Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It's Not Over... | 5/15/24

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

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Those of you in France right now keep your head on a swivel. Search is underway for armed assailants who killed two prison officers and wounded three others in an ambush on a prison van, freeing a 30-year-old inmate and drug dealer known as the fly. The incident marks the first time on duty. Prison workers have been killed in France well since 1992. So the prison van was transporting inmate Mohammed Amra from a courthouse to a jail in Normandy region when the hooded assailants arriving in two vehicles rammed into the van near an expressway toll booth open fire. Amra was serving an 18-month prison sentence for aggravated robbery.

he also faces charges of kidnapping and drug-related homicide in the southern port city of Marcel the number of assailants is unclear the fugitives remain at large keep your head on a swivel the fly is free welcome welcome to chewing the fat congratulations are in order to the winner of the Minster Dog Show. The show winner at the New Westminster Kettle Club Dog Show is the miniature poodle.

Oh! It's the miniature poodle. Yay! And he breaks down and starts crying. Oh my God. He's so excited. Oh my gosh.

Kaz Hosaka. Cass has put so much into this And this is going to be his last show His last, this was it, Caz, this was his last show And Sage, the miniature poodle Won the Best Show Honor At the 148th

Annual Westminster Kennel Dog Club beating over 2,500 dogs. Incredible. Congratulations. Now, Kaz, I was so concerned like, Kaz, why are, why do we care? He's been doing it for, I don't know, 60 years, and he's, you know, he hasn't won best in show. And he was excited this was going to be his last time at the dog show. and Kaz has won. He finally did it.

He finally did it. He won the dog show. Congratulations to Kaz and his miniature poodle. Now the group winners, Mercedes, the German Shepherd, won the herding group. Lewis, the Afghan hound, won the hound group. Sage, the miniature poodle, who ended up winning it all, won the non-sporting group. Mika, the Black Cocker Spaniel, won the Sporting Group. Frankie, the Color Bull Terrier, won the Terrier group.

Comet, the Shih Tzu, won the toy group. And Monty, the giant schnauzer, who was just so darn adorable, won the working group. So congratulations to all at the 2024 Westminster Dog Show. If you missed it, well, you missed it. I love the judges, by the way. They are awesome. You know, you get to look at their teeth and you feel the tails and you feel the dogs and they all think they're cool. But really, the coolest person to be is the handler that runs them.

Because you get, they run with the dogs and they turn them out and they have their special suits on. You get to watch. I love the, that's just me. I know, it's just me. But I like to see what kind of shoes they're wearing and how they're dressed. Some of them, I like to sport weird looking socks. And they have, some of them need better shoes.

I think I should be the fashion director of the dog runners at the dog show because some of them, the shoes just don't work. And I think that affects the judges. I think the judges go, woo. And we like the dog, but whatever you're wearing, ain't working. Is Chris in there?

Chris Cruz? Why? Are you in there? Come here for a second. I just want to say, you know, I've given you, I've given you, well, a hard time about being a gate guard over the years. What? Are you apologizing?

Oh, no. Oh, no. But I just want to say they're finally getting some recognition. Gate guards are finally getting some recognition. Well, it is police week, and I was a police officer for nine years in the United States Air Force. So thank you for. Is that what they counted the gate guards as a policeman?

Oh my gosh. That's agonizing. That's agonizing. But, of the United States Air Force. But there were two males posing as Amazon delivery drivers tried to gain access to Quantico Marine Corps base. Oh.

Yeah. And the men drove a box truck up to the base's main gate. Yep. And the guards that worked there said, And, uh, uh, you gotta get inspected first. No, uh, no, they said, we're working for Amazon. We're, we're attempting to, you know, deliver stuff.

Yeah. Uh, no, they didn't have the right credentials. And so the gate guards were like, ah, you're going to have to go over to the holding area. Mm-hmm. And, uh, they, I mean, that's what the gate guards do, right? That's exactly what we did. That's actually, the, the, you're going to have to go over to the holding area. For a truck.

Do you have to inspect them yourself? as a gate guard? So it depends. So if you're coming between the working hours, right, 8 to 4, you go to the shack and there's already gate guards over there that are inspecting at all times. Right. Now, if you come after hours, that's when we hate you.

