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And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
I don't know if I have pondered this before, but now I'm busy pondering it.
And I'm going to bring you along for the ride, okay?
It's a question that has never been answered.
A question has never been answered.
Where did the name Earth come from?
Unlike every other planet in the solar system,
Earth doesn't have a clear origin story for its name.
The word traces back to old English,
E-Orp and Germanic herb
You know, ground or soil
But no one knows who used it to describe our planet
And why it stuck
So unlike Mars, Venus or Jupiter
Named after Roman gods
Earth's name has no known mythology
Astronomer or empire behind it
So to this day, it remains the only planet
whose name is a total mystery.
Earth came from where?
Dude, I know.
I was just thinking,
nobody knows who named Earth, man.
And I just,
I am expected.
I can't explain it, man.
Let me have another hit.
Come on.
Let me do it.
Thank you.
Tell me again.
No, I'm serious, man.
Nobody knows who named Earth.
Who?
Or where it came from.
I guess it meant like some ground or soil from some Germanic, you know, erred.
But nobody knows.
and now that's all I can think about.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you do.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
I guess congratulations are in order to Cardi B.
If you care, she was at this big lawsuit.
We saw some of the testimony from Cardi B.
It was amazing.
She showed up every day with a different wig and different nine-inch heels.
They talked about her fingernails being fake and glutes.
down and how long it takes to fix
it was just incredible. But
she was on trial because of security
guard accused her of assaulting
her outside of a doctor's
office way back in 2018.
And so that's what the trial
was all about. And the jury,
it went to the jury, and
they absolved
her. They said less than an hour
they came back with a verdict. Yeah,
no problem. You are not liable
for $24 million
Yeah, it's over. It's done. Have a nice day. You don't have to pay the $24 million in civil assault money. We've delivered it less than an hour. We wanted to get out of here too. Okay, we're done with it. Now, she said, one of the things she said all along that, yeah, we had an argument. I never hit her. I never touched her. She did say at one point, I think, during the trial, that she now is going to strive to be nicer to everybody.
Thank you, Cardi B.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Now, I didn't say that some of this,
I watched some of this trial,
and I didn't talk about it much
because I really, honestly,
I don't care about Cardi B that much,
but she is really, I guess she's,
let's say, she's made a fortune,
obviously she's a star,
she's done all this, but she comes off as,
she pulls off the,
I'm dumb as a box of rocks really well.
I mean, she's got me fooled.
She's got me fooled.
I want to believe that she's not dumb as a box of rocks.
But she makes it very difficult for me to believe that.
But congratulations to Cardi B for being cleared in that civil lawsuit.
You do not have to pay the $24 million.
Gerard DiPardototot, the actor, the French actor, Mr. Superstar, Mr. French superstar.
he's going on trial again to face another rape charge again it's never ending for this guy
when they won't leave him alone so he's going to stand trial in a criminal court on charges of rape
related to accusations by actress charlotte arno which is a french that's you know she's
that's what the french media is reporting the decision comes some seven years after arnau
officially brought rape charges against the actor.
So the actress whose father is an old friend of the actor
accuses Dupardo of raping and sexually assaulting her twice
in his Paris mansion in the summer of 2018
after she went to him for acting advice.
I mean, anyway, so the criminal...
Stop it. It's rape is where it's terrible. I know it.
I'm not... Stop it.
So the criminal court is France's highest level
of court reserved for crimes carrying sentences of more than five years if the accused is found guilty.
Now remember, they just found him guilty of sexual assault of another trial, and they gave him an
18-month suspended sentence related to his behaviors toward two women on the set of the film,
The Green Shutters, who can forget about the green shutters in 2021.
so now he's back up in court again.
Now, if you believe all these accusations,
he's put a dirt bag.
And he makes it pretty easy for you to believe that he is a dirt bag.
I mean, he's 76 now,
and he really doesn't look like he's in the best of health.
So these trials are going to drag him down pretty hard.
I would imagine that after he goes to,
through this trial, it will really put a show on his health.
