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the Netherlands, Greece, Brazil, Italy, Spain, or Switzerland. Well, first of all, thank you. I appreciate it very much. but you are the top 10 countries that are the most sexually satisfied so the U.S. isn't in on that, I'll tell you that. I don't see Canada in on that.

I know the most listeners I have for this show are in the United States a little sexually unsatisfied. They're not in the top 10 of sexually satisfied countries. So we need to work on that, please. I'd like to see that. jump into the top 10 on that. I don't know who I want to go away because, I mean,

I'm a fan, you know, Switzerland, Spain, Italy, Brazil, Greece, the Netherlands, Mexico, India, Australia, Nigeria. I'm a fan of all of those countries. So just congratulations to you for being in the top 10 of the most, I mean, Switzerland's number one, the most sexually satisfied country in the world.

Good for you. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So not only was I looking at the most satisfied countries in the world sexually, I was looking at the average number of sexual partners and the average age of people who lose their virginity. And it's interesting to me. I know it's just kind of strange. But it's interesting to me. So the average number of sexual partners, the USA is way down the list that

So what, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Twelve. Twelve. And on this list of the average number of sexual partners, the U.S. is ten point seven, according to the world of statistics. Ireland is eleven point one. I need to think about, you know, all the sexual partners you've had. is it more or less than the 10.7 in the United States, the 11.1 in Ireland, the 11.1 in Switzerland.

Now, Switzerland is the number one country for the most sexually satisfied country, and yet they're down the list. Right, 10th for a number of sexual partners, 11.1. Sweden is 11.8. Italy is 11.8. Norway is 12.1. Finland, oh, they're tied there at 8, so the United States is actually 11. Norway and Finland, that's not how that works.

It's just a joke, okay, I got it, I understand the list. Norway is 12.1. Finland is 12.4. South Africa is 12.5. Iceland. They're taking care of some business in Iceland. They got 13. New Zealand, there's a lot of people in Iceland, so I'm taking care of it.

New Zealand is 13.2. Australia is 13.3. And Turkey coming in at number one with 14.5 average number of sexual partners. So just take a moment and think about yourself. Okay. Think about yourself with that. And then let's move over to the list of average age people. lose their virginity,

according to the world of statistics. All right. Now, you remember when you lost yours, and if you haven't lost yours yet, good for you. I mean, good for you. Love you. Keep it up. There's nothing wrong with, there's nothing wrong with that.

There's nothing wrong with you, depending on your age. So you're good, all right? Don't feel bad, okay? So the average age, people lose their virginity while the United States is way down the list. Wow. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, nineteen, sixteen, seventeen, seventeen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-two, twenty-fourth, twenty-fourth at the age of virginity loss.

Twenty-fourth, wow. You know, good, good, good, good, good for the U.S. in 18 years of age is the average age you know what that is that's a lie okay that's a lie no really

I was a virgin when I met you oh okay all right you got it no problem so let's see where we're at here let's just go we'll go up to we'll start with we'll start with Spain

at 19.2 years of age are you kidding me Japan is 19.4, Nigeria, 19.7. Vietnam, 19.7. Hong Kong, 20.2. Thailand, 20, China, 22. Singapore, 22. India. Malaysia, 23. Is the average age people lose their virginity? So Iceland is 15.6. Now we're getting into something. All right. We don't look at me like that. you know you were 13 or 14, maybe even younger. Stop it. You know you were. You know you were, all right?

I know that's okay. You can lie to yourself. You can lie to your spouse, but we both know it's a lie. Okay, we both know. So I guess according to this, the, you know, 11, 12 and 13. 14-year-olds are outliers. And so, because it starts here at the bottom of the list of 15.6. So good for you.

Good for all of you for cutting your sexual partners down to low and keeping your virginity as long as you can. And you know what? And you're sexually satisfied. Good for the countries that are also. Congratulations to each and every. every one of you. I mean,

I love those lists. Okay. I just, I love them. We can spend some time breaking down the most populated countries. We can spend some all kinds of time doing that.

