Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeff Fisher Life Improvement Expert 9/5/15
Episode Date: September 5, 2015Today on The Jeff Fisher Show, Jeffy talks about stupid tweets that should be criminal, his tentative (upcoming?) shoulder surgery and his 'not-so-open' MRI. Jeffy also goes over the morning routine s...uccessful tech executives; find out how it greatly differs from yours. Plus, remembering Scooter, a dear friend of The Blaze Radio Network. All that and more on The Jeff Fisher Show!Jeff Fisher is live from 6am to 8am ET, Saturday. Listen for free on The Blaze Radio Network: www.theblaze.com/radio & www.iheart.comFollow Jeffy on Twitter @JeffyMRAJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Heb Bush now has to support Donald Trump if he wins.
So I think you may hear sometime soon.
He negotiated a deal that he had to do anyway.
He was a hostage.
They had a gun to his head.
The laws would have kicked him off the ballots.
He had to do it.
So he said, all right, I have to do this.
There's no way out.
There's no way out.
What can I still get for this?
Jay Severin.
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It was a success.
Begin Life Force reboot program.
Now.
Stand clear.
It's safe. Signs, stable.
It's alive.
Set it loose.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
Hello.
Welcome to the broadcast.
How are you doing?
Those of you listening in China, hello.
North Korea, South Korea.
Hey, you're probably not listening to North Korea.
South Korea, hello.
All of you in Southeast Asia, hello.
Europe, hello.
And those of you across the Fruited Plains, hello.
Welcome.
Welcome to the Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
How are you?
Man, it's good to talk to you.
Last week we were in Birmingham.
for our 828 celebration
well celebration
our 828 gathering
if I had an opportunity
to meet you and get a picture with you and say hello
hello again
you all were amazing
the weekend was
tremendous
busy busy weekend
and
a lot learned a lot felt
and it was
surprising
the amount
the power of the energy that came out of that weekend.
And of course, big coming out of that weekend is the Nazarene Fund on mercury1.org,
help the refugees, the Christian refugees.
You can go to mercury1.org and click on the Nazarene Fund,
give you all the information, and you can donate whatever you can do to help.
And let's save some of these families.
It's really struggling.
You see what's happening across Europe.
Someone on this network.
I don't remember who.
guy, I don't know, named Glenn Beck, talked about some kind of destabilization of Europe.
It's almost like it's happening.
I mean, it's not really happening.
It's just almost kind of like it's happening.
It's almost like his prediction came true.
Weird, I know.
Really weird.
We had a call for action yesterday.
National Day of Prayer for all police officers, all servicemen, especially for officer.
go forth.
One of the things that struck yesterday, I'm going to try to read this to you without crying.
The first time I saw it, I mean, your tears well up immediately.
But I didn't get an opportunity.
I didn't go down to Houston yesterday.
So I was looking at some of the, following the media coverage and the stories and the tweets
and the Facebook post.
and they have a picture of his wife and son going into the Second Baptist Church before the service,
and they show the little boy with his suit on and his Captain America shirt.
And, well, I'll read you the two tweets.
Deputy Goforth and son had bought Captain America shirts together, never got to wear them, both wearing them today.
Next tweet, oh man, the boy wore his Captain America shirt trying to be strong for his mom.
That's all you need to know.
I'll put that, I'll share that story on my Facebook and Twitter page at Jeffrey MRA and Jeffrey Fisher.
And what else?
We've got Planned Parenthood, wonderful.
They're doing great things, wonderful things.
In the midst, this should prove to you that it appears that those.
that those in Washington, D.C.
could give a flying crap about you
and how you feel.
And this is like a huge slap in the face.
And I don't know how many more slaps in the face
is we can take,
but it's almost enough is enough.
In the midst of the Planned Parenthood scandal,
debacle, proof that they're, you know,
an abortion mill, an abortion factory, if you will.
I think we have two or three congressional meetings,
two or three congressional groups investigating Planned Parenthood.
In the midst of all that, we decide, you know what,
instead of putting everything on hold until this all is shakes through,
the administration used to maneuver,
Plan Parenthoods, Iowa, Missouri, and Montana gave them more than a million dollars through Obamacare Navigator grants.
Money is given to nonprofits and health centers that agree to recruit enrollment in the Obamacare exchanges.
And Obamacare Navigator grants, grant money, that money you don't have to prove dittily squat.
Grant money is free money.
Yes, we promise that we will recruit enrollment in the Obamacare exchanges.
Okay, here's your money.
Are you ever going to come back and see if we actually did this?
No, we're fine.
Here's the money.
We believe you.
So, I mean, one guy out in front of the store, we take a picture that says,
hey, enroll in Obamacare and send it in.
See, we did what you wanted.
And we have more grant money, please.
We're still going to just going to give money.
Unbelievable.
And it is so unbelievable that it is believable because every day we see it.
Right?
I mean, every day there's something.
There's just a little something that makes you go, huh?
Really?
I heard on local radio here in Dallas, Texas, where this show originates, goes from Dallas to New York.
up into the space of that back to you.
Dallas crime is down.
Just regular, you know, little buddy crime is down.
Okay.
Well, then I hear a local police officer talk about how they've done that.
Reported crime is down.
Because if you, if they get called to a convenience store,
or let's say they catch the guy,
running out, or a girl running out of the convenience store with a case of beer.
They're not going to arrest you.
They're not going to arrest you.
They'll give the case of beer back to the store and they'll, you know, reprimand, you know, say,
hey, you shouldn't do that.
It's bad.
But it's under 50 bucks.
So they're not going to arrest you.
So the store owner can go online and,
bring up a sheet, print it, and then send it in that talks about the crime and report it.
But the police officers aren't going to do anything.
And so, you know, the police officer that I heard on the air talked about how every day thieves, criminals,
who have been arrested over, you know, numerous times over other things
and have been down the road with this type of theft,
know that it's not going to happen if it's under 50 bucks.
