Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s My Science… | 5/1/23

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

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A day to remind humanity that anything can be achieved when we attune our minds to the frequency of unconditional love. Oh, you know, like Jonathan M. In Europe, the Hague district court has ruled that Jonathan needs to immediately stop donating his sperm under Dutch privacy rules. The court also ruled that the sperm still in storage should be destroyed, except if it was already reserved for parents. Huh. So, apparently he lied to parents. He deliberately misinformed them about how many children he had already fathered.

and how many he was still planning to father. Now, the clinic guidelines say donors are only allowed to father a maximum of 25 children with 12 mothers. According to the doctors at the clinic, that prevents inbreeding, incest, and psychological problems for donor children. Well, Jonathan M. donated at 13 clinics in the Netherlands and abroad. And he went the extra mile to help his 550 plus children connect with their roots by creating an online platform to voluntarily decide to bond with their siblings or biological father. He said his approach to parenting children should be considered an entirely new concept. Isn't that special? So, man, nothing.

Nothing says love on world. Love Day. I'm sorry, Global Love Day. Like spreading your sperm at sperm donor banks for over 550 children. I don't know that you could remember all their names.

Welcome! Welcome to chewing the fat. Well, since it is Global Love Day, we'll continue on that theme for a few stories anyway. You know how everyone loves to the idea of eating at a Michelin Star restaurant. Most people anyway, I usually don't because they all have to have some kind of boogey sauce and

they try to outdo each other. Well, that's exactly what happened here in Spain. This chef, the Michelin Star chef, has decided, you know what I need to do is I need to add fish semen. I'm going to start serving that. What? There was no sheep testicles or tuna eyeballs for you? No what? No, no, no. I just, you know what? I went to Japan and the chef Hirosato had me try a dish called Shiraka, which is wonderful. And it's a white paste made from fish semen, which is mainly served on the top of rice or even custard.

Yum, yum. The Japanese delicacy is revered, is it, for its silky smooth texture and striking sea-like flavor, and is mainly extracted from pufferfish, monkfish, and sometimes even god. Now, when you ask yourself, well, hey, how do you get that? Am I the guy extracting the old fish, Stephen? What are we doing for that? I know what comes to mind, but I don't think that that's the way they do it.

Is it? No. You extract the pink or white-tone semen out of the aquatic vertebrae, which apparently is very difficult. You have to gently separate the sperm sacks before extracting it. That's not the way I was picturing in my head, to be honest with you. apparently the dish isn't too popular outside of Japan. Really?

Yeah. I guess Romanians extract a little fish goo from a river carp and use it to make a Lapti, which vegetarians also recreate using potatoes, mushrooms. Oh, okay. Nastiness. So the Michelin Star ref, the Michelin Star chef wants to bring this, this, this delicious delicious dish to his diver XO restaurant in Madrid.

And he said, I tried it. It was grilled puffer fish semen, and it blew my mind. Okay. No problem. Thank you. I won't be going to your restaurant. I don't plan on being in Madrid anytime soon anyway.

But still, it's not on the menu right now at the restaurant, so we're probably not going to get it anytime soon. But we can only hope that the next time that we go to this man's restaurant in Madrid, that it's on the menu. Yum, yum. Now, as long as we're eating at a Michelin-Star restaurant, along with the other Horty Toits, let's go to the L.A. Philharmonic with the Horty Toits that visit that. And apparently, the L.A. Philharmonic was performing Chikowski's fifth

symphony when one woman apparently had a very loud orgasm from the balcony. It was packed at the Walt Disney concert hall. Everyone kind of turned to see what was happening. I saw the girl after it happened and I assumed that she had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing and her partner was smiling and looking at her like in an effort to not shame her. It was quite beautiful. Was it? Now, there's audio. I mean, I can see how it happens. I mean, especially in the middle of Chikowsky's fifth. Wow. I mean, nothing says, let's take care of a little business like that. I mean, you can see how it would happen.

