, and that was just 142,522 vehicles. So it's no problem. There were only 19 reports of under the hood fires that could be related to battery monitor sensor problems. And of those reports, 11 happened here in the U.S., seven in China, one in Canada. And no accidents or injuries related to the sensor issue have been reported to the automaker. Well, not so fast.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Now we're going to go ahead and expand our recall from Ford to sport utility vehicles and trucks because the engine failures may cause a fire. What is happening? So the recall of one is an expansion. I'm sorry, it's just an expansion of the 2022 recall. There have been 23 reported incidents of fire or smoke that stem from a suspected block or oil pan breach. Huh. So they've also confirmed that at least three vehicles suffered fires after getting the recall repair.
Starting point is 00:02:00 pairs. So you need to go ahead and park it outside if you have one of the MKCs or if you've got the sport utility vehicles. Maybe you just pull it over because they said what they're advising owners to do is park and shut off the engine if they hear unexpected engine noises or if you notice a reduction in vehicle power or see smoke. So any of those problems with your Ford vehicle, just go ahead and pull it over and give us a call. So if you have a Ford vehicle, a sport utility vehicle or truck, or the SUV MKCs, park it outside, don't drive it,
Starting point is 00:02:52 and it could possibly start on fire even though you are driving it. So be careful. be careful out there. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So is the Walking Dead virus for real? I mean, you know, I mean, I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead and in fact do a podcast with Jason Butchrell and my son Maximus Weekly on Fear the Walking Dead, which is Talking Walking Dead Fear Edition. But I see a story out of British Columbia where a family has.
Starting point is 00:03:30 had hooked up a camera, you know, a porch cam, uh, in their yard because they wanted to see what was going on in their property and they hoped to get, uh, you know, animals that, uh, you know, were coming across in the yard. And they said, uh, we put a trail cam up and we wanted to see, we got a bob cap, bodcat, bobcat, if I can say the animal's name, uh, on camera. And we thought that was pretty cool. But then, uh, I guess grandpa showed up one. morning and said, well, let me look at the old trail cam footage. And they found something that they weren't expecting. So the day before, the mom went out there and found a deer carcass on the property. I don't know what killed the deer. They came across the carcass in the garden.
Starting point is 00:04:21 And so she had faced the camera toward that area, hoping to catch other animals coming up and you know, dining on the deer carcass. What they got, though, was two scantily clad females coming up and eating parts of the deer carcass. So I don't know. Is it real or not? You can't tell that what was being put in the mouths of these two women, are they witches? Are they, you know, part of the new walking dead virus disease to people out there eating animals? For now.
Starting point is 00:05:08 But the video shows them chopping down on the carcass in the middle of the night. And you can see them. So I'm not real sure what is happening in British Columbia. But if these people are eating deer carcasses, that would seem to me that that's kind of an issue. It's just an issue. Who knows? The lady said,
Starting point is 00:05:33 hey, I've got horses around here. I'm kind of worried about them. Yeah, you think? Now, they think they're saying now that, you know, it could be just a prank, or maybe they were on some drugs. Nothing that they did was technically illegal. Well, they were on your problem.
Starting point is 00:05:55 property unannounced, but I guess that's, you know, okay. Is it, you know, paranormal event? Satanic? Satanic, yeah. Is it satanic or Satan? Can't even speak. Bobcat or Satanic. I can't even say it.
Starting point is 00:06:19 You know what I'm talking about. Satanic. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Satonic. Satanic. Yeah, satanic. No, I said it wrong again. Satanic.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Satanic. Say it with me, everyone. Satanic. Okay. That's pretty bad. Anyway, we had had just two women in British Columbia, gnawing on a dead deer carcass in the middle of the night, half naked, pretty much almost naked,
Starting point is 00:06:49 we'll call it scantily clad women, just gnawing on a dead deer carcass. the future looks really bright, doesn't it? I mean, we're supposed to be concerned about zombie viruses, you know, the ancient diseases that apparently climate change is going to bring back. And so, you know, the big four, the four big ones that are proven to be deadly for humans, we're looking at the pithoviruses, we're looking at the megaviruses, anthrax.
