Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It's Probably Fine... | 1/3/24

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

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Drenched body butter I believe that's the way it's pronounced Sol de Janeiro's Delacia drench body butter It's got to be Delica

Drenched body butter Whatever I apologize if I pronounced it wrong But you know what it is if you are familiar with the body butter products. It's $48 for the body butter. And apparently it's the new Holy Grail among skin care enthusiasts.

And it's packed with ingredients like the Copa basin, passion flour, seed oil, prebiotic, hybiscous. And that's the luck in the moisture. and soothe the parts lackluster skin. Now, I'll say this, though. The reason that I'm talking about the body butter is that I read where the people that are using the new body butter have spiders attacking them.

And apparently, they claim, now they claim that is not true. Okay. So the headline, is spiders don't want to make it with your viral body butter okay but then you read into the story and it says probably does not attract spiders probably does not attack spiders or track spiders so that doesn't mean no that just means well we don't know and uh we know and uh we know that some people are saying that the wolf spider bite came after my wife

when she started using this body butter. So I'm just saying that if you're using the special body butter that's the holy grail of body butters that comes in their

cute little violet jars for 48 bucks. Beware. Because it's possible. It probably does not attract spiders, but it is possible. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So yesterday we talked about the Powerball being won for $842.4 million,

$425.2 million cash payout. And then we had the Mega Millions last night, for those of you listening live, today is the third of January 2024. That was $414 million. There was no winner. So it's gone up to $140 million, I believe, $140 million, with a cash payout of $56.6 million.

And that drawing will be on Friday. So good luck. Good luck for all the winners, no problem. But I will say that, I don't know if you won the big money. You know, the person who won the $1.6 billion drawing from August, they just turned in their ticket. They just turned it in.

Here's a surprise. They chose to receive the one-time one-lump sum payment of $794,28,882.82. This one was the one that was purchased at a Publix grocery store in Florida down on Neptune Beach. And so they claimed it. They claimed it as the Saltines Holdings LLC won the big money. Now, what do you do with that money? I'm willing to try.

If they need help, they can eat. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. But I just saw there's some proper, a couple big properties for sale. You can get 96,000 acres, the Pitchfork Ranch in Wyoming, for $67 million. That's probably a pretty good price.

96,000 acres for 67 million. And you just picked up a payday of 700, over 700 million. So we could probably do that. pretty good. It's the historic Wyoming ranch that's older than the state itself. And so it's priced at 67 a million. It goes back to 1878.

Now, the listing a pass of a minute of four years, despite the Pittsburgh is still quite, oh, say, it used to be a lot bigger. Now it's kind of condensed down about where the original homestead was. Yeah, I mean, the original

people said 96,000 acres is not enough. I can't breathe. There's too many people crowd me. I need to get that thing up. So you've got 1,300 head of cattle. And I'm sure it has several. Let's see if it mentions how many shelters it has on the property it has on the property. It has to, right?

For sure, you may not be able to keep the name. They're already in, they've been in a lawsuit, embroiled in this lawsuit with the Texas company, the pitchfork land and cattle company. So they're in court saying that it's, you know, trademark infringement. So you'd have to still continue that lawsuit. You know, how that will work out.

That could go on for another hundred years. And they could, you know, fight each other over that. But it doesn't say in this story, the Pitts Fork Ranch, what it's operating on its 96,000 acres. So it's already turns down as far as the cattle goes. But it has two major selling points today. Our feed costs are pretty dang minimal, right? The acreage includes, oh, here we go,

13,886 deeded acres on the ranch, which are dispersed with state and BLM leased acreage. All right. Then it connects forest services and BLM services. Right. Abundant springs on the ranch, stays open all year. Housing located on the ranch has been well kept over the years.

On the Stone House offers a quaint and charming place to live heating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here there are eight houses at the ranch headquarters and all, along with working facilities at several barns, over 1,000 acres under irrigation. It can feed its cattle and operate as a hay enterprise as well. comes with loyal direct-to-customer-clientel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah.

We can just sell you the cow, cut it up yourself. So there you have it. I don't think there's not a lot of shelters on the property, which is kind of surprising, but, you know, you could get that for $67 million. And then I see where the Vanderbilt mansion in Manhattan is for sale. That's only $50 million. It's all you need.

