Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s Going to Happen… | 2/7/24

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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about without a second thought these days. I know. And I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing. I am not the word police. Now there's a number of linguistic experts who say, you know, it's perfectly acceptable to utter profanities in various situations. You know, particularly since the intentions behind such four-letter bombs have shifted in use. From primarily used as insults to taking on a role as a statement of emphasis or to establish social connections. Ain't I been saying it?

Ain't I been saying? That's exactly what the fuck I've been saying. Forever. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Okay, so I know that I'm going to talk to my man, Chris. Cruz here later for the, for a quick, quick royals update. But I was hollered at previously on this program doing a McDonald's story and, you know,

without including him. So, you know, a year or so ago, we got the idea that McDonald's was going to change its burger recipe and these softer buns and melt your cheese, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, well now, according to this, softer buns, melted cheese. McDonald's new burger style now available nationwide. The revamped McDonald's hamburgers are now available. So is that true? I mean, we talked about the,

we have the McDonald's transition. It's quarter pounded with cheese to fresh, cooked to order beef, removed artificial flavors, colors and preservatives from its burger lineup. You can get the revamp classic hamburgers. Cheeseburger, Double Cheeseburger, MacDubble Burger, Big Mac sandwiches, softer, toastier buns, melted cheese, fresher tomatoes, lettuce and caramelized onions. They also claim that with fewer patties on the auto cooking mechanism, that's going to apply less pressure, which leads to a bigger, juicier burger.

Is that true? Is that McDonnell's got this rap going on right here? Ha ha ha. This McDonough is Mattano's rap. All I want to know is true. They say, you know, they introduced it in Australia, Canada. So the problem right now, the problem right now, the CEO is trying to figure out how can we lower the $18 Big Mac? That's a big problem.

Because he, he, he bended the knee. You can make it as fresh as you want. It's still 18 bucks. He bended the knee. I know in today's broadcast in Pat Girl overtime, we talked about bending the knee. Yes, we did. He bending the knee. He actually acknowledged.

by making a comment why why you acknowledging it that's just going to cost you issues so first I have to figure out and he said I don't believe him he said that they will do trying to bring down the prices now the big mat that I get are you the big mad that I get here in the state of Texas right it is not 18 dollars no it's it's six dollars with a meal it's like four bucks and then if I do the special is 29 cents I doubt anyone even in York or California is paying $18. There's one store.

There's one store that you're paying $18. Where? Connecticut. I want to say Connecticut. I don't know why that is on my head right now. It could be because Glenn is in Connecticut, but I think it's Connecticut. But you have to first figure it out. You got to lower that price.

Even if it's an owner operator, because here's the thing. If you did not know if you're an owner operator, they give you guidelines on, hey, this is how lease you should charge. and this is how much you should charge. I don't think, I'm going to ask my father, I don't think on the suggestion list, there is a $18 big map. Okay. All right. All right. So that's good.

So, I mean, the burgers are juicy or tasty, they are. They are. They are. They are. Because the problem is Wendy's, remember? Wendy's came up with this never fresh. And I will say that right now,

this week, for those of you listening live, Today is the 7th of February, 24. This week through next Monday, the 12th, you know, the day after the Super Bowl, customers can snag a free Dave's single cheeseburger with any purchase at a participating Wendy's restaurants. Now you can get a Dave single is bigger than their junior bacon cheeseburgers. Which are delicious. All right.

In order to get a free burger, diners just need to go. and ordered on the old Wendy's app. And it said in the story that you had to with any purchase. But according to this, if you get it from the app, that's free. And McDonnell's, it has a French try Friday. So if you have...

Yeah, we're talking about Wendy's right now. But let's tie back into McDonald's. Okay, stockholder from... Thanks for stopping by. We'll talk to you later about the Royals. All right, as long as we're talking about food, I was thinking, I was looking at some of the Super Bowl facts. I like to call them chewing the fat, fat facts.

And talked about there's going to be 8,083 average caloric intake during the party fee. So that's the average. If you're at a party, you're going to have an average of 8,083 calories. There's going to be 1.45 billion chicken wings eaten. There's going to be 10 million pounds of ribs sold. this week. 11.3 million pounds of potato chips will be eaten. 250 million pounds of avocados will be purchased for guacamole.

