Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy Takes The New Studio For a Spin

Episode Date: August 19, 2017

The Blaze Radio Network studio has a new look, with new furniture, and Jeffy got to take it for a test drive.  He tries all of the microphones to find the one that is just right, like Goldilocks.  As luck can at times be unlucky, something unexpected happens that teaches us that we can't have nice things.   Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Blaze Radio Network On Demand. The Jeff Fisher Show. Saturday mornings, 9 to noon Eastern. On the Blaze Radio Network. All right, so I was told in the break that a certain microphone off to my right is the best microphone in the studio. All right, so we're going to test, and I'll take the little condom off of this one. All right? So the one I've been using is this microphone right here.

right American whiteness Now this one is the one This one over here says it says it says it better Mike American whiteness Ooh I like the way that's processed better You're right Why am I using this piece of crap What is this?

Why am I using this? This is like a, this is new and shiny Sometimes new and shiny isn't better Other times Old and gray Is better I'm gonna use this mic. What the heck?

Now I gotta move everything out of the way with these damn new desks. I'm gonna, there's gonna be crap falling here, so be ready. Don't touch anything. I'm gonna sit over here. A little easier. I guess I could sit over here and just reach. Hey, how's the processing on this mic? Wait a minute, what about this mic here?

There's a third mic which is, there's a third mic which is number one. It's Jeffreyman. Hello, American White. Who, that even sounds better. American whiteness. American whiteness. Wow. American whiteness.

I hate all white people. American whiteness. I hate all white people. Who I like to do that sounds. American whiteness. I hate all white people. That one doesn't sound too bad. Not as good as this one, though.

Even what about, even with a condom? Hold on. I hate all white people. people. It misses something with the condom. All right. This doesn't have control, right? This one doesn't have the control.

So if we, oh, let's do stereo. This one has control. Oh, they're all on. Nice. Do we get any echoing with them all on? Hello. American whiteness.

I hate all white people. I like the way that sounds. All right. Let's leave all through. on. I like that. Let's sit this from back a little bit. It's over here. Oh, where's the camera when you need it?

I like this look. Whoa. Oh, shoot. I just spilled my soda. On the new stuff. Oh, man, it's going to be so bad. So I hate these arms. They're all over the place. I'm sure you leave the mics on now that I spill stuff everywhere.

No, you can leave them on. Leave them on. Holy I got to wipe up Coke Zero everywhere Oh man He's going to be so bad Look, it's not my fault All right, it's not my fault

I was trying something new Checking processing on stories And I spilled down the story I was going to use too Oh now it's on my computer Oh no Oh no This is why we can't have nice things This is why we can't have nice things

It's exactly right Don't make me turn this station wagon around. Don't you have a board to run? Out of here. All right, that's better, I think. Where did I put my soda? Because I'll kick it over again. Oh, here it is. Who is still ice cold, do? I just opened it.

I didn't drink that much of it, though. There's a lot missing. It's a good thing that the head guy, Rob, our chief engineer, he was here earlier, but he's not here now. Don't tell him, whatever you do. Don't tell them. The good thing about Coke Zero, though. I have learned.

I have learned over the years about spilling into equipment. Not because of me spilling into equipment, by the way. That it's the liquids with sugar that kill the boards. Or like if you have coffee with cream and sugar in it and you spill it on a... Oh. Doomed. It'll eat through all the wires you're sure. I mean, you've got to pull out the whole console.

But if you just spill like Coke Zero or water, You can pull the consoles out and dry them off and it won't eat through them and dissolve them and still should be able to use them for a little while. But the Coke Zero is fine too because there's no sugar. It's not bad. You know, one time when Glenn Beck was just starting his network, when Glenn Beck was just starting his network, there was, we were on like 30 stations or something, I think.

And I used to drink coffee. in the studio and I had the coffee up above these delays, that there were delay boxes. Only I didn't know that the delay boxes were actually running the network through the delay boxes back to the, back to the satellites. So I spilled coffee one morning, and I spilled the, and it spills on the shelf. And if you want to talk about seeing things in slow motion, I watched the coffee, go over this ledge and drop on these delay units that had lights on them. And I mean, the coffee was like, three delay units, all the lights are.

dark, fried out. That's the way you shut down a network. Man, you can shut down 30 to 50 stations like that with a cup of coffee. He just knew that something was going on in the other room. I just told him, keep talking. She shut up. What's going out of there? Nothing.

Don't worry about just keep talking. Everything's fine. We were back on the air like a 10 minutes. So I know how to spill things in the studio. Don't give yourself. And then there was, no, I won't tell you that story. I had a guy work for me. That was sick and barfed all over the board.

Oh, man. I hated to fire him for that. Hated to fire him for that. What are you going to do? You have to. All right. So anyway, in between the before I started. Are I using this one?

All right. I don't like to use this one, though, because then I don't have control. And then it's going to throw out, like this podcast is going to sound so much better. When you're listening to hour number three, You're going to say, oh my gosh, did Jeff just wake up to do a sexy commercial? Yes, he did. Thanks for listening. We're going to be talking food porn.