So if they steal something, hijack something out of a store,
you keep it under 50, you're fine, you're not going to jail.
Well, now they're bumping that up to 100.
Yay!
Congratulations, Dallas.
I'm sure they're taking their lead from Mayor de Blasio in New York and some other big cities across America.
So they're bubbling it up to 100.
So you can do quite a bit of damage to store owners for, you know, 80 bucks, 90 bucks.
And the police aren't going to do anything to you.
Okay, not one little thing.
I remember working in a store where we had a huge,
theft problem and people would give you the wrong name you'd catch them and give you the wrong
name and we'd call the police and the police would just issue a trespass warrant.
I mean they wouldn't even arrest them unless they had another warrant out for them but they
had to get the real name right so and we would just issue you know Bob Smith a trespass
warrant well then you know two a week later you see the face and go that's Bob Smith and
And then you've got to try to find the trespass warrant and you got to call the police and say, I got a trespass warrant.
Well, Bob Smith isn't Bob Smith.
Bob Smith is, you know, Joe Billings or whatever the name is.
So then we started when we caught you shoplifting.
We would issue a trespass warrant and we'd take a quick snapshot.
Boom.
And today, and this was, you know, a thousand years ago before you could just take the shot with your computer.
which I'm sure they do now, just like a driver's license or any other doctor's office across America.
We need to take your picture, look into the camera, click.
So I'm sure that that's the way they're doing it now.
So that no matter what name they gave you, the trespass warrant, Joe Smith, you could actually look at the picture and go, no, that's you.
That's you.
But they still weren't getting arrested unless they had another warrant.
and for the most part, you know, it's a pain for the stores.
I mean, yes, you lose a lot of money and, you know, you hope to catch a lot of it.
But it's a real, you know, a real pain because if they, if you get them arrested and then they want to fight it and you go to court, you have to go to court.
And it's just, it's a long, tedious process for, you know, $20 worth of stuff.
you got the $20 worth of stuff back
and, you know.
So I'm sure that's, and that's what the police are thinking.
Look, why do we need to go through it all if you're not going to go through it all?
So if it's under $50, oh, I'm sorry, under $100 now in Dallas,
ah, worry about it.
Get out of here.
You know, you shouldn't do that.
Get out of here.
Nice.
Nice.
Now, also, I'd like to, we lost a friend to the network, Scooter Jolly, yesterday.
And by lost, I mean, he passed away.
And Scooter was a good friend to the Blaze, the Glenn Beck program, to myself, to my wife.
And it's very sad to see him going.
He's been struggling with illness four or one.
while.
He was our homeless man reporter for a while on the Glenn Beck radio program.
And then he moved down here to Texas as well and was trying to, I don't know if
get back on his feet is the right term because at one point not long ago I went to visit
him and he was at his apartment that he was living in.
and it was, you know, less than ideal place to live.
And he, during our talk, he talked about,
I lived better when I was living in my van.
And so getting yourself together is really not really the term.
But, I mean, he moved here and he was just trying to maybe get back into the everyday what people think is normal life.
and he had plenty of struggles,
but we had an opportunity,
I had an opportunity to meet his family, sons,
and they were very, very nice,
but I'm very sad to see that their father passed away.
And he was a good man,
and he will be remembered.
He'll be remembered by many.
So say a prayer for Scooter Jolly and his family.
And just know, just know you'll be remembered.
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My oldest is on her seventh year of Chinese, and just started high school.
What do you think by the time she's ready for college, what do you think will serve her better?
What is more exceptional?
Speaking Spanish or speaking Chinese?
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Welcome to it. 888-90-33-93 is the phone number if you're listening to Live and want to use it.
I'm Michael Pelka, Pure Opelka, coming up immediately following this broadcast.
And then Andrew WK with America WK, Chris Salcedo, Mike Slater, Joe Pags.
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Don't do it.
Don't look at the app on your phone.
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About a month ago, I think, you know what?
About a month ago, I told you that I fell, right?
It was on a Friday night, so I came in here the next day and I was, man, slam my shoulder down.
still, my shoulder is still not right.
So, and I talked about it.
I don't know when in this broadcast,
but I talked about everything that goes out in my life.
And I talked about going for the MRI,
which, you know, the tube couldn't squeeze into the tube.
It was too tight.
And I was in the tube, but my arm was up top and the other arm was down.
It was just, you know, okay, get out of here.
And so I went, you know, I had to schedule to go to the open MRI.
And so that was yesterday.
Yay.
And, you know, it's the big circle and you slide in.
And it's open is, you know, that's, okay, that's questionable.
I get that, you know, it's on the sides and it's open.
That's where they get you.
But you still, you know, you still slide up under there.
You know, the machine is right there by your face and you're up in there.
And I've had it done to my knees a thousand times, but never went in head first.
You can go ahead and write your own jokes.
And so.
I laid there, and it's about a 45-minute thing for my shoulder or something like that,
and they put you in a thing, and they don't want, you know, you can't move, and you're just laying there.
And pretty soon I get, okay, you know.
And I'm, it's at the end where my shoulder is on fire.
And I've had just about enough a laying in this little, the open MRI.
Okay.
And, uh, listening to a boop, boop, boop, bo, bo, pooh.
and uh...
for 30 minutes
and I was like
you know
I've about had enough
well you got 12 minutes
left can you make the 12 minutes
just do it
oh okay
we'll just do that then no problem
I'll get you out of as soon as 12 minutes is up
yes
go
stop talking to me
oh okay
no problem Jeff
We'll get it for you.
So, got it done.
And, you know, then I was waiting to tickle.
It seemed like forever to get out of that stupid thing because he goes,
okay, that's it.
I'll be right in there to get you out there.
You can move now.
You can move.
You can move.
