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And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
We may have a new world record.
A lady found a bottle with a message in it.
I've been singing the police.
Message in a bottle all morning long since I saw this story.
And no, I don't want to hear it.
So if that it's corroborated, this would be a new world record.
They believe these are from 1876.
All right.
I know.
Pretty cool, actually.
It's three papers.
One believed to be a business card for a former Philadelphia, Pennsylvania retailer.
Another handwritten note affiliated with an elephant.
Atlantic City yacht came from a bottle discovered on Ocean City's Beach.
So the bottle, this lady found, they believe, may have been tossed from a vessel 10 years
before the current world record holder went to sea, which because Tanya and Kim Ilman,
pretty soon will be the former world record holders, found the bottle in 2018,
and that holds the record for the oldest message in a bottle.
until now.
So she went for a walk in New Jersey.
She's out passing the time of day at Corson's Inlet State Park in Ocean City.
And man, how beautiful is Corson's Inlet State Park this time of year at Ocean City?
You can't describe it.
Amy Smith Murphy made her way from the deep sand toward the ocean.
And that's when she found a message in the bottle.
And it wasn't an SOS though.
Although it doesn't say what was on the letter.
It doesn't say.
It just says there was a business card and a letter from this Atlantic City yacht,
from some guy with this Atlantic City Yacht company.
Doesn't say what he was saying.
So it may have been an SOS.
I don't know that.
So congratulations.
If it actually turns out to be the world record for the oldest.
message in a bottle. However,
you know, it could be
a ruse too. But the bottle
had bar and brother
Philadelphia on it. Business records
show the company was in operation in Philadelphia
between 1860 and
1870. One of the pieces of paper
refers to WG
and J. Clem, a pair of
brothers, William and John Clem,
and they ran
a gentleman's furnishing good
company on North Third Street in Philadelphia, and that dissolved in 1881.
So kind of cool.
Kind of cool when you find a message in the bottom.
What are you going to do, Sting?
What are you going to do?
Oh, that's right.
They're going to send an SOS.
I can't believe I'm doing this this early in the show, because I haven't even welcome
to anybody.
I'm going to this stupid song in my head.
for the rest of the day.
You know, I saw the police, I don't know,
multiple times in my life.
I saw Sting a couple times just as Sting.
I love that band.
And it's now stuck in my head for the rest of the weekend.
Welcome.
And you might as well come along for the ride too.
Welcome.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
A new survey has found that California drivers
are the most confrontational motorists
across all 50 states.
Really? Isn't that interesting?
With a high percentage, also having been the victim of road...
Well, that's the way it would work.
If you have the most road rangers,
then you're going to have the most victims of road rangers.
Are you not?
Okay.
So they have also the most people being cut off, cursed at, and tailgated.
Now, I will say this, just as a side now,
before we get into some of the numbers on this new study,
I'm sorry, survey.
that I'm like an inside the car, Road Rager.
We've talked about this before.
I mean, I just like, no, you can't pull that over.
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I am not letting this guy get in.
Don't you dare let this guy in.
Don't let him.
Don't let him, don't.
All right.
Go ahead.
And I just, so I'm screaming and I was raising my hands.
But I'm doing the inside my car.
You know, I'm not actually.
And there may be a time.
No, I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
No, I'm not.
although if I were to carry a weapon with me,
it's possible that that could happen.
And I wouldn't use it.
I would just, you know, you just,
when you pull up right behind some guy that you're tailgating
and you just hold it up in the windshield,
and you just do that to say, move it.
You know, let them know that it could happen.
I wouldn't do it.
I was just letting them know I could do it.
So Forbes Advisors, a news and information website, thank you.
They surveyed 10,000 licensed drivers and compared all 50 states across nine key metrics.
The data also showed that nearly one third of those surveyed said they have been on the receiving end of yelling insults.
Then drive correctly!
That should tell you something.
Have you been on the receiving end of yelling insults, curses, threats?
or even a quick,
then move over.
Get off the road.
Learn what merge is.
I mean, that's possible, right?
Okay, so more than 60% of the respondents
said another driver has tailgated their car.
That should tell you something.
Okay, so, but is that just California
that's seeing road rage and confrontational drivers?
Yeah, I believe that.
because I see quite a bit of it.
Now, I would, I just have seen road ragers.
