Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Aaron & Brandi's Lost Tech Stories

Episode Date: May 9, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. I was just perusing some articles. We've got some great stuff on the future to talk about. I have so many emails from, well, Aaron, you remember Aaron Hernandez, who does the Walking Dead podcast with me during the season of Walking Dead, which we have to wait until, you know, 2033 for the next season of Walking Dead to come up. But he sends me emails every week on TechArts. articles that are out. And I love them. And I try to get, and I never get to enough of them to make him happy, and he's pissed at me. And he, every week, he's do you want me to send me those emails? Yes. Okay. And Brandy, who works on the show, takes care of the podcast, answer the phones.

She does the same thing. I asked once, hey, send me all the tech articles you can find. I love them. Just send him every week. Is they love me to send you the tech articles? Yes. Okay. I'll get to them. I promise. So today, I'm going to go. through. We're going to go through a bunch of headlines. I've got tech stuff, and some of them are really fascinating. Like one, I'm surprised that is such a big surprise to people. They're talking about this is the headline. Tracking kids via microchip can't be far off, says expert. This is a quote from Jeff Fisher. Hey, expert, really? You think? How long have we been, you know, how long have we said, look, we put the microchips and dogs. Even when babies are born, we put the bracelet on the babies in the hospital, right? So, I mean, that's their new security plan or at least fairly new, you know, number of years, maybe 10 years, where they put the bracelet on the baby so that it matches the mom and it can't, you know, if it goes out past the door with the wrong bracelet.

slit connected to it. Alarms are supposed to sound so that babies don't get stolen. And we all think, oh, that's a great idea. It's all for your safety. So, of course, you know, now the great experts, microchipping children can't be far off. Thank you, Mr. Expert. One of the things that I found fascinating about this article, though, is it did talk about

how people want to do it. and they're ready to do it because their children are, you know, they want their children to be able to run and play and go crazy, but they also want them to be safe. And one way to be safe is put a chip in them. But they don't have the technology in place yet to GPS to track the humans, which I can't believe is that hard to be off. I mean, we could put those tracking systems into every camera we have around the world.

those should be part of the new cameras we're putting up every single day. Because you know it's coming and you might as well be prepared for it. Are you going to be able to stop it? I don't think so. No. All right. So let's make Aaron and Brandy happy, shall we? And it's a good thing when Aaron and Brandy are happy.

Because then I'm happy and they're happy. I've got, look, let's see what I brought up. I've got one. Hold on. Why is my mouse? There you go. My mouse needs to work on this future stuff. I can't even bring up an email.

What the heck? It's not right in the world. Okay. So I got one, two, three, four, five emails that I have opened here with tech articles. And I'm just going to go down the headlines. And let's talk. Let's see what's on these tech articles that they've sent me. And we'll see.

The universe might be a hologram. Fascinating. The universe might be a hologram. I read that, and I think, I don't even want to read the stupid article, because I get it. How many times you go back to the drug-filled concert days, and, you know, you smoke a bowl,

or you sit down and you smoke a joint, and you're doing LSD, or whatever you're doing, and you want to talk about, you know, I was just thinking, the world might be a hologram, dude. You know that? The world could be just like, Maybe we're on like a CD. What we're doing right now is just someone making us do this on a game disc.

And someone is just making the world like the way they want. And we're inside that world. And, you know, that we're just part of the game. So whatever happened, we don't really decide. We don't really get to decide what we do. We do. It just appears that we do because we're inside the game. Yeah, okay, I know.

The universe might be a hologram. I got it. First driving big rig hits the road. They're out there, man. We already saw the big one, you know, Mercedes, the Daimler one, fantastic. They look great. That's coming faster than you think, the self-driving cars. I'm telling you, and it's all going to be for your safety.

New military Googles combined night vision and thermal energy. That's great. Those goggles are, and I said Google. Those goggles, they're not Googles? No, they're goggles, Jeff. Why? They should be Googles. They are Google's goggles.

Well, anyway. Remember we talked about the scientists in California shooting the stuff into their eyeballs to give them night vision. So it doesn't surprise me that Google's goggles are combining night vision with thermal energy. I mean, that's going to be the next big thing, right? Right. Ultra accurate GPS. We don't have that now. Of course we have the ultra accurate GPS.

You think they can't find you? Have you not watched a police show in the last 10 years? And it's all for your safety. Virtual reality theme park. I might watch that. I might want to see the virtual reality. Virtual reality is going to be amazing. I don't even want to try it.

I don't. I don't want to try it. But Jeff, you know. it's going to be fun, right? Yes, I do. And that's why I don't want to try it. Now, this email, crash-proof motorcycle. Some would say the only crash-proof motorcycle is one that doesn't drive.

Samsung's new virtual... Everybody is coming out with their new virtual reality. I'm telling you, if I can't slap on a virtual reality goggles, because once I do, I'm gone. What happened to Jeff? I don't know. He's been in that room for 18. years. I would never come up.

So I can't. I just can't. I know, I know. I know I can't. NASA may have accidentally discovered warp drive. Fascinating story, that is. And they were working on something else, and now they think they've discovered this. They haven't quite mastered it yet. They're just thinking they're close with what they, they screwed up on something. And then they realized, hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute.

We might be able to use that for that. That's a pretty good idea, Bill. Let's try that. And so if that happens, we are traveling in space, baby. Yeah. And I know that we're already, you know, they're already talking about space tourism and shooting us out there, baby.

So, I mean, that'll be fun. I'm willing to do that. I am willing to do that. No question. And we had Elon come out with this, you know, with the solar power batteries, the batteries that you can hang on your walls in your garage, the big ones.

I mean, it's, I can't wait till we're all just one power. We're feeding power. Oh my gosh. He was right. Everything does create energy and power. We just have to find a way to get off it.

Really? Thank you. Can't wait. Thanks. That'll be on the new Star Wars. That'll be on the new Star Wars. Star Wars and so much more. That could be a new segment on the show right now. Make Aaron and Brandy

happy with their tech article emails.