Starting point is 00:07:25 I mean, we're looking at all kinds of zombie viruses. According to this, one of 13 zombie viruses that was revived from the Siberian permafrost, fairly recently, with a study about it published back in late February 2023. Okay. That was the pithovirus, right? And that's known, that's the mammoth virus.
Starting point is 00:07:50 So that's supposed to be not well for humans. Does it make you eat deer carcasses? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe in the new version, thanks to climate change, it does. Speaking of carcasses, though, I see where Pete Davidson, not Pete Davidson, the carcass, but the dog's carcass. He has disappointed PETA. Man, I didn't ever think I would be on Pete Davidson's side, but I'm on his side.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Oh, no. He disappointed Peter. Tough. Get over it. pita so apparently they were pissed at pete because he posted that he bought a new dog for his mom and uh of course pita is saying oh hey uh why did you adopt a dog uh you know shelters in new york and across the country are overflowing with homeless animals uh hey show some big heart and adopt and so they're giving pita hard time about uh buying a puppy instead of adopting a puppy
Starting point is 00:08:53 So Pete left them a voicemail saying, hey, why don't you shut the F up? Actually, he said that he was buying a hypoallergenic dog from a pet store rather than adopting a new poach after losing his beloved family pup. He said that his mom's dog died and that he needed a dog since he's allergic to them. and the dog that he adopt or that he bought, the Kavapu dogs, are nearly hypoalogenic. But, you know, thanks for making it public. And why don't you just F off? The main stories are all,
Starting point is 00:09:39 and then express some vulgarities in his voicemail, you think? But as I'm wondering, I was saying, well, Pete Davidson in the news a couple times, it keeps dragging on what's happening? Well, then I remember, oh, yeah. he's in the new Transformers movie. Transformers Rise of the Beasts, which opens tonight, by the way,
Starting point is 00:09:59 and I will be going to see it. If you're listening live today is the 7th of June, 2023. I have people in my household that are transformer. My son, Maximus, is a transformer expert. And so if you want to know anything, Transformers, man, he's your man. But since there's a new movie,
Starting point is 00:10:20 He already, hey, we're going. I bought the tickets. I've already reserved the seats. We're at the theaters Wednesday night. So I'll let you know how Rise of the Beasts is. I think it's the seventh installment of the Transformers movies. But Davidson, Pete, voices the character Marage. So he's in the movie.
Starting point is 00:10:39 So he's got to have some stories about him somewhere. So thanks to Peter for hollering at him because it gets him back in the news. But in the story, one of the stories that I was reading about Transformers, Rise of the Beast, It talks about Pete buying the decommissioned Staten Island ferry with Colin Jost. And he said that, I don't know what's going on with that thing. Me and Colin were very stoned a year ago and bought a ferry. And we're just figuring it out.
Starting point is 00:11:10 He said, well, he was asked if there was an after party lined up on his Staten Island investment. And he said, yeah, if it's not sunk. so I don't know what's happening with the ferry he said we've got a lot to work through we're still working on it they bought it for $280,000 after they joined a group of investors that placed a winning bid in an auction so they want to have it be a bar and a restaurant and you know an entertainment space and they're going to try to dock it in the city but he said also who knows it could all just fall apart and I'll be doing lots of
Starting point is 00:11:53 gigs next year, which means he needs to make up for the money. So, very funny. And just on a side note, a Pita, take a hike. And I know what you're thinking. How could I do a Pete Davidson story without mentioning BDE? You know what Pete suffers from? I don't know that he suffers from it, but he does have it. BDE. But thanks to the Pita story, I guess it has a new meeting. instead of what it has meant in the past,
Starting point is 00:12:23 it now just means big dog energy. So there's that about Pete to think about. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Is it possible to extend lifespan and feel younger at the same time? According to a Harvard scientist and Nobel Prize winning breakthrough? Absolutely. How?