No problem. We can do the most populated countries, most populated cities. Love it. I mean, we talk, I mentioned today during the Fat Five, during Pat Unleashed, the revenue,

the top companies globally, if you believe we live on a globe, that are, you know, the most, the biggest and most by revenue. All right. Of course, Walmart number one, 10th year in a row, number one. Their revenue this year was $611.3 billion. It's not bad. That's not bad.

Now, number two in revenue was Saudi Aramco at $603 plus billion. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, they get the cash. They get the cash register, yeah, because, I'll tell you why. All right. Saudi Aramco, while some people are laughing at them for coming at it, number two, revenue-wise. They are still the most profitable company at $159 billion. $159 billion.

Just, oh, we just, yeah, we just, that's just profit. You know what, we'll buy gold planes with our $159 billion, okay? And they are, Saudi Aramco, they're worth over $2,000. trillion over two trillion i mean there's you got uh apple at 2.7 and probably closer to 3 trillion i think they broke 3 at 1 point

and then Microsoft is over 2 trillion 2.3 2.4 trillion saudi arabco those are the 3 over 2 trillion and again apple is pretty close to 3 trillion and then alphabet that's google 1.3 trillion and And Amazon, that's Jeff Bezos. He's at $1 trillion.

But Jeff isn't the richest guy on the planet, though. That still belongs to my boy, Elon. So just saying that. But anyway, we have this list, the top 10 of the companies by revenue, the top revenue companies. One, let's see, state grid, which is a Chinese power company, 530 plus billion the

Chinese National Petroleum Company $483 plus billion and Cineopac which is a Chinese fossil fuel company worth $471 plus billion dollars so those are all in the top 10 incredible incredible

that's an amazing amount of money there's no doubt about that you're talking about amazing amount of money I'll give you a quick lotto update just a reminder just a friendly reminder the mega millions is tonight all right

1.25 billion 625.3 million cash payout did you pause for a second and think about what I'm going to do with that money I want you to think about what I'm going to do with that money okay let's pause yeah you see what I'm going to do with it you know exactly what I'm going to do with it

and then Saturday 8-5 if you're listening live Today, obviously, is the 4th of August 2023. Tomorrow is 8.5, 2020. That is $124 million, $62.8 million cash payout. I spit on 68.3 million, okay? Oh, it's actually 68? 62!

I didn't even say it wrong. I inverted them. It's 62. It's not even 68. I, man, I should double spit on that. And the other thing that's happening this weekend, And out while we have the U.S. women's soccer team playing Sunday morning like at 4 a.m. or whatever. They are, they better win.

They better win. This is the World Cup we're talking about. And, you know, soccer, Jeff. I mean, I like soccer personally. But the U.S. women's national team has never failed to make it to the semifinal of the World Cup and has never finished worse than third place. So, I mean, they are, really. I know they're agonizing and they're tough to root for,

and I really kind of, they make it very difficult to root for them. But they're a dynasty. And if they lose to Sweden on Sunday, have a nice day. Take care. All that yapping about being worth all the same money as men, and we're just as good, and we should be flying first class.

and we should make the same as them. That's out the door, man. F you. And if they win, good for them, then we'll just keep moving on. It's possible that we could win the World Cup, which, you know, again, they're tough to root for, but I do want to see the United States win the World Cup.

Kind of. And then we also have the big boxing match this weekend with Jake Paul, too, as he takes on. They Diaz, baby, on the zone here in Dallas, Texas. And so am I going? No. Am I paying for the pay-per-view? No. Is my son and his friends probably paying for the pay-per-view so I can watch it? Probably. That's probably going to happen. When I come into the family room on Saturday and that's on, I'm sitting down. Okay, I'm watching the fights. I love these stupid YouTubers and all these wrestlers fighting and stuff. It's just

That's fun to watch. You know what? It's just fun to watch, especially when I'm not paying. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Desperately. Well, well, well, well, we've talked about Lizzo the last couple days. The first accusations came out,

and then she responded on her notes app and Instagram and X with no photos, just the written word. semi kind of apology. But it looks as though three more women who have used to work for Lizzo have said, yeah, you know, we had similar experiences with her. Oh, really?

Huh. You mean, so it really does seem like she preaches one thing and is another? Weird. Weird. We'll see how she comes out of this battle. She may come out. She may not. Who knows? I barely care. But I just kind of like that, you know, they preach all of this equity and diversity. And it means diddly crap in their own life. Just incredible.

