Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s Already Here… | 6/5/25

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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to come out of the Rivian electric delivery vans and bring packages to your door. Now, they have over 20,000 of these Rivian electric vans currently used to deliver Amazon packages. And I see them in my neighborhood all the time. And they're going to increase that number to about 100,000 by 2030. And for now, humans are driving them and delivering the packages to the doors.

But these humanoid robots may soon handle the actual delivery. So you're just going to be a driver. You're going to drive up to the address and the robot is going to take the package to the door. I love it. Now, I think I love it. I mean, I want one for the house, for sure. I want one of these robots in my house. Absolutely, I want Dubot doing things in my home.

So I'm not sure why it has to be just the Rivian delivery vans. I guess maybe because it's, you know, they're going to charge in the van, I guess. So they're going to just set up a place where the robot stands in the back of the van or locks in for the drive. and that's when it will charge as well. All right. So which robots are they going to use? Well, according to this, they are testing several different robots. And they're reportedly working on its own software to power them based deep seek VL2,

which is made in China. And they're also looking to use the Quen, QWEN, which is made in China. So Amazon is going to be using the China-based robots. And we went through all the robots that are being designed now, and many of them in China, many of them are military use robots. No question about it. But these are just going to be the delivery robots. Be ready for it.

That's all I'm saying. Be ready for it. You won't see a human running from the truck up to the house to drop the package off. you will see robots delivering packages. Now, will the porch pirates attack the robots? I don't know. My guess is, yes, yes, they will. But I don't know that.

And are the robots going to be able to fight back? Are they going to be, or are you just going to give the package to the porch pirate and they will run off and the robot will just come back to the van and say, package delivered? So are you going to be okay with the robot? kicking the crap out of the porch pirate in your front yard? I think the answer to that is yes as well. But it's coming and it's coming very, very soon. Welcome.

Welcome to chewing the fat. I guess we have a retraction here on chewing the fat. You know, most importantly, if I get something wrong, I want to tell you that I got something wrong. So the other day, we talked about Clint Eastwood and giving an interview to the Austrian newspaper. And he, in this interview, it's said that he longs for the good old days when screenwriters wrote movies like Casablanca and small bungalows. And he's tired of living in an era of remakes and franchises.

He advised fellow filmmakers to do something new or stay at home. Okay, so I love that. But come to find out, according to a new report, that interview never happened. According to this, that interview was completely phony. And he said that he never gave an interview to this Austrian magazine or newspaper. And, okay. All right, fine. If you say so, Clint, no problem.

Then I won't believe it. I want to believe it. I think I agree with it. But apparently, that's not from Clint Eastwood. So I guess we believe that it's not true. Now, Clint being 95, does he remember giving the interview to the Austrian newspaper or magazine? Maybe not. Maybe he's lost in the shade and he actually did give the interview.

But for now, we believe that the version of him saying that he's tired of the remakes and he wants filmmakers to do something new or stay. at home is completely false and he never gave that interview. So there you have it. I want to retract what I said. I'm not retracting my thoughts on I like the idea and I want that to be true. But according to this, it's not. One of the things that is true is that the U.S. Department of Agriculture's food safety and inspection service, the FSIS, love them, is issuing a nationwide recall for ground beef products that they say contain E. coli. So according to the FSIS,

the one pound vacuum packed packages of organic rancher, organic ground beef, 85% lean, 15% fat, with the use or freeze by dates of 619 and 620 are

subject to the public health alert and should not be consumed. The problem was discovered when Whole Foods notified the FSIS that they had shipped into commerce ground beef product that tested positive for E. coli 0157.h7. So the products establishment number is EST.4027 inside the USDA mark of inspection. The products were shipped to distribute your locations in Connecticut, Georgia, Illinois,

and Maryland, and later distributed to Whole Foods markets, retail locations nationwide. So, if you purchased the ground beef, the organic rancher organic ground beef, 85% lean, 15% fat from Whole Foods, you may want to think twice about using that particular ground beef because it could be contaminated with E. coli. So take it back, throw it away. don't eat it. One of the things you could eat, though, starting July 10th,

is McDonald's bringing back their snack wrap. I guess people are excited about the McDonald's snack wrap coming back nationwide July 10th. So the snack wrap, been off the menus for a long time.