Seriously, here, Intel, I've seen it in Florida.
I've seen it in Texas.
Don't know that I've actually,
if I witnessed someone road raging
when I lived in Pennsylvania,
New Jersey and New York,
I don't think so.
I don't think I, I don't think I, I witnessed it.
Yeah, there weren't any ragers against the Amish.
Maybe there should have been,
move over!
You can't plus
I mean a lot of times
I don't think the Amish have the rearview mirror
Do they?
So they wouldn't see the
It wouldn't mean anything to them
Because they didn't see it
Anyway so a number of road rage incidents
Across the United States
Has served over the past decade
Between 2014 and 20203
Road rage shootings increased by more than 400%
Well look if you're
And by road rage shooting
I'd be interested to see
If that meant that the road rager
was shot? Or if the person that the road rager was raging against was scared and shot the road rager.
That makes sense to me, right? That makes sense to me. Because if I'm, you know, being
raged against for something that I did or didn't do, uh, and now I'm being followed and,
you know, just swerved, trying to swerve and catch up to me and bump into my bumper or holler
and yell at me or get up behind me and, I mean, I'm going to, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I,
have a weapon especially here in Texas. I'm shooting
back. Whoa,
no, no, don't, no, do not fire
that weapon yet. He didn't, he was not coming
up on the car. He was not coming up on the
auto yet. So,
and I don't, I am, don't not
recommend that. I'm saying, don't do that
whatever you do.
But it wouldn't surprise me
if something like that were
happened, right? Because I, I mean,
I literally have seen, you know,
road ragers going
crazy. Because a
certain car, you know, ticked them off and did something.
I don't know what.
Some perceived mishap.
And then they're just, I mean, they are weaving and waving out of traffic and getting
up on the car that they're raging against.
And it's really, I don't know, scary is the right word, but you're on, I mean, I'm on a
20 lane highway.
We're all going 70 miles an hour or more.
And now you've got a guy or a lady, usually a guy, going out of control.
swerving in and out of traffic trying to catch up to a car that's, you know,
giving him some perceived anger issue.
And now we're going to attack that with it when all the rest of us are going.
I mean, kind of scary.
It is kind of scary, actually.
That's when you just kind of hit the brakes and let it happen in front of you.
Just be ready to move around.
And something bad happens, just go around.
Just pull over and I'll just wait for it to calm down a little bit.
Okay.
I'm just going to sit here.
No, officer, I'm fine.
I was a road rager dude that went by, and I thought,
I need to just let that happen, okay?
Then I'll get home, because I'm like, I'm not in a rush.
I'm just going to let it go on, okay?
So if you're driving in California, really, I mean,
just road rage inside your car really is the sum of this story.
Be a road rager to yourself.
Road rage yourself.
You know, just know that you're hollering and yelling,
and I can't believe you did that,
but do it inside your car.
So when you get out, you're not angry, it's okay, you're fine.
Okay.
That's all.
It's just, it's not a euphism for anything.
I don't mean nothing.
I'm not talking about, well, I mean, you can pull over and fire up the bong.
But just, just relax, okay?
You're driving out there, go whatever speed you're supposed to go.
And let other drivers get in front of you.
It's no big deal.
Look, does that extra 30,
really mean a difference.
Yes, yes, it does.
You know, and the older you get,
and I'll just leave it at that, all right?
The older you get, the movie falling down
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As a younger person, you'd view that and go,
wow, that guy, you know, off his rocker,
what's wrong with him?
I mean, he was just, they wouldn't serve him breakfast at McDonald's
and he goes off the deep end.
As you get older and experience more things in life,
you watch that movie with a new attitude.
You watch that movie with a,
I hope he's someone,
I want him to blow the whole place up, man.
It's amazing.
No wonder he's so mad.
They wouldn't serve him breakfast.
Of course he's mad.
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So Sam Bakeman-Fried is serving 25 years in prison for fraud.
but all the people that were stiffed are getting their money back.
How is that?
I need it to explain to me.
I just all.
I just want to explain to me.
I understand.
Hey, Sam Beckman-free, bad guy.
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He's just, you know, he's a, that guy, he looks shady.
I know.
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And yet everything that he represented is now those people are getting all their money back.
Now, I know that some of the customers feel, oh, they feel stiff.
Those payouts based on 2022 crypto prices, not the crypto prices that we have now.