Do it all. Because I have to do it. So that means no one can come to the base. So I got to go over there and inspect you dumb-ass truck. And plus you would have to initiate the vehicle denial barriers. Yes. Because you have to push that button. I have to push the button.

So I hate that. Actually, what I did was I put a cone. Because I don't want to push the button. That's so much work. So I just put a traffic cone right by the door and then right by the entrance and then people were honking at me. And I'd be like, what? Because then I got to get out this stupid car mirror, which is a little mirror that's on a wheel to make sure you don't have bombs underneath the car. Then I have to get in there and check.

and then you got to show me a stupid ledger okay where are you going do you know where you're going then I got to call for background search make sure you're not a freaking terrorist or any warrants on your name well these guys were one of the men was from a Jordanian national

who had recently entered the country through the southern border and one of the truck's occupants was on the U.S. terrorist watch list so you know that guy right down A job well done. That guy right there is going to get a freaking medal.

A job well done at the gate. That's a good day. That guy not only got a medal, but he probably got a commander's letter for that. So, man, these particular gate guards were great. Oh, so you're just going to cut me off because I was going to, I should go through my record, but okay. Okay. I mean, I gave the gate guards credit. I don't need to hear his record.

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donut topped with a swirl of chocolate brownie cream and vanilla whipped topping sprinkled with chocolate cookie crumble. Now those I believe are available as we speak at Krispy Kreme Donuts stores. Now they want to have a big deal this weekend. So on Saturday, if you visit their shop dressed up as Dally Parton, you're going to get an original

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If you, this coming Saturday, the 18th, dressed for the occasion, will receive a free original glazed donut. Why do I not get a dolly donut? I mean, this whole thing just blows up in my face now and I actually read the rules and regulations of what they're given away.

I don't like it. And you don't even have to dress up. You can sing a song. You can walk in and go, yeah, I'm going to sing a dolly part and song. And then you sing a snippet of the song and they give you a free donut. I bet if you just walked in and went,

I might have done it. identifying as Dolly Parton today. They give you a free donut. I bet that would happen. I'm actually a little ticked right now because why am I not getting like the Dolly dazzler donut? If I dress up as Dolly Parton and go to a crispy cream donut shop,

I'm only going to get one glazed donut. I'm not going to get the Dolly Dazzler. That kind of ticks me off. That kind of ticks me off. But, okay. I'm looking forward to seeing the social media posts of people dressing up like Dallie Parton and getting their free glazed donut. All right, let's go to the break room.

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Chris Cruz, reporting live. Chris, what do you have for us? Hey, Fisher, I'm over here. As you can see, I'm in downtown Washington, D.C. Oh, wow, yeah. Just came out of the White House because it is confirmed that Trump and Biden will be debating each other. What? Are you ready? June 27. Get out of here. Is there any reports on where this is going to happen? No, it just broke. KGP gave me the stupid you know, I have to get back to you on that. Yeah, yeah. But it is official.

But it's confirmed. It is on the docket. It's on the calendar. How? Back to you at the studios. I wonder if, is he in trial then? I wonder if he's on trial. So Biden is able to say, oh, I mean, he can't do it.

He's on trial. He's in jail. Sorry. I wonder if they're planning on him being found guilty and being in jail and not being able to do it. that's fascinating. I thought for sure Biden's people were smarter than that.

I thought for sure they were smarter than that. He, man, he doesn't realize what a dufus he is. And it's going to be, I cannot wait for that. Man, that is breaking news here on chewing the fat. I got, man, I need something killed to drink.

Well, that's right. Well, we were going to the break room. Let's go ahead and go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Okay, I know we're in the break room, but after that breaking news, I, I'm trying, you know, I try to stay away from politics as much as I possibly can here on chewing the fat. I know, I know I do. And that's, I do my best. It's very difficult.

The world is drowning in political goo every day. And I try my darnness not to go there as much as I can. This I cannot let go. All right. So they announced that it's going to be the debate between Donald Trump and President Biden and former president Donald Trump and President Biden is going to be June 27th. That's a Thursday night or a Thursday whenever. I mean, they might have to do it in the morning. I don't know if Joe could stay up that late.

