Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - It’s Troublesome… | 4/4/24

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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The White House has directed NASA to establish a new time standard for the moon by 2026 known as Coordinated Lunar Time LTC So what they're hoping to provide

is an official time reference for future lunar missions amid the growing space race involving U.S., China, Japan, Indian, Russia. There's no telling if our coordinated lunar time will be upheld and used by the U.S., China, Japan. And they may be on a whole different time zone. Who knows?

But LTC will be developed in collaboration. Oh, see, with several government departments and international partners. Yeah, so they're going to be. okay, China and U.S. and Japan and India and Russia, they'll all be good with it with the coordinated lunar time.

And the goal is to synchronize technology and missions with precise timing crucial for safety and accuracy in space operations. So get ready, I want the watch. I want the there's a new business there for you.

Go ahead. You're welcome. A million dollar idea from chewing the fat. I want the new watch with the LTC, the coordinated lunar time. It's going to be awesome. What time is it on the moon? Well, hold on a moment. Let me check as going to be awesome.

And I will say that the story I saw on Instagram had a picture. Oh my gosh, that's what they do on Instagram. And it has a, you know, a clock hands on the face of the moon. Now, on my phone, I have a picture of the moon that my wife took. It looks exactly like the picture of the moon they used in this picture without credit to my wife, Frame Life Photography. Now, there's no, I know personally, there's no other picture of the moon exactly like that one.

Okay. No one else has ever taken a picture of the moon. And on my phone, I also have a clock hands in the middle of that picture of the moon, which I believe they stole from my phone. I've been hacked. I've been hacked just for the story of coordinating. lunar time.

This is, I don't know what kind of world we're living in in today's world, but I don't like it. I don't like it when a picture of the moon and clock hands end up on a social media site that I don't get credit for. But I seriously am looking forward to the LTC watch. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. I'll start this with saying 988 is the, suicide and crisis lifeline. All right, you can chat and text for free,

confidential, emotional support if you're in crisis. So you can use 988 if there is an issue. And I know that we've all had suicide touch our lives. But there's a story out of Dutch. I know it's the Netherlands. I got it. I can't stop, but it's near a Dutch town. And I just want to call it just the Dutch.

So this Z-O-R-R-A-Y-A, I call her Z-R-A-R-A-T-E-R-E-R-E-T-E-E-E-E-E-E-T-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E, her plan, she said, is to be cremated. I didn't want to burn my partner with having to keep the grave tidy. Yeah, you don't want that. You don't want that. We haven't picked out an urn yet that will be in my house. She didn't want to keep the grave teddy, but you still got to dust off the urn.

We're not thinking about that. Anyway, maybe he has house cleaners. I don't know. She lives in Dutch, near the German border, and she once had ambitions to become a psychiatrist, and she was just never able to muster the will to finish school or start a carer.

career. She was hobbled by her depression and autism and borderline personality disorder. Now, she's just tired of living. Now, she said, look, I'm in love with my boyfriend. He's an IT programmer, and we're living in a nice house, and we've got a couple of cats, but I just, you know, I remember, this is, this is Zor talking. She recalled to her psychiatrist telling her that they tried everything. There's nothing more we can do for you. So it's never going to get any better. So maybe you just get over it.

Although I don't have a psychological degree. So at that point, that's when Zor said, you know what? I decided to die. And it's very clear that if it doesn't get any better, I can't do this anymore. Oh. Okay.

So that's great, huh? And you just schedule your death. That is, that's good. What's going to happen is, when the doctor's going to show up. Zor, doctor here, killing doctor here, and they're going to administer a sedative, followed by a drug that will stop Zor's heart. Now when she's dead, a euthanasia review committee will evaluate her death to ensure the doctor adhered to due care criteria, which is very important.

You don't want to just kill somebody that wants to die. You don't want that. You want to make sure that they adhere to do care criteria. and the Dutch government will declare that the life of Zerea Terbeck is it Beck or Beek?

Wait a minute. I've been calling her back. It's Beak. Oh my gosh, I'm misnaming her. I'm sorry. It's Beak. It's not Beck. How? I apologize. Zorora Terbeek 28 expects to be euthanized in her. It almost throws the whole story off now I've been calling her back.

