Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s a Comedy?... | 2/26/24

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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With Amex Platinum, you have access to over 1,400 airport lounges worldwide. So your experience before takeoff is a taste of what's to come. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. This is a reminder or a warning to count your change when you get it, no matter when and where you get it. So I go to the airport, Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, DFW, to pick up someone from the airport.

Now, you have to go through the toll lanes. You can't just drive onto the property because they charge you to drive on the property, which is another issue. But it costs you two bucks. Whether you just drive on, pick someone up or drop someone off, and then to get out, it costs you $2. That's the way they work it, which, again, should be a crime in and of itself, but it's not. So I pick someone up at the airport. It's 11.30 at night. I go through.

Now, I have a toll tag on my car, but for some reason, it doesn't always work at the airport. I don't know why. So instead of, you know, I go through the toll, I take my ticket. And instead of using the toll tag, I just take my ticket. And I go do either drop off or pick up, and then I come back out and I pay the $2. Usually I use a card. Usually I just use my card. But I had a $20 bill in my wallet.

So I figured, you know what, it's $11.30. I'm just going to give her the $20 and get the $18 back. And we're going to move on with my life. I pull up through the cash toll lane. And there's an older lady working there. Hey, how you doing? Sorry, this is all I got. And she was like, I have no problem.

No problem. And she hands me to change. and I take the change and I fold it and put it in the console and I drive away. So come Saturday, so this was Tuesday night. So Saturday of this weekend, all right? Four days later, I am getting gas in my car and I think, oh, I've still got $18 of cash in my wallet. You know what? I ought to play some lotto because they've all rolled over.

We'll get to that later on in the show. And so I'm going to play some lotto. grab my wallet and I open it up and I pull out the cash and there's only $8 in my wallet. So that means that the airport toll lady stole $10 from me. Okay. Now, whether it was an accident or on purpose, it's my money stolen. Now, I don't know what I have to do to get it back if there's any way to get it back. It's my word against theirs.

You know, I guess there's footage of me going through. the toll giving her cash and taking the change. Doesn't mean that it doesn't prove that it was $10 short. I guess maybe if the till was wrong, if the till was over that night, then they'd have the opportunity to say, oh, then it probably was yours. Maybe. But if the till was right on, then she took it. And there's no way to prove that she took it.

I guess it would shine a light on the possibility that she's, you know, deep. pocketed cash from people going through the toll, which would make a big difference. But I guess, you know, here's the deal. This is what I think happens. Okay. And this is just a chewing the fat, uh, thinking out loud, this is what I think happens. I believe that you go through, you give the lady $20 and she gives you $8 back minus the 10.

And if you count it and say, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I gave you a 20. She looks down and goes, oh, that's right. And she gives you the 10. if you drive off the 10 is all hers have a nice day she's driving the Mercedes parked out back working at the toll i believe that to be the case now could it have been just uh you know an oversight an accident absolutely do i believe it was no way so just remember when you get change back if you use cash in today's world if you use cash and they give you your change Count it there. Don't wait. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

Okay, so we've talked about how the skies are going to be dark with drones delivering goods around most major American cities. We have, you know, pharmacies getting ready and some are here in DFW already delivering goods via drone. We have. We have, you know, pharmacies getting ready, and some are here in DFW already delivering goods via drone. We have. We have Walmart getting ready to deliver by drones. We have Amazon delivering by drones. We have a new, I get ads all the time. The last time I talked about this, I started getting ads from a wing company. That's a drone company that will deliver goods to your home here in DFW. And so the skies are just going to be dark with drones flying everywhere. I'm all for it.

