Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s A Wicked Web… | 6/9/23

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So yesterday, we talked about the Tennessee woman who went to online killers market to hire someone to kill her new man that she was cheating with, his soon-to-be wife. Okay? I know. Look, it's convoluted. It's a wicked web we weave. And so she got busted.

and she got busted because she got pissed. They took too long. And she finally, she logged back in and said, hey, what are you guys doing? The person is not dead yet. And so then they turned her in. Well, then we find out that we have a teenager, which, you know, it's kind of strange.

And I was thinking about the online killers market. Like, I'm sure it's just a ruse, right? I mean, if you're dumb enough to go online and order someone's death, then you're going to get busted. Well, that was the other site. Remember, we talked about the... Who knew that there were multiple hitman websites, but there's rent a hitman as well.

And when you log on to rent a hitman, they make no bones about it. They're working with the feds. So if you log on to rent a hitman and want someone killed, they originally said that they give someone a break, right? They let it go. And then if you come back again, they're going to turn you in.

And that's what happened at the other site, too, in the online killers market. So now we have a person, a teenager, who logged in to rent a hitman and wanted to kill a seven-year-old. We don't know if the seven-year-old was the kid's brother, the girl's brother, or the girl's friend or the kid next door.

We don't know. Someone she didn't want to babysit anymore. We just don't know. But had all the information to get this seven-year-old, killed and so after after they she logged into uh rent a hitman again uh she's now been charged with one count of solicitation to commit murder uh which is a you know that's class C felony no big deal but i there's another rule of thumb from chewing the fat is that you know if you want someone life ended if you want to end someone's life okay you know i'm killed

Maybe you don't log onto a website Rent a Hitman. Maybe you don't log onto the online killers market and say hey, I really want this person killed. Here's

some money. Because the Tennessee lady transferred $10,000 in Bitcoin. That's why she was pissed. She wanted it done. She was, what's happening? I already paid. Anyway. Don't log. If you want someone killed, don't use online killers market or rent a hitman.

Thank you. You're welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So way back in May, a University of South Florida professor, Joseph Detoury, embarked on a mission to stay 100 days underwater in isolation. in order to find out what happens to the human body under such conditions. So back in May, 74 days broke the world record for the longest time staying underwater without depressurization. So he finally reemerged after completing his mission last week. And he said we broke the record, but I don't care. He told, well, the story says 10 Tampa Bay, but I believe it's Tampa Bay.

but I believe it's Tampa Bay 10 is there. It could be wrong. They could have been changed. So anyway, that's Tampa Bay Television Station. I'm down here for three specific reasons. He feels 10 years younger now than when he started the experiment. Wow. Having spent three months, 30 feet underwater in an undersea lodge off the coast of Key Largo.

Pretty amazing. He was evaluated by. paramedics who measured his vitality as well as telomeres the DNA sequences that connect the ends of the chromosomes if you listen to this show you know about telomeres we tell you about my my pure health commercials all the time and how important lengthening your telomeres are and joseph deturi his telomeres were lengthened after a hundred days underwater that's it's pretty amazing so now not only, I mean, all the stuff that we have to do to feel younger,

you've got to stay underwater at least 100 days to feel younger. He feels 10 years younger. So good for it, Turi. He was a diving officer in the U.S. Navy for 30 years. He claimed, he said his academic career is centered around hyperbaric oxygen therapy. Man, do I wish I had a hyperbaric chamber? I would love that. But he does that.

His business in Tampa is a hyperbaric treatment center. And I would love to, you know, if I still live in Tampa Bay. What up, bro? Hey, those telemere's are looking long. Let me hop in the old hyperbaric chamber, would you? But that's all you got to do. Just stay underwater for days at a time by yourself. And you're going to be feeling and looking.

and acting years younger. All right, I can't stop thinking about the dock in Florida. All right. So he's not isolated. It's not an isolation tank that he was in down in Key Largo. It's this underwater sea lodge. So there's a picture of another guy, not him, that was in the lodge.

And divers can come up and look in the window and they wave at you. So, you know, make sure you put the curtains up. You know, what's happening? You know, when the divers are going to show up. but if it's isolation and you're underwater, then how long are your telemars? I mean, you come out of there, holy cow.