And so, yeah, I mean, he's that, you go to, you go by Gerard's house these days.
That's what you're hearing in downtown Paris.
Is that where Gerard de Pard de Pardo lives?
Yep, that's where he lives.
Because he is definitely on life support, man.
Maybe not.
Maybe, maybe he's got a long, another 20, 30, 40 years left to go.
Just, I doubt it, but they refuse to, they refuse to let the guy alone.
I mean, had a little business.
A little business going on and, you know, now we're after him.
So, all right, fine, no problem.
Speaking of business, also, Nestle, I mean, Nestle just hired this guy.
They're a CEO, this Laurent Frixe.
And he's out less than a year.
He had the top job.
He was going to turn it around.
He had all these plans to, you know, sell underperforming businesses.
And he was just dismissed, effective immediately, following an investigation into an undisclosed romantic relationship with a direct subordinate that breached the group's code of conduct.
Oh, yeah.
Bring me, bring me another one of those little Nestle crutch bars in here, would you?
I need a little fun side.
What happened?
Where's my little fun size Nestle?
There she is.
Get her in there.
Holy cow.
So, I mean, we don't even know.
First of all, we don't know of the she.
We just know that it's a subordinate.
We just know that it's a subordinate directly under him.
And so they gave it to this other guy now that was in line the last time that he was supposed to.
He was actually probably this guy was supposed to get it before Frexie.
And they gave it to this guy.
Huge mistake.
So, uh, goodbye.
Just another, just another CEO across the world, these heads of companies,
uh, looking for their little fun-sized Nestle bar in the office.
Yeah, spent a lot of time at the office.
I need a little espresso from Nestle's, okay?
Yeah, you're my, come over here, my little espresso.
I've got a, I've got a call, so make it quick.
All right, get in here.
I mean, these guys, all of them, just.
amazing. I understand it.
We've talked about this before. I understand it.
You work. It's a subordinate.
So it probably, we don't know, obviously, but it's probably just a secretary.
Just, just a secretary.
A CEO secretary, it's a big job.
And you're with them all the time.
And when you have successes or whatever, when it's celebrating, you're there at the very,
at the very beginning of whatever successful meeting, whatever it was.
so you know you want to celebrate and you're happy and you spend all this time together
and you end up you know take care of a little bit with my little uh with my little nestley
fun incisor and uh you know you're not supposed to do that and uh that's a huge mistake and uh you know
who knows i don't know did she complain or he uh did uh did did someone else complained but was there
another secretary for the underling that was like you bitch i you know who knows i don't they don't
say. They don't say. Maybe we'll find out
someday. I hope so.
I mean,
the list of these guys
now that are
busted for this is pretty, it's
getting pretty lengthy. I mean, just off the top
of my head, we've got the guy, remember the guy
from Intel. He resigned
for violating company
policy for having a relationship
with the co-worker. The
McDonald's, they fired their
chief executive, Estherbrook,
because of his consensual
relationship with an employee.
There was the guy at Kroger.
And there was one more.
The list, I'm going to have to just compile a list
of all these CEOs that are out there.
Just,
just walk in the office
looking for business, man.
That's what they're doing.
They're the CEO, the company.
And it's the power dynamic.
If I'm the secretary of even anyone
in the, if I'm just a little
stenographer down there in cubicle four and mr. CEO walks by and says hey how you doing
uh my name is steveesterbrook CEO what do you do here i'm a happy little synographer i just
type up meeting notes and i've signed an nDA because i can't tell anybody anything sir but i'm
really happy to be here and uh but thanks for stopping by and seeing me oh you know you do such a fine job
for us.
Would she'd like to come down and, you know, have some ice tea?
You know, maybe a drink.
We're getting ready to celebrate this big deal that you're going to be typing up tomorrow.
Would you like to come down and celebrate it with us?
Oh, that would be very nice, sir.
I would like to come down.
And the next thing you know, she's on the desk.
So, I mean, who's...
Who can blame him?