I just hope that we can control the airspace because we still have. I don't know, rescue helicopters flying everywhere. We have planes going in and out of all airports, including D.F. Domini, where the toll lady stole my $10. And there's multiple military and other airports in greater metropolitan areas around America. Well, according to the experts at the Singapore Air Show, and I am a fan of the Singapore Air Show, Man, you can't drag me away. Well, I didn't go this year, but, man, did I want to be there? So, according to the experts at the Singapore Air Show,

were they had electric air transport vehicles touted as the future of urban transportation. Hyundai Motor Group owned Super Now, a Boeing-backed Whisk, and Embraer-owned Eve Air Mobility. all seek to commercialize their vehicles by the end of this decade. So in five years, six years, they want to be able to do this. The electric vertical takeoff and landing vehicles, or the Evatolls, which can land and take off vertically,

can be used as air taxis for cargo delivery, medical and emergency response transportation, and as private vehicles. We are going to be... the skies are going to be full of flying objects all around. So, man, be careful when you go out there because it is going to happen. Man, it looks like the sun's out today. Yeah, I can't see it. It's being blocked by drones.

It does bode well for my delivery opportunity on homes. A million dollar idea. Just build those drone drop-off shoots on everybody's roof. with the address on it so that the drone comes by and sees the address and drops your product down through the shoot into your home and they don't even have to deliver in the yard doesn't deliver in the backyard the front yard out in the road no it just drops it right into your home and you don't even have to worry about it don't go outside though because you may get hit now if you're flying the old-fashioned way you know in those aeroplanes

there's a couple now that are now saying you know because of the high winds over the northeast our planes are going over 800 miles an hour i am a fan of that get me to where i'm going right now so there's uh at least two commercial planes have gotten to their destinations early after both aircrafts hit supersonic speeds at uh you know 800 miles per hour plus So they get up into the wind and we are good to go. I am a fan. Now, I've been on planes flying. You're usually flying west to east.

And you get up that additional push from the wind. As you're coming back, if you're flying east to west over the oceans, then, you know, you're facing some headwinds and it slows down. But, you know, there's the United Airlines flight from Newark to. to Lisbon, Portugal, took off at 8.35 p.m. and reached peak ground speed at 838 miles per hour, shaving 20 minutes off the scheduled flight. I am a fan. So the jet stream over the Pacific Ocean produced 250 mile per hour winds that pushed the China Airlines flight to log 826 miles per hour. Yes, I am a fan. Then there was a British Airways, Boeing 747, who set,

the record for the subsonic transatlantic flight time with a reported top speed reaching 825 miles per hour but there's no official records for commercial flight speeds so if you're if you're flying from the u.s across the pacific uh hope that they catch a tailwind because you'll get there that much faster i mean that's doing some distance now most of those when you're traveling um internationally like that over the ocean you can usually change the screen you can usually change the on the seat in front of you to follow the, I love doing this, as you could follow the flight path of the plane, and it gives you ground speed information,

and when you're, you know, when you'll arrive at your destination, I love all watching that. And that was a good move by the airlines to put that in because you're able to watch that and not be frustrated by the, you know, million-hour flight. I know, it's not a million hours, Jeff. It's hours.

Yeah, I know. I got it. but it makes it less agonizing to look at that and go, okay, I know where we're at, I know how fast we're going, I know where we're going to get there, I'm going to close my eyes for a little bit. So if it was going up,

I was trying to remember the fastest I've seen it on those flights, and I feel like it was, I don't know, five, six hundred miles an hour ground speed, something like that. But, man, I would be happy to see. Ground speed, 825 miles per hour. Oh, yeah.

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Okay, so as I'm looking to see if anyone won the Powerball this weekend, I see, and no one did, by the way, they both roll over. Mega Millions is $563 million jackpot, 265.4 cash payout. That drawing is tomorrow. If you're listening live, today is the 26th of February, 2024, so that drawing is Tuesday, the 27th. Powerball, no and won. Jackpot is $391 million.

