Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s Me, Yours Truly… | 3/3/23

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

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Okay, so a mother and a daughter who were found dead in a London flat, and it's a sad story. Obviously, they both died and they were in their apartment. I'm sorry, they're flat. But in the story, it talks about they had not been seen by their neighbors for seven months. Could you go? seven months in your home without one of your neighbors going

I haven't seen him in a while what's the over and under on what you could say because I really trying to think without a garage door opening or maybe you see the car how long it would take me to say oh man that car hasn't moved in a while you know I don't

I wonder what's going on over there I don't know how long it would be because my neighbors you know we kind of see each other we don't really interact much, but we do see each other. We know, I see proof of life. But in an apartment complex like that,

where it's just a door? Seven months. Seven months where they were in this apartment. No one had seen them. And I mean, after seven months, you're starting to get a whiff of something going on. And it ain't pretty. Oh, we would sit one apartment,

I'm sorry, one other flat dweller. said, oh, we'd still say hello to each other. We saw each other on the stairs or whatever. But last time I remember seeing them was in March or April. You know, we just get so darn busy. It's just amazing to me that someone could be not seen for seven months. And no one says anything. Wow.

Seven months. I'm probably looking. My neighbor's really good. I haven't seen him in quite some time. I'm happy about it, too. I would hope that someone within three months, if you haven't seen me in three months, stop by. If I haven't tweeted anything,

if I haven't Instagrammed or there's no new chewing the fat, anything like that, stop by just to see how I'm doing. Would you please, thank you. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Soot-like whiskey fungus is spreading in Tennessee. And people aren't happy about it.

It's out of control, and it's from Jack Daniels. The fungus named Baudinia. It's Baudinia, Campanine, Nes, S, Siss, Siss, Siss. Amorphophalus. Yeah, no, it's not that, but it could be. After a distiller, who first made note of it in 1870, feeds off of ethanol vapors released during the whiskey aging process.

For months, residents of the rural Tennessee County where Jack Daniels has six barrel houses and plans to build up to 20 have complained that the fungus coats basically all outdoor surfaces, trees, house siding, patio furniture. Now, according to this, studies have shown,

ah, you're fine. It's not hazardous to humans. You're fine. Quit your wine and it's just a fungus, okay? So it dirties up everything but doesn't damage the property. Residents are a little upset with Jack Daniels over its spread, and they're filing a lawsuit that ultimately forced a company to stop construction on the new barrel houses. So they're asking for an environmental study from Jack Daniels to see if the vapors or fungus harm humans,

and they want them to install an air filtration system to slow the spread. And the company is like, yeah, we're not going to add air filtration systems. That'll impact the whiskey's flavor. We're not doing that. So good luck. But for those of you living in Tennessee, if you weren't aware of the Bawadonia Companianicistis, it's just a fungus and you're fine. So quit your whining.

Speaking of fungus among us, I mentioned this at the beginning of Pat Gray Unleashed this morning. And I find this very hard to believe. Okay. Well, let me rephrase that. All right. This is, the study is probably real. I just think that it doesn't make it a fact. Okay.

So the study is that what a burger, the Texas burger chain. What a burger, ranked first, first, serving up the healthiest cheeseburgers with a rating of 8.4 in a 10-point scale. I mean, I find that difficult to believe. It doesn't make it so. This grambling.com study, it just doesn't make it so. In-and-out burger is number two. And not number two in that way, but number two in the list. Okay?

although all of this that we're talking about ends up as number two. Anyway, don't worry about that. Anyway, so they ended up with an 8.2 rating. Now, according to the In-N-Out website, the standard cheeseburger, and it's been a while, I almost pulled into an In-N-Out burger not long ago, man. I just started taking number two, double-double. Let's go.

Let's move on, man. Double-double. Yeah, I decided to get the number two, and then I went, now give me the double-double. Let me eat! So their standard cheeseburger with onion equals about 480 calories. With 27 grams of fat, 1,000 milligrams of sodium, and 10 grams of sugar. Wow.

So you can choose to get the burger protein style, according to this story, where you sub lettuce for the bun. Yeah, that's not going to happen. That will never happen in my entire life. someone would say, oh, here's a burger with lettuce as the buns. You know, take it back. I'm not eating it. It's not happening. That turns into 330 calories.