Well, you know what?
No, I can't.
Okay, I can maybe move my other arm over here a little bit, but I can't because I'm
locked in this little brace and push the button.
They should have the remote control button in their little office.
Let's get this thing so it slides me the hell out of this thing.
Okay.
I don't want to wait for you to run down the hall and get a drink of water.
So anyway, I'm out of there.
And so then I got a call from my doctor's office yesterday,
and I was on my way to my daughter's soccer practice,
so I missed the call.
So, you know, my doc leaves me a voicemail.
And I know my doc.
I love him.
He's a good guy.
I mean, he's turning into a friend.
I like him.
He's a good guy.
I have confidence in him.
His message is, hey, Jeff.
Yeah, listen, we got the MRI.
We can talk later or you can give me a call.
We all got the long weekend, so you think he'll be calling Tuesday if you want.
But there's a lot going on in that shoulder.
So you might as well just, you might as well just, I'm going.
I'm going to go ahead and I got a couple of, I got a couple surgeons I can refer you to orthopedes.
But, you know, let's talk on Tuesday, okay, because you got a lot going on in the shoulder.
Oh, just, you know, send me, come on.
You can't send me a shot of the MRI.
Let me see what's going on.
I want to have to go in to take a look at it.
Come on.
So, yay me.
And I've talked to a couple people that have had shoulder surgery and it ain't fun.
And I don't know that I want to do it.
But I can't go on living like this.
So maybe I just, I don't know.
I could do the amputation joke, but nobody would think it was funny.
So I could cut it off or end up having to get the surgery.
Damn it.
Fine.
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How in the world are you?
Michael Pelker coming up immediately following this broadcast.
I'm not sure.
There was overheard a couple things that he's possibly giving away on today's broadcast.
Someone told me in New York privately that they overheard that he was talking about giving away his thumbtack collection.
But that's too.
He's not going to be giving away his thumbtack collection.
Okay.
That's a personal prized collection.
But I do know that an organization.
was placed and you know whether it went through or whether it's been shipped or not but I
believe the stunt brain tin trash can is on order so have his face down at the bottom of the
trash can you'll be able to throw your crinkled paper and trash on Mike's face all day long
you might not I don't know you know if that's going to happen or not I'm just saying
And it's possible that he could be giving it away on the Bureau of Palka broadcast today.
I don't know.
What do I know?
888-90-3-33-93 is the phone number.
So, anyway, the good news is, the good news is my shoulder, that's not Ebola.
At least I don't think it is.
Otherwise, my doc would have called and he would have said,
Jeff, you need to be quarantined, you need to quarantine yourself.
I'm not going to tell you why.
But I'm coming over to the house, and I'm bringing some masks and some clothes and stuff.
Tell your family to leave.
He didn't do that.
So I think I'm good.
But Jacob on the line from has got some information.
Okay.
So do we have Ebola in the U.S. now or not?
We're offering in the United States, several hospitals are offering Ebola.
You can get the Ebola virus vaccine as a trial.
And actually you can sign up.
We have the information on our website, the hospital.
Right now there's the first hospital.
There's supposed to be like 40 different locations.
You could possibly get it within this year.
But that's information we just posted that.
This came out this week, and nobody's talking about it.
It's really weird.
Ebola vaccine sponsored by Merck.
Merck is sponsoring the Ebola virus vaccine.
Several hospitals in the United States.
And the hospital, the doctor that's administrating it,
He said after they get the Ebola vaccine, it's not uncommon for several of the people that get it.
So they will develop some sort of a fever.
Of course.
But they're not, are they contagious?
Well, he didn't say if they were contagious, but if you go to the CDC website, right, and you read there,
Ebola symptoms fever, I mean, Ebola symptoms is fever.
I mean, what a doctor is going to tell you what's contagious or not,
but it's all information that we have that could find on this.
internet. So how many, how many, you said that there was a number of places in the U.S., where are they at?
Well, I know that I can go to Ebola outbreakmap.com. I got it. But you can just tell me here.
Just between you and me. There's one in Fargo, North Dakota, and there's a hospital there.
I forget what the name of the hospital is, but it's on the website. And they have two
hospital locations in North Dakota. And that's what they're offering Ebola vaccine right now this week.
They actually got people to sign up for it.
And they had a couple available extra slots available to sign up for that vaccine.
And we have that story on there.
And that's the only hospital that we're aware of right now.
If you get any more news about other locations, we're going to post it.
But the story said 40-4-0 locations.
So I keep an eye on that.
What's where other locations are going to offer that?
But they said the doctor that's heading up the vaccine study actually have his quote on there.
He said the FDA may want to fast-track the Ebola vaccine.
So this could be like, we don't know.
We're only assuming it.
But he says fast-track.
We're assuming fast-track means like it could be like giving it to everybody going overseas,
maybe just getting people in the military.
Who knows?
Whatever his definition is fast-track is.
I mean, people have different definitions of fast-track.
But whatever that is.
Well, I'm sure that he's talking about fast-tracking through the approval process.
So, I mean, obviously, you and I are just speculating, but I'm sure that he's talking about fast-tracking the approval process so that, you know, they don't have to go through, heaven forbid we go through all the trials.
No, don't do that.
Yeah, that would take how many years would that take?
Correct.
Yeah, it would take a long time.
Yeah, we can't have that.
Because, you know, just the news today in the Philippines, I know this is not United States, but.
Five monkeys got Ebola in the Philippines, so that's made that many news today.
I was on CBS or some outlet like that.
We put that story on there, so I guess they're experimenting on monkeys.
I know they're doing it in England.
I know they're, for a fact, they're experimenting on Ebola and mice in England for a fact.
I have that story.
That was like two or three months ago.
So I know they're experimenting on Ebola on animals.
That's a fact.
Right.
All they're doing that on animals with.
But this is like a human study.
in the United States.
