Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s About The Law… | 4/14/23

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

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Blaze Radio Network. And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. One down, one to go. Well, maybe two. Samuel Otis Brinton. Apparently, we don't know when Sam Brinton was born. It says here on his bio, 1986 slash 1987. So somewhere in there is when he was born.

You remember Sam. He served as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy. He served that office from June to December of 2022. So he got a lot done. So you remember Sam as he was a stealing luggage around the country. And he has a case in Vegas, two cases pending against him. One of them is now over, the case in Las Vegas. He, and I say he, because he uses the pronouns they, them.

And all through the story, it keeps saying they, and it drives me insane because the they is actually he. But we'll see if we can figure it out. Okay, so he was charged with lifting a woman's suitcase in Las Vegas at Harry Reid International Airport in July of 2022. So he had already taken office at that point. Now, he has, he pleaded no contest to the theft. he got a 180 day suspended jail sentence. I told you that he, I told you when this first happened,

there's no way he spends jail time. No, I'm sorry, there's no way they spend jail time. It's just not, it just wasn't going to happen. So the part of the plea deal was that he's charged with a misdemeanor instead of a felony. The judge ordered them to pay $3,670.

$744 in restitution for the stolen luggage, which contained jewelry, clothing, and makeup. And that was all caught on video. We've seen it all. Now, there are another couple occasions. The other time he was, he's only charged with one of the two other occasions that we know of, right? Because we have the Houston fashion designer that says she believes Brenton stole luggage from her because he was posing with her clothes on. I mean, they were posing with her clothes on.

Sorry, sorry, Sam. And so now we still have the baggage issue and the case in Minneapolis, St. Paul. And if you think that he didn't get any jail time in Vegas, I'm sorry, if you think they didn't get any jail time in Vegas, is for sure they are not going to get jail time in Minneapolis, St. Paul. That just is not going to happen. So one down, one to go, maybe two.

But, I mean, the deal is done. And they are still walking around. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fath. Sometimes you think to yourself, man, you know, like, okay, so Sam Britton, they got a, you know, suspended sentence or whatever, and he's got a hundred and twenty days probation, he's got to pay a fine. Well, there's a man in Texas, in Lubbock, Texas,

who was just sentenced to 70 years in prison. That seems like a long time to me. I don't know for you, but it does. It seems like a long time to me. 70 years in prison. And, you know, look at me. He was a horrible guy. Okay, good for him.

Did he murder someone? Well, he may as well have. He may as well have. So he was arrested in May of 2022 for domestic violence after a victim flagged down an officer in Northeast Lubbock. Okay, so the victim or the accused, the accuser that said he was beating her, flagged down the police. And the victim told the police that he had hit her several times and that he had a gun. Okay. The firearm that he had was an airsoft gun, all right?

The police report at the time stated that the victim had multiple visible injuries on her face. Okay. So he was upset. That's when they took him into custody. They tried to take him into custody. So they threw him in the back of the police car, and he started kicking at the doors inside the vehicle. And we've seen that, I mean, that happens a lot when people are arrested.

So the officers, you know, opened the door to tell him to stop. He spit at both officers. You bastard. You bastard. He spit at both officers. And these are Lubbock police officers, so they don't want none of that. You don't want none of that in Lubbock, Texas, my friend. All right.

Especially in Lugick. But this is Lubbock. No, I'm sorry. Wrong song. So he kept spitting after he arrived at the Lubbock County Detention Center. So during the closing arguments of the sentencing phase of his trial, the prosecutor asked the jury to consider. her a number that would send

a message to Pearson and society. Now, Pearson had prior convictions of aggravated robbery and continuous family violence. I will say that I was on, the jury that I was on, where we put a guy, where we found

the guy guilty, they didn't tell us any of the priors until after, you know, the sentencing, when we had already found him guilty of the crime that we were the jury for, I stuck around for the sentencing and that's when they went through all the priors because had we known all the priors, it would have been, there would have been no conversation about this guy's guilt for this case.

There's no question. If we'd have known that, it wouldn't have been, well, do you think he did it? I mean, it would have been guilty. But we did actually have a conversation because I went into it thinking, and I've talked about it before, but I went into this case thinking that, okay, I'm going to treat it. He's not guilty. Prove to me that he's guilty. And they did.