That's why I called her Zor. that's beak not Beck okay so anyway then she asked her boyfriend to be with her at the very end I'm sure he's happy about that man there's nothing more you want to do as sit by someone who's dying

and who dies especially when you know they're adhering to do care criteria now look I'm not opposed to this to be honest with you look if you want it I don't want anybody to kill themselves we've all been touched by suicide is terrible

it's a horrible thing and you always think I get it to a point you think that life for everyone will be better when you're not there which isn't true but that's what you believe

and you have to get past that I know that 988 is the crisis line but if you are going to kill yourself I mean does she want people to stop her is that why we're talking about it

is she's making a big deal of, you know what, I've decided to kill myself, and she wants people to stop her from killing herself, I guess. I mean, I was the one years ago who came up with the suicide app, the jumper app. I wanted people that were going to jump off bridges to put their stuff on a platform, and as soon as they stepped on a platform, I get a text on my phone, poop, jumper, and I log in, and I'm able to watch a jump off the bridge. I thought it was a million dollar idea. A lot of people disagreed.

But I was the one, go ahead, do it. And you know how much money we wasted trying to figure out who jumped, where they jumped, we have to search and rescue, try to find them? No, there's their wallet, there's their identification, there's the keys to the car that they parked on the bridge, blocking traffic,

and we know who they are, and we just step on a platform and they jumped. So then we don't have to look for them. We just know that when a body washes up on shore, we know that's, oh yeah, that's Bill. And we're done. I know it sounds cruel, but that was just me. I was just an idea I had.

Then they started putting giant nets on bridges, you know, to catch jumpers. My plan still works. My app still works on that. You get the alert, jumper, and you watch and maybe they, you know, leap out past the net. It's all on camera.

And you know, you pay a nominal fee to subscribe to the jumper app. But I digress. Let's talk about Zoraia Turbique, 28, who has now decided to euthanize yourself. I mean, this is where we're at in the world. Yep, you know what? I decided. I don't, man.

I just, I'm done. and I'm going to call in the euthanizers and they're going they pull up too. They pull up in their euthanizer truck and they just make sure that they adhere to due care criteria because if you're not if you're not adhering to do care criteria,

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She is now on the billionaire list from Forbes. $1.1 billion is what Taylor is worth. Congratulations to her. We did the 100 billionaire list the other day. But Taylor's got a way to go. She'll get there, though. If anyone can, she will. But she's at only one point.

She's only at $1.1 billion. Please. I mean, congratulations in all tea. But, you know, easy. All right. But she is also going to get a Serious XM channel now, which I'm surprised she doesn't have already. That is kind of surprising to me that there isn't a Serious XM Taylor Swift channel.

But she is going to. to be releasing a new album. So starting April 7th, just a few days away. Today, if you're listening live, is the 4th of April, 2024. And this is a limited engagement, serious XM channel. Weird. Okay. So, and it is channel 13.

Ha ha, ha, ha. Oh, that is so cute. You know how she loves 13. That's Taylor's 9. number. So starting this Sunday, April 7th, 13 days ahead of her forthcoming album. See what did there? It's 13 again. Oh, she is something that T. Swift. The new album is the tortured poets department. Man, and she's starting out a new album out already. I mean, enough. How'd you calm down, all right? You just finished a, you know, a huge world tour. You're

off lovy-dovey in with your new with your NFL player Travis Kelsey, why don't you calm down a little bit but no, she is not and so the Sirius XM channel is going to include all of all of the songs from

the vault tracks, live recordings, bonus tracks, and of course my favorite more. The 13th day of the channel oh my gosh. That is so great. Anyway, Friday, the 19th.

We couldn't work it out for the 13th. I mean, what are we doing? Anyway, coincides with the release of the new album. And on that day, the 19th, the channel will be playing the full album throughout the weekend. So you get nothing but

Taylor Swift album. You know, when I was managing a record store with a hot new album like that would come out, that's all you'd play in the record store. You know, when you opened up. Now, obviously, when you were there getting ready, you'd put on whatever you want to like whatever you wanted to listen to. But if a hot album was out,

just listen to that all day, turn it over and over for the sales. People come into shop and they're listening to the new music all day long. That's just what you do. But, you know, if you're not Taylor Swift and you want to become a billionaire, you still have a way to do it if you win the lotto.

No one won. No one won. So the Powerball drawing this coming Saturday, The 6th of April, $2024, is $1.23 billion. It'll probably go up. That's the jackpot.

It'll probably go up before the drawing on Saturday night. But as of right now, $1.23 billion is the jackpot. And if you were to decide to take the cash pay out, it would be $595.1 billion. So the only way that you would be a billionaire is just at the time that you held up the giant check for $1.23 billion.