35% increase in pizza orders on Super Bowl Sunday compared to a regular Sunday. 50 million cases of beer. All those commercials, you're going to have 38 minutes and 45 seconds worth of commercials that cost $7 million for 30 seconds. It's not bad, though. that's not bad. That's not bad because you're going to be so full with chicken wings and chips,

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I want to thank Renee, who emailed me at chewing the fat of the blaze.com. She sent me a YouTube video. It's 25 minutes long. It's actually, technically, the YouTube video is 25 minutes long. Okay. I'm halfway. I'm halfway in. It is every guest star on Canon.

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There's plenty of guest stars that have, you know, reoccurring episodes up and down the road. And you see them and you're like, oh, yeah, him, her. It's awesome. Plus the big stars are in there. I mean, David Jansen does a couple, has a few, a few episodes. I'm David,

I was a fan of David, and there's a few other stars in there that were really good. I will have to do a reaction video to this because it is awesome. But thank you, Renee,

for sending it to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. So, mega millions. No winter last night. I know. I know.

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You can go ahead and write your own jokes. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. All right. Thank you for subscribing to chewing the fat. I really appreciate it. I see, as I was looking, I see where Apple has made this podcast. I'm a podcast explicit.

So, you know, some of you, some of you already been hearing this. That's all that works. Weird. Anyway, because the show isn't explicit when it is, we absolutely mark it. But as I was looking at that, I have 2,000 episodes.

2,000 episodes. I think that's between Jeff Fisher Radio Show and Chewing the Fat. But that means that this is 2001. So, yay, congratulations to me. 2,000 episodes of Chewing the Fat. fat so thank you come on welcome aboard the chewing the fat I appreciate you subscribing does your mouth hurt oh boy oh boy I thought you come back later for the

Royals update okay does you mouth hurt it does chewing for 2001 episode this is the 2001 episode yeah yeah you're welcome so I so it's it so chewing this podcast or chewing the fat is that like how the the the the cow works we could Because you know how the cow choose, swallow it. And they have three stomachs. Seven. And then they have seven. No, they have three.

And then they have three. They, you know, they puke it up again. I know. And they eat it again. And then they go to the other stomach. And then they do it at seven more times. And then they do it seven more times. And is that how it is?

So have we been chewing on this one podcast, two thousand and one times? And how we're done to digesting it? And then when you stop making the. podcast, do you just... I'm almost ready to cancel the royal segment. I'll tell you that. That's what's happening right now. So anyway, I was reading about a man, a French man. Oh, man, I would be so angry.

I would be so... And as you know, I've always wanted to have a Guinness World Record. I've got a couple ideas for a Guinness. I've talked to Guinness World Record holders. You know, I just want one. I just want one in my back pocket, okay? I just want to be able to say, yes, I have a Guinness World Record. So this French council worker spent eight years assembling a 700,000 match stick 23-foot Eiffel Tower for the Guinness World Record of the matchstick ice stick, heyful Tower record. so he then

you know said hey Guinness what do you think the 706,900 stick that the Frenchman used were not commercially available and it had been changed beyond recognition

from their original form so you use the wrong kind of matches you're not getting the record. Your record, sorry about it. You're not getting the Guinness. He's been seven years building this stupid thing. Now, first of all, I'm not doing that. I don't want a Guinness record that better.

I'm not building a matchstick Eiffel Tower. I'm not building a matchstick, anything. But good for him for having that stick to it and of this you need. He's mad. Look at this thing. It is a monstrous thing. And he put it on, oh my gosh, seven years and nothing. Wow.

So, I mean, people came to see it. Oh, they're all. He probably made some money on that. He's just pissed that Guinness wouldn't let him in. 7,000, I'm sorry, 706,900 matchsticks. Wow. And apparently, they're not the right matches. So have a nice day.

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A royal update. I mean, the king. King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer. he's 75 now 75 so he was undergoing a procedure for a benign prostate enlargement and the doctor said hey chuck there's something else going on up in here take a look at it and it's cancer and so and so immediately after he announces it i guess he told all the brothers and the sisters and the family that, hey, guess what? The doc said, well, he was poking around up there, I got cancer.