Well, that's the way it goes.
Sorry, you're getting your money back.
I just find it really strange that this guy is locked away.
And yet all the people, all the people involved are getting their money back.
Huh, just seems weird to me.
Also, we had a big bust at the border.
We've had some record bust as of late.
Interesting how that's happening right now, isn't it?
Since there's a new campaign for president and all that stuff going on.
Anyway, the specific bust took place at the Far International Bridge.
And, yeah, I love the Far International Bridge.
The truck was supposed to be loaded with lettuce.
I know there was lettuce of the truck, okay?
but it was supposed to be fully loaded with lettuce.
There was lettuce on the truck,
and there was 3,429.6 pounds of meth.
3,429.6 pounds of meth.
Yeah, a big cash register.
Now, they claim that if these drugs did hit the street,
they would have a street value of around $48 million.
Wow.
Okay, so let's say it's only 40.
Let's say it's only 40.
Don't lie to me about the 48, okay?
So they keep trying different ways.
I mean, that's an awful big shipment to get confiscated.
Right?
We know every time they have shipments confiscated,
I figure that another three got through, right?
So, and they usually, oh, they get 1,000 pounds of meth
then you'd figure that the 3,000 pound meth shipment would get through.
This time it didn't.
So either someone didn't make a payment.
It doesn't say if the dogs smelled it because the lettuce would cover up the smell, right?
And that's what they're hoping for.
So I don't know if the dogs smelled it and that made them have the secondary search
or if it was just, you know, I got a funny feeling about this lettuce truck.
Pull over.
We need to search it and see what's going on.
That could be too.
I'm sure that my, I mean, just me thinking out loud that someone didn't make a payment.
Oh my gosh.
No, sorry, I'm just joking around about that.
I don't believe that the cartels would be paying off any law enforcement officials to help them with their smuggling.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
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So let's see we've had, we've got preseason NFL kicking up this weekend.
First two games played last night.
We've got games tonight.
For those of you listening live, today is the 9th of August, 2024.
So there's games going on.
The Olympics are wrapping up, but we'll get to some Olympics.
I've got some, a couple of great Olympic stories I've got to get to when I break down some of the gold medal runs.
But then now we have, let's see, the instigators on Apple TV starts this weekend with
Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.
I guess Ben Affleck was a little busy
breaking up with Jailo
So Matt said
All right, I'll work with your brother, fine
I'll let your brother make some money
Fine
Oh, he's won an Oscar, Jeff
Yeah, okay
I was for that stupid
East Coast movie
Whatever was up there
Yeah, Manchester by the sea
Oh my gosh
I kept waiting for that movie to get better
And they didn't get an Oscar for it
I mean it was all right
And then we had the end, just leaving it at all right.
That's my review.
It was all right.
And then we had the finale of House of the Dragon,
which I'm told had 8.9 million viewers.
I didn't know that it was a season finale.
I may have tuned in Sunday night.
Was I doing something Sunday night?
I don't remember.
Because I haven't watched, I'm not up to date on House of Dragon yet.
I forget how many episodes I'm in.
but it's really, how can I put this?
Boring.
It's really, this season has been really boring to me.
So it's taken a lot for me to get through these episodes.
I'm getting through them because I like the Game of Thrones.
I like the premise.
I like the whole thing.
I like the dragons.
I got it.
But it's just, oh my gosh, get to it.
Let's have it.
Maybe I should do that.
Maybe I need to do that.
Okay, this is when she's going to get the dragon.
And then this is the dream where she's screwing his mom.
Yeah, we want to watch that for sure.
Okay, and then now I think she's going to like slide up him down on the dragon.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
It might make it better.
I don't know.
But, you know, we'll get 8.9 million viewers worldwide for the season finale,
season two finale of House of the Dragon.
I'm told, didn't we, I don't know if I reported it or not.
We talked about it.
but I think they announced that there'll be a fourth season
because there's for sure a third
and I think they announced there'll be a fourth season
and that's the last one.
That's the final one.
Good!
Let's move on.
And then we've got the preview.
Remember we have the prequel to the prequel
coming out that they're working on as well.
So I am looking forward to that.
Maybe that'll be less boring.
Interesting that we have Warner Brothers Discovery
posting a 9-9.
$9.1 billion loss in quarter two.