So I appreciate you're talking about it because nobody
nobody's talking about it.
It's a good guy.
I'm glad I could talk to you about it today in your show.
I hope some other people will take it up and talk about it.
No kidding.
I appreciate it, Jacob.
Thank you very much.
Jamolaoutbreakmap.com.
That's good.
What we want to do is we want to test it
and bring it into the U.S.
and test the virus.
And we would do want to fast track it.
We don't want to make it go through all the regular trials.
That would be stupid.
That would be stupid to make sure that it's okay for people.
So what would you do if I told you, hey,
I have got inside information from Disney.
And they are looking, listen,
I work in Dallas, Fort Worth area, in Los Kalinas.
And I was out and about, and I ran into it.
And I said, hey, aren't those Disney executives?
And they said, yeah, they are.
So, well, no, we're going to start talking to them a little bit,
wondering what was going on with them.
And they said, well, look, Jeff, you know, we've talked to your boss before.
We know you guys are big Disney people.
So, you know, you can't say anything to anybody.
But we're thinking about opening Frontier Disneyland.
Disney, DFW.
And so, you know, we're just out checking it out.
You know, it's not for sure yet.
It's not 100%, but we think that, you know,
we think it's possible that we're going to be doing this.
Would you give me money?
Would you give me money?
What if I had, what if I told you I could show maps and photographs from Disney?
What if I showed you that Colin and Denton counties in Texas,
which is in the metroplex, that's where it's going to be.
What if I told you that, look, we're going to, we know,
we know for a fact that they're going to put in the toll expressway from DFW from the airport.
So it's going to be a straight shot.
And then we can worry about the, you know, the mass transit from the airport.
But we're doing it.
Would you give me money?
Would you buy land from me?
What if I went out to Colin and Denton counties and said, we've got a lot of property here?
I don't want to get people suspicious.
So what I want you to do is I want you to buy this property.
And when Disney comes around to build Frontier Disney DFW, they'll buy the property.
Well, you'll make out like a bandit.
Okay?
Yeah, well, a Plano man swindled investors with that exact story.
He was sentenced to 17 and a half years in federal prison.
Thomas W. Lucas Jr.
Seven counts of wire fraud, one count of lying,
the FBI. You know, I've noticed lately that a lot of people that are getting found guilty in court
have that lying to the FBI tacked on to their seven counts of wire fraud and one count of
lying to the FBI. When, am I supposed to tell the FBI of the truth every time they come
around? The Federal Bureau of Investigations? I guess so. Law enforcement, Jeff. Federal Bureau
of Investigations.
Can't lie to them.
Okay.
So anyway, he did that exact same thing and built a bunch of people.
Like he made, well, it said that he made, I'm confused because it said he built 280 people out of like $20 million.
But then it's.
Then it said that he made $400 and some thousand on the land deal.
So he was like the real estate guy.
He defrauded 280 investors out of about $20 million, according to the U.S.
Attorney's Office.
Now, he says he, then he goes on to say he earned $448,000 in sales commissions and fees
on the land deals.
So I don't know if that's on top of the $20 million.
I'm not sure where they're getting the $20,000.
million from unless they're saying that these people bought all this property and now the property
is worth nothing because really the property isn't worth nothing, although, you know, out there
out there, out there in Denton and Collin County.
There's not a whole lot going out there yet, but it's possible that it could in the future.
I mean, DFW is expanding like wildfire, so it's possible.
But I'm confused at where they get the $20 million over the, you know, over the six years or so.
But for sure, he made quite a bit of money and got some people really mad and investors
and the feds don't like you to be defrauding people over like that.
So part of the deal is he's got to pay $8.5 million back to some of these people.
And I don't know if he has it or not.
He's off to federal prison.
But just beware when your pal comes up to you and says, hey, listen, I have got some inside information.
Okay.
It's a Disney theme park in Texas.
They're going to call it Frontier Disney DFW.
Now, we can go out.
We're going to buy some land because I got the inside scoop on where it's going to be
so that, you know, when they start buying up land, it's going to be your land that they buy.
And they've got to build highways and roads, and you're going to make a lot of money.
So let's go out and take a look at this property of what you want.
You take a look at the map here, and you can see exactly this is going to be the strong.
strongest property area here.
Now, I've only got, look, I've got these investors here.
I've only got these few sites left on the strong property,
because this is the property that the roadway is going to come through,
and then the park is going to be right here.
So you're going to want to get this part of Colin and Datton County under your name,
because when they start building it, hello, rich person.
This is the Jeff Fisher show on the breeze radio network.
Welcome to it.
Okay.
So I am, you know, social media.
You love it, you hate it, it's there, okay?
I like Twitter.
I like Facebook.
Facebook is starting to grow on me because you do get to, you know,
comment a little bit more on things.
But Twitter is just fun for me.
I love Twitter.
And, you know, you can get, I follow a lot of news sites and you get a lot of information, a lot of breaking news and live events.
I like Twitter a lot.
So, plaintiff John Daniel, the operator of Peoria Mayor at Peoria Mayor, was initially accused of impersonating a public official in violation of Illinois law.
He was never charged, but he was arrested.
And they came into his house and took his computers.
They took everything.
Okay?
They were account, the mayor, Jim Artis,
come on, Jim.
He was concerned that the tweets in that account falsely portrayed him as a drug abuser
who associates with prostitutes.
One tweet was concerned, he said,
Who stole my crack pipe?
Well, why don't you just stop making dumb decisions, Jim?
Mayor artist, okay?
But it's over now.
It's over.
And guess what?
The city of Peoria, going to pay the man $125,000 plus all the law fees.
Plus, as part of the agreement, they're going to publish a directive to the,
the police department making it clear that Illinois law criminalizing impersonation of a public
official does not include parody or satire.
Thank you.
I love his comment.