So I'm surprised so the closing arguments, yep, he's a criminal. And you need to send a message. Okay. So it was a simple misdemeanor that got out of control. And so, I mean, for that alone with the prior convictions, the minimum sentence, I guess was 25 years for prior convictions. So just for this misdemeanor gets him 25 years. but instead he gets 70. So here's a good rule of thumb.

I'm just going to throw it out there and just remember when you get pulled over and you think to yourself, I'm going to spit at these cops. Just don't do it in Lubbock, Texas. Don't do it. Or you're going away for 70 years. So you ever see a politician

and you think, man, I wish I could move to where they live so I could vote for him. Well, this is going to convince you to move to California and move to where Representative Katie Porter, who is running for Feinstein's, Diane Feinstein's seat. And by the way, is she still around? Oh, that's right.

She's asking to get off her... What is it? She's suffering... She's not suffering from dementia and craziness. Oh, heaven forbid we mentioned that. No, she's asked to get off. the Judiciary Committee because she hasn't been she hasn't even been there since March. It hasn't showed up since March, but not because she's crazy and doesn't know where she's at.

She's suffering and recovering from shingles. Oh, okay. Sure, don't worry about doing your job. Speaking of senators, where's Mitch McConnell? Where's Mitch? We shipped him out of the hospital. to a rehab center. I was told he was leaving the rehab center going back home. Where has he been? Is he still hobbling around? And another senator, John Federman. Where's John Federman at?

Where the hell's he at? I was told he was coming back too. Nope. Haven't seen him around. What's happening? What's happening? I know they're all suffering from some medical ailment, and I'm not supposed to ask, but I just, I'm just asking where are they at. So anyway, back to Katie Porter, who's running for Diane's seat and who's a California representative. She apparently is faced with accusations that she runs a toxic workplace. And she's previously been accused of being abusive toward her ex-husband and her kids, according to the divorce records. That's a good person.

It makes you want to vote for them. It does. I'm glad there in politics. So her axe said in court filings about, well this happened 10 years ago in the divorce, said that the enraged Congresswoman

once smashed a glass coffee pot on the counter because she didn't believe their house was clean enough. Well, clean it up then. You lazy bastard? Who among us? Hasn't broken something in the kitchen.

Pissed when you get home that the house is not as clean as it should be. She also dumped, or I'm sorry, he accused her. All right. We're saying that this isn't, we don't know if it's true or not. He accused her of dumping a bowl of steaming mashed potatoes on his head. Burning his scalp. Okay, that's not funny.

It's a scalp, not his scalp. His scalp, I think is fine. he's lucky. You don't want to mess with the scope. Anyway, and he said she frequently accused him of being an effing idiot and an effing incompetent. Man, there is nothing like love. And it makes me want to vote for this person.

She also would not let him have a cell phone because she said you're too, I want to say the word. I want to say the word. This is so good. I'm not letting you have a cell phone because you're too fucking dumb to operate it. Okay, so I let a couple of effing, idiot and effing incompetent.

But I had to say it. You're not letting your husband have a cell phone? No, he's too fucking dumb. I can't. I can't. He's just... That is outstanding. She also used to throw toys

and books and other objects when she got angry. Man, do I want to vote for her? I do want to work for her. So apparently, now, her staff has said that this is not true. All right, her staff. Now, I thought she was being abusive to her staff, too. But there was child custody evaluations going on. And, you know, there was as questionable some of the stuff.

But there's some stuff redacted in some of these reports. So he said, the hubby said that I don't recall stating I regretted making the allegations. But again, it's been a long time. Okay. So the campaign, Porter's campaign for Senate, said that hubby, had retracted his statement. But hubby said, um,

no, um, I don't recall stating that I regretted making the allegations. But it's been a long time. So, uh, they're just trying to distance themselves. So it did absolutely happen.

They were just hoping that we weren't talking about it. So if you live in California and you have an opportunity to vote for Katie Perry, okay, No, not Katie Perry. Katie Perry's the singer. Jesus, you could vote for it. Katie Perry would be much better. I'd vote for her.

Representative Katie Porter. Katie Porter in California. Who also apparently has trashed the police department after her live-in male now assaulted a protester at one of the town hall events that they were at. So good times. Good times for her. Now, I want to know exactly where her seat is. It's in Irvine. Okay. So it's the California's 47th congressional district, which is Irvine, California, which is where the assault happened from her live in mail. Anyway, she's running for Senate, and man, you could not vote for a better person than Katie Perry. I keep calling her Katie Perry, and I want to apologize to Katie. Perry because Katie would not

throw steaming hot mashed potatoes on hubby's head that I'm aware of. I don't know. I mean, I guess it could happen. I don't know that Katie lets her husband have a phone because he's just too stupid. If your spouse won't let you have a cell phone because you're too

stupid, it might be time to leave. I'm just going to throw that out there. You may want to just leave. You may want to just leave right then. That is awesome. Man, do I want to vote for her? She needs to be in the United States Senate. All right, all right, all right.