Probably at least 10 years or so. And one of the chain's new Mc Crispy Strips, which is a chicken strip made with all white meat topped with shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla. Yum, yum, does that sound good? Now, there's only going to be two of them. You get the spicy, which is described by McDonald's, as bold, zesty, and unapologetically fiery.

And the spicy snack wrap has the same habanero kick as the spicy McChryspy sandwich. And then you have the ranch snack wrap, which is smooth and irresistibly savory. And the ranch snack wrap delivers a satisfying burst cool ranch goodness as well as hints of garlic and onion. Yum, yum. Now, it doesn't say how much they're going to cost. So I'm not quite sure McDonald's a little pricey these days, but I'm sure it'll be priced fairly just for you. So starting July 10th, you'll be able to chow down on the McDonald's snack wraps back with the spicy and spicy. and the ranch flavor.

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Now, one of the most important things when you're buying a house, you don't find out until after you buy it. One of the most important things about selling a house, you don't find out until after you sell it. That's why you need someone on your side to think of those things because you don't. Real estate agents, I trust.com. Real estate agents I trust.com. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too.

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I know I have charged my phone using airport USBs before. I don't think I used a brick. I think it was a direct plug-in. So I guess my information is already out there. They're saying don't charge your devices using the USB ports because of the potential for loading malware onto your phone. Hackers can install malware and USB ports. We've been told that's called juice slash port jacking. Okay.

So when you're at an airport, do not plug your phone directly into the USB port. Bring your TSA compliant power brick or battery pack and plug in there. So it's just a ruse. It's a ruse for you to purchase the TSA-compliant power brick or battery pack and plug in there. How long before we find out, yeah, those particular TSA-compliant power bricks or battery packs? Yeah, they were hacked a long time ago. In fact, they were built with a hack in them. So all your information is out there.

Okay. That's a good plan on their part. I like that. I like that. Don't do it. don't plug directly in. But if you're going to, if you need to charge your devices, we've got a product right here.

We'll sell to you. Okay. Come on. So I guess the, you know, security experts have been urging this for quite some time. I understand that, you know, it is an issue. But if I'm not using the TSA compliant power brick or battery pack, or let's say I am, let's say I am using the compliant power brick

or battery pack and plug in there. I am not supposed to use the airport Wi-Fi. Is there a specific TSA-compliant Wi-Fi system at the airport that I need to pay for as well? Perhaps. Perhaps that's what's going to happen as well. Okay. So I know there's, you know,

they're using all kinds of new technology at the security checkpoints, but this is agonizing. Okay. So they want us to feel, safe and absolutely you should always keep your information as safe as you can by doing as much as you can. But for them to come out and say, hey, don't do it. It's not safe. But hey, buy this product and you can. It sounds a little, just a little fishy. I know. I know it's just me.

Speaking of traveling, I see where the president of the United States of America, Donald Trump, signed a new travel ban, preventing nationals from 12 countries from entering the United States and partially restricting entry from seven others. The order, which cites national security risks, is scheduled to go into effect at 1201 a.m. Eastern Monday.

So if you're listening live, today is the 5th of June, 2025, and it is a Thursday. So you have until Monday, Monday the 9th, 1201 a.m. Eastern, to be

exact, to travel into the United States, from Afghanistan, Miramar, or Burma, Chad, Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eresia, I think it's Eresia,

E-R-T-R-E-A. Eritrea. Yeah, like I said. Urethra is not urethra Eritrea Yeah, okay, it's Eritrea, thank you, it's Eritrea Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen

And there's also countries with a partial restriction That is going to include Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela So if you're listening in any of those countries, you are going to be, well, the first 12, your band from coming into the U.S. beginning on Monday, and the last seven is partial bans. So, apparently, these countries make the United States at risk,

and we're, you know, putting a stop to it. Okay, so apparently these countries have high visa overstay rates, or fail to properly vet or share threat information on their citizens entering in the U.S. And we are not going to, we're not going to let that happen any longer. And so you will either be banned from that coming into this country, from that country, or you will go through an extra vetting process from Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela. So good luck. If you're listening in any of those countries,

thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. But just know that the ban is coming. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. So everybody was all rowed up trying to get their Nintendo Switch 2 last night at midnight.