Okay, so wait, I could get, I can replace the buns for lettuce, which, again, is not ever, ever going to happen. But let's say it does. I'm only saving 330 calories. I'm saving 150 calories. No, it's not happening. I don't care where they rank That's not happening Okay

And it has nothing to do with where they rank Because this is saving calories And in and up burger So what? It doesn't say the This is the skinniest burger you can eat No, they're talking about the healthiest Well, I guess it does have something to do with it then It's the healthiest.

Eh, never mind what I said. But there's no, have you? I don't know. I know that people from Texas are big What a Burger fans they're wrong. They are incorrect. What a burger is nowhere near as good as in and out for sure.

There's no doubt about that. And now In and Out is starting to expand too. They're moving out. And their big deal is that they want their meat within, I feel like it's within a 12-hour drive or something of their restaurants. So when they open up new restaurants and out of states, they have to open up new warehouses to stay with them. the original in and out plan.

In third place, checkers and rallies tied with a 6-3. Wait in a long time. I've been a long time. I was a fan of checkers, for a long time. They used to have the, when I lived in Tampa Bay, they used to have the Sunday, like

a dollar burger day or whatever to go during football season. I mean, you go home with a bag of burgers, man. Live in large, man. You sure are, fat man. I know. Calvers, then Culver's.

I've never had a Culver's, although every time I mentioned Culver's on the show, somebody goes, I love Culver's. So, okay, well, I've never had one. They're in fourth place. Then Del Taco with a 5-5, Dairy Queen with a 5-2. That's the top 5.

Wow. Five guys, Carl's Jr., McDonald's, and Wendy's, all scored below 5. Wendy's came in dead. last. Wow. So, yeah, this is okay, so this is healthy.

This is not good. It doesn't mean that it's good. So that means that makes Waddeberger even worse than I thought because they're healthier and they don't taste good. The Texas people hate me so much

for disliking Waddenberg. I can't tell you how much they hate me. And I'm not changing my view. I'm sorry. No. I'm not doing it. You can't make me. I'm not doing it. I know there's no better burger than Shake Shack, or at least for sure, the Shake Shack in Manhattan. We've been to the Shake Shack. There's two of them here in our neck of the woods,

and they're both really good. I love them. Shake Shack burgers and fries are outstanding. I will say this, though. The name of the restaurant is mislating because I never liked their shakes. The shakes are... I'd rather have a Shake Shack Burger and fries and get a shake from like steak and shake.

Then I make a quick style. Shake it and the steak and shake. It's not even though it hardly exist anymore. We're so good. But chilies and those were good for you too. You get a steak and shake double with fries and chili and cheese and crackers and more cheese. I just give me another burger with that too.

It's a surprise they don't make. the healthy list. It really is. As a surprise, I don't make the healthy list. I know. Right? All right, let's go to the break room and drink something healthy, shall we? So Alex Murdoe found guilty, convicted on all four counts that he was facing. Two counts of murder. Two counts of possession. of a weapon and a commission of a violent crime. Guilty.

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. I mean, holy cow. He was sentenced this morning. Before his sentencing, people were asking who they thought was the expert. O.J. Simpson.

What could possibly, you know, what's going through his mind? OJ had some thoughts on his Twitter account at OJ. What is OJ's actual Twitter account? I probably should know. The real OJ 32. Yeah, be sure to follow that. Hey, Twitter world is me, yours truly.

Well, a whole lot of people ask me what I think about this. Every video OJ posts is, hey, Twitter world, it's yours truly. I freaking love him. He is out. standing, man. He is just, anyway, he's, people were asking. I'm sorry, go ahead, OJ. Hey, Twitter world is me, yours truly.

Well, a whole lot of people asking me what I think about this, Alex Murdoch trial. I don't know why they think I'm an expert on it, but I got to admit, when he took the stand, a guy who's an habitual liar, I did watch. When the trial first started, I watched him take the stand, and I thought it was probably a mistake because of a guy.

D. It's an admitted liar, and it's hard for me to think he can be on the stand five, six, seven, eight days without lying. Question is, what did he lie about? Okay, all right. Thank you. I appreciate it. I can't take it anymore. But just know that, I mean, it's only a couple of minutes long.

