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Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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recalled cases of mug root beer because the cans actually contained mug zero sugar root beer. Huh. So if you bought a case of mug root beer and it didn't quite taste or do what it normally does, yeah, that's because it was mug zero sugar root beer. then we had a recall from Pepsi a little over a week ago with its Schweps Zero Sugar Gingerail Caffeine Free Soda, which, man, who doesn't love Schweps Zero Sugar, Ginger, Rail, Caffeine free soda. But those cans, if you usually expect, you know, not have any sugar or caffeine, yeah, well, those cans were full of sugar. so don't worry about it though don't worry about it now they claim that there's no health effects

want to bet if I'm someone that can't have sugar and I drink a soda that's not supposed to have sugar and it does that's an issue but I guess there hasn't been any problems from people that way yet but if you have any of those cans They say they're all off the shelves, so if you've got a mug root beer can,

that it's mug zero sugar root beer. And if you have a Schweps zero sugar, ginger ale caffeine free, yeah, that's full sugar. So just, you know, take it back and get your money back. The cases were sold in Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, and Oklahoma. enjoy welcome welcome to chewing the fat so a man who is dubbed the living nostridamus has claimed his forecasts are frequently misunderstood as he now predicts the world will see technology blackouts this year due to the use of electromagnetic pulse technology athos salo is a trained parapsychologist from Brazil. He's often referred to as a psychic due to the accuracy of his insights and predictions.

According to this story, he foresaw the coronavirus pandemic. He foresaw Elon Musk buying Twitter and even Queen Elizabeth's death. It seemed like pretty easy predictions, but okay, that's fine. Speaking exclusively to female, F-E-M-A-I-L, he has now warned that advancements in warfare, such as as electromagnetic pulse technology, that would be EMP for you and me, could have devastating effects on the world. You think so, Mr. Nostradamus? Thank you.

He explained that his blackout alludes not to an occurrence, but rather to trials involving EMP technology and escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, potentially paving the way for large-scale conflict akin to a third world. war oh okay so that'd be great because an emp would be wonderful if it happened i mean it was just destroy all our information systems uh all our electronic devices useless and uh we would just be left

with uh oh i don't know nothing i do not want that uh sam i am i do not want that i mean it would devastate electrical infrastructure water and energy supplies would be knocked out heating systems I mean you'd be back to burning wood cars computers phones banking everything that uses electrical components yeah shuts down so unless you're already living off the grid and I mean completely off the grid you that takes you away from water heat food medicine I believe that would be called societal collapse. Yeah, and many of us would not survive. That is a fact. So, I mean, according to our own studies in the United States, they estimate that it would take up to five years to get just 20% of the

grid back online. Oh, well, in five years, we're still fine, right? No, no, we're not fine at all. Five years we are in complete collapse. I mean, by the time we hit collapse, you're, I don't know, you get it back online. Yeah, okay. So, uh, and plus we've done. I hope more than what they say to protect us from an EMP, but all reports are that they really haven't done much, or at least what's needed. So as I'm reading about the living Nostradamus and his predictions, I get an email that talks about the best state or states to survive a zombie apocalypse. Now, I realize that an EMP is not a zombie apocalypse, but it is an apocalypse. So this particular group of people from no depositdaily.com, the no deposit casino bonus guide,

no depositdaily.com. Use data for 18 key indicators that affect survivability in each state. Weapons, supplies, population, medical, gas, vehicle supplies, climate, access to fresh water, access to food. And they were scored out of 100. And each state's survivability was assessed. And a final overall score out of 100 was assigned. So the number one state that is the best, for survivability during a zombie apocalypse is

Vermont. Yes, Vermont. You knew it was going to be Vermont. It emerges is the prime choice to accommodate. They scored 72.35 out of a possible 100. And congratulations to them. Then we have Maine. Then so the two, you know, states right there in the northeast of the United States of America. Then it goes down to Louisiana. Then Wyoming. Then New Hampshire. Hampshire. Okay, so New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine. You know, pretty good idea that you could survive up there during a zombie apocalypse.