They were lined up at Best Bys. And I saw, I know, that one made it into this house have a human being that lives under this roof that had pre-ordered it from GameStop and he was ended up getting it I mean they went and got it last night

I know they went and got it because it was they were opening up at 11 o'clock so there was no I don't know how long the line was at GameStop but he had already pre-ordered it and had you know all the Nintendo information is there I think he pre-ordered it from GameStop and not Nintendo. I know

Nintendo you know makes you jump through a number of hoops to pre-order from them, which I'm sure he probably has already done anyway, because they want people to have the Nintendo account in the U.S. and Canada, you've got to be 18, and you must have purchased the Nintendo Switch Online membership within the last 12 months. And, you know, it's kind of a nightmare through Nintendo,

but they want all this information. I'm sure he has all that. And I don't know how much he paid, for it. It said here the price was like 450 bucks. So I'm guessing it was not more than that. If it was, I got ripped off. But I guess you can get

them at Walmart, Target and Best Buy. Don't know if they're sold out. But I know the pre-orders, they were. The pre-orders come first. And then the rest of you can get in line to go as get them as they go. And then that's it. So I hope you got yours.

If you were, if you're out to get the Nintendo Switch 2, it is a available now. Also, I see where the 2025 Tribeca Film Festival kicks off in New York. You know, that's great because that means that we're going to be hearing from Robert Dush Niro, who is a part of the Tribeca thing. In fact, I think he's probably one of the co-founders of this film festival. So I've got 118 film feature films from filmmakers across the globe, you know, 36 countries, but big time music films this year, Billy Joel, Miley. There's a, long list of music movies that are going to be seen at Tribeca,

and then we'll get a chance to see him, the Billy Joel, and so it goes. Boy Georgian Culture Club, Depeche Mode. I think I want to see those. We'll see how, you know, I know a lot about those bands anyway, Miley Cyrus, I think there's a Metallica one, Billy Idol, who said that if he lived the way he did back then, he'd be dead.

so the film's going to detail his battles with addiction as well as his triumphant return this new album and he's on tour right now with Joan Jett so that'll be you know interesting and on the Metallica one I'm sure that will be played in in this household a lot of Metallica fans Becky G with Rebecca okay we don't know where you can be able to watch that but you know I can't wait for that um I guess the it was a long road from rebecca marie gomez to latin singing sensation and actress becky gie but the film follows her pivotal moment in her career and uh the twenty twenty three mexican regional album es queenis uh while also capturing a life rife with love loss and addiction

oh it'll just be it sounds like another musician so can't wait to can't wait to see that if you're really looking for something uh cool to watch Maybe you can watch the truth about what happened in Minneapolis on Blaze TV. They just dropped this explosive investigation and you need to see it. It's been five years since the George Floyd riots. I mean, those riots turned Minneapolis upside down, but really the country. And now for the first time ever, active duty Minneapolis police officers are speaking out on camera, anonymously, of course, to tell the truth about what really happened.

these guys are on the front lines when the third precinct was abandoned and burned they're still on the job still in uniform and what they what they reveal about derrick chauvin and governor tim walls and the breakdown of law and order in that city is absolutely incredible they say that chauvin was railroaded yeah and that waltz completely failed them yeah and that they're risking their lives every day in a city that's turned its back on them well that's that's It's really sad. Here's the deal. You can watch the first 10 minutes for free right now on YouTube. Just search Blaze TV, Minneapolis. Blaze TV, Minneapolis. And you can watch the first 10 minutes for free on YouTube. To see the full unfiltered investigation,

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Get you $20 off your annual subscription. Sign up right now and support this journalism that's happening at Blaze TV. BlazTV.com slash Jeffie. You're where Michelle Obama. She was on some podcast with Oliver and Kate Hudson. I guess it's called a sibling rivalry. And she said that her daughter hates their name so much and wants to get away from them that she changed her name.

now she didn't say that but she did say her daughter has dropped the last name of Obama oh okay so their daughters are 25 and 23 now and uh malia and sasha right those are the two daughters yeah and so malia has decided uh yeah you know what i don't like the last name of Obama and i don't want to be i don't be tied to the Obamas. So I want to be called Malia Ann from now on. Okay, I'm going to pursue my film career. And I don't want anything to do with that last name of Obama. So she's already put her name out there on a film that she worked on, Malia Ann.