I'm sure it's happened before, just not as loud. Now, I was listening to the audio clip that's gone viral, and I'm not sure that we can actually hear her. And they always put in the, when Harry met Sally Clip, you know, the movie from 1989 with Bill Crystal and Meg Ryan, I'm sorry, Billy Crystal, and Meg Ryan, and so, you know, that movie where Meg Ryan has an orgasm with Billy Crystal at a restaurant table, and

then the old lady, which I believe was Billy Crystal's mother. If I remember right, I think that was Billy Crystal's, but it was one of their mothers. It was either Meg's mother or Billy's mother who said, I'll have after she did it, she told the waiter, I'll have what she's having. And you always have to, you know, have that in your stories anytime someone has a public orgasm. That's just a rule of law, I'm told.

Or at least, that certainly appears to be. And so let's see if we can hear our girl become happy. Yeah. So she was in the balcony. Oh, God. Here we go. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. I believe they still, to this day, have a Meg Ryan when Harry met Sally orgasm contest at this restaurant in New York. What's the name of that stupid restaurant? Oh, yeah, Katz's. Catses. Cats is sandwich diner. Catses in Manhattan. Yeah, I mean, it's a famous, you know, diner. And it's not stupid at all.

Cats is, okay, I'm just the way I furnished. And I see. As I'm looking up, uh, Kansas daughter, I see that it was Rob Reiner's mom, not Billy Crystal, or Meg Ryan's mom. But it was one of their mothers.

It was Rob Reiner's mom. So, you know, I'll have what she's having. And as long as we're in L.A., we might as well stay there. I see where, uh, Saturday night at the Hollywood Bowl, uh,

we had the big birthday party for Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson turned 90 years old this weekend. Willie Nelson. And I posted something on my Instagram story on at Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram with a picture of Willie Nelson. And the caption is, I think youngsters need to start thinking about what kind of world they're going to leave for me and Keith Richards signed Willie Nelson. Think about it.

So he just had a big birthday party at the Hollywood Bowl. And everybody was there, a couple of nights. Neil Young was there. You know, all the big stars when I say big stars, along with Neil Young. Owen Wilson was one of the emcees, Helen Marin, Ethan Hawk, Jennifer Garner. All the who's who, George Strait was there. They all, you know, showed up. Snoop Dog came out and said, roll me up and smoke me when I die.

They sang with Willie. I guess Willie just sat on stage because he doesn't stand much. I've seen Willie a couple of times live. I enjoy his shows. All the heck. I'm a fan. I've been a fan. And he was a great show to see.

and I mean, as long as you're seeing Willie Nelson, you might as well plan on I don't know, even getting a second-hand buzz at a Willie Nelson show. Because if it was not Willie smoking, somebody is. Now, he claimed a while ago that he stopped smoking pot and that he just eats the gummies now because his lungs

can't take the smoke. Huh. Okay. All right. If you say so. So we had the big party, and I'm sure that we'll get to see that on some streaming platform. very, very soon, the Willie Nelson 90th birthday party, which ended with him singing a Mac Davis song. It's hard to be humble. So I'm sure that, look, it is hard to be humble. You know, when you're perfect in every way. Even if you're perfect in every way with helps

from plastic surgery, Madonna is said to going, it's said to be, she's going to slowly dissolve fillers ahead of her upcoming tour after backlash. Now, the backlash happened, I don't know, way back in February, seemed like a thousand years ago. And she criticized people for saying, once again, I'm in the glare of ageism and misogyny that permeates the world we live in. I, you know, I'm 64 years old. I've never apologized for any of the creative choices I have made, nor the way I look or dress, and I'm not going to start.

However, her upcoming tour is set to kick off in July, and she wants to continually reinvent herself, and she apparently is reassessing her face. She's hinted. She wants a more natural look and might be willing to get some of the fillers dissolved to speed up the process. She's desperate to undo some of the fillers and work she's had done before she embarks on her tour. Ha! Ha, ha, ha. And in the story, it goes on, it should quote, chewing the fat and Jeff Fisher. Yes, the quote is, three cuts to clown face.