I don't know. But it's good. You know, they have announced a date. But this video clip of Biden saying he'll take on. Donald Trump, now this had to be posted before they actually set the date. So I'm not sure

what all they're thinking, but he looks so angry. And it's like a 13 second clip and it looks like it's cut multiple times. It's just Joe standing in his studio room. I don't know where they recorded it, whether it was the secret studio room

in Delaware or the secret studio. room at the White House, but he looks so angry. I mean, I guess that's his serious look now as him being angry. It's, I don't know, 13, 14 seconds, has five jump cuts in it. So he can't even get through that.

And if he's going to get through 13 seconds, I mean, if he can't get through 13 seconds, how is he going to get through a debate? Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then he hadn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.

I'll even do it twice. So let's pick the dates, Donald. I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Oh, he puts a slam in on the court dates, too. Trying to remind everybody, I hear you free on Wednesdays. Yeah, you know, in the trial that you're having done to him, trying to throw a former president in jail, Mr. President. Joe, is that you?

I had a run from D.C. To back to Dallas. Oh, okay. Hey, Chris. How is you? How are you doing? So this is how I found out that we have the debate going. Joe Biden tweeted, and I quote,

and this is the official gray mark Joe Biden at Joe Biden at 914 Central. Today, the year of the Lord, May 15, 2024. Okay. I've received and accepted an invitation. from CNN for a debate on the 27th.

Okay. Over to you, Donald, as you say anywhere, anytime, any place. Wow.

So CNN, good for them. That's a good move. We've been saying that that's a good move on their part. The Pecker-on-leach realm has been saying that CNN

needs Trump to win. this is a fantastic way for yes it is yeah it is oh this is a monster this is going to be amazing monster Joe's going to fail Trump is going to be Trump it's fantastic it's going to be

it's going to be it goes back to what we're talking about earlier how is it possible I don't know that the batting campaign says yes to this I don't know for me I know we throw that word elderly abuse but this is for me more of an elderly abuse, you're going to, you're going to demand this guy. Yes, he's the leader of the free war.

He should be healthy, blah, blah, blah. But we know how he is in a 15-minute speech. He did great for the SOTU address. He did great. Oh, wow. Okay. For he did great for what, for him. For him. He did. For him. He did. He did. So this is minimum. I say minimum two hours of a debate. There's no way Trump is going to show up for an hour debate. So I say maybe an hour, minutes 90 minute debate right okay that means you have to have that guy the president of united said the current president it's like stand there comprehend formulate a sentence formulate that thought even if you were push back even if you were to give them every question yes they were to if they were if he was to know every question let's say let's say

cnn is being super nice and says well scripted this. Here are all the questions we're going to ask you on both sides. That guy is no way possible of remembering the answers or thinking on the fly after Trump just called him something. Yes. It's going to be a bloodbath. Wow. June 27. I just emailed upstairs. I want to do a play-by-play in this room with all four of us. Oh my gosh. Yes. Holy cow. Because you can't. You cannot not cover that.

No, no, we have to cover that. We have to have our, it has to be, maybe by June 27, the roads are fixed to Pat's house, and we just all go to that little room that he showed us upstairs, and we'll watch it from there. Okay. Stream on YouTube X. Oh, darn the luck.

Keith won't be able to be there. Okay, enough with the Biden-Trump debacle. We've got Amazon to talk about. Amazon Web Services CEO Adam Silepsky said, yeah, I've been here for 14 years, but I'm out. I can't do this anymore. And he's going to be replaced by an 18-year Amazon vet, Matt Garman. Now, Amazon has been pretty busy, you know, creating shows for Amazon Prime. And now they're coming up.

I guess they got on a game show kick. I don't know if that, I don't know who's in charge of saying, hey, we like game shows, but they've got what's his face, Travis Kelsey doing a game show, and now they're announcing that they're going to do a jeopardy kind of pop culture spin-off on Amazon Prime. So they like game shows on Amazon Prime. And I love game shows.

I love them, but I mean, I do one. Hello, what's the lie right here on this very network and show? But I, we'll see. I don't know how well that's going to spin off on Prime. Maybe it will. Maybe it will. Who knows? And I also see where Peacock, Netflix, and Apple TV are looking to do a bundle.