So, you know, Michelle is in this podcast, is saying, well, they're all right. They're going to always know who you are. Well, yeah, we are. but she also knows that she gets a distance away from Michelle and Barack while the people who know

who Malia Ann is will know that that's an Obama but those other people that are just watching the films say if you watch the short film The Heart which she wrote and directed and premiered at Sundance Film Festival

would that premiere at Sundance Film Festival if it wasn't Malia Ann I mean, I know she, her name was only Maliah Ann, but would her short film be shown at Sundance Film Festival if she wasn't an Obama? I don't know the answer to that question. My guess would be, no, it would not, but that would be just a guess on my part. But she doesn't want anything to do with the last name of Obama. And so don't call her that. It's Malia Ann from now on, okay?

I don't blame you, Malia. I don't blame you. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So, no, you can't get a nice rink on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those. Goaltenders, no, but chicken tenders, yes. Because those are groceries, and we deliver those too.

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Who died today? Well, let's begin with Chris Carson. Chris Carson. And you're thinking, who is Chris Carson? Well, he is the son of Johnny Carson. The son of Johnny Carson has passed away at the age of 74. Wow. Very sad.

And it wasn't just now. It was a couple of months ago. Apparently, one of his Johnny Carson's longtime friends, Howard Smith, was on another podcast, called nostalgia tonight. And he talked about Chris dying. And he was like, wait, what? Chris Carson died? Yeah.

So he was 74 and they did not give a cause of death. So not real sure what he died from. But rest in peace to Chris Carson, son of the great Johnny Carson dead at the age of 74. Don't forget Johnny lost another son due to a car accident in 1991 at the age of 39. He had a picture of his son that he paid tribute to on the show at that time. I thought that was great because he said nobody wants to be remembered by their driver's license photos.

So he put his favorite photograph up of his son. I thought that was really cool. And that was Johnny Carson really cool. So rest in peace to Chris Carson dead at the age of 74. Then we have Florian Willett. Florian Willett dead at the age of 47. You may know Florian Willett as a euthanasia advocate. He helped introduce the suicide pod in Switzerland.

He apparently was dealing with a lot of mental health struggles and legal troubles. So, okay, he was part of the exit international group or the last resort people, and they developed the sarco pod. And apparently last month, he is believed to have taken his own life after developing an acute psychotic disorder. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. So rest in peace to the euthanasia expert. Florian Willett dead at the age of 47. There's no reporting if he used the sarco pot or not.

I know. It's not funny at all. And be sure. Another story, though, today. I mean, if you or someone you love is having trouble, dial 988, it's the lifeline. It's 24-7. My gosh, anytime that you think that the world will be better without you in it, you're wrong. It isn't.

So get some of the help that you need. Okay. Okay, so I'm a little confused at this story. So rest in peace to Bonita, the grizzly bear, 1063. Now, it remains uncertain whether all her cubs died or not. I think one of them survived in this story. But it's the story about 10163 who is dead. and I guess got into a fight with the male grizzly.

And this photographer who has been a prominent wildlife photographer in the Grand Teton, he believes that it was a hard hazing that caused the grizzly 1063, Brighton. I think that's what his wife named the stupid bear, Bonita. I'm sorry. Not Brighton. Bonita. and so after this bear 399 was killed a year or so ago, Bonita 1063 began to hang out near the roadways and other crowded areas.

So he believes that the bear was subject to hazing and hard hazing. And I guess that means that the park rangers were tasing them to get them away from people. And so that got her and her cubs separated, and that meant that the male could fight her and, you know, kill a couple of the cubs. So we don't want to do the hazing anymore. I guess we want the bears around people. I don't know.