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Starting point is 00:14:15 Wow. Chris Lick. Is it licked? Chris L-I-C-H-T. is out at CNN after just one year following staff revolt and ratings slump. So he announced his departure from CNN in the next 48 hours. Get out. It had to be because he had the he okayed the Trump town hall. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I know I saw where there was some big expose on him done by. I want to say the Atlantic. And so I'm sure that didn't help, but it had to be the Trump town hall. I mean, amazing that the head of the company couldn't keep his job after he let Donald Trump have a town hall. Just amazing. And I mean, the whole staff were so upset about having a town hall with Donald Trump,
Starting point is 00:15:15 just incredible. He's been making some moves what appeared to be in the right direction for CNN. But between that big expose and the Trump town hall, he's in trouble and he's out at CNN, have a nice day. Now, I know I think Mike Pence is having his big town hall on CNN. Wow, you want to talk about a ratings boost for them for that, huh? Another guy that might be on the way out. The Farmers Group, Chief Executive Raula Vargas, has said that he sees in-office work as a driver
Starting point is 00:15:49 of collaboration, creativity, and innovation. Oh, yeah, but no, he's got everybody all wound up now. Because sure, we told you you could work from home remotely. Sure, we said all that a year ago. Sure, many of you sold your cars and moved to new cities and I've been working at home and everything's been fine. But you know what? No, we need you to come into the office three days a week.
Starting point is 00:16:19 to the staff is a revolting. They want nothing to do with coming back into the office. So we'll see how long either them coming back to the office matters if it does at all or if Raul Vargas has decided that, yeah, you know, I said that I saw office work as a driver of collaboration and creativity and innovation. but really, that was a long time ago, and I've evolved now. I don't know what I was thinking when I asked the employees to come back to the office so they can continue to work from home.
Starting point is 00:16:58 It's all good. So we did talk yesterday about the director's union, getting a new deal, the director and producers union. And, you know, the writers are still on strike. The writers have been on strike for a long time now. We need to get them, let's get that deal worked out, if there's any deal to be had. And we talked about how SAG AFRA was having their members voting on a strike,
Starting point is 00:17:25 because they're pissed too. They want more money and it's all about the money. Well, they voted 97.9% in favor of strike authorization. So there you have it. Be ready for the old SAG AFRA members to go on strike as well. Everybody wants their cut. Look, I want some Saudi money too. I mean, we talked yesterday when the news broke that the PGA and Liv were going to merge,
Starting point is 00:17:57 along with the European Gulf PA or DA or whatever they call themselves. But I want some Saudi money too, please. That would be nice. It's all about the money. It's all about the money truck backing up to the house. and man do I want to hear that. Yeah, that's what I want to hear with Saudi money. Okay, because that's what the PGA just heard.
Starting point is 00:18:29 That's what Sag After wants. That's what the writers want. That's what the directors want. And guess what? That's what I want, okay? That's all I want to do. I just want to hear. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:18:47 The money tries. here. Right here. Back it up. Hey, stop right there. It's good. No problem. We're good.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Everyone, I mean, it's all about the money. You know that. Hey, you know, you talk about all about the money, but I see where the top ten of Forbes is getting their lists out now. And they have the most profitable sports teams. The most profitable sports teams. The top ten, most profitable sports teams, according to Forbes. Number one, the Dallas Cowboys.
Starting point is 00:19:16 according to Forbes worth 1.17 a million dollars wow then number two the New England Patriots 623 million dollars the Tottingham Hotspur 414 million the New York Knicks
Starting point is 00:19:37 at 404 million Manchester United 4103 million ooh they howl of the mighty have fallen there They were up close to Cowboys World at one point. Houston Texans, amazing, 356 million. Golden State Warriors, 348 million. The New York Giants, 33 million.