I never dreamed that they would arrest me for a fake Twitter account, but I'm satisfied
of the outcome.
It was just a joke for me.
Okay.
I would have got a little bit more, Daniel.
I would have held out.
Okay, $125,000, plus they've got to cover all the legal fees.
It's kind of sweet.
I'll give you that.
But, and it is, by the way, Peoria, so maybe $125,000 is what you get.
I mean, that's what he gets.
It's over.
I love it.
So the mayor got his panties all in a bunch because he did something stupid in the Twitter account.
Oh, no, get off the crack pipe.
People are going to think that I do drugs.
Shut up, Mayor.
Shut up.
Okay.
All right.
So much more to come.
Wow, this is...
We'll buy so fast.
I've got possibly the dumbest story from Business Insider.
And Lisa E-A-D-I-C-C-O must have been hard up for a story and had to produce one.
Because this is quite possibly the dumbest story.
I like Business Insider.
I like a lot of the things that they do.
This story?
Come on now.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'll give that to you.
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I told you about the son of the slain police officer go forth in Houston and the wearing of his t-shirt, sad.
But that is, I'm teasing.
I'm looking through some more stories about this.
And I don't know why I'm, I mean, I'm, I, look, the point of the reports of, hey, it's open season on police, murders are really down or at least flat.
They're not up.
What are you talking about?
We're talking about the rhetoric from you wackos out there talking about it's okay to kill white people and it's okay to kill cops.
That's what we're talking about.
Okay?
because that just breeds more stupidity, and this is what you get.
People walking up behind police officers and shooting them.
It's agonizing.
But then I see, and just a couple of reminders of dumb, okay?
One is the Monica Foy, who I can't believe so many people care about a dead cop,
and no one has thought to ask what he did to deserve it.
He had creepy purve eyes.
Oh, is that right, Monica?
Okay.
All right.
Well, gee, maybe you should have remembered that, you know,
you had an outstanding warrant after you punched a former co-worker in the face.
But police were quick to remember that, oh, hey, she's got a warrant.
So I know you're still a student at Sam Houston State University,
but hey, forgot about that warrant out for your arrest.
But we didn't.
So she's been arrested.
That's good news.
Good news.
And more stupidity, other than the usual stupidity of people screaming for other people to murder other people.
But just insane is really what it is.
Absolutely insane.
Yes, it's time that we murder those people.
Yes, it's time that we murder those people.
Our lives are more important than theirs.
Really? Okay.
Then we have Jack C. West Twitter account, which reads,
entrepreneur, leader, challenging you to take you and your business to max potential,
providing the info to help you do that.
I focus on strategy, action, and results.
And she also claims to have a degree in criminal justice.
Okay.
She's so tough and ready to take on the world and challenging you and your business to max potential.
She's now made her Twitter account private because people started commenting on what an idiot she is.
Hey, at Fox News, a black male kills a white cop.
Not to be mean, but, oh, so it makes it okay because she said not to be mean.
Not to be mean, but this is what justice looks like.
Usually a white cop kills an hashtag unarmed black male.
Really?
Jacksy?
This is Jackie.
J-A-X-I.
So cute little J-A-X-I.
Cute little name.
I do like the tweet from Billy Cox tweets.
I've never met a life coach that wasn't an idiot.
here's another example.
So there you go.
Just more examples of
craziness. People losing control
of
of what's right and what's wrong.
I just
it really is turning insane.
And I'm not, I got to stop talking about it
because I'm going to go off the deep end
and then it's not going to be pretty.
So just know that if you're calling
for the murder, the killing of other people,
just because they are other people,
you're the one that has the problem, okay?
Just saying it, you're the one that has the problem.
This is not a crime, but it should be.
The crime of being stupid.
Jackie West, for example,
crime of being stupid.
It isn't a real crime, but it should be.
As this particular young man found out
that it's not a crime to take a picture of yourself
and put it on Instagram.
It's not a crime to take a picture of yourself
with a gun and put it on Instagram.
But when you're stupid,
it should be a crime.
Okay?
And why you ask should it be?
be a crime. Well, if you put a gun to your head and then go to take a picture and shoot yourself
in the head, that's dumb. Just saying. Now, let's move on to Lisa E-A-D-I-C-I-C-C-O from Business Insider.
She must have been up against a deadline. I like Business Insider. And I'm always fascinated by the, you know,
the little lists of things that
they always tease me with
well like this headline 10 things highly
successful tech executives do
before breakfast
and she specifies tech executives
now they always have I'm fascinated by
what some of the
billionaires and
heads of companies do
and how they schedule their time and they all
have it's fascinating
and they're very strong
willpower and they have very, you know, strict regiments of how they manage their time.
Because when you become successful, the only thing that you don't have more of is time.
And that's what's most important is time.
To any, well, to anyone, really, time is the most important.
But for slugs, like you and me, you know, time is like, oh, it's a time to watch Fear of Walking Dead yet.
because I'm just laying here and I could be doing a bunch of other stuff, but my shoulder
hurts.
So I'm just going to lay here until the show comes on.
While people who are really successful really wouldn't do that.
So, I mean, I guess maybe there's a reason that there are successful people is a reason
that there are people who aren't successful.
So when I see the headline, 10 things highly successful tech executives do before breakfast,
I say, oh, cool, that's fascinating.
Let's see, you know, what kind of things, you know, if it's different or if they have different structures to their life and what they do, what they focus on.
And I read this, and at the end, well, I'll tell you, this is her story, okay?
Top 10.
10 things highly successful tech executives do before breakfast.
They read.
And there's little stories after, but I don't care about her little stories.
They send emails.
They go running or head to the gym.
They endure intense physical activity.
They catch up on what's happening in their industry.
They meditate.
They feed their pets.
They take a walk.
They work from the minute they wake up.
They check on how their products are doing.
That quite possibly is the...
dumbest article I've ever seen in my life.