O.J. babbling on about Alex Murdoch. Of course, Alex Murdoch was the one who was sentenced. today for a guilty. I mean, holy life in prison, man. Had a life of luxury. And now he's living in prison. Bad, bad, bad, bad. And the jury took a whole three hours.

They were sure, man. They were 100% sure. This guy was guilty. I will say, though, I think they're, in my estimation, I didn't listen to any of the attorneys speaking or anything yet, but in my this grounds for appeal are there already i don't know if he'll actually spend time in prison yet maybe they'll ship him right now maybe he goes right now been convicted go and then you could you know you do all your appeals later if we need you we'll send for you how about that so

you know maybe that'll happen but i feel like some of that testimony that happened in the trial shouldn't have happened i'll have back stuff about robin his his clients and all that kind of stuff that had nothing to do with the murder i mean they made the case obviously that it did and those were the you know he didn't want to get caught and all that stuff i just feel like i don't know you know why he's guilty never mind he's guilty maybe he shouldn't have murdered the wife and the kid okay right remember that the original story was where he hired the guy to kill himself but he didn't that guy that never happened and they didn't allow that in the trial that testimony about the where he hired the guy to kill him for the insurance

money for his family, which is really a strange, convoluted kind of thing. Because so he did, that did go all the way through. So then he ended up killing them. Weird. Weird. But I don't understand why people want to know from a find out from OJ either. It doesn't make any sense. Why he would be the expert.

He talked about it. Was that the one where he talked about the sheriffs that had him in jail when he was on trial? All right. Do we still have a, let O.J. Tell you about what the sheriff's told him when he was in jail about liars? I realized in watching them testify what he was doing. He was just trying to relate to one or two of those jurors that he was a good old boy. Good for you, O.J.

And I'm not sure he didn't succeed in doing that. We know how he did. I am not qualified to. Pre-sentencing. Really say if the guy did it or he didn't do it. you know, if a juror miss an hour of testimony, they no longer qualified. I've missed days that I haven't watched this. But for what I've seen, do I think it's more likely that he did it?

Yes. But more likely equals reasonable doubt. So, from what I know, I would have to say there's a lot of reasonable doubt there. He's going to go to jail for all the thievery he did, still in millions of dollars of people. I think he should be looked at more about the death of his housekeeper a few years ago where he ended up with $4 million of the insurance money. I think they should take a hard look. Do you, O.J.

Do you? It wouldn't surprise me in the lease if this guy beats this case. He's going to go to jail. He's going to go to jail for all the money he stole. I'm curious there. The next one is where he talks about the sheriffs. I got nine to 33 years. Oh, wait.

33 years because I caught some guys trying to sell my stolen property and I yelled at them. Even they didn't think I should go to Joel and the judge gave. Yeah. Right. Actually stopped. I'm trying to see. There wasn't any gunshots. There wasn't any guns jobs.

There were guns involved. I was up there with guys who had robbed casinos and rob banks two or three times. And we know this story. They had half the time or third of the time that I got. So I'm always curious to see what kind of. crime these guys. What was the other one, though? You know, that one murder charge thing.

But I caught guys still in my stolen property. Yeah, play the other one. The other one is where he talks about what the shares told me. I just told a buddy of mine, we're on the phone. And we were talking about this murder case. And I said, well, you know, because I was watching the bird dog case. You know, I think the guy might be able to get some reasonable doubt there. But I said, if the verdict comes back tomorrow, he's going to be guilty.

If the verdict comes back next week sometime. That means they're probably fighting and there's probably some disagreement in it. One thing that I was told by the lieutenant of the sheriff's department when I was incarcerated in one of my cases. And after the police officers had testified in my case, all of the sheriff's department, they ran the jail, not the prison, but they ran the jail and that's why I was been housed. they said, you're going home. I said, well, how can you guys be so sure? They said, when a jury see somebody is lying, especially police officers, they won't convict.