Then to Montana. All right. So Wyoming, Montana is in the top 10. Then it goes down to Arkansas. All right. So Louisiana and Arkansas, the same neck of the woods. Florida and South Dakota and North Dakota are the top 10 best states to survive a zombie apocalypse. So good luck. Good luck. Good. Good luck. Now, the worst state to survive, they say is Hawaii.

And it makes sense because you're out in the middle of the Pacific. And, you know, while the weather's nice, you're getting a nice tan, you really aren't going to survive long out there during a zombie apocalypse or an EMP for all that matters. And the big states, you ask, well, you know, how about Idaho? There's nothing out there. yeah, 20th from Idaho. Okay, well, fine. What about Missouri? 30th.

Oh, wow. Okay, well, where is Texas? The great state of Texas? 40th on this list. Wait, what? Yeah, 40th. Okay. All right, no problem.

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I mean, I have had a tornado hit my house and was a small tornado. It wasn't one of the monsters, but it ripped part of the roof off. and then there was water damage and, you know, it actually harmed the structure of the home. And it's not fun at all. I mean, we have had two separate storm systems that traveled across several states this past weekend. If you're listening live today is the 29th of April, 2024. So this past weekend, I mean, we had two separate huge storm systems.

And it left five people lost their lives and several others were injured. They struck Oklahoma, Nebraska, Iowa. Kansas, and Missouri. And we're also extending warnings through Texas, Louisiana, Wisconsin, Illinois. And they're saying that it's going to continue to head east as, you know, throughout the, across the United States. We had, on Friday, I think they had 80 tornadoes just on Friday alone. I mean, it was just incredible.

And it's just horrible, too, when you see the damage that was done to many of these places. And you see so many people. people out filming it. And you think, what do you do and get inside? But I got to tell you, you know, here in Texas, when the tornado sound sirens go off and, you know, they practically send the, they have the test ones once a month. And you hear them and you're like, oh, yeah, it's a test. And then they go off really during the storm systems when you're in a weather watch and

you go outside. You're supposed to tell you when the horns are going off, you should seek shelter and go to a safe place. Yep, I'm going out in the back yard. going to see what's going on. That's probably not a good thing to do. But because we're human and we want to see what's happening, we do it. And that's why we get the footage that we do, not only from storm chasers, but from, you know, everyday Americans just in their backyard, putting up their phone or their camera filming what's happening. We saw the, we saw the conductors

and the train filming as the tornado went over them. And if you haven't seen that footage, it's, it's amazing. Anyway, I am scary at the same time. So I know that it's tornado season. Through June, I believe. So it's ongoing. So keep your head on a swivel and pay attention to all severe weather watches and warnings. And if you're supposed to proceed to safe place, go ahead and proceed to a safe space.

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Jeffie JFR on the cameo app. So if you've been watching the Fallout TV series, I have been watching it. And first of all, I love Walton Gagons, and he's awesome in Fallout. But I see where Google searches for Fallout games, you know, since the Amazon Prime release is up, I don't know, a couple hundred percent. And Google released their search data that it went over 200%. A new finding from Esport Now reveals that online searches for Fallout games skyrocketed to quadruple the average volume in one day,

which is, you know, amazing. Everybody loves fallout. My son, you know, has, I think, every Fallout game. There is, in fact, he bought the, the limited edition nuclear bomb with the Fallout games in it. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. And so I've been watching the series.

And in season six, there's an ad. During the show, if you haven't seen it, I'm going to give you just a small, a spoiler scene. And you can do this yourself if you want, but we're going to do it here on Chewing the Fat as well. There's a scene, and throughout the show they do,

you know, some flashbacks of what it was like, you know, prior to the, you know, the blasts. And there's an ad for vaults because people, you know,

were scared that there was going to be, you know, a nuclear war and they were selling underground vaults. And so there's a, you know, television ad to sell volts okay so it's a 50s style commercial because that's when this happened

in the flashback and that's when the beginning of the show starts as well but on the screen is a phone number and it says call now 213-25 volt now there's just no way that I'm going to see that on the screen and to see that