They said, well, that's the linear TV network.
So it was bringing us down.
For $9 billion?
Wow.
Okay.
And Paramount Global.
Remember, they just announced that they were going to merger with Skydance Media?
Yeah, but not for you, 15% of workforce.
No, this 15% of the workforce?
Yeah, you are not going to be part of this whole thing because have a nice day.
You didn't think you were going to stick around, did you?
It's cute thinking on your part because you're not.
All right, so here's hit the bricks.
Wow.
I mean, that's what the companies are losing.
No, we're not laughing at them.
Stop it.
That's mean.
What are we even doing?
The people are losing their jobs.
I don't want that.
Whoever laughed, knock it off.
Knock it off.
Don't, I will road rage against you bad laughing at people losing their jobs.
And I freaking, that's,
ridiculous. And I see where
good news. I'm going to
give you this guy good news before we get out of here on this.
Well, no, first let's talk about Disney
Disney Plus, Hulu and ESPN Plus.
Yeah, they turned a profit for the first time. Yeah, because they're raising
their prices through the roof. Let's see.
We're losing a billion dollars a quarter.
That's what they were doing. Yeah. No kidding.
Movies were a bright spot. Yeah, no kidding.
Inside Out 2.
You're funny that the movie they did the best for you
wasn't a woke movie?
So, this was a straight comedy, animated film.
King Disney Kingdom as revenues of theme parks.
And let's see, they're pouring in resources,
everything came in weaker than expected as a demand increase.
Okay, so they're losing, and they lost subscribers to Disney Plus,
but they're making that up in raising the prices.
So I think they'll be fine.
And I don't know that it matters, but I see where Snickers and Pringles,
Mars is reportedly exploring an acquisition of Kelanova.
That would be, you know, that's worth $27 billion behind Cheez-It's, pop-tarts, and Pringles.
So Mars will, you know, Snickers will bring in the cheese hits, the pop-tarts, and the Pringles under the Mars.
Okay, you know, fine.
Let's do that.
but it's not skimp on the products, okay, bars.
I expect you to take over at Kallanova
and still make cheese, it's, pop tarts, and pringles
just as good as they always have been, all right?
I don't want any of your small snicker bars out there either.
Don't tell me that you haven't changed the size of them either.
I love that story so much our president,
who still actually our president, nobody realizes it yet, Joe Biden.
It used to talk about how corporate greed,
and that how, you know, the companies are making the products smaller and like Snickers bars.
And Snickers is like, no, we haven't done that.
So why don't you stop saying that, you old dufus?
I may have added the old dufus.
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Who died today?
Who died today?
Well, let's begin with Gulf Legend, Chi-Chi Roderigis, died.
at the age of 88 years, very sad,
eight-time PGA tour winner,
one of the most charismatic and beloved figures in pro-golf,
Juan Cici Rodriguez,
dead at the age of 88.
He was first announced,
his death was first announced by Carmelo Javier Rios,
a member of the Senate in Puerto Rico.
The cause of death is not yet.
been named. His death was also reported on the Puerto Rico Golf Association website.
But how I remember Chi Chi Rodriguez, other than watching him on TV and being this really flamboyant
golfer on the Greens, he was awesome, was from an old TV show called WKRP in Cincinnati.
WKRP in Cincinnati, the newsman, Les Nessman reported on him as,
Chi Chi Chai Radewegways
Good newsmen nowadays
Have to have a style
In order to stand out from the crowd
Less
You always had a real style
Of your own
How many newsmen call
Chichie Rodriguez
Chai Rodegues
To call the little Mexican dogs
Chihuahuas
That's style
That's style right there
That's good
That's good
And that's just WKRP in Cincinnati, which was, you know, living on the air in WKRP.
So rest and peace.
Chai Chai Rite Waze, dead at the age of 88.
Then we had a man who went by the name of Jack Carlson, dead at the age of 82.
Now, I guess he had many names and he was, I just found this out about him as a matter of fact.
He was a serial prison escaper, a small-time crook who shot to fame in 2009,
after a news clip of his arrest at a Chinese restaurant in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley,
was uploaded to the internet.
This video is awesome.
So he's being arrested, like they said, out of a Chinese restaurant in Brisbane.
And I just saw this video again the other day,
and it makes the rounds ever so often going, you know,
re-viraling itself.