Just a little quick $50 million laying around. Remember, Gloria passed away. She was in Who Died Today a while ago at 95. And it's been in the family forever. Seven stories, 18,5004 square feet townhouse. It's gorgeous. Floor 5, 6, and 7 in the Vanderbilt Mansion comprise the penthouse.

house. And so you can get that. You can buy just a penthouse for $25 million or you can buy the whole place for $50 million. So if you win the lottery or you've got an extra 50, $60, $70, $80 million laying around, there's a couple of places that you can pick up either in Manhattan or Wyoming. I know why you know you'd be happy with either one because you could either one you don't have to be around people

in the Vanderbilt Mansion you can look out just walk over to the windows and look out and look down on my people I'm not going to deal with any of you today if you're in Wyoming out there at the Pitchfork

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Conditions apply. So we are still attacking Elon every day. I mean, they are out for him no matter what. It talks about now Fidelity has said that X's value has plunged 71.5% since Elon bought the dump. And it's a good thing that Elon still owns several successful companies. because it's down to nothing. Someone get Elon, this is the article,

someone get Elon to a FedEx. Oh, okay. Because Tesla's EV crown just went to China. So, not only is Tesla a suck a big win, so, I mean, not only is X suck a big win,

so is Tesla, right? So they claim that X is worth nothing, comparatively speaking, to what it was. And now they're saying that Tesla has lost the crown to China, BYD, who claimed the top spot for quarter four. So Tesla still sold more vehicles in the year of 2023.

Just the last quarter, the China-owned B-YD sold more, according to this. Oh, okay. Now, B-Y-D, that's the... Warren Buffett-backed battery manufacturer turned automaker, and I guess it's partly because they're producing their own batteries. Yeah, it's China. They just knock it out of the park. So according to this, the company grew its EV sales by 73% year over year,

delivering 1.57 million vehicles and selling roughly as many plug-in and hybrids. Well, Tesla, I mean, sold more, duh, 1.8 million in 2023, which is up 40%. Plus, they, you know, their BID is facing, you know, tariffs in Europe. And so they're going to shoot it down. Then there was a big story over the holidays about how a Tesla factory worker was attacked by one of the robots. That was a while ago. and how it dug its claws into the back and the arm of this one factory worker. And it was a couple of years ago that it happened.

So they're dragging up old stories to come after Elon. Well, once again, I just will say that Elon responded to all the hit pieces in an ex post. Huh, that's a big surprise. His at Elon Musk account. he mocked ABC News for the hit job article The article was Would Elon Musk sell X as losses mount Experts way in

Elon responded with LMAO We just hit all-time record usage Duh So the answer is no and I know that you all want me to sell the joint and you're sick of not being able to control me but no

not going to happen but they continue to try man they are beaten up my boy and remember he his words his words when he talked about the advertisers

fleeing the platform because of the proposed anti-Semitic postings he told them to go fuck themselves so I'm pretty sure he's not going to sell X could be just me though

I could be wrong all right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately be sure to follow me on my social media sites on my own X account at Jeffey JFR

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I know Elon believes they had their biggest thing and X is still growing, but all the other social media sites, I mean YouTube is number one, by far. According to this new survey from Pew, 13 to 17 year olds 93% use YouTube sorry had to sneeze there for a moment

93% and I didn't do it on the air I know I was thinking of you 93% of teens use YouTube 71% say they visit the platform daily 16% report being on the site

almost constantly YouTube is the platform platform. It has 2.7 billion monthly active users. Wow. It's ending the legacy pricing charging charging all premium users

1399 a month as of January. Google Podcasts shuttering in 2024 so YouTube music will become a one-stop shop for podcasts. Wow. YouTube is already blazing the AI trail with music tools. So

they've got some going to that. So that means that TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, those are all way down the list of what the teens are using. So

good luck. Good luck to the rest of you. I mean, TikTok had 63% of teens using the app. So they have, I mean, 93% of the people are using YouTube and only

63% are using TikTok. They're all right around 60% Snapchat and Instagram about 60%. So is anybody using Facebook at all? I guess Instagram is counted as Facebook, but

not really. And so everything stayed about the same as last year. YouTube is number one. So it's after the holidays and I know there's predictions we can all talk about and everything, but I've been seeing some great posts, and there's one post

from this guy called one plenish, one plin-I-N-I-S-H. And I don't know if he's if he's done a whole bunch of posts. He's got this kid talking and it's talking

about New Year's resolutions for this year, and it is hilarious. Yes. Oh, the Christmas is over. Everybody's making these tweets and Facebook posts about New Year, New Me. Shut up. We're still on meth, Cheryl.