say, have them say, call now and have the number on the screen in this show that I'm not going to call it. So we're going to call it here on chewing the fat. Okay. 213-25 Volt. Call now. That is awesome. So I was expecting, you know, to get an ad for the vault company. And unfortunately, you can't buy a vault because the vault company is out of business, was destroyed, something like that but no you just call the number and you get the screaming that is outstanding i hope they're keeping track of how many calls that they're getting in because it would be fascinating to know i don't know in another you know six months within the first six months of the series how many phone calls have been made to that particular number now obviously you know like i've called

it i don't know what a couple of times now so you got to kind of figure that that other radio stations and podcasters are doing the same stupid thing and we've called it more than once but it still would be interesting to have those numbers or maybe I'm the only one to have ever called that number

so we talked a little bit about Harvey Weinstein you know him you love him who was said that he gets a new case out of his New York case but they're going to now ship him to California but before they ship him to California

he's in the hospital He's doing a battery of tests. He was not doing well at all. He's a sick guy. According to his attorney, he's sharp as attack, but physically not well. So he remains in custody at Bellevue. And so we'll see, pursuant to the appeals ruling, he'd been housed at Mohawk Correctional Facility,

which was 100 miles northwest of Albany. So now with his conviction vacated, The trial judge permitted jurors to see and hear too much evidence not directly related to the charges he faced. Right. We talked about that. So that erased his 23-year prison sentence. Oh, and ordered a retrial. Are they going to retrial?

Well, I first thought maybe they wouldn't, but boy, that would be wrong. They're scheduled. They plan on retrying him. And the Manhattan said the retrial should occur after Labor Day. So you can plan on that. But he is still convicted in California. So once he's well enough, they will transport him to California. And then they'll have to bring him back to New York for the retrial after Labor Day.

Look, he's got cardiac issues, diabetes, sleep apnea, eye problems, back problems. So the guy is not well at all. So you can retry him all you want. He's not going to make it much longer. And I'm sure that's what everyone wants. Then we have, we talked last week. about the shows getting canceled and re-uped, I see where NCIS, Hawaii, has been canceled. This is season three. I mean, they're coming up. They're cutting it now. Have a nice day. The season finale is already going to be May 6th, and we'll have a nice day. Really weird. So it's the final season, season finale. You guys are done. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're done. Have a nice day. So NCIS, the main show. was renewed for its 22nd season, as well as NCIS Sydney,

which is really weird because NCIS Hawaii was a lot better than NCIS Sydney. And I'm not saying it was great, but it was a lot better than NCIS Sydney. So I'm not sure. They didn't consult me. They didn't consult me. But that's what's happening. And then I see we have a trailer for Mayor of Kingsdown with Jeremy Renner, season three with a trailer.

And Renner is back. So I'm looking forward to that. If that's on Paramount Plus, if you haven't seen the first two seasons of that, be ready. It's a big guy show and it's dark, but it's really, really good. Okay, so all the stars were out this weekend. They were, we had the president's dingleberry thing going on in Washington, D.C. with the press.

Just agonizing the correspondence dinner. And they all make jokes and think they're so funny. Ha ha ha ha. It was just not funny at all. And then we had the big gathering of all the A-list celebrities, the stars, were all out in L.A. at the Dolby Theater as they were attributing Nicole Kidman. And the A-F-I, the American Film Institute, were giving a lifetime achievement award to Nicole Kidman. And man, was it fun?

And they all kissed up to Nicole. And all the stars were there and how great Nicole was. And what a wonderful lifetime of film Nicole has had. I will say this. When Merrill Streep came out to award her the Lifetime Achievement Award from AFI, she, Merrill, I don't know what your deal is, but whoever told you that that dress looked good, they were wrong. Wow.

you, I mean, maybe your kid made it. And if that's true, then, you know, good for your kid. And, you know, I'm not making fun of your kids work, but I am kind of. And it's this long dress with flowers and black. And I don't know. She ever just did not. She could do a lot better. She's Meryl Streep.