And like it or not, those police officers was pretty apparent that they were lying about stuff. Well, that seemed to be the case here with Murdoch. The one thing that the jury must have seen is that the guy's a liar, and once the guy's a liar, you can't believe anything he says. Now, I thought, as I said, I didn't watch the whole case, so I don't know. I'm not qualified to render a judgment one way or the other because I didn't watch it all. But I know the guy's a liar.

It's hard for me to think that he could have been on the stands five, six, seven days without lying. And I guess that's the way the jury saw. Yeah, no kidding. Thank you. It's done. Thank you, OJ. I appreciate it. What is that?

I must have been on OJ's end. I kept hearing this like the TV or radio on. OJ, bro, bro, juice, I love you, man. I love you, okay? I was a fan of you. I still am. I still am, you know, kind of. But, dude, when you're, you know, I know,

I know you're just doing a quick video for the Twitter world for yours truly, from yours truly. You know, mute the TV. Okay, shut the radio off, something. Turn the golf channel off. Something, all right? You just calm down. I don't want to hear it.

Nobody wants to hear it on the back end of your Twitter feed. So OJ told us about the Murdoch trial. I'm going to tell you about the Murdoch trial. You're filed guilt. I can't let that go. I'm sorry, I need to. I know. I know.

I just, I can't. So I'm not going to, and you can't make me. So we were finished with the Alex Murdoch case, Murdoch case, whoever you're talking about. That case is over. But we will have a big case coming up now that we can all follow us, the Michael Irving case, that happened over during the Super Bowl where Marriott

kicked him out and then the NFL network kicked him off set him home so he has now filed a lawsuit against Marriott for $100 million. And things he's also a judge has ordered that Marriott

turn over all the video that they have all the information that they have because Michael is like Nothing happened. All right. I mean, I've been, nothing happened. There's video. He's got a few people giving testimony, or at least, well, not legal testimony, but who have

said, you know, they were there, witnesses, and that, you know, nothing happened. Well, Marriott has responded to Michael Irvin's lawsuit, arguing that it doesn't own the hotel where the incident with the employee allegedly occurred and suggesting that Irvin made harassing and inappropriate comments. Well, a couple things with that. Hey, Marriott, shut up. All right, nobody's, what do you, Donald Trump? All of a sudden, it's just my name on the thing.

I don't own it. It's just my name. Okay, thank you. So we'll see what happens and what comes of that. But I have a feeling that they didn't expect Michael. I bet you they didn't expect Michael. I bet you they didn't expect Michael to get booted from NFL network and then it turned around and made such a big deal.

Because because of that, Michael's like, these are not his words. What the heck is going on? Michael Irvin. What the heck is going on? Who do you think you're messing with? That's not a quote from Michael. That's just me pretending to be Michael. And he was probably a little bit more upset.

And so he's, I mean, he absolutely is fighting back. And he's fighting back hard. Like, no, I'm not taking this. You're not kicking me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm Michael Irvin. I have a reputation. Good.

Now, if it comes out that he really was being a dirtbag, then he's done for it. I mean, the Michael Irvin model is done. Right? His model is done. There's no more Michael Irvin the way we know, Michael Irvin. and Michael will be the new OJ posting videos on Twitter. Hey, Twitter, yours truly here, and it'll be Michael Irwin, it won't be OJ.

But I feel like, at least I want to believe that Michael's right. He's fighting this so hard because he's right. And nothing happened. And these people were just mad because maybe he didn't sign something, or maybe she wanted something to happen, and it didn't. And Michael was, he was busy, and he just, said hello and was nice and went up to his room. That's what he'll, that's what he's leading us to believe in all of this.

And other witnesses have said that. So I'm looking forward to more and more of that. But Marriott, you're not getting away with that. Well, we don't own it. That's not ours. Okay. All right. No problem.

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So who died today? Who died today? Well, Wayne Shorter. Wayne Shorter. Saxophoneist dies at 89 years of age. I really did like Wayne Shorter. He's 12-time Grammy-winning saxophonist and composer. He did some great stuff.

A lot of his stuff was, you know, you'd... It's a saxophone player. But I really was... I was forced to really get into jazz over the years. I had a few roommates that really loved it, and so they were listening to it. And I remember one friend of mine forever when I was a little kid, his dad ran a music store.