And then taxes will be taken. out and cash payments would be taken out and then you would be a billionaire. And you'd be back to your usual loser's self with only about $350 or $400 million. Man, let's take a moment and just think what we would do with

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and Felicity is back. That's a Paramount Plus show, Criminal Minds, Evolution. And so I don't know what her role is going to be. But remember she, she went to jail over Varsity Blues. In fact, she was the one that started our coverage here on Chewing the Fat, our in-depth coverage of Operation Varsity Blues. Yeah. Yeah.

Tonight's episode. Cannon. Yeah. Don't you dare stop this. Thank you. Starring William Conrad. Think about it. He stars.

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Tonight's episode. Tonight's episode. hear no evil Oh no no I thought We had the other one What happened So I thought we had country blues No we don't need it again

But I thought we had country blues I was told specifically That country blues was put in Is this country blues? It damn well better be Or the whole joint is done We're blowing the whole thing Come on it sounds different

It's got a little bit of bass A little bit different bassy in it Canon Kenan Starring William Conrad With guest stars Klu Lue Liger Oh yeah

Okay, it's different Awesome Diane Farsi Yeah Joan Van Ark Yeah she did a few of them too Tonight's episode Country Blues

Thank you That's the one That's the one All right That's my favorite One of all time country blues. Anyway, congratulations. All that for Felicity

getting back on criminal minds and back to work. So good for her. So Felicity's back to work and we get news today that Kiss, you know them, you love them, has sold their entire catalog, brand name,

and IP to a Swedish company Pop House Entertainment Group in a deal estimated to be over $300 million. Now, I would guess for the full catalog of Kiss and the brand name

and the IP would be worth more than $300 million. That seems like a low ball number. Now, they've made a lot of money. They've made a lot of money over the years. And they've made a, you know, he probably controls the rights to all the games and dolls and toys.

that probably still goes to kiss, right? But the brand, that's got to be all the dolls and everything. I mean, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, and Tommy Thayer, Eric Singer, those guys, I know they were on their farewell tour, but 300 million, seems like, and I thought that, didn't they make a deal for the Avatar, you know, going to do the ABBA thing that they're doing with Abba and Elvis, and they're going to do that with Kiss too?

Maybe that's what the Swedish, maybe that's what the group, What's their stupid name again? Pop House Entertainment Group. That's maybe that's what they're doing is getting ready to have that creation at the, you know, the you get the 3D images and everything's going to be great.

It's going to be all kiss. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, because I mean, in their final show in New York, they revealed all their digital avatars. You're right, they all came out and they used the special effects from George Lucas over there at his dump industrial light and magic.

So I guess that's going to be a partnership with Pop House, and that's what they're buying it for. Okay. So, but still though, wow, 300 million. That seems low for all of that. But I mean, you should have, I mean, you guys, you guys should have called me. I don't know, you know, maybe you should have reached out to me on X at Jeffrey JFR

or maybe Facebook and Instagram. Fisher Radio. You just reach out to me, you know, on YouTube chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. You can email me anytime chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And, you know, Gene, instead of doing your little stupid TV commercials and your little TV hits about stuff, maybe you contact me and I could have, you know, helped you out a little bit with the deal, because you obviously, you obviously needed help. I mean only 300 million

I'm sorry it was estimated to be a little over 300 million What does that mean? 400 million, 500 million or 300 million and one? You know, that's why you needed me. That's why you need to me. Now Pop House Entertainment, man,

the Pop House Entertainment Group is They got one over on you. You guys are going to have to split up 300 million I don't know how you're going to live. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rink on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice?

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Who died today? Who died today? Well, let's begin with Juan Vincent Perez-Mora. He was certified by Guinness as the oldest man on the planet. He has passed away at the age of 114. dead. It does not say what killed him. There was no cause of death listed. So, I mean, it couldn't have been that because they would have said that. He's the father of 11 and he's got numerous, you know, descendants and other dingleberries running around because of him. He spent his life farming,

serving as a sheriff. And he was very adept at resolving land disputes. Apparently there's, you know, plenty of land disputes in Venezuela. So Juan Vincent Perez Mora dead at the age of 114. Now look, he was only the oldest guy on the planet since I think 22. Yeah, he was 2022. I mean, he took it over what he was 112. Okay. And so he lived to 114.

Very sad. Again, there was no. cause of death. I'm not sure who the, who's Guinness right now is looking, hello. Hello, old person. Who's the oldest person on the planet? How old are you? They've got to have

people in line to take over, right? Because as soon as the other guy died in 2022, my man took over right away. He said, Juan Vincent Perez-Mora, said that his secret to longevity,

was a shot of booze every day. Okay. I mean, think about what that guy lived through, though. I mean, both World Wars, a couple of pandemics, maybe more, multiple pandemics. That's a long, that's living a life now, my friends.