Wow. I mean, so Comcast announced that this is going to offer a streaming bundle of Peacock, Netflix, and Apple TV Plus. one price to anyone who signed up for the company's mobile, TV, or broadband services. How much? We don't know yet. Oh, okay. I promise it's going to be vastly reduced. Uh-huh.

So we'll see. But this is going to be a problem. We talked about it before. All these companies now are going to be bundling their services, and it's going to be more difficult for you to pick and choose which ones you want. and I'm going to do this for a month, and then I'm going to do this one for a month, and then I'm going to do this one for a month, because you won't be able to,

you won't be able to say, oh, I'm out of here now because you signed up for all three of them in the bundle. Just really interesting. Interesting times in the streaming platform bundle service. And then I see where Sony is considering, who knows if this is true, but I mean it's reported that they're considering

selling C-Bel. CBS, if it buys Paramount Global. Wow, I mean, CBS is a, that's a big honker to get rid of. That's a, that's a trademark, man. According to the New York, you can quote me on that. According to the New York Times, Sony and private equity firm Apollo Global Management, right? We've talked about them before and tend to break up Paramount if they succeed in their attempt to buy the troubled entertainment company for $26 billion. Their plan for the New York Times is to auction off the flagship CBS network alongside cable channels like MTV.

Then they would combine Paramount pictures with Sony's existing movie studio and keep the rights to famous Paramount characters like SpongeBob. I mean, I've had that. The Redstone family has controlled that forever. So, all right, all right, fine. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. You're going to auction off. All right.

I will start off the auction at $10. He'll give me $10 for CBS. How about do I hear $20 for MTV? I'll tell you what, let's put them together. 25. Man in the back, it'll give me $25 for CBS and MTV. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of auction. Uh-huh.

Okay. And I see where the AMC is all happy that they just completed their, I don't know, 70-some million shares. that they raised on they sold some new capital raised $250 million so on their meme stock rally. So, okay, I guess that, you know, I guess I'm not, I'm not an investor. And I, you know, I know very little about investing. I just, I know how to track stocks. But they claim that with these meme stocks, then the new shares will dilute the,

same retail investors who are responsible for AMC's resurgence. Okay, I guess they called apes. And they may not mind if the cash influx helps the struggling theater operators stay afloat. AMC is still struggling with $4.6 billion in debt. And consumers have been slow to return. Yeah, no kidding. I mean, they're happy.

They've got, you know, big movies out now. And even the smaller big movies are still bringing a crowd in. I mean, they had Planet of the Apes this week. weekend. I still haven't seen that. I'm going to go stand. I mean, they're going to see that this afternoon or I'm going to see it this week, though. I promise. I promise. But they, you know, that's 58 million. That's drawing a crowd to the theaters. So, you know, that's what they love. But we've talked about it forever, that they need a new deal. They should not be trying to save these theaters. They should be making the deal that we're going to put the top movies in the

theaters and all the movies get to go to the theaters for a week and the rest of it goes to streaming. And then if you're not in the top, I don't know, five after the week streaming. And so you still get at the theaters. Top five stays at the theater after you drop out of the top five streaming. Call me. Hollywood executives and AMC. Well, I'll work out a deal for you. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes.

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Who died today? Who died today? Well, Alice Monroe died today. The Canadian literary giant, who became one of the world's most esteemed contemporary authors and one of history's most honored short story writers Nobel laureate Alice Monroe dead at the age of 92. Now her family said that Alice suffered from dementia for the last decade. Just think how horrible that is. I mean she died at the age of 92. So from 82, from the time she was 82 until she was 92,

She struggled with suffered from dementia. Now, and it just gradually gets worse. That's the disease, right? That's the struggle from dementia. It just gradually gets worse. Wow. That is just really, really sad. I do not wish that on anyone.

So rest in peace. Alice Monroe dead at the age of 92. Okay, they're at it again. Why doesn't someone shoot them? Okay, why isn't it? What is happening in my life? Okay. The orcas are now attacking boats again.