That's a term I just made up and you can use it.
All right, you're welcome.
It's just a re-viraling of videos.
And that's what happens.
When things get posted, they go viral,
and then they go away,
and then they get posted again,
and they go viral again.
That's called re-viraling.
And if somebody else uses that, that's mine.
Okay?
Re-viraling.
That's mine.
All right, I'm just saying.
All right, so this video is him,
Jack Carlson, being arrested.
The police have grabbing him.
We're trying to get a look at the headlock.
See that chap over there?
This is the like who got me on the penis.
They're trying to get him into the police car.
It's awesome.
You know you, you know.
It's not your hands off me.
Tata!
They're showing him in the police car now.
Shut him up now.
That is awesome.
So they just shut up.
I mean, that's how I know of this Jack Carlson.
That's how I know you're Jew too.
Your judo well is awesome.
So I want charge eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal.
So he was in jail several times in his life and he died surrounded by his family.
Very sad.
Jack Carlson at the age of 82.
Now, according to the family, he walked a full and colorful path.
and despite the troubles thrown at him,
he lived by his motto to keep laughing.
Oh, that was his motto?
Oh, that's sweet.
His motto was arresting me for what?
So he had a few attempts to escape
and pulled his cords out a couple of times.
And let's see.
He went before the judges.
He battled many ailments,
but what got him in the end
was systemic inflammatory response syndrome.
I'm against that.
I just want to be clear about that.
You can quote me on that.
I am against.
systemic inflammatory response syndrome.
I don't wish that on anyone.
His final send-off,
we gave him a last taste of red wine
through his drip
before it was removed.
Wow, they pulled the plug on him.
We're going to give you a little wine in your drip
and then,
they're going to pull the plug on you.
Sorry, Jack, we love you,
but we can't have you around anymore, okay?
So it was on his 82nd birth,
the day after his 82nd birthday,
or at least it was the most recent of the birth dates he claimed.
So I guess there's a filmmaker and a documentary
going to be made about his life.
I'm looking forward to seeing this.
This is really good.
His life was far from just a rollic.
His boyhood was spent in institutions,
rife with sexual predators and bullies,
varied stints in Australia's most notorious jails,
included time in the Black Peter,
solitary confinement of Bogo Road Jail,
the cruelty of which was medieval when he was a teenager.
A regular person who experienced his life would have passed away years ago,
but Jack just had the zest for life that made you go,
this guy's made of mercury.
He just might live forever.
And sadly, no one does.
And he goes on to talk.
He was a senior sergeant in the then special weapons and operation squad.
Then he got arrested.
Why did he get arrested for that?
Let's see through Valley on the now famous day that when the call came through for support in an arrest.
Oh, the cop.
Okay, I see.
All right.
So he was still, there's a picture here of him and the police officer.
The guy that he says, get your hands off my penis.
That particular police officer, I guess they became friends.
And he said that this cop was the only cop that he was ever wanted to be friends with.
so they were together close to the end.
There were many different versions of his wife.
Anyway, fascinating guy.
And I'll be looking forward to the documentary.
So rest in peace, Jack Carlson, if that is your name, dead at the age of 82.
All right, a quick look at the Olympics.
We're wrapping up this weekend, as I talked about earlier.
So this weekend we'll have the closing ceremonies on Sunday afternoon.
The final medal contest is women's basketball, I believe.
So we'll get that.
I still, you know, I want him to win gold, but I still mad at him for not getting
Caitlin on the team, to be honest.
I still can't get that out of my craw.
But I want him to win gold for us, the United States.
So China just snuck back in front of us again with 31 golds.
We have 30.
So for sure we have the two basketball goals, which gets us more than China, 32 to 31.
if it were to stay even right now.
There's still a few other events left,
so I'm hoping that we have,
we're crushing the metal count.
We have 103 medals.
103 medals.
No one's close to us.
But we have, we're tied,
well, China's in front now by one,
with 31, and we have 30.
We cannot let China beat us in gold.
I'm sorry, no.
Just being the winners of the total medal count
doesn't work.
Okay, it doesn't work for.
me. You haven't asked me, but I'm telling
you, it doesn't work for me, okay?