This chick and her cooking wash her pajamas smoking some more world talking about New Year, new me. Listen, the only thing new for you this year is a new baby and a brand new baby day. She could talk a chick to have four kids and five-year-a-baby day. How does that happen? She don't even know. They're a best friend talking about how 2018 We can tell you. Take a picture of last year.

Put it together with a picture of this year. Looking like a before and after picture like you say on the walls at high school. Before and after bath salt. That is outstanding. Really, really funny. Maybe 2018 kicked your butt. Yeah, we can tell. That's awesome.

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I think we have, I think I've got like 12 or 13 on the list today. We have Richard Romanois, dead at 80. Richard Romanus. You would know him if you saw him. He, you remember, his memorable role was in Mean Street. his son reported that he died in a private hospital in Greece. The exact circumstances of his death remain unclear and have yet to be announced.

So it can't be that. Don't even look at me like that. All right. Then we have Ray Allen, the Sopranos star and Tony Award winning actress, dead at the age of 95. Ray Allen. Confirmed she was 95.

They claim that she just died in her sleep of natural causes. So again, it can't be that. Bill Granger, top chef and entrepreneur, dead at 54. Bill Granger, the renowned Australian restaurateur and the godfather of avocado toast. Dead at 54. Now, according to reports, he died peacefully in love. London.

A lot of his wife and his daughters were there. But it doesn't give any cause of death. So if it was that, they probably would have said it. The actor from

Parasite, the movie Parasite, Lee Sun Kilg, South Korean actor, who was in Parasite, has been found dead. and an apparent suicide. Very sad. Now, I will say this.

It was an apparent suicide, according to the stories coming out of South Korea. But he had faced big-time police questioning over his illegal drug use. I'm sorry, over his, the accusations of him using illegal drugs

amid a big government crackdown. And so he was a pretty big name that they were coming after, and they were pretty relentless in not leaving him alone. So did he commit suicide or did he commit suicide? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that, but he is dead at the age of 54.

I said he was, he was 54? No, I didn't say his age. He's 48. I don't want to get make Lee, 54 is the cook, the chef, avocado toast boy. This guy, Lee was 48 coming from South Korea. Then, we have a. surfer who died after a shark encounter. Now did the shark attack kill him or was it something else?

Well, we don't know that. We just know that he was attacked by a shark and now then they transferred him to the medical center and the injuries were too much. And so Jason Carter, 39 from Hawaii dead. Because of a shark attack. Then we have Bobby Jean Carter. You know, Nick and Aaron Carter's sister, she was 41. Remember she appeared on that stupid reality show, House of Carter's. And she was the mother.

Now, don't forget. Let's see. She was, yeah, I, said she was the sister of aaron who you know we found dead at 34 i don't know a little over a year ago he was in our who died today segment so now she is in our uh who died today segment uh very sad bobby jane carter no cause of death given for her uh death so can't be that don't look at me like that it can't be that otherwise they would have said something right right right Then we have Kail Yarborough died.

Who died today and keeps going? It's never ending three-time NASCAR Cup Series champion. Kail Yarborough has passed away at the age of 84. And he really was a NASCAR legend. I mean, he had, I don't know, three straight seasons, 28 wins, 70 top five finishes, and 90 races. That was between 76 and 78, a long. just, you know, a NASCAR legend, no problem.

Rest in peace, Kale Yarbore. He was 84. And so it doesn't say, just say it doesn't say what he died of, but it probably isn't that. Otherwise, they would have said, right? Right. Disney's voice of Coco, actor Anna Ophelia. I'm sorry, Anna Ophelia,

M-U-R-G-U-I-A. Yeah, that's her name. She has died at the age of 90. Anna Ophelia Maguire, dead at the age of 90. She voiced the great-grandmother, Mama Coco, and the Oscar-winning Disney Pixar animation, Coco. Does not say what she died of or died from, but she's been an actress for, I don't know,

40, more than 40 years. I love the story that talks about she's her career spanning, more than 40 years in stage film. I mean she didn't get started until she was like 50. Whatever she had a little bit of a late start. If she's 90 now and she's being celebrated you know, 40, 50 years ago

she was still a late bloomer. But rest in peace. Voice of Coco. Anna Ophelia Mugueva. Then we move on. It's the Who Died Today World. Australian Olympic track cyclist militia Hoskins

is dead at 32. Apparently she was hit by a car and the driver was her husband. So I'm sure it was an accident. Complete accident.