I mean, she's Meryl Streep. She could do better. You can quote me on that. Merrill, do better. Although she's terrible. And so maybe she can't do better. But congratulations to Nicole. And I see where they even,

they got Morgan Freeman to record this spot to open up AFI, her Lifetime Achievement Award tribute, to, you know, resemble her ad for AMC. So you remember her stupid AMC spot that aired before films when you went to the theater? Come to this place Oh yeah Indescribable feeling We get

When the lights begin to dim When we go somewhere We've never been before Yeah Wonder Woman on the screen On a huge silver screen Yeah Yeah

So it's a dance in a movie Our heroes feel like this Our heroes feel like the best Popple Nicole Oh isn't that Beautiful. Yeah. So it's all AMC. And the pandemic's over. And please go back to the theater. We've got Nicole Kidman doing our commercials, okay? So that was a couple years ago. Then, so Saturday night, they have their big to do in L.A. for the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award for Nicole. And they get Morgan Freeman to cut the open, which is, they're calling it a spoof to this. I don't know that it's a spoof. I think it's just, you know, him paying. homage to the great Nicole for her lifetime achievement at AFI.

I will say that I didn't see that it was released as a separate thing. This was this particular clip that I've seen everywhere is a clip from someone at the theater at the event filming it, you know, with their phone because it was airing at the event. But I didn't see AFI release it anywhere. It's just kind of weird. And I know that this huge event that took place Saturday night is going to be on TNT in June. So they're busy editing it up.

This ceremony was originally scheduled in June of 2023, but that got delayed because of the Hollywood strikes. And they were all out in prime fashion. And of course, you know, this first award was they gave it out in 73. And I'm not sure who was the first one, but I mean, or something. Wells, Betty Davis, Alfred Hitchcock, Gene Kelly, Sidney Portier, Barbara Streisand, Tom Hanks, Robert De Dusche Niro, Danzel, Washington, Julie Andrews have all received this award, and that's all them, you know, glad-handing each other. And Nicole's done some fine work. I got, I got, I don't have a whole lot of issues with Nicole. She's kind of agonizing, but, you know, some of her work I like,

so I'm kind of torn. I'm kind of torn between Nicole. Anyway, this is the Morgan Freeman open and spoof as they're calling it to Nicole winning her Lifetime Achievement Award from AFI. She takes us somewhere we've never met me not just entertained but somehow reborn together. All clips from her movie. A huge silver screen. How I can feel. Somehow she makes heartbreak feel.

good in a place like this. And stories feel perfect and powerful. Because here at AIFI, she is. Nicole, kidding. She makes movies better. So there you have it. And congratulations, Nicole. Can't wait to see all of your horny toys

glad-handing each other. And I saw some pictures of the event. Some people may have, I may have eaten a few too many Twinkies, so it's the last time we've seen them. But then again, who has it? The rest of you, you looked great. I mean it, you looked, well, great.

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Well, let's begin with Dave McCarty. Dave McCarty, first baseman and outfielder for the 2004 Boston Red Sox team that won the World Series. He died in Oakland, California. He was 54 years of age. He had a cardiac event. Huh. That's weird at 54. But Dave McCarty dead at the age.

age of 54. Then, Howley Schwab, Holly Schwab, longtime ESPN producer, star of a stupid show that many of us watched for a long couple of years on ESPN, Stump the Schwab. And he died at the age of 63. No cause of death was given for Howie's death at 63. Huh. That's really that's really weird so rest in peace howie Schwab dead at the age of 63 and if I didn't say

rest in peace to Dave McCarty dead at the age of 54 rest in peace then we have Nick Daniels the 3rd Nick Daniels the 3rd the musician

best known as the bassist and co-vocalist for the New Orleans funk band Dumsta Funk that'd be dumpsta funk with a P-H-U-N-K has passed away, dead at the age of 68. Nick Daniels III,

the co-founder of Dumpster Funk. And he was the best known for his, well, was he actually a founding member? He was known as the bassist and co-vocalist of the, okay, so he might not have been a founding member. Anyway, he's dead at the age of 68. No cause of death. was shared for Nick Daniels,

three dead at the age of 68, rest in peace. Then we had, it's interesting how many times we hear no cause of death listed. It was not right to telling anybody weird. And so then we have one more who died today. Fox News Channel producer Barry John Baz Davies, beloved member of the team. That's what they say here.

dead at the age of 46. This particular human being was battling a long illness, according to the story. He'd been with Fox News media for nearly 15 years, covered significant news events, and he had high regard from his colleagues and anchor. So, rest in peace, Barry John Baz Davies, dead at the age of 46. I will say it's interesting that these people who have been battling cancer for a long time, and now it has caught up to them. It does interest me that it caught up to them, you know, once that happened.

