Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It Sounds Good… | 4/28/23

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. We can breathe easy and feel safer. Now, the first part of this week, we told you about Bam Margarra on the run. And an arrest warrant was issued for Bam. And people were concerned. He ran into the woods, remember? And then we got a report that he was on the run

with his girlfriend and the girlfriend's kid, and they were smoking meth. And that's the family's story. Well, he turned himself into authorities in Pennsylvania yesterday. So we can feel safe that BAM is no longer

on the run. He turned himself into Pennsylvania State Police in Avondale. He was preliminarily and say the word correctly, Jeff, preliminarily arraigned. And his unsecured bail

was set at 15,000, $50,000. So his next court hearing is scheduled for May 25th. So hopefully he can get himself cleaned up. Stop doing a little, stop doing meth, shave, and look presentable for the judge. But everyone in Pennsylvania and the country, for that matter, can feel safer today. Because, well, not really, because he's still on the loose. He's out on bail.

Oh, my gosh. We can't feel safe. He's not incarcerated. Oh boy. Oh, boy. I don't know what to do now. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, so all I really want to talk about is Danzel Washington, reuniting with Dakota Fanning in Equalizer 3. The trailer was released. I am such a fan of the Equalizer movies, and Danzel, for that matter. And remember, Danzel was with Dakota in Man on Fire, which is a tremendous. this movie. And, you know, Equalizer-ish. And so three, we'll be out in September. I can't wait,

and I'm going to have to wait. Robert McCall comes back. He's retired, living in Southern Italy. And you know what happens in Southern Italy? When you're retired and you just want peace in the valley, the mafia shows up. And you're messing with the wrong guy when you're starting with Robert McCall. Okay. Now, apparently, according to the trailer, he immediately, his match. So there should be some good blood and guts in Equalizer 3. But Robert has to win. Now perhaps it ends the same way as Man on Fire ends, right? He wins, but he dies. And that's very possible because he's been waiting to be reunited with his wife all these movies ago. so and that's what happened when he was with Dakota

and man on fire. He won but he died at the end so that's probably what's going to happen in Equalizer 3 but I'm here for it I will be here for it and that's all I'm that's all I'm looking for so if anyone out there has a sneak peek

to Equalizer 3 prior to it reaching the theaters you can send me that link Chewing the fat at the blaze.com And I'll take a look. Okay, so there's new footage out just released of this lady who gets attacked by an elephant. And the deal is, is that after teasing him with the banana. But you watch the video.

And she gets crushed by this elephant, man. Now, we don't know if she made it or not. All right. So we're hoping that she survived this. I believe she probably did, you know, unless the elephant was playfully stepping on her at the end. We don't know that. but he's got his tusk and you see the lady

reach out to give the elephant a banana and she kind of looks like she pulls it away and is teasing it but when you watch the video her flip-flop falls off so she bends forward pulling the banana away trying to get her foot back in the flip-flop and then pulls her foot back

to start getting squared away on ground to give him back the banana too late the elephant already thinks you're pulling it away being funny you want funny I'm going to play then and

who I mean the camera guy drops the camera because he knows he don't want none of that elephant man and listen this show no one supports zoos

and animals more than this show chewing the fat clearly but humans first and you know I know that well she was teasing him I don't know that she was I think is a misunderstanding.

I think the elephant thought that she was playing. The elephant could have been playing. Look, you can't... You really don't play with elephants, okay? You got to blossom around. Right? You're going to need more of those for one elephant, man. Just one of those, one of those?

Yeah, I got a bigger gun for an elephant. I mean, you're going to have to do some fire to drop that elephant man. It's not going to be that gun. That elephant will laugh at you. That's all you got? Okay. You're going down then.