Cash payout is $185.6 million. That drawing is tonight. 26. All right, we're good to go. I still got a shot. I can do it tonight. And as I'm doing that, I see where a couple lost a ticket worth $50,000,

a powerball ticket. So a Kentucky man spent three months thinking he had thrown out the powerball ticket worth $50,000. He said that he said that he, He bought the ticket in October at the AM Express in Bowling Green. And I love the AM Express in Bowling Green. He said, I go back to the store to buy a die of mountain due when the owner says, hey, you won. And I said, for one, he said, you win the lottery.

And I was like, I wish. And he said, no, we got it on video. We got it. We got it on video. You're the winner of the ticket. We just need the ticket. Well, he didn't have it. And so they searched and searched.

And so apparently he had left it in a company car and that he hadn't driven in some time. And so he went to clean it because he was going to use it again for a company business. And he found the ticket just in the nick of time. So he got to turn it in and earn the $50,000. So congratulations to the Purdue's for finding their $50,000 ticket. Now, you know, it's funny they asked the wife, considering whether to take a predures. vacation with the prize money, what you wanted to do with it. And, you know, we've had three months to think about it.

But, you know, for 50,000. Now, let's be honest. You and I, just you and me sitting here by ourselves. Now, 50,000 is not a life-changing number. Okay. I'm happy to take it. I'm happy to say, yes, congratulations, look it at me. I stopped by the AM Express and Bowling Green to get my diet Mountain Dew and I bought a ticket

and I won me 50,000. Am I taking it? 100% I'm taking it. No problem. But I'm going to be bummed because it's only 50,000. So don't expect me to be happy. Okay.

I could be warmly surprised. I could be, you know, nicely accepting. But I'm going to be bummed that it wasn't the jackpot. So let's just give me my 50,000 and let's move on. All right, let's go to the break room.

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like traditional pizza, the Chizza features a base layer of fried chicken topped with sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. It's not pizza, it's Chizza. Two, 100% white meat, extra crispy fried chicken filets, topped with zesty mariner sauce, melted mozzarella cheese, and crispy pepperoni. The Chiza. So it is going to be available

for a limited time, beginning today, in the United States of America. So have it. It might be available around the world as we speak, but this story is talking about specifically here in the United States, that it is available

today. Will it be a limited time? Well, depending on how well the Chizza is pulled off, may or may not be a limited time. Then McDonald's, it's announced, that they are gearing up to add another tasty concoction to its arsenal of flavorful dipping sauces. I didn't know McDonald's had an arsenal of flavorful dipping sauces, but apparently they do. So they announced that they were going to be unveiling and are going to be unveiling the savory chili wickdonald's sauce

man does that sound good it's a brand new flavorful dip that not only packs a punch but also serves up special nod to anime fans really yeah the new sauce blends a unique combination of ginger

garlic and soy with a slight heat from chili flakes packed an energetic blast of flavor in every bite while perfectly mimicking the dynamic spirit of your favorite anime heroes. You can pair the sauce with a 10-piece wick nuggets. Oh yeah. And it becomes available today in more than 30 markets around the globe. Today is a huge day in the fast food business.

So you can get the Wic Donald sauce beginning today. And you can get a Chiza, the KFC pizza, rolled out today. Man, it's a big day. It's a big day in America. You know what? Let's continue with it being a big day in America. Talking Walking Dead is back today as well. Walking Dead, the ones who live, a brand new show with Rick and Michone, aired last night.

It is back up and running on AMC Plus. And we will have Talking Walking Dead later today. If you subscribe to this show, then you'll see. when Talking Walking Dead is posted with Jason Butchrell and my son Maximus and we will recap the new The On On On Ones Plus, well on AMC and AMC Plus

And the new Rick and Meshone show And You know what? Wait to hear the Wait to hear the podcast And we'll discuss every nook and cranny of the ones who live. All right, so the SAG After Awards were this weekend,

and I missed them. I know they're up on Netflix now, but I wanted to see them live. I wanted to see how Netflix did it because they were supposed to air live on Netflix. And I went to net, as I thought about it, it was already, I was too late. I showed up and it was already over.