And Taylor Swift, in the news again, she has added more North American dates. What? There's a pot. She realized that she's going to make over a billion dollars on this tour and we're adding more dates to actually make more money? I won't hear of it. Stop it. So she's added more North American dates

and she added six shows in Toronto. So it counts that she was in Canada, but not really. Well, Toronto's Canada. Is it though? Is it? And I see maybe the strike is over. I know the Writers Guild of America, the TV producers and stuff want to start negotiations.

I guess they're having some kind of meeting today. I don't know if it's a real meeting or if it's a make-believe meeting. So let's hope that this finally get this thing over with. I want everybody to get what they deserve. That's all I want. One way or the other, however side you're on, I just want everybody to get what they deserve. Okay, so hopefully they meet up and we get this going.

I mean, Warner Brothers, they're already bragging. We saved more than $100 million in the second quarter due to the actors and writers strike. I don't know that we should be reporting that. I mean, it kind of goes what they're saying, right? Because in the end, you're going to be paying that money out. We're also considering adding live sports tier. Okay, that's good.

What sport? Because, you know, yes, I love, I'm a fan. But, I mean, that costs a lot of money too. And, you know, that brings in an audience, no question. Hey, you'd call me, Warner Brothers. I'd sit down and I'll sit down. Yeah, and I'll help you. I know you didn't ask for,

ask for anything from me, but I'm happy to help you in your planning stages of what you should do in the future. And also, I told you I started watching that away on Netflix. My wife said, You should watch it. It's really good. So, I mean, I'm looking for something else to watch.

Joe Pickett ended on Paramount Plus. Really good. By the way, if you haven't seen Joe Pickett, two seasons on Paramount Plus, really worth watching. The Lioness, started on Paramount Plus. They're only dropping one a week.

Ugh, hate that. Anyway, which has been pretty good, really good. Another Taylor Sheridan show. So I started watching away. It's on Netflix. And it's with Hillary Swank and Josh Charles. And it's about, you know, they're astronauts.

They're going to Mars. And it's about them. They're going to be gone for three years, right? And it's also about them leaving their families and everything. And it's kind of slow. Kind of slow. in parts, but so emotional. This last episode, I'm like that episode five,

and it's very emotional. I mean, they're at the point now, they're halfway there, so they're losing communication. Like they, up until now, you're able to just, you know, hop on the old tablet, hey, everything okay.

You know, NASA's got it all set up for them. But now we're getting far enough out to where, it's not really going to happen. you'd be lucky if we have a connection for you we can bounce off maybe 30 or 40 satellites and you'll be delayed by eight days but we'll get you

but now so it's it's very emotional and I'll let you know because the other five episodes are going to happen soon I won't say today but you know maybe between fights on Saturday definitely catch some more

of away okay so in our crime segment our crime segment CTF crime segment so we don't I like it wait let's do that again hold on stop that that all right today on CTF crime a man who escaped the Mississippi prison months before release gets 40 more years 40 more years holy cow wow the 21 year old man decided to escape prison just a few months before his sentence was done. And he left the jail.

They gave on another 40 years. Now, the reason that they did that. Now, if he were just broken out and gone into the woods and hid, probably wouldn't have, you know, they'd slapped a couple of years on him. But he broke out of jail, out of the correctional, I'm sorry, the central Mississippi correctional facility.

And he broke into a nearby home and held people at gunpoint, then he stole a car, then he had to flee on foot when he crashed it. They found him in a Mississippi State hospital trash bin. That's a good way. That's a good way to get caught in a trash bin. Then he was locked up again. So he was serving a seven-year sentence for aggravated assault at the time. And he was like four months away from being released.

Dumb. And, I mean, really dumb. now so i mean they gave him another 40 years that is that's not good you can quote beyond that man that is not good another 40 years in oklahoma this is pretty amazing so

in oklahoma man drives a flagpole through the victim's head inside a sonic and i laughed because the guy's not dead It's not a murder story. It's just that the guy who rammed the flagpole in this guy's head. That's what he gets.