I mean, is that a telemere? You're just happy to see me? That's pretty much where we're at. I want to know. Maybe I should talk to the doc and find out exactly what his conclusions were. And I didn't know, and this is something else I learned from the story,

I didn't realize that paramedics could test the length of telemars. Now, I'm not bad-mouthed paramedic. I love you. You know what? I love you. But no one supports paramedics more than me, all right? And EMS, you know, whoever you guys are that show up. No one supports you more than me.

But I didn't realize that you could test the length of telemere's because I probably would have had that done. Hey, before you wheel me out of here, you think you could measure my telemars? Now they'd probably say we don't have to. They're too short. All right, let's head out to Las Vegas, shall we? According to reports, a one resident called 911 to report something 100% not human on their property. Then another person called about 40 minutes later, another call was made.

We don't know that it was from another person, although I'm sure the 911 operators do, saying that they wanted to report two unknown entities in his backyard after he and his family saw a similar object fall from the sky. Oh, yeah. This is Coast to Coast A.M. With Jeff Fisher, chewing the fat after dark. I know, that's what I felt like when I was hearing this story. Amazing.

The news report from Las Vegas. is, well, it's incredible. It's almost midnight on May 1st, when a Las Vegas Metro Police officer's body cam catches this, something flashing low in the sky. 9-1-1 emergency. Minutes later, there's like an 8-4 person beside it,

and another one's inside, and it has big eyes and looking at us, and it's still there. Someone calls 911 reporting two large figures in their backyard. I'm so nervous right now. The 8 News Now investigators obtaining another officer's video as he's sent to the Northwest Valley home. I have butterflies, bro. I've only thought of a shooting star. Then these people say there's aliens in their backyard.

By now, it's more than an hour after that bright light, officers meeting up with the caller and his family. What did you see? It was like a big creature. A big creature? Yeah, like you're on a testy top. I'm not going to BS you guys. One of my partners said they saw something fall out of the sky, too. So that's why I'm kind of curious.

We did see anything. land in your backyard or they see like a big double they say they see like a big uh like a big uh like something with like what i saw right now i do believe in it police walk into the backyard to investigate but metro blacked out that part of the video because it's considered private property is it clear they're taking this call seriously hey this might sound like a really dumb question but did you guys see anything fall out of the sky asking others what they saw uh i'm normally discounted as nothing however seen as one of my partners said they saw it too. Only reason I'm actually investigating.

Thank you. That investigation turning up no concrete answers as a Wednesday, whatever or whoever fell into that yard, long gone within minutes. Oh, hey, it does nine-foot beans come back? Don't call us, all right? Deal with it yourself. You're so funny.

You're funny. So, yeah, this is quite weird. We're saying during Las Vegas news. story. Now, we've been in contact with the family in that video, and as you heard in that 911 call, they seem very reasonable and honestly quite scared as you heard them in the call. No, they don't seem impaired in any way. And whatever crashed by the time the police got there was gone, but sources say that there's really no dispute. Something was in their yard exactly what? We do not know. Yeah, we don't know. Something was there. I mean, what are they quoting me? We do know.

something was there. That was CBS 8 in Las Vegas. I'm the investigators. CBS 8 investigators on coast-to-coast. A.m. At the dock with Jeff Fisher. I mean, you saw the lights. I mean, you keep the music.

The lights, we saw the lights. A land like that. Now, we don't know what it was. They were the eight feet, were they nine, feet were they 10 feet they had giant eyes do i hear 12 feet i don't know i don't know this is coast to coast a m after dark with jeff fisher um i you know i want to believe i do want to believe but this one's pretty tough to believe we saw the lights from the body cam footage of the one police officer we saw the

lights crash or land onto the planet. But that was it. Then we were just, then we got nothing else. So nobody else could take a picture. But we can quote CBS 8 investigators

when we say something happened. I mean, we know that we had reports that the U.S. has retrieved non-human crafts. We know that the whistleblower says

that we've recovered dead pilots. We heard news months ago about them having material that they recovered from crafts, alien crafts, not of this origin that we're

using or trying to figure out how to use. So is it possible? Yes. I don't know. I don't know what to think. I mean, you would think in today. day's world and today's world. I mean, let me get it.