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Yeah, maybe you're only going to think about moving if you hit the lotto.
Well, good luck.
You still got a shot.
The Mega Millions jackpot drawing last night there was no jackpot winner.
So it rolls over.
So the next drawing for the Mega Millions is Friday night.
336 million is the jackpot.
151.3 million is the cash payout.
I honestly, I thought the Mega.
millions was supposed to roll over and get bigger faster because of the new $5 a ticket plan.
That doesn't seem to be growing as fast as what they said it was going to.
But I, you know, I'm just looking.
As a person looking from the outside end, I just see like, it seems to be not growing like they said it would.
But maybe, you know what?
Maybe I just don't know what I'm looking at.
And then we have the powerball drawing, which is tonight, if you're listening live, today is the
3rd of September, 2025, $1.30 million.
You get a $589.0 million cash payout.
I want to be clear, and on the record with you, the audience, of chewing the fat, I am willing
to accept the $589.0 million cash payout.
I know.
I know.
Don't think to yourself, no, no, Jeff, you probably shouldn't.
No, I'm willing to do it.
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Yeah.
There's no doubt about that.
Oh, I'm going to say that silently because I don't want people to know.
There will be signs.
There will be signs.
But I don't really want people to know.
I was reading a story about a guy that won 24 million on obviously a lottery ticket.
But he had left it in an old shirt according to the story.
And he waited until the last minute and he claimed it like it was a day, a day before it was going to going to.
expire and he found it in his old shirt pocket you know uh that happened to me too man i can't
tell you how many times i've had a winning ticket and then it's in my shirt pocket and i forgot about
it and wouldn't you know dog on it the time it expired how piss would you be i mean that's why if you
find a ticket and it's expired no no no no no no no don't do that if you i've told you many
times. I've told you many times. No, the earth is not a better place without you on it.
Don't think about doing that. However, I will say that if you find an old lottery ticket in,
you know, a shirt pocket, say, like this guy did. And it's out of date. It's past the time
limit. Just throw it away. Don't look at it. If it's, if you know where you get your, some places you have a,
year, some places you have 90 days, some places so you just know your time limit. And if the day
down it is past that time limit, don't look. You don't want to be bummed. You don't want to take it
to the check it at the lottery machine and have it go, boop. This is outdated, but you would have won
$24.1 million. Then maybe, uh, not to yourself, but you might think about
somebody else. And don't do that either. Don't do that either. I don't do that either. I don't even
want to, are you even if you shoot the ticket? Yeah, okay, fine. You can shoot the ticket over there
in the backyard away from people and you're still going to get in trouble for that in most cities.
But I was just saying, man, you don't want to, you don't really want to know.
Not sure if this is good news or bad news. A federal judge ruled that Google can keep Chrome
browser, can keep Chrome, but cannot forge exclusive contracts and must share search data with
rivals to rectify the company's monopoly on search.
So, okay.
They don't have to sell Chrome.
The big takeaway, I guess, is the ruling that the U.S.
District Judge said that the Google had an illegal monopoly on search.
Because the Department of Justice said that they should sell off its browser.
for the situation.
And the judge is like easy.
That's a little overreach.
So what we're going to do is we're going to say
Google could no longer broker exclusive search contracts
and it must share the data it uses to determine
what search results to show.
So Google said, now we're appealing that decision.
And we're not going to pay any penalties.
Now we're appealing that because we don't like that.
So yeah, they've got plenty of money to bury in litigation.
this is, you know, against the Department of Justice, really.
So, I mean, they could bury you as well.
So that's a big fight.
We'll see what happens.
So right now, Google gets to keep Chrome.
And they get to keep charging exclusive deals and not telling people what your search is unless they want to.
So I guess that's good news for Google.
But the fight is on.
And they know they're losing a little bit of grip on that search engine.
So, you know, I don't know.
You're not supposed to use Google.
use another one.
Go to duck, duck, go.
Oh, come on.
Come on now.
My laptop that I have now automatically defaults to Bing, which is Bing.
