Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeff's Corner: Selfie Snafus

Episode Date: October 3, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Buck Sexton. You've got the Turks bombing the Kurds. You've got the Russians bombing the Free Syrian Army. You've got the U.S. bombing ISIS. You've got Jordan bombing ISIS, or at least they were for a while. George just, it's not going to happen. They're not going to be a major part of this air campaign

because we're not even sure we should have a major air campaign. The Russians, however, are short. Buck Sexton, Weekdays, noon. to 2 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. We love taking pictures of ourselves. We've got phones, we've got tablets, we've got little cameras, big cameras, other people's cameras,

we're taking pictures of ourselves. Selfies. And then when it's you and someone else, we now call it an ussy. And we are taking pictures everywhere. And we love taking selfies. Now, there have been some stupid selfie plans going on. There's a story about a woman who was seen taking a selfie with her boyfriend. The boyfriend had a gun.

The Snapchat selfies. And then a little while later, she was found a shot in the head. Perhaps we shouldn't have taken the selfie before we shot her. Now you're guilty of murder. We have people taking, we've closed parks. because people want to take selfies with wild bears. We try to get as close as we can to take that selfie with bears. People are getting hurt.

People trying to take selfies with zoo animals and getting hurt. They have people trying to take selfies on cliffs, mountaintops and falling off. I mean, really. Do we not know, hey, I'm going to, take a selfie here. It's a cliff. This is as far as I'm going to go.

I guess not. We have people taking selfies. Talk about life in the train age. We have people getting killed on train tracks. Taking selfies, getting portraits done on train tracks. That was a tough one for me to understand. First, a lot of times in metropolitan areas, I mean, it's pretty tough to get out of the tracks.

There's a, we have a number of places where you can actually, you know, get out on the tracks, you know, safely without jumping off platforms and stuff. So it's a pretty good idea that you'll see the train coming. You'll hear the train of coming around the bend. I'm pretty sure. While they're going pretty fast and they may be going faster than they look like they're going. You perhaps may want to get out of the way. So people are getting killed, taking selfies on train tracks, too.

Wow. And then we had the girls at the ballpark that made huge rounds over the past week. The girls from the University of Arizona took taking, you know, hundreds of selfies of themselves. We love taking pictures of ourselves. We love it. And when you just look at the pictures of these girls, you think, oh, my, they've lost their minds. Well, they have maybe lost their minds, but the ballpark did ask for it. They were trying to, you know, win some prize at the ballpark.

So they asked them to take selfies of themselves and send it in with the hashtag and, you know, try to, you know, win some prize, which, you know, does happen from time to time. And but they were, you know, out of control taking the selfies. Then we have the story about a model who attempted to blackmail the hockey star with the post-sex selfie. She took a picture of her and the hockey star in bed. He was sleeping. Jagger, the Army of Jagger. now she took the shot and then tried to blackmail the hockey player the professional hockey player in a place for the Panthers for a couple thousand dollars I mean why didn't she just say hey

I'll have sex with you I mean she didn't feel blackmail is different than being a hooker instead of just saying hey I'll have sex with you give me two grand and he could say yes or no hey, I know I'll have sex with him and then I'll just take a I'll take a selfie of me while he's sleeping in bed and he'll give me two grand yeah, okay I mean you know stars

have it try to happen to him all the time right? I mean that's why you have handlers and that's why you know if you have an opportunity to hook up you may say give your phone to that person and you can have it back

when the night is over. However, our professional hockey player said, uh, yeah, no, get bent. Uh, I don't care.

Uh, yes, I had sex with you and, uh, you know, you're welcome. Thank you. I'm 43.

You're 18. I have a nice day. Uh, uh, take care yourself. And this so-called model who's trying to, you know,

get a couple grand from the hockey player. She's got, she's a, you know, a hockey groupie. because her boyfriend is a hockey player, a prospect. And Yarmier is like his idol. So now he's pissed and breaking up with her

because she's out hooking around with his idol. And now people have actually started taking selfies with the hashtag, you know, selfie, Jagger. Jagger selfie. And they show themselves with, you know, a bottle of Jagermeister. empty pillow. I mean, it's really funny, and it backfired on her really good. And I'm glad to see that it backfired on her because, I mean, look, come on now.

And I'm glad to see that, you know, at least my man had the guts to say, yeah, yes, I had sex with her. And yes, you can say all you want and take the picture and show it out there. But no problem, because, yes, that was me. And get over yourself. Okay. Well, then we have a new survey. People born after 1980 will take more than 25,000 selfies in their lifetime. Wow.

We spend 54 hours a year taking selfies. That seems a little high, but I guess maybe, you know, I'll give you that. More than half of people fix their hair before they take a selfie. selfie. 47% practice their facial expression. Okay. People stand up to seven minutes taking and retaking selfies to try and get the perfect one. 47% of people think it's okay to take a picture of themselves during childbirth and 30%

think it's okay during sex. 20% think it's okay to take one during a funeral. So we are living in a selfie world. Hashtag selfie world. It is amazing that we are in this selfie world. And everybody loves taking pictures of themselves. Just taking pictures of yourself.

And I don't know if I heard right, but perhaps if you, You know, listen to the Michael O'Pelka show coming up right after this one. I think you have the possibility of winning a really, really a luxurious prize from Mike. If you take a selfie of yourself and hashtag it Opelka selfie. This is The Jeff Fisher Show on the Blaze Radio Network. Matt Walsh. Harley Fiorina performed well in the debate or closing statement.

was compelling her answer on Planned Parenthood, was stirring her comeback to Donald Trump's comment about her face, was smart. She made Donald Trump look like an imbecile, but of course that's not a difficult thing to do. She had good answers on things. I'm still very hesitant about her track record ideologically and because of her business track record.

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