This is you, all right? So you're at home and you're, you know, the kids are in bed and you and the wife are watching some god-awful show that you didn't want to watch, which she's making you watch. And you decide, I'm going to go outside and have a smoke, finish my drink outside. And a giant light smashes into the neighborhood. And you don't go over to the house next door. You don't grab your phone to take pictures. Nothing.

We just have to believe that the guy was eight, nine, ten feet tall. And he was there and now he's not. Okay. All right. I believe you. But don't call the police again. If it really is a nine-foot character, he doesn't want to see it. Then who do we call, officer?

I was just, he was just joking, Jeff. Okay. All right. I get it. it. I get it. We can all be funny. It's all fun in games till the alien shows up in your backyard, isn't it? All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. All right, so if you're listening live, today is the 9th of June, 23. A lot going on. We have the NBA finals continuing tonight between Denver and Miami. We have the NHL Stanley Cup finals this weekend.

another game as the Panthers came back and beat the Golden Knights in overtime, so that's still happening. We have the Belmont stakes this weekend. I can't believe we're, I mean, we're still racing at Belmont. The final leg of the Triple Crown. How many horses died? We have any reports that how many horses died at the old Belmont? Oh, no. They're not reporting that? No, no. Oh, okay. In fact, I read one report today that said, you know, the Belmont is statistically the safest of all Triple Crown races. Well, yeah. All the rest of the horses are dead from the other races.

I mean, come on. I mean, so I know that they're trying to do everything they can for safety, but we lost a bunch of horses at Churchill Downs, man. They were dropping like flies at Churchill. So, there's that. We have, oh, we have, I mean, I'm sure everyone is excited about

the Tony Awards happening this weekend. But it's happening. So that's Yeah, that's great news. And so, I mean, the Belmont Stakes might not even happen, right? They're saying that, well, you know, the air, we don't know what the air quality is going to be. The Canadian wildfires are happening. So, I mean, it's possible that the Belmont Stakes gets canceled because of air quality and the, you know, what's happening to the skies around the Northeast, thanks to the Canadian wildfires.

but I was sent some information from Greg Wrightstone, who gave some information on the wildfires. And it's pretty incredible that, you know, ever this is unprecedented, as never happened before, except that it kind of has. When you looked down the record of dark days in the United States and Canada, thanks to wildfires.

1706, 1716, 1732, 1780, 1785, 1814, 1819, 1836, 1863, 1868, 1881, 1887, 1894, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1903, 1904, 1910. They have reports here from 1903 that smoke blotted out the sun in New York and New England. There's one report here that talks about the sky was black as night in New England due to massive wildfires in Canada. So it has happened before and it does happen. So it's amazing. And over the past few years, the number of fires in Canada have been in decline. So I was looking at the chart that he sent about Canadian wildfires and where they were at. 2014 was really the worst in the last since 2000.

but since 2000 you know the biggest years were 2014 2021 2021 2013 2013 2017 2017 2004 2002 in that order as far as The amount but I just say and that has happened before So I know we're all freaked out and it's pretty amazing That it's happened and I don't remember you know you look at the chart here talking about, oh, it was really bad in 2014. I don't remember hearing about it.

Now, maybe social media has changed some of that, but because in 2014, social media certainly wasn't what it is now, but it certainly was alive and well, people were using it. And there was a thing called the internet that we were using. And so, I mean, I just don't remember talking that much about Canadian wildfires, but it's possible that we did. And speaking of the internet, so I see where the Hunter Biden picks were released. I go to Bidenlaptopmedia.com, which is part of this Marco Polo, and they are, if you look at their about,

their nonprofit research group exposing corruption and blackmail, Marco Polo. And you can obviously support their mission at Marco Polo USA.org. However, as I was looking at these pictures, they have, I mean, there's like 9,000. There's one segment here has 7,032 photos from the laptop, and then 1,832 photos, iPhone, backup photos, and five separate sub-albums. Now, yes, I did go through them. I didn't specifically stop at everyone, but I did look at them all. I'm not turning away but I'm really disappointed

I thought that it's the internet and we're going to put stuff up but no no they've got man and woman parts blocked out on this site what are we doing

are we living in 2003 or are we living back at 1901 what are we doing with it there's a thing called the internet and you know just make me be an adult to click yes and we'll move on with our lives. But, I mean, come on.