Okay. So just remember when you see the headline, the headline is misleading with her teasing the elephant because to me, if you watch the video, it doesn't look like she was teasing the elephant. I think I got caught up in her trying to balance herself because she said just before the,

just before the elephant decided to play. How cool is he? Yeah, not so cool now. Are you saying that now? No, you're not. But the elephant lovers, all you damn elephant lovers, will be out there saying,

oh, humans teasing elephants, no wonder she got what she deserved. No. No, no, no, no. Humans first. I mentioned I had an overwhelming response over email, and, you know, online at some of my social media accounts,

Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, and email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com, to keep the gunshot and the gun cocking when I talk about Mr. Baldwin. And, you know, because the rule of the show is that if I mention Alec Baldwin, you get the gunshot. If I mention just Alec, you get the gun cocking. I had a request, and I kind of like it, that when I talk about the movie Rust, if I talk about the movie Rust, I should use the revolver spinning.

I think I like that. I think I like that. So for sure, the gunshot and the gun cocking stays. And when we mention the movie Rust, maybe we get the revolving. the revolver spin loading up. I kind of like that. Keeps it in the family.

So when we mention Alec, or I say Alec Baldwin, or, and they're filming Rust right now, hey.

All right, it makes me laugh, so it stays. It definitely makes me laugh. He's been all over, social media lately too, man. Posting these agonizing Instagram stories eight hours long.

There's only so much of dear old Alec I can take. Well, as long as I'm talking about dear old Alec, we might as well talk about his douchebag partner in crime, Robert De Niro.

I love Bob, but I see, not really. I mean, I like his work, but him personally is just, ugh. And we've talked at length about when he was interviewed by Mr. Baldwin on his TV show Kevin De Niro. I just

was just unbelievably elitist douchebaggery to the Maximus. I mean it was just ooh I got to be careful I can't say Maximus like that my son's name to the max I can't say that either to the fullest there we go okay we'll use that. So anyway

he's going to be part of a new Netflix series, which is, I guess, a limited edition, six episode. That's not a limited edition. It'll be a limited series on Netflix called Zero Day. I don't know if he's acting in it because they're saying now that he's going to serve as an executive producer and will produce alongside creator executive producer. So he's just going to be hanging around on the set and being a douche to everybody. that'll go over good.

That'll be over great. So they must be, he must be investing in this deal with Netflix. So anyway, I was kind of bummed. I really was hoping that he was at least in it because I love his work.

But if he's just being an executive producer, sorry, even mentioned it. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Well, break room or no break room, I mean, we may as well just continue on

with energy. entertainment tonight. That's all I feel like we're talking about just, we're going to the movies. Hey, let's talk about TV. Let's talk about Netflix. Well, okay, let's do that. I see where Donald Sutherland has joined the cast of Taylor Sheridan's Bass Reeves series. I am looking forward to the Bass Reeves series. It's going to be awesome. What's a great story. Dennis Quaid is in it. And David, oh, David, David. Amorpha Phalus. No, that's not how you pronounce it. It's David. Oh, yellow, whoa. Yeah, that's what I said.

David, O'Yellow. Oh, yellow, whoa. Oh, yellow, whoa. That's right. David O'Yellow woe is going to be a past Reef story. Now, that's what I thought De Niro was going to be doing. He's just producing. Donner Sutherland's like, no, I'll work it. You got me. I'll work it. So that should be another great move by Taylor Sheridan, man. I mean, my favorite Donald Sutherland stuff is from the Hunger Games.

I can't remember if it was the, I don't think it was the last one. It was the next to last one where he's sitting there and he's like, look at them holding hands. I want them dead. That was awesome. Anyway, that's going to be the new bass reason. And as long as, you know, hey, let's just keep going. Oh, this is sad news, though.

Jay to Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk on Facebook. Well, Facebook Watch. Cancelled. Done. I know. Dry your eyes. Dry your eyes. Facebook Watch is pretty much shut down.

No kidding. I mean, it's over. I mean, this show won a daytime Emmy. Of course it did. Hosted by Jada Pinkett Smith and her daughter Willow Smith, along with her mother. and they tackled conversations about social issues with an intergenerational perspective, which led to Pinkett Smith exposing the dark side of her marriage with the Academy Award winner Will Smith. Now, the couple revealed to their 11 billion Facebook followers that the girl's trip actor had an entanglement,

a relationship outside of her marriage. Oh, no. Yeah, they were cheating on each other. Or at least she was cheating on him. but Facebook Watch is now done. Have a nice day. Now it's said here in the bottom of the story that they are looking for a new distributor for the series. Is there going to be a distributor to pick up Red Table Talk with data?

Maybe, I guess. Maybe I guess. But, you know, the Facebook Watch got rid of, I think, all its original scripted programming in 2020, and it canceled, sorry for your loss. I mean, who didn't love sorry for your loss with Elizabeth Olson and Jessica Beal? Oh, that was so good.

It's just riveting. I still want to do a morning radio show in the Metaverse on the main strip in my Metatown. You need to make that happen. I want to do the Metaverse, Chewing the Fat Show. Good morning. Welcome to Metaverse. That'd be fun.

but then Mark would come along and pull the plug and it would be over. So apparently the Fed chairman, Jerome Powell, had a phone call with a person he thought was Ukrainian president of Vladimir Zelensky. It wasn't, it was just a prank. From Russian hackers. I'm sorry, Russian tricksters. So according to footage, from Russian state television in the video,

Powell can be seen answering questions about inflation and the economy in ways that were consistent with his other statements. Though the Fed now said, look, that video appears to have been edited and cannot confirm its accuracy, no. Now, remember, Powell isn't the only victim of these pranksters. Oh, they're pranksters.

Are they tricksters or are they pranksters? Are there hackers? I don't know. They also bamboozled their way to speak to, former German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prince Harry. They all get bamboozled because they all think they're speaking to the hoity-toits will speak to the hoity-toids.

And do you see where Harry, I don't know, the one report, I guess Harry is going to be sitting like 10 rows back at the coronation. Oh, hello. Then I see another headline that the headline is reported of what I talked about.

They're listening to me. I got news for you. there in England. I got to find the headline now. One moment, please. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us. We'll be with you momentarily. Thank you for continuing to hold.

Your listenership is very important to us. We'll be with you momentarily. Chewing the fat, thanks for holding. Okay, so the Royal Family, this is international news. They're listening to chewing the fat. The Royal Family, wants to bring Prince Harry home, leaving Meg and Markle outside. That's what I've been saying all along, that that should happen.

So now it's out there, okay? So Bill, Chuck, and Camilla, when you're at the coronation, you need to pull Harry off to the side, man, and say, yo, Harry, listen, man, I got something, bro. You got to get rid of her, man. You saw how she was treating you at the Lakers game? Yeah. Wouldn't let you kiss her, pushing you away? Disgusting.

You got to leave the ball in chain, man. I don't know. Maybe you can go back and take the kids and pack up and we'll send a plane. But because once you get back here to Windsor, they she can't do anything to you. Okay? I mean, it's got to happen. It has to happen soon.

But it's being reported now, so I just want to, you're welcome. You're welcome. And then if you're wondering what happened to the pranksters or the tricksters I don't know I don't know it's just Russian disinformation I guess and we're not going to admit that it's

true or it's not but we we're sure I mean they are not admitting it but we're sure that Paul got punked right from these tricksters or these pranksters these funsters from Russia it's just

sad just sad so I guess I have to maybe I should I go to stop smoking other show too now because I already have the elephant smoke today. I mean, that's what happens when you see animals. I mean, they smoke sometimes when they're talking to you. Because I see now, right?

Oh, man, smoke a cigarette is so bad. One in nine Americans, cigarette smoking hits a record low in the U.S. One at nine Americans smoked cigarettes last year. That's according to the CDC. and of course we believe everything they tell us, compared to the 1960s, when 42% of U.S. adults smoked cigarettes. Well, yeah,

holy cow, I would venture to say there was more than that, but they say only 42% in the 60s smoked cigarettes. Dramatic drop, no kidding. Oh, you know the health risk of smoking. Well, they always have to throw that in there. We know. It's on the side of the package.

We got it. Americans haven't given up their nicotine addiction. Vaping. rose to almost 6% last year, and 14% of teens reported using e-cigarettes in another CDC study.

So we're still getting our nicotine fix. You're either putting a tin. Just cut the tin, put a little bit in there between the cheek and gum. Or you're chewing some nicotine gum. I still chew some nicotine gum from time to time, and I probably shouldn't be even be doing that, really. But I can't. I need

to, I got to have some nicotine in my life. just the way it is. Because if I don't have a little nicotine from somewhere, I mean, I could chew. I never like chewing much, but I could. Just to get the fix, man. Just pop that, pop that tin, man. Put the...

Or, you know, then I'm firing them up. Firing up the... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a second. I got to put my cigarette out. Dude, it's so hard to do both. I didn't put it out. I was going to keep smoking the cigarette anyway. I don't care, man.

I can do both. Well, there used to be a day when that actually took place. Waiting for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo? Great idea. Feel the fun with all the latest slots in live casino games and with no wagering requirements.

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or visit comexontera.com.com. So we've had several stories about messes in airplanes that need to be cleaned up. And there was a story that talked about a guy who was urinating on another passenger on a plane. That really doesn't work for what I'm going to tell you. But we had the yellow rice story and we had the kids with the popcorn. And I was reminded in an email from Helen, thank you, Helen, for emailing the fat at the blaze.com, that, I mean, why do the airplanes not have some sort of stick vacuum on them? I mean, I don't expect them to roll out the shop vac, although, okay.

Well, you know, everybody should have a little dust buster, right, just to pick up some stuff in the plane, but they had to call, that rice one, they had to call for somebody to get a broom and get a dustpan that had to pick up the rice. I mean, they should have some sort of vacuum utensil on the plane. Shouldn't they? It just seems to me that I don't know that they should pull out the Electrolux or the compact cleaning system or the Kirby. But something. A little dustbuster, yes.

They all should have to be charging in the, you know what? Every bathroom for the people in business. class or first class should have a little dust buster charging in there. Why not? And it would be a good sponsorship for Delta or Southwest or someone to, you know, make a little extra money.

Let Dustbuster come in and hook it up. I, you know what? United Airlines, Delta, Southwest, again. You're welcome. Oh, and that train that derailed in Wisconsin,

the Mississippi, River. Don't worry about it. It's fine. Quit your whining. It's just another train that derailed. It's okay. Sure, four people were injured, not life-threatening. Okay? It's fine. And, you know, you know, just the train cars that are in the river and everything, I'll be fine. Don't worry about it, okay? Sure. Okay. Okay. So there was, there were, some hazardous materials on the train, but it's right now it's not believed to be a concern. So if it's not believed to be a concern by them, it shouldn't be of concern to us. Okay, so it's fine.

Those cars that had hazardous materials on them have been contained. They're fine. They're not in the river. They're not leaking. So why don't you just shut up? You know, I just read a story. I just read a story about remote trains, remote control trains, carrying hazmat stuff. And the headline is, well, that falls out of Congress's push to pull the regulations.

Wait, what? Yeah. Corrosive liquid and poisonous gas are among the hazardous materials. These short-distance trains carry without a conductor on board. now I don't know about you but I almost want to say how about no it's just maybe it's just me but in major metropolitan areas with no licensed engineers on board the remote controlled locomotives travel for short distances in and around rail yards in places like Houston in Denver, Tucson, Arizona. They carry chemicals like

acidic poison, ethanol sulfuric acid, and the Railway Safety Act of 2023 won't stop the practice. So once again, your government at work saying they're helping when, of course, they're not. Now, these trains

do not travel farther than 30 miles from the point of origin, which keeps them under the radar. So Union Pacific has had 20 years. I have used workers who aren't licensed engineers or conductors to operate these trains using remote joysticks. And they move the trains between rail yards in these major metropolitan areas.

Now, there hasn't, I guess there hasn't been a problem. I, you know, so is there going to be a problem in the future? I don't know. it certainly is something that we should look at. It seems that the trains that are derailing have conductors, and for now the trains that haven't derailed don't have conductors. So maybe the argument is we don't need conductors. But I don't want to make that argument because, you know,

I like trains. Life in the train age. I don't want to get rid of train workers. We've got family members who are trained people. My brother has hopped trains all across this country. I like trains. I mean, truckers are the lifeblood of this country, but trains are right there, man.

They're not, look, I know that it takes truckers to get the stuff from the train yards. I got it. But the trains are there, man. They're crisscrossing the country delivering goods, and I don't want to have to do without them. so if it takes Bill back at the station with his joystick, no, not that one, the one running the train,

and taking the trains to where it's supposed to go, I guess we have to be okay with it. Oh, and we have some breaking news. As we record Chewing the Fat today, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food and Safety Inspection Service, or as you like to call it, the FSIS, has issued a public health alert. It's a public health alert for Ivar's and Pike Place fish markets ready to eat soups.

Man, nothing says lunch like Ivar and Pike's Place fish market ready to eat soups. They are unsafe to eat. wait what soups ready to eat coming from ivars and pike place fish market yum yum so apparently the soups were prepared packed and stored in unsanitary conditions that may cause the food to spoil sooner than the best buy date oh well you could you can take a shot at that I mean you've not I mean, okay. The soups were shipped to retailers nationwide

and in Mexico. However, they're no longer available to purchase, which is why the products aren't being recalled. They're not being recalled. They're just issuing a warning. USDA is worried that some consumers may still have the soups in their fridges or freezers, so they issued the alert. Say it with me now.

Out of an abundance of caution. The recalled soups all, have the establishment number EST.20173 inside the USDA mark of inspection. So the IVAR's and Pike Place

fish markets ready to eat soups. I honestly, I can't tell you. I don't believe I've ever seen an IVAR's and Pike Place fish markets ready to eat soups. I don't think I've ever seen it. So they're Puget Sound Clam Chowder with

bacon. Their loaded baked potato soup. I mean, I certainly, I certainly am not opposed to eating these foods. I just don't know of this particular company's product. The rustic Zupa, Tuscana, Italian sausage, and vegetable soup. Man, do I want that now? I tell you that. Pike Place Fish Market, world famous clam chowder with bacon.

Oh, is that better than the Puget Sound? clam chowder with bacon? I don't know. We may have to try. So just be careful out there. If you still have the Ivars and Pike Place fish markets ready to eat soups in your home,

they might go bad early. So be careful. So you know I love license plates. If you follow me on Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, I often post what I call hashtag license plate of the day.

Play of the day. and I snap them on the road. I have become so proficient. And I don't recommend people doing this because it's bad and you could get into an accident. But I could take some pictures with my phone of license plates on the road, baby. You got to get just right up in front there

and snap it doing, you know, 70. And or whatever the speed limit is. And you come along the side or you see one and you can't quite get to it so you got to kind of weave in and out of traffic until you get to the light and then you got to stop. You may have four.

spaces in front of you. What? You got to wait for that other car to pull up coming up on the right-hand side with the license plate snap to get those shots. I mean, I've got quite a collection working. You know, love hard, love USA. Smoking with a 5-M-O-K-N. I like that one.

I mean, I love them. Fat 255. That's my favorite. Nerds. Anyway, license plate of the day. You can follow me on Instagram. My friend Phil Schuyler at the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum. I've talked to him a few times here on this show.

I've talked to him on my YouTube channel. He's giving us a quick tour of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum. He has now started, they have a new bobblehead license plates, which look really cool. So each state has their own license plate with bobble on it. And it's, you know, they have little springs on it for the bobbleheads. And so you can check those out at the website and get your own bubble license plate from the national bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum. I want to apologize to Phil and you.

I did not realize that the 25th of April, just three days ago, if you're listening live, today is the 28th of April, 2023 just three days ago April 25th 2023 was license plates day

I didn't realize that that was that they had license plate day it's it was the first license plate was issued in the U.S. in 1901 wow the government's been hooking us for that

for all these years man Oh, so license plate day is celebrated annually on the 25th of April to recognize the first license plate issued in 1901. So, yay! And some license plate history as well from my man Phil at the National Bubblehead Hall of Fame and Museum. The Netherlands and France started a national database for license plates. In the early 1890s, in 1903, Massachusetts was the first state to issue plates in 19, wait. But we're celebrating, we recognize the license plate.

Oh, the first issued was in 1901. Okay. So the Massachusetts was the first state to issue plates in 1903. In 1928, Idaho was the first state to put a logo on the plate, the Idaho potato. Today, there are more than 250 million registered vehicles in the country, and each of them has a unique license plate for a given state. Isn't that special? I mean, think of that. Over 250 million registered vehicles.

That's so nice of the government to make sure they know that our vehicles are registered and safe and able to be on the road and keep everyone safe. Right? Right. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Well, it's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie?

What's the Lie? where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's why we call it, what's the lie. Now, we've consistently had Darien on because I've wanted him to win, my Friday producer, and he has not won in weeks. He's never won, what's the lie? So I'm going to give him a break, because I'm sick of him losing, to be honest.

I'm going to give him a break. and we have people who have enlisted to be contestants at Chewingthefat at theblaze.com. And Jake Wheeler emailed me at Chewingthefat.com and said, I could beat Darien. And so we're going to give Jake Wheeler a chance. Jake, welcome to Chewing the Fat and What's the Lie? Well, thanks for having me. So, Jake, you are a truck driver, I hear. That's right, yes.

Nice. Now, you know, I mean, no one supports truck drivers and truckers more than this show, chewing the fat and what's the lie. So are you a truck driver here in this country, or are you one of them foreigners? I'm one of them foreigners. Damn it, I knew it. I could smell them. You could smell it all the way from out there. So what? I do spend the majority of my driving in the U.S. I just have to go in and out. but so

well if the audience can't tell which country you're coming out of I have either sad they shouldn't be listening so how are things going in and out of the country now that we're past the pandemic right it's over

your leader said he didn't even tell people to lock down or mandate the vaccine no that was actually just in our minds I think right We're free to do what we want. Thank you. We can't, you know, buy food for our families, but hey, that was whatever. I know.

It was unbelievable. Were you part of the trucker thing? I was not. At the time, I was actually working on a farm, but I do know quite a few of my friends and family that actually did go to Ottawa. What, uh, what were you doing on the farm? I was farming. You know, working on a potato farm. Oh, nice.

harvesting and spraying and planting and everything that goes with the potato farm. Do you do that regularly? I mean, do you do both jobs? It's where when you don't take the time off from trucking so that you can go work on the farm and then back to hauling goods? Well, actually, I took a break from trucking to go to work on the farm, but now I'm back on the truck full time. Yeah, because you realized, you know, sitting in this truck pulling TVs in the back of my

trailer is a lot easier than planting freaking potatoes. Yeah, there's a lot of logistics and different techniques that go into that. Absolutely. Okay, Jake, no problem. I appreciate you. I appreciate you long. Now, if you win, not only will you get to come back for another round, you will win a Talking Sense Jeffie Blue Freshie.

And so, you know, if you want more information, you or the listeners, you can go to a Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie Cent and design for you. All righty. Are you ready to, you ready to play? I sure am. Four headlines, one, not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. For Japan's aging soccer players, 80 is the new 50.

Headline number two, New Jersey Library had to go on lockdown after many horse got loose inside. Headline number three, U.S. woman arrested in Sydney with golden gun in luggage. Headline number four, scientists are making fake moon dust. Headline number one, for What's the Lie? For Japan's aging soccer players, 80 is the new 50. Headline number two, New Jersey Library had to go on lockdown after many horse got loose inside. Headline number three, U.S. woman arrested in Sydney with golden gun in luggage. Headline number four, scientists are making fake moon dust.

Those are your four headlines, Jake Wheeler, from the northern part of this continent. What is the lie? Is it number one? Oh, no. Jake, gosh, darn it. I wanted you to win so bad. I wanted you to win the Freshie. I wanted you to be, I wanted you to slap down Darien, but no.

Oh, man. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie? It's a subsidiary of chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MF, XX, I, I, I. So, Jake. Which one was it?

Number two. The New Jersey. Library did not have to go on lockdown because of a mini horse. Oh, man. I know. So that means there was a golden gun. All right. Yes.

There absolutely was a golden gun. And scientists are making fake moon dust. So, Jake, thank you very much, man. I appreciate it. Yeah. Thank you for including me. Appreciate that as well. Absolutely.

You'd be safe out there. Oh, and, hey, are you in your truck right now? I am. Yep. Uh, hello. Oh, I don't know if you can hear that. Yeah, we got it. That's about time you caught up to speed.

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