So, I mean, there are many times when I'd rather just go to Chrome.
And so because they get it right, okay?
Is that because Google is hiding things?
Okay.
Then maybe if they stop hiding things, the other search engine will get better.
but then again
maybe not
now let's go to the break room
I need something cold to drink
desperately
so as we're sitting here
here in the break room
we're headed over to the break room
I was all ready to congratulate
Anna Wintour
she finally
she finally named a successor
at Vogue
the new head of editorial content
at the storied fashion
magazine is Chloe Malley
14 year
veteran of the publication who was promoted from being the editor of vogue.com.
She is the daughter of actress Candace Bergen and the late French film director
Louis Melet, but today is full of Frenchies.
That's for sure.
For now, she'll report directly to Anna Wintour,
who remains the global editorial director and chief content officer of Kande Nast.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure how long that actually will.
be and if it really is
something that matters
that fight will be had by them
for sure but as I'm thinking about
you know Anna went to her and naming her
you know her replacement
I'm sorry her successor at Vogue
no one can replace Anna and you're not really
replacing her she's just doing another job and she's still
going to oversee your work okay yeah I got it
all right so I'm told in my ear you know I started
watching Animal Kingdom this weekend
and yeah
and now all I want to think about is Animal
Kingdom I love that series
I watched it when it first came out
and then I stopped I think
before the final season
or maybe
season and a half
I saw bits and pieces of it
I never did get to the very end
so then obviously it's available to watch
I think on Netflix might be prime
I don't remember I don't remember which platform
it's on
but you know they're all there
So we just got done binging him not long ago
And I say we because I sat down
And I started watching it
And I told my father-in-law
Just sit down
You're gonna watch this
We just sit down
And we you know, he's got hooked
And you could just spend your
You're so vested in all the characters
And the timelines and what's happening
And I was what a great show
However
There are a few things that need to be addressed
For Animal Kingdom, okay
Now they did not talk to me about this
Which is very disappointing to me
But at that time
Yeah they weren't able to get a hold of me
when it was new.
But A, they, they, the end of Animal Kingdom.
And I forget how many seasons it has, I think six or seven,
something like that.
So the last, the last season, I guess the last season,
is different but good.
I enjoyed it.
You know, they do some flashback scenes,
which I really enjoyed.
However, the ending of the end,
like, I'm okay.
with the ending, but the ending of the end I am not okay with.
It should not have ended the way that it ended.
It should have been completely different.
And I don't know, I've been waiting for, you know, for them to call me back.
I don't know if they did it a couple different ways, and that's the way they chose for one
reason or another, or if that's just the way it was written.
Because I think I remember reading at the time when I was really kind of of
upset about it. I'm not upset right now. I'm just thinking about it. I could get myself worked up,
though. I think that's just the way they ended it. It was all it had to end. No, it's not how it had
ended at all. It should not have ended like that. If you watch the series, it should have ended
my way. Okay? And since I don't want to spoil it for the producer,
was because I might feel bad for a second
I'm spoiling it
I won't tell you exactly what happened
but if you watch Animal Kingdom just know
that you ever said to me
the ending I know you're welcome
I may go back on that here in about 30 seconds
but the ending is just
it's not it's good
it's not the ending that should have been
it's not the Jeff Fisher
executive producer director writer
of Animal Kingdom final episode
season six or so whatever it is
would have been it would have been different
it would have been different
then there's a couple other twists
in the show itself that I find
it was concerning at the time
because the timeline
of the flashbacks
don't really match up with
the lifetime line
of
of Smurf.
Is this all the last season?
Smurf is
the star.
It's Ellen Barkin.
She's awesome in it.
And so
they do flashbacks of Smurf.
And the timeline of the flashbacks
of Smurf,
we need to
revisit that.
Now is it possible
that the final season
was done by different people?
I don't think so.
I think if I remember
looking back at it. I don't know that
it was. I don't know that it was the same people.
Could be wrong.
You know, whatever.
It just got me thinking
about Animal Kingdom. And I could almost,
I don't think I'm ready to sit through it again.