You know what happens? The bicyclists are out there riding around and the next thing you know, a car hits him. And it just happened to be your spouse. Oh, man. That is not good at all. So, they didn't name them.

I'm reading a little bit more about the story. It says the driver not named in the release was known to the woman, police said. Yeah, it was her husband. Okay. That was not funny. Rest in peace, Melissa. 32, Dad hit. Well, she was riding her by.

Those things are dangerous, darn it. You want to ride your bike? I'll teach you how to ride your bike. Hubby's a little angry. And then we have, so rest in peace. Then we have Green Bay Packer Center, Ken Baumann dead in 81. I mean, the hits keep coming today,

and who died today? He played for the Green Bay Packers in the 60s and 70s, went to championship games with them. He died. of natural causes at the age of 81. Okay, I mean, that's what they say. They say he died of natural causes at 81. So I'm sure it wasn't that.

And then we have the filmmaker Janet Osbar, who exposed the elite pedophile networks. Remember Janet Osmar? she was, she exposed all these pedophile networks. She's been found dead. Now, she was missing for a long time, and apparently she was suicide, and they found her.

Okay, if you say so, no problem. If you say so, rest in peace, Janet. Now, one final who died today. And this is something. I mean, humans first. You know that. That's a belief of this show 100% of the time. Humans first.

But I will say, it might not be a good time to be an animal at the Dallas Zoo. Okay. So the Dallas Zoo had a 15-year-old giraffe. Fell. I don't know what caused the giraffe to fall. You know, I don't know if it was, you know, they said it was an unexpected fall. Is any fall expected is my first question from that?

It was an unexpected fall. So the giraffe, I don't know. Did one of the trainers trip it? Somebody leave a bucket out. I don't know why the giraffe fell, but it did. And it busted its jaw. Now, they claim they did all their veterinary teams, brought it to the rescue, took them into the emergency room.

Nope. Can't do anything about it. And, man, we love this giraffe, but nothing we could do about it. Sorry about it. Now we like you. We love you. Amanda, we love you being a part of the zoo. But you fell and it's New Year's Eve.

Man, look at the time. And we've got everybody here and it just doesn't look like the quality of life is going to work for you. So, happy New Year. And that is who died today. Don't be an animal at the Dallas Zoo. I'm just telling humans first, but you don't want to be an animal at the Dallas Zoo. Oh, look. Did that animal fall and hurt itself?

Yep, it sure did. Well, prognosis of life doesn't look good for him. Talk to you later. Take care. Who died today? Rest in peace to everyone. I mean, rest in peace, holy cow, to a whole coffin load of people. Just, rest in peace, I said it.

Don't worry about it. There's a lot of people. And who died today. I feel like it was a whole obituary. segment. So, again, rest in peace. From Searchlight Pictures comes Rental Family only in theaters November 21st. Earning rave reviews at TIF, rental family is emotional, funny, and the feel-good movie of the year. Academy Award winner Brendan Fraser stars as a lonely American actor living in Tokyo

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Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. We talked about her. Did we? I talked about, oh, maybe we didn't. But I remember I talked about her when she stripped the granddad. children of titles. I do remember hearing that.

And they were pissed. I do remember that. And she apologized because she thought it was a good, she, crazy old bat, thought it was a good thing. Is that her pronouns? Yes. She goes by she or her. Queen crazy old bat,

Denmark. That's what you have to bow down to that. And not anymore though. Because she stepped down. She's giving it to the sun. That's very interesting. Giving it to the sun. There'll be, well, there'll be a king.

You're the king. Because, so some will say that with, had it both ways. We had a queen that refused to give power to her son, Queen Elizabeth. Oh yeah. Now we have this queen that said, you know what? I'm tired of it. It's been 51 years. I'm done. Yeah, well, the son may have said, look, I'm pushing you down the stairs or you're giving me, you're giving me the throne. I'm sorry? Yeah. The son may have told her, hey, I'm pushing you down the stairs or you're giving me the throne. So you decide, whatever you'd like. I mean, she is the

she's been queen for 52 years because when she was born well 51 she quit January 14th 52 years yeah she's still queen right now as we listen as we speak today the 3rd of January you're listening live

1 324 she's the queen okay so she's there till to the 14th but she when she was born she couldn't be queen the rules said no there's no queens in Denmark only kings and daddy changed the rules so just like queen elizabeth got the rule changed for her to acquire the throne they changed the rules for this queen there you go i don't probably election interference has been happening for the longest time the thing

the thing is it yeah no there's not an election thing happening in the break we're talking about you know the the longest reigning because uh the queen elizabeth Queen Elizabeth was rained for 70 years and 214 days. Okay, yeah. And you say a sultan. The sultan of Brunei has been on the throne longer. For like what, 80 something? Yeah, man, I'm not so.