I'm hoping that the closing
ceremonies will have
the Tom Cruise segment
there in France and
Hollywood, so I'm hoping we get both of those. Tom
grabbing the flame and, you know, who knows,
rocketing into space
and then coming down and landing in
Hollywood with the flame. Be awesome.
When he was there, he was there for a lot of the
ceremonies we saw Tom sneaking
around at these other events, so he's definitely
I think that rumor is probably true,
but they have not confirmed that.
So we'll see.
They're right up about the closing ceremonies.
It was fascinating.
They said organizers have remained tight-lipped
about who was appearing.
But film star Tom Cruise is heavily rumored
to be taking part of sailing down the stadium.
Yeah, we know.
Okay, so let's tell us that's what's going to happen.
There will be a segment during which Paris hands over
the next host.
of the Summer Olympics, Los Angeles, 2028.
And that could be where the Hollywood star features.
You think?
Is that possible?
Will you be my friend?
And it will also feature performers, dancers, and circus artists,
taking part alongside famous headlining acts,
both French and American.
Snoop Dogg, who has been a prominent,
yeah, I mean, NBC is thanking him for the ratings.
He's set to perform as our French artist, Air and Phoenix.
And, man, you can't tear me away from Air and Phoenix from France.
I love them.
Artistic director Thomas Jolly said the show was called Records,
and it promises to take the audience on a science fiction dream,
like immersive journey through time.
That will begin from the origins of the Olympic Games
and will go to a dystopian future when the Olympics have disappeared
and must be reinvented.
So I hope they got that all worked out since they took such a hit on the opening ceremonies.
But, you know, hopefully we have that to look forward to.
And I am looking forward to it.
And we have, and then we saw our boy, uh, Noah Liles, uh, who won the 100 meters.
He took third place yesterday, but he took the third place because he had COVID.
So, uh, I mean, they're all hugging and kissing and breathing on each other.
They're all going to come home with the Frenchy French COVID.
And, uh, we need to just lock them down for a few days.
And we got to lock them down anyway because we don't want any of the Paris bedbugs coming back into the United States.
So just lock it all down.
And I didn't know.
I'd forgotten.
Maybe I did.
I remembered hearing it, I think.
But anyway, Colin Jost, you know, from Saturday Night Live,
was apparently doing the correspondent in Tahiti.
And I didn't realize, I haven't caught any of the actual Tahiti events,
the surfboarding, because that's where that's a French Polynesian island.
One of their French territories.
I guess we're okay with that because it's the Frenchy French.
It would be okay if it was the United States territory.
But it's over, but I, never mind.
I'll stop.
I'll stop.
But anyway, it's French, you know, so they're doing all the surfboards there.
It's like 10,000 miles away from France.
But that's where they're doing it.
So they have cameras there.
I did see where one of the big shots of the Tahiti surfboard events was a whale breaching while they were surfboarding,
which is really cool.
Really cool.
No question.
But anyway, he is, was the correspondent for NBC in Tahiti.
And he sustained a foot injury resulting in a staff infection.
So he's not.
He's not announcing anymore.
What a wimp.
You got a little owie on your foot.
You can't announce for us?
Those things could last forever, man.
Really bad.
Really bad with those infections.
And you definitely have to take care of those.
I'll be getting it taken care of
because I'm going back to the United States of America
out of this French-Frenchy French territory.
And I'm going to be getting it taken care of.
Yeah, no problem.
So good luck to Colin Jones.
And there was some great.
Olympic stories throughout this entire Olympics.
And I'll kind of break down some headlines next week that were, you know, really, really good.
But my favorite story, I think, so far, if you were to ask me today, hey, what's your favorite
Olympic story?
It would be that the Olympic flame isn't actually fire.
When I found that out, I was actually shocked.
So the Olympic flame that, you know, gets every night got sucked up into the sky with the balloon that they lit up.
and that was the Olympic flame,
is it actually fire?
And I think this is the first time
that the ring of fire
isn't actually burning.
It's an illusion made up
of clouds of mist and beams of light,
which is just, you know, it's a cool idea,
and I get it, it's the hot air balloon.
And we couldn't want it to create
an Olympic cauldron that would be as open,
visible, and generous as possible.
Uh-huh.
But it was a balloon.
We couldn't actually use real fire.
So it's a make-believe fire in France
And that really
That really kind of
That took me back a little bit
Because I was like wait
It's not real fire
Because that's why I was hoping
That the balloon would blow up
During the opening ceremony
And now I know why it didn't
Because it's not real fire
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It's Friday.