Thank you. It says in the story, it all started with a few nips and tucks. Yeah, then it turned into an endless cycle of fillers and lifts. She keeps tweaking and messing with her face and still not satisfied. Yes, thank you. It's a scientific term. I don't know why they keep dancing around it. The scientific term is three cuts to clown face, which is a theory that I have turned into a scientific fact.

It's always three cuts to clown face. The first one looks really good, and you love it. And so you might as well get one more because the first one looked great. Let's just do a little bit over here. And the second one isn't quite as good as the first one. And you want it, oh gosh, darn it. It's not, doesn't do it as quite as good as the first one look. So let's get one more to make the second one look better so it looks as good as the first one.

the third one. And that one doesn't look as good as the second one, which didn't look as good as the first one. And you're well on your way. Three cuts to Cloudface. It's science. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Wow, congratulations are in order to the Super Mario Brothers movie, officially the first film of 2023 to cross the coveted $1 billion milestone at the global box office. As of Sunday, 26 days after the release, the movie from

Universal Illumination and Nintendo crossed 490 million in North America, 532 million internationally. It's over the billion dollar mark. It's only the fifth movie of pandemic times to join the

$1 billion club following Spider-Man No Way Home, Top Gun, Jurassic World, and Avatar the Way of Water. I mean, holy cow. I mean, it opened with a $204 million weekend on its first weekend. So pretty incredible for the Super Mario Brothers movie. I've not seen it yet.

I do want to see it, although I don't know that I want to see it enough. Well, I mean, I think I do know that I don't want to see it enough to give them theater money. But I will see it at some point, just not theater money. There are also a new movie coming out this week, as a matter of fact, from Blaze TV, a mockumentary. It's kind of exciting, actually. We're going to, you know, most of the time in today's world in mainstream, you're not allowed to joke about anything. You have to think about what you have to joke about. But a movie called Reopening.

Reopening, it's kind of a comedy flick. Woke Hollywood would never release. It's a mockumentary following the cast and crew of a small community theater, struggling to reopen during the heart of the COVID-19 pandemic. It's satire. It uses humor to expose and ridicule the insanity that swept a nation during the pandemic. And, you know, we were all a part of that insanity. So this is how we're going to defeat wokeism by laughing at it. So join us Thursday, May 4th.

May the 4th be with you at 8 p.m. east. for the premiere of reopening. We'll be streaming a live pre-show on YouTube and Facebook with members of the cast, but the movie itself will be available exclusively on Blaze TV. So in order to join the fun, head over to blazTV.com slash reopening. Use the promo code reopening to get $20 off your subscription. The blazTV.com reopening, promo code reopening for $20. off. Now, when you subscribe to Blaze TV, you get everything else as well. You get Glenn, you get Pat, you get Steve Dase. You get everything else at Blaze TV. And your subscription also helps in keeping this show chewing the fat free. So I know. I know. You're welcome. I get it. So you're able to subscribe to Blaze TV with BlazTV.com slash reopening. Use the promo code, reopening. You get $20.

off your subscription. I believe that's for a year. And BlazTV.com slash reopening, promo code reopening. Get you the $20 off. It should be fun. And I'm looking forward to seeing it. Oh, boy, this won't be fun if it happens. Those of you listening live, we know today is the 1st of May, 2023. And if production companies and unionized writers don't reach a new contract by midnight tonight, there will be a strike. The writers, I love all the stories. They're going to have to put their number two pencils down. I'm pretty sure they don't use pencils anymore.