And so then Harry immediately, immediately jumps on a plane and flies to London to see his dad. I get it. No problem. Dad's got cancer. You're going to rush to London to see your dad. Oh, he's not at the castle. No, he's staying at his other, is that stealing at the other trailer park?

up the road. Okay. So they drive to see Dad at the trailer park up to road. He stays an hour. Well, Harry stayed there longer than an hour, but the King and Camilla left after an hour.

Thanks for coming, Harry. Appreciate you flying across the ocean, across the country and the ocean to see me in my time of need. Look at the time. Yeah. Queen consort and I have to leave.

And off they go. They take off, go back to Windsor, pack some new luggage, or have their footmen, pack some new luggage, and go to a new trailer park to convales and get his cancer treatments. And the whole time I'm wondering, what the heck happened to Harry? So they just left him there? Harry's just left there holding his man part with nothing to do because they said, he's not going to see William. William is at home sucking up to Kate

because she had her guts pulled out in the hospital. I mean, she hated having being pregnant so much. She had, I mean, it had to have been, what is it, a hysterectomy, her hysterectomy, whatever they call it. It had to be that because they don't say it, but they talk about her stomach surgery or whatever they call it. whatever they call it.

But, I mean, it's just incredible. The abdominal surgery is what they call it in all the stories. So Billy is stepping back from his work as a prince. That's a tough job. He's not going out to all the places he normally goes out to. So anyway, I want to find out what happened to Harry. All right. We'll talk about there's been some predictions made on this show, on this very show, that I believe are starting to come true right now.

Thank you. Let's talk about him. Chris Cruz joins me. So what happened to Harry? So they left him after they went to, they left the trailer park, went to the castle. We're good. We're good. You're good, right?

Thanks for coming. Love you. You didn't bring the kids. You didn't bring the grandkids. Sure you didn't bring the wife. Good. They're packing for Canada, right? Because don't they have a trip to Canada?

Well, Harry and Megan are supposed to be taken the kids and, I mean, the whole family to Canada for the some Invictus Games ceremony. Yeah. So the reports say that he touched London grounds just a little bit after 2 p.m. local on Tuesday. We got one picture of them in the car. The rest of the pictures were just of the convoy. And, you know, you're saying that he was there for an hour. Is that you like being Jeffie or is that what? Well, they said they, they, they, he rushed to the house, whatever the name of the stupid house he was at,

uh, that he was staying at. They rushed because he wasn't at Windsor. And they rushed him there. And then after an hour, uh, the king and so I, I, I want to stay there. I want to stay at the hour. I want to say at the hour because it's actually being reported that it was 45 minutes. So for, for, so this. It wasn't even an hour.

It wasn't in an hour. That's what I'm asking. Is it you being Jeffrey or is it? No, I thought. Originally that was reported in an hour. So according to the reports, you know, our Windsor whisper tells me that he was me, he was there for mere 45 minutes. Yeah.

Then Harry smiled. Harry smiled as he returned to London's Heathrow Airport on Wednesday afternoon after he was escorted from the Clarence's house. So he did not even go to the castle. No, no, no, no. He didn't go to the castle. He just went to...

And he didn't go to the other house. Because they went back to the castle and then they were going to some other house. So for those of you that haven't been a listener for a long time, I was actually in London when the queen died and she was holding out just for me. And after I landed,

she passed away. Very sad. Very sad. But fortunate for you. Fortunately for you. For a such a sad time. Yep. And then I was there and then we went to the Clarence house, which if you never been to London, the Claren's house, it's, you know, if you live at a house and you're trying to go to the park down the street, the park is Claren's house.

Your house is the castle. So it's not really that far, you know, of a walk. You can walk there. not as a king no no as a king or queen consort you don't walk there could we pause for just a second too I don't like calling her queen

she's not the queen though that was one to my understanding that was one of the things that queen Elizabeth put into order that she would not be called the queen she gave in to Charlie and let her

call her queen consort but the stories never say queen consort. No, they always talk about Queen Camilla. I don't like it. There is no Queen Camilla. But, uh... Can I, can we not, I mean, why I mentioned Queen Camilla? Thank you.