There is nothing special about that list at all,
and it could be for any American anywhere.
There's nothing about special focus.
There's nothing about high on demand.
They read.
They send emails.
They go running or head to the gym.
They endure intense physical activity.
Come on.
Lisa.
Lisa.
D-A-D-I-C-C-O.
Come on now.
Come on.
You're writing stuff for Business Insider.
I know you probably had a busy weekend.
Maybe you're up partying a little bit.
You had a deadline.
You had to come up with a story for the site.
So, you know, you figured, hey, I know I'll do a story about lists and highly successful people.
And tech executives.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody does anything about tech executives.
Yeah.
and we'll make a list of top 10 things they do before breakfast.
And it can be the same things that almost everybody in the world does.
It won't be anything special.
We won't talk about any specific things that they do or specific tech executives,
how they handle their day from the time that they get up,
because people would want to know that and specifically how they handle their time management.
No.
They read.
they send emails
they go to the gym
stop it
it's quite possibly the dumbest
article
and it hooked me
I will say that Lisa
I will say that
the entire article isn't dumb
because the headline
if you wrote it worked
okay
it worked
you got me
I bet
I bet
I read it
and I actually made it
through the first up to they endure intense physical activity.
That was after your, they go running and head to the gym.
So I made it through four.
I made it from they read, they send emails.
They go running or head to the gym.
At that point, I'm like, come on now.
And then I go down to they endure intense physical activity.
That's when I stopped.
I went through the rest of them with you, but in my life, I stopped after that.
And I thought, that is quite possibly the dumbest article.
I've read in a long, long time.
Trust me, I've read some dumb articles.
This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show.
Being rich is wonderful.
Is it wonderful?
How often do you think, boy, if I could only win the lottery?
It's up to $225 million this weekend.
I could take the cash pay out and maybe it'd be $150 million, even if it's $100 million.
I'd be set.
me and my family
would be set
being rich would be wonderful
I wouldn't have these struggles
well actually you would
you still have
the same personal struggles
the same
intense family struggles
you just makes life
a little bit more bearable
that you don't have to worry about
paying the power bill
you don't have to worry about
making sure that there's enough food in the pantry.
You don't have to be worried about,
no, we're not going to make that tonight
because I've got to save that.
We've got to use that two nights later in the week
for new and leftovers.
It brings a sense of relief that way.
There's still plenty of struggles.
Well, the man who created,
I can't get over the story.
the man who created Minecraft and sold it to Microsoft for $2.5 billion.
$2.5 billion.
And you think, how cool is that?
2.5 billion?
I am living large, baby.
No question about it.
Okay.
$2.5 billion.
I know where I would start.
Do you?
And I'm not talking about a new car.
A big deal, a new car.
I remember watching a lady being interviewed if she won the lottery.
When I lived in Florida, at the very beginning of the Florida lottery,
they made such a big deal, and they would, you know, the lottery would get big,
and they asked a lady what she would do if she won, you know, the lottery.
and it was, you know, it wasn't that much money.
The winner of the lottery was, I don't know, $20 million or something.
And, great, I know $20 million is a lot of money, but not really.
In the grand scheme of things, $20 million isn't that much.
Okay.
So she's going to win $20 million.
All right, you can do a lot with $20 million.
You can set, you know, you can set a lot of people up to be comfortable the rest of their lives.
You can be comfortable the rest of your life.
And it's fine, right?
20 million.
Now, you're not going to be, you know, you're not going to have every last thing in the world as you would if you have $2.5 billion.
But her answer was the first thing that she would do is buy a new car.
And I thought, wow, that's, I don't know, it struck me as here's an everyday person who thinks,
that she can't have a new car unless she wins the lottery.
Wow.
That's just amazing to me.
Amazing to me.
So anyway, this 36-year-old, $2.5 billion.
And now he's sad and lonely because he's got himself this beautiful house.
He bought this big mansion in Beverly Hills for $70 million.
He's tweeting now in Sweden.
in Sweden I'll sit around and wait for my friends with jobs and families to have time to do stuff watching my reflection in the monitor.
Found a great girl, but she's afraid of me in my lifestyle and went with a normal person instead.
I may question that one.
I'm not sure normal people actually exist, but imbalance is now prevalent concept in my world where inequality is starker that it has been for some years.
years. He complained. He made sure the employees were taken care of when he sold Mojang,
which was the company that had Minecraft. But they all hate me now.
I know why they would, I kind of find that hard to believe, but I guess it's possible.
Having lived in several countries, it always struck me that if you can find ten people
you really like, you can build a pleasant life anywhere. It's not always easy to find those ten
people. He's now removed
from let's usual existencies.
Seems to be lacking anyone with whom
he could be his own self with.
This guy,
you know, you say, now people are
obviously saying, get a life.
Well, I mean, he's obviously
trying to get a life, right?
He doesn't want, he wanted to get into some
kind of, you know,
charity, but that's going to bring him into the people
who he claims made
himself
Minecraft. Well,
perhaps there was an issue prior to the whole selling of Mojang and Minecraft.
And perhaps maybe you want to get a little help.
Okay, Marcus, just a little help.
But I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I know that you're struggling,
you're having a hard time with the $2.5 billion.
And I'm sure, you know, okay, so you got maybe what, 1.5 left?
I'm willing to take it off your hand so that your life will be better.
Okay. So Jeff Fisher, give me a call. You and I can work it out, and I'll take it off your hands, and your life will be better for it, my friend.
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Come to it. 888-9033-93 is the phone number. All right, I can't get over Minecraft. I've already thrown the story out, but I can't get over Minecraft boy. Look, there's a reason. Look, he can go anywhere in the way.
world he wants, right?
Everywhere in the world.
And it's not like he's the movie star
or the rock star or the TV superstar.
It's not like he's the person that can't go
out in public without being recognized.
