Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Jeffy's Corner: "Break To The Goal!"

Episode Date: September 12, 2015

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You're listening to the Jeff Fisher Show. Coming up today on Pat and Stu. They're trying to figure out if she goes to jail. I've got to read that. I read about that. Where did they put him slash her? Well, first of all, Kate's not going to jail. Bruce is not going to jail.

They're not going to put Bruce Kate in jail. Not going to happen. Not going to happen. Oh, my gosh. No way. Pat and Stu, weekdays at 5 p.m. on the Blaze Radio Network. Look on Twitter and I'm told that many people did not get all 12.

At Caleb underscore Oliver said he got 11 out of 12 too and he wants to know which one I missed. Wouldn't you like to know? Okay. There are 12 questions and of course some of them you'll have to go to the blaze.com and click on the story and take the quiz because you need to look at the picture. Number one, this picture shows an object in space that has an icy core with a tail of gas and dust that extends millions of miles. What is this? Which kind of waves are used to make and receive cell phone calls? This picture shows three layers of the earth.

Which layer is the hottest? It depends on if you want to listen to Al Gore or not, but come on. which of these is the main way that the ocean tides are created what does a light year measure Denver Colorado is higher altitude than Los Angeles California which of these statements is they want to know water boils lower or higher temperature which of these pictures best illustrates what happens when light

passes through a magnifying glass the loudness of sound is determined by what property of a sound wave. Which of the following statements best describes the data in the graph below. And the graph just has, it's a two-side, you know, obviously a two-side graph. And one graph is tooth decay. And the other graph is sugar intake. And you see the graph going up, up, up, up, up, up.

I don't know what it could mean. Which of these elements is needed to make nuclear energy and nuclear weapons? Which of these people develop the point? polio vaccine. They give you, you know, it's all, come on. Which of these terms defined as the study of how positions of stars and planets can influence human behavior? All right.

So which one? You want to know which one I got wrong? Number four. Which of these pictures best illustrates what happens when light passes through a magnifying glass? Now, okay. All right. Now, I picked the wrong one out of four choices.

And I know better. I know better. I'm really mad at myself for missing that one. I should have gotten all 12. I kind of ticked, actually. I have myself. But that's the quiz. All right.

So you're happy? I miss number four of the magnifying glass. Sorry. Okay. I'm in a sad state of affairs. I scored better than 82% of the public, below 6% and the same as 12%. and they give you the outcome at the end.

Actually, I should have scored more because I believe that when I checked the age group, I was like, you know, plus 800 years old, so it should be better than a lot according to those percentages. But there you have it, the science knowledge quiz on the blaze.com. Go ahead, go ahead and take it yourself right there, okay? It's going to be a beautiful day. I was looking, you know, we live here in Dallas and Fort Worth. It's going to be beautiful today. It's supposed to be in the 85s.

I'm looking forward to it. My daughter has her first soccer game today. So fired up and believe it. And so long since I've been out there on the soccer field, fired up. You know, my oldest boy, when he was my daughter's age, played soccer like crazy, and I was one of the coaches. And then my youngest boy, Maximus, is, he's not a sports guy. And so he's, you know, he's into his brainiac.

And he, you know, he's into scy. and he's into, you know, we got to talk about movies and he knows movie facts. I mean, I love the kid, but he's not a sports kid. I mean, he wants to be because, you know, I love sports, but he's not really. He could give a flying crap. He's like his mother. You know, so, oh, well, you know, whatever. It's fine.

I love him. But, you know, my daughter is now, you know, she wants to play soccer and get into some sports. So I got her out there. And I just want to not be on a record is I'm not one of the coaches. I should be, however. I'm going on record as saying that. And after this first game, we'll see what happens. I may have to jump in.

My wife has been particularly unhappy with me at some of the practices. You know, I tend to, I don't know if you know this about me, but here's something. I tend to voice my opinion. And apparently, and I'm getting frowned upon doing that on the soccer field. Well, perhaps I'll just take over the, you know, I'll help coat, not take over.

Bad phrasing. I'll just help, assist, assist with the team. And perhaps they could, you know, do better. We'll see. I'm fired up. First game today. We'll see how she does. I have a feeling she's, you know, this is her first game.

she's eight so you know she's been out we've been practicing i think she still has some uh you know field recognition issues you know where she's at on the field there's a lot of you know a lot of bunch ball group ball going on on the field instead of thinking ahead and passing out and running out so you know she's got to realize that when the coach or me from the sidelines say break to the goal that she needs to just stop where she's at, turn and go to the goal, so that her teammate can pass it to her. But, hey, that's just me.

You know, maybe I should just sit on the sideline and watch the game and, you know, not assist the coach as a father saying, break to the goal! But, you know, we'll see. She gets her field bearings out there, then we'll be out there. top of the world. But I'm fired up anyway.

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