It's going to take me a little while to sit through it again
because it takes a lot out of you.
It takes a lot out of you.
And plus there's the new
terminal list that I got to watch,
the dark horse or dark wolf or
whatever the hell it's called.
And I've got other shows that are coming up now.
And so I've still on Chief of War has not ended yet.
And so, you know, I've got some things, plus it's football season.
So it really puts a bind into my viewing.
We talked about this yesterday.
Really, I've got to work on some scheduling conflicts.
Like, my family needs to stop scheduling things for me.
I need to, and work needs to settle down.
All right.
Pat and Glenn and the Blaze, you need to stop expecting this whole work thing to happen.
I need to be focused on my viewing is what needs to happen.
For you, the listener of Two and the Fat, is what I'm saying.
Not for me, my gosh, that's just wrong.
All right.
I did see a fascinating little study, this new surprising finding,
that Gen Alpha Kids, 12 and under,
who've never known life without iPads and phones and screens,
actually prefer movie theaters to streaming.
So a new NRG study defining Gen Alpha as those born 2013 and later shows 59% prefer the big screen experience over their couch compared to just 45% of millennials.
This goes against years of the industry doom saying, yeah, theaters were crying.
They've been crying forever.
Now they can at least put a little half a smile on, which goes back to why they need to make the experience.
a little bit better so that the kids don't have to spend $8 billion to have twizzlers while they watch a movie.
But again, what do I know?
They didn't talk to me.
So 55% of Gen Alpha prefers going with large friend groups versus 31% of millennials,
60% to see movies on opening weekend, and 44% prefer busy theaters.
Yeah, you want to be with a group of people and share the experience.
68% say spending time with friends family is a major reason for going to movies.
Yeah, that's what it always was until, you know, those of us that weren't raised with
screens and iPads in our hands got screens and iPads in our hands.
And we thought, hey, I've got an 80-inch television sitting right here in front of me.
Why do I need to travel to the theater?
Let me watch it here.
And now the kids are saying, yeah, we can, I mean, sure, we got the 80-
but I want to go to the theater.
I want to be with my friends and look on the giant screen.
So, I mean, it's awesome, you know,
that's good news for theaters,
but it is still bad news for parents
who are going to spend $8 trillion on Twizzlers and popcorn
just to get a little Joey and little buffy
out to the movie theater on Friday night.
But it's a good sign.
It's a good sign for movie theaters.
At least the youngans,
the youngans want to go see the movies.
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Who died today?
Who died today?
Well, let's begin with saying they had a second earthquake in Afghanistan
as the death toll from Sunday's quake exceeds 1,400 people.
Now, I feel bad.
I do.
Because the first earthquake that happened, I thought, oh, they had an earthquake.
Oh, there's a big earthquake.
Where?
Afghanistan.
Oh, well.
And I moved down with my life.
And now I'm seeing where they got a second earthquake that I'm supposed to feel bad about.
And, I mean, 1,400 people have passed away.
That's terrible.
Oh, well, let's move on.
I know I'm a terrible person.
I know I'm a terrible person.
I get it.
but I just
it's Afghanistan
you have
call you know what you do
if you need some help
call Gaza
and see if they've got some people to send
and help you out dig out of the rubble
I'm sure someone from
the Gaza
military you got going out there
and they can help you out no problem
they help you dig out of the rubble
because
darn it
and some of the equipment that we left over there
when we abandoned the country
that the Taliban took over again
is now destroyed by an earthquake
oh shoot
gosh darn it
anyway I feel bad for anyone who was hurt
I don't want anyone to be hurt
and 1400 of them are really hurt
because they're dead
but I know I'm a terrible human being
I know that already
let's just start with that I'm a terrible human
being. But, I mean,
the second earthquake in Afghanistan, does that
mean earth changes? Is that
because of climate change? I don't know.
Are the
tectonic plates shifting
and soon we'll,
we're all going to have to be in
giant boats and be safe?