You can quote me on that. That's living a life there, my friend. Juan, Vincent de Perezmora, rest in peace, dead at the age of 114. then we have actor-comedian Joe Flattery Joe Flattery dead at the age of 82 very sad he was a funny man

he's been I mean he was part of the Chicago's Second City improv group really funny did Frasier and family guy he was you know it was just one of those one of those actors and did sketch comedy and SCTV really funny

guy. You remember he was in freaks and geeks. I mean, like I said, he's a funny guy. Joe Flattery. Dead at 82 after a brief illness. So I guess it wasn't that. They would have said that, right? They would have said, oh yeah, he died of that. They wouldn't have said after a brief illness. So rest in peace, Joe Flattery dead at the age of 82. Then we have a couple of baseball. executives that have passed away. Larry Lucino was the former CEO and a president of the Boston Red Sox. He has passed away at the age of 78.

Now he had, I don't know, survived cancer multiple times and they claimed that he died of a congenital heart failure at this point. So he passed away at the age of 78. So Larry Lucino, rest in peace, dead at the age of 78. But then we had, not long ago, we had the longtime Baltimore Orioles owner, Peter Angelos. He died at the age of 94. Now, according to his family, he was ill for several years. And so the family and the Baltimore Orioles thanked the caregivers who brought him comfort. in his final years.

So rest and peace, Peter Angelo's dead at the age of 94. Speaking of dying, I see where that's another story that talked about sawfish dying in Florida.

And they have mounted to north of two dozen and more than a hundred affected by some, I don't know, some kind of abnormal distress and we're losing sawfish. And I wanted you to take a moment and think what the planet would be like without

sawfish on it. I don't know that we could go on. I don't know that we could go on. Do I want sawfish to die? No. Why are we spending all this money to save sawfish? I mean, I know we've got a team leader for the, you know, know the small-tooth sawfish recovery team all right come on now and according to the team director

they are blazing a trail are they are they blazing a trail okay uh this person has spent tanya wiley i'm sure she's great i'm sure she's a great environmentalist and i i'm sure she's you know wonderful she's spent two decades researching sawfish in Tampa Bay and beyond. Now, according to her, reports of odd fish spitting behavior and unusual swirling began back in November. And it started with erratic pinfish, and you can't have that. You cannot have erratic pinfish, which is just a, I don't know, a bait fish.

Okay, so that started back in November, but by January, biologists had their first confirmed report of a dead small-toothed sawfish. Now I want you to think for a second what the earth would be like without a small-tooth sawfish on it. You can't. You just can't imagine a planet without a small-tooth sawfish. So this is, back in 2003, and I did not realize this, back in 2003, the small-tooth sawfish was the first marine fish

to earn federal protections. So, who's ever making it spin around and do unusual swirling? Oh, wait, that was the pinfish. I don't know if the sawfish are doing the spin-and-around thing. I guess maybe they have abnormal behavior and which they believe is a sign of distress.

But it doesn't say, is that the pinfish and the small-tooth sawfish? I don't think so. I think the small-tooth sawfish are just dead and so

we have to rescue this is a species on the brink okay okay I know we have to save them I get it and in this story

they talk about they talk about the manatees and how they believe that the manatees are you know starving because of human pollution

okay we We've taken care of those manatees. For hundreds, there's no wake zones, and they've got their own space in warm water by the nuke plant. People are swimming with them. We've taken care of them. I want you to think for a minute,

what would it be like on a planet without a manatee? Now, do I like them? Are they beautiful? Yes, I loved to see them in the inland waterways when I lived in Florida and see them in the water. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. The old sea cows.

They're just beautiful. however, would the balance of life on the planet be over without the small-toothed sawfish or pin-fish, well, pinfish we need. So pinfish are just spinning around. So other fish can still eat them and we can still catch them. There's still food. They're just spinning around.

Maybe they're spinning around because it's just their way of mourning dead fish death. I don't know. But I don't think, you know what? Come to think of it, I don't think the earth could go on. The more I think about it, there's just, there's just no way that the planet can go on. If there's no more small tooth, sawfish,

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All right, so I've had this story for a few days, and I haven't got to it, and we've got to get to it because it's safety. And talking about sawfish dying, small-toothed sawfish dying, got me to remember that there are violent monkey gangs. We've talked about this show. I mean, no one, humans first. And we've talked about how monkeys have attacked people and actually killed people before.