I mean, what's, you're making me go through Vid Angel so that I have to have everything blocked out? No. No, we're all big guys here. Let's go ahead and keep that. But, you know, did I still look at all the photos? Yes. Oh, and congratulations to Bill Murray.

Bill Murray, you know him, you love him. I've never met him. We've talked about it before. I really would like to meet Bill Murray. He's in our neck of the woods here in DFW at least once a year and usually more than that because he golfs in the one tournament over here and I would love

to reach out to him. And I believe I have. I feel like I've called his 800 number before but maybe, maybe not. Maybe I've just talked about it because I searched for his 800 number. Now if you don't know the story behind Bill Murray's 800 numbers, that's how people get a hold of him.

He doesn't have a cell phone. He doesn't have any of that. He just, people want to get a hold of Bill. You call the 800 number. You leave a message. If he's interested, he'll call you back. Or he'll have his people get a hold of you. That's the way it's supposed to work.

And that's the way it's worked. There's been plenty of great stories about movie producers and directors who have called the line a couple of times. Didn't think they were going to get anything. And then Bill's people will call them and they'll hook up and work out a deal. So, I mean, the bill said, I have set up this eight-air line because I'm busy living my life. I'm not going to be tied down. So it's not like it's Monday at 11. I check in on my 800 number,

but I do check in frequently. Okay, thanks. So I thought, well, okay, well, let's, I'm going to call Bill. I'm finally going to give in. I'm going to call the 800 number, and I'm going to say, hey, Bill, Jeff Fisher here, chewing the fat. Bro, whenever you're in DFW, we need to hook up. All right, I just want to meet you.

We can talk on my, we don't even have to talk on my podcast if you don't want to, chewing the fat. But if you, you know, I'd love to just meet you and hang out for a little bit. and I'll give you the address here at Mercury Studios, or you can come by the house for all I care. Stop by. And you can help me take the trash out. All right, we've got things to do.

And so, well, I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. You can help my wife take the trash out. Anyway, so apparently, but I called the 800 number that I could find, and it's now longer working. So, I mean, Bill gets a few sexual harassment allegations on him, and he's got to cancel the 800 number. number? What is happening? This is not America. This is not the America. I can't see Hunter Biden has taken pictures of himself naked. I can't see those according to the internet. Bill Murray,

couple allegations. Now he has to take down his 800 number. We do not live in America that I grew up in. That's for sure. So now, congratulations to Bill, though. What got me on the Bill Murray story, though, was that he is apparently, and we don't, I, I, you'll see, but they claim that Bill Murray, who is 72 now, is dating singer Kaleece. Is it Kaleece? Kalee is Game of Thrones. He's not dating, he's not dating the queen

from Game of Thrones. No, that's Kalee. He's dating Kalees who is 43 now. Ooh. And you know Kalees, the milkshake singer. Hold on, baby. I guess I'm dating that too.

You know, if you're Bill Murray, you're dating that. That's awesome. So apparently he's been at a couple of performances, and they've been seen, you know, kind of being out as a couple, but not really a couple. And so Bill could be taking care of a little Caliste business. That's definitely happening. And if you're Bill, if you're 72 years old and you're Bill Murray,

and Calise is like, what are you doing? And, you know, she starts giving you the, uh, she starts giving you the at-home version of, she starts doing it at-home version of this. Ah, you're willing to get taught. Oh, yeah, you know that if she's giving you the at-home version of this, you're... Boating for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Oh, what? Sounds like Ojo time.

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There's no way you're saying no. You're just not. You're just not saying no. So she lost her husband. She's single. She's not cheating on anybody As far as I know, Bill is divorced Right? I mean, so she's got Her husband died last year After a battle with cancer

She's got two kids from him Seven and two And she was previously married to Nas And she has a son with Nas Who is 13 Now Bill Let's see, he was married to Jennifer Butler They were married

from 97 to 08. Okay. Sure, there were accusations of sex and drug addictions. They're only accusations. Okay. As far as I know, he still had his 800 number there. So the latest accusations made him pull the plug on the 800 number. They shared, that wife, he shared four sons.