Oh, okay. So Clinton Collins allegedly attacked, allegedly, everybody saw him, rammed the flagpole in his guy's skull, attacked the unidentified victim at a Sonic in the Tulsa Hills neighborhood. You know where that's at right there in Oklahoma in front of multiple witnesses. so it's not allegedly. That's what he gets. He deserved it, said Collins.

So according to the cops, the poll entered the victim's head beneath his jaw and exited on the other side of his cranium near the right temple. So up below the chin, through the skull, out the brain. He is lucky to be alive.

They immediately took him into custody, charged him with maiming. That's got to be attempted murder. or two, right? Assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, maiming. Okay, all right. The American flag was still attached, the American flag was still attached to the pole at the time. Is that a flag coming out of your head? Are you just happy to see me? Oh my gosh. So the firefighters, you know, they have. the EMS guys had to, it's like 911.

It's like 911, 9-1-1-lone star or regular 911, which we haven't had because of the strike, by the way. Said they had to cut part of the flagpole. And you will see this on one of the 911s. This will happen on a 911. I had to cut part of the flagpole so the victim could fit inside the ambulance. Oh, you didn't want the flag flying out back behind the ambulance on the way to the hospital, just waving in the wind.

Maming is a felony in Oklahoma and carries a punishment of up to life in prison. Okay, well, I still say aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder. Oh, I'm saying. We don't know what led to the attack. We know, though, that Clinton is a member

of the Muskogee Creek Nation, so they don't know who's going to try it. It may be handled on tribal courts, or the U.S. District Court. I remember because the Supreme Court ruled that Oklahoma can prosecute non-Native Americans for crimes committed on tribal land

when the victim is a Native American. So we don't know how that's going to go through the courts. But it's just a weird situation in Oklahoma the way it's all broken up because of tribal lands. And so we'll see what happens. It definitely needs to be more than maiming. But I mean, the guy, I guess they say, claim now that the guy is only going to lose an eye. Only going to lose an eye.

And you had a flagpole go up through your lower jaw right here. I don't know if you can, I don't know if you can see me, but I've got my hand right here on my lower jaw. Come up through your skull and out the other side of the right side of the cranium. And you only lose an eye? Wow. I mean, a good old red, white, and blue. Stars and stripes. Save you every time. I mean, okay, so enough of the crime. All right, so because all I want to talk about is TV, really, all right?

I just found out that only murders in the building is going to, season three is going to drop this coming week. That's awesome. I am really excited about that. The first two seasons of only murders in the building were so good. And I'm really surprised that they are dropping season three right now because I know it's new content, but I'm really surprised they're dropping it because they don't need to. And why waste that when the strike is still going? Give yourself a month or two and let's drop new content then when we're really going to need it while we're waiting for the strike to catch up and new material. to catch up. Kulu,

if you need to call and consult me, you can just email the show, Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. I'm right here for you. We can sit down. We can do a little consulting business. No problem. Because I see, I thought Reacher on Amazon, season two was supposed to drop around now,

and now I see they're telling me it's not going to drop until December. That's not what they said originally. Originally, they talked about it dropping around this time. So either there's something wrong in post-production or that's what they're doing. They're holding off on releasing it when they know they're going to need new fresh content. I mean, that has to be the case.

And I forgot to mention when I was talking earlier about watching The Lioness and Joe Pickett, we also have justified on FX, Hulu, whatever it is, with Timothy Oliphant. Awesome. Really good. The latest is Justified City Prime Evil.

And he's in Detroit. So if you're familiar with the Justified series, wow, it was so good. And Nick Searcy and Jolie Carter and Timothy Oliphant. It was so good. It's so good. He's a U.S. Marshal. And this City, Prime Evil, in Detroit, has been a fun ride as well. So anyway, there's some new shows for you to watch.

And I'm really happy that only murders in the building is coming back because the first two seasons of that were really good. So that's our TV update. We've got a lot of updates going on today. And I think we have a news report coming up. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex.