So that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
What's the Lie?
What's the lie?
Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four,
count them one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the lie?
Our contestant today, Derek Holliday, if he wins,
he'll get to come back again for another round,
and he will win a Talking Sense,
Jeffie Blue Freshie.
For more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group
and find the Freshie scent and design for
you. If you
or someone you love would like to be a contestant
on What's the Lie, you can email
Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
Derek,
how are you, my friend? Welcome
to What's the Lie.
Sir, I'm doing better now that
I'm on with you. Oh, that's
thank you. I appreciate it.
So in your email
requesting to be a contestant on What's the Lie,
you said, uh, roll tide.
So I'm going to, I'm going to figure
that you are an Alabama
a crimson-tide fan.
Yes, sir. If you were to cut me,
I would bleed crimson. That is correct.
So after this season, are you
still going to bleed crimson? Because you've had a number
of good years.
And now your boy is gone. He's doing
TV. He's not on the sideline.
Right. Well, we got, you know,
Washington's coach. I know.
I know. I like him a lot.
But those are big shoes to fill.
Yes, they are.
Well, I just, speaking
personally. I can't speak for all Alabama fans.
I'm just the anticipation of
wondering, you know, how it's going to be
and what we're used to.
And I do want to say that it is
an honor to speak to the man,
the myth, the legend.
Oh.
Talking about the goat, Coach Saban, being the
goat, the college football, you are the goats.
Oh, look,
you got to win the game before
you get the fresh of you, okay? Don't try to
come in a second like that.
So I watched
I watched the new college football
open yesterday.
We premiered on McAfee's
show with Jelly Roll.
I'm so excited for college football
after watching that, I can't tell you.
I'm so ready for college football.
I'm watching the, you know, I know
it's preseason for the NFL, but man, I am ready
for some college football, brother.
You and me both. You Missouri, how do you?
I think they'll be all right.
I think they will. I think they'll do it fine. I'm not really,
I never really care. We can talk about this
forever, but I'm not a big drink of
Witts fan, you know, but he's seemingly turned it around. You know, he's got some, he's got some donors.
He's got, you know, he's got the NIL right. The university's on his side. They're expanding.
And, you know, some players are sticking around. We've had some players return that are worth
their salt. So they should be okay. I should be all right. I'm looking forward to it. Anyway.
Yes, sir.
You ready to play? What's the live, my friend?
Yes, sir.
Four headlines, one not real.
One of them is a lie, of course.
Headline number one.
Rob Lowe is having a brat summer.
Headline number two.
Has Botox killed eroticism?
Headline number three.
French pole vaulter in viral video offered porn deal after metal fail.
Headline number four.
How a YouTuber offered to write a new national anthem and ended up in jail.
Those are your four headlines.
Headline number one, Rob Lowe is having a brat summer.
Headline number two. Has Botox killed eroticism?
Headline number three.
French pole vaulter in viral video offered porn deal after metal fail.
Headline number four.
How a YouTuber offered to write a new national anthem and ended up in jail.
Those are your four headlines.
Derek, what is?
the lie?
I'm just going to have to guess on this.
I'm going to guess I watch the Polvalter hit the bar
and I'm going to go number three.
Number three? The French Polvalter
and viral video offered a porn deal?
Oh, no, because that actually
that's actually true. Gosh darn it.
I wanted you to win too, Derek.
Oh, well, hey, thanks for listening and thanks for playing.
What's the lie?
Thank you, Jason.
What's the lies?
A subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, MMXXIV.
So, I mean, you want to take another shot?
Well, yeah, forgive me one.
I mean, it's just, look, you lost.
Let's be clear.
All right?
I'm just saying if you want to take another, you know, a loser shot.
A loser.
I've listened to all your podcast, trying to figure out which one you'd use.
I don't know how any of these stories as far as maybe one or two.
I was going to maybe the second one.
Would you want to try again?
Yeah, the second one.
Yeah, you want to try again?
The fourth one.
There you go.
If you'd only pick the fourth one, yes, the YouTube offer it.
Yes.
If you'd have picked that one, you would have been 100% right.
I did.
But it did.
congratulations though for i mean you took the loser loser shot and uh picked it out but derrick thank you man
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