We gave it a little rest. So they started attacking boats, I don't know, three or four years ago now. And this is the first attack of the year. So I guess they've been, I don't know, hanging out, relax and vacationing, the pot of 15 I've been. Siberian killer whales known as Gladys. And they attacked another sailing vessel off to Bolter. Oh, okay.

So crew members of the Alboran Cognac boat called rescue services for help around 9 a.m. on this past Sunday saying that their ship had been damaged by orcas. The sailors said they felt hits on the hall before their rudder. was damaged and they noticed a leak threatening to sink the 50 foot boat. They were swiftly rescued by a nearby oil tanker. Oh, that's nice. And the sailboat

drifted off and sank following the Orca attack. No. These 15 killer whales are now just attacking vessels whenever they want. Let's go have some fun. Oh, there's another

sailing ship. Let's go let's go ahead and just bang out it and so we can watch it sink. Want to? Yeah, let's do that. No? Humans are having to be rescued by oil tankers? No?

Oh, look. Does that look like an orca in the water? I think it did look like an orca. Is that blood? Are the sharks coming? Oh, is that another orca? Oh, my gosh. Oh, no.

Does it look like, oh, is that another orca trying to swim up to the, to the hard my rudder? I think you only need to shoot about three. I think you shoot three. Okay, maybe we get that fourth one that's coming up from behind. Yeah. And then, uh, and then pretty soon, the other orkers are going to go, hey, they're fighting back. Maybe we ought to take it easy. Maybe.

Or, I mean, I would make sure that you have enough ammo because it's going to happen one way or the other, right? They're either going to, after you hit three or four orcas, the other orcas are going to go, well, there's 15 of them. So they've got 11 more orcas, and they're going to go, hey, they're shooting us. Maybe we ought to just take a break and go swim somewhere else and stop attacking the human ships. Or the 11 orkers are going to get pissed.

Oh, okay. Oh, no, that's a dead whale on the beach. Oh, no, no. That whale is dying. No, geez, that's so. sad, no. But that's what needs to happen to the orcas. They need to be shot

and then they're going to swim up out of the shore and maybe they'll have some, you know, animal-loving whale lover on the beach going Oh, okay. Yeah, he was sick on the beach and he was dying. And that's what's going to happen to the orcas, man.

I'm telling you that. Now, that's like I said. Or, if you don't have enough ammo, they might get really pissed. And now they gave you, you know, now they've been giving you a chance to get off the ship. They bang on you, they bang you, give you time, let you know they're there. And, you know, you call some rescue ship and you get rescued by some oil tanker and you're okay. And then they, you know, they swim off and bang on the boat a few more times and sink it.

But now they're going to start attacking big time, maybe, and really turn on you. So you better have enough ammo because you're going to need more than four shots. You have 11 orcas attacking you, man. And you do not want that. You do not let that. I'm just saying. You're going to end up, you're going to end up, well, you're going to end up dead. And you don't want that.

I don't want that. And I don't want the orcas to end up dead either. But if they're attacking humans, they're not attacking humans, Jeff. They're attacking sailing ships, okay? Yeah, with humans on them. Humans first. Okay? And so anytime the old orca start swimming around the boat,

have a nice day. I mean, maybe that's what the military is going to start doing. I saw a video of these ghost shark and manta ray undersea drones that Australia and the U.S. are using now. They look really cool, by the way. They're not the, you know, we've all seen the little sub-drones full of drugs that the cartels ship in.

They're not like that, man. These are badass. Ghost Shark and Manta Ray Underwater Warfare drones. That will limit the harm to human life. Yeah, no kidding. I mean, we sent those after the Orcas.

I'm okay with that too. Do some practice. Have some of the drone operators of the Ghost Shark and the Manta Ray. Have some practice and go after the orca. and when you see the orcas, the arcas will learn real fast. Don't be messing with any of these sailing ships.

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Okay, more news from France, actually, today. We've got the fly on the loose in France. The criminal was broken out of prison. And then we have a French court acquitting filmmaker Roman Polansky of defaming a British actor whom he accused of lying after she alleged that he sexually assaulted her as a teenager. So the case stems from a 2019 interview with. Paris Match Magazine and I, man, you can't drag me away from Paris Match Magazine, where Polanski accused Charlotte Lewis of a heinous life for alleging that he raped her in the 80s when she was 16.