He's got Caleb 30, Jackson 27, Cooper 26, Lincoln 19. Then he also has sons 41 and 38. How old is Calees? 43? Yeah, so she's still... So, Bill, a little disappointing. Okay, this is... Bill, let me talk to you.

When you get your age, you want the girlfriends to be younger than your kids. Good for you, Bill. Good for you. I have Calees all of a sudden gets pregnant. Maybe Bill's trying to keep up

with Pacino and Dux Nero. I mean, Bill's like, if those guys are cranking them out, Calise, why don't you milkshake on over here? So rock icon, rock icon, Rod Stewart, has, he's moving out of California. He's had enough. He's putting his L.A. mansion up for sale for $70 million. He's moving the family into London, well, to Essex in the United Kingdom.

He's going back home. I guess the kids and everybody wants to live in the UK. So Rod Stewart, 78 now. Holy cow. He's selling his place for $70 million. Now, this place he built. But he said that he sees Los Angeles as toxic culture. Rod was part of that toxic culture before he was 78.

Are you freaking kidding me? But anyway, you do you. Rod, it's okay, baby. with you. It's all right. He feels that he has no privacy. Well, you're Rod Stewart. And you want to be able to be a star and say, hey, look at me,

I'm Rod Stewart, come and see me in Vegas. Hey, look at me, I'm out to dinner. Wasn't it Rod not long ago that we had the footage of him being pissed because some doormand didn't know who he was or wouldn't let him in or something? And he was saying, do you know who I am? Yeah, we do, Rod, because you don't

want any privacy. That just kills me. That just kills me. Anyway, so he's had enough of L.A. And he's selling his dump in Beverly Hills for $70 million. Now, this is a plow. I mean, he built this place from the ground up. I mean, it's beautiful.

He, it's built it in 1991, 33,000 square feet, nine bedrooms, pool, tennis court, theater. I mean, of course, right? I mean, you're not living in Beverly Hills as Rod Stewart in a trailer. It's not going to happen. He paid $12 million for the land, which he built the mansion on. Then it was designed to buy California architect Richard Landry, and who doesn't love Richard's stuff?

He's so good. He's a California architect legend. Nine bedrooms, as I said, three-story guest house, two gyms, pool, and a soccer field. He's got a sizable soccer field. He had to have room for that because Rod's a big soccer dude, so he's got to have that out in the backyard. So apparently he's going to go and live in the UK.

So that means that his taxes are going to go through the roof. So if people from California that don't want to live in the United States are moving to the United Kingdom and still paying less taxes, that's a problem. That's a big problem. I mean, more than one way, right? They don't want to live in the United States. States anymore. Screw off. Go move back to your stupid country.

You're welcome for all the money we made you. And second, why doesn't he want to? I mean, we've got all kinds of people running from California that are moving to Vegas. They're moving to Texas. They're moving to Florida. That's incredible. I mean, even Brett Michaels sold his place. It's actually a really beautiful place, but

it's in Calabasas and it's like $6.25 million. Rod Stewart spits on 6.25 million. You're kidding me? That's the guest house. Brett's living in. It's a beautiful place. Brett, I guess paid like $4.8 million for it.

So he's going to, I mean, he'll make his money back. And you look at the photographs of it. It's actually beautiful. It's great views. It's gorgeous. But $6.25 million?

I mean, Rod's got trained. He's got his toy train sets that he builds worth more than that, man. But he's had enough of California. Brett Michaels. And plus, it's a two-story 5,950 square feet home. I will say it's got the big lawn, lawn, swimming pool. It's got a big bridge that goes over the pool and the hot tub.

It's actually really pretty. But 5,950 square feet. I've got houses that I pass by going to my trailer. in my neighborhood that are bigger than that. All right. I mean, it's just, neighborhoods in DFW have houses. I mean, they spit on 5,000 feet.

It's just the way it is. But it's still nice, and he's getting millions where everybody's leaving. But you have all coming, Superman. Superman. Dean Kane, he's leaving. He's joined in Wahlberg. They all moved to Vegas, dumped out of California.

They're selling all their stuff. In fact, if I remember right, Walburne lost money, right, in his L.A. house. Yeah, he wanted out of there so bad. He put his 12-bedroom, 20-bathroom, from Los Angeles mansion up for sale, I'm sorry, on the market, for $87.5 million.