But hey, that's, you know, whatever. You make the old-timey joke with the pencils. That's fine by me. So it's the first time in 15 years. The stalemate reflects how streaming has upended TV and film. Yeah, everybody wants a piece of the streaming. The writer's feeling like they aren't seeing any of the pluses from the emergence of all the pluses.

no kidding. Depending on how long the strike lasts, if it does happen. It could send Hollywood into a deep freeze series may go off the air. Productions get delayed. You can plan on seeing a lot more reality shows. I mean, that was, I feel like that was part of the beginning of the reality shows, right? It was the strike. Anyway, we'll see. You know, California is going to be really struggling even more if the writers go on strike. So Hollywood's pivot to streaming, worsened the conditions. And so some of the writer's gripes that made it hard to earn income

as a writer. Yeah, no kidding. Shorter series in previous TV area shows like How I Met Your Mother reliably churned out seasons with 20 plus episodes. Now, streamers are prioritizing seasons with 8 to 12 episodes. Yeah, I really, man, that really

hurts a lot, especially well, there's still shows on network television that give you in the teams as far as the season goes. But there's, I mean, rarely are you getting 20 or more episodes in a season. And streamers, I mean,

forget about it, right? I mean, I'm watching Rabbit Hole and you're watching Succession and you're watching what's the new show? I started watching yesterday. It's pretty good. Yeah, a fatal attraction.

And then so, I don't know how many episodes there are in that first season. But rabbit hole is got eight. The diplomat, which was great, has eight, and they left it open at the end for season two, and there is no

season two yet on the diplomat, so enjoy it while you can because we may not get a season two, and especially, I mean, if you're waiting on season two with a writer strike, ah ha, forget about it. Residuals, historically, if you

had writing credit on a TV show, and that show was aired as a rerun, you'd earn a royalty payment known as a residual. Streaming has disrupted that income stream. Many rooms in the streaming age, writers often work in mini rooms, where they crank out scripts at low wages

for shows that may or may not be made. So there's a lot of frustration. Last month, 97.85% of eligible members of the Writers Guild of America, which represents most of the working writers in Hollywood, voted to authorize a strike if an agreement with major studios wasn't reached. and the most support for a work stoppage in Union history.

Yeah, because everybody wants a piece of the pie. They're making these guys crank out all these shows for nothing. Studios apparently have been stockpiling scripts ahead of this deadline, so you'll get some of the shows continuing for a while. But, I mean, shows that have a billion writers, just to come up with one joke, all the late-night shows. Forget about that. They'll be dancing in the streets.

That might be better than what they come up with with today's world. But we'll see. You know, we're going to end up seeing a let's play hopscotch. And tonight we have this person on. So you have a new movie coming out? Well, we did, but we can't because we need to do some rewrites. And there's nobody to rewrite it. So we'll hope and then it gets out.

How's your new show on Netflix? Well, the second season was halfway done and we haven't finished because we don't have writers for it. So, I mean, we're going to get a lot of that. A lot of that. The last strike lasted 100 days in 2007, 2008. So we'll see. They say that it cost the L.A. economy at that time, $2 billion. That was in 2007, 2008, and that was 100 days. They go on strike in today's world, it'll be more than $2 billion. You can count on that. And I see, speaking of striking, I see where American Airlines pilots, their union is calling for strike authorization as the old contract talks continue. So this might be just a ploy.

No one is striking yet. But the pilots union voted in April on whether to allow members to call a strike. Okay. So they're saying that, hey, we can call a strike. We've got the go ahead to call a strike. But we haven't done it yet. So why don't you give us what we're asking for? Okay.

Okay, we've got the contract talks continuing, but we still could strike. Man, we can strike at any time, and I've already got to go ahead for my members to say, screw you and walk away from this table. So the new contract for Delta Airlines begins March 1st. Delta pilots got a 34% raise, a new four-year deal along with other improvements. So they had approved to strike authorization as well. So we'll see what happens. American,

hopefully American Airlines will get what they want. I hope in the new contract, they have, hey, your flight attendants, your flight waitresses, have to treat people better.

Because I saw a poll somewhere that had Delta as the number one airline. And I believe that. I am aware of, I have dealt with several Delta flight waitresses and waiters, and they are above and beyond probably the best.

at treating customers the best. And that's, I mean, in today's world on airlines, we see the videos all the time. We talk about them all the time on this show. Just agonizing. And sometimes it's the people, too. I know, I know, I got no doubt, doubt, don't look at me like that. I know people have lost their manners as well.