Conditions apply. CTF news. Breaking news today, the government has begun a new program. The Affordable Connectivity Program, the ACP. It's already has a $14.2 billion fund to go into the ACP program. It's part of a broader program that has, I don't know, $45 billion in it from the government. We have a reporter on the scene from the local internet connectivity offices in Washington, D.C., Chris Cruz. Chris, what do you have about the ACP? Thank you, Fisher. If there's a cutoff,

is there just a delay. So if I sound like I'm not there, it's because I'm not there. There's a delay from the question. But I'm here at the local ACP program. And for those out home, saying, well, why is in the program and the P at the same time? It's because that's what we call it here. It is the ACP program that went into effect. If you are an AT&T provider, this month, a $30 charge was added to your internet bill, and a $5 charge was added to your cell phone provider. And we have a gentleman here that was interviewing earlier,

and I wanted to know why he was getting into the ACPP program. And he tells me that the reason why he started doing the ACP program was because when he saw the $30 charge, he called AT&T and said, hey, what's up? And they told them, oh, you know, it's because we have to do this new charge. So we're sorry about that. But you can see if you qualify for the ACPP program. and that person was very upset. Curse words came out of his mouth towards the AT&T provider.

So he hung up, he called the next day, and guess what, Fisher? He does qualify for the ACPP program. I know we know that the benefits provided can get a discount up to $30 a month toward Internet service for eligible households and up to $75 a month for households on qualifying tribal lands

Now did the person you ran into on the street, is he tribal or is he not tribal? He is not tribal. He is a disabled veteran that gets money from the government. So he realized that he does qualify for that program. So when he signed up, the response from the government was immediate. As soon as he hit submit, he got a code, basically a government promo code. So he called AT&T back and AT&T said, yes sir you do qualify but um you don't qualify for the $30 off so he thought he was going to

qualify for the $75 off so he was going to correct the person say no I don't live in a tribal land so please don't give I just want he's being polite he's being polite I just want the $30 off and the person said no no no sir um you get it for free wow how did how did we know how he got it for free what was part of it I know I realize that's part of the ACP program but is that why does he get it for free? The gentleman said that he did not want to further the conversation just in case it was a mistake. So he let that go. And just accepted the free internet.

Now I also see. Yes, yes, he did accept the free internet. I also see that part of the program is eligible households can also receive a one-time discount of up to $100. What? To purchase a laptop, desktop, computer, or a tablet

from participating providers if they contribute more than $10 and less than $50 toward the purchase price. Did you run into any man on the street that has done that yet? Well, as you heard, there was a big old

what, the person that I talked to about the internet, did not know about that part of the program. He was just excited. it to get $30 off. So I'm getting a look from him that he is going to try and see. He is going to try and see. And I'm going to get his contact information. We'll check him with him next week to see if he was able to get a free laptop.

A free laptop. Yes, a free laptop, a few tablet or a, no, just a tablet or a desktop. That's it. That's not free. A tablet and a desktop. Okay. It's not free. He has to pay at least $10.

and no more than $50. So it is not free. You have to pay, it is not free. You have to pay $10 or something. All right. Well, I just want to let the audience know, since this is a report live here from the ACPP, headquarters in Washington, D.C.

That if you are maybe qualify Medicare, Medicaid, WIC, receive money from the government. Maybe you should go to HTT-P colon slash-slash-W-W. www.acp.com and see if you qualify for a discount. Thank you, Chris, reporting live on the scene from the ACPP headquarters in Washington, D.C. An easier website, as we always try to help people out here on CTF News, would be to go to FCC.gov slash ACP. But whatever you can do, you can do our reporters website or the website that we give you here

at the news desk. But good for you for the affordable connectivity program. Thank you, Fisher. It was nice having you. I do have to get back. So no more questions, please. So thank you, sir, for having me on. This has been a special report

from CTF News. I mean, that is incredible. I mean, I'm a fan of free stuff. I really am a fan of free stuff. And as we talk about here on Chewing the Fat, which you subscribe to, it's free. And you should be a subscriber.

If you're listening now and you're not a subscriber, then you're a free loader. Nobody likes a free loader. But everybody likes free stuff. You know how much money that's going to cost you and me? I mean, it's already has cost as a big chunk of money. Over $45 billion, it's going to be more. And for that entire program was $45 billion. And the specific ACP program was only $14 some billion.