Okay. Whatever. But then I asked you the question in the hierarchy of monarchies. What's higher? What's higher? What's higher? A sultan or a king slash queen. I mean, if you ask the sultan, the sultan will tell you we're the same thing, right?

that were the rulers. And then if you ask the king and queen, they say they're higher. The king would absolutely be, well, first of all, the queen is not higher than the sultan of, the sultan. So I went, I did some research because now I can't get over, you know, who reports to whom? Right, right, right, right. Well, they don't, I don't think when you get a king and a sultan in the same room. Uh-huh. They have to report to somebody.

It's a hierarchy of the world. You can't just have two heads of the snake. One head has to report to another head. He bows first. Oh, okay. No, I, no, he bows first. Who is it the thing that the ladies do? What is it?

Curtsies? Yeah. The curtsies. Who curtsies to who? You know, you still bow. Yeah, the Sultan isn't cursing. Okay. So, okay. So, and then a president, right?

Where do they fall under? President, well, first of all, the President overrules all. The President of the United States of America is way above King. You say that because you said, what did you say? the president of the United States and America boughs or nobody but then again other countries have presidents yeah but they seem to they're not president of the United States so we all all this is perfect this is this an amazing conversation so we all agree that it goes oh okay before that so the

highest ranking when it comes to all this monarchy is an emperor so it goes emperor king queen and sold who came up with that an emperor probably you know it's like the chicken and the air I what came for I I am on top of all of these. And if we go back, let's go historically, right? What was first? King David, right? So history tells us that we had kings.

You know, before we had this whole. Which is where I'm an emperor. Exactly. Yeah. But anyways. So, but we could all agree on that yes, emperor reports to the king and the king reports to Sultan. No, no, no, opposite.

No, it goes emperor, king, and solting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we all say that the President of the United States bowed down to nobody. That's correct. So the president, everybody reports to the president. That's correct. And president of the United States is on top. President of the United States of America.

Yes. And that's why we had a problem with some of our former presidents and presidents in office now. Where they were bowing down. Yeah. No bowing. No bowing. No bowing. It's like no cracking in baseball.

No bowing in president. And it was a perfect picture when Trump was at the name. Oh yeah and what did he do he made sure that he was front center front center push that Markle or may awesome push everybody to the side I'm like I'm big daddy here that was awesome they were all standing there you move this way king you move this way hey queen once you shuffle your ass that way too because I need a little room because even remember even remember when he was with the queen everybody was making fun of him because he was leading the queen and he's not supposed to do that because the queen is showing him, you know, the, the inspection of the cards.

And he looked back and he's like, oh, crap, Nana's back there. Nana, you okay? Come on. Get back up here. Come here. Yeah, I know. So anyway, the queen of Denmark is stepping down, giving it to her son. His wife.

Okay. Mary. Okay. Right? Mary, yeah. She looks like Kate. Horse face? No.

No, no, no, no. So what's the king's name? King of Denmark? I can't remember a stupid name. Oh, he's really handsome. He's like 55. Yes, Prince Frederick. He's 55.

That's king to you. No, he's Prince until the 14th, my friend. He will be king. Prince Mary looks so much like Kate. I know. I have to say that both kings will have, because, I mean, Charlie, get out of here. So I believe that Friday we're doing, you know, a special show on the past. gray on leash about predictions of 2024 one prediction that you know mean you've been

calling for a minute now and we came with this prediction together is the uh did we come up with this prediction together let's not bog down with facts just go just go with it um the divorce is that happening this year yeah because things are getting rough for the harries yes they are you know over the Christmas, a lot of the royal experts were saying he's going to come home. He's not going to come home. You know, he's trying to patch behind channels, which means that butlers are talking to each other. Say like, hey, I just put a coat on him last night. And he's saying that he wants to go back.

