Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: America Is Fat

Episode Date: March 25, 2017

Jeffy talks about a salon that has a sign saying overweight people will be charged more for nail services. The owner denies it, but Jeffy says he should just own up to it. Jeffy rekindles his idea for a moomoo line.Follow Jeffy on Twitter: @JeffyMRALike Jeffy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JeffFisherRadioFollow Jeffy on Instagram: @jeffymra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the Blaze Radio on demand. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every politician and every failed idea, of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Gold Line right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by

adding gold. Call 1-800-913-Gold. Buying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-4653. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases, so buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Gold Line 1-800-913-4653. For a lifetime now, you know, I've been 800 pounds, pretty much all my life. I was born at 762 pounds. I know, it was a little known fact.

So I wasn't 800 pounds at birth, but after that, 800 pounds forever. And I've had to shop, I went through the struggles of shopping in the Husky section. the horror of shopping in the Husky section the horrors of shopping at the fat and short talls of the big and tall fat whatever stores that charge you

a million dollars for a pair of pants that's because there's a million dollars worth of material in the pants Jeff that's not the point so we get a story here that people who are severely overweight

are going to get charged more for pedicures and manicures and they're a little mad a sign at the Memphis salon if you're overweight pedicures are going to be $45 bucks we're charging you more

than anybody else okay fat feet get charged more now apparently women are upset upset about that. And specifically, I guess, overweight women are upset about that. Now, the owner says, hey, that's not my sign.

I don't know where that sign came from. I would say, own up to it. Yes, that is my sign. Now, do the overweight women get pissed at the fat lady stores for getting charged more money for a dress? I mean, obviously we all get, well, man, I can't believe I've got to pay $8,000 for a pair of pants. Maybe if it wasn't a size 80, but, I mean, why shouldn't the pedicurus look down and go, ooh, ooh? Those are a little bit nasty.

You mess around with those fat feet? No, thank you. I'm charging you more. It's just the fact of life. Okay? So those of you that are upset at the nail salon place, I would say that tough. The sign is now down. You can breathe easy.

And his current prices at the store are just the same as everybody's. And the only thing that's cheaper is the extra predicate cure for men. because they don't come to the salon as often. So you men out there that want your little pedicure, now's the time because it's cheap. You can get that extra predacure for just an extra five bucks. But I'm saying if you are, the owner, I just saw this there talking about him,

taking down the sign, but at the end it says, I've decided to just not service someone that's overweight. So he took down the sign, but, no, you're overweight. No, we're not going to service you. He said it's difficult for technicians to give them pedicures, and he's had chairs broken twice in the past. So why don't you just spend a couple extra bucks on a couple of fat chairs? Okay.

America is fat. It's my motto. It got me thinking. of last week or the week before we were talking about creating a mu-moo line, the Jeffie Mummoo line. And, you know, I've kind of been in, you know, I've got it in the development stages now. And we're, you know, creating our own, our own look, you know, our own moo-mo look. And look, and look, they're not, don't, they're not just for women.

so don't think that this is all just a female thing. Because as an overweight male, plenty of times you just want to wear a moo-moo. 2017 is going to be a volatile economic year. We may see politicians throughout the world attempting to control central bank policies. Several renowned financial analysts have warned that political interference in central bank policies may mean our economic misses of inflation and growth targets. Gold is an international currency that can't be issued. or controlled by governments. If you don't have the only hard currency that has outlasted every

politician and every failed idea of governments for centuries, you need to speak to Goldline right now and learn how easy it is to add gold to your portfolio or IRA. Now is the time to diversify your financial portfolio by adding gold. Call 1-800-913-Gold. Bying real gold is easy and fast at Goldline. And you're going to be happy that you finally made the call. 1-800-913-46-53. Goldline also offers price protection against short-term market fluctuations on qualifying purchases. So buy with confidence. Read Goldline's important risk information and find out of buying gold is right for you. Call Goldline, 1-800-913-4653.