Nobody knows this guy.
Okay? So, I mean, the reason
he's got this beautiful $70 million home
is, you know, they want to share with friends.
Apparently he's struggling. Nobody can come over.
They've all got to, whatever.
I'll tell you what. If they've been friends of yours
for a long time, give them a couple
a million so they don't have to have a stupid job and then they can come over when you want
them to right you say here here's a couple million take care of your family and then you know
come by every couple days and say hi and swim in the pool whatever you know then he's worried
about well if i do that then what do they live do they just like me for my money or are they my
friend i got news for you pal 2.5 billion and not a lot of people
only like you because you're such a nice guy.
Okay.
So anyway, so, I mean, he can go anywhere in the world he wants.
There's a reason why, you know, famous people that get recognized out in public all the time build and buy these huge homes that are fortresses.
It's so that they can, you know, have some semblance of life without being infringed upon by all the people that want to have time with them.
Look, that's the price you pay for fame and stardom.
You want, you love, you know, the money and the freedom that you can go anywhere in the
world you want is cool.
But the throwback is that, you know, a lot of times you can recognize and you've got
cameras in your face and you've got to, you know, you've got to stop and say hello and
move on where, you know, and a lot of times of famous people lose their, you know, in touch
with the people because there's, they just won't leave me alone.
Uh-huh.
That's good.
when they start leaving you alone, you won't have any money.
So he doesn't need this fortress to live in, right?
He can go anywhere that he wants to in the world.
My gosh, you go any of $2.5 billion.
I got, maybe he's got some mental problems anyway, right?
He had struggles anyway.
So, you know, he sold the company and he feels like they made him sell the company for
2.5, you know, they made him sell the company that he loved, he built.
I mean, think of it.
Minecraft is everywhere.
It was a huge, a great thing.
And, you know, it's his baby, right?
And you can see where if he was struggling with some sort of mental issue to begin with,
he would be really sad that, you know, he got talked into selling his baby.
Okay, well, create a new baby.
All right, you know, a lot of, maybe he's a one trick pony.
I don't know, but create a new baby.
Right?
You got Minecraft, you created this wonderful thing.
Some people disagree.
We say it's not wonderful thing.
But you created this thing that's huge.
If you are not lived in a hole, you know what Minecraft is around the world.
There's toys.
I mean, it's huge.
And so, okay, create something else.
Focus your time creating something else.
But you've got this, you're able to do that now.
And it just fascinates me.
Fascinates me because you're still good.
I know he's got all the struggles that he always had,
but he's traveling the world and he's so sad
and he can't find a girlfriend because she left me.
Look, I got news for you.
She left you, not because of that.
She left you because you're some kind of freak
that's always wandering around going,
nobody likes me.
I've only got $2.5 billion.
Nobody likes me.
I mean, if I'm her, I'm like, okay, shut up.
I got you.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear it anymore.
And on the flip side of that,
Why would she leave him?
I mean, stick around for a little cash, right?
I mean, it's just me?
No.
Okay.
No problem.
But then I was asked, what would you do?
I mean, really, what was to be the one thing?
Because $2.5 billion.
You know, there's a lot of people that make a couple hundred million.
You know, when you get to the point of, you know, there's levels of, of, you know,
of rich, right?
There's levels of rich.
So if you're, you know, maybe there's the $100 million mark.
I was trying to think maybe what the mark is.
Maybe the 50 to 100 million mark where that's really good, but it's not overly rich, right?
And then you've got the, then you go from when you hit about $250 million to maybe a billion dollars a year.
Isn't that, you know, maybe 250 to 500 million, that's another level.
And then once you hit that billion dollar mark, that's a level.
Now you're done, right?
I mean, there's nothing you can't really do.
The money is working for itself.
You're working.
You know, things are happening.
And yes, you could, I guess, theoretically lose it, but probably not.
And you've reached the point where the dollar, it's worth the same, but it's not really the same because it's, you know, you're doing whatever you can do.
You do what you want to do.
You go where you want to go.
Your time is your time.
Your focus.
You know, time is the most important thing.
So you're traveling when you can travel.
You have your private, you know, your private transportation so that when you need to go somewhere, you go.
You don't wait.
And that probably started back at about the 200 million, maybe 100 million mark.
You know, when you start getting that, you've got time is of the essence.
Time is the most important thing you can have.
that's worth the most.
So you can't wait around in the TSA line for an extra hour and a half.
That hour and a half is important time.
You can't just wait in line, taking their shoes off and waiting to, you know, fly to Des Moines.
You know, if you need to go to Des Moines, you get in the plane, you go to Des Moines.
You get done with your business.
You get on the plane, you get out of there.
And so, I don't know.
It just fascinates me how.
I don't know what the first thing is.
Well, I do know what the first thing is I would purchase.
And it ain't a new car.
All right.
Although, you know, my Volkswagen bug is still chugging along pretty good,
and it'll be time to get rid of it when I, you know,
hit that $200 million lottery and get a new, get a new, you know,
maybe a new Volkswagen bug or, you know, you don't know.
You might get a VW van or something.
But, you know, it would be more of you're going to set up.
your family, right? You're going to set up trust funds and set up your family so that they
are going to have to be okay. So you don't have to worry about that. That's done. Right? And then
you can take care of yourself. Let's take care of them. Let's get them straightened out so that in the
next, you know, 100 years, they're good. And it's because of you. And you've got it all worked out.
So you say, here you go. This is what your deal is. Here's what's happening. I love you. Boom,
you're done. Now you take care of you and you move on.
Right?
Anyway.
I've got so many great stories today, and I get to nothing.
I get to nothing.
I've got some great tech stuff.
I've got some great crime stories.
Oh, my gosh.
Some great crime stories.
I wanted to kind of get to the transgendered stuff.
I mean, I don't know.