And we used to deliver pianos and organs all through high school. That's how we made our dope money. And we delivered pianos and organs all over the great state of Michigan, I might add. I've hauled pianos upstairs, downstairs, around corners, everywhere. Put them on skids, put them on their sides.

Well, you have to have the piano. It's just one stairway. It's only 8 billion stairs, but it's just one stairway. I'm delivering them all over. Anyway, he was a big jazz guy, played the xyleophone, played the piano,

and he, we would be up at their cottage in the summertime, and he would just, you know, he would be heavily inebriated. Jack would get really drunk, and then he would just play his jazz records, and he would tell us stories about the jazz people

playing on the album. Awesome. Just awesome. And so, I mean, Wayne, of course, was one of those, the saxophones, who is dead at the age of 89. Also, another 89-year-old, they're dropping, man. 89-year-olds are dropping fast. Former France forward, Just Fontaine. Dead.

Record 13 goals in a single World Cup. You don't get that. Holy cow, we're lucky to get half a goal. Just Fontaine, dead at the age of... 89. And one more person. Today it is a person not a place or thing. The man Larry Hunt, Larry Hunt dead at the age of 64. Larry Hunt, better known as the Bucket Man. He played Bucket at Madonna Market Street in San Francisco. I know. Sad he was in the Will Smith movie. He played, he's gone to Europe. He's done a TED Talk.

And you see him with his five-gallon drums and his water jugs and other odds and ends that he was playing down on Market Street. I feel like I've seen him before. I feel like I actually did see him when we were in San Francisco because we were down on Marcus Street. And there were some fun down on Market Street when we were there in San Francisco. And I feel like I was there. I didn't realize I was actually seeing a legend bucket man. But he has died. Ooh, they have a video of Bucket Man playing.

Hold on. Let's see if that's worthy. No, I don't think that was actually the bucket man. Let me play the video again. I guess it was. Rest in peace, Larry Hunt, the bucket man. Well, as long as we're still in who died today, it really isn't anyone specifically who died today.

But I did see where the UK intelligence has now admitted to a significant opportunity. They missed a significant opportunity to intervene and prevent bombing that left 22 people dead and injured and more than a thousand, I'm sorry, 22 people dead and more than a thousand injured at an Ariana Grande concert in 2017. That's pretty incredible. I mean, that's, we missed a significant opportunity. Wow. Okay.

Gathering covert intelligence is difficult. Well, yeah, but that's what you guys do, right? Yeah, we managed to, you know, we get some, we get others, and, darn, we just, we got the intelligence that was, you know, there was a car with explosives and we just didn't do anything with it. Wow. Okay. An officer admitted they considered a possible pressing national security concern

on one of them, but did not immediately discuss it with colleagues. and did not write up a report the same day. Okay. That's very sad. That's very sad news. And, you know, I know a lot of times when they close down things because there's a package on the stairway of a courthouse.

I know this is the UK. I'm coming back over to the United States here. But, and I joke around, come on, it's a package. Can we just send somebody up to get it? But if they honestly have some sort of intelligence that says that it's a possible that it's a bomb, we need to get the people away from there and send the robot in

and see if it actually is a bomb and not just toothpaste. I mean, they need to act. There's no doubt about that. Very sad. Very sad. I see where Salesforce, that's being of sad, slashed another 8,000 jobs over this total year,

this past year. However, we note now that they pay Matthew McConaughey, $10 million a year. Matthew McConaughey, $10 million a year to be a creative advisor and a TV commercial star. I mean, I'm all, I am not, I am not against Matthew McConaughey making any amount of money. Good for him. Good for him. In fact, I would just like to say to sales force, I'll do it.

it for five. I'll hear for you for five million. You know, there may be, you put, you put me and Matthew McConae side by side, you can't tell the difference. You won't, I'll, I'll, I'll post a picture of me and Matthew McConae, you won't be able to, you won't be able to tell the difference.

So I'll do it for five, okay? I mean, people are all wound up about this. Come on now. He's tried to, at least with his, you know, commercials and create. creative advisors, as his title of creative advisor, he's trying to at least keep those jobs viable. I mean, salesworth could have maybe close the doors if it wasn't for that.