Because I wanted to see how they put it. Do I have to go? Did they just come up on the main screen? And it said, hey, we're live, go here now, or are they going to add a new live section along the info along the left there when you go you can check all the info if you want to check and i just was hoping that you know maybe there's just going to be a live area there maybe you know what Netflix if you don't have that you're welcome that needs to happen okay on your info side there needs to be a live event button so that i can click on that

and see what's live and what's going to be live what's coming up that kind of thing but i missed it i know devastated. I was devastated. I was devastated. So, you know, the outstanding performance by a male actor in a leading role, Sillian Murphy, Oppenheimer. Outstanding performance by a female actor in a leading role. Here's a big surprise. Lily Gladstone, killers of the flower moon. Boy, there's a big surprise. Outstanding performance by a male actor in a supporting role. Robert Downey Jr. Oppenheimer. Thankfully, it did not go to Robert Duchero. Killers of the Flower Moon. Outstanding performance by a female actor in a supporting role.

Divine Joy Randolph, the holdovers. Outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture. Man, we are getting all kinds of awards here. Outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture. Oppenheimer is the winner. Then let's go to the television categories. Outstanding performance by a male actor in a television movie or limited series. Stephen Yan, beef.

Old, old, old wife. Walking Dead performer Stephen Yen. I haven't made it all the way through Beef, but it's okay. It's been okay. And Ellie Wong won the best performance by a female actor in a television movie or a limited series. Wow, so beef got them all. Okay.

If you say so, I'll finish it up just because of that, but okay. Outstanding performance by a male actor in a drama series. I wonder? Yes, Pedro Pascal, the Last of Us winner. And he threw out his shade to what's his face from Succession.

Kieran Culkin. Outstanding performance by a female actor in drama series. Elizabeth DeBecky De Crown. They threw Crown and Bone. Outstanding performance by a male actor in a comedy series. Jeremy Allen White, the Bear. I can't believe the Bear is a comedy series. I find that really...

I love the Bear. I loved both seasons of the Bear. But as a comedy series, no. No. And they gave the outstanding performance by a female actor in a comedy series, too. what's her face? I-O-E-D-B-E-B-E-B-E-R-I-E-E-B-I-R-I-E-E-E-B-I-R-I.

Her first name is A-Y-O-O-O-V-E-O-V-E-O-V-E-O-V-E-O-E-O-E-O-S-E-E-E-O-SOMO-E-E-E-E-SOMO-E. Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series, Succession, and the Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a comedy. Comedy series, you guessed it, the bear. So, I mean, only murders probably should have got that. Ted Lasso was up for that. But I would, only murders was as good or better than the bear. But only murder, I don't know.

You know, my idea of a comedy series and their idea of a comedy series is absolutely different. Stunt Ensemble honors. Yeah, we don't care about that. Last of Us, well, the Mission Impossible, Dead. Reckoning part one won the action performance by a stunt ensemble in a television series. The Last of Us is the winner for that. And the outstanding action performance by a minute of motion picture was dead reckoning part one. So congratulations to all the winners, the SAG after awards, 2024.

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Flacco. Yes, the rare Eurasian owl that has captured everyone's attention, especially those living in New York City, dubbed the most famous owl in the world, died.

Dead. At the age of 13-ish, I'm guessing he was 13-ish. They talked at one point. point about it being raised from a baby in captivity for the first 12 years of his life. So after he escaped from the vandalized exhibit at the Central Park Zoo, he was flying around until he flew into a building.

I know. Very sad. The initial findings of the necrops he performed are consistent with death due to acute traumatic injury. Oh, no. So the main impact was to his body with substantial hemorrhage under the sternum and around the liver. There were no bone fractures found. He was otherwise in good health, good muscling, adequate fat stores. They weighed about 4.1 pounds. And that was about as much weight as he was the last time they weighed him at the zoo. So, oh no. And they try to, they're going to try to identify the underlying factors. But we don't know how long that's going to take.