So the Duke catches the 3 p.m. British Airways flight out of Heathrow and was suspected to land, um, just a little after six local time. Okay, you're back in L.A. Back in L.A. Go back to Montecito. The, uh, the, the, the, the, the exile royal, uh, report. Portedly stayed at the London Hotel. He did a quick briefing.

And then he left. Then he left. So he shows up. They rush him over to Clarence, over to the trailer park that Dad's staying at. Because he's got to see his dad. His dad's got cancer. We're climbing from California. And then Dad says, look at the time.

Man, am I happy you came? Talk to you later. I'm out. And oh, by the way, you're going to be escorted out of here because you're not staying here. I don't want you hanging around in Clarence House. I don't want you deep pocketed any of my jewelry. And out he goes. And now so he waits on a flight.

And Harry is not going to be waiting in a car or waiting at the terminal. He waits at a hotel. That's awesome. Love that. You know, people were asking why was in the Dutchess exile? What didn't she go? It's a time, you know, I've never had to deal with cancer in my family, so, you know, I'm blessed on that one. But if my wife, you know, gets a call that her daddy has cancer, you know, you want to be there.

Yeah, but, you know, she's got kids to raise and there's no way. Okay, so you would think that would be a good excuse, right? Because she has Prince Archie and then Princess Lilibet, which is very angry because that's not supposed to be public knowledge because that was the queen. That's the queen's nickname. And all of a sudden, okay. We'll digress. We'll digress on that. I know.

But she was asked, why did you not join your husband on this urgent trip? And she said, quote, something he had to do alone. End of quote. Think about it. Okay. So I'm telling you, this is now really the beginning of the end, for sure. It's over. Because dad is going to have these treatments and he's not going to be well.

They said they found it early, I guess, and there's going to be treatments, and he'll be fine. He's the king. I mean, he's going to get treated with the best treatment possible. And I hope that he wins the battle. No question. But I don't think William does. William is like, geez, darn the luck, dad. Don't think he can be king any longer.

Talk to you later. Oh, does that mean I have to be king? Okay. I'm king. But there were reports that Harry, since they're short on royals, they're short on royals, that Harry would offer to come back and at least maybe a few months out of the year be a royal. Well, yeah, because you got Prince Andrew.

Be a working royal. Prince Andrews out. Right. Andrews out. He's lucky he's got a place to live. 100%. Chuck, Chuck got him in a corner room.

at least do king. The king has got Andrew in just a corner bunkhouse room at the castle. Yeah. That's what you get. You don't get an office. You're not going out shaking hands. That's it. Also, our Royal Whisper tells us that the Prince of Wales, you know, Prince Harry, had no plans to see Harry.

Oh, to see William. Yeah. They weren't going to see. Yeah, they were not going to. Yeah. They were not going to meet. I know. So our theory.

from the beginning. Again, for those of you who are they haven't listened to this podcast for a while, this is like literally me and Jeffrey. Like, this is it. Like, we talk politics, but this is like, I know why should we can't? We fought a war to stay away from the, okay. I know. We're just hypothesizing about the royal. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's a fun conversation to have. It is for me. But one of the reasons that we say it was because the queen's sitting power. so long because she did not want. And that's not us saying that. No, we know that. There's proof.

Absolutely 100%. There's proof that she did not want. And Charles is not popular. He's been a putts forever. If you think Joe Biden is popular, you know, Charles is worse than Joe Biden from the Queen's perspective. Yes. And then so she held as long as she could.

Our theory, and Jeff, correct me if I'm wrong, was that the promise was that Chuck, the king, will fill the gap until William gets his act together. And William's ready to go. And then he's ready to go. And then daddy steps down. Yeah. I mean, he's got, I love the Kate story.

All right. I'm sorry that she had to go through this massive surgery. But the only reason that she went through this surgery in my eyes. Okay. Is so that she didn't have to be pregnant anymore. 100%. Well, you know, okay, let's go back. We know.

Let's go back a little bit. His father is the king, right? The king was married to who before horse face? Diana. Camille, the reason why, you know, Camille, was because he was cheating on Diane with the horse lady. Right. Forever. He loved her forever.