So don't start with me getting mad at people representing companies like that. And, well, we could have paid employees that. But in the long run, it would mean more for the company to let those people go and keep the one person making $10 million because that person will create more jobs in the future. I know. If you're one of the 8,000 people, though, you don't see it that way.

And I don't know that I would either. But, you know, when you look like Matthew McConaug, what are you going to do? Speaking of Matthew McConaughey, I see where his wife, she was on board of the Lufanza flight that dropped over 4,000 feet amid the wind turbulence, injured seven people.

So she was a passenger on the Wednesday night flight from Austin, Texas to Frankfurt, Germany that experienced that turbulence. The plane dropped 4,000 feet during the turbulence. Seven people suffering injuries and it was diverted to Washington, D.C. She described the turbulence as chaos. And that's the story where I was thinking, where we talked about yesterday, I think, during overtime, where I was like, look at all the stuff everywhere. What are we at home?

You get that on the airplane and you've got to show. shoes off, you're sitting back, you got the laptop out, you got the phone out, and we're just all these people, you know, feeling at home. Well, I mean, it was actually, you know, dropped 4,000 feet pretty fast due to this turbulence. So no matter how you were in your seat, something is going to happen. And it did injure some people and pretty frightening, I guess, a lot of chaos. if you're flying from Austin to Germany, and all of a sudden it's like dropping down 4,000 feet, I'm guessing you think it's over.

You're saying your prayers. If you believe in that kind of thing, I mean, if you don't believe of that thing, no, I didn't say that, but I'm sure that you did. She said that she was on the plane, and she did share a brief, video showing food and other items all over the place. Yeah, we saw all the videos of all the stuff everywhere that was crazy on the flight.

She said everyone was okay, except, you know, there were some people that ended up getting injured. And she said, and we made it to the bar with one minute before closing. Getting on a new flight today. Don't worry about it. We're back on that day. I got to get to Frankfurt, Germany. How many times you said that in your life?

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19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1-8664. So the tragic train crash in Greece, where they had the head-on-on-allon, a freight train and a freight train. Apparently they're throwing one of the workers under the bus or under the train, so to speak. Human error. Human error. Sorry about it. They have arrested 59-year-old stationmaster. And they say that it's because of him that 43 people, killing at least 43 people, derailing several carriages and causing an explosion.

Now, the station master in the nearby city of Alarisa has been seen as responsible for the trains ending up on the same track. Now, he has said that, uh, no, that was, uh, some kind of machine failure was not me. he was arrested for a manslaughter by negligence and grievous bodily harm by negligence and two other people are being questions the Greek transport minister also resigned Wednesday so if the transport minister resigned

why did the transport minister resign over a train accident that I mean they're already blaming the station master weird we certainly wouldn't want any of our transportation people to resign we wouldn't want that here in this country no sir so that's still being an investigation but it was horrible and according to this

350 people were traveling on that train the fire department said temperatures in the burning carriages were 2,370 degrees Fahrenheit so they're not quite sure they're having a tough time identifying the remains. Wow. So if you like to get some life insurance money,

you could probably say your mom was a stop it. Just stop it. If you're in Greece, though, I guess they're protesting over there too now. It was an accident. I mean, you're in trouble as a country. And we're right there in the United States with you. when a train crash creates people protesting the government.

Wow. Okay. All right. All right. And then when you go over to Spain, we've got some great news in Spain too. So that's going on in Greece. Now, in Spain,

they are the first country now to offer menstrual leave joining the Asian nations that give workers the right to take time off for a period. pain. I mean, that's good. I don't know that I, I don't know that I disagree with that, because I'd rather, if you're suffering from period pain, stay home. Don't nobody want to see you here. All cranky. Wow, what is wrong with her today? Oh, period pain. Oh, yeah. Oh, remember the old joke? We can't even make the joke. Now we get to make the joke again. We got in trouble for making the joke. Ooh, it's probably that time of month again. Yeah. Looks like

she's putting on a little weight. Oh, she's a little bloated. You know, it's that time of month again. We couldn't make those jokes now. We had to stop making those jokes because, oh, no, we can't be making fun of women. And their monthly, when he visits, the monthly devil visits. But now they want the time off.