You're going to get parenthood.
You're going to get presidential race and Trump, and you're going to get everybody telling you.
Hillary said she's sorry.
for the confusion that are private emails.
Shut up.
You're sorry.
Oh, that makes it all better then.
Sorry, you didn't mean to back up over your kid's foot.
Sorry.
I know it's crushed forever.
It makes it all better.
Sorry.
Sometimes, sorry ain't enough.
You can write that down.
You can quote me on that.
Okay.
Quote, Jeff Fisher.
Sometimes, sorry ain't enough.
Okay.
And then you can do, you know, we've got the transgender stuff,
and you've got the kid in Missouri,
and you've got the San Francisco Elementary School,
shutting down, you know, making the all-purpose bathrooms.
I just, I can't take it.
I really can't take it.
You've got the lady going to jail
for not wanting to issue same-sex marriage licenses.
I mean, okay, so I got it.
She doesn't want to do it.
And it's her religious liberty and we're pissed.
And should she go to jail?
No.
No, she shouldn't go to jail.
She should have been probably fired or given another job with the state if we can't fire or because of the unions.
Right.
And her line about, you know, I've been a great employee.
I've always been a good worker.
Yeah, well, you know, everybody is.
I know it sounds cool, but everybody's a good employee until they're not, right?
and sometimes, you know, you signed up to do a job and the job changes,
and that's not the job you signed up to do.
And if you can't move on and you can't adapt, then move on to quit.
Go to another job.
Or ask to be replaced.
I mean, I'm not sure what's standing in the – I know you've got to take a stand.
I got it.
Never again is now.
I got it.
You have to take a stand.
You got to be who you are.
You got to know who you are.
But I don't know.
sometimes it just seems like there are some fights that aren't worth the time and energy.
What do I know?
Okay.
All right.
I've got some future stuff.
I've got some new future stuff.
You know what?
We'll do that next.
Here we go.
This is the Jeff Fisher show on the Blaze Radio Network.
It's the Jeff Fisher show.
I know that there's, look, we've got all kinds of stuff, new stuff to talk about,
futuristic stuff, stuff that's ready for the future.
My favorite, you know, my favorite, which I believe should have been invented a long time ago,
and it should have been invented by Moire.
But the Illumable, the Toilet Bowl nightlight, a genius.
And it changes colors to a genius.
So, great.
Well, I want one in my home.
I will have one in my home.
The Illumable.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Money is not an object with the Illumable.
We've got the drone submarine.
I'm sure the drone sub.
I can't believe.
I mean, that is cool.
It starts off.
It goes underwater.
Really cool.
And I'm sure we need it since we've spotted Russian spy ships and the Chinese warships off our coast on both sides of the United States.
That can't be bad thing, right?
when China and Russia are just off our coast with their warships and their subs and everything,
that can't be a bad thing.
No, they're friends.
They're friends.
But it's all going on while our president is up in Alaska Hawking Global Warming and Climate Change.
So I feel good.
I feel good that everything is fine.
Everything is fine.
Don't you worry about it one little bit.
Don't.
Don't worry about that at all.
Okay? You've got the, you know, the big studies are talking about the baby monitors,
are the worst thing ever. They get hacked by everything.
I mean, that's because people want the cameras and they want to see their babies.
Just, you know, here's an idea.
When they're a little baby and they're in their crib, perhaps you put them, I don't know,
in the same room you're sleeping in.
And so when they wake up, there it is.
They're right there.
If you need a little speaker, okay, there's plenty of little baby monitors that are little speakers.
You don't need a camera.
Okay?
I don't know.
It's just me.
You know, maybe you have a two-room bedroom where the crib is in the other room, but it's in the same room because it's an open doorway and of a breezeway or something.
So they're right there when you hear it.
So they're right there.
I remember thinking.
I remember when my oldest son was a little baby and we went through the class and they said,
well, when they start crying, the best thing to do is don't just get right up and get them,
let them cry for a little bit because when they cry for a little bit and then they realize
that you're not going to get up and help them, they'll just roll over and go back to sleep.
And I'll never forget, my wife and I, my first wife and I, laying in bed listening to a little Elvis cry in his crib.
and we're thinking, no, no, don't get up.
No, he's just going to roll right back over and go to sleep.
And he was crying, and you could tell he got up.
He was standing up kind of in his crib with his hands on the side of the crib.
And at one point, you felt him realize that we were not going to get up and get him.
And he threw such a little baby fit.
It was, I'm still laughing about it today.
It was great.
So perhaps some of the experts don't know everything.
Just the thought from me, maybe they just don't know everything.
It's just me, though.
Great story out of Canada.
Could have happened here in America.
Calgary woman has her car stolen, and it's returned to her by the police.
They call up, say, hey, we've got your car down here in the lot.
Come and get her, congratulations.
She picks it up.
She goes out to pick up her car in the lot, and she sees an envelope with some drugs in it in the cup holder.
So instead of going, hey, okay, got to go, talk to you later, officers, and drives away.
She says, she comes back and she says, I do something with the drugs in the front of the car and the cops is I just throw it on the ground.
Just get rid of it.
Go ahead.
She goes back to it and it's got guns.
It's got more drugs in it.
And finally, you know, she turned it all into the cops.
Why?
My question is, why?
Why?
I mean, it was there for you to take.
Why wouldn't you?
It's already cleared by police for you to take.
Why?
Why?
And I have plenty more stories that I have the question, why, with.
That'll have to wait.
Have to wait.
Because this broadcast is over.
And Piro Pelka is sitting back there going, hey, shut up, fat man.
My show is coming on.
So that's it.
It's over.
Except, I want to be sure, has anyone told you you look good yet today?
No?
Well, you do.
You look great.
I mean that.
You look great.
Except, you're not going to wear that thing all day, are you?
Ooh.
This is the Jeff Fisher Show.
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