I get it. But sometimes there's issues that can be resolved if the flight attendant or the, you know, Sky Waiters, uh, or waiter, uh, would just say, Hey, hey, hey, take a break. it's okay don't worry about it okay we'll take care of it instead of trying to push back i know it's just me so anyway america could go on strike but it's probably just a ploy writer's strike is midnight tonight that could happen so wasn't that long ago we were asking hey jack nickleson

is he still alive we got those pictures of him outside of his house and nobody had seen him With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. 18 months and he's Mr. Reclues. Well, he's back. He came to the Lakers game this past week and they made a big deal about it. The 86-year-old superfan returned to court side.

with his son and they were they were treated like a king he uh took pictures with everybody uh everybody came over and said hello jack is back they did a whole montage on the big screen it was pretty it was pretty cool that was pretty cool and lebron came over and gave him a hug shook his hand jack is back is what they uh their los angeles twitter account in fact the lakers Twitter account, game six, Jack's back. So it's okay. You know, we've got the NBA playoffs still happening. We've got the, you know, the Lakers are still in it.

No problem. So we'll maybe we'll probably get, we'll get some more Jack as the playoffs continue. I don't know who we got, we've got the Nuggets and Suns and the heat of the Knicks and the 76ers and the Celtics and the Warriors and the Lakers. So it should be some good NBA games left. care about the NBA games. And the NHL playoffs are still going. I was very disappointed.

The Tampa Bay Lightning lost to the Toronto Maple Leafs. It's the first time in a long time that the Maple Leafs has won a series like that. It was very disappointing. Very disappointing that they won. The Maple Leaf's best of seven matchup is six games, winning three of them in overtime. Oh, and they won in Tampa. Very sad. Very, very sad.

So, you know, Toronto is on the run and Tampa Bay, who won back-to-back championships are out now. Very, very, very sad. Anyway, congratulations to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Then we have the NBA player, I mean the NFL draft going on. A lot of stuff happening in the NFL draft. Holy cow. I didn't even mention that Lamar Jackson got paid, signed his deal with the Baltimore Ravens, agreeing on a five-year, $260 million extension, making him the highest paid NFL player.

And not only is the contract $260 million, $255 million, whatever it is, he's guaranteed $185 million of that $260 million. That's pretty sweet. that is pretty darn sweet and he was he was negotiating on his own uh he didn't have a manager which they believe probably is why it took so long to get the deal done was he and his mother are his are his that's his deal so good for him good for lamar getting the money truck backed up to him i see it was really fascinating i was looking at uh quarterbacks now in the NFL. So with Aaron Rogers going from Green Bay to New York, this is his first year at Green Bay, right? So, I mean, for the Jets. So he is now, you know, less than a year with the Jets, right?

He was with, I don't know, Green Bay for 18 years or so. So now the longest tenured quarterback, all right? DEC Prescott with the Dallas Cowboys. I know. incredible. Incredible. So, Dak Prescott became starting quarterback with the Cowboys Week 1 of 2016. Number 2, as far as the longest tenure quarterbacks in the NFL, Patrick Mahomes.

He became the number one quarterback for Kansas City, Week 17 of 2017. The Vikings, Kirk Cousins, has been with the Vikings, and he's the starting quarterback, since 2018, week one. Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills has been a starting quarterback

since week two of 2018. And Lamar Jackson, who just signed his new deal, became the starting quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens week 11 at 2018. So, you know, and Kyler Murray, I guess, week one of 2019,

is sixth, I guess, something like that in line. Crazy, Kyler Murray. I'm not a big fan of Kyler Murray, but we'll see. I mean, he's still with the Cardinals. He got what he wanted as far as the draft is considered. Congratulations, as far as the NFL draft goes. You know, the top ten players, Bryce Young, went to Carolina.

C.J. Stroud went to Houston. Houston got Will Anderson and C.J. Stroud back to back in the first round, second, and third picks. Indianapolis Colts picked Anthony Richardson, which was a strange deal. Everyone thought that they were going. to get, what's his face from Kentucky, Will Levis, but nope, because he got the golden touch from Peyton Manning, but nope, they went with the Florida and the Florida boy, Anthony Richardson.

