Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy' Corner: #MeetLucille

Episode Date: October 22, 2016

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So let's talk a little TV. There's a little TV. We've got a black mirror just dropped on Netflix. It just came down. You can watch that again, which some of those episodes are fascinating. It's kind of, you know, a modern Twilight Zone-ish kind of show. You had, I just got an alert from Netflix that the, Fall with

Gillian Anderson. Series 3 is going to drop the 29th of this month. Great. Outstanding. Looking forward to that, the first two seasons were tremendous. So they better

hop sing on season 3. It better be good. And then, of course, this weekend. I mean, I can't can't go without mentioning the show that that premieres this weekend of the Walking Dead

Season 7 premieres. And then I was sent a video that recapped the players and the seasons of Walking Dead with John Cleese voicing it.

Now, I'm going to play it for you. It's like, you know, three or four minutes long and it's cute and we'll see if we can make it through the whole thing. The audio pretty much makes sense for the show. But what disappointed me was is at the very end of the stupid video, it says, you know, the Walking Dead premiere, October 24th. No.

No. Oh, so you're saying the 24th is when Walking Dead, did you say that on the air or just to me? I hate that so much. Please, please, dear Lord. When you say something, please talk on the air. I assume it's for the date in England, the premiere in England. Oh, that's possible. Also, duh.

I mean, that makes sense, I guess. I guess I'll look that up. Look that up, see if that's right. That very well could be. So, you know, the end of the video is correct. Just play the stupid video. And it'll see her in the audio. It's really good.

Walking Dead. Recap of all seven seasons. Season 7 of the Walking Dead is on the way, which I'm sure you already know, unless you've been living under a rock, hiding under a tank, or being held captive by a nutter with a baseball bat called Lucille. But I'm getting ahead of myself. We start with Rick, who's essentially Clint Eastwood, but a bit more sensitive. They show up riding his horse in Atlanta. Now, poor old Rick falls into a coma, loses family,

and wakes up to find the world overrun by zombies. Oh, whoa. Walkers. Walking Dead. Lesson 1. Zombies are not called zombies. Rick beats Glidden. Cracking chap that can't grow a mustache to save his knife. Darrell, to the violent... That, sweetheart. Carol, who makes the remarkable transition from a meek housewife into a teacher who wouldn't pass an off-stead inspection. Today, we are talking about knives.

But pick of the bunch is this charming fellow Merle. Who the kind, forgiving, reasonable gang, change the roof and leave for dead. Don't run in hell! Meanwhile, Rick finds his wife. and his boy. Hooray! No, not hooray. Rick's busy Shane has been off of his wife, Lorry,

and playing daddy to his son. Who's name I can't quite remember. Carl! Carl! Oh, that's it. Coral. The gang seek refuge at the CDC, the safest place on the planet.

Walking Dead lesson two. There are no safe places. Thank you. If this is all getting a bit much for you, you'll be happy to know that our gang soon find themselves on a peaceful, tranquil farm, right? Wrong. We also say hello to Slicy McGee, who's like Uma Thurman in Kilbill,

but with an unsettling fondness for exotic pets. Escaping the farm, the gang seat refuge in a heavily fortified, incredibly safe prison. You don't forget lesson two already, did you? But there's a tiny row of hope. Lorry has an adorable little baby girl. Hooray! No, not too, Ray. When will you learn?

Oh, no. Andrea and Mishon. Bunk to our old friend, Merle, who's had a bit of work done. He kindly takes them to his new home, the idyllic wood blade. Hmm, one-star trip advisor. Now, running this town is the governor. He's got the bad guy triple threat.

iPatch, jazzy nickname, Fish tank full of heads. Yeah, a little watchy. Pookech's a savage murderous attack on the gang. But let's not focus on that. Let's focus on something nice, like, oh, I don't know, flowers. Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.

Oh, God, no, anything but that? No, look at the flower. Lesson three, never look at the flowers. The gang move on, but immediately run into a rather uncivilized bunch called the claimers, who've presumably walked 500 miles to get there, and it's up to the gang to stop them walking 500 more. They buddy up with Abraham and Eugene, who are heading to Washington from their home.

presumably the set of Magnum P.I. Ha! Everyone follows a train track to the safety of this lovely looking place. Welcome to Terminus. The folk at Terminus invite survivors round for dinner, and Boozy Bob gets legless at a barbecue. You taste much better than we thought you would. We wind up in Alexandria,

an impenetrable cordoned-off utopia. Walking Dead, Lesson 4. Alexandria. Stop forgetting, Lesson Desson. Two. Finally, we make a new enemy. The saviors run by the charming Negan. Missing our pants here? Who kidnaps them and decides which of our beloved heroes will meet a sticky end.

But who will survive Negan's bloody beating and incessant rhyming? After what, season seven to find out. Any, me, me, me, buy any. Money. Think about it. So, John, is that right? You couldn't check? Did I not?

Anyway, it's really good, and I'm looking forward to the Walking Dead tomorrow night. Here in Dallas, it will be on at 8 p.m. And it's 9 p.m. Eastern, and it's going to be 90 minutes. And I feel like the first, my first gut reaction, if you listen to our podcast Talking Walking Dead that I do with Jason Butchrell and Brad Staggs, You know, we've kind of tried to walk around see what the first episode, this premiere episode would be like and what would happen. And there's been so many, so many stories and so many things that could have happened and what, you know, the outcome was.

And they've kept it pretty tight-lipped. Walking Dead is great at that. They, who's going to die? And we pretty much, my original guess was that we wouldn't find out who died. They would replay it and take us to the end. And then we're going to go to, we're going to go to the, the new kingdom, which is the kingdom, which is a zoo. And the zoo is the other, is the new, is another kingdom outside of Negan's area that Rick is in.

And so they're going to, they're going to meet up and hopefully take over for Negan, get rid of that bastard. But that's going to be a long year for him. It's going to be a long year for Negan with his bat Lucille, of which, uh, Walking Dead sent me one as a gift. And I'll thank them again because I love it. It's beautiful. My kids were busy taking pictures with it. But speaking of zoos, I mean, really.

I see a story from North Korea about the smoking chimp. I see a story about the National Zoo where the elephant's got arthritis and problems walking. So we've got designer shoes for the elephant. Okay. And then I see the Philadelphia Zoo. We're all happy. We've got the new baby gorilla that was born. We named it online.

Amani, which means peace in Swahili. Okay. Should we have zoos anymore? Do we need zoos, really? I mean, the circus has... Discontinued elephants, they're living in Florida, just wandering around their Florida home in Lakeland. And we know we see zoos were started because we never saw animals, right? I mean, we didn't see around the world different animals.

You went to the zoo to see, oh my gosh, that's what the animals are over there. But now we know all the animals. We see them on television. We see different ones when new ones are discovered. We find out about it immediately, thanks to the Internet. Do we really need zoos? I mean, do we really need to encase these animals in a zoo? I don't know.

I'm asking. I don't, you know, from the, you know, right into my gut reaction says, no, we don't. But then you start thinking about, you know, do animals last? Do certain species last? And, you know, you get into that kind of argument. But I'm just thinking, I don't know, it might be time to, uh, I don't know. Have the zoos be a thick of the past. The Jeff Fisher Show.

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