It's really strange. But anyway, we lost another grizzly bear. The Wyoming's beloved grizzly, 1063, dead. And I believe we lost the cub as well. So stop the hazing or continue it. I'm not quite sure if I'm for it or against it. This photographer is absolutely against it. And he doesn't want the hazing of the bears to happen.

But how else are we supposed to keep the bears away from the people? Anyway, rest in peace to bear 1063 or, what I say? her name was oh yeah bonita rest in peace you know always talk about death but then i i look at a story from futurist ray curswile who is he's worked for google and he's uh you know he's mr futurist and he believes that uh by 2030 humans could achieve immortality through advancements in nanotechnology and artificial intelligence. So he envisions nanobots capable of repairing cellular damage, combating diseases and reversing aging processes. Okay, so that will be by 2030. That, right, that's what he, the nanotechnology is 2030. Then by 2029, AI will reach human

level intelligence and by 2045 and I believe that AI will reach human level intelligence before then but you know we'll use what Ray says then by 2045 a technological singularity will occur where humans merge with AI to vastly enhance cognitive abilities while his okay all right all right all right his track record to set forecasts on internet and AI. So, I mean, I don't know that I want to doubt Ray. We've come a long way. I was listening to a conversation between Eric Schmidt and some other Diggleberry.

And Eric Schmidt was the former head of Google. And it was fascinating. And he was talking about AI. We might have to play that at some point. Really fascinating. So if you don't know AI, You better get used to it, and I'm talking to myself as well as anyone else. It's time to get familiar with AI because not only is it coming, it's already here.

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Quick reminder of some professional sports going on. The NHL, the National Hockey League, played their first championship game in the series between the Florida Panthers and the Edmund. Oilers. The Oilers won in OT, 4-3 against the Florida Panthers in Edmonton, and their next game is tomorrow

against the Panthers in Edmonton again. So then they go back down to Florida. So we'll see what happens. By what, I mean, overtime, you couldn't ask for a better tournament. And then tonight, Oklahoma City Thunder taking on

the Indiana Pacers, or I should say actually, they're hosting the Pacers, as game one is in Oklahoma City. And so that game against the Pacers is going to be awesome. I'm probably rooting, no, I am rooting for the Indiana Pacers, probably kind of in the back of my mind thinking that Oklahoma City is going to win this. I know everybody is concerned. I know everybody's trying to write a story about,

oh, two small markets, Oklahoma City and Indiana and Indianapolis. You know, look, Oklahoma City had the best record all the season, so they're a great team. and Indiana is an awesome team to watch. They're both great teams to watch. So I don't know that TV ratings may be down a little bit for this, but if it turns out to be a battle of speed and shooting, people will come back.

And they mentioned in one story I read about ticket sales. Stop it. Both of those arenas in Oklahoma City and Indianapolis will be sold out to the rafters cheering for their team. teams. Come on. It's the NBA finals. And both of those teams had good or great attendance all year. So I don't think that's anything to worry

about. All right. Let's do the joke of the day and get out of here. Actually, jokes plural of the day. The last two from the affairs jokes from Allison. So it's been like a themed

joke of the day. Jokes of the day. She sent six affair jokes in one email. and they all made me laugh. So I figured I'd do them. So I did two on Tuesday. I did two yesterday on Wednesday, the fourth, and I'm doing two today, the fifth of June.

So if you didn't hear the other four, you can go back and listen to those podcasts. And if you haven't listened to those already, what are you doing with your life? All right. So this is the fifth affair, but it's the first one of the day. A man walked into a cafe,

went to the bar, and ordered a beer. Certainly, sir. That'll be one cent. Wow, exclaimed the man, one cent. He glanced at the menu and asked how much for a nice, juicy steak and a bottle of wine. A nickel, said the barman. Wow, a nickel.

Yeah. Where's the guy who owns the place? And the bartender said, yeah, he's upstairs with my wife. And the man asked, what's he doing upstairs with your wife? The same thing I'm doing to his business down here. See, because he was good. I know you understand. And then the sixth affair joke from Allison.

Begins with a man named Jake, dying, and his wife at his bedside. He looked up and he said weekly, I have something I must confess. There's no need to. His wife replied, no, no, no, I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother. I know she replied Now just rest and let the poison work See because she

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