The Paris court's ruling did not address the truth of the rape allegation, but focused solely on whether the 90-year-old Polanski's comments in the interview constituted defamation against Lewis. Polanski obviously denied the charges. Lewis said she felt let down by the verdict and would appeal. I feel sad. For us, it's not over. Oh, okay. So it's still ongoing. Man, this guy, Rowan Polansky, has lived a life of, well, he's a douchebag. And he's lived a life of douchebaggery. and he's not even allowed back in the United States and yet Hollywood still loves him and France apparently still kind of loves him

so we'll see what happens with old Roman he's 90 now I mean Roman's going to be in who died today soon soon enough I mean that's a lot of people would be happy about that I'm not I'm just saying it's going to it's going to happen sooner than later

at 90 although you know who knows who knows Roman might live to be a ripe old age of 92 Hey so did Is you watching any of Caitlin last night Her first start

WNBA game Caitlin Clark started last night For the Indiana fever They got their butts kicked In Connecticut She scored 20 Had like 10 turnover She didn't have that great of a game

But sold out we told you, you know, huge crowds, tickets were high price, TV covered it like it was a, you know, monster game. And it is. She's bringing eyeballs to the WNBA. So good. We'll see how she, we'll see how it works out. She's even trying to downplay the fanfare saying, oh, it's, you know, I'm going to,

I'm going to struggle. Look, we're there to see you shoot threes, Caitlin. So I don't care what you do. We've got to find a way to get you open and shoot threes. Plus, and I'm not a WNBA coach, and I haven't been a fan for very long, but I would say that what the Indiana fever need is a couple of taller people.

I watched a little bit of that Connecticut game last night because I went, oh yeah, Caitlin's on. I went in, it was like the third quarter or whatever. And so I watched a few minutes of the game. And it looked like the Connecticut sons, I believe they are. I think that's right. I think that's Connecticut sons.

They're playing at the Mohegan Sun So I think it is the Connecticut Sun They seem to have taller people on their team So perhaps Indiana could get a couple taller people To surround Caitlin And then find a way to feed her the ball

In the three point range So that she shoots and makes the shot I'm not an offensive basketball genius I'm just saying perhaps you should find a way You know that how Caitlin works out there in that three-point land, find a way to have her shuffle the ball to you, take away the defense, get the ball back to her,

she's open, take the three-pointer, drop the shot. Again, that's just me. Also, we found out the WNBA team in San Francisco that the WMBAB franchise in the Golden State Country, the Golden State Warriors out there in San Francisco, they have a name now.

All right, we knew they were getting a team. We knew they're going to play. They have a name. They're going to be called the Valkyries. The Golden State. Valkyries. Okay, that's fine. It's from Norse, Norse, Norse, I can say that word,

Norse mythology. And I guess, you know, the violet logo, which is shaped like a V and depicts San Francisco's Bay Bridge, the Valkyries, the WMBA's first expansion scene team since 2008, and they're going to share an arena with the Golden State Warriors when they debut in 2025. I thought the Warriors were moving to a new place. Maybe that's just next year when they open in 2025.

But if I remember correctly, the Golden State Warriors are moving out of this dump that they play in, and they're going to leave the dump for the WMBA. And they're moving on to a new place. But I could be wrong. I could be wrong. But that's just what I remember hearing. And then we have the NFL.

Don't worry about the NHL. You know, the Stanley Cup finals are coming on. The playoffs are being played. The NBA playoffs are on. Who cares? The NFL is going to release their official schedule tonight. Now, we do know, you know, opening game is going to be Baltimore at Kansas City.

We know that the second game is Green Bay and Philly in Brazil. And we know that Tom Brady is going to be announcing the Sunday afternoon game. I believe the Dallas Cowboys on Fox as he begins his NFL broadcasting career on Fox as their number one color anchor NFL player guy on TV. And so I think that game, I think he's going to call the Dallas game. and then we get the rest of the schedule tonight. So we'll find out who your favorite team gets to play. Huh? I know.

How excited are you? All right, I'll leave you with a joke of the day. All right, quick joke of the day, just to take it home, would you? Okay. A nurse walks into a bank exhausted after a 20-hour shift. She pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write a check.

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