I saw the movie 2012.
Anyway,
is that going to happen? I don't know.
I don't know.
But I do know that
there's been the second earthquake in Afghanistan.
and I barely care.
So I know that makes me a terrible person.
So let's just go with that.
Have they found out who the 100 piles of cremated human remains were in the desert outside of Las Vegas yet?
They found 100 piles of cremated human remains outside of Vegas.
Zip ties, broken urns were found near the remains.
Federal and local officials are now investigating the piles, which were found
outside of Searchlight, Nevada,
which is in the high desert.
Out there where Art Bells,
it's not Perump.
It's not Perump, but it's out there in the high desert
where coast-to-coast A.m. originated with Art Bell.
So we don't know.
Maybe a company didn't know what to do with them,
and they threw them away out in the desert.
Or, I mean, at first,
you'd first think it was the mob.
Absolutely.
When they find the bottles and the barrels over there at Lake Me,
that's mafia.
But they've already cremated human remains.
So maybe, I guess maybe they burned the bodies.
You know, we also, we've all seen Ozark.
And so, you know, you just burn the bodies and get rid of them.
And maybe that's what they were doing instead of just.
But that makes no sense.
If I'm in the mafia and I burn a body, okay.
And then why would I put it in an urn or carry it out in the desert
and put it with other bodies?
I would just throw it out the window
as I'm driving along.
Doesn't it got respect.
Yeah, I respect to the dead.
Okay, all right, sure, sure.
There's always, you guys, there's some weird respect thing.
Sure.
Just at least put them in an urn and throw them out of the desert.
That shows respect for them, doesn't it?
And then we have the U.S. drug strikes
on the vessel in the Caribbean,
killing at least 11 people,
allegedly tied to Venezuela, the Tren de Aragua game.
They were apparently drug smuggling.
We saw the video and looked like a shipping vessel,
a fishing vessel to me as a non-professional.
They did not look like it was a fishing vessel at all.
But we're just busy shooting drug boats out of the water now.
Yeah, we used more than that.
I mean, the military, we showed the video of it and the missile or whatever they used,
blew it up out of the water and we're done.
Have a nice day.
We've washed our hands with it.
Don't be drug smugglers out of Venezuela and you will survive.
Okay.
All right.
No problem.
I guess we're all good with that?
Absolutely.
All right.
Let's go.
I cannot even imagine now.
Oh, my gosh.
I want to talk about the Chinese.
show of force yesterday in Tiananmen Square.
I have been fascinated with this thing since they,
if you look at the pictures,
we're going to talk about this tomorrow on Pat Grand Lease.
I'm going to make this.
Maybe this is just my fat five for tomorrow on Pat Greenleash.
Because I, it's incredible what they did.
All right, all these leaders came together for Xi Jinping.
What's his face?
Diggleberry from North Korea was there.
and
yeah, yeah, yeah, Kimmy
and
Pooty Poot was there
and other, I think there was
26 other countries there, something like that.
I don't remember how many countries were there.
In fact, let's find out.
All right, it looks like 17 or 18.
World leaders were there
from Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-ung,
the head of Iran,
Masud Abkhazan.
We had the acting president of Miramar,
we had the Belarus president of course
Indonesia
Slovakia Serbia
Pakistan Mongolia
Mongolia Uzbekistan
Republic of Congo
Cuba
we had Zimbabwe
we had
Assembly members from South Korea
we had a prime minister
former prime minister of Japan
one of the things
and they had a meeting the BRICS meeting
was with Putin,
Chi, and
Modi from India.
Modi did not go to this.
Modi did not go to this,
which is interesting in and of itself
because they're fighting with the U.S.
over these tariffs
because India is getting Russian oil.
And Trump is mad at him.
And so there's a picture of them
meeting and hugging and holding hands
and practically making out and it's sickening.