But it couldn't have been that because they would have said something, right? Right. You know, who else died? It's not a human, but we are in who died today. So there's a report now that there are a... Dolphin, a juvenile bottle-nosed dolphin, was discovered on West Mays Beach and Cameron Parish in Louisiana on March 14th. So there's a $20,000 reward now for information on who is responsible for killing this juvenile-bottle-nosed dolphin. Wow. It was revealed multiple bullets lodged in the

dolphin's brain, spinal cord, and heart. I don't know if you've ever, I lived in Florida for a long time, and you see dolphins all the time in the inland waterways and out in the Gulf of Mexico and they're just beautiful animals and I joke around about humans first but dolphins uh you know you just they're hello they're dolphins I don't wish harm on any animal unless they you know attack a human but the dolphin died from trauma which occurred at near or time of the death yeah no kidding so they're offering a reward to find out what happened to this bottle nose dolphin and according to the marine mammal protection act harassing harming, killing or feeding wild dolphins is outlawed under this marine mammal protection act.

And in this story, it says violators will face fines up to a hundred thousand dollars and up to a jail in prison. So I'm not sure what a jail in prison is. I'm sure it's just a typo. It means a $100,000 fine and a year in prison? $100,000 fine and five years in prison? I'm not sure. But according to this story, you get $100,000 fine and up to a jail in prison.

So nobody, you don't want that. You do not want that. No matter what you do to break the Marine Mammal Protection Act rules and laws, you do not want to face jail in prison. And I don't know, speaking to killing animals, I don't know what the South Dakota Governor Christy Noem was thinking. She's got an upcoming book, her memoir. I'm not quite sure the title of it. It's probably called Never Gonna Be VP. But she admits in this book, an excerpt from this book, how she killed one of her dogs and one of her goats.

Now, I'm sure she's killed more, and she talks about how she had to put horses down and she even says that I guess if I were a better politician I wouldn't tell the story here yeah you think people don't want to know this we all we all know what happens it's we got it you're living on a farm and animals are just animals humans first I'm with you but you know most people most people don't want to know about how you know you take care of your animals out there farm, okay, especially with how she explained it. Now, look, I, again, humans first. And when we talk about, you know, like when they talk about eating dog in Asia and China, it's not fluffy that you're eating, okay? You see, when you see them at the dog market, it's like, it's like our cattle, but nobody wants to

know about that. Okay, so we don't want to know about that. But she said in this book that the dog attacked some neighbors' chickens and then tried to bite her, and she had an electronic collar on it. And obviously, she had to make the decision, obviously. Hey, you know, what are you going to do? You got to put it down. So she took it to the gravel pit. In a Yellowstone, they take you to the train station.

And Christy Nome, South Dakota, they take you to the gravel pit. And they put the dog down. And then she decided, you know what, what the hell? I'm going to the gravel pit. I might as well put that disgusting, musky, rancid, smell goat down too. It was nasty and mean, so I put that down too. Amazing. And then she talked about, look, it happens all the time on the farm. We just put down three horses a few weeks ago and I've been with our family for 25 years. And if you want to be more real honest and politically

incorrect stories that'll have the media gasping at, pre-order, oh, here's the name of the book. No Going Back. No Going Back is the name of the book or memoir. And so we get to hear about her killing some more animals and no going back? Awesome. No going back. That's to all the animals that I take to the gravel pit. There's no going back. I should break out the gunshots in honor of Christy, but I don't know that might not go over. I don't know. I like the idea of having a new person though because Alex's about there you go done with this whole trial. And so he's going to be going away. We may need a new person to have the gunshots. So maybe any time that we talk about governor and former governor, Christy Nome,

maybe we start doing it. We can vote. All right, we'll vote. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. See if I keep the gunshots for gravel pit. No, no going back. No going back is the title of her book. And that's specifically talking to any animal.