Seattle got Devin, Willerspoon, Paris Johnson, went to Arizona because Kyler said he wanted, Kyler Murray said that he wanted Paris Johnson as an offensive tackle for his offense. Tyree Wilson John Robinson Jaylen Carter went to Philadelphia Bezhan went to Atlanta

which was weird because they really didn't need a running back anyway and so congratulations to all the players that got drafted in the 2023 NFL draft now all you have to do is win just like Aaron Rogers with the New York Jets

everything is beautiful and where the team is ready to go all the chess pieces around the table getting ready for checkmate, but all you have to do is move those chess pieces in the correct order and get checkmate. If you move one of those chess pieces in the wrong order, you lose. So all you have to do is win. And that's the story behind the NFL, the NBA, the NHL, and Major League Baseball. All you have to do is win. And we have the Kentucky Derby this weekend, too. Kind of looking forward to that. I always like the Kentucky Derby. I always wanted to go.

My wife has always wanted to go to the Kentucky Derby, and we were going to go. I probably tell the story every year because we were going to go one year. We had it all set up to broadcast from there, and then it all fell through. So we ended up not going. Very sad. And we still haven't gone to a Kentucky Derby yet. But we have fun watching it and picking the horses. And my son actually picked the winner last year.

It was the long shot and the long shot won. So you've got this year you've got Forte Practical Move, Angel of Empire to Pit Trice, two fills, Lord Miles, Dermas, Dermas. Soda Gate. King Barnes, Ray's Kane, Rocket Can, hit show, confidence game, verifying, Sun Thunder,

Madge, Disarm, Is it Madge or Mage, M-A-G? Disarm, Reincarnate, Jace's Road, Skinner, Continuar, Cyclone Mestiff, Major Dude, Mandarin Hero, King Russell. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I don't know. Nothing really jumps out at me. I kind of like verifying, kind of. But it looks like it's a forte is the frontrunner. And so maybe we just have to go with Angel of Empire just for the heck of it. Although Saturday is the crowning of the king, the coronation of King Charles, he will become the 40th monarch crowned at Westminster Abbey since 1060. six. It's going to involve all kinds of rituals and we'll see. I mean, many of them are religious and everybody will go crazy saying, why are we even doing this? It will seem so outdated and it

would be almost difficult to take. But he becomes king, coronation, the coronation of the king this Saturday. So maybe we need to bet on a horse with the named king in it. So there's two that I see here we have Kings Barnes That's Look like that might have his chance And the long shot would be King Russell At 24

And so maybe we had to do Do with the king Try to see that we get that I don't know Oh we have a lord though I don't know he's not a lord He's a king He's a king

We'll see how far Harry sits back Ten rows And we'll see if they can I mean we'll never No, but we will kind of know, depending on what happens if they could get Harry off to the side and wrangle him up and tell him, man, dude, you've got to cut the chain, man. You got to cut the chain. Do you know what chain I'm talking about? It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats.

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Why? Well, because there's a seal pup, an endangered species seal pup on the beach that gave birth. And they are freaked out about it. They want it to be unbothered by humans. So authorities are taking every step to make sure the mother and the baby are both unbothered by humans. Now, we're assuming that the pup wants to be unbothered by humans.

That's very nice of us. So they put up a temporary fence around the beach to protect the mother and the pup. Then the Hawaii Department of Land and Natural Resources said, yeah, you know what? The fence is intended to promote public safety and seal protection during the nursing period. So people are encouraged to, you know, use other areas of the beach if you want ocean recreation. because you're not going to be coming out on this beach. They added the pup will most likely stay with its mother while nursing for the next five to seven weeks. Mother seals are very protective to their pups and have seriously injured swimmers in the past.

So they protect their pups. If we just leave them alone, people will go over and say, oh, who's a cute little pup? And the pup will kick their ass. So they built a giant fence around this whole thing. Also, there will be 24-7 law enforcement president. on the beach to protect the seals. Wow. Okay.