Starting point is 00:20:01 The Los Angeles Lakers, they're tied with the Giants. The Giants and the Lakers worth 33 million. Manchester City, $329 million. And coming in at number 11. Oh, this is supposed to be the top 10, but they give me 11? Oh, because of the time. So we have, there's actually number 10, which is the 11th.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Los Angeles Rams at $318 million. So those are your top most profitable sports teams on the globe. Congratulations, it's all about the money. You know, as long as we're talking about sports real quick. I see where they broke ground officially, the new Buffalo Bills Stadium. And good for them, good for them. It's going to cost $1.54 billion, which is nothing in today's world. Plus, it's not domed.
Starting point is 00:20:55 You're living in Buffalo, New York. Your team plays in Buffalo, New York. You have the opportunity to build a brand spanking new stadium, and you're not going to make it a dome. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of. The NFL should not have allowed that to happen. I know they will they have canopies that are going to cover 60% of the stadium Jeff so you know it won't be so bad it'll be almost like a roof well that's almost stupid I mean I can't believe and I don't want to hear that's football and it's weather no that's unbelievable if I remember correctly last year Buffalo had a snowstorm where they had to travel to a town that had I don't know a domed stadium They moved to Michigan to play their games. It's just unbelievable to me that the NFL would allow a new stadium to be built in America without it being a dome.
Starting point is 00:21:58 It's just one of the dumbest things that I've heard in a long time. Boating for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. What? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games and with no wagering requirements. What you win is yours to keep groovy.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Hey, I won! Feeling will begin when passenger Fisher is done celebrating. 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close to you, call 18665331-2-600 or visitcomex Ontario.C.A. So the man himself, Josh Nally-L-L-E-Y from Kentucky, we talked about him before. he was posting on his TikTok every day pretending to be dead. Well, he
Starting point is 00:23:01 did that for 321 days. And he was looking to get a job on CSI Vegas. And he got it. The Vegas I mean, they have to, right? I mean, I guess no, they don't have to. But they did contact him and
Starting point is 00:23:17 asked him to be on to the show. So it only took him 321 days of acting dead. on his TikTok account to get the role on CSI Vegas. Does he get another role of being a dead body? I love that bit so much in my household that, you know, you are watching a show and there's a scene where there's a dead body or someone's just lying there.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And I always, you know, that's my bit. That's me. That was my. I was in that role. So they flew him out to California. It turned out that Mario Van Peebles was the director of the episode, so he was happy about meeting Mario, and he got to be a dead person on CSI Vegas.
Starting point is 00:24:09 So that's awesome. Good for him. Absolutely good for him. But after appearing on CSI Vegas, season two, episode six, he was left hungry for more roles. So he's looking for a callback. So he's got to be, I'm surprised I don't use him on dead. There's got to be a new, they're shooting, you know, new dead shows.
Starting point is 00:24:34 So he's got to, he could be part of that. Although being just dead, a dead body and being a dead walker is a completely different role. I mean, you may have to go to acting school for that. But good for Josh. And I hope he gets more work. And, you know, while having, fun, playing dead on his TikTok, got him at least one role in CSI Vegas. So have you heard of the Swedish Sex Federation?
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'm a fan, by the way, Swedish Sex Federation, the SSF. They organized, train, award certificates, and scholarships to active members who train and compete in sex. Now the Swedish Sex Federation is now the first in the world to organize the world sex championships. Oh, okay. And so we're going to have the European Sex Championship. And I believe that's being held this week. So we might get some news on how everything worked out.
Starting point is 00:25:48 They talk about the tournament rules for the sex tournament. So seduction. This is measured by how fast a competitor athlete can make another competitor feel attracted to him or her. Foreplay. Scored by how quickly and effectively a competitor athlete can make their competitor satisfied with the foreplay whilst making them in the mood to continue in the competition. Oral, endurance, and penetration. So where's those?
Starting point is 00:26:24 I don't have to get into. full details about oral and endurance and penetration, but those are part of the tournament rules and how you're going to be judged. So we've got that going for us. The first
Starting point is 00:26:43 European sex championship is going to be held, yes, tomorrow Thursday, June 8th, 2023. So, man, that is, I don't know if it's going to be on TV. I don't know if we're going to be streaming it live on some platform,
Starting point is 00:27:04 but it's going to be coming to us from Gothenburg. I, man, I've got to see if we can, it doesn't say here if it's going to be up and running on the SSF website, if they're going to stream out. Here it is, European Championship SIPX live stream. Yes, on live sexhouse.com. Of course they are. Of course. It was silly of me to think that they wouldn't be live streaming this.