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Just the other day we were talking about Walmart and Walmart fashion. well, and Walmart considering themselves fashion, right, with their fashion line. Well, I guess they're going to sell off the menswear brand Bonobos, right? B-O-N-O-B-O-S, at a steep loss. They bought that a few years ago, about five years ago, for $310 million. Yesterday, it said it was selling it off for $75 million. to express and brand management firm, WHP Global. According to their spokesperson,

Walmart's push into fashion has not gone as planned. Okay, well, good luck. I mean, they're throwing in the towel on the old Bonobos brand, so that's a shame. That is a shame. I see where everybody's saying that, you know, climate change is affecting the globe. And South Florida was hit with a bunch of rain Wednesday night, causing widespread flooding and shutting down schools. The airport, Fort Lauderdale Airport was shut down.

It's a once-in-a-one-year rainfall, 20 inches within six hours. That seems like a lot. that seems like a lot since the 24 hour total of 25.9 inches set a record for the rainiest 24 hours in the state's recorded history. Yeah, that seems like a lot.

Although I will say I've been I'll spend a lot of years in Florida and I spent a lot of years driving through flooded streets because when it rains and rains when I first moved there 100 years ago, it used to rain every afternoon. Every afternoon like clockwork, man.

You could You could count on it raining for, you know, an hour, two hours, and be done every afternoon. That went away. I don't remember exactly when that went away, but you just noticed like, hey, it's not raining anymore every afternoon. It's still just a thousand degrees outside. I miss it. I miss it. I miss it.

So those of you, if you're still suffering from some of that heavy rainfall in South Florida, good luck, God bless. And when you hear Al Gore in the years coming say, fish were swimming in the streets. Yeah, that's what happens when they flood. Fish from the inland waterway starts swimming in the streets. And that's what happens. And speaking of Florida, how about them devil rays?

How about them? Oh, they're not the devil rays anymore? No, Jeff. They're the rays. Okay. How about them? How about them raise? 13.0.

Okay. baby. They win this afternoon. They're 14 and 0. They set the new record in Major League Baseball. Think about it, baby. I mean, I was there for the very first game of Ray's baseball. Well, actually,

my dad and my son were at the very first game at the drop. I was producing the game back at the radio station, so I wasn't actually at the game. But I was there when it first started. And in fact, I remember, I've told that story before,

where I did an interview when the St. Pete first got the raise. And the owner, oh, what was this stupid name? I can't remember the original owner's name. But he was married to a lady that was a twin, and they used to always hang out together. Gosh, darn it. Yeah, Vince Nimole. Vince N'noli was their first.

So I was doing an afternoon show in Tampa Bay. and the Rays, the Tampa Bay got the team, and Vince Nimole was there. Now, Vince N'Mole, nice guy. I've met him. I've met him, you know, multiple times and, and all that. But he stutters.

Is Vince still alive? Is Vince even still alive? I don't want to be too mean if he's, if he's still alive. Vince NMole, did he? Is he still alive? Look at him. Vince is still alive.

Anyway, but he stuttered. So I'm doing afternoon drive one. I'm trying to do a radio show here, all right? And I may have done some, a couple of stuttering jokes on the day that the race, you know, was announced that Tampa Bay was going to get the team. And I look up in the, you know, general manager standing outside the door. And I was like, oh, well, I'll talk to you during the break. No problem.

Let me go to break. Hey, Jeff, go easy on the jokes. There's no joke in a row about Vince. I mean, the man stutters. He knows he stutters. What are we talking about here? Slow down, Jeffrey. Is he still alive?

No, he's not. Okay. 2019. Oh, not too long ago. Not too long. Oh, we lost him. Oh, no. Oh, darn, no luck.

Well, rest in peace, Vince. All right, I'm sorry, okay. I didn't mean to make a joke about your stuttering. But I did, actually, because it was funny, and it just wasn't funny to the, powers that be. Anyway, congratulations to the raise as they are 13 and 0. And today, let's hope that they make it 14 and 0.