So apparently, Flacco collided with a building on West 89th Street in Manhattan. Now, he's been flying all over. There's a Flacco map out there of where he's been flying all over. And so now I guess this building, 89th Street of Manhattan, is the bad building. Because the people in the building reported the downed owl to the Wild Bird Fund, which is the WBF. And staff from WBF quickly responded. I'm sure they did. But he was non-responsive, and they declared him dead short.

after. So they have not found who damaged Flacco's exhibit when he helped him escape, but the zoo is still investigating, and so is the NYPD. So, I mean, we care about Flacko, but according to this, 250,000 birds are estimated to die annually in New York City as a result of building collisions. Now, that's according to the zoo. Now, I will say this, probably 249,99 of those birds are like pigeons and I don't care. Oh no, another sky rat has flown into a building and died. What a bummer. I'm going to be sad.

I'm sad about Flacko. So if there's any other escaped birds out there that fly in the buildings, you know, I feel sad about, I'm not feeling sad about 249,999 pigeons. Nope, don't have it. So rest in peace, Fleco, the escaped owl, dead at the age of 13. Okay, moving on in Who Died Today? Kenneth Mitchell, Star Trek Discovery, he was in Jericho, the astronaut wives clubs. He died at the age of 49.

He was diagnosed with ALS in 2018. And when you see a picture of Kenneth, you'll go, oh yeah. He was in Captain Marvel. and it's very sad. He died in Los Angeles from complications of ALS. So very sad. Rest in peace. Kenneth Mitchell, dead at the age of 49. Then we have Chris Gothier, dead at 48. Now, you know him from Once Upon a Time and a Supernatural. I was forced to watch those shows in my life.

And he was in Eureka, too. He was, those shows, I was for all three of those shows. Once upon a time, Eureka, and Supernatural, I was forced to watch. And so, very sad, Chris gets here, dead at the age of 48. Now, they did not release the cause of death. So how about you not worry about it, okay? I'm sure it wasn't that. friends and

some people at his talent agency said that he died after an unspecified short illness. If it was that, they would have said something. Am I right? Of course I am. So rest in peace. Chris Gauthier

and dead at the age of 48. Then we have Golden Richards. Golden Richards, a former NFL star, dead at the age of 73. You remember Golden. I mean, he was played for BYU.

He played for the Dallas Cowboys. He did play in Chicago in Denver, but he was best known for his five seasons with the Dallas Cowboys. And he had a big catch in a Super Bowl. He was a big-time NFL star. Apparently, Golden really struggled in his life with health problems and drug addictions after retiring. But apparently, according to family, he was sober for 10 years.

Okay. So then in 2011, he wasn't sober when this happened, he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. And then I guess he broke his hip on the Christmas of 2022 and has had four hip surgeries. No, I don't know if that's from him, 2022 or if he's had other hip surgeries because of football. And this was just his fourth one. But Golden Richards, rest in peace, dead at the age. of 73. We have, well,

Walesco Castillo. She is 49 years old. She did not die, but she just pled guilty to second-degree manslaughter over the death of 43-year-old Lesbia Ayala from Philadelphia back in 2017.

She is sentenced to four to eight years in prison for killing this woman from an unlicensed to silicone butt injection. Oh my gosh. So apparently, Ayala collapsed after the injection, after suffering cardiac arrest. She was declared dead after being transported to the hospital. The defendant illegally injected the victim with silicone substance for cosmetic purposes.

And, hey, she was not licensed. Okay. She was unlicensed. And the woman charged $1,500 bucks for unlicensed injections, far less than the usual price of licensed practitioners. so you can't have that. Now, she claimed she's very ashamed of what happened. Oh, really? Yeah, she was very ashamed.

Now, she's been convicted before. So the family is like, four years is not enough. Four years is way not enough. But that's the way it goes. That's what she gets. She was apparently convicted back in 2012 over illegal cosmetic surgeries and in 2014. I thought she was.