Starting point is 00:27:40 So, the live broadcast will be on live sexhouse.com. The Swedish Sex Federation covers all cost of the contestants. All interested competitors can apply. There's an email here. You can apply. have a channel, though it's probably too late. You can maybe get in, you know, under the bell. Info at Swedish Sex Federation.com, if you want to get in.
Starting point is 00:28:04 You can get in under the wire. But, man, we have to remember. We live in amazing times, don't we? And when I say amazing times, I mean it. We have a report that world spy chiefs have met in secret conclave in Singapore. Now, they're not very good at their jobs if it's a spy, if there's all these spies, and they're meeting secretly, and we know about it. But I digress.
Starting point is 00:28:43 The meetings are organized by the Singapore government and have been discreetly held at a separate venue alongside the Security Summit for several years now. The U.S. was represented by Director of National Intelligence, April Haynes, and head of her country's intelligence. No kidding. Senior officials from about two dozen of the world's major intelligence agencies held a secret meeting on the fringes of the Shangri-La Dialogue Security meeting in Singapore this past weekend. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:14 So such meetings are organized by the Singapore government and have, been discreetly held. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got all that. The meetings have not been previously reported. Huh. So the U.S. was represented by April. And apparently China, let's see. China was among other countries present, despite the tensions.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Okay, so China was there. India was there. I guess they were all there except for Russia, right? United States, Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. operate what is called the Five Eyes Network to gather and share a broad range of intelligence. Yeah, no kidding. The U.S. Embassy and Singapore said it had no information on the meeting. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:30:02 The Chinese and Indian governments did not immediately respond to requests or comment. So again, we live in really, really strange times, don't we? So the main security had 600 delegates from 49 countries, but that was the special, that was the other meeting. So we're talking about the secret spy meeting. Because, I mean, they were all like Japan and Canada, and East, South Korea. They were all spoke at the other, you know, at the Shangri-La.
Starting point is 00:30:38 But the special spy meeting, that was happened behind another set of, closed doors and yet we still know about it do we though do we really know about it or is this them throwing out more disinformation to throw us off i don't know i don't know we live in interesting times you can quote me on that we do live in interesting times when our special spy chiefs are meeting secretly and then we know about it so it's not really secretly is it. This episode is brought to you by Peloton.
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Starting point is 00:31:58 Now, I did not know that there was a blind psychic who I'm supposed to listen to, but apparently the Baba Vanga, the blind psychic dubbed the Nostradamus of the Balkans. Uh, I'm supposed to listen to. And so the psychic, I guess, predicted 9-11. And the psychic also claimed that there would be water shortages in 2022. Tadda! So I guess we're saying that she's right because Portugal and Italy have now told their respective populations to restrict water usage. I think, I'm pretty sure Italy is expected to go through, you know, their worst drought since the 1950s.
Starting point is 00:32:45 So the Nostradamus of the Balkans was correct. Baba Vanga. Now, I will say this, that one of the things as I'm reading about this, she also claimed there would be more earthquakes and tsunamis with intense bouts of flood in Australia and parts of Asia. I guess we've had heavy rainfall there, so we're saying that I guess she's right there. Some other predictions from Baba Vanga were that famine in India due to temperature drops caused by locust swarms. Another pandemic discovered in Siberia, alien arrival, oh no, via asteroid and virtual reality, takeover. Now, Baba Vanga lived a regular life until she was 12, and then she lost her sight
Starting point is 00:33:36 and claimed that she was given a rare gift from God that allowed her to see the future. Now, Baba Vanga died in 1996. So I apologize for not being aware of the predictions from Baba Vanga. But according to this, the Nostradamus of the Balkans, she predicted that the 44th president of the United States would be black, and that it would be the only one. He would be the last one. So she also, I guess, predicted Chernobyl and Princess Diana's death. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I don't have the writings or the audio recordings of what Baba Vanga has predicted, but I'm going by what they say. followers that the Nostradamus of the Balkans is who I should listen to. So you should find out more about Baba Vanga.