They play the Blue Jays, so I'm sure that that's the guy that does the other show on this network's, what is it, the wonderful world of Brigere or Stu or whatever he calls it. I don't know, whatever he calls a stupid show's name. You know, Mr. Blue Jays fan. Mr. Blue Jays, Canadian baseball star. Mr. I interfered with the game. I was against the race too.

That's right. It was against the race where he interfered with the game. So hopefully he's not going to be up there tonight, messing with the stupid ballgame. I'd get him out of the ballpark. So anyway, go race. That's all I'm saying. And I see where we've got NHL and NBA playoffs happening.

We found out that we knew that the commanders were up for sale, but they may have been sold $6 billion. Holy cow. And it might actually be like 5.000. It's not 6 billion, Jeff. It's 5.859. Okay. I got you. I got you. I mean,

the Denver Broncos sold, what, last year for not even $5 billion. I guess 4.5, 4, 3, something like that. The commanders, Dan Snyder's going to go to the mat for $6 billion. Yeah, I'd sell too, Dan. Everybody wants you out anyway. You run the

crappiest damn NFL franchise in the league. Everybody wants you out. Take the $6 billion. Hit the road. Okay. So it was reported yesterday that it was a deal. That a group led by Josh Harris, the co-owner

of the Philadelphia 76ers and the New Jersey Devils, along with Mitchell Rails, former Starbucks franchise Magic Johnson. So all these guys are in this ownership group. It was reported that the deal was done. And then people were like,

Not so fast. No, no, no, no. You know, these other people over here are still in the running, too. Bezos is out. They were all waiting for him to get in. Because if Bezos gets in, it's his team, right? If Jeff says, hey, I want to buy that team, it's his team. You just, all you just say, write a check, and it's his team.

Doesn't matter what it is. Jeff's like, no, I don't want to, I'm not going to pay you $8 billion. Here's six. Okay, fine. So it's his team. But I have a feeling that he's not buying a friend. franchise because he's got a bigger deal with the NFL and Amazon

especially when you start talking about the European deals, when the NFL starts going international. I think Jeff is working out a better deal than just owning a franchise. And in fact, Jeff may actually come to think of it. Now that I say it out loud,

he may actually be working out deals where he'll be, you know, owning a franchise or two or three in Europe. and it could be the Amazon League in Europe oh my gosh

that's probably what's going to happen holy cow because there's no reason for him not to buy the commanders he bought the Washington Post he could own the city when he does anyway Jeff oh yeah

but I mean he could just own the whole thing I had $6 billion and Jeff Bezos spits at $6 billion are you kidding me he rides up in a space for $6 billion doesn't even think about it

so it was up to him now I don't want it Okay, so they brought in these other groups. So we'll see if the Washington commanders. It's interesting that when you see the games on TV and the commanders are playing, you don't see a lot of commanders t-shirts. You do see a lot of those hateful, racist redskin shirts, though. Huh, weird how that happens.

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They're getting ready to launch their first of two missions. One of them today, their main objective is to test the firm's technique of refining platinum from a sample of asteroid-like material. So they have placed a payload on space, SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, which prepacked with elements similar to those found in asteroid. So working in Earth's orbit, the orb astro-built CubeSat will attempt to vaporize and sort the materials into their elemental components. Really cool.

They say that their vehicle, broker 1, aims to demonstrate the company's refining capabilities in the vacuum of space. and zero gravity. So cool. Now, one of the things that they plan to do, they intend to target asteroids measuring 20 to 1,500 meters, okay? That's, I know there's no way to tell how big they are. 66 to 4,920 feet.

Okay. And instead of landing on them, they're going to break them apart. And from a distance, they're going to collect the valuable aggregate materials. I want to see that. happen I would love to see the footage of that so part of their goal of refining platinum group metals or PGMs from asteroids with a goal of cutting down the cost of mining these metals

it also hopes to reduce the massive amount of carbon dioxide emissions that stem from mining rare earth elements yeah yeah I know it's more the planet we don't want us to keep digging up the earth which I don't necessarily disagree with but I'm not real sure I'm all for blowing up the asteroid and then we're going to collect it. Do we have a big net there? Do we have a giant Taiwan fishing net that we're stretching across space to catch the particles? And then it goes like we're mine. I'm fascinated to see how that works.