Looks like the kids are sneaking
behind Daddy's back to me.
no not sick sickening as sick that they're sneaking behind trump's bag no not business sickening either
what are we doing no these world leaders stop it modi and Putin and z they've got their own
they got their own secretaries they're not doing each other okay let's calm down with that
so anyway i was reading about the parade the parade looked incredible uh just incredible
and and they claim that 50,000 people were there i would say that uh okay so
So that's not that many people.
China has a billion people.
And they only made 50,000 show up to this at Tiananmen Square.
I think we should have had more.
But, you know, that's just me.
Don't worry.
Chi, you do you, bud.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, so it was, they had the 26 helicopters flew in formation,
the number 80, because they were celebrating the 80 years since World War II.
Uh-huh.
This was just, you know, they're, this was just, they're showing up force, okay, to us.
And we got it.
They were in World War II, and yeah, we got it.
No problem.
But what they showed was incredible.
Okay, so they had a 70-minute display of marching troops, a new generation of weapons
that showcased AI-enhanced anti-dron tanks, anti-ship hypersonic missiles, huge underwater drones,
the DF61 truck launched intercontinental ballistic missiles,
one of the most advanced models in development.
That got a round of applause.
When the submarine launched a JL3 missile displayed at the parade
and believed to be capable of reaching North America.
And all of that technology we made.
They're stolen from us.
So they were just showing their muscle.
And it's just, I mean, the underwater drone looks really cool.
The underwater drone almost looks like the B-2 bombers,
but they're underwater drones,
and they look freaking badass.
And I'm not supposed to say that.
Okay, never mind.
But it's just, it's incredible.
It's our technology.
What are we doing?
And so it's just, I don't like it.
I don't like it one little bit.
I don't like it one little bit.
Now, is it wrong of me to think that we,
and this is just between you and me now, okay,
just between you and me.
No, you don't have to tell anybody else.
Okay?
Is it wrong of me to think that
that all these leaders together
over there at Tiananmen Square?
And we're busy
killing some drug dealers
off the coast of Venezuela
and we just
send a
send a couple of
bombers over at Tiananmen Square
and accidentally crash
or bomb one into it
be done?
No, we don't do it.
that? We don't kill all the world leaders?
All right, never mind. I didn't say a thing.
That was somebody else.
It's the matcha or the three
ensemble Ciceroa of Cephora of the FACC
that I just niche, who me energize
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One last thing on the
Chinese show of force,
okay, my favorite part of the whole
story. People
living near Tiananmen Square
were banned from
cooking on Wednesday morning
because they didn't want any smoke
to haze up the sky
for this show. So, instead,
Instead, they were given breakfast packs of hard-boiled tea eggs, bread rolls, and some spicy
sick-on pickles, S-I-C-H-U-A-N.
Amorphalus.
Yeah, no, there were some kind of pickles.
So that's awesome.
And you'll take it or we'll kill you.
Pretty much the, here's breakfast.
Don't, don't cook.
Okay.
Here's a little box of food for you of snacks.
Don't cook.
No problem.
now let's get back to America
where hard work means everything right
I mean that's the that's the American way
you work hard you succeed
that's what that's what the American way is
well Americans apparently
are saying that they have too much labor
Wall Street Journal
NORC poll found that 70% of respondents
said that the belief
of working hard will get you ahead
is either no longer true or was never true.
That's the highest share in 15 years.
So they reported the sentiment held true for many demographics,
including people with and without college degrees
and for households making over $100,000 annually.
So Bill Sanchez, a 30-year-old attorney and army veteran,
told the outlet there's limits to what hard work can actually bring people these days.
So we're done with hard work, okay?
We want to be content providers on the internet,
and we don't consider that to be work,
and that's what we want.
Now it is, and if you do it right, it's a lot of work.
People don't think that way anymore, though.
They think all I've got to do is just post stupid videos
of them saying how mad they are at some little kid,
and then they're going to become famous.
No, that's not the way it works.
And I spent this last weekend,
I swear
There was so many
police
interaction videos
in my timeline
I had to put it down
I was just
people arguing with the police
fighting the police
police pulling oak people
is just
I can't
after so I got to stop
so that my algorithm
sees that I stopped
because once I watch one
then the algorithm says
oh he likes this
we're going to give him more.