Yeah, oh, yeah, no. I'm in a lot of pain. I can't come to work today. So anyway, good. I don't want to see you around here anyway. Stay home. I've had period pain for 30 years. stay home then

now they also in Spain have decriminalize it's just a joke by the way don't calm down with I don't want to hear from you they'll be emailing the fat of the blaze dot com they'll be tagging me at jeffy jf r on Twitter Jeff Fisher Radio

Facebook and Instagram oh you bastard you don't know what it's like yeah I got it okay I've got plenty of women in my life some have left new ones came in I know, I understand, okay?

I got it. So just go get your hot water bottle and calm down. Settle down over there. I'll leave the dishes for you until you feel better. I'll worry about it. Anyway, Spain, keep digging the whole deeper. The Spain has decriminalized sex acts with animals. as long as there's no physical injury.

Arriba, Arriba. No, that's Spain. Those are avocados from Mexico. Avocados from Mexico. Yeah. It doesn't say anything about avocados or Mexico. This is Spain. Arriva, Arriba.

All right. That's why Spanish. So, Beastiality will no longer be considered a criminal offense. if there are no injuries to the animal. So how are you doing? Are you okay? Did that big boy get you? That is no injuries.

He's fine. Okay. It's established a new penal code through the new animal welfare law promoted by Minister Lone Badaura that was approved in Congress the first part of February. So it was illegal for a long time.

you can be punished to three months and one day to one, you've been from three months to a year in prison. But no more. You don't have to worry about it. You just make sure that, make sure the animal says

that he wasn't hurt. That's all you have to do. I don't even do. Or maybe you just don't hurt the animal. Or you know what? Here's an idea. Maybe you just don't do that to the animal. Here's a thought.

That's just the thought. I talked to a guy once. I think I told you the story before. He won a tattoo. I was doing a night show. This was in Tampa. We were doing a night show, and he won a tattoo.

He wanted an American flag tattoo. He's from Columbia. And he was a Columbia fighter. I mean, he was down there. He was a military guy. He was loved this country. He came to this country. He was tired of fighting.

He wanted to be American, had an American flag tattoo. But he talked about being in the jungles and coming up, him and his partners. And I have the audio somewhere. I don't know where it is. But he gave us a,

a sound of what it's like when they do donkeys in the jungle. He told us the whole story. It was awesome. It was so bad it was awesome. But he's getting a tattoo on the air as part of our bit for the show, and he's telling us the story about doing these donkeys in Columbia. And he makes the sound like the donkeys and everything. It was so good.

I hope he's doing okay. I hope he didn't catch anything from the donkeys. I don't think any donkeys were harmed, so he'd be fine if he was in Spain. No, that's not him. Although that could have been him, because I think we were laughing and applauding like that on the show. That might be actual audio from the show.

I mean, it's just amazing. Look, he was fighting. He was fighting down there in the jungles. You're out in the jungle. What are you going to do? You need to take care of some business and some business, and there's a donkey. Business.

Yeah, and you just never know. I mean, I see they're advertising Virgin Voyages for this adults-only luxury cruise. I mean, they might as well just to come out and say it. Right? Come on now. I mean, Virgin Voyages. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Entertainment. Michelin Star Dining. And business. with anyone I want to see you come with a group come with two come with one

but come setting sail next month I mean that's what they're talking about adults only cruises no they're talking about okay all right all right we got the commercials over for Virgin

Richard if you'd like me to do the commercials for you I'm in I know McCona he's a little busy with Salesforce. So if you need me to do some commercials for you, Mr. Branson, you come on. Give me a call. I'm happy to do your adults-only virgin cruises, okay?

I'm all there for you. Yoga cooking. Wait a minute. Yoga. Cooking classes and live entertainment. Bejurly fun. I got to stop. I was almost going to say some bad things.

I was going to, probably Richard would be mad at me, and then I wouldn't be able to get the gig. So we'll just say that if you wanted to go on the Virgin Adult Only Cruise. Oh, okay, this is where it's going. Adult only on Virgin Cruises. From Bimony to St. Croix. The Caribbean charm is a typical maiden voyage for Virgin

cruisers. We have a virgin voyage, adults only guaranteed. Name of the cruise line will be the only thing that's a virgin when we're done. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.