Okay. Now, I know they collaborated with Colorado's School of Mines. And I love the Colorado School of Mines. So they want, you know, we'll see. We'll see what they can pull off. Really, really fascinating if they can actually pull it off. Now, they also, at space news, we talked about how the astronauts are going to make their own drugs in space. They're testing that.

We talked about, oh. So let's see. We've got Astroforge out there blowing up asteroids and hoping to pick up the debris and then mining the debris, right? back the debris so that we can you know they can have you know billions of dollars worth of platinum or whatever metals they get from the asteroid that they broke up so there's a story and i mean i could it'll take an hour to get into it but it's talking about how the solar storm took out the fleet of starlink satellites well that gets me to trace uh space trash okay so if astroforge can go up and blow up asteroids and get the debris why can't

can't they use that same technology to go up and collect old satellites, blow them up, take the debris, get them out of the way? You know, trash forge, whatever. That needs to happen. And then I see where China is sending up, they're going to go do their own Armageddon. We just sent our spaceship up to alter the trajectory of an asteroid. China is going to launch an impactor spacecraft to alter asteroid trajectory. So, I mean, they announced that this is part of their planetary defense mission

to a small near-Earth asteroid called 2019 VL5. Man, I freaking hate the 2019 VL-5 asteroid. The VL-4 is okay. Well, that VL5, man, that pisses me. So they did their presentation at the 8th IAA, no, not AAA, IAA Planetary Defense Conference in Vienna last week. So, man, we missed that. I've got to go back and look at some of that.

I bet you they revealed quite a bit at the IAA planetary defense conference. in vienna i wasn't invited to that by the way and i'm a little i'm a little hurt i'm a little hurt okay so who died today who died today we have 27 year old mexican ballad singer julian figuron uh he was uh the young mexican singer he uh he was the son of actress ber berguard and uh the And he was also the son of the late singer, a June Sebastian. And he died at 27 of a heart ailment. Oh. Okay.

All right. Don't look. I didn't say it. I didn't say that. You did. You're thinking it. Not me. I didn't say it.

The family said it was a heart ailment. Okay. Then we have former NHL player Raymond Sawada, 38 years of age. He died during. a wreck league game. He was playing the hockey game and he just dropped over. Huh.

Isn't that? That's weird that he just dropped over like that. I don't know. I don't know why. He was 38 years old. He's got a family. And I guess there was some sort of cardiac failure.

Huh. Oh, you know, look at me. I didn't say it. I didn't. You're the one. saying it. Not me. Uh-uh. You're the one preaching that kind of stuff. Not me.

I'm just telling you what happened. Okay. We also had an execution in Florida. I know. We lost them. We lost them. Louis Bernard Gaskin, 56, pronounced dead at 6.15 p.m. on Wednesday night in

the great state of Florida. He was also known as the ninja killer back in 1989. Wow, I was living there then. I don't know that I remember the old digger killer. Slaying a couple of visiting the state from New Jersey. Oh, maybe that's why. Hey, kill the company from New Jersey?

Yeah, we don't care. We did, though. We do. It was just a joke. Sorry. Gosh, leave me alone. Okay. So when he asked for a final statement,

Gaskin said, Justice is not about the crime. It's not about the criminal. It's about the law. Thank you. Appreciate it, they're killer. Thank you.

Hey, we're going to kill you here. What do you got to say for yourself? Justice is not about the crime. It's about the criminal. I'm sorry. Justice, hey, this is my last words, okay? I get to say this the way I want. Justice is not about the crime.

It's not about the criminal. It's about the law. Okay, thank you. Did you kill her? Okay. So I wonder if he ordered some good food, okay? So let's see what his last meal was. All right, his last meal included

barbecue pork ribs, pork and turkey neck, buffalo wings, shrimp fried rice, French fries, and water. So he went out on a good note, man. Nothing you want more with barbecue pork ribs and pork and turkey neck and buffalo wings.

and shrimp fried rice and french fries than water man that sounds good you know you didn't want something other than water to wash some of that stuff down no he probably wanted to just enjoy the barbecued pork simmering around in his throat before they killed him because justice is not about the crime it's not about the criminal it's about the law Marshall's buyers travel far and wide, hustling for great deals on amazing gifts, so you don't have to. They've bagged this season's Italian leather handbags.