I mean, they've already got. millions of people that have signed up for this free internet and service. Well, it's not free, Jeff. It's only free for some people. But, I mean, for 30 bucks off the most, I mean, I'm already paying close to a million dollars for internet in my home. I'm going to try. I'm going to see if I'm, you know, no, Jeff, you don't live on tribal lands. You're not a veteran. I mean, you're a fake veteran. You're not a veteran. And so you don't get. it. Good luck. God bless. But everybody else can. Oh, okay, great.

That's amazing that our credit rating was dropped from the other day. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that, though. That's just stupid. I mean, even Warren Buffett and Elon Musk said, don't worry about the old credit rating thing.

Don't worry about that. That downgrade to U.S. credit rating. that's nothing so i mean i'm not here to give you investment advice but i just know that warren buffett you know the oracle of omaha uh he said that i'm not letting that uh downgrade affect my investment strategy i'm still plowing into those u.s treasuries and Elon must said yeah hey i support the american uh for i'm all about the american debt and uh short-term treasuries are a no-brainer. So, I mean,

me too. Me too. That's what I say. Me too. It's just a no-brainer. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ. Built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans,

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Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count them one, two, three, three, four headlines. One of them is not true, thus that's where we get What's the lie? Our contested today, Jeannie Maefield, from Battle Creek, Michigan.

Jeannie, if you win, not only will you come back for another round, you'll win a Talking Sense Jeffie Blue Freshie, and for more information, you can go to Talking Sense Facebook group

and find the Freshie scent and design, especially for you. If you were someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie? Email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. Jeannie Maefield, welcome to What's the Lie.

How are you? I'm fantastic. So good to have you on the game show. So you are from Battle Creek, Michigan. I mean, if I'm holding my hand up just right, you're right about there right now. And how is life in Battle Creek, Michigan? The home, the serial capital of the world, pretty much. much.

It's pretty good here. The weather has been incredibly beautiful, you know, considering climate change. How often do you wish that you were upwind from the cereal factory and not downwind? Never. The cereal

factory always smells good. Oh, okay. I lived above a bagel shop for a long time, and it took a long time for me to get sick of bagels, you know, living there. Because it's just like, okay, they still smell good. I mean, it takes a while. I think my favorite days are the, what is it, the cocoa, fruity pebbles and cocoa pebbles days.

I think those are my favorite day. That is awesome. Fruity pebbles is amazing. My dog goes outside and his nose goes sniffy crazy. Do you know the schedule or you just go, oh, today's fruity pebble day? Yeah, I don't know the schedule. It just happens. You just get a smell of it.

That's wonderful. Better than the paper factory smells. Yeah, no kidding. So are you ready to play? What's the lie, Jeannie? Absolutely. All right. Four headlines.

One of them not real. What's the lie? Headline number one. US woman 87 fights off teenage home intruder and then gives him snacks. Headline number two. Denver Aquarium spending 80,000 a month on a shark therapist.

Headline number three. Canada launches warning labels on each cigarette. Headline number four, post Malone buys one ring magic the gathering card valued at a whopping $2 million. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one, U.S. Woman 87 fights off teenage home intruder and then gives him snacks. Headline number two, Denver Aquarium spending $80,000 a month on a... shark therapist. Headline number three, Canada launches warning labels on each cigarette.

Headline number four, post Malone, buys historic one-ring magic, the gathering card, valued at a whopping $2 million. All right, those are your four headlines, Jeannie. What is the lie? Oh, this is hard. I made it easy. Did you? I want to say the cigarette one Only because it's kind of difficult

But oh man That's probably not right I don't know you choose You choose it's up to you I mean I will say this I haven't put a timeline on how long it takes someone to choose But you're pushing me All right so

Oh no Oh no Okay Um Oh uh Okay the cigarette one. I'm going to go with the cigarette one.

I'm probably wrong. Oh, no, Jeannie. I wanted you to win desperately too. Oh, no. I wanted to win too. Which one was it? Well, thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of you.

Chewing the Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMXX, I, I, I, I. All right, Jeannie. You want me to tell you which one is the lie? Yes. All right.

The Denver Aquarium is not spending money on a shark therapist. They probably should, but they're not. It just sounds like Denver, though. Yes, it does. Yes, it doesn't. I could buy that aquariums around the country have shark therapists, but unfortunately right now, at least the Denver Aquarium doesn't have a therapist. Jeannie, thank you. I appreciate it very much.

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