He hates this bitch. Yep. And he wants to go back. Can't take it anymore. He's freeloading from Tyler Perry and Oprah and smell of weed. Well, they're not doing that yet, but they got the smell of weed. Just mold of weed and fish. Yes.

Which. That enough. He's got the damn chicken coop out back for the kids. Yeah. I mean, what does he think he is? Chris Cruz? Yeah. Well, I'm in front of the chicken.

That helps. But I think 2024 is it. I don't doubt that. But let's be clear about the prediction. All right. Psychic, whoever, is not, I know who it is. And she'll talk about psychic whoever. Yeah.

Friday. I'm just saying that's my prediction. Oh, 100%. That's our prediction. Like I said, that's my prediction. You and me and the world, actually, three people, you, me and the Royal Whisperer, he give us all the insider. So is he going to step down?

Because that's another one I think he's going to do. I think, I think. Charlie? Yes. I think Denmark just set the stage. I was talking to a friend of mine. from British. Yeah, that's a good call. I think that happened and shocked the world because the world was away. Denmark has a king and a queen. Did not know that. Well, we do that with you.

The world did not know. We knew that when she took the titles away from the grandkids. You knew that because you covered it. And the whole world, just like the whole world found out there's an Epstein list and John Doe 56 is President Clinton. First of all. The world just found that out. Is there an Epstein list? Because I don't think there is. Anyways, I think that was at a president and King Charles is going to step down. Yeah, well, first, Charles is going to go, that's what I wanted. My mom to do. The sausage fingers are getting bigger.

Yeah, they are. He's got some health issues happening now that needs to be addressed. Like, I followed this account from the Royals. I'm seeing more and more of them two than the other two. And to the point where, you know, those actors that bought the soccer league? Yeah. They posted a 2023 real. It's with the,

with the Youngens. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not with Charlie. Not with Charles and Camilla. Yeah, not with her. Yeah. So it's time for him to,

he's going to retire and, you know, walk away with the sausage fingers and Camilla. And they'll just, you know, trot away and be happily ever after. One of the things I like about Queen, I know we got to go. Okay. We do.

It's your show, Jeff. You can go. I know, well, we got to go. I know, I know you're busy. I know you're busy.

Oh, I'm not busy. I can do that. I can do it. I can do it. I can do this all day long. You know I can do all these long. But I can feel the eye rolls as people are driving home from work. Not this BS again.

I know. I know. I know you're busy. You got to go. I don't know. This queen is known for smoking and hating, uh, cell phones in the internet.

So she's got to go. She's got to go. She's got to go. That's a perfect quick. The son's like, mom. She sounds, because I just found this out about a week and a half ago, she sounds like the governor of Alabama. Yeah, have you ever Googled the governor of Alabama?

I can honestly say, no, I have not Googled. In this commercial break, you might want to Google the governor of Alabama. She's a hoot. Oh, that's what's her face? Oh, that's Arkansas. That's your girl is Arkansas. Yeah. Arkansas is my girl.

That's a Huckold be saying. Yeah. That's my baby. Yeah. She's looking great though. Yes she is. And she's doing good work down there in Arkansas. True.

But why is she looking great? Because she's worn an old black. That's what she's looking great. So keep it up. Keep wearing those long dresses black. And daddy still owes me your phone number. That was the deal that I had with your dad. I had him on the network so he could give me your phone number.

That never came through. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. By the way. Do we get any pregnant pictures? Because. No, we got the one.

That's it. We just got the one. The one pregnant picture of, uh, from the one, the one movie, right? Yeah. Not real ones. So no one wins anything? Yeah. Well, maybe next year.

Eh, you never know. All right. Let's get out of here. I'll leave you with a joke, uh, thought for the day. The joke, uh, of the joke for, or the thought for, the day. So the new year, everyone wants to be healthy, and everybody's going back to the gym and working out. And when I say everyone, I mean, everyone else. But this particular post, I thought was a genius. Okay, there's two posts that I read yesterday that were genius. I might

have to do both of them for you. Two genius posts. This one, why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill. mind your business that is awesome and the other genius one I don't have it in front of me now but the guy

this is something that we have to try together okay so let's try this together when you the next time you buy bird seed and you're at the at the checkout and there's actually a human checking you out and you didn't go through self-checkout

so you have a bag of bird seed and you ask you can ask the cashier so how long does it take for the birds to hatch once I plant the seeds. Huh? I know. I know. Go ahead. Use it too. Use it yourself.

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