Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: Beware Of Bears & Bedtime

Episode Date: October 3, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Buck Sexton. You've got the Turks bombing the Kurds. You've got the Russians bombing the Free Syrian Army. You've got the U.S. bombing ISIS. You've got Jordan bombing ISIS, or at least they were for a while. George just, it's not going to happen. They're not going to be a major part of this air campaign

because we're not even sure we should have a major air campaign. The Russians, however, are short. Buck Sexton, Weekdays, noon. to 2.m. Eastern on the Blaze Radio Network. I was leading back, watched a little TV earlier this week, and I forget what stupid show I was watching. But a commercial came out, and it's a commercial. I hadn't seen before.

It's shows, and it looked kind of bougie, but it was talking about sleep, and I was like, okay. And so instead of fast-forwarding through my DVR, I watched it, because I'm a freak that way. And the entire thing is unbelievable. So I'm going to play it for you, and then we'll talk about if it really works for you or not. Remember when it welcomed you like a friend?

Then they became more elusive. But why? When you have insomnia, it may affect the wake neurotransmitters in your brain. disrupting your wake and sleep messages. Balsamra is a prescription medicine for adults who have trouble falling or staying asleep. Balsamra is thought to help turn down wake messages by targeting and inhibiting the action of orexin, a neurotransmitter that plays a central role in sending wake messages. Only Belsamra works this way.

Do not take balsamra if you have narcolepsy. When taking balsamra, don't drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel forced. awake. Wait? Walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep, without remembering it the next day, have been reported. Wait, what? Balsamra should not be taken together with alcohol.

Okay. Abnormal behaviors may include aggressiveness, confusion, agitation, or hallucinations. Wait. The temporary inability to move while falling asleep or waking up and temporary leg weakness have also been reported. Wait. In depressed patients, worsening depression, including risk of suicide may occur. What?

Alcohol may increase these risks. Side effects include next day drowsiness. Wait. Oh, but it's perfect. Sleep. Ask your doctor about Belsanra. Come on now. Come on. Are we seriously? Are you seriously telling me that we've got products that are

like that and we're going to run this disclaimer like that and you're going to say to yourself, that's a product I want? Do not take Belsamra if you have narcolepsy. Don't drive or operate heavy machinery until fully awake. Walking, eating, driving, or other activities well asleep without remembering it the next day have been reported. Should not be taken together with alcohol. Okay, I mean, I give them that one. Abnormal behavior may include aggression, confusion, agitation, hallucinations.

Huh. Temporary inability to move while falling asleep or waking up or temporary leg weakness have been reported. Huh. In depressed patients, worsening depression, including risk. of suicide may occur. Alcohol may increase these risks. You've already told us not to be taken with alcohol. Side effects include neckday drowsiness. Yeah, it's a sleep pill. That is unbelievable. Now, do disclaimers really work? I don't know. I, you know, I guess I, sometimes I think they're kind of silly. But other times I'm thinking with a product, I don't know, like,

I don't know, Belsomra. That's a sleep medication. And yet we're saying, hey, it's a sleep medication, but really, don't forget about this. Do not take balsamra if you have narcolepsy. When taking balsamra, don't drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully awake. Walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep. Without remembering it the next day, have been reported. Balsamra should not be taken together with alcohol.

Abnormal behaviors may include aggressiveness, confusion, agitation, or hallucinations. The temporary inability to move while falling asleep or waking up and temporary leg weakness have also been reported. In depressed patients, worsening depression including risk of suicide may occur. Alcohol may increase these risks. Side effects include next day drowsiness. Unbelievable. makes me want to take that medication. Ah, sleep.

Ask your doctor about Belsamra. I mean, maybe we just say, you know, make sure you talk to your physician. That'd be a wonderful thing. Now, maybe everything needs a, maybe everything needs a disclaimer. Side effects include. headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darken stool, darken soul, may cause vomiting, hemorrhoids, diabetes. I mean, mild discomfort.

We can go on and on and on, maybe they all just have the massive disclaimers on everything, but I cannot believe that, oh, I can't sleep. I know, I know, I know I might be able to. not move my legs when I lay down after I take it or my legs will be weak and I'll stand up and fall down when I get up to go to the bathroom. But I still want it. I still want to take it. It's okay. You know, I drive a bulldozer every day.

I'm going to take Belisomer and just drive it myself. I'm sorry, but that disclaimer just be crazy. Now, last night. I see a story about a lady who has a bear in Alaska eating her kayak. And I'm thinking, okay, well, you're filming it for one thing. Perhaps you should put the camera or phone down, which no one does in today's world, and we'll get to that a little bit later on in the show. but you're hollering at the bear.

When you watch and listen to the video, and I'm going to play some of this audio, I don't know that I can take the whole two minutes because she is agonizing. But she gets the bear's attention, and the bear leaves the kayak alone, okay? And starts kind of wandering up toward her. So instead of saying, go on,

Now, get out of here. She pepper sprays it. Now, she pepper sprays the bear. Now, pretend you're the bear for a second. All right, I left your kayak alone. I'm going to wander around. I'm going to come up here and check you out. Then I'm going to get out of here.

You're welcome. And then you're going to pepper spray me? Okay, that's enough. I'm not doing you any more favors. Let's take a listen to this and see if I can take the very much of it. See? I'm going to pepper spray you in the bay. See, he's wandering up toward her.

Oh, no. Oh, see, there it is. Pepper sprays the bear. Now the bear is like, what the hell? He's like, I'm a, all right, that's it. No, I'm not going away. Get away from the kayak. No, you pepper sprays me.

Get away from that kayak. You pepper sprayed me, bitch. I am, and plus you're annoying. If I'm the bear, all right, pause this for just a second. Bear! Bear! Okay, if I'm the bear right about now, I'm thinking, okay, I can't take her much longer.

All right. What I should do is stop eating this kayak for a second and get rid of her. And then go back to the kayak. Let's see if he does. Has you pepper sprayed me? Has you pepper sprayed? Oh, my God. No one would bring this bear down if he mauled her right now.

Oh, she's going to cry now. Oh, no. I was wandering around. Oh, that's great. I am all for this bear. You know, she's stuck in Alaska. I hope she had to swim in that freezing water. I can't take it because the bear doesn't stop it.

Good for him. Please shut her off. I can't take it. Very disappointed that the bear just didn't end her right there. Very disappointing. Anyway, bear, good for you. Good for you, bear. I'm joking.

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