So if you're anywhere in this area, I mean, now would be a good time to steal whatever you wanted to steal because the law enforcement is busy looking over the endangered seal pup. So the Hawaiian monk seals are one of the most endangered seal species in the world, according to the National Oceanic

and Atmospheric Administration. they're estimated to be just around 1,570 seals left in the wild. The species is threatened by habitat loss, entanglement and fishing gear, diseases, and occasional killings from humans. What, no garbage patch? As an adult, the adorable newborn will be as long as 6 to 7 feet and weigh 600 pounds. So isn't that cute? And so that's good.

I'm happy that we're taking care of the Hawaiian Monk Sea. seal, but we are spending an awful lot of money and an awful lot of resources to keep the Hawaiian monk seal away from humans who would probably after a picture for Instagram would stay away anyway, because the seal would just kick your

ass for getting close to the little baby. But we can't have that, so let's just protect them and give them 24-7 coverage. You can't even get police to give you help at your store 24-7, but they'll help a seal. I just, we have are living in a strange, strange time.

I'm not talking about going out and clubbing them. I guess that would be what they mean by intentional killings from humans. I'm not talking about clubbing these seals, especially the Hawaiian monk seals. They're the most endangered seal species in the world.

So I'm not talking about that, but I'm talking about why we're giving all this resources for a pup. So, being a mother and a pup, I mean, we're going to leave them alone, just leave them alone. Tell people to leave the damn thing alone. Now there's 1,571 seals left in the world. So they're not all dead yet. Make sure nobody throws gas station heroin around the seal. I'll tell you that. I see where Kentucky is now the latest date to ban all products containing, containing...

Tioneptine. Yeah, that's what I said. Tioneptine, right? Tyaneeptine. Yeah, that's what I said. Tyoneeptine, I guess, is gas station heroin. I want to apologize, I did not know this. It has been linked to overdoses, addiction, and death over the last 20 years. So tyenteptine, an antidepressant, typically used to treat depression, anxiety, or asthma, is now a Schedule I controlled substance in Kentucky, according to announcement Thursday.

Okay, the drug was previously available in dietary supplements online over. the counter in convenience stores and in gas stations throughout the state. The drug ban on Alabama, Michigan, Mississippi, Tennessee, Georgia, Indiana, and Ohio is unapproved and unregulated by the FDA. The agency noted, though other countries in Europe, Asia, and Latin America have approved tyoneptine to treat depression and anxiety. So I can still get it in Texas. All right.

Give it a shot. Let's see if it really is. Gas station heroin. I'll stop it. All right, leave me alone. All right, so tyoneeptine is consumed in pills in assault form, has been discovered by law enforcement and packages mimicking hydrocodone and oxycodone. A 64-year-old man overdosed on tyoneeptine in Mississippi.

I guess people are getting hooked on it. Okay, so 80,411, that's the number of overdose deaths involving any opioid in 2021. but tyoneptine is not an opioid um okay i guess uh since it's a we've made it a schedule one we can count it as that right okay that's great so just be careful out there if uh you know you're seeing stuff from the gas station stop at the truck stops man stop at the truck stops and take a look and see if there's any tyoneeptine products because you don't want anybody

you don't want anybody taking gas station heroin. Oh, sorry. Okay, so I'll leave you with the joke of the day. And the joke of the day is going to be read by AI. Okay, I want to incorporate AI into the show of Chewing the Fat. Thank you very much.

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then you can also follow me on YouTube chewing the fat at the blaze.com so here's the joke of the day read by AI so the blind man went to a restaurant he told the owner I'm blind just bring me one of your dirty forks I will smell it and order the owner got confused and went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and return to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath. Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. So the blind man ate and left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part, which she did. He then goes to the blind man

and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh man, I never knew Brenda works here. Thank you. Be here all week.

Thank you. Be here all week. And if that's not AI, you know, I don't know who it is. So you take that with you. Some days, man, some days.

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