Starting point is 00:34:39 If you know more about Baba Vanga, you can email me Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I'm happy to get your emails and read about it. You can email me about anything at any time chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can follow me on Twitter at
Starting point is 00:34:53 Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. and you can follow me on my YouTube channel Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher and you can order a cameo from me now that's not free cameo cost money uh cameo is my pimp but you can get a cameo from me no problem and I could be happy, sad, glad, mad, mean, whatever you'd like and then uh I'll do that for you at Jeffie JFR on Cameo speaking of old people though as we were talking about the blind psychic
Starting point is 00:35:22 you know the Nostradamus of the Balkans who you know is really old since she died back in 1996 but Ada Daniel who is 108 from the UK has shared some of her longevity tips with the BBC now her
Starting point is 00:35:43 she's 108 years old she just celebrated her birthday and you know happy birthday to Ada Daniel she resides at the Codnor Park Care home in Derbyshire and she got more than 300 cards from well-wishers, including one from the king and queen.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Oh my gosh! That's so special! So she believes the key, the key to living long life was having dogs, not children. Her secret was to have dogs, not kids. So if you want to live to be 108, have dogs, not kids. She said she had a lot of greyhounds. And she was there, her husband, and were together for many years. And they just ended up not having children.
Starting point is 00:36:45 And then she realized, you know, she said Percy passed away at 73. So he's been dead for... darn near 40 years. And she has since realized that, hey, you know, we didn't have any kids, and I'm living a long time. And so the secret for me of living such a ripe old age of now 108 is have dogs, not kids. So take that for what it's worth from Ada Daniel, who is, 108 years old as of today. All right, so before I leave you today,
Starting point is 00:37:31 I want to leave you with technically true jokes. These are just thoughts, things to think about, to get you through the day. And I laughed. I lo-l at a few of these. There's like, what, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, thirteen,
Starting point is 00:37:54 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18 of the technically true jokes, things to think about that I rather enjoyed and I want to share them with you. Okay, I got them somewhere in the wilds of the internet. Lazzania is just spaghetti-flavored cake. All right. A lethal dose is also a like. lifetime supply. Look about it. Once you've read the dictionary, every other book, just a remix.
Starting point is 00:38:34 House arrest is basically being grounded by the government. Halloween is just one huge, huge cosplay convention. The human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime. no that's why the human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime if you cut your thumb off you lose your middle finger i like that one uh if you turn up the volume everything is noise cancelling if you pee in your dream and actually wet the bed that is technically a dream come true money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything seriously if the opposite of pro is con then the opposite of progress is Congress.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Huh. Every time you paint a house, it gets bigger, but every time you paint a room, it gets smaller. No, no, no, you don't understand. Every time you paint a house, it gets bigger, but every time you paint a room, it gets smaller. When someone asks which way to the beach,
Starting point is 00:40:05 you can literally point any direction and be correct. if a serial killer is chasing you you're both running for your life there is no physical evidence to say that today is whatever day it is we just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever if your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it seriously that's a fact if you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral no not if but you do you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral every second of pain you endure is one less second of pain you have to endure
Starting point is 00:41:00 uh thank you just remember though if your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it Have a good day. One last story before I go, breaking news. As I just told you to have a good day, we were wrapping up the show. I'm ready to walk out of here and I see who died today. Who died today? The Iron Sheik, W.W.E. Legend and Hulk Hogan rival dead at the age of 81. The Iron Sheik.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Wow. very sad. The Iron Sheik W.W.E. Legend. And his legacy will endure for generations, according to the WWE.
Starting point is 00:41:54 And just wanted to say, rest in peace, to the Iron Sheik dead at the age of 81. Now, go have a good day. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content. at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

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