And we've talked about these monkeys in Thailand that have pretty much taken over. And there's two big gangs of these monkeys that have taken over, LeBuri, Thailand. And they fight each other and they fight the humans. They don't want nothing to do

with you unless you're going to give them some food. And they also like those monkeys over there are not with us. So we're going to fight them. And we've talked about how they have the building the one theater that they've taken over

that humans don't even go in. And they go and they treat it. That's where they, that's where they bury their dead. That's where the gang leaders all hang out and up on top of the balcony like, this is my joint and this, we're taking care of it. Okay, I am the king monkey. Okay.

Not that group across the street, me. Okay. Now, they don't know what to do. They're experiencing unprecedented violence between the two monkey gangs and they don't know what to do. I'm going to show you what I would do just from, chewing the fat. This is just me trying to help the people out at Thailand. Here, gang leader monkey, gang leader monkey.

Yeah, and then that's where you begin. Now, you're going to need a lot more because there's a whole bunch of, I mean, there are hundreds, if not thousands of these monkeys. So you're going to need more than one bullet. Okay. And apparently, the police have like stunt guns and stunners that they try to catch them and get rid of them. So the monkeys run away from the police with them.

Yeah. running away from yeah we're not doing that you're going down okay so maybe you come into the neighborhood when the gang leaders are you know hanging out in the street corner and you uh come around the corner and you yeah you heard me uh i'm here what you got to say uh you think you're running this joint no you're not all right we're in charge you drop a couple of these monkeys you're back in charge instead of just trying to pussyfoot around now they're talking about having a a monkey jail, putting the rounding up

2,500 monkeys and putting them in enclosures, if we're not shipping them to testing facilities to help humans, then put them down. I mean, if we're going to catch them, I'm all for it.

Let's catch them. Put them in the cages. Ship them to the test facilities. Let them be test monkeys. Oh, that's so evil. You bastard. I know. But they're helping humans.

Humans first. But if we're not doing that, if we're just rounding it up to have a monkey prison, stop it. What are we even doing? It's a waste of money. It's a waste of time. Sooner or later. You know, they're talking about, well, we could relocate them to a zoo.

Look, no one supports zoos more than me, more than a show. But tell me a zoo that wants 2,500 monkeys from Thailand. There isn't one. You ship in 2,500, you ship in, I don't know, 100 monkeys. from Thailand, let alone 2,500. It's not going to take luck before the Thailand monkeys, man.

They're ruling things. They've taken over the zoo, all right? Honey, you want to go to the zoo? There's monkeys at the gate. They won't let us in. They're attacking unless we give them food. Yeah, you're not doing that.

They're taking over the zoo, man. The other animals, they're bossing the other animals around. So you got to put them down. Either ship them to some testing facility Or you just Are you the leader of this monkey gang? And the monkey answers

Why yes, yes I am. Next. I mean, as long as we're talking about animals. I saw the world's most expensive cow And it's unfathomable. I don't. It's to me. But the world's most expensive cow

was just sold in Brazil for $4 million. That's U.S. dollars. Four million U.S. dollars. That's for 21 million, whatever they have in Brazil, whatever they use for money in Brazil. I don't know what it is,

whatever they use, 21 million Brazilian coins, $4.38 million dollars, U.S. So it's the most expensive cow ever sold at auction. It is a Viatina 19 F-I-V-Mara. I have no idea what that is. So it's top-tier genetic specimens in cattle owned by breeders. All right, so it is a N-LOR cattle,

which distinctive features including bright white fur, loose skin, and a prominent, Bulma's hump on the bat. I mean, it looks smoking hot as a cow. It actually is a beautiful looking cow. You know, weird looking white

with the soft the hump and the whole thing. Anyway, so the loose skin hanging down is kind of weird. And they're renowned for their heat tolerance and ability to thrive on poor quality forage. Okay.

So they can live in almost the desert and they can thrive even if it's too hot but what are they are we dropping these for food what are we just using him four million bucks

he better start breeding I mean for four million bucks he better start looking at some other what is it again some of the female nilor cattle and start taking care of a little business because there better be some other

knee-lowering cattle around. I better see it some more loose-skinned white-fur cattle running around real quick, okay? For over $4 million, you better start getting to work. So I don't know, I don't know, can you, when you're not spending $4 million on something you're going to, I mean, you're not doing that, right?

You're not, you're not going to do that to eat, you know, unless you get really hungry. But, but. No, stop it. It's a beautiful cattle. And what would the earth be without the Nylor cattle on it?

We couldn't survive. My gosh. If we didn't have the Nylor cattle from Brazil and the small-tooth soft fish out of Florida, I mean, again, I don't even want to think about it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.

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