I remember going over the Walberg house when he first put it on the market. But he's only for $55 million. I mean, that's how bad he wanted out. He wasn't waiting anymore. I mean, holy cow. 30 million difference between the asking price and what he took for it? Yeah, just get rid of it, man.

Somebody's going to give me 55? It's theirs. Okay. That's just amazing how bad he wanted out of there. So, and now Dean Kang is on his way. He'll probably live in the same Vegas neighborhood. I think they all live in that one new neighborhood in Vegas now that's the, you know, the hoity-toit. It's the desert hoity-toits.

that they have out there. So, you know, have fun. Take care. But they're all one out of California. So, okay. That's what you wanted. I mean, everybody wants out of California. I saw where the hotel chained

in San Francisco. They just decided, yeah, you know, we're just not going to stop paying our mortgage. Yeah. You know what? We can't get anybody to stay here. Nobody wants to come to downtown San Francisco anymore. We don't like the crime.

We don't like, apparently, people have a problem stepping through poop and drug needles when they want to go to a convention. So San Francisco, and they just spent a bunch of money. San Francisco just spent a ton of money on commercials to get people to come there. Okay, what is it, their visitors bureau, right?

Okay, wow, what a waste of money? Maybe they ought to just use that money to clean up the poop, man. I told you they should have done the reality show. That's still possible. The San Francisco Street Cleaner reality show and just have guys film them cleaning up poop, cleaning out homeless people,

cleaning up drugs, all that stuff, and just film it. Film it all, air it. Let us watch it. The cleanup of San Francisco. I'm in. Anyway, they said that the hotel chain said that they were going to stop making payments

on their $725 million loan. Yeah, I know, you know, the ultimate removal of these hotels from our portfolio, but it's just, You know, it's just a defense We're just going to go ahead Disinvestment in these Hard hit downtown areas and

Sorry about it. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? We just sure we said we'd pay you back your 725 million Sorry. Just let the homeless live there. Okay. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining.

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not true. Plus, that's where we get. What's the lie? Our contestant today back again. After having a victory two weeks ago, producer Darian Clark. And if he wins again, not only will he get to come back

again for another round, he's going to win a Talking Sense Jeffie blue Freshy. For more information, you can get your own Freshie by going to Talking Ascent's Facebook group and find the freshy scent and design just for you. And if you'd like to participate in What's the Lie,

you can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. Darian. Howdy, Jeffrey. How are you? Well, I know you won a couple of weeks ago. You were, I brought in another contestant between your victory lap, and I apologize. It was scheduled, what are you going to do?

The scheduling department had a schedule. They couldn't get them off. I tried, but no. So I want to be sure we get you back for your victory lap. Congratulations. And I will say, you should be able to do this. I was happy that you made the last one. I was.

I was happy for you. I'm happy for the game. I'm happy for the contestants listening. But I feel like I've made this. Well, we'll see. Yeah. We'll see, won't we? Get to it.

You need to lose your tone. It's what needs to happen. All right, you ready to play? Sure am. All right. Four headlines, one not real. What's the lie? Headline number one.

Hawaii ranks number one in life expectancy and spam consumption. Headline number two, hackers replaced every listing on e-com platform square space with cigarette butts. Number three, Salesforce tells employees it will donate $10 a day to a charity if they come back to the office. Headline number four, scantily-clad witches caught mounting on deer munching. Not mounting. We didn't catch them mounting. We caught them mounting. You know what? I'll give you that one. That was a true story. They weren't mounting the deer that we saw. But they were munching on deer carcasses. I should have made them mounting deer carcasses. That should have been the lie. But it's not.

It's not. It's a true line. Okay. Those are your four headlines. Headline number one. Hawaii ranks number one in life expectancy and spam consumption. Headline number two, hackers replaced every listing on e-com platform Squarespace with cigarette butts. Headline number three, Salesforce tells employees it will donate $10 a day to charity if they come back to the office.

Headline number four, scantily clad witches caught mountain. Mounting, not me to munching on deer carcasses in trail cam footage. Those are your four headlines. All right, so I've even made it easier for you. What is the lie? I feel like you're just getting in my head with that, but I'm just going to go with number two. Number two. You would be 100% correct, sir.

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