I will say that. He has loved Queen consort Camilla. For the longest time. So, you know. you could say that in the DNA of William there is that cheating of that cheated on mom so that's I'm going to and we do not support cheating this is not us saying that we support cheating I could refill the car swerving oh this CTF from talking about cars were like like no no I'm didn't say I didn't say crushing you added the crash him I just said the swerving part so chill anyways we believe

with a 99% you know that every time Kate future queen and her I will call queen yes she gets that um she was being cheated on every time she was pregnant right I believe that was proven that was the whispers the whisper 100% so I feel that queen future queen does not want that history to happen again no no way we're going to close the baby factory. Let's focus on our family. The business factory is still open, however, though. As soon as I rehab here, the business factor is still open.

So I think that's right. I think right now we're getting, we're seeing the beginnings of a King William. Queen Kate. Queen Kate. Absolutely. Because one of the things, too, is the future of England is them too. Right? No one is wanting to go to London to see fat fingers, right?

And no one wants to have, I know we'll wrap up the Royals. I know that. I know this is a little bit too long, but it's your podcast. No one. Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's your podcast. So no one wants to see William and Harry fighting. Nobody wants to have the kids.

Mom and dad don't need to be fighting. No, no. So what I think is going to happen, and I said this before, but this is a perfect way to set it up. I talked about Harry showing up at Windsor with the kids, and they're just going to open the gate. and let him in, and Megan is over there in California. Goodbye. We're done. Well, you know, suits is reamping. So she's seeing the, oh, wait, I can come back.

I can't come back? Yes, for the revamping of suits. That's the first thing I thought of. Oh, 100%. So now, Harry can take the kids to see Grandpa fight battling cancer. You know, and I'm going to stay. I got to do a little work. I got to do a little glad hand.

I'm going to go ahead and get back with the Royals work and then a bye. Oh, 100%. Have a nice day. 100%. It's happening. So we've been predicting the divorce of those two. Yes.

Is that still happening? That's still happening. So we still have a divorce on the table. The last little baby put a crimp in it. Megan. Megan pulled the fast one. Yeah, she tricked them. Yeah.

She poked a hole in the condom. Yeah. Yes, she did. Wow. You know, I don't know that the prince or the, you know, where's a condo, but he's a prince. How can you say no to Megan, too? That's a good point. That's good point.

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comment about them all but I do see them so thank you for sending them but I got an email from Allison who tells me that I heard this on the Steve Day Show and thought you would enjoy it. Has he doing a joke of the day?

Has he stealing my bit? Doing a joke of the day? Is that what Steve Days is up to these days on the Blaz Television and Radio Network? Because that won't stand. Other people cannot do jokes. So the joke that Allison claims was told on the Steve Day Show

was why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them. Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? Answer. So when they go to port, they can Scandinavian. Get it? When they go to port, they can Scandinavian. I don't even get a rim shot.

or anything for that? Nothing. All right, fine, whatever. No, I don't want a rim shot for the joke from Steve Day show. Okay, I'm just letting you know that it's not going to stand. Okay, people can't, other shows can't do jokes, okay? Just the way it is. So stupid.

I did have this joke sent in for the joke or thought for the day. And it's actually, well, I'll tell you, I'll read it to you, all right? A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida, goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The manager says, do you have any sales experience? The kid says, yeah, I was a salesman back in Wisconsin, and the boss, like the kid, gave him a job.

Okay, you'll start tomorrow. Come down after we close, and I'll see how you did. On his first day on the job, it was kind of rough, and he thought he got through it, And after the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many customers bought something from you today? Kid says one. Boss is just one?

Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for? Kit says, well, 101,237. And $65. The boss says, 101,237, $1,237. 65 cents. What the heck did you sell?

Because it's first, well, I sold the, I sold, uh, I sold, sold a guy some small fish hooks, and then I sold him a medium fish hook, then I sold him a larger fish hook, and then I sold him a fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said, down the coast,

so I told him he was going to need a boat. So we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Kraft. And then he said he didn't have his Honda Civic, would know if his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department, and I sold him a four-by-four exposition. Expedition.

and the boss said The guy came in here to buy a fish hook And you told him a boat and a truck The kid said, oh no Oh no The guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife And I said, dude, your weekend's shot You should go fishing

Yeah, see Steve Days do that one Okay All right, yeah That's what I thought All right, that's enough for today Thanks for listening I'm out of here Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.