We'll give him more.
Feed me, Seymour.
And we do, and we continue on.
So I just, I was never ending of stupid people arguing with police over stupid things.
And so many of them, so many of them, started with a simple interaction.
All that had to be done was for this person to show the police officer their identification.
That's all that needed to be done.
then you wouldn't have been dragged out of your car
you wouldn't have been arrested
you wouldn't have been hauled away
you wouldn't have had your car towed
you wouldn't have been fighting with other people
all you had to do was show the police officer
your identification
and then you would either have gotten a ticket
for whatever he pulled you over for
or he would have given you a warning
and you would have driven away
but all you had to do
was show your identification
had you done so
all of this five to ten to fifteen minute video
would have been negated
and I would have been able to do something else with my life
and my algorithm would have been something else this weekend
and yet it wasn't
you didn't end there I was
all right let's get out of here
I need a joke of the day
this joke of the day
it made me laugh and I can't remember if I told you already
I can't remember if I told you already
so this is the problem I have
is that if I say the joke out loud,
that means I've told you
I'm chewing the fat.
And so a lot of times I read these jokes
to my family.
And I have to,
if I don't write down in my notes
read to the family,
then I've already heard myself saying it out loud.
That means I've told you.
And I know that I've said this joke out loud.
So if I already told you this joke,
I'm sorry.
because it's my fault.
No, it's my fault.
I'm not going to blame Wes.
He does a lot of things to get blamed for.
This one isn't it, okay?
So a lady comes into a tattoo place
and she's always wanted Bert Reynolds
between her thighs.
I think I did tell you this.
I think I did this on chewing the fat.
I think I did this on chewing the fat.
I think.
That's a good setup.
I think I may have told you this already.
All right.
So the guy says you're going to get it again.
That's just the way it is.
So the guy says, okay, I could do that, but you'll have to take your shorts off.
And she says, okay, and she takes them off.
And of course, she's wearing no panties.
So the guy just smiles and proceeds to give her the tattoo.
When he's done, she looks at it and says, that doesn't look like Bert Reynolds,
and I'm not going to pay for that.
About that time, the other tattoo artist walks up and says, what's the problem?
And she says, I'm not happy with the other guy's tattoo.
And the guy says, well, this artist, maybe he can do better.
the girl says, well, I don't want to two tattoos of Burt Reynolds, but, you know, I wanted to get Robert Redford between my thighs, too.
But I'm only going to pay for one, okay?
I'm not going to pay for two.
So both artists agree that she will only have to pay the artist that has the best one, but who's going to be the judge.
And they decide, you know what we'll do is the next person after we're done that walks into the shop, after they're both done, we'll be the judge.
And, okay, fine, good deal.
So the second artist finishes, and they look at the first person.
They were just waiting for the first person to come in the shop.
They wait, they wait, and they wait, and they wait.
Pretty soon a drunken homeless guy comes stumbling in the door.
And they bring him in, and they say, okay, let's do check out these two faces tattooed on this lady's thighs.
And tell us who they are and which is the best.
And the drunken homeless man sticks his head down there and looks to the left and looks to the right.
and back to the left again
and back to the right again
straightens up and he says
I don't know who the two fellers are on the sides
but the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson
do what I mean
I think I did
I think I told you that before
I think I did
before you got it though
I mean you understand why it was
yeah no you got it
so I want to leave you with the question
that I asked at the beginning of the show
all right
where did the name
earth
come from
huh i mean it traces back
i mean it's uh ground and soil
back to old germanic erd
but no one knows who the first
to use it was
to describe the planet or why it stuck
i mean mars venus jupiter
named after gods roman gods
uh earth's name has no
known mythology, astronomer, or empire behind it.
So to this day, it remains the only planet whose name is a total mystery.
Earth came from where?
Dude, I know.
I just been trying to think about where Earth came from.
And, yeah, I don't know either.
Let's give me another hit, okay?
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