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You know, it's morning. I'm ready to rock and roll. I'm just scrolling on my phone. And I guess my phone let Facebook know that he's up live. And so someone messages me on Messenger saying, Good morning, Jeffie. And then I guess they wanted to. be this one they wanted this to be the joke of the day because he texts me on messenger uh two guys

walking to a bar you figure one of them would have would i've seen it okay so the actual joke is two guys walk into a bar you figure one of them would have seen it but remember the old joke of you know it's actually three nuns walk into a bar one of you know two of them ducked Okay, so if you're going to message me at three of the morning, give me a joke I could use. A different joke of the day? Two guys walking to a bar, you figure one of them would, I have seen it. I mean, I get it.

I'm with you. I understand, but I'm not really fully awake at 3 a.m., so, no. So just remember, three nuns walk into a bar. Actually, the joke is, that's not the joke, is it? That's not the joke. two nuns walk into a bar, the third one ducked. That's the joke. That's the joke.

I'll write my own stupid jokes. You know what else I watched this morning was the old Sam Kinnison bit? Move to where the food is. Hilarious. And what's hilarious is just the buildup to that. Because he's like, yeah, hey, we've been coming out here for 30, 40, delivering your food now for 30, 40 years now. And we just kind of think that maybe.

Maybe we should, you know, help you load up the back of these trucks so that you could move to where the food is. I mean, it's just awesome. It's really, really funny. And I know Sam had some extracurricular activity issues over the years. But a great bit, very, very funny, man. Okay, so it's Friday. And it's time to play What's the Lie? Now, what's the lie?

you know, we have contestants and if you, you know, you play and you, what's the lie? It's four headlines. One of them is a lie. And if you get the right one, you win a Talking Sense Jeffie Bluefreshie. You can always go to the Talking Sense Facebook group to find the Freshie scent and design for you.

But I've stopped. You can, if you want to become a contestant, email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can direct message me on Twitter. Twitter, if you'd like, at Jeffie JFR, Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. And you can, you know, follow me on YouTube chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. You can order a cameo, too, at Jeffrey JFR. That's not free.

But I'll do it for you. Camio's my pimp, and they take a cut, and I'll, you know, I'll do happy, glad, sad, whatever, I'm fine. However, as of late, and I'd love to, you know, if you want to be a contestant on Watch the Live, for sure email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. However, we had an issue that I realized last week and I can't

let it stand. I just I can't. My Friday producer, Darian, has played What's the Lie multiple times now and has not won one game. Not one. He produces the show.

He produces the show. Not one. not once as he said, oh yeah, that's the lie. And I will not, that cannot stand. I will not have that. I will not let that stand. He will play until he wins. Now he looks at it like, you bastard. You bastard.

Can you just help a brother out and let me know which one it is? No, no. You're going to play until you win, and I'm not helping you. All right, it's the game show. This is on the up and up. I can get investigated by the game show authorities if I don't do this on the up and up.

So it's Friday, which means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the lie? What's the lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true.

Thus, that's where we, get what's the lie welcome to our contestant Daryan how are you sir um fine jeff oh good this from last Friday are you really well I want I want you to win I want you to win I know sometimes you feel like that's not true but it is from the bottom of my heart I want you to win do you I do I want to give you a talking sense Jeffie blue freshie and I don't want you to have to go to the Facebook group talking sense Facebook group and pick one out I want to give one to you. All right.

So are you ready to play? I think. What's the lie? All right. Four headlines, one of them not real. You know the drill. You know the drill. Hit me.

All right. Headline number one. Hawaiian Airlines offers to fund any hobby imaginable for pilots who join its team. Headline number two. North Carolina seeks to ban participation trophies for children. Headline number three. FBI arrest January 6th. seditious panda.

Headline number four. How to find Steve, the elusive cousin of the Northern Lights Aurora. Those are your four headlines. Hawaiian Airline offers to fund any hobby imaginable for pilots who join his team. Headline number two, North Carolina seeks to ban participation trophies for children. Headline number three, FBI arrest January 6th, Seditious Panda. Headline number four. How to find Steve.

the elusive cousin of the Northern Lights Aurora. Those are your four headlines, Darien. What is the lie? Number four. Dude, I am so sad right now. I want you to win, but no, that's true. You better play that sad. Number three.

You better play that sad music. Thank you. I want you to win. I'm so bummed for you. Oh, and don't, don't you dare guess number three. Is that what I heard from you? Again. All right, we're done.

Thanks for listening to What's the Lie? What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MFXX, I, I, I. Number one. Correct. But you didn't get it during the game. I mean, I want to give it to you.

I'm putting the freshie back in the drawer. Yeah, sure you are. I'm so sad right now. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.