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Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. So I'm reading a story this weekend over a lady who has struggled. I guess it's a lady. Of course it is, Jeff. Don't be silly. This is a lot of lady who dated men and women as a young adult identified as bisexual.

And people started questioning her bisexuality when she married her husband. So because they were questioning her bisexuality, she decided instead of saying, hey, I'm bisexual. she's now queer and I thought okay well I don't know that that changes anything well she claimed back in 2014 when she met her now husband he immediately accepted her bisexuality and I felt so content because I could express my sexuality while being comfortable in my relationship people outside my relationship however criticized me for identifying as bisexual but choosing to settle down with a man I play rugby, who doesn't, which intersects with the queer community. Wait, what?

It does? I don't know that I knew that. Years ago, on the sidelines of a game, my teammates were trying to guess who was queer. Yet what more should you be doing on the sidelines during a rugby game? Hey, let's guess who's queer. And I told them, hey, I'm bisexual. And the reactions were, you don't count. Yeah, you picked the side.

So now everything's okay, though, because I'm coming out, she came out as queer. And then I'm okay now. My husband has always been extremely supportive. Well, yeah, because you're the same person. Duh. It doesn't matter what you call it. You're still the same person. It's just amazing.

Bisexuality is not a phase that lasts until you pick a life partner. Yeah. But tell that to the rugby. players who's trying to guess who's queer on the sidelines of a rugby game. It's the struggles of life. Now, now I guess this person can. She's part of the LGBTQ community now, and I'm part of them. And I do count.

Gosh, darn it. I'm queer, and I always have been, and I always will be. That doesn't change if I'm married or single. I'll always be me. Now I can be part of the LGBTQ community because I do count, okay? I do count. Even though, you know, under the umbrella of queer, my sexuality could ebb and flow, morph and grow. Oh, my gosh.

Just, no problem. I'm with you. Now that you say you're queer, now you're part of a part of the gang. And you can, everything's okay. Everything is okay. And you can be part of the game. when you're on the sideline at the rugby who is queer i am i am all right here's a joke of the day let's get out of here here's a joke who they sent to me by dan uh chewing the fat at the blaze

com was the email dan set this email saying uh okay this is this according to dan this is his favorite joke of all time okay a little long-winded but this is dan's favorite joke so you know i'll go ahead and share it with you a bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. On and on they went, when they happened upon a pond deep in the middle of the woods. On a log sat a large frog. The bear was about to swat the frog away

when he said, wait, I'm a magic frog. I haven't spoken to anyone in a very long time. And as you two are the first creatures I've seen in years, I'm going to grant you each three wishes. The bear, because he's a bear, decided he deserved to make his wish. first. I wish that every bear except me and this entire

wood was a female bear. Bear's thinking about some serious business going on. The frog looked at him and said, granted. A rabbit took his turn and said, I wished for a motorcycle helmet. They both looked at the rabbit a little confused. The frog

said, granted. And a helmet appeared in the rabbit's paws. The rabbit put the helmet on and strapped it tight. The bear shook his chuckled at the silly request and said, For my second wish, I wish that every bear except me in this entire country was a female bear. The frog looked at him, grin on his face, granted.

The rabbit, stone-faced, said, I wish for a fast motorcycle. This would at least make a little sense with the helmet and all. So the frog said, granted. And the big, you know, rabbit-sized sports bike appeared out of nowhere. The rabbit hopped on, started it up, revved it up a few times, and sat there with it idling. The bear, now giddy with excitement,

said, I wish that all the bears in the whole world, except for me, were female bears. And the frog closed his eyes for a second, opened them back up and said, granted. And the bear was elated. His wildest dreams were about to come true. Bear business all over the world. The rabbit revved up the old motorcycle a little bit,

dropped it into gear and said, for my final wish, I wish that that bear was gay. Roof, and off he went. Now, Dan said in the email, you know you laughed, and I laughed here too, reading it again,

so appreciate it, Dan. You too can email your favorite jokes to chewing the fat of the blaze.com. I tell you what, I wish I had three wishes from that frog. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.