She was sent to prison for that as well. So I guess not very long. She was sent to prison in 2012. So she was out by 2014, unless she was doing it in prison. Getting it shipped. She was getting the silicone shipped to her from her friends in the Dominican. And then she was, that's what she was pumping into, puppling into people's butts.

But lesbian Ayala could not handle the injection from, from the silicone, you know, out of the Dominican, and that's what killed her. So if you're thinking about getting a butt injection, maybe you go to a licensed practitioner. I don't know, you know. Look, if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. I understand, you know, trying to cut corners.

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Oh, okay. And it was on its way to the Netherlands. So, okay. They got nine tons of cocaine hidden in wooden flooring. You should see the movie zero zero. If you have not lost out of movie, it's a series on Prime, Amazon Prime. It's called Zero Zero, Zero, Zero.

I've talked about it before. It is fascinating. And this is how this comes to be. No question. Now, on Saturday, I talked about a bust, and I say Saturday with, I do a show on Saturday now with Brad Staggs from Mojo 50. You can watch it live on my X account every Saturday morning. You can watch it on Mojo, too, but why? I mean, why watch Modig?

Mojo 5-0, and you can just watch it live on my ex account at Jeffrey JFR. But you do, you do you, boo. It's fine. I talked about Border Patrol agents, busting or finding. They didn't bust anybody, according to this story. They found 6.5 tons of meth at the Eagle Passport of entry because the CBP officer sent the tractor trailer for a secondary inspection. And the truck on its manifest said it was. shipping a drying agent for piglets.

Now, I don't know what a drying agent for piglets is, but if you raise piglets, then I'm sure you know what a drying agent for piglets is. So following the inspection, they found 13,101 pounds of meth, which they say has a street value of $117.1 million. Now, that Bolivian bust was, they said, a street value of 8, 526 million,

roughly 8.8 metric tons bust of the wooden flooring that was cocaine. You have to watch 0-0-0-0-0 takes you from the beginning to the end of a shipment of drugs. And it's fascinating. Just I love that series. I may have to watch it again. It's been a while since I've watched it. But if you have the opportunity, watch it because you will get, once you watch it, you go, oh yeah. Yeah, that's what Jeff was talking about.

Oh, and be on the lookout for balloons. I see where balloons led to thousands losing power in Monroe and Orleans counties. Believe that's in New York. The National Grid power outages in Monroe and Orleans counties were because of a cluster of mylar balloons that hit power lines. Oh, okay. So the other balloon worry was the balloon that was flying across the country, which I believe they said was a mylar balloon and had a small cube-shaped box underneath it about two feet long on each side hanging below it.

But the military said, that's nothing to worry about it. It's a hobbyist balloon. Oh, okay. So has it left American airspace? Yeah, it's already flown over the country. So it's fine. And it's a hobbyist balloon. And it didn't hit any power lines

with its milar material. So we're fine. All right, don't worry about it. But just be on the lookout for balloons because balloons are now dangerous. All right, I'll leave you with this. I saw this on one of my social media accounts.

And it was under the heading of this is why I don't delete Facebook. So this was an original Facebook post. And And it ends with, no, this is not a stupid joke. This is serious. So please refrain from rude responses. Now, it's just a screenshot of the post, so I can't see all the responses.

I'm sure. No one was rude. And I'm sure everyone refrained from making rude responses 100% positive of that. So here's the post. And I don't know that I haven't figured out yet, but I'll leave it to you. Okay. My grandma is pregnant. She's only 46, so we were pretty excited at first,

but now she's claiming my husband is the father. I don't know what to do. He does spend a lot of time helping her at her house. I can't believe he'd plow my granny, though. We have to wait months for a paternity test. If it's his, would the baby be my aunt, uncle, and step? It's also worth noting that my husband is both my brother and my uncle and my grandma is his grandma too and also his